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[InsaneViking3]

Well, my connection usually gives out when connecting to GTA:O, but today it was working fine after a week of failure. Exited my garage and stole an Übermach Sentinel XS, and as soon as I started the engine:

 

"Special Crate Drop Inbound"

 

Immediately I pulled up the map and set a waypoint at the green circle. Nobody within a mile of it! Hauled ass over there, killed the goons, and got myself a Benedict Beer Hat, some RP, a minigun, and 10 grand. 5 seconds later, I was blown up by two asshats in jets. Whipped out my trusty Heavy Sniper and shot 'me down.

 

 

What a great reward today for not being online in a week.

[Christian21J]

"Parked" my Zentorno on a tree

 

[blingdiablo]

Figured I'd take my Liberator for a spin in free roam, see if anyone else wanted to monster truck rally, and maybe give it to a random when I got bored (I normally prefer invite only, but I thought it might be fun to find some others in Liberators too). Called it in and headed for pick up when I noticed a white dot following me. I thought, "white dot, probably friendly, I'll see if he wants to jump in the Liberator with me..." so I get in and as I'm thinking he's going to jump in, he instead auto-shotguns my face. Motherf#ker... I feel stupid for trusting him not to be a di#k. So he takes off into the hills and I send him a text expressing my opinion of him and what he did. Meanwhile, I gas can his car and stick him with the insurance. He replied back saying he'll return it (don't think he figured out what I did to his car)... I tell him to keep it because 'whatevs,' but he does come back, and as soon as he jumped out, I shot him in the face. Because f#ck him in the first place. I stickied the Liberator and took off, and sure enough, he jumped back into it, so, kaboom. He messaged me a few more times, I said we're even. LOL. He set a $9000 bounty on me which made me laugh; I said thanks for the $$$ and went into a mission, then back to my usual invite only to collect the bounty. Dumbsh#ts in free roam, I tells ya...

[blingdiablo]

One other thing that made me lol... Special crate drop in a lobby, everyone converges and it turns into a freaking mess. Except... the crate never drops! Hahaha! So all these idiots are going back for more, killing each other, getting killed. I realized the crate was never coming, so I just hung back and picked people off. I swear, this crate drop "special limited time" garbage is brilliant... R* is f'ing genius, these idiots were spending thousands upon thousands upon thousands killing each other FOR NOTHING. Lol! The few hundred I spent on ammo shooting fish in a barrel was entirely worth it. XD

Edited July 8, 2014 by blingdiablo

[iStealthDeath]

I was in a lobby with some crewmates and I was about to fly off with some of my crewmates from the helipad (near the boat docks) and as soon as I'm about to fly off two twankers shot the helicopter killing me and two other crewmates so after respawning, I pulled out my Rpg and shot one of the twankers then the second twanker tried to shoot at me but missed and then I shot two RPG rounds at the second twanker n a moment before he killed me I shot an RPG round at him (killing him) so after respawning again and I killed him another 2 times before he tried to run away with his Zentorno (which I blew up after killing him) and this led to him trying to fight back and dying but then the cops came and I died and he ran off.

 

So afterwards I hunted down the first twanker and chased him down to the military bade where he and his buddy grabbed tanks, so I grabbed a jet, went off the radar and flew at them head on whilst they shoot at me with their tanks(they missed all their shots towards me) and I luckily killed them with the jets guns (not the cannons) and then I tried to do a fly-by but it got too foggy to see so then one of them got into the military base and then I tried to maneuver around and kill him but I ended up crashing and then they both had jets, spent most their time trying to kill me while I was in the tunnel, where i was AFC (Away from controller) and when I returned they had gone elsewhere (I presumed they left) so I regrouped with my crew and then after a while one of the twankers are taking shots at us (without his tank - a miracle?) And then he got killed and hid in passive trying to tease us but he ended up dying another 3 times before he got out of passive and killed me twice before my crew jumped in and started killing him another 2 more times before he rage quit lol, his buddy I presume must have left

Edited July 8, 2014 by Stealth-Death

[Pete4000uk]

I got put into a lobby after doing Trash Talk. Someone had a mic open and I heard him shouting:

 

'Shut up'...

 

'Shut your mouth'...

 

'Shut the fffk up'

 

'Its eleven in the morning and you're already on my ass'

 

Then he picks up the mic and says:

 

'My mom is on the toilet having a s**t and is arguing with me'

 

[Virtual-Antics]

I ran into some French players in a session. They spawn killed me a couple of times but then I regrouped.

 

One of them tried to flank me in a police car. He headed straight for me at top speed but I RPGed him in the face. (A ballsy habit that I carried over from Battlefield.)

 

Then... One of them tried to shoot me at the Gentry Manor Hotel. He was hiding at the end of the footpath while I held my ground at the front door. Luckily there was a doorframe and pillar for protection.

 

We both stepped out and fired at each other. I switched to an RPG and was surprised that he was still standing out in the open while I took aim. He bounced into the air and I left the lobby unscathed.

[Judicious 7]

My friend shot a guy outta his jet. It was DOPE. 2 shots by the way..

[Con9mm]

 

Had sh*tty luck in finding decent DM's so I got bored so I......

Parked an airplane in front of the LSC in Vinewood.

Placed a sticky bomb under the wing.

Climbed onto building, watched a player come near the plane. He gets in it. I text him, please don't take my plane.

If course he does anyways and manages to fly out of there. Once in the air I texted him....

"Yippekaye motherf*cker".....

 

BOOM. Happy 7th of July!

 

Hey sometimes even us peaceful dudes need to venture to the dark side.

[Con9mm]

The one time a motherfukcer needs the god damn fukcing tank is the same time the motherfukcing game sends me on a wild goose fukcing chase.

 

I enter a session, i see one of my crew members is in it. I notice she keeps getting killed.

So i look at the map and can tell four guys are not letting her escape.

So i call Pegasus , the ICON pops up, and im happy, its close by, its the Police Station and im near it!!!!

 

Meanwhile the whole way there i can see a fifth jerk has joined and now my crew member is getting super played, so i rush to the ICON and when i get there the FUKCING ICON DISAPPEARS!!!!! I call the c*nt at Pegasus and she tells me the vehicle was already delivered, i then look at the map and the ICON now is in Fort Zancudo!!!!! All the way up fulcing NORTH!!!!! Miles and miles away!!!! I could have driven back and forth to my teammate seven times in the distance i had to go to get in my tank.

Of course i said fukc the piece of sh1t tank , i have to go help her. So i drive TANK-FUKCING-LESS to her and we both get slayed because they had snipers and RPG's so i couldnt get close it was 5-2, dude driving backwards in a Zentorno. So i texted her and said, just leave the session.

She left and so did i.

Just spoke to her, we were laughing because i was so pissed off about the Tank....i said, imagine had i showed up in the Tank....would have taught those asswipes a lesson. She did mention its stuff like that keeps her from playing more, you know, getting ganged up on for no reason.

 

God damn piece of sh1t Pegasus.....when i think of all the Tank Pricks roaming around a few months ago, killing with impunity.....there i was in time of TRUE TANK need and the fukcing crap lets me the fukc down.

No respect from this game for us high rankers, im fukcing convinced of that more everyday.

Edited July 9, 2014 by Day Reaper

[SightsIn]

As of late, I've been accepting job invites from randoms. A few days ago, I accepted an invite for the mission "ATV Steal" (I don't normally play Simeon's missions anymore). When we got to the ambush point, things didn't go so smoothly, and I ended up having to chase two ATV's across Senora Freeway. I eventually delivered one of the two remaining ATVs and, as one guy was bringing the other, one guy plowed straight into me with a car, killing me. No biggie, We got back to free roam, I killed his ass and lit his car on fire (to avoid the bill). Then for some reason, the previous host detonated my car as I was driving away......Shortly after that, he sent me another invite (mission where you ambush a prison bus); It was time to get even!

 

I called for my Buzzard and destroyed the prison bus. At the scoreboard screen, he hit restart, and so did I. This time, when we spawned, I jumped into my car and tried to run him over with little success. He got into his car and tried to continue the mission. I repeatedly slammed his car, pushed him into traffic/obstacles and knocked him off the road. Then, I let him drive away and returned to my Buzzard, only to destroy the prison bus again. Again, we both hit restart. This time, I successfully ran him over and killed him. I tried it again when he respawned, but he managed to jump onto a ledge, so I set his car on fire. He drove off in a stolen car, and I made my way to the prison bus again, only this time to actually complete the mission.

 

Our other partner died just as he rescued the prisoner (<Carlos, I think) and I swooped in to pick him up. While trying to shake the cops, I slammed a barrier and fell into the ocean. It turns out that the poor felon couldn't swim, and we failed the mission once again. To be honest, I felt bad for our other teammate. All he wanted to do was make some cash. Ultimately, though, I got the revenge I wanted, I destroyed that prick's car without paying for it, and to top it all off, I still had too much money to care about the mission or replacing my car!

Edited July 9, 2014 by No-scope=NO_HOPE!!

[uddymunky]

Two short ones,

 

Was doing rooftop rumble just me and the host (lvl 250+) I went off to the garage, proceeded to kill everyone, deal with the backup and then chase down the guy, kill him, get the briefcase. Basically I did everything. Host just stood there, literally didn't move. Once I collect the case I'm thinking f*ck this guy so send him a quick message 'do you really think I'm going to compete this and let you have money for nothing?', jump in a chopper and just start circling downtown.

 

Host suddenly wakes up and I get:

 

'My battery died d1ckhead'

 

'Just complete the f*cking mission you c*nt'

 

'please just finish, please'

 

'pleeeeeaseeeeee'

 

'c*nt'

 

f*ck you, hope you get aids'

 

please please finish, I need to go have my dinner'

 

I obviously didn't see any of these as I had gone outside for a cigarette, did a few chores just anything to not deliver the case and piss the guy off. he ended up hanging around for 25 minutes sending me whiny messages. As soon as he left I delivered the package and sent him, 'Thanks for your help, just finished'

 

second story,

 

I spawned into freemode right out to the east of the map in the middle of the hills, miles from any road or cars. As Im thinking, here we go, long run back to civilisation, i notice a bright red dot scudding across the map towards me. turns out to be a complete random in a helicopter, obviously have my gun trained on him as he comes to land, but then he sends me a msg saying 'want a lift?' jump in his chopper and we head into the city, then we spend the next hour going from sandy shores, to the beach and all over, having impromptu races, fights against other players and just generally having fun. after his first msg we never said a word to each other the whole time we were playing, just shows that not shooting someone on sight immediately can lead to having a good time with randoms.

 

[Tao Cheng]

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Edited August 27, 2020 by Tao Cheng

[garyfromscotland]

Going to LSC in my adder and I noticed a Level30 red dot waiting for me; he was in a tank.

 

He started firing at me but obviously had no idea how to aim, I managed to drive round him in circles and 3 stickys later, me and my car is intact and he and the tank are dead.

 

Gutted for him haha.

[BaM BooZeLLed]

My 4th of July

Started off by going to my favorite burger joint for a double double, fries, and a shake. Like a good amurcan.

 

Little shoot with my machine

 

Off to go play with my new big boy toy.

 

Got my eagle on

 

Quick shot of the new monster.

 

Then out to buy some gun and fireworks

Tested them

 

 

Then back ta da trailer for the night. Stopped for gas it was a long ride didnt get back till mornin.

 

 

Twas a goot day.

[hugh750]

Today i joined rooftop rumble, I had my gold manana, When the mission started i got into my car and pulled a u turn and accidently hit the other player's car door.

He beat me to where we needed to go to do the mission, I killed some of the bad guys but i got killed when the other player blew up my car!

But afterwards he died and i killed most of the other bad guys, I got into a primo and chased the bad guy that had the document (i killed him).

I went to martin's place to drop off the document but i waited about 10 minutes basically flipping the bird to the other player that was spectating!!

[dudclub55]

Just sold all my level 30 male character's cars and deleted him for a new female character.

I just can't get around how lame the male clothing items are.

[manta5x]

Tried to chop a parachuted pilot up with my buzzard blades , but he shot me with Uzi lol had to give him props

[Gerald Spoder]

I stole an infernus as did the "kill target" lester missions. Another guy in a buzzard was doing the mission too. We both were racing for the target and he failed at aiming his rockets at the target. I planted a sticky bomb and drove off. He raged and started shooting at me while I was racing towards Sandy Shores (and a guy with a bounty on him) like something out of an action movie. I got the bounty and the raging dude was shot down by the cops.

[InfernalOutcast]

I was flying a helicopter towards the harbor near LSC at the bottom and I ditched it at the perfect time making it so my character fell but didn't ragdoll and acted like nothing happened. Then I nonchalantly walked towards a soda machine nearby and drank a soda.

[Pete4000uk]

Found myself in a lobby with some wannabe gangster yesterday who was being an ass. Someone in the lobby was a modder and made the guy turn into a non controllable person. About 8 of us were following him around as the modder was singing ' These shoes are made for walkin'!'

 

I don't condone such behaviour... But it was funny. They were modding police cars as well.

 

 

But then this afternoon I ran into two of these

 

[Virtual-Antics]

Story #1. I've been getting regular apartment invites and had planned to ignore any more that came in. Except, I thought 'what the hell' when I got one from a level 43.

 

Inside, I took a drink of wine while he got drunk out of his face on whisky. I waved a couple of times but it was pointless. He staggered downstairs and I followed; making sure to facepalm the whole way down. He changed his clothes and staggered back upstairs. My character's hand was on her face for the return journey.

 

Bored, I decided to check out his garage. And.... You guessed it. My character's facepalming again. There were only two cars with little or no modifications - a Dominator and what looked like a Comet.

 

Story #2. I was standing outside the Eclipse Towers while in passive mode. I was trying to make friends with a group. Then... A level 89 dude roadkilled me from behind.

 

I respawned at the bottom of the grassy hill using the wall as cover. He lingered near the traffic lights up ahead. I went off radar and then he quickly sped off in the direction of Richards Majestic.

 

I chased him to Richards Majestic. I came back on radar at the traffic lights before the apartment. He was hiding in the driveway and took off down the street. I pursued in my Turismo and opened fire. He veered from right to left, hitting the wall before the low bridge. He reversed, allowing me to shoot him through the windscreen.

 

I drove back to the apartment feeling good. Although, he followed me back there in the rain. Luckily he never killed me. In my apartment I called the mercs on him. He dodged them but funnily died afterwards.

Edited July 10, 2014 by Virtual-Antics

[Tupiz]

Nevermind, wrong thread.

Edited July 10, 2014 by /Tuomaz

[K_Fish_13]

I saw a level 6 in the middle of no where, so I decided to hop into my chopper and fly down to him and give him a lift. I landed and he got inside no hassale. He had his way point set for an ammunation so I dropped him off there and he walked in. I waited for him outside just incase he still needed a lift. So the guy has the balls to walk out of ammunation, holding a brand new gun, THE AMMUNATION I FLEW HIM TOO. And he points his new gun at me and kills me. I was pretty mad. You help out a guy and he does that. To make it worse, he stole my chopper. I watched him land down the street outside a shop, he was planning to rob I assume. So I hopped into my fully modded Coquette and continued to kill him 15 times.

[Tails Prower]

Found myself in a lobby with some wannabe gangster yesterday who was being an ass. Someone in the lobby was a modder and made the guy turn into a non controllable person. About 8 of us were following him around as the modder was singing ' These shoes are made for walkin'!'

 

I don't condone such behaviour... But it was funny. They were modding police cars as well.

 

 

But then this afternoon I ran into two of these

 

 

Just left a lobby with two lots of the ferris wheel blocking the roads around Legion Square, is there any reason why modders

pick this particular spot to deploy such things?

Edited July 10, 2014 by tails_prower_2040

[Virtual-Antics]

I've literally just quit a funny, weird session.

 

I was in my apartment. A teenager announced over the headset that he's gonna invite everyone to his apartment. Meanwhile, a friend is spectating my session.

 

I decided to enter my garage. When I stepped through the elevator doors then things started to get weird. My cars had disappeared and now there was an MTV Daria lookalike with dark hair and glasses wearing an independence day vest.

 

This was the guy who had just offered to invite everyone. So.. He started describing what had happened to everyone in the lobby (with a 'what the heck' thrown in for good measure), but it was only me and him in this empty garage.

 

I ran back to the elevator and he ran to the garage door but there was nothing we could do.... But CAT FIGHT!

 

I mean what else was there to do? I was bored of the panicking. We pushed each other about and exchanged blows. Then I shot him with the assault rifle. I stood over his body and wanted to take a picture but nothing was working. Meanwhile he said that he wanted to quit.

 

I managed to take a photo of the tv screen but he vanished before I could prep the camera. All that remained was a puddle of blood. Luckily I was able to quit from the start menu, but it has to be the weirdest and funniest error/glitch/cat fight I've emcountered so far.

[Revanchist]

Found myself in a lobby with some wannabe gangster yesterday who was being an ass. Someone in the lobby was a modder and made the guy turn into a non controllable person. About 8 of us were following him around as the modder was singing ' These shoes are made for walkin'!'

 

I don't condone such behaviour... But it was funny. They were modding police cars as well.

 

 

But then this afternoon I ran into two of these

 

 

Somehow I wasn't surprised when I came here to post the exact same thing, seeing it already here.

 

So yeah, this happened today...

 

 

 

 

 

Didn't know what it was at first, because you can't see any of the lights from the ground.

 

MRW I reach higher ground:

 

 

Edited July 11, 2014 by TheRevanchist

[InsaneViking3]

Today I was cruising around (taking a break from RR) when I decide to plug in my mic. I hear a kid (14, maybe?) talking over the mic narrating his life. Level 3... I'm a level 118, so I feel pity for this guy. I look on the map, there's 4 people a good distance behind him yet following him. I raced over there to see if I could help; the guy was going to buy masks, and the chasers were surrounding him. I got there and killed the chasers. The guy hopped in my car and we hauled ass out of there.

 

I felt good helping a low level.

[YirbyBond00Y]

Found these two guys behind the Ammunation at Murrieta Heights:




Coffee, or cigar sir?

[hugh750]

Found these two guys behind the Ammunation at Murrieta Heights:

 

 

 

Coffee, or cigar sir?

the coffee guy looks a bit like niko.