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Judas0ne

I spent about a week trying to grind up enough money to buy an apartment. Then, a troll started shooting at me while in his personal vehicle. I obviously defended myself, to find that he stuck a bomb to his personal vehicle, and I had to pay EVERY, SINGLE, PENNY THAT I f*ckING OWNED ON HIS f*ckING INSURANCE BILL. Then I came on the forums to bitch about it. To be fair, it's a pretty fair thing to bitch about. a week's worth of work down the drain because GTA Online is so incredibly trollable. I'm just gonna take a break from GTA Online for a while, come back when the stimulus package hits so I can have money.

 

Not buying it mate. How much money are we talking about here? At most the Insurance on an Adder is $12,000 and I havent seen higher. The cheapest Apartment is $80,000. DId he blow up his own car repeatedly? If he blew up his own car with a sticky then he wouldve gotten the bill. This just doesnt add up.

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EyeMacHunt

I was having a battle with this guy for a while. I was sniping him consistently then he got a tank so I got mine. He went off the radar but I saw it coming and backed into a spot that I had a good field of aim. In the tank battle I Dominated him using cover and being patient.

 

Anyway he had a tank in his garage so he went into passive mode and I sat right in front of him beeping at him. He thought he was a funny c*nt doing the jerk off thing so I sent a mugger at him.

 

Watching him jerk off as the mugger approached him and stabbed him from behind and run off was f*cking hilarious. He thought he was untouchable.

 

Then he rage quit.

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giraffeboy

Managed to steal a fighter from the base (getting pretty good at skydiving in that hangar now), avoided the ridiculous accuracy from a tank at half a mile away this time, and once I was free, had a look around for players to kill as no friends or crew were online, and wanted to get a little flying and shooting practise in. So I look for the nearest blip and cruise over with blood on the mind.

When I get there however, it seems that this guy has half of San Andreas' finest on his tail. My lock on was going crazy, missiles begging for release, so I changed my mind and instead of his destroyer I became his saviour. Can only imagine what it looked like on his screen as I made one low pass after another, raining fiery death all around him, roadblocks incinerated in front of him, choppers dropping out of the sky beside him. After we had got away I decided it was time to fly through a tunnel, and that was the end of my little fighter session.

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NuklerGhost101838

I just remembered another story that happened recently. This is a pretty short story.

 

At this point when this story takes place, I am now troll-wise and am constantly jumpy about white blips approaching my area. I happen to be running around what looks to be a train yard when I see a white blip bearing down on me. I instantly pull out my SMG and take cover. Finally the guy comes barreling down my way in a customized Bravado Youga van, skidding it to a stop not far from me. I begin to fill him with SMG-lead but stop upon realizing he is not after me for some reason...then I get a pop-up saying that his character and I have started a gang war. I was standing in a gang war area and didn't even know it!

 

Well, at this point my priorities instantly change. The guy went one direction, I went another, and working together we absolutely slaughtered the gang members that came to attack us. After we eliminated them, the guy went back into his van and I think Well that's that, so long dude. I pull out my phone and begin to call my mechanic only to hear honk! honk!

 

The guy in the Youga was just sitting there waiting for me. I cautiously enter the van-and I am surprised when he sets a waypoint for the movie theater. My mind went WTH? as I sat in the customized van. He carefully drove his van to the movie theater, parked, got out, and waited for me again. I shrugged as I stared at the screen, got out and followed him and together we watched some weird movie picture.

 

As I sat there in the dark seats of the theater, it occurred to me that until you meet the fellow GTA:O players, you don't know who is an arse or who is a nice guy.

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MrSuave

Some amazing stories in this thread. Having a great time reading these. Below are two of mine:

 

Last night: After completing a Survival, I was placed into freeroam with the two randoms I played with. I stole a car and immediately had a $1000 bounty on my head. It was only for 1k, and I carried those guys in Survival and did Wave 10 practically by myself, so I was pretty shocked when one of them came after me. As I beelined home, I blew up his car when he caught up. Shortly afterwards I was out (still with a bounty) and he came after me in a chopper, I blew that up with the minigun that I got from the Survival we just passed together. And then, it happened.... a $9000 bounty was on his head! I chased him to the golf course where he strategically got out around a corner, I parked my car on the other side and tried to kill him with thrown tear gas and grenades, but neither were getting him. It was either one of us peels out, or attacks in a very vulnerable position. I knew he was scared after my last two kills on him as he wasn't moving and 2-3 minutes had passed. Then I remembered a tip I got from this forum. I quickly pull up my mobile, call Lamar and order a mugger on him. Literally within 5 seconds I see the mugger approaching him from behind with a knife. As soon as he's close I rush in, mugger shanks him, and I blast him with my MG while he's down. Perfect execution lol.

 

Last week: My favorite thus far. I had a bounty on my head and I was baiting a crew of 4 guys on a chase in my Voltic. I came out of my apartment, drove around the area for a couple minutes and drove right back into my garage. I kept doing this, amusing myself in the process... and then on the mic I hear "yo this dude's playing with us, let's cut off his garage access" followed by "let's just pile up cars here". I saw the flaw immediately in their plan. I could just drive across town, or even walk to my door entrance since it's away from my garage... but this is GTA and my next thought that followed was the way to go. I drove a few blocks away which had a straight line access to my garage. I got out. Stickied the front of my beautiful electric blue voltic. Grinded my tires and sped towards them, as I got close I saw a ton of cars piled together, as soon as I felt the first shot, I jumped out of the car, it flew towards the pile, I triggered the sticky and *BOOM*. The explosion was one of the best I've ever seen. 10+ car explosion, a bad sport warning, and MrSuave killed Player 1/Player 2/Player 3/Player 4. I stood there in shock, admiring the beauty of what just happened. Then, one of them spawned 5 steps behind me, killed me and collected the bounty lol

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OurJud

Last week: My favorite thus far. I had a bounty on my head and I was baiting a crew of 4 guys on a chase in my Voltic. I came out of my apartment, drove around the area for a couple minutes and drove right back into my garage. I kept doing this, amusing myself in the process... and then on the mic I hear "yo this dude's playing with us, let's cut off his garage access" followed by "let's just pile up cars here". I saw the flaw immediately in their plan. I could just drive across town, or even walk to my door entrance since it's away from my garage... but this is GTA and my next thought that followed was the way to go. I drove a few blocks away which had a straight line access to my garage. I got out. Stickied the front of my beautiful electric blue voltic. Grinded my tires and sped towards them, as I got close I saw a ton of cars piled together, as soon as I felt the first shot, I jumped out of the car, it flew towards the pile, I triggered the sticky and *BOOM*. The explosion was one of the best I've ever seen. 10+ car explosion, a bad sport warning, and MrSuave killed Player 1/Player 2/Player 3/Player 4. I stood there in shock, admiring the beauty of what just happened. Then, one of them spawned 5 steps behind me, killed me and collected the bounty lol

 

Brilliant! :D

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jptawok

Did a utility class race with my homies last night. Most laughter I've ever had in a video game, hands down.

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Jay_Theft_Auto

Some awesome stories on here, so many random moments and all brilliant, here is one of mine:

 

I was at Trevor's airfield just took off in a buzzard attack chopper when I see a white blip just pull up, I decide to be friendly and lower the chopper to let the low level player in for a lift (he was about 15 I was around 40). But he decides to put one straight between the eyes instead, when I resplendent he is taking off in the chopper I had just landed, he was a big of a distance away so I jumped into the mallard stunt plane and begin to pursue him, I manage to crash my plane straight into his chopper after some clever movement. After we both respawn I call Lester to turn off my blip and begin to stalk him as he makes his way to the airfield once again, I hide in a bush and pull out my sniper rifle BAM 1 bullet straight through the back of his head, at this point I decide he has learnt his lesson and make my way back to LS but on my way back the high priority vehicle for Simeon shows up as collected by the very same player I had just been terrorising. I made my way to Simeon's lock up before he did and patiently waited for him to arrive, I let him deliver the car and as soon as he come back out I splattered his brains using my sawn off shotgun. I then sent him a message saying I was going to blow him up while he was in the high priority car but that would of been harsh, I recieved a brief message back saying thanks.

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ScreenSavior

 

I spent about a week trying to grind up enough money to buy an apartment. Then, a troll started shooting at me while in his personal vehicle. I obviously defended myself, to find that he stuck a bomb to his personal vehicle, and I had to pay EVERY, SINGLE, PENNY THAT I f*ckING OWNED ON HIS f*ckING INSURANCE BILL. Then I came on the forums to bitch about it. To be fair, it's a pretty fair thing to bitch about. a week's worth of work down the drain because GTA Online is so incredibly trollable. I'm just gonna take a break from GTA Online for a while, come back when the stimulus package hits so I can have money.

 

Not buying it mate. How much money are we talking about here? At most the Insurance on an Adder is $12,000 and I havent seen higher. The cheapest Apartment is $80,000. DId he blow up his own car repeatedly? If he blew up his own car with a sticky then he wouldve gotten the bill. This just doesnt add up.

 

 

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ScreenSavior

 

 

I spent about a week trying to grind up enough money to buy an apartment. Then, a troll started shooting at me while in his personal vehicle. I obviously defended myself, to find that he stuck a bomb to his personal vehicle, and I had to pay EVERY, SINGLE, PENNY THAT I f*ckING OWNED ON HIS f*ckING INSURANCE BILL. Then I came on the forums to bitch about it. To be fair, it's a pretty fair thing to bitch about. a week's worth of work down the drain because GTA Online is so incredibly trollable. I'm just gonna take a break from GTA Online for a while, come back when the stimulus package hits so I can have money.

 

Not buying it mate. How much money are we talking about here? At most the Insurance on an Adder is $12,000 and I havent seen higher. The cheapest Apartment is $80,000. DId he blow up his own car repeatedly? If he blew up his own car with a sticky then he wouldve gotten the bill. This just doesnt add up.

 

 

 

I never said I was rich. I only had about 10,000 at the time.

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ScreenSavior

Jesus christ, I fail. I could live to be 100 and never understand how any of these forum devices work. Sorry.

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Judas0ne

My bad ScreenSavior, I misread it and thought you had enough to buy the apartment. Rough deal you got.

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Jay_Theft_Auto

Just got into an epic hour long battle with two crew members vs me. It all started when I was on a bycicle and another player zooms past on a motorbike and guns me down, from then I was chasing him in a fire truck, a dump truck through the city, after a good 10 mins of chasing I notice another dot approaching. Turns out this is a fellow crew member of his and they then both proceed to pepper me with bullets.

 

The fight then spills on foot and at this point I am slowly being pushed back towards the pier with the Ferris wheel, we keep exchanging kills and I end up jumping on a seashark, I use this to take cover under the pier between the stands, they also jump onto a seashark and proceed to chase me across the beachfront, I ditch the seashark and make my way back up the beach and onto a small pedestrian bridge, from here I snipe them both and jack a nearby car, I then make a beeline for my apartment, I eventually get there after one of the guys runs me down and once inside send them both a message saying how that was an epic 2 on 1 battle but I give up lol I get a reply with a smiley face

 

If anyone on here thinks that sounds familiar then kudos to you for an epic battle :)

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DisposableUnit

Great thread, love reading all the stories.

Here's one from when I first took a step into the wonderful world of GTAO and met my first random.

I was doing the first tutorial race (the one with Lamar) and some random guy joined in as well.
I somehow managed to pick a hybrid car for the race (I had no idea what I was doing) and remembered a tip I read on these forums about hitting the gas button as soon as 'GO' appeared to give you a little boost at the beginning of the race. I'm not sure what type of car he selected, but it was a nice one and much sportier than mine.

I was leading and when the race was about half in I noticed the other player gaining up on me hard and fast.
A sharp right turn was ahead and I slowly applied the brakes so my hybrid wouldn't fly off the road, but the player behind me didn't anticipate that turn and went flying into a nice park with some beautiful benches and trees.

I managed to finish 1st and saw the other player finish 2nd few moments after me.

When I've had finished all the mandatory tutorial missions for Lamar, he orders me to go and buy myself some decent clothes (mind you I was wearing a rather nice suit at the time (see my avatar)). I go to the clothes shop and as soon as I walk in, I meet the other player from earlier race walking out.
I'm thinking "Oh, nice to see that bloke in here as well. I wonder...". Bam! He turned around and assaulted me with his fists. Again and again and killed me in front of a terrified shop clerk.

I was not happy and rather annoyed by his actions, so I decided to track him down. Later I find him coming out of a gas station he'd just robbed and getting into his car and escaping the cops. I follow him and the cops and watch the chase from afar soon find him hiding in an alley.
I take out my pistol and start firing at him. Of course I miss, being a terrible shot and whatnot and he panics and drives off.

I find him again in a small parking lot in front of some stores, but I decide to get out of my car a block away and walk into an alley located above him and hide. I was counting on him seeing my blip and come after me. Which he did. The moment he drove past me I sprayed some bullets into the side of his car and totally miss him of course.
He backs up and I know he has all the plans to ram me to death against the wall like a bug. I take a deep breath and time my jump perfectly and land on the hood and up on the roof, fall down to the side of his car and finally manage to shoot him in the head killing him.

Of course he was also annoyed by this and came at me couple of times after that killing me in the process.

Even though it was annoying, it was fun. If you are reading this random player; thanks for being my first in GTAO.

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OurJud

Even though it was annoying, it was fun. If you are reading this random player; thanks for being my first in GTAO.

 

There's nothing like that first intertaction with another human player, is there? - especially if you're a complete online virgin as I was.

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DisposableUnit

 

Even though it was annoying, it was fun. If you are reading this random player; thanks for being my first in GTAO.

 

There's nothing like that first intertaction with another human player, is there? - especially if you're a complete online virgin as I was.

 

Almost like your first sexual intercourse ;)

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teh_g

I am a philathropist.

 

Earlier I was bored so I thought of something to do. So I watched Weasel News for interesting battles until I saw 1 guy who failing, and getting his ass handed to him. I also noticed they were exchanging 1k bounties to try and give others incentive to join in.

 

I could tell he didn't have many connections in Los Santos as had very basic car with basic mods, and I would later find out a quaint little 2 car apartment.

 

So I had some fun with his hunters and set up a 9k bounty on one of them. Follwed by Mercs, then another bounty, and repeated until 12 little white dots moved to SE LS. Like the Mercury T1000 being reformed, it was beautiful.

 

This is when I jumped in my buzzard to see it live. Also to step in should someone get whooped repeatedly.

 

I probably spent 300k or more, but had great fun.

 

After the storm I pulled up to the random noob in my Bugatti, and took him for a drive, and let him drive it and my other cars. We parted ways.

 

Someone didn't like the fact that i helped him and sent mercs after me. They died, and the newbie got a fully modded Mesa as a present to sell or keep.

 

I'm pretty sure he'll keep it :)

 

 

It could happen to you, see: http://gtaforums.com/topic/642536-teh-gs-battle-royale-with-cheese/

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EyeMacHunt

currently dominating 4 clowns at the airport. They've killed me 3 times I've killed them each 10 plus.

 

This is hilarious. They all have mics and they are RAGING.

 

will update once over

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Chaos-Elite

Story of an awesome free roam player.

So I just joined a session with my new low level character, chilling, cruising around when a guy honked his horn at me a few times. I took this as a friendly gesture and started following him, kinda racing and sticking together just cruising around. I needed some ammo so stopped at ammunation. There was another player in there and for some reason the ammunation owner shot him. I went back to my car then this guy respawns and kills both me and the awesome guy. We respawn and kill the guy repeatedly until he leaves, and then fight a few more trigger happy guys. The things that made this guy so awesome was he was cool, he didn't randomly attack people, initiated co-operation non verbally, used military tactics, and was just a really awesome player. After the fight I gave a salute, he gestured 'up yours'. I laugh, haha classic.... Best random free roam experience! :)

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Barry Spock

So I had an interesting glitch today. I get online, leave apartment, head for garage.

 

Except it's not my garage. Half is - the right, and the other half is someone else's. Was tempted to drive that sh*t around except wasn't sure if my other cars would come back if I did.

 

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EyeMacHunt

So me and a mate go for a quick snipe at the top of a building and put a bounty on each other to watch the peasants swarm.

 

Next thing I know this noob comes in with his buzzard and crashes into the top of the building and kills himself. Sure enough supernoob goes straight for another buzzard, so I jump in mine, follow him to the airport and take my dot off the radar to missile him as he takes off. I was slightly late so he takes off and a quick battle ensues, which I win.

 

Then I fly back tp pick up my friend. Then supernoob comes after me again and crashes AGAIN and dies. I start sending him messages laughing at his noobness and geeing him up. It works perfectly.

 

So my mate and I go on top of another building and wait for supernoob to get another buzzard. Sure enough he does and I sit and wait with the combat MG. Supernoob keeps doing unsuccessful flybys and I keep shooting him with the combat MG. This results in supernoob needing another buzzard. So I happily let him go get another one.

 

When he gets back he goes slightly below the ledge of the building I'm on, ultra noob move, so I step out on the ledge and shoot him right in the face with the combat MG.

 

I wanted to keep schooling him but the missus had just cooked me dinner so I had to bail.

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Verodox

Just sniped a random dude out a Buzzard... He had really bad aim with the rockets. Although I have to say I have bad aim with a sniper, too. Half the clip was missed shots :p

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iiGh0STt

i was in a lobby with one other person who was in his appt and he randomly put a 1g bounty on my head, so i countered him with 9 on his. he sent merryweather guys and muggers and would not come out so i finally sent him a msg. all i said was "come out and play, little girl"

his reply was exactly: "suck my big dick pussy"

how can you have a big dick pussy? or was i the pussy? anyways.... i killed 3 of his muggers before they even got close to me, finally i said f*ck it since i knew he was specing me, so i stole a jet and headed straigh for his appt. he finally came out thinking i could not aim, and i lit him up with the machine gun on the first pass (luck.. i admit it) but all the same, wtf?!?!?

do people really play like that? he was a lvl 109 and i forgot his name because i had to block him from sending me hate msg's for no reason LOL.... this game cracks me the f*ck up, more so, the people playing it.

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iiGh0STt

Just sniped a random dude out a Buzzard... He had really bad aim with the rockets. Although I have to say I have bad aim with a sniper, too. Half the clip was missed shots :p

i dont think either of those weapons would qualify someone as a bad aimer... they are horrible aiming themselves. sniping especially

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iiGh0STt

So me and a mate go for a quick snipe at the top of a building and put a bounty on each other to watch the peasants swarm.

 

Next thing I know this noob comes in with his buzzard and crashes into the top of the building and kills himself. Sure enough supernoob goes straight for another buzzard, so I jump in mine, follow him to the airport and take my dot off the radar to missile him as he takes off. I was slightly late so he takes off and a quick battle ensues, which I win.

 

Then I fly back tp pick up my friend. Then supernoob comes after me again and crashes AGAIN and dies. I start sending him messages laughing at his noobness and geeing him up. It works perfectly.

 

So my mate and I go on top of another building and wait for supernoob to get another buzzard. Sure enough he does and I sit and wait with the combat MG. Supernoob keeps doing unsuccessful flybys and I keep shooting him with the combat MG. This results in supernoob needing another buzzard. So I happily let him go get another one.

 

When he gets back he goes slightly below the ledge of the building I'm on, ultra noob move, so I step out on the ledge and shoot him right in the face with the combat MG.

 

I wanted to keep schooling him but the missus had just cooked me dinner so I had to bail.

 

ahh auto aim.. cool story bro, not.

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EyeMacHunt

Shutup fa**ot. If you read my post in your thread about auto aim you'd see I played free aim but gave up because the lobbies are empty.

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NuklerGhost101838

A few more stories that happened recently. Again, this is a pretty big post:

 

At this point in GTA:O, I have made a few friends, bought a garage, have an Elegy and Vigero as my personal vehicles (plan on swapping the Elegy for a Buccaneer or a Dominator when I find one) and am barreling down the freeway when I get an invite to a mission. I accept, loving to do missions, and find that I am placed with two level 50+ players. At this point I think Uh oh and contemplate quitting but in fear of getting a Bad Sport point do not. After it starts I find out that the mission involves getting a Buckingham Shamal and landing it at Trevor's landing field (forgot the name of the mission, but you all probably know which one I'm talking about).

 

Anyway, at the start of said mission, I hop in my Vigero and honk honk signal for one of the others to get in. Neither of them acknowledges me as they converse back and forth with each other in French. Being not too keen in that language, I keep my trap shut and wonder what the h*ll they're waiting on-right up to the point that a couple of customized sports cars pull up. My mind's light bulb finally goes on. They get in their cars and zoom off, and I am instantly in pursuit. I am proud to say that while I am not close behind them, I can still see them somewhat as I follow. Anyhow, we get to our first destination and the fun begins. At this point I do not know what to expect, keep on driving towards the jet and Brraaapppp!! am instant fish food as the enemy totally wipes me out. I have an Oh... moment as I respawn (using up the sole team life in the process) and take cover behind the remains of a van on the rise above the guards around the plane, as do my higher-level "comrades" (who no doubt were wishing they'd never let me in on this in the first place). After an intense, long-range fight (one I thoroughly enjoyed), one of my higher-level comrades decides to get closer, gets down to one of their cars and....Brraappp!! he stains the beach with his blood. Eventually, the two of us left are eliminated in some way and the job fails. However, we all vote to restart it.

 

After two more failures (one of which was entirely my fault after parachuting out of the finally acquired plane and landing flat on my face and thus using up the sole life, the other being the other parachuting gunner's fault when he gets onto the roof of Trevor's hanger and attempts to make a stand of it and thus using that life up), we fly the plane over Trevor's airstrip. At this point I recognize my mistake and compensate for it by jumping out of the plane and landing on the far side of Trevor's hanger (on the other side of the actual airstrip). The pilot's buddy again lands on the rooftop and engages the bloody guards. I'm on the ground and use the many cover opportunities to my advantage, actually eliminating quite a few of those idiots. The pilot, whilst the ground forces are distracted, has not been idle and lands the plane safely, pulling it to the destination marker and thus successfully ending the mission. We get transported back into the freeroam lobby by mutual consent, I regain control of my character....BOOM! am instant rat food as one of the guys blows me into pieces with his shotgun. So much for THAT friendship.

 

The second incident occurred only about a half-hour after that. Almost the same drill-Invite to mission, accept, join lobby. Only this time I am paired with three other players, only one of them being a higher level than me, the others are more or less equal. This mission (AGAIN I can't remember the name) requires that we destroy some Lazers and steal a Cargobob. After one attempt at this (where I did not get to the airstrip in time and was left behind), we try again. This time we are all nearby and soon we all head off towards Fort Zancudo in Ron's plane. We get over the base (no Wanted level during this mission), the plane just touches the ground-and one of the others decides it's a good idea to bail out whilst the d*mn plane is still rolling. Somehow she does not get killed for that (only saying she because the character was a "she"), though she has lost most of her health. We run to the furthest Lazer (AFTER the plane stopped) and the higher level guy blows it up.

 

At this point, everything seems simple enough so I'm thinking Piece of cake. These turned out to be famous last words. We start running back towards the rest of the planes-and are assaulted by military types. I take cover behind some tall crates and return fire. Sadly, the rest of the group doesn't follow this logic and keeps running towards the Lazers..well, after some useless pleading on my part and some bullets on the enemy's part, all three of my teammates are dead, two respawn, run back into the foray by standing out in the clear and shooting, are mowed down naturally and I am now a sitting duck. I hold out for a while but am unable to hold it and am eventually eliminated as well.

 

We restart the mission, again fly into Fort Zancudo, again land-and AGAIN that same lady bails out of the plane the moment it touches the ground! This time, two of us start towards the nearest Lazer, whilst me and the other higher-level guy head towards that distant Lazer again. I basically riddle it with shotgun pellets before the high level guy blows it up again. At this point, those merc guys or whoever the h*ll they are have arrived and are attacking the other two. However, this time they're smarter and they take cover near the Lazers. whilst the higher-level and I eventually make it over that way ourselves. Everything seems to be going well (only one death and it wasn't a weird one)-except while we're fighting, no one is attempting to destroy the remaining Lazers. I make up for that by using blind-fire to attack the closest Lazer. It's just beginning to flame up when I notice a merc too late and am beheaded via the merc. I respawn and charge back into cover, laying down some suppressive fire whilst instructing my teammates to blind-fire on the Lazers. So what does that lady and the other guy (not the higher-level) do? They run out of cover and start blasting them in plain sight. Needless to say, they're mowed down in a heartbeat and now it's just two of us. I make it over to the higher-level, he takes one corner of cover, I take another, and together we clear up the area somewhat. We manage to blow up another Lazer before I get wasted and the guy left is cornered. He holds out better than I did, but forgets to watch his back momentarily and is..erased, shall we say.

 

So what happens next? We all vote to return to freeroam, we all regain control around the same time..and Bang bang bang! one of the greatest spontaneous firefights I have ever been in erupts. After this went on for a bit, we all went our separate ways.

 

It was after this last incident that I thought about all of those guys I had just encountered and said into the mic....

 

What a day.

Edited by NuklerGhost101838
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EyeMacHunt

There were two german guys being little bitches in tanks griefing everyone so I started sniping them both and racking up the kills and listening to them on mic raging.

 

I eventually parachuted down to gee them up a bit and stood in safety and did the jerk off thing in passive mode. They were frothing at the mouth at the chance to grief me and got nothing. One guy left.

 

I took off when they dropped their guard and got up high and started sniping them again. I was on top of the maze building sniping this guy everywhere he went, there was no escape. He kept going for tank after tank after tank. I was hitting him from halfway across the city. Because you can't see the guy until they basically climb on top of their tank or jack a vehicle I just kept the sights on his tank and took him out again and again and again.

 

The best kill was probably when he jacked a Baller and he was moving pretty quick and I got him in a gap between two buildings as he flew past a fair distance away.

 

He was PISSED.

 

I followed him to his tank spawn location near the hospital and sniped him off radar.

 

Some level 189 guy was asking if I was hacking so I picked him up and we started sniping him together. Then we got the buzzard and I showed this guy how to do the missile from the passenger seat and we kept killing him.

 

I think all up I killed him 26-1, not including all the missile kills my co-pilot got. He got one lucky snipe shot on me.

 

This guy was taught a lesson in griefing. It was f*cking hilarious. I was using google translate the whole time to send him messages geeing him up and all I could hear on the mic was "NOOBER NOOBER" when clearly he was the noob(although he was level 120)

 

All in all a successful session and boosted my KD even higher.

 

 

 

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Epi

i met a sergant yolo in a deathmatch yesterday (bf3 players will understand)

 

i must admit this might be the best encounter i had in gta online since the start

 

this guy had mastered this redneck trailer trash accent and vocabulairy and kept talking for the whole game.

 

this guy went from :

 

common you meth heads, watch my back you all know you want to stick it there

to

goddamn cityslickers at 3 am

to

FUCCCCCCKKKKK noo noo they killed xxxx MMHHHWWWUUUUUAAAAAA and drops from behind cover to unload a minigun in a van in shear emotional rage screaming like it was his sibling.

to

making snoring and cocaine effect sounds

to

hearing a girl on the mic and went all creepy old man on her including moans

 

now im not really good at deathmatches but this guy i had a hard time holding my controller and my piss in XD

 

wannabe trevor if you a reading this... add me bro

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