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[DiaDREWbetic]

^^ lol, need a hearse to spawn another, it's the only way. should hit up SouthWestPayDay, he likes getting people hearses


SOOOO it's been a loooong time since I ahd something good enough to post and damnit earlier it was like i was in a movie lol

So I spawn into a new session and see there's a bounty by the real expensive apartment in the city where all the douches are (up the weird steep hill just north of Michael's). I park my bike at the bottom of that hill and small alley and head up on foot with my muzzleloader (new favorite gun). Dude had just called his car over but I was closer than him to it so he jacks a randoms car and started backing up. I fired a shot that hit the windshield and it was ON.

I jumped in a nearby NPC car and followed and was just barely on him. we raced back and forth eventually making it near del perro pier. He went out onto the beach and got to a skidoo (err.. wavebike?) just as i got outta the car so I fired another worthless shot towards him to no avail and switched to my sniper rifle but he was jumping waves and I just couldn't quite track him. So I hop on a wave bike and go off the radar thinking he'd slow it down. He went all the way to the airport outskirts with the nice concrete walkway and little beach area. I saw where he ditched his skidoo so I ditched mine and ran where he must've gone.

So now we were just pacing each other, him about a half mile ahead of me. He goes off the radar and I just keep truckin, scanning the beach from the top rail every now and again until he's back on the radar. I just barely see him in the distance as he jumps in the water to make a swim for it. I had one shot and was already trained on him zoomed in with the musket, fired one shot and sent him floating away. $9K bounty and SURPRISE! my 1,000th kill!

Sent him the cash and a message saying thanks for the chase and that he was my 1000 and before I knew it he put a $9K bounty on me! like... seriously? lol so he made it to a plane and was about to fly it into me to collect. First go around he overshot and pulled up then banked to go again so I said eff it and killed myself. Just as I dropped he smashed into the fence and died. He respawned under the overpass and I was next to the west parking deck so I headed up as did he. I got him one more time as I went in the doorway.

I went up the west deck and he respawned and went up the east deck and a chessmatch began. We took cover on the low walls and went back and forth scoping each other. He was obviously using a heavy MG and I still had ol' faithful. I tried calling merryweather to hitch a ride outta there but the session was full and the heli was in use so I waited for my moment. I popped up and took a shot that missed then got riddled with a burst and took cover again. Popped up one more time and zoomed in... he popped up in just the right place and i took him out.

He respawned on the ground and wasn't moving so I climbed up on a pillar and took another shot. nothing. another shot and he dropped as it said "prodigydre left".

Spent the next in game day or so riding the tram around the city, nobody came after me. then a package dropped at the cemetery and I got off the train at the del perro apartment and took the package after another player got killed trying to get it. Rolled into my del perro garage sittin pretty lol $4K for the package, $2K for good behavior while I was on the train and just outlived my $9k bounty

[JoeySvitek]

I'm playing a solo session on my friend's account on his PS3. I die and respawn near a gang attack. I've never completed a gang attack. I decided to try it. I pull out his AK and kill two guys before getting riddled. I soon learn that all of them have machine guns. I respawn and decide that an AK isn't the best choice for this particular situation. I make my way to a wall outside the construction site and take cover. I only expose myself long enough to take out enemies. With a rap song playing on my friend's basement stereo, I'm pumped up and I quickly cut down all of the enemies except for one. He's inside the unfinished building. I realize that I won't be able to take him out from my current location. I run into the building, guns blazing and mow him down. I emerge victorious, scarred but ready for anything. I completed my next gang attack without dying once.

[Virtual-Antics]

I was waiting for a special crate drop at the racetrack. I started some trouble by running over three NPCs. After a while, a couple of crew mates arrived and another player. By this time, I had a four star wanted level and dwindling health.

 

Then... A player in a wolf mask started shooting me in the back. I hopped over the barrier near the stream, ran down the slope, and made a stand at the base of the bridge.

 

The wolf mask guy followed. I had enough time to set mercs on him, but it wasn't necessary. We were practically side to side with a corner between us. My health was close to zero after the high fall. I stepped out faster than he did and splattered his blood all over his mongrel face. Then, Merryweather called me to announce a successful job.

 

Story #2.

 

Later at the racetrack, a guy pulled up with the Liberator monster truck. He tried to shoot me but I was in passive mode. Then, he tried to run me over several times but I kept hopping back and forth over the white fence to dodge him. I ran around in circles too and watched him struggle to steer.

 

Eventually he knocked me over but I was still alive. I tried calling mercs on him but somehow started a job with Trevor. I quit the menu and respawned outside the racetrack.

 

I ran inside the arena and saw him standing in the middle with his back to me. So... I came out of passive, and then called Lester to go off the radar. I took out the sniper rifle, and headshot him while he waited for an ammo drop.

Edited July 3, 2014 by Virtual-Antics

[DiaDREWbetic]

This was pretty epic.. Started up GTA:O and began the weekend event deal. ended up in there with a buddy and 4 randoms. So we did all the jobs and let me say this, they are pretty cool. I do wish they didn't have pick-ups for the musket deathmatch bit b/c that kinda kills the sport of it and the monster trucks just turn into one hot effing mess where everyone is stuck ramming each other... oh well still loads of fun!

So it was when we came out of the final race in the desert that the real dumb crap started. I come out first, then my buddy and we're pretty close by each other... then 4 red dots pop up and start an all-out war.

I dunno why people gotta start killing everyone that's near them when they come outta missions. Guess they're just that scared lol, you could see they idled for a minute before the chaos, banking they're booty. Then they started shootin one another and my friend and I so we ganged up on one at a time from a distance with the muskets and held our own. We did good til my buddy went down this hill to the road and got pinned between a pole and a guard rail, he went passive and I used him as bait, using the musket to take out the fellas in their cars.

We eventually decided to get away from all that and so did they, but they ALL got in one car and headed for the sandy shores airstrip. Dunno if they knew each other or what but they seemed to be friends at that point. We got into another firefight there, I was hoping to get the car bombed with all of them together, no beans. killed me and my buddy and they all left in a small jet, headed to del perro beach.

I called in my Buzzard and we eventually were on our way. We found they landed right on the beach and were all hanging out by the masks store and my buddy took over the rockets. They panicked hard and drove a car into a wall and tried to shoot us, one shot an RPG that went wide and Gibby killed all 4 with a single shot, blowing up a couple cars in the process.

Sent me a message (no mics) saying 'that was sick' lol... We eventually went back to the beach where they were pretty much all just killing each other and we joined in. We were mainly using the muskets til they decided they needed to 'win' and they switched to heavy machine guns... We killed them all til they left

[Tao Cheng]

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Edited August 27, 2020 by Tao Cheng

[RDT33]

Just read the Encyclopedia Dramatica page about the GTA Forums. I have to say that it was quite hilarious, but also NSFW. This has nothing to do with Online, or really GTA, but it is still a story.

[Zorvaine]

I just met the most disturbing children in GTA:O

 

There were 5 of them.

 

All of them were white british kids around the ages of 10 (Turned chat on Everyone to recognize that)

All of them had shirtless black characters with pink guns

All of them had horrible names like xX_Sw4g_Hyp3r_Xx

All of them had fully chromed super/sports cars

All of them had a large Nazi simbol as their crew logo

All of them were yelling on chat how they would kill all the world's presidents and how they would r*** every woman alive before killing them

 

... What happened to today's youth?!?

Edited July 5, 2014 by Zorvaine

[Officer Ronson]

@RTD33

 

I gotta say the page it's kinda accurate in some ways.

 

Anyways I was laughing my ass off at Universetwister's desc: ''Train loving pedophile''.

[Christian21J]

Had a bounty on my head earlier this day.
Tried to leave the city while being chased by a guy on an annihilator.
Was driving my Zentorno as fast as I could when at some point I see a white dot ahead of me.
Didn't slow down,hoping I'd just pass him,but he had other plans.
He was heading straight for me,while trying to avoid the collision I slammed the brakes and this guy,somehow managed to jump of my car as if it was some kind of a ramp.
Just had to stop and look at how I threw the guy flying up.
But that wasn't it,his flying car went straight for the helicopter.
It didn't blow up. (Tho I really wish it had,live free or die hard.) But the pilot did lose control of his heli and crashed into a nearby building.
What are the chances? One of the best moments I have experienced yet
At that point we were all just texting each other about how awesome that was and parted ways (something that I didn't expect to ever happen.)

Edited July 5, 2014 by Christian21J

[LonerStoner97]

I just met the most disturbing children in GTA:O

 

There were 5 of them.

 

All of them were white british kids around the ages of 10 (Turned chat on Everyone to recognize that)

All of them had shirtless black characters with pink guns

All of them had horrible names like xX_Sw4g_Hyp3r_Xx

All of them had fully chromed super/sports cars

All of them had a large Nazi simbol as their crew logo

All of them were yelling on chat how they would kill all the world's presidents and how they would r*** every woman alive before killing them you should try living in the same country as them.

 

... What happened to today's youth?!?

 

[Tarantulaguy1990]

well in gta v police told me to "Pull Over"

 

And i said no its a cardigan but thanks for noticing later that day i got a six months driving ban

and i have been riding push bikes ever since

 

i wish i just pulled over but those cops tend to get agressive

 

 

and on another note a guy walked past me told me to f*ck off so i cut his throat

Edited July 5, 2014 by Tarantulaguy1990

[Christian21J]

well in gta v police told me to "Pull Over"

 

And i said no its a cardigan but thanks for noticing later that day i got a six months driving ban

and i have been riding push bikes ever since

 

i wish i just pulled over but those cops tend to get agressive

 

 

and on another note a guy walked past me told me to f*ck off so i cut his throat

aggressive*

 

I've seen this image all over the place in the last few days and now you come up this story

 

[Tarantulaguy1990]

 

well in gta v police told me to "Pull Over"

 

And i said no its a cardigan but thanks for noticing later that day i got a six months driving ban

and i have been riding push bikes ever since

 

i wish i just pulled over but those cops tend to get agressive

 

 

and on another note a guy walked past me told me to f*ck off so i cut his throat

aggressive*

 

I've seen this image all over the place in the last few days and now you come up this story

 

 

yep lol why do you have a picture of me

Edited July 5, 2014 by Tarantulaguy1990

[Christian21J]

^I think I was in the passenger seat...Hey,wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? AEEEIIIHHH!

Edited July 5, 2014 by Christian21J

[Virtual-Antics]

Story #1. I picked up a special crate at Lagos Zancudo. A player travelled in my direction but I made a dash for the winding road near Marlowe Vineyard/Tongva Valley. As I drove off, I got kicked out of my car and it went flying down the hill in true Battlefield 4 Jihad Jeep style. There was a BOOM, the map failed to expand when I checked it, and then I found myself alone in the lobby.

 

Story #2. Later that day, I picked up another special crate at the racetrack. I flew down to the airport and blew up my chopper with the minigun. (That I'd acquired in the drop.) I hijacked a Titan from the hangar and took off straight away. Then.. I found my character lying down in the back, and the next thing I know the Titan had crashed into ocean. My character started ragdolling underwater and I was alone in the lobby.

 

Story #3. I joined a public lobby and chilled out in my apartment for a while. There was a Jamaican guy rambling over the mic. His mic quality wasn't the best so I couldn't make out what he was talking about. (Or why he was talking non-stop.) He sent me a friend request and I thought 'here we go again.'

 

I knew he was gonna buzz my apartment, and low and behold, he started driving down the middle of the map. So.. I left the apartment and headed for the Vespucci Helipad. The guy was stalking me , so I called Lester and went off radar as soon as I took off. I made it to the Palomino Highlands before I reappeared. I flew to the Titaviam mountains and the Jamaican guy had made it through Vinewood to the racetrack.

 

I took off in a northerly direction. I checked the map a few times and saw him following. I headed for the islands near Paleto Bay. I couldn't be bothered with this cat and mouse game, so I called Lester again and went off radar. I doubled back over the Chiliad Mountain State Wilderness and back to the apartment. At this point, he was at the corner of the Gran Senora desert.

 

I waited in my apartment to test a theory. Five minutes later, my theory was right. He travelled down the middle of the map, still rambling over the mic, and buzzed my apartment. Then, I hit the pause button and quit the lobby.

Edited July 5, 2014 by Virtual-Antics

[collad0]

Yesterday was feeling extra patriotic so I decided to get some 'Merica gear. I just bought a topless coquette (don't know why I ever sold my first one) and maxed it out and bought the red, white, and blue tire smoke along with the star spangled banner horn. So then I drive down to suburban to check out the new clothes. I buy some stuff but I go afk in the store real quick to grab something to eat downstairs. I come back and sure enough my new coquette is mangled, blocking the door. Suburban was now closed and I see the guy and his liberator outside.

 

So now I feel like exercising my 2nd amendment rights and I pull out my mini-gun and aim it at the door and start lighting up the guys liberator. He gets in and takes off down the block but stays at the corner because hes bent on killing me for some reason. He leaves the rear of his liberator sticking out on the corner so I blow it up with my mini-gun. Hes still alive but I think he was pinned in the corner in between a wall and a planter because of his charred liberator. So in patriotic fashion, I pull out my firework launcher and that whistle from the firework and that beautiful display upon his death screamed freedom.

[PhoGarrett]

Once upon a time, there was a place, where the sun seemed to always shine, and in that place there was a prison...

...But one day, someone and his friends tried to break out of the prison...

Which lead to a daring chase!

In which he flipped out and blew the f*ck up.

[Con9mm]

You haven't lived if you haven't taken a running jump onto Franklin's pool from the roof of his house. Use the recycling containers near the front entrance to get up on the roof. Jump and let gravity do the rest.

[hugh750]

You haven't lived if you haven't taken a running jump onto Franklin's pool from the roof of his house. Use the recycling containers near the front entrance to get up on the roof. Jump and let gravity do the rest.

i did that one time in sp by accident from the rooftop.

i'm sorry that this post isn't a story just a reply.

 

sorry about the second reply

for some reason the second part of my reply is blanked out??

Edited July 6, 2014 by hugh750

[Con9mm]

 

 

You haven't lived if you haven't taken a running jump onto Franklin's pool from the roof of his house. Use the recycling containers near the front entrance to get up on the roof. Jump and let gravity do the rest.

i did that one time in sp by accident from the rooftop.

i'm sorry that this post isn't a story just a reply.

 

sorry about the second reply

for some reason the second part of my reply is blanked out??

Lmao. I swear I'm going to hit the edge of the pool every time. Lol

[~TKP~]

TL:DR: Went for a crate drop last night and ended up not even firing a bullet but still getting it. Felt like a boss!! lol

I was in the jumbo military plane last night as high as could be doing circles over the Vinewood area waiting for a special crate to drop. The '3 hours to drop' had just went by and I was waiting for the 'crate inbound' circle to show up so I could head there asap. It finally showed up about 3 blocks south of the racetrack in NE LS. I checked the map and there was 2 guys fighting about a block away just outside the edge of the circle. I wasnt sure it would drop but said 'fek it lets try'. I bailed out of the plane and started 'superman'ing it to the dropsite. On the radar while dropping I spot what turns out to be a buzzard heading for the drop also from central LS. As I near the site the buzzard is coming 2 the outside the circle and the two fighting blokes were still fighting right outside the ring. The next bit happened so fast Im still getting excited about how it happened lol.

As I drop(fly ) out of the sky nearing on the circle the crate actually drops and I see on radar one of the guys who was fighting run towards it I also physically see the buzzard passing over the bridge of the water overflow tunnels. I aim for the drop and shoot straight down close to the front of the buzzard and as I pass him I pull my chute. It opens about 20-30ft above the package and I see the guy on the ground gunning down the crate's defenders. He shoots the crate and runs towards it 10ft or so from it as I swoop in from his side field of view and land exactly on the package. I nailed the LZ perfectly and just made it and no more. The speakers pops to life with a 'WTF' as I quickly hold the select button and option the Enable Passive. Lol the guy ranted for ages and tried every weapon to shoot me while I climbed onto a nearby shipping container and banked my $5k, 2000RP and a patriot beer hat. Wow What a ride lol. The buzzard guy texted minutes later with "nice move, gratz, buzzards can't fly that fast fs lol"

It's times like that I wish GTAO was out on PS4 already so I could have pressed the 'share' button and recorded it. Roll on l8r in year lol

PS: I've tried using this tactic for months now and sometimes get the crate but most time miss the timings etc or pull chute too early etc. This time nailed it just sweet. You know you can buzz for days over one tiny thing this game allows you to experience playing it. Amazing game

[Tao Cheng]

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Edited August 27, 2020 by Tao Cheng

[siriochan]

Just bought my new house in Paleto Bay, I was looking for some peacefully wandering without worrying about tanks and griefers.

 

Took my Thrust and had a ride from Alta St to Paleto, parked the bike inside the garage, and changed from a suit to a more comfortable Sport Shorts+Tank Top, grabbed my BMX and went exploring the beach.

 

Tried to jum a rock.

 

Faceplanted it, bike got stuck between two rocks, and tried for a couple of minutes to grab it again.

 

 

 

At least, the waves seemed to move it a little and I was able to continue my ride.

 

After some beach riding, I approached the Kwik-E-Mart out of Paleto, parked the bike near the entrance, and spent some dollar on snacks (to distract Apu and give him the required time to memorize my face before calling the cops, obviously)

 

Ok, now it's time to rob this motherfuc ....oh, right, I am in passive mode since the travel from LS..

 

After eight seconds, I'm ready to draw my little shotgun.

 

"Ok, give me all your few mon...HEY, is that an Armored Truck, just passing by outside?"

 

A nanosecond after I looked the icon on minimap, I was outside, and praise the God theere was a Sanchez nearby, avoiding me to chase the truck on my little BMX, tapping "A" like hell.

 

I was easily able stop the truck, parking the bike in front of it. Instead of making a cardboard of my bike passing over it with a truck that is just 1 or 2 tons heavier, they stayed still. Poor stupid guys and their lack of engagement rules.

 

Ok, let's do this, you've don it a million times...pull out the automatic shotgun, stay close to cthe doors, aim for the lock, and FIR....BEEP! SCREEEEECHH!! SPLORCH!!

 

The driver behind the truck got scared and drove over me (=____=)

 

After grabbing the Sanchez, catching the truck again and blowing its door with a sticky bomb was a piece of cake, the though part was only getting off the bike, grab the money (a brilliant 7k) and jump again for the escape, all avoiding the bullets of the police that materialized nearby.

 

Time to return the Sanchez! Drove again to the Kwik-e-Mart, where my bicycle was yet near the entrance, dropped the getaway vehicle and cicled to the hills (see you next time, Apu!), where the police could not find me...

 

 

 

 

They say Paleto is a quiet place, and it's true, until you decide to go for a bicycle ride.

[livejoker]

STORY ON HOW AN ANNOYING PLAYER GETS WHAT HE DESERVES

Farming Rooftop Rumble while listening to music, it actually makes it fun. Rooftop Rumble is a routine by this point so when the package is being delivered I check some songs out on my PC. I'm not an AFK host, though, I try to kill the most enemies and shoot the package before he leaves thus removing the chase part of the mission. Anyway, got my Dubsta 6x6 next to me, just waiting and this girl (probably a guy, who knows) hops in the back of my truck (the bed). Okay, let her be, she's not doing anything. The guys delivering the package made this HUGE detour (somehow they're near the golf course...because, you know, Martin is playing golf. FORE!) so there's loads of time to kill. I focus on my music.

Then I hear crashing and I look from my computer to the TV and the girl that was in the bed of the truck is in a car ramming my Dubsta and I fall down on the ground so I'm thinking "what gives"?! She starts shooting my truck as I get in. I easily push the car she's in with the massive torque the truck has, just a bit to make my message clear (she luckily didn't blow it up, guess she didn't want to spend money). Return to my spot and just wait. She comes back in the bed just chilling and it was too good to pass up. I get in and reverse, causing her to flop down in the bed and can't get up. I back up near the edge of Down The Drain and brake, the dirt making me slide enough that the two last wheels (nearest the rear bumper) go over the edge and the braking momentum propels her in the door of the bed, causing it to open and she falls down into the canal. She threw a few grenades up until she found a ladder and is currently kicking my truck but I'm laughing too much to do anything.

[LoA-Phantom]

Went to change clothes and this douche who's 1/3 of my level decides it's a good time to come fight me, immediately enter passive mode and as I'm waiting for him to blow up my car he actually does something smart and tries to run me over but misses me on his reversing attempt and I get up. Stand on top of a crate and call the cops on him watch as he rages trying to kill me while getting killed by cops continuously, at this point I think of I've had enough, take off passive mode and pull out the heavy sniper. Go 5-0 against him, at this point he turns on the mic and starts cussing me out, 12-0 screaming into mic and sending me hate mail, 16-0 I hear a crash like a tv breaking, a mother scream, a clear slap and a message that says player has signed off, too funny

[hvcciookay]

I've started to prey upon low levels via rooftop sniping from blocks away. Today after i had grinded my way to the liberator and went broke, i wanted to switch over to CoD or forza, but was too lazy to do so. So i stayed online and came across a session with some bickering low level kids and adults. They broke every gta:o rule like announcing their meet up spots, what car they'd be driving and etc.

 

Picked up my frogger and stalked them, but made sure i was far away enough to make my dot not look suspicious. Whenever i killed one of them, i made sure to hide my dot and relocate to my apartment in del perro. After killing everyone of them 3 times each, the arguing subsided and they agreed to take care of the real menace. That's when i left and came on here 10 minutes ago. Good night!

[Kohr-Ah]

So I met a couple of players recently that were really out for my blood. It started with this one guy, who I will refer to as Smough (Dark Souls, anyone?) constantly blowing my beautiful head off despite my attempts at getting away. He was also fond of stealing my bike- until he destroyed it when I kicked him off of it. Interestingly enough, he wouldn't even bother with the other players around him...

 

He REALLY wanted me dead.

 

As if that wasn't bad enough, another friend, whom I will call Ornstein from here on out, decided that he would team up with Smough in this lust for my blood. But he wasn't on foot, no sir. He was in a Lazer, of all things. He was very destructive too, blowing up everything on the street, even his friend's car.

 

So for hours I ran, drove, swam, and flew in order to escape them. But their persistence was too much, and after battling them with snipers, rockets, airstrikes, helicopters, and even fireworks, I decided it was high time I ended it.

 

So yeah, I left. <-------- That's my beerhat. It didn't help me whatsoever.

[Zoots Remuvah]

Well.. indulged in a little carnage yesterday...

 

Spotted a bounty surrounded by some dots outside eclipse towers, so I dive by in my buzzard, fire a couple of rockets then go off radar... somehow manage to land on the roof of the building opposite without being noticed, prime the RPG and proceed to dispatch said bounty and dots..

 

So, I get out the way.. then transpires that another one of them got a bounty jacking a car and him and his friends eventually make their way to the city centre LSC...

 

So, off radar I go again, bomb it down in a car and prime a sticky..

 

lo and behold! There's a fookin' Cargobob and a Dubsta 6x6 (fully loaded) sat there!

 

That's another eight kills in one go..

 

I make my exit sharpish, drive north.. I then notice another dot coming to get me... and another... two choppers!

 

One of them screws up the landing, RPG dispatches them as they bail, swing round and RPG the annihalator the others are travelling in.. eight more kills! I'm thinking serious result here... unfortunately at this point the feds nail me and I lose my merryweather chopper ride, so I'm forced off radar and on foot.. not good..

 

Get to near the Vinewood letters, perched nicely on a hill, fail in a couple of RPG strikes to take out their cars.. this is getting a bit closer than I like, so I attempt to get up hill.. but no.. I fall, then I slide... then I slide some more, then I slide even more..

 

No matter how I move the stick I'm not reacting.. then..

 

"CANNOT DETECT A WIRELESS CONTROLLER"

 

MADRE DE DIOS!!!

 

I actually had to turn off the PS3 as I had no idea where my spare controller was and the charging wire was being completely awkward with me..

 

tbh, I am utterly gutted!! After all I put them through I was looking forward to some proper 8 on 1 action. (phwoar!!!)

 

and if any of them are reading this by some miracle, sorry about the whuppings.. just be grateful I had to quit.. .

 

oh and handy hint - don't feckin' group up in vehicles!!! One sticky/RPG and kabloom!!

 

Like shooting ducks in a barrel!

[So Awesome]

I met a guy who gave me a turtle. It was a good day

[Darth_Rob]

I had a white dot tailing me as soon as I rolled out of the garage last night. That's what I get for not checking the radar first. I kept driving until the little pecker was right up on my ass and then slammed on the brakes. But instead of crashing into my backside, the white dot flew right over me.

 

BUZZARD!

 

Sure enough, the chopper hovered into view and then landed in the street right in front of me. I jumped out of my car and lit him up with my carbine, in accordance with my new "Shoot First and Ask Questions Later" policy in regards to individuals entering my personal space. Far too often I've held my fire only to be shot in the face for the trouble.

 

After I got the kill, I tossed a grenade into the cockpit so he couldn't come after me, and then got out the hell out of Dodge.

 

A couple minutes later, I got a text message:

 

"WTF?? I was going to give you a ride!"

 

"Sorry, but I can't trust anybody," I replied - and did I look like I needed a ride? Who are these idgets who go around a DRIVING game offering rides to people who own 10-20 cars?

 

A couple more minutes went by, and he texted back: "Did you take my buzzard?"

 

Why would I take your Buzzard and leave my car behind for you to destroy, you little scribble?

 

"No, I blew it up. Sorry."

 

"LOL that's OK! Meet me at Ammunation!"

 

Ummm...no.

Edited July 7, 2014 by Darth_Rob