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[Static]

Anyone defending the driver needs a kick in the head

Yeah cause everyone is suppose to have the same taste in music...You ever think maybe the driver was Latino?

Edited June 30, 2014 by StaticLW

[SAVILLAIN]

I'm doing something hilarious now

 

I'm parking my supercar random places then waiting for people to take it for a spin and when they get out very far in the map

 

I then turn the car to " passangers only " they get out of the car then I call the mechanic to drop the car back to me

 

the person now has to walk all the way home

[MadeBrazen]

I've been making bank for a while now, doing jobs, races, hunting bounties, robbing stores, selling cars - mostly organically because f*ck grinding, just having fun with the game but with a purpose. Also not going nice personoo with explosives, just keeping 10 stickies, 10 'nades, 1000 bullets in my carbine and not buying ammo for LMG or SMGs as not using them. Resisting the upgrade urge and new vehicle splurge. Basically being a tight ass. Taking home between 30-60k per session depending how long I play.

 

Last night I got into a scrap with some random dumbass backwards driving Entity driver. Damn I understand the tactic but how can this guy not feel stupid driving in reverse everywhere to keep his back to me. To be fair he was as skilled as he looked stoopid as was just not giving me a window to pop his sorry ass, and actually providing a threat as was a good shot with his little AP pistol.

 

A few drawn-out minutes of ducking behind walls and hopping over fences to no avail or escape I decided to bite the bullet, whipped out the 'nade launcher and popped one at him. Boom 'bad sport behave yourself etc you have been charged $9937 blah blah blah' ... sh*t. Counting the $500 'nade, sucker cost me 10K just to end him. My first thought was goddamit I been saving for ages and just spunked 10Gs - I had a Baller waiting in my garage so was thinking bout doing the off to recoup this loss.

 

Before I could go anywhere this guy had respawned and called his mechanic in no time at all and was back driving backwards at me in his friggin Entity again. This time he wanted me dead for reals, was being careful pointing his rear end at me, catching some shoulder shots as I peeked out trying to shoot him up. I tried laying a sticky bomb trap (beep beep beep - $1500) and luring him in, he sussed it and came around the other way. I had no choice. So popped another 'nade at him. Another $10K. This time more satisfactory though, I knew he must have been getting pissed.

 

Anyways I kept double checking my bankroll and wanted out, got my window past his burning wreckage and darted off, headed for home. Thought I was well away but sh*t this guy is back in his Entity and bearing down fast on me across the map. A bit of slick driving swerving bullets ends me up in the movie studio, and hot feet get me on the roof. This guy driving backwards into the area (lol) looking for me in his rearview. Im now on the roof, keeping out of sight - wondering if this guy will ever put this grudge down. I decide to make a show, and stop acting all scared, make this guy think I can actually afford this little war and will keep blowing his ass up every time.

 

I start raining stickies and hand 'nades from up high, its like a bombing raid down there. I must of had him quaking. He looks like he's running and gets on the road outside, looking for his angle (not often you will catch me slipping). I see the chance, and donkey drop another 'nade on his head. Boom. Yes another $10K. The sting was sweet this time though. Im standing on the rooftop with my chest puffed out waiting for him to come back, and (thank christ) he leaves.

 

In the end, best part of $50K - well spent. Sometimes you just gotta let go.

Edited June 30, 2014 by Bandalamente

[Christian21J]

So I was doing a contact mission with some random guy, and I didn't have my car out so I rode with him. I put the radio on, and what do you know Skeletons by Stevie Wonder is playing, and now that's a great f*cking song. But this dude keeps changing it to that sh*tty Mexican rap station. But Skeletons is on! So I change it back. and then he changes it, and I change it, and he changes it, and I change it.

 

Then the freaking jerk kicks me out of the car. Makes me walk the rest of the way there.

 

I mean I get it...it's his car. But it was Skeletons! That song is great.

 

Some people...I'll tell ya.

The exact same thing happened to me,only I was the driver and when I turned the radio on,there was Phil Collins - I don't care anymore playing. The guy in the passenger seat kept switching the radio to that Slow Down rap song. We kept switching back and forth till at some point I stopped and kicked the dude out.

 

Here's another story,happened yesterday

 

Got online for 15 minutes yesterday before going out. Was planning on going to WCC when I realized that I was chased. I pulled over and got my gun ready. The white Carbonizare stopped right next to me. He didn't shoot so we were cool. I got back into my car,then he got out of his car and entered mine. He was level 1,but that was most likely the guys second character since his car was customized. I drove us out of town to the Airfield in sandy shores. There we saw a guy in a plane (don't remember the name,the one used in the mission where you must steal a cargobob from FZ) and the other one was drunk doing circles around the plane.

I taught cool,these guys are having fun,we should join in. So as I and my new pal were approaching the the other guys on foot with the weapons holstered,the drunk sobered up and assault shotgunned our a$$es. Then he got into the plane and they flied away. Once I respawned I ran to the Frogger chopper that was there. I got into the pilots seat and waited for my new friend to join me. So he did. We flied off to chase the guys in the plane. When they realized that we were chasing them they turned around and tried kamikaze us head on. I flied a little bit to my left side but we still rammed their wing. Moments later I hear a explosion behind me and the message pops up that I killed both of them. At that point my friend jumped off and I never saw him again.

I flied into the sunset...

 

 

 

 

 

Only to crash into maze bank 2 minutes later

Edited June 30, 2014 by Christian21J

[Robaldinio]

So here are my stories from yesterday:

 

1. I'm hovering over Eclipse Towers in a Buzzard, waiting for a bounty to exit the building and some newbaholic in a Maverick comes out of nowhere... Seriously, he was rank 6 or something and he flew straight into me but it didn't seem to do any damage (too me). Needless to say his life lasted for approximately 3 more seconds. After respawning he started trying to take my heli down with a pea shooter so of course I flattened him about half a dozen times, just for the cheek of it.

 

2. A bounty was riding the train around the map and whenever I got close to him in my Zentorno, he would just destroy me, firing RPGs relentlessly and paying the $9000 every time for his trouble, lol. It went on for quite a while and I forget how it ended -- other than one detail: he went to these great lengths to protect a bounty of, wait for it... ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS.

 

3. The first thing I do when I get into a car, without fail, is to cycle my weapon to the AP Pistol. So I chased a bounty who was on a Faggio (no idea why) into an alley way. I slammed into him and opened fire... PEW PEW PEW... WTF? WHY IS MY GUN PISSING BUBBLES AT HIM FFS???? Yeah so GTA just loves punishing me for my FORESIGHT and PREPARATION by f*cking me over and changing my selected weapon. I mean, it's one thing not being able to permanently arrange our arsenal but at least stick with my weapon arrangement in the current lobby. So by the time I got my sh*t together, the fag had squirmed past me and got away.

 

I would gladly pay money to drop all of my handguns, bar the AP Pistol. Oh and the Mirco f*cking SMG. Jesus wept.

 

 

I got the Spindarella Platinum Award in one try by accident

SHARE YOUR STORIES

 

Seriously, I'd be interested to know where and how that happened?

Edited June 30, 2014 by Robaldinio

[budcat]

Me @ NPCs

 

[AhmadJ]

 

So here are my stories from yesterday:

 

1. I'm hovering over Eclipse Towers in a Buzzard, waiting for a bounty to exit the building and some newbaholic in a Maverick comes out of nowhere... Seriously, he was rank 6 or something and he flew straight into me but it didn't seem to do any damage (too me). Needless to say his life lasted for approximately 3 more seconds. After respawning he started trying to take my heli down with a pea shooter so of course I flattened him about half a dozen times, just for the cheek of it.

 

2. A bounty was riding the train around the map and whenever I got close to him in my Zentorno, he would just destroy me, firing RPGs relentlessly and paying the $9000 every time for his trouble, lol. It went on for quite a while and I forget how it ended -- other than one detail: he went to these great lengths to protect a bounty of, wait for it... ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS.

 

3. The first thing I do when I get into a car, without fail, is to cycle my weapon to the AP Pistol. So I chased a bounty who was on a Faggio (no idea why) into an alley way. I slammed into him and opened fire... PEW PEW PEW... WTF? WHY IS MY GUN PISSING BUBBLES AT HIM FFS???? Yeah so GTA just loves punishing me for my FORESIGHT and PREPARATION by f*cking me over and changing my selected weapon. I mean, it's one thing not being able to permanently arrange our arsenal but at least stick with my weapon arrangement in the current lobby. So by the time I got my sh*t together, the fag had squirmed past me and got away.

 

I would gladly pay money to drop all of my handguns, bar the AP Pistol. Oh and the Mirco f*cking SMG. Jesus wept.

 

 

I got the Spindarella Platinum Award in one try by accident

SHARE YOUR STORIES

 

Seriously, I'd be interested to know where and how that happened?

 

I don't remember unfortunately. Sorry :|

[Woah_brah_what_is_this]

I got killed for no reason.

[Coreyandy5]

Saturday night this guy had a red franklin buffalo with police lights and siren on it and had modded nos

[TheGoodSgtScooter]

I'm doing something hilarious now

 

I'm parking my super car random places then waiting for people to take it for a spin and when they get out very far in the map

 

I then turn the car to " passengers only " they get out of the car then I call the mechanic to drop the car back to me

 

The person calls a PV because only an idiot would walk when a mechanic exists.

Fixed it.

Edited July 1, 2014 by TheGoodSgtScooter

[Tao Cheng]

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Edited August 27, 2020 by Tao Cheng

[Pete4000uk]

Brought house in Paleto, fly down to LS to pick up a PV and drive all the way up north only to have the idea of standing outside my new place and phone my mechanic once I had gotten back up there.

 

Duh

[Darth_Rob]

 

The exact same thing happened to me,only I was the driver and when I turned the radio on,there was Phil Collins - I don't care anymore playing. The guy in the passenger seat kept switching the radio to that Slow Down rap song. We kept switching back and forth till at some point I stopped and kicked the dude out.

 

 

Well that was nice of you. Most people wouldn't have bothered to stop.

[SimsDaniel916]

So I was flying my jet a few minutes ago and I heard a strange Russian guy speaking in the mic. Natively, I flew out to where he was and lit up his monster truck and killed him resulting in the best reaction I have ever received killing someone in this game:

 

He says, "OH NO, WHAT IN THE f*ck!" He then says my gamer tag, Sims, about twenty times yelling into the mic. He then goes on to say that I am f*cked for messing with him and says that he is going to eat my lungs. Meanwhile he is saying all of this while my mic is muted so he's just talking to himself.

 

This went on for about ten minutes up until he rage quit the game, which was about five minutes ago.

Edited July 1, 2014 by SimsDaniel916

[Maxxeine]

*Post deleted.

Edited August 25, 2018 by The7thOne

[Tao Cheng]

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Edited August 27, 2020 by Tao Cheng

[BitPieStudios]

So nice little patriotic story from me...

 

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So today I had been let out of the cheater pool thanks to R* support.

 

Nice guy.

 

 

Well that had left me with no money, as I had $200,000 prior. So I sold my Entity XF, my Bravado Buffalo MK2, did RR twice, and bought The Liberator! As well as a musket.

 

 

I went to the ferris wheel and picked up my truck, and a crate drop was scheduled, so 2 guys were fighting there. I went under the pier, and Saw someone under there as well. I thought it'd be your typical GTA ass-hole, but then he came out with... HIS OWN LIBERATOR! We drove around and I followed his lead, and we both fell into water and killed our monster trucks. We both swam to shore, and he gave me a thumbs up, and I saluted to him. Then one guy tried to kill him, but me and him killed that guy and he left us alone. He drove to ammunation, and I followed him. He went inside to buy the firework launcher, and I waited outside. I placed a fountain firework outside, and when he walked out, I set it off while saluting, my Liberator behind me. he stood there for a second just dumbfounded, which I found funny. It was like a "HOORAY YOU BOUGHT GUN!"

 

I went to a new session after me and the guy lost interest, and I drove my Liberator to Paleto Bay to scout out the new houses there. After checking those out, I remembered this spot, from my Fun Stuff list...

 

 

A friend and I were on our way from LS to Chilliad peak while driving our Merryweather Mesas just to pass time, and along the way we decided to stop in Paleto Bay to stock up on ammo and repair our vehicles. My friend for whatever reason, decided to play chicken with a passing train in the trainyard and somehow got shot up into the air and straight into a "hidden" room at the top of the building. It's not really hidden, but it was easily overlooked by both of us, and I'm sure by many other players. Anyway, the roof of this building has a main room at the top with a second room below it and a gated room at ground level with a nice hidey-hole in the back. He suggested we make this gem of an area our base, so we collected the local heli and put it on the roof, and the bulldozer to make as an easy way up. Since there's no direct way for the cops to get to you, it's safe as long as you stay away from the windows, and you can use passing trains in the back for a quick getaway. We spent ours running around this "base" taking on the police, and it was a blast. The whole experience reminded me of being a kid making up fun games with friends. If anyone is open for something different and has a friend to goof around with, I highly recommend making up your own games with this place.

This is the front of the building. The main room is at the top with the two windows, and the side room is the window on the right. You can get up there a few ways, but I found the quickest to be from jumping onto the a/c unit on the wall next to the bulldozer.

 

Here's a view inside the lower room.

 

A view of the main room.

 

The gated room on the street. While in the "base" most of the police will congregate in here for some reason.

 

There's so much more here and I didn't want to make the post too long, and sorry for how long it already is. Plus, finding things on your own is part of the fun. Don't know how to hide things with spoilers. If it's a bother, let me know how and I'll be happy to edit. Also, hope this helps give someone off-the-wall ideas for fun.

 

 

 

I went there and decided to use just my musket. I put on my beer helmet and america shirt, and started shooting people.

First rampage was too boring to get into depth to: I got 4 stars and FIB rappeling to the top floor room (where I was) killed me.

 

The second time, I brought down at least 6 helicopters, and the FIB stormed and failed to sneak up on me 3 times. Eventually, some red dotted guy came rushing over and stopped where I was.

 

In Paleto Bay.

 

He went all the way up to Paleto Bay, and I was worried he would kill me while I was doing my Musket thing. He went in my room, aaaaaand...

 

...Gave me a salute, and JOINED ME! With his OWN MUSKET! IN THE DESERTED TOWN OF PALETO BAY! I was completely shocked; I thought cool players like that were gone. Eventually, the two of us died when I had 5 stars, and I followed his Zentorno down the freeway with my Liberator, he stopped on the road during in-game night time, and we both set off fireworks on the side of the road, while I saluted. He then fired his firework launcher into the sky, and since it was night, I could see it clearly explode in the sky. I saluted, fired my Musket into the air, and turned off my system to go eat dinner.

 

 

Seems the patriotic ambiance brings people together right now. UuU

Edited July 2, 2014 by BitPieStudios

[Tao Cheng]

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Edited August 27, 2020 by Tao Cheng

[TinyMcBig]

Tonight I bought my very first $20 cash card since the beginning. They finally released something I wanted bad enough not to grind for if and I feel good about it because I wanted to mess around tonight, not in 3 days. I also feel like at this point, it's a healthy amount to throw Rockstars way for all the consistent updates.

 

I had to have it because I've been begging for a monster truck since the very beginning. I had no idea when they finally released one that my underwear would need to basically be thrown away. I love this truck. I can't count the number of walls I hopped over and got more air than I expected.

Edited July 2, 2014 by TinyMcBig

[SAVILLAIN]

I just hit someone very hard with the liberator monster truck and they went rolling over & over & over for a good 2 mins of me pushing them

 

funny stuff

[Tao Cheng]

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Edited August 27, 2020 by Tao Cheng

[edub1906]

So last night I get invited into a lobby with my crew. There were about 10 guys in there just messing around so I decided to get my cargobob and steal a tank from Ft. Zancudo. I pick up the tank and I fly back to where my crew was. My wireless mic kept going in and out so I couldn't hear what they they were talking about. As I got near I saw that they were at the cemetery. They were actually having a mock-funeral for one of the original crew members who, for some reason, just stopped playing GTA a few weeks ago. It was hilarious. They had a hearse there, a black stretch limo and a few personal cars. I found out later that they even had funeral procession through the city and into the cemetery.

 

Anyway, as I get there I see one of the crew standing on a wall giving a eulogy for the departed member. I figure I'll just drop the tank somewhere close and join in on the fun. They were about to give the departed a 21-gun salute. Here's where things went bad. Right as I release the tank from my cargobob in the cemetery, two guys in the crew decide to use the launcher and shoot fireworks in the air to celebrate the end of the funeral. One of the fireworks must have gotten too close because all of a sudden wanted levels pop up for people. Of course the the NPC driving the tank goes nutz. It starts destroying everyone (except me). Blew up over half of my crew, destroyed the hearse and stretch limo and just kept going. Some of the crew had no clue what was going on. Damm that NPC in the tank was extremely accurate--must have gotten at least 10 kills before people realized what was happening. Finally 3 of the guys took out rocket launchers and destroyed the tank. Unfortunately the damage had already been done.

 

I feel bad for the disrespectful end to the funeral, but the chaos that ensued is something that I won't soon forget! Here are a couple of pictures from more peaceful times my friend took before the armored assassin arrived:

 

 

RIP to Bolts

Edited July 2, 2014 by edub1906

[Con9mm]

Nothing special I downloaded the 1.15 last night and am loving it. I had the whole Los Santos to myself last night as I was the only one in session so that was cool.

I really LOVE the Bison masks. It reminds me of America more than the Eagle.

What? You never seen a Bison in a Speedo at the beach before?

Surfin' Bison!

'Murica!!......

I

Edited July 2, 2014 by Day Reaper

[edub1906]

So last night I get invited into a lobby with my crew. There were about 10 guys in there just messing around so I decided to get my cargobob and steal a tank from Ft. Zancudo. I pick up the tank and I fly back to where my crew was. My wireless mic kept going in and out so I couldn't hear what they they were talking about. As I got near I saw that they were at the cemetery. They were actually having a mock-funeral for one of the original crew members who, for some reason, just stopped playing GTA a few weeks ago. It was hilarious. They had a hearse there, a black stretch limo and a few personal cars. I found out later that they even had funeral procession through the city and into the cemetery.

 

Anyway, as I get there I see one of the crew standing on a wall giving a eulogy for the departed member. I figure I'll just drop the tank somewhere close and join in on the fun. They were about to give the departed a 21-gun salute. Here's where things went bad. Right as I release the tank from my cargobob in the cemetery, two guys in the crew decide to use the launcher and shoot fireworks in the air to celebrate the end of the funeral. One of the fireworks must have gotten too close because all of a sudden wanted levels pop up for people. Of course the the NPC driving the tank goes nutz. It starts destroying everyone (except me). Blew up over half of my crew, destroyed the hearse and stretch limo and just kept going. Some of the crew had no clue what was going on. Damm that NPC in the tank was extremely accurate--must have gotten at least 10 kills before people realized what was happening. Finally 3 of the guys took out rocket launchers and destroyed the tank. Unfortunately the damage had already been done.

 

I feel bad for the disrespectful end to the funeral, but the chaos that ensued is something that I won't soon forget! Here are a couple of pictures from more peaceful times my friend took before the armored assassin arrived:

 

 

RIP to Bolts

 

***Quick update***

One of my crew members sent me a PM earlier saying that when the tank dropped at the end of the funeral it killed like 6-8 people with one shot. The kicker was that he said everyone was standing by an open grave in the cemetery and 3 people fell in it after the first tank blast. I don't think there is any way in the world I could have scripted this any better.

[TinyMcBig]

 

 

Tonight I bought my very first $20 cash card since the beginning. They finally released something I wanted bad enough not to grind for if and I feel good about it because I wanted to mess around tonight, not in 3 days. I also feel like at this point, it's a healthy amount to throw Rockstars way for all the consistent updates.

 

I had to have it because I've been begging for a monster truck since the very beginning. I had no idea when they finally released one that my underwear would need to basically be thrown away. I love this truck. I can't count the number of walls I hopped over and got more air than I expected.

That empty feeling of buying $100 worth of shark cards.You bought 100 worth? I do think anything over 20 would feel pretty empty unless you really wanted something.

[brose_sfr]

I currently have a 9k bounty. I went to my garage so I can go outside and have a smoke.

 

there's a good chance someone is complaining about me "hiding" & wasting time because the bounty timer stops in your safe house.

 

I really hope someone is wasting their time to post about it. like I just did.

 

#theend.

[Tao Cheng]

 

Nothing special I downloaded the 1.15 last night and am loving it. I had the whole Los Santos to myself last night as I was the only one in session so that was cool.

I really LOVE the Bison masks. It reminds me of America more than the Eagle.

What? You never seen a Bison in a Speedo at the beach before?

Surfin' Bison!

'Murica!!......

I

 

I wanna see a bison driving a Bison.

[Con9mm]

 

 

 

Nothing special I downloaded the 1.15 last night and am loving it. I had the whole Los Santos to myself last night as I was the only one in session so that was cool.

I really LOVE the Bison masks. It reminds me of America more than the Eagle.

 

What? You never seen a Bison in a Speedo at the beach before?

 

 

Surfin' Bison!

 

 

'Murica!!......

I

 

I wanna see a bison driving a Bison.

Lmao!!!

Now you have me looking up what the Bison car looks like. Hahahaha

[toughmeister]

Months ago I had a bounty on my head, I was in Paleto Bay so I headed near the squatter camp to the east and hid in that large drainage pipe going under the highway. Some squeekers join the session and start boasting about being "top bounty hunters". They approach my blip but when they don't see me they accuse me of being a hacker and going invisible, then they buggered off. Yeah so much for being good bounty hunters.......

[iStealthDeath]

So yesterday/the day before yesterday, I was casually driving around looking for a hearse to spawn in a broken down police car due to a 4 star chase I had whilst I searched and then I'm driving by the impound (where one of my PV's are located) and thought I'd come collect my PV later on..As I do a U-Turn I see a car whiz past me and brake to try and blow me up, but missed and right after the explosion another player sped down and ended up blowing himself and the person who tried to kill me up. Right after they re-spawned, the person who tried to kill me left the session and surprisingly, the other person went on with their business. I never did end up finding a hearse though..