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20 hours ago, Bald Keewee said:

Sniped a pilot from a jet for the first time ever. Biggest achievement of 2020 ✔️ 

Hope that you've recorded a game clip. That's a good gaming memory.

 

Back on the PS3, I sniped someone out of a chopper once. They were riding shotgun. I think it was on a hill somewhere in the desert. I was hanging out with a group of people. The guy came running over to us, probably mad as hell, but I was in passive mode by then. Couldn't believe that it had happened.:D

 

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A satisfying death today.

 

Some random perforated me but not before i could release a grenade blowing both he and his car up in the background of my  "wasted"screen.

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The Jungz

Filled and sold my 5th warehouse since last Sunday.

 

Quarantine is hitting hard, fellas. Not gonna spit on extra cash though.

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On 10/31/2019 at 1:43 PM, ilovebender.com said:

When I talk with kids, I want to inspire, when I play GTA, I want to do all sorts of adult stuff like strip clubs and fast rides, murder and mayhem; so what idiot forces me to deal with kids as I want to unwind doing stuff on an adult game?

 

I should push for someone to get minors off of GTA and to hell with Rockstar's bottom line, we should care more about the future not being corrupt than one company who doesn't want to bother making this game strictly for adults.

I don't care if kids don't get to play; it's got a strip club and it involves murder; make them play something a lot more age appropriate and know this; whenever I hear a little kid who sounds like their under 18 like they're 5 years old... I switch sessions sometimes, I repeat, I don't play with children; you're annoying and you sound like you'r'e 5 and I'm 33.

I shouldn't have to even say this about a game that's:

 

GTA 5 is rated for players 18 years of age or older, according to PEGI, Europe's video games ratings system. In North America, the ESRB rates it M for Mature, with an age restriction of 17 years or older...

 

 

Rockstar, get people on your network booting any kid lest someone complains about you caring more about money than you do corruption of an already 'it seems' corrupt youth.

your right it is annoying but im 16 but people think im like 19 so its good i guess lol

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I was messing around with the ZR380, the ultimate trolling machine, when I accidentally killed team yellow again.  Oops.  😂

 

 

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Bighead_Brian

Hopped into the "Bad Companies" mission for Gerald's Last Play, but i got thrown from the lobby for an unknown reason and i ended up back in Online as usual, went to an Ammu-Nation and most of my weapons were removed for an unknown reason.

 

Though after i joined a new lobby, the missing weapons were stored with the same amount of ammo i had used previously. Wonder if anyone else has had this bug while playing Last Play missions?

 

I had a similar bug with the "House Keeping" mission back when the Casino update was released, after the mission i had no weapon ammo because for some reason the game chose to remove it all, which mean't i had to repurchase all of it. .-.

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On 4/29/2020 at 2:49 PM, nekng said:

your right it is annoying but im 16 but people think im like 19 so its good i guess lol

Go play Minecraft and come back when you're old enough to enter a strip club because there's a strip club on the game and you shouldn't be playing it, end of. lol

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UpdateHater

*Comes here to read interesting game stories

 

*Ends up reading an argument about 16 year old kids and strip clubs, great

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Haokizaru

These tryhards can be so funny sometimes, i was minding my own business when an oppressor mk2 killed me. When he tried to kill me again, he accidentaly suicided so we got into a sniper batlle, he kept typing the score evrytime i killed him or he killed me, he kept spamming the chat with "noob" "noob scar" "ewo" while he was the 1st one to ewo xD, some wannabe vigilantes noticed the tryhard so they came with jets and started farming him, he then went to hide in a mission and kept spamming "6-7" (my score vs him) and started having an argument with the vigilantes. I didnt say a single word.

 

I wonder what goes through the mind of these people, i can imagine him attacking a level 10 player and taking it very seriously while counting scores and trash talking xD

 

BTW he was very very bad at sniping.

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I’m in my own session minding my own business.  Someone joins, then invites friend then they vote to kick me.  Why are they alway dumb enough so I can start VIP  Fully Loaded and then pursue them for 30 minutes in an indestructible vehicle that never runs out of missiles?  Poor, sad creatures.

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So i accidently shot someone while playing with my RC tank, those 12 year olds are hilarious

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Haokizaru

Was showing a new player around my nightclub/bunker and doing missions with him. A random off the radar deluxo killed us so i spawn killed him like 5 times and went back to the mission with my friend, few moments later he comes back only for me to farm him again before going back to the supply mission. I thought we were done but you guessed it, he came back a 3rd time, at this, point i told my friend to keep doing the mission while i farmed that guy, so i kept spawn killing him in the desert. he eventually left when the score was 27-7 for me (4 of his kills were with vehicles while all my kills were with the sniper/rocket launcher and a few with the hydra).

 

I don't understand why he kept trying so hard and coming back while i just wanted to get back to the mission with my friend, maybe he got triggered when i called him the most unskilled griefer i've ever seen.

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On 5/1/2020 at 9:34 PM, ilovebender.com said:

Go play Minecraft and come back when you're old enough to enter a strip club because there's a strip club on the game and you shouldn't be playing it, end of. lol

lol it doesnt really matter the age of playing or they wouldnt sell it to the public.

 

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I jumped out of a helicopter during lowest parachute challenge and won with 1.3 ft.  I personally have never seen a better score than that.  I did a screenshot but have no idea how to post it here.  Has anyone seen a better score than that?  I was hoping I would get a world record notification or something but didn't.

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hugh750

tonight i was the victim of green alien violence.

i was driving my fully upgraded nightshark and i stopped at my arcade to collect my cash, when i left my arcade i noticed someone parked their pv pretty much into my car.

so i got in the other car and moved it, i got back in my nightshark when i saw a random in a green alien bodysuit came out of the same building as my arcade (le mesa), and he started shooting at me, (i wass basically thinking "ok that's the way it's going to be").

i kept running him down until i killed him.🤣

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nb2010

Just myself and two other players in a lobby earlier so i dedided to sell some crates.

 

There i am in that slow ass tug boat when 2 oppressors come hover over me.

 

To my relief one of them (level 61) is here to help and blows up the NPC's on jet ski's. The other (level 214) just rides alongside and i get nervous he will f*** me just as i reach the drop.

He flies off though and i make the sale, guess not all broomstick boys are jerks!

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Two green aliens try and get the drop on me as I came out of Ponsonby’s, but I had already noticed their “2-Up” car blip approaching on the radar, so it was pretty easy to shotgun them both as they got out, before making a run for it. I wondered if they might take the bait, so parked up a few blocks away, tossing four or five sticky mines into the road behind me.
 

Sure enough, here they come in their Lime Green Nero....hit right on the D pad as they roll over my ambush lol

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On 10/31/2019 at 5:43 PM, ilovebender.com said:

When I talk with kids, I want to inspire, when I play GTA, I want to do all sorts of adult stuff like strip clubs and fast rides, murder and mayhem; so what idiot forces me to deal with kids as I want to unwind doing stuff on an adult game?

 

I should push for someone to get minors off of GTA and to hell with Rockstar's bottom line, we should care more about the future not being corrupt than one company who doesn't want to bother making this game strictly for adults.

I don't care if kids don't get to play; it's got a strip club and it involves murder; make them play something a lot more age appropriate and know this; whenever I hear a little kid who sounds like their under 18 like they're 5 years old... I switch sessions sometimes, I repeat, I don't play with children; you're annoying and you sound like you'r'e 5 and I'm 33.

I shouldn't have to even say this about a game that's:

 

GTA 5 is rated for players 18 years of age or older, according to PEGI, Europe's video games ratings system. In North America, the ESRB rates it M for Mature, with an age restriction of 17 years or older...

 

 

Rockstar, get people on your network booting any kid lest someone complains about you caring more about money than you do corruption of an already 'it seems' corrupt youth.

You just sound sore because the kiddies on GTAO give you a regular kicking.

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On 4/29/2020 at 3:49 PM, nekng said:

your right it is annoying but im 16 but people think im like 19 so its good i guess lol

I can dig it. But you won't stop children from playing this. For better or worse, in my time I also seen movies I wasn't supposed to. 

 

Now, being really really old, I see children, they ain't hard to recognize. 

I turn off voice chat by default, avoiding all these high pitch cries. 

 

Kids mostly dressed as aliens, naked or with these glitched team pants, face paints and helmets. 

 

Most adults also don't try to go KD warrior on you. 

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However, on topic:

 

As I recently resurrected my anonymous account, meaning Illllllllllllllll, 

I got a ambivalent reaction from players. 

 

A few KD warriors try to go after me but most players also avoid me (executive search, getting bounty on me) and even leave the session. 

 

Players who leave the session are ids called Xlllllllllxxl or lllll-llllll variations. 

They really immediately leave. 

A high KD really serves a purpose here. And I admit I fight without honor to keep my KD up to keep people away. 

 

I for mine would rather see the KD disappear from public view. 

Same goes for a blip on the map. 

Imagine a KD and Blip missing. 

Gaming experience would be so different and better imo. 

 

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This was a series of very unfortunate events:

  1. Game stuttered, caused me to ram my akuma straight into a pole and fly off in a beautiful swan dive
  2. Flattened by a weird (supposed to look badass but not) monster truck not even 2 seconds later
  3. Gunned down by two neon purple aliens while trying (and failing) to punch them. I ended up just kinda...flailing my arms around...Fighting two assault rifles with fists was not my finest moment lol

All of this happened in under a minute and tbh it was pretty funny. Much more fun to die this way than someone firing a missile at me from out of nowhere - I swear that gives me a mini heart attack every time

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Had a kinda weird thing happen... Had been AFKing all day, came back into a populated lobby. Logged into my nightclub computer and was just about to select warehouse management when I got the echo thud that heralds being bounced from the lobby. Except that I kind of stayed in.

 

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I could bring up the phone, although if I clicked into missions for example there were none. I could also bring up the map and see all the blips and stuff. But no interaction menu, couldn't get up from my seat.

 

Started a new I-O session, and, well...

 

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I got into the bottom Baller and moved it to one of my garage floors. I then went back to the remaining one, which was on the ground by now, although I could get in it made me get back out immediately.

 

Logged out completely, shut the console down since it had been on since Friday night. Went on later and thankfully everything is fine.

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You know when you jump into a ride and as you open the driver's door another car comes along and just rips it off?

 

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That.

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So I take on the role of Felipe, our beloved casino valet guy, and take revenge with the help with some sticky bombs.

 

 

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On 5/21/2020 at 6:51 PM, mav said:

So I take on the role of Felipe, our beloved casino valet guy, and take revenge with the help with some sticky bombs.

 

 

It takes you more than 7 minutes to become the Valet guy dude.

They do say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery though, so ,you know good luck to you.

 

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Super Grunt 281

Someone with a bounty was stuck at the front of Del Perro Heights inside it's van (refused to get out) and asked for my help.

 

I helped by pushing with my Nightshark, it felt like a GTA V random event.

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Near miraculous cargo save.

 

This story happened on 11th January 2020.

 

When I was selling a full Nightclub, I got the three drop mission, the first two drops went without a hitch and I followed the waypoint to the third and final drop located in Chilliad state wilderness was normal until I headed to the bridge onto the mountain tunnel where you go to during the Pacific Standard and Act 3 finales.

 

You see, the wooden but solid roof on the bridge is too low for MTL Pounder Custom's roof rockets to get through. I manage to get past the first one though by moving the Pounder Custom all the way to the right so the rocket launcher mounted on the roof doesn't hit the solid light hanging on the wooden bridge. The second one was too low and there was no way through so I reversed the same way I got in and reversed through the road leading up to the mountain.

 

Being under pressure because of the time, I went to the red dirt road since it's more direct to the final drop off but more risky instead of going past Cassidy Bridge and onto Cassidy trail. I rushed for a bit until I got pass the train tracks where things went really wrong. I rushed it even more and paid the price because the Pounder Custom went off the tracks and slid onto the slope. I tried to go forward but it was impossible because the hill was so steep and reversing was also impossible because there was a rock formation blocking the Pounder from reversing.

 

I kept trying to forward and reverse and nothing so I got out, climbed the steep hill and called my Vigilante and got into the Vigilante and tried to release from the mountainous rocks and nothing or no progress yet then I realized that semi trucks can go pretty deep underwater so I went up the hill and pushed the Pounder into Cassidy Creek. Took several tries and it worked. The Pounder didn't fully land in the water thus allowing me to get in so I got in and drove on the stream looking for a easy hill to get up. Unfortunately I destroyed the Vigilante as I used it's boost ability to get the Pounder into the water.

Fearing the Pounder was going too deep thus destroying the vehicle, I tried to get up on what looked like a clear hill onto Cassidy Trail which is easier and less steep than the other trail, wrong. There was small rocks obstructing me thus preventing me from getting up so I reversed and went back on the stream looking for more places to get up and saw another "Opening". At this point I only have about just under three minutes left on the clock.

 

I could've taken the Pounder even further to a more easier and less steep hill but I didn't want to take any chances since I don't fully know how deep Cassidy Creek really is and plus I'm selling the whole $1,690,000 product.

I went up it and similar results from the last hill so I got my Vigilante again and tried pushing the Pounder up. After about a minute of trying, I successfully got onto Cassidy Trail but the Pounder was faced backwards from the destination I was going to so I had to reverse. The Pounder was long so I couldn't do a J-Turn otherwise it risks falling back into the stream. I made it onto the bridge and positioned the Pounder forward just before entering the bridge.

 

One minute to go I made it onto Raton Canyon and drove normally but thankfully didn't go into the ditch. Unfortunately I wasn't going to make it before time expires so I closed the application and loaded back in. After logging back in, I checked and didn't lose a lot of product. Had I continued, I would've lost a third of the product but instead, I lost approximately 10 percent just by closing the application. All of this save was done by myself because I was in a solo public lobby at the time.

 

I feel proud that I got myself out of a stick situation even though I had to close the application.

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A Nightmare I had.

 

This story happened on 14th August 2018.

 

I'm a legit grinder on PS4. I never done any money glitches.

 

While I was grinding and doing the Terrorbyte missions, an alert message came up while I was grinding saying "We have suspected that you have gained money illegitimately and we will reset your account," I was very shocked and in a state of nervousness since I was going to lost everything I worked hard for and I NEVER done any money glitches such as doing the Act 2 finale glitch or vehicle duping. I dismissed the alert message and played normally for a few minutes and nothing happened until I get kicked to single player. I was very nervous to log back in and when I logged in, I spawned in a dark server like room where my nightclub was on the map. The room was very small (smaller than the Avenger's hold) and still had all my money which was about $36 million, only to lose ALL of it a few seconds later and I still had $15,000 in cash. I paused and checked the map and all my properties, businesses, nightclub, yacht, hanger, facility and all vehicles are all gone, I did see plenty of Rogue and P45 Nakota symbols parked around the map though. I was about to file a support ticket to Rockstar until I woke up and realized it was all a nightmare. I doubled checked if everything is still there first and thankfully nothing was lost, I still have all my properties, businesses, nightclub, yacht, hanger, facility and all the vehicles I grinded hard for. I called the mechanic and all my vehicles are there and it's still there and I checked the interaction menu and saw all my aircraft and special vehicles are still there too. After I finished checking, I immediately got on the laptop and had to share my nightmare here.

 

The nightmare of losing everything did come true in real life but everything has been restored and compensation was awarded.

I was one of the legit players who lost everything (except outfits, money and rank) after the June 12th server maintenance. Even some shark card buyers lost everything they spent real money on. I submitted a ticket to Rockstar support and waited for about five or six days and finally got all my stuff back and Rockstar gave me and all the affected players a $2 million dollar compensation. I'm guessing the nightmare was based of that event just over two months ago.

 

Unfortunately the nightmare of losing everything is a reality that happens everyday on PC where innocent legit players get falsely banned and reset.

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egomaniac247

Today I was waiting in a lobby for Insurgents vs Rockets.

 

Some dude in his 20's or 30's turns on his mic and just goes on this furious rant about "I SWEAR IF THIS IS ONE OF THOSE MODDED DEATH MATCHES.......IF I SPAWN WHERE I'M TRAPPED AND CAN'T FIGHT BACK I SWEAR I'M GOING TO F**** SOME PEOPLE UP....HEY BABE, WRITE ALL THESE IP ADDRESSES DOWN WHERE I CAN TRACK THESE PEOPLE IF I NEED TO....I SWEAR I WILL F*** YOU PEOPLE UP....I WORK HARD FOR MY K/D!!!

 

Everyone else in the lobby waiting was like "uhh...what?"

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