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nealmac
On 1/5/2020 at 5:43 AM, Up2NoGood45 said:

I jump into a stunt race “Thread the Needle” It’s a night race.  I’m doing great, way ahead in 1st and I usually struggle with that race.  I get my fastest lap so they plaster it across the screen and it completely blinds me and I crash out.  Ended up 3rd

I f*cking HATE those huge messages that fill the screen. Like the "You are now the CEO of..." etc etc. No need for them whatsoever. I think they are intentional in an attempt to hinder players as much as possible. Any little thing that might cause players to buy shark cards.

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1 hour ago, nealmac said:

I f*cking HATE those huge messages that fill the screen. Like the "You are now the CEO of..." etc etc. No need for them whatsoever. I think they are intentional in an attempt to hinder players as much as possible. Any little thing that might cause players to buy shark cards.

The worst part about the freeroam/CEO/etc. missions is that you can't expand the mini map while the banner is displayed. Very frustrating when you've started a mission and want to double check whether that MKII down the street is coming at you or not. Most of them are 5 words or less; I know most players in this game are near-illiterate, but do you really need to show me those 5 words for 30 seconds?

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1 minute ago, ilovefreebird said:

The worst part about the freeroam/CEO/etc. missions is that you can't expand the mini map while the banner is displayed. Very frustrating when you've started a mission and want to double check whether that MKII down the street is coming at you or not. Most of them are 5 words or less; I know most players in this game are near-illiterate, but do you really need to show me those 5 words for 30 seconds?

Yep, that too. When you come out of your vehicle warehouse on a sell mission, the first thing I want to do is check if there's any other players nearby. But of course I can't, because of the gigantic "SELL VEHICLE CARGO" message.

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OMG the wars that were had in blizzard conditions over the holiday break.     too much to go into it all.     got myself Orbitalled a couple times, ran roughshod over a bunch of lobbies, fell in love with the Akula all over again...   completed scores and scores of VIP/TB jobs.    so much fun.  

 

at one point, a session that had been full was down to just me and my son against a full CEO org--a couple high levels and a couple low levels.    these guys had been in the lobby for a long while, and had seen the killfeed repeatedly pointing out my rising K/D, and they had apparently been conducting business elsewhere on the map, because i hadn't really come across them yet.    eventually of course, i did, and they were quite eager to fight back.     i think when the battle began i had a full team also, but the two randoms i had with me got out early.      the character i was using was only about level 85 or so, but well-armed, and a proper fighter.      he seriously has the most hard-assed mean motherf*cker sort of look to him that i've seen anybody have in game.    if i wasn't technically challenged, i'd post a photo.

 

never mind the back and forth.   the cool part was the end of the battle.   

 

these guys were about even, perhaps up on me a little in terms of kills, and they were just assraping my boy.     plus it was 4 on 2.   

 

so, anyway, through a hail of gunfire and explosions, somehow i managed to get inside the downtown Los Santos Customs on-foot, and take up a defensive position in there.   it was glorious.     swarms of cops in the little courtyard outside, four pissed-off opponents out there trying desperately to get at us.     soon i was ahead on points, and then some.    one of their guys was on a ledge opposite the garage door and managed to snipe me out from where i was crouching behind the workbench, but i fought my way back in there and set up camp again.    it was a damn riot, i tell you.    but those guys wouldn't give up.    they kept coming, and getting blasted for their trouble, and/or gunned down by the army of LSPD, or both.     so great.

 

after like 10 or 15 minutes of this, it suddenly got real quiet out there except for the cops.     i couldn't see them on the map, and thought they'd bailed out.   my son and i were trying to figure out where they were, when up goes the garage door, and lo and behold, just outside are three RC tanks!!!    the plasma cannons are just ripping through the opening, but they can't hit us...  and we're laughing our asses off.      I yelled to my son in the other room not to worry about it because i figured they'd de-spawn if the tank broke the threshold of the opening, as they were being careful not to do so--and of course that's exactly what happened to me when earlier when i tried to drive mine into the Ponsonby's to get a cheap kill before.  

 

unfortunately, i was wrong.   

 

after about a minute, one of them tried it, and in comes the little damn tank.    OH sh*t!!!  the jig is up!!   so yeah, next thing you know, all three tanks roll in, and we are blown to smithereeens.     i tell you what, though.... we made em earn it.      we were laughing so hard we were crying.    at that point, i teleported away, and sent them all a message saying 'wow, such a great battle!!   happy new year!'  and it was pretty much time to call it a night.

 

i continue to be amazed at how great this damn game is, even after all this time.

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junkpile

I was building up a new character, different account. 

 

And decided to skip the tutorial. 

Wrong decision. 

This somehow f*cked the whole progress. 

With vip mission grinding I soon ended up with quite a high rank and some money. 

 

But:

Lester never called for the initial meeting at his house, same with Ron/Trevor. 

 

I was rank 70 and still couldn't erase the wanted level, go off radar or call a mugger. 

Top of that all Christmas sh*t vanished after purchase, clothes, masks, car melodies and the navy revolver challenge got screwed too. 

The machete would not show up. 

 

Had to delete the f*cker cuz R* support would not know any other solution than to erase the cache data, during load screen pressing L1 and R1, which did jack sh*t. 

 

Now starting from scratch, everything is gravy. 

 

And Executive search as a rank 8...priceless.

 

Wasting so many high ranks who got major pissed. 

Spawning a savage machine gunning the search area in Vespucci Beach when I was peacefully diving in the upper area increasing my lung volume. 

 

Gta online 2020, it's on! 

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Won the criminal damage challenge.

Casino car park. Over $3 million damage and not a single cop.

 

Not that im complaining but i thought rockstar "fixed" that???

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14 hours ago, nb2010 said:

Won the criminal damage challenge.

Casino car park. Over $3 million damage and not a single cop.

 

Not that im complaining but i thought rockstar "fixed" that???

No offense but that's peanuts. Criminal Damage doesn't give wanted levels. 

 

If you wanna make big money during criminal damage, cruise on Zancudo and blow up lazers, trucks and buzzards standing there, you easily win with at least 7-8 millions worth of damage

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Virtual-Antics

I've just dealt with another butthurt player killed by my proximity mine outside the casino.

 

I'd set up my usual trap from the roof terrace. Then I parachuted down to the ground and called my mechanic for a Sandking XL. There were still a couple of in game  hours to spawn in and collect the modded Sandking XL in Sandy Shores. It's one of the first things I do when joining a new session. I'd just turned off the highway and onto the dirt track when the first victim appeared on the killfeed. 

 

By the time I'd pulled up to the yellow modded Sandking XL the guy voted to kick me from the session. At that point I knew he was pretty p***ed off. It seemed a bit OTT for not paying attention. The mines beep and flash and can be easily avoided. He also activated an MC club. That was my cue to sell the modded Sandking XL at the garage across the street. When I came back out I'd barely had time to bank the money. There were a lot of explosions going off around me. I finally died and saw the guy on a broomstick. He must've been really p***ed. So... I decided that we were even and respectfully left the session. :D

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awesomefoot

I've been doing pretty well in Arena War the last couple days since buying the Deathbike. Won a game of Time Bomb where they gave me the bomb first and then at least twice more when players blew up. It was down to me and another Deathbiker and somehow I caught him and stayed away.

 

Then I won a Bomb Ball. I really just concentrated on knocking the bombs onto their court and was lead scorer for most rounds without going for many goals. They stacked their team last minute with more players, then blocked goals with tankers. I did get one awesome goal. Followed a player in a ZR380 who was going for a score, but the tanker blocked it. I somehow managed to catch the rebound on the bike and pushed the bomb and myself over the ZR380's scoop and in for the points.

 

Won a Tag Team as well. One round we cleared out the entire field without me tagging my teammates in. They both got spectator kills, though, so I didn't feel bad.

 

Then today I finished two daily objectives but was having issues getting into a Heist Prep so I took a break. When I logged in I remembered I hadn't spun the lucky wheel yet and stopped there first and got 25k chips. Decided to blow it on Deity of the Sun max bets. Hit triple ankhs and got the cool $1.2+ million which paid off most of the Deathbike.

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18 hours ago, awesomefoot said:

I've been doing pretty well in Arena War the last couple days since buying the Deathbike. Won a game of Time Bomb where they gave me the bomb first and then at least twice more when players blew up. It was down to me and another Deathbiker and somehow I caught him and stayed away.

 

Then I won a Bomb Ball. I really just concentrated on knocking the bombs onto their court and was lead scorer for most rounds without going for many goals. They stacked their team last minute with more players, then blocked goals with tankers. I did get one awesome goal. Followed a player in a ZR380 who was going for a score, but the tanker blocked it. I somehow managed to catch the rebound on the bike and pushed the bomb and myself over the ZR380's scoop and in for the points.

 

Won a Tag Team as well. One round we cleared out the entire field without me tagging my teammates in. They both got spectator kills, though, so I didn't feel bad.

 

Then today I finished two daily objectives but was having issues getting into a Heist Prep so I took a break. When I logged in I remembered I hadn't spun the lucky wheel yet and stopped there first and got 25k chips. Decided to blow it on Deity of the Sun max bets. Hit triple ankhs and got the cool $1.2+ million which paid off most of the Deathbike.

I see the stuff for the double Arena War rewards whenever i log onto GTA, I don't generally play it because it might be fun, but at lot of the time i just don't see general interest, not to complain or anything about it, but i've had my fair share of moments whenever im interested in giving it a try.

 

Here's a clip from April of last year, i think at the time i think it was double/triple awards for Arena War, was in a game of Hot Bomb, got given the bomb automatically, and i managed to somehow get the player of a deathbike with seconds to spare, needless to say i was deviated from the remaining players and won 60K overall.

https://xboxclips.com/RXRNathan/704fd517-b733-4c2a-bf39-f5d7ef929042

 

I generally have the interest to grind contact missions (also doubled) and Heists whenever i can, Diamond Casino is hard though when you want to lend a hand to someone. .-.

 

All i did today was

  • Do a couple of the dispatch missions
  • Headhunter in a lobby by myself (somehow) and managed to complete it
  • Resupply my bunker twice.
  • Spent 300K on a faster bike for my MC
  • Did the Cashing Out mission, only to get paid a lousy 10K and to go 15K up i killed the guy who hosted it because he had a 5K bounty, pretty much regretted killed him.
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"Noob. Noob. Noob."

 

Always the same response from oppressor dick riders I kill. 

 

Why? I started a new char rank 62 atm and am able to kill them easily. 

 

Makes me a Noob I guess, lel. 

 

And always the same dress code. 

This the latest fashion trend!? 

Red eyes, bigness mask, invisible ankles. 

Gee, ya'll look so compliant and sh*tty. 

 

 

Everyday I encounter these bitches thinking they own the place. 

Target lock missiles and boost to run away. 

Still I getcha. 

 

 

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awesomefoot

Had that glitch happen today where I went to join a job from the phone and it started to load but "booted" me back from GTA Online to GTA V without kicking me from Online so I stayed as my online character. Kind of fun even though most features were gone like no phone, map or money. I did go into Michael and Trevor's places, though.

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PwnageSoldier
On 1/10/2020 at 6:01 PM, junkpile said:

If you wanna make big money during criminal damage, cruise on Zancudo and blow up lazers, trucks and buzzards standing there, you easily win with at least 7-8 millions worth of damage

Biggest amount I've won with in CD was about $14.8 mil

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On 1/31/2020 at 5:51 PM, PwnageSoldier said:

Biggest amount I've won with in CD was about $14.8 mil

I don't mean the money you win, I guess this differs and depends on how many players participate, just the damage you cause. 

Zancudo it's at least 8 mil

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PwnageSoldier
42 minutes ago, junkpile said:

I don't mean the money you win, I guess this differs and depends on how many players participate, just the damage you cause. 

Zancudo it's at least 8 mil

I know, I meant that was the largest amount I won in Zancudo

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On 1/31/2020 at 5:51 PM, PwnageSoldier said:

 

The lucky wheel making a gift to so many players, the oppressor. 

 

Quite thankful for that. 

The map has been saturated with icons of the oppressor. 

Most did not have any rockets but the symbol on the map made them griefer bitches beware, going after others oppressors while I'm doing my business 

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Up2NoGood45

I was in the Casino doing the spin when someone destroyed my car outside.  So I called Mohrs to replace it and used the Limo to fast travel to Del Perro.  Weird thing, I got a kill and have no idea how.

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hugh750

tonight i was doing the casino heist setup the big con, i was doing the setup where i had to destroy guards (i used my hydra, i didn't do so well i only got half of them).

i didn't bother with landing, i bailed out and parachuted down.

after awhile i went into a random's arcade and played some games and while i was doing that i got a notice that i destroyed another players aircraft.

how could i've done that??🤣

 

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awesomefoot

Got a heist invite and it was Stealth. Host actually did all of his planning so it was fun, even though we fought our way in. No deaths/restarts which was nice. Got the bonuses for completely all three finally. Have to check if I unlocked any masks.

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DownInThePMs

i asked a bud if he wanted to play cashing out with me because i wanted to unlock the armored paragon as well as the perks for the casino heist, and though he agreed and didnt say it out loud i could tell that he wasnt interested

 

he even brought in his second protag, a level 3, to do the mission, where he would mostly sit in the shade and watch the carnage unfold

 

after failing it once, i decided to go in stealthily without his help, and this happened

 

 

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Bighead_Brian
On 2/6/2020 at 5:36 AM, hugh750 said:

tonight i was doing the casino heist setup the big con, i was doing the setup where i had to destroy guards (i used my hydra, i didn't do so well i only got half of them).

i didn't bother with landing, i bailed out and parachuted down.

after awhile i went into a random's arcade and played some games and while i was doing that i got a notice that i destroyed another players aircraft.

how could i've done that??🤣

 

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How? Did you jump from the Hydra and did it get destroyed? Depending on where you landed, you surely couldn't have landed on an unoccupied aircraft owned by someone, and it could depend on the location of the arcade... I'm no Arcade location guru, surely it wasn't near the airport or an airfield... Or even the LS Dam?

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hugh750
13 hours ago, RXRNathan said:

How? Did you jump from the Hydra and did it get destroyed? Depending on where you landed, you surely couldn't have landed on an unoccupied aircraft owned by someone, and it could depend on the location of the arcade... I'm no Arcade location guru, surely it wasn't near the airport or an airfield... Or even the LS Dam?

idk, my aircraft usually crashes when i bail out of them.

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today while i was doing a mc club sale from my counterfeit cash business, i had two of my vehicles destroyed by a random then a low level random (may have been same player) in a insurgent ran me off the motorbike that i was on killed me.

when i respawned i gunned him down (but for some reason he didn't destroy the bike i was delivering my cash on).😖.

then when i did a mc club sale from my weed farm i got the postal van delivery mission.

i successfully delivered all 5 from my first van, when i got my 2nd van and managed to deliver two packages i noticed on the minimap an insurgent following me (it was the low level again).

he kept trying to pin the van i was in and kiill me but i managed to smg him from the postal van but my battle with him delayed me causing my to fail the last 2 deliveries.

 

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nealmac

So I noticed that a certain player in the lobby was repeatedly killing another certain player. The notification was appearing constantly, at least 15 times. So I decided to be nosy and check them out. As I had predicted, it was a high ranked player (in the 800s) with a ridiculous KDR picking on a level 8 guy (this is why KDR is a bullsh*t statistic). Now, I'm just over rank 200, but I decided to go after the other guy, because quite frankly that sort of sh*t pisses me off. Now, I'm the first to admit that I'm not good at PvP. I have no idea what my KDR is (and nor do I care) but in all liklihood it's probably awful. I play on PC with a controller, so I suppose that also puts me at a disadvantage. However, it turned out that I was a pretty good match for this guy. To cut a long story short, I got 9 kills on him, to his 3, before he rage quitted. That was my good deed for the day.

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Up2NoGood45

I did Stunt races with old cars only last night.  It was pretty fun even though the highest I placed was 2nd.  The Penetrator wasn’t  bad, the Osiris is awful.  The Zentorno is still very competitive as is the ETR1.

 

All in all, the new cars are so much better haha.

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Shiloh Comes

There are actually people who kick a level 1431 out of a Casino Heist lobby, despite being there to help them, not compete against them.

 

I know you believe me because as Mark Twain famously said, the difference between the truth and a lie is, a lie has to be believeable.

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555-We-Tip
5 minutes ago, Shiloh Comes said:

There are actually people who kick a level 1431 out of a Casino Heist lobby, despite being there to help them, not compete against them.

 

I know you believe me because as Mark Twain famously said, the difference between the truth and a lie is, a lie has to be believeable.

Do these people not realize the game has been around for nearly 7 years? Plenty of legit people around 1500 at this point.

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AirWolf359
4 hours ago, 555-We-Tip said:

Do these people not realize the game has been around for nearly 7 years? Plenty of legit people around 1500 at this point.

Yes and no. It is because of all those modded level 8000s that ruin it for the rest. Some people think high level means mods, especially if you dress like a clown or the Joker or something. I'm just over 500 and get asked if I'm a modder as well sometimes.

 

4 hours ago, Shiloh Comes said:

There are actually people who kick a level 1431 out of a Casino Heist lobby, despite being there to help them, not compete against them.

 

I know you believe me because as Mark Twain famously said, the difference between the truth and a lie is, a lie has to be believeable.

Or, in the case of a casino heist, they don't realize you can close matchmaking and only invite your friends, so they kick everyone who joins on call or gets invited by accident.

Half the time, you just weren't invited, nothing personal.

The other half of the time, they don't have the level 2 keycards, skipped Duggan Shipments on Silent & sneaky or Aggressive, or some other bull****

 

And when I actually do get a level 150 random to join my casino heist Big Con Gruppe6, they manage to screw up the fingerprint hack inside the vault which trips the alarm. I didn't even know that was possible.

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Up2NoGood45
5 hours ago, AirWolf359 said:

Yes and no. It is because of all those modded level 8000s that ruin it for the rest. Some people think high level means mods, especially if you dress like a clown or the Joker or something. I'm just over 500 and get asked if I'm a modder as well sometimes.

 

Or, in the case of a casino heist, they don't realize you can close matchmaking and only invite your friends, so they kick everyone who joins on call or gets invited by accident.

Half the time, you just weren't invited, nothing personal.

The other half of the time, they don't have the level 2 keycards, skipped Duggan Shipments on Silent & sneaky or Aggressive, or some other bull****

 

And when I actually do get a level 150 random to join my casino heist Big Con Gruppe6, they manage to screw up the fingerprint hack inside the vault which trips the alarm. I didn't even know that was possible.

When I see an 8000 I report them.  I wonder if anything ever happens?

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