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Up2NoGood45
On 10/11/2019 at 6:45 PM, Jammsbro said:

I spawn in a full lobby. Some idiot in an akula is creaming everyone. Hes called xX-gHost-kIlla-Xx (or something like that). I jump on the MKII to fly to resupply everything and he shoots at me. I smash him easy.

 

He immediately leaves the session.

 

What kind of pussies are these type of players anyway? Kill everything as long as you cant be touched but throw your pad and ragequit as soon as someone gets a single kill on you?

No, it's more pathetic that that.  He thinks if he leaves quickly after you kill him he preserves his KD 🙄  

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Scary encounter with a hacker - Just happened

 

I was flying a titan and i think a lot of players were as there was a "Flying under bridges" challenge but i wasn't interested, there were also another group of players flying a titan that i nearly collided with while taking off, it was all going good, i was just flying over vinewood hills going toward los santos, thats when it happened, suddenly my character fell into the cargo hold and was pushed to the back of the plane, then it started falling and crashed, this all happened within about 10 seconds, the chat was spammed with people wondering what happened, afterwards someone said "i wouldnt be suprised if some modder kicked all players from their vehicles" then all of a sudden, we were put in cages, the screen went black and said i had been invited to my own apartment? it played the animation of walking into an apartment and then out, then it said "you dont have access to this apartment as you traded it in" we were all outside an apartment, then people started accusing me modding to which i said no (it did say my name on the apartment invite screen so thats probably why), so me vs an angry mob of characters and a hacker (they did find out who the hacker was in the end and were asking for money from him), then my character started having seizures, then this hacker literally put a toilet around my character, and then gave me 6k $, i joined another session and the toiler was still there so i will join again temorrow and hope its gone.

 

Thats enough GTAO for me tonight, i plan to gamble that money away, slot machine or card games not sure but i think its the safest way of getting shot of it

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justinlynch3

I have a more recent one that happened over the past couple months when the 2X Biker Jobs was on sale.   Me and my buddy driftking had found ourselves a private public lobby and was grinding Biker Jobs.    We was on that mission where we needed to move 4 targets on bikes to the drop location.    I was headed though the city when I crashed into a pole and feel off my bike.    Before I could even get back on I see a Sabre roll up and shoot my target dead, checking the names it was a guy I had in my friends list, Evil777666 I believe, or something along those lines was his username.    Me and driftking played with him before, he seemed like a good buddy, knew what he was doing in the game, so we added him as friends.    I text along the lines of "did you kill my guy?" thinking it might of been the passenger that was in the car, but instead of getting a apology evil texted back along the lines of "yes, why shouldn't I" then left the lobby with his buddy.     I tell driftking and we both decide to delete him from our friends list.

 

So now driftking gets a idea on how to get revenge.    Driftking has two accounts, the second being hightower.    He logs onto hightower and joins evil's lobby, and I get into the same lobby by joining hightower though the friends list.     As I grab a Oppressor MKII and start heading towards Sandy Shores hightower (driftking) gets a crew invite from evil, and oh how sweet it is, evil wanted to do a bunker sale.     Hightower joined evil's crew, evil had the bunker that was right on the edge of a cliff.    Hightower jumped into one of the sale trucks, kicked it into reverse and drove it straight off the cliff into the water.    I got up there in time with the MKII to destroy a second truck as well.     I think he might of had one truck make it, but damn did we get his traitorous behind good.     Join my lobby and screw up my missions will you?    Well who's laughing now, we just cost you a sale.

 

From there it turned into all out war of evil and his buddy vs me and hightower.   Evil's buddy seemed obsessed with calling in Rhino's all the time, eventually I was like "OK buddy you want a tank war, I'll show you a real tank" and called in my Khanjali.     Sadly the tank war never occurred as evil called in a third buddy, a guy using god mode and I suspect possibly aim bot, though I'm not 100% sure.    But he had god mode 100%, I'd shoot him in the face with a Combat MG and his health didn't even dip at all, at one point hightower got him point blank with a RPG and even that did absolutely nothing to the guy.     So I figure if buddy wanted to cheat, so would I.     I had recently become aware of a teleporting exploit using the join crew function.      So I started using that to teleport away from the god mode player and resume to chasing down evil.

 

I think the teleporting exploit eventually got on the god mode nerves as he texted me "yea keep running wuss" to which I replied "rich coming from a god mode".    He tried to say say he wasn't in god mode and I sucked, but come on buddy who are you kidding.    This guy never used easy way out, BST, didn't even have a bulletproof helmet.    He just tanked absolutely everything with no loss of health whatsoever, yea totally not god mode.  🙄

 

So me and hightower kept hunting down evil and tank dude while avoiding god mode dude as much as possible.    For some reason instead of sticking together these 3 liked to split up a lot, made it pretty easy for me to teleport away from god mode and keep going after evil.    We kept after evil until we got bored of the fight.     Which I'd thought of something better to say but I ended with the text "mess with us we'll mess with you.   Bye" then I rejoined my buddy driftking account.     My buddy deleted evil from his hightower friend list and the two of us resumed doing Biker Missions.    We've had no interaction with evil since, haven't even seen him randomly around public lobbies or anything.

 

So thought this was a fun enough story to share seeing it featured betrayal, revenge and war.

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Virtual-Antics

Last night, I was patrolling the map on my Oppressor. An MC club started up Nine Tenths Of The Law and I decided to play escort, without permission, to one of the players while they drove up the freeway on the east coast of the map.

 

Then I played escort without permission to a low level delivering nightclub goods on the west coast of the map. Although, he didn't really need help or my presence because another player had joined him.

 

Finally, a Hot Property freeroam event started. I kept my distance and followed the player around Mount Chiliad and the military base, He had an Oppressor MK II and must've thought that I was coming after him. He locked missiles onto me and I parachuted down into the base. Luckily my oppressor didn't blow up, but it was a race to get back on it and fly out of there in one piece. I quickly headed off to the desert, the event ended, and I got a text message from the hot property player. He basically asked if I had no rockets. I replied that I had rockets but just wanted to protect players. He said that he had respect for me because most people (in oppressors) go around killing everyone.

 

It was a nice end to my session.

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Big Molio
On 10/20/2019 at 1:58 PM, Virtual-Antics said:

Last night, I was patrolling the map on my Oppressor. An MC club started up Nine Tenths Of The Law and I decided to play escort, without permission, to one of the players while they drove up the freeway on the east coast of the map.

 

Then I played escort without permission to a low level delivering nightclub goods on the west coast of the map. Although, he didn't really need help or my presence because another player had joined him.

 

Finally, a Hot Property freeroam event started. I kept my distance and followed the player around Mount Chiliad and the military base, He had an Oppressor MK II and must've thought that I was coming after him. He locked missiles onto me and I parachuted down into the base. Luckily my oppressor didn't blow up, but it was a race to get back on it and fly out of there in one piece. I quickly headed off to the desert, the event ended, and I got a text message from the hot property player. He basically asked if I had no rockets. I replied that I had rockets but just wanted to protect players. He said that he had respect for me because most people (in oppressors) go around killing everyone.

 

It was a nice end to my session.

I would have certainly shot him down and stolen his Hot Property briefcase. Those games are competitive man.

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Virtual-Antics
18 hours ago, Big Molio said:

I would have certainly shot him down and stolen his Hot Property briefcase. Those games are competitive man.

Nothing wrong with being competitive. Guess that I like to be competitive in different ways. That's the great thing about sandbox games.

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Carlin_Stanhope

Joined a random pac standard finale last night. Didn't immediately get kicked before the host readied up (so far so good). Host was a 51, two other people were a 57, and a 519 I believe, and I'm at 1054, but the settings looked liked they knew what they were doing (Player saved outfits and on hard difficulty). Get to the cuts and roles screen. I just ready up. Was going to message the host to say he could take my cut, but saw they were doing the reset cause host was taking 0, and split it 50%  for the 57, 25% for the 519, and 25% for me.

Mission starts and the 519 goes for a helicopter to save by the bikes spawn. So I'm thinking  a) 519 is doing these guys a solid, and b) I got lucky and this will be easy.

He saves the heli, and inside the bank went smooth. I go into auto pilot when we get out of the bank, make the run, blow the bikes and we respawn.

I blow the bikes and we get in the whirly bird and hit the last point on the mountain and land the helicopter right by the boat with about 5 minutes and change on the timer...

We all get into the boat and the 519 got in first and sat in the driver seat, I jump in shotgun ( who cares where we sit?). Well one of the low ranks throws the 519 out the boat, cause he's feeling nautical I guess?..  Anywho the 519 sits in the water for a second lifeless, then swims back to the shore where the helicopter was, and just stands on a rock for a minute. Now I'm thinking a) aww sh*t why did he have to do that... And b) maybe the 519 just has to use the bathroom for a min. The low rank gets out of the driver seat of the boat which forces me into the driver seat.(Now we're playing Musical chairs but with no music) and the clock is still ticking cause we all didn't sit down in the boat together(2:15 to go).

The other 2 started busting flares at him and almost getting the boat stuck by driving up and down the stream.  I send the 519 a message saying" common man, you got them here, let's just finish this." No response... 15 seconds later he leaves. Me and the other 2 spawn in a session. I send them both a message ( cause I didn't know who the boat jacker was) saying "You should of let him drive lol."

I give the 519 credit though.. did successfully get the team to where we needed to be. If I was him though, and wanted to intentionally fail the mission, he could of waited to the clock got down to around 5-10 seconds, or could of grabbed the fully functional helicopter and smashed into the asshats that were lighting up his life with all the flares.. I rattled off a couple, cause what's another 2 or 3 when there's literally a dozen glowing all around him. Looked like candle light prayer circle.

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PwnageSoldier

I was on my rank 45 character, heavy sniper in tow from the hangar, coming out in a Buzzard AC. For some reason an Akula with no missiles (lol) attempts to kill me. He eats two missiles after my repeated chokes in the BAC, rip. Dude attempts to hit me with homing missiles, and eats a free aim rocket. 1-0 (Akula kill didn’t count.). Then his buddy in a Hydra attempts to shoot me down. I damage him pretty good but I f*ck up an evasion in my Buzzard and eat a middle. 0-1. I pop BST and shoot his ass down, watching as his fat Harrier rip-off slams into the tarmac. 1-1. I pick both off repeatedly with expert sniping skills, and granted, BST, as I’m a low level in a 2v1. After I get about 6-1 on the Hydra guy he goes into passive (lol) and he runs into his hangar for a new one. Akula guy ends up getting worked to an 8-0 (lol), and goes passive for his Akula. I’m done with the fight so I go passive. Akula guy follows me in my Dodo for a good 5 min, then breaks off and eventually leaves. While the Hydra is distracted I go OTR, get out of passive, grab a Lazer while the cops are bribed, and get into a dogfight with him. My character’s flying skills are low so a couple close calls are had, but I eventually down his Hydra with a good burst. 7-1. I go to leave the area when he attempts to shoot me down. Big mistake. Strafe, 8-1. Strafe, 9-1. He decided to give up and leave.

 

Not too shabby for a Rank 45.

 

EDIT: Both players were above Rank 200.

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Virtual-Antics

I put down six proximity mines outside the casino. I jumped off the roof terrace and parachuted into the car park. I hopped onto my oppressor and flew over the Los Santos storm drain. When I reached the bridge near the port the first couple of kills showed up on the feed. I flew over the beach and headed for my super yacht at the end of the pier. By the time I crash landed on board, and took a dip in the hot tub, the third kill had appeared on the feed. I'd killed the same rank thirty two player twice at this point.

 

Then, the longest stoppie challenge started. I hopped back onto my oppressor, the fourth kill appeared, and I headed to the beach. This time I went up the west coast side of the map and called the mechanic for a real bike. Then, I backtracked east to the Del Perro area to find a good stretch of road. The challenge finished, and while I didn't win, I still received money.

 

I entered my Del Perro garage and spent a few minutes checking out the map from the pause menu. There were a couple of players in jets. I saw another player heading east from the downtown area, checked the gamertag, but didn't pay much attention to where he was headed. I was more interested in the jets and what they were doing. A few moments later, I heard an explosion outside. At first, I thought it was the jets and I quit the map screen. The fifth kill appeared on the feed and I opened up the map again. I saw that it was the player who'd headed east. He was now outside the casino in passive mode.

 

It might be the easiest way to kill players but it never gets old.

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Pogei

I'd say it was late 2015 or early 2016 when I started playing, and I wasted no time clawing my way up the criminal food chain. Y'know, I think it's funny...it feels just like yesterday I was hopping off a plane from God knows where (I like to imagine Liberty City. I gave my character a backtory and such...), only 9k to my name and a sh*tty Gauntlet I jacked from the streets. All I was then was cannon fodder, easy prey for the next K/D Princess whose eyes I caught. Now, I live like a king. Three Office Garages full of cars I could only dream of owning IRL, a 1.1 million dollar penthouse, an expansive and seemingly invincible criminal empire, properties in every section of the map! Hell, I had and have so much money up the wazoo I don't know what to do with it! I live in a Casino, for Christ's sake. It was over a span of three or four years, I grinded hour after hour on this game, building up my bank account and my empire. Yet, I didn't enjoy the first two years of the grind. It was miserable, repetitive. It sucked.

 

It was shortly after one fateful day of attack after attack from a Sweat crew upon my products I lost my motivation and Grinder ways. I lost possibly 1.5 million dollars worth of stolen cars, Colombian Snow, Ganja, Fake Monies, Fake Documents, Blue Sky, Weapons and Ammo, with their merciless bullying only to be ended with a DDoS...my greedy ego was hurt, and I broke. I turned into my own worst enemy. I became the one thing I swore to destroy. A sweat. A tryhard.

 

I never did care about my K/D early on, and even now I still don't. I manage to maintain a somewhat decent K/D of 1.5 just by defending myself and playing Deathmatches and such, but once you get sucked into the idea that a high K/D means you have a massive, metaphorical penis or whatever, it's very hard to get past it. I don't know what got me set on such an idea of K/D = Skill,but I feel like a damn fool for it. It was here I began  embracing the Mk I Broomstick, saving up for the Savage and Hydra, relentlessly bullying and trolling and greifing any poor Noob or Grinder who caught my eyes.

 

I guess R* decided a wake-up call was in order. Or, perhaps Fate or Destiny caught up to me, because I was eventually introduced to the SM community by being put into a crew session full of Snapmatic Artists.

 

I guess I was and still am one of the players who'll talk hours of sh*t on this game, and'll still play it. I don't hate it, but I don't love it. It was always so hectic, so chaotic, it felt like I had to try to not have an aneurysm or stroke playing this game. Los Santos is a war zone, but I found beauty within the violence, and I had a few friends in Snap crews who did as well. After a few of my first few pictures garnered much attention upon Twitter and Social Club, I hung up the Bulletproof Helmet and set the Marksman Rifle aside for another day. It was a new era for little old me. I found a new, less violent way of life in Los Santos, and I love it.

 

Now, I live as a semi-retired Career Criminal in Downtown LS, taking the occasional shot with one of my many vehicles, sometimes helping low levels move some goods, f*cking about with my friends and such, fending off the occasional sweat, hoping one day they'll find a new path like I did...it's a good life.

 

I wouldn't want it any other way.

 

 

 

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Dr. Robotnik

Yesterday, I played Caught Napping to take advantage of the cash bonus. Driving up the Great Ocean Highway in my armored Paragon R to protect against the inevitable reinforcements later, I caught up to the Ballas' Speedo and fired through the rear windows with my micro-SMG (which is a bit more useful than it might seem at first; I only decided to buy it after having some success in Paige's Data Sweep score with it in hand). I killed the passenger (albeit mostly through luck), and after that the driver was easy pickings. Leroy climbed in and I started making the drive back to LS, but was quickly stopped and trapped by Balla vehicles and ripped to shreds (so much for my "armored" car). I respawned several yards away, and fearing Leroy wasn't long for this world, frantically tried to run back to the spot to do what I could. But on foot, I was gunned down in short order.

 

I restarted and tried again; caught up to the Speedo in my Paragon, opened fire with the micro-SMG, and this time only succeeded in giving the passenger a few non-lethal wounds before he pierced my windshield enough times with his own, far more accurate, SMG  to do me in. Again, so much for my "armored" car.

 

Thoroughly pissed off, I respawned, hopped back in the Paragon and decided to bring out the big guns; literally. I caught back up to the Speedo in a tunnel and unleashed hell with my car's built-in, if woefully inaccurate and inefficient, MGs, fully expecting that the van would blow up with Leroy inside, and that I'd have to restart anyway. Instead it came to a screeching halt as soon as it caught fire, and the Ballas that were giving me so much trouble jumped out and ran for their lives. What I especially didn't anticipate was that old Leroy would turn out to be a much braver bastard than I'd given him credit for and hurl himself clean out the back of the flaming van like a born-and-raised Vinewood stuntman. He landed on the blacktop (maybe even on my hood, actually), picked himself up, and hopped in my Paragon without a scratch on him. The two Ballas had hauled ass almost all the way to the opposite end of the tunnel for fear of the explosion without really shooting at me; if they ever did as I drove off, my car barely got a dent.

 

I was ready for backup, and swerved around the incoming SUVs as I rocketed down the GOH with my face pressed firmly against the steering wheel. There were way less pursuers than I thought there would be, and by the time I was inside the city limits, they'd mostly vanished and the car's armor had served me rather well for a change. Leroy and I were in the clear, so I gave him a fairly smooth ride back to his store, which I parked outside of for a few minutes to run up the clock and hopefully earn more loot. I dropped him off, and made great money...with one death and exactly zero kills to my name. Embarrassing, but I was in no position to complain.

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XOIIIIIXIIIIIXO

I got threatened to get booted offline by two separate players lol first was this one I got a solid 4-0 until they hit me with orbital

So I sent them 'gg 4-1' and they threatened to boot me over mic lol so I muted them

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Then I killed this one a solid 6-0 until they activated ghost and minigunned me when I was in the store lol so I did this before I left

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JON22

I got beat up by a tree.

 

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XOIIIIIXIIIIIXO

Killed this wannabe tryhard a easy 7-0 and as soon as I activated ghost *Cause his MC of like 8 people tried to jump me and failed* he left lol

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Scottiedog123

Ok you may have just seen your mate wiped out infront of you, but it's your lucky day pal, go buy a lottery ticket.

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It doesn't get much closer than that.

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ilovebender.com

Because it's Halloween?

 

I turned into 'the beast' which to me looked like Michael J. Fox in Teen Wolf; so I called up my mechanic and ordered in my Rebel I park next to my Delux

 

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and went around having Teen Wolf 'the beast' fun in my Rebel like my name was Marty at the end of BTTF part III.

 

 

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ilovebender.com

This game is for people who don't know how to mind their own business and think when players are doing 'garage stuff' out of a mission mode, it's still a good idea to target and destroy.

 It's a mental disorder getting glee out of attacking the unprovoked called being sadistic. You're mentally ill if you want to f*ck up another player unprovoked in free play mode when they're going about their own business not doing nothing to no one with nothing to gain from their demise but a sick thrill on the part of the sick. If they really want to blow things up, take it to an arena or mission; but when I'm in free play mode, no I don't want to play with you is the mantra of my game coupled with leave me alone and mind your own.

 

If someone attacks someone just because during free play mode, then they should lose GTA cash to the amount their destruction is worth; if they want to destroy an insured ride because 'who cares' it's insured, then they should get the bill so they'd think twice before attacking the unprovoked going about their out of mission business. Our right to not want to be a target should out weigh their want to wipe out players going about their business... Not everyone gets what they want; why is it their want to destroy outweighs someones want to go about in peace, not in passive mode which makes you look like a ghost and therefore is unappealing; make it fair. If they must insist on having their own way over yours, then they should get billed GTA cash to the tune of the cost of the property and player destroyed.

 

You waste someone, should be like $100, 000.00 you pay to make you think twice or make you pay for getting what you want, and it should be $200,000.00 if you destroy an uninsured vehicle before someone's had a chance to save it.

 

Otherwise, what's the point of playing GTA online if no one will let me or anybody enjoy their rides?

Might as well just play Saints Row and forget about Rockstar who doesn't mind if children play because it's easier to sit back do nothing and get fat of off shark card money and turn a blind eye than to do something about getting children off of GTA.

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When I talk with kids, I want to inspire, when I play GTA, I want to do all sorts of adult stuff like strip clubs and fast rides, murder and mayhem; so what idiot forces me to deal with kids as I want to unwind doing stuff on an adult game?

 

I should push for someone to get minors off of GTA and to hell with Rockstar's bottom line, we should care more about the future not being corrupt than one company who doesn't want to bother making this game strictly for adults.

I don't care if kids don't get to play; it's got a strip club and it involves murder; make them play something a lot more age appropriate and know this; whenever I hear a little kid who sounds like their under 18 like they're 5 years old... I switch sessions sometimes, I repeat, I don't play with children; you're annoying and you sound like you'r'e 5 and I'm 33.

I shouldn't have to even say this about a game that's:

 

GTA 5 is rated for players 18 years of age or older, according to PEGI, Europe's video games ratings system. In North America, the ESRB rates it M for Mature, with an age restriction of 17 years or older...

 

 

Rockstar, get people on your network booting any kid lest someone complains about you caring more about money than you do corruption of an already 'it seems' corrupt youth.

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I'd love a game for the family to play like GTA but GTA for kids, where....

 

Instead of mission to kill, it's mission to drive to work or school on time and you start the game with a high school diploma and it's up to you to advance in a world full of opportunity and scholarships. 

 

Make it so you work your way up to be a virtual judge and able to afford a mansion, or President so you get an even bigger mansion and a secret service, or brain surgeon or any end game.

 

That way I'd enjoy doing what the games does with players of all ages.

 

lol

 

I just hate hearing 5 year olds talking about GTA V like it's nothing while their cursing worse than Eminem did on The Marshall Mathers LP - It just sounds wrong, seems like Rockstar have chosen to do nothing about this and instead just sit back making money without a care to a child's psyche probably using the argument that if this does happpen and a minor plays GTA Online, it's the parents fault - despite the mass appeal of this product appealing to minors, Rockstar aren't doing anything about booting minors.

So let them have fast cars and big houses and all of that that GTA offers, but in another game - have them wanting to become judges and stuff instead and age verify GTA upon login.

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ilovebender.com

Can Rockstar buy the rights to The Simpsons from EA (or whoever) and merge GTA with The Simpsons for a HD sequel to The Simpson's Hit and Run?

Have Homer watch something like Counting Cars where the owners buys rides, and teach the player to offer to purchase or have Snake teach you how to steal the ride and have Cheif Wiggum warn you and buy houses and uncover secrets and Easter Eggs and sell, sell, sell (you, the company who's selling DLC and coding this game I propose here).

 

The Simpsons Hit and Run have changed hands so much it's hard to tell who owns the rights to that, but not impossible, probably expensive, but, think of the money it can make Rockstar, you married your GTA to The Simpsons yourselves given your experience and expertise with GTA. 

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ilovefreebird

^^^ you okay buddy?

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Xadie

For the first time I'm dealing with an online stalker who follows me into each session I join and proceeds to either crash my game, boot me off the server, put me on an explosive loop, turn my screen black that will flicker either green or red, put massive amount of money into my account.

 

Currently dealing with R* about it but they aren't very helpful.

 

Made a video showcasing what it's like whenever I play GTA Online these days.

 

WARNING: If you are sensitive to flickering light or have epilepsy do not watch.

 

 

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Big Molio

I only have two bikes, the custom BF400 (for racing on “Turbine”) and my trusty custom Shotaro. Having these two bikes in my custom list in race lobbies means that I flick right just once from the BF400 to the Shotaro when I need to race it. 
 

I do this almost automatically, but kind of like when a new contact appears in the phone list, and it ruins your automatic speed selection, adding a new bike to my list was almost disastrous.

 

The Rampant Rocket appears between the BF400 and the Shotaro, so flicking right at high speed meant that I started Over and Under riding the three wheeled monstrosity.

 

And I still won lol

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Cutter De Blanc

Everytime I try to use the Fully Loaded Ruiner 2k I end up throwing it into the water,  or getting it stuck in such a manner that it cant move.

 

Every.

f*cking.

Time.

 

:(

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PwnageSoldier
On 11/5/2019 at 3:32 PM, Cutter De Blanc said:

Everytime I try to use the Fully Loaded Ruiner 2k I end up throwing it into the water,  or getting it stuck in such a manner that it cant move.

 

Every.

f*cking.

Time.

 

:(

No offense, but this isn't B&M if you misclicked. Also, how the fudge do you manage this? I understand Scramjet, but it's pretty hard to throw it into the water or especially get it stuck considering we all own Up N' Atomizers nowadays.

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Carlin_Stanhope

Well this one is a little bit of a downer but here we go..

Spent about a hour yesterday in the early afternoon shuffling cars from my garages (like to keep them organized, if I can even call it that with half the crap I have in all of them.) trying to setup for an attempt to try a car to car merge to put some colors on cars/ and to put some old custom plates on newer released cars(lost that option a while ago). 

Comes to last night and I was lucky and got an old friend to help me try this out. Many failures with timing on both sides of our fence. But then there's a eureka moment, and we get to the point where were nearing a merge. Couldn't hit it once though. Tried for a little over 2 hours last night.

Apologized to my friend. Felt bad about wasting his time. Gave him a couple mil for the time.

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Virtual-Antics

I just met a salty player who was upset that he'd been killed by proximity mine outside the casino. He called me a camping noob in the first message. I replied that it's a sandbox game. There's more to it than shooting. Be more aware. That obviously struck a nerve because he went for the easy insult and said 'pretending to be female you loser.' I calmly replied that 'gender doesn't matter when you're playing games.' He replied back and called me a dirty nonce. I didn't get a chance to tell him that he was angry because he'd been outsmarted, and life's too short, because he'd left the session. For the record, his character looked like a tryhard with a bulletproof helmet and all black outfit, but who am I to judge?

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33 minutes ago, Virtual-Antics said:
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I just met a salty player who was upset that he'd been killed by proximity mine outside the casino. He called me a camping noob in the first message. I replied that it's a sandbox game. There's more to it than shooting. Be more aware. That obviously struck a nerve because he went for the easy insult and said 'pretending to be female you loser.' I calmly replied that 'gender doesn't matter when you're playing games.' He replied back and called me a dirty nonce. I didn't get a chance to tell him that he was angry because he'd been outsmarted, and life's too short, because he'd left the session. For the record, his character looked like a tryhard with a bulletproof helmet and all black outfit, but who am I to judge?

I love the average GTA:O player base. Most players have the combined IQ of a melon smashed against pavement, are easily angered, easily counterable, and hyper aggressive. So stupid. I’m thinking of getting a Dubsta2 to spawn, insuring it, and putting a ignition car bomb on it for the memes...

 

16 hours ago, Carlin_Stanhope said:
 

Well this one is a little bit of a downer but here we go..

 


Spent about a hour yesterday in the early afternoon shuffling cars from my garages (like to keep them organized, if I can even call it that with half the crap I have in all of them.) trying to setup for an attempt to try a car to car merge to put some colors on cars/ and to put some old custom plates on newer released cars(lost that option a while ago). 

Comes to last night and I was lucky and got an old friend to help me try this out. Many failures with timing on both sides of our fence. But then there's a eureka moment, and we get to the point where were nearing a merge. Couldn't hit it once though. Tried for a little over 2 hours last night.

Apologized to my friend. Felt bad about wasting his time. Gave him a couple mil for the time.

 

I miss the days of last gen GTA:O. There were a plethora of car glitches, launching glitches, clothing glitches, etc. and they were so easy to pull off consistently. Nowadays it’s so extremely difficult to pull off a simple glitch for Benny rims before it gets hotfixed an hour later. I hate that R* went against their word where they said they wouldn’t patch glitches which didn’t harm GTA:O.

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Carlin_Stanhope

Disclaimer: I'm usually very friendly and helpful when it comes to helping people with heist setups. Whether it's helping randoms on call, or with friends.. This just happened so going to name this one "one broken headset"

 I've been on for a couple hours. So far I've helped 2 random groups get through all the setups and their Pacific standard finales this session. Was thinking about taking a break, but I join on call, hoping to land on one more group for a quick finale. Look down and see the mission says bikes. Me thinking: hey one setup won't be big deal. 

Get into the lobby, the host (79) a 49, and a guy named littlemanben04(126). Host appears to have a active headset cause right before the mission starts he goes live, and I couldn't tell where he was from, but no biggie.

Mission starts, we all drive to the biker hangout. I usually pull in to the left by the trees, work my around the back of the place taking out the enemies. The host, who was telling everyone to get into his arm•uh•ray karuma as he kept pronouncing it. As we almost all were there littleman gets capped. Me thinking: no biggie, but the host jumps on the headset very angry. Screaming "how the f*ck you die? Jesus..ect"

Attempt 2: I shoot Ben a message saying dudes a dick, all good bro. No response back though. Anyway we all spawn closer. I do the same thing, but the 49 hops in with the host, Ben follows me around back, but then turns and runs around going towards the front, kills 2 guys cause I remember seeing the scorecard, but he dies again. Me thinking: ok that was pretty funny... The host though then again hops on the mic and says" I have a arm uh Ray, just get in the arm array! I hate it when people die, please....stop.. everyone hit restart!" mic cuts off. 

Attempt 3: we touchdown and I shoot littleben a message" lol" but again no response back. This time I see the host running for his armored Karuma, I just start running towards the blip on foot, when then I see the 49 driving a bati with little Ben on the back of it...and they drove it directly into the center of the hideout like they in there own little arm ugh ray.. and they both get lit up like Denzel at the end of training day. I fall off my couch laughing 😂. We go to the scorecard and I hear the host call them both son of bitches and mofos, but then says please stay safe and just don't die. Which is throwing me for a loop. Everytime he would have a moment where he would rage, he would go back to saying something helpful or just show concern. He was having a jekel and hide moment? Think he just didn't want to have to restart with waiting for another group to try again.

Attempt 4: I shoot little man and message" your my new hero, this one's for you"  then grab my vigilante, drive right for the biker entrance, host was  there already, near the back with his Karuma. I boost, and jump out the vigilante, skid right smack dab into the middle of the dance, get lit up and die. Host explodes! "Now you die too!?!? I wish I could know where you live you mother*.. please..now restart" we get to the scorecard, and... The 49 leaves. I almost sh*t myself. Host loses it says "n

Now they leave!!? Then I just hear a loud smash through my tv. 

I wasn't lucky enough to spawn in there free mode. Got booted to another session. Cheers to Littlemanben04. Cheeks hurt from laughing after that one.

 

 

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J-Scott-D

I logged onto GTAF recently and noticed that I had four likes, all from the same GTAF member. All of the liked posts were from the B&M thread, which is apparently the only thread that I've been posting in lately, lol. :) I try to be a little more positive and luckily something GTAO related came along to help that.

 

GTAO burn-out is currently in full effect. Most of my friends aren't playing much and neither am I. I was watching Youtube on my PS4 about a week ago and had fallen asleep. I woke up to discover that I had a chat invite from friend and fellow GTAF member ACecil that was about 35 minutes old. After discovering that he was still on, I accepted his chat/session invites and we spent about two hours just off-roading in our Kamachos. The last time we did this, it was when the Kamacho first came out. I remember ACecil, another friend and I had a good 'ol time jumping off mountain after mountain, working our way clockwise around the top of the map. This time we went counter-clockwise, lol.

 

I've had a lot of drama in the past year with both of my parents passing away and ACecil got to listen to me vent about it. He's been through the same thing and understands what I'm dealing with. I have an incredible wife that has been at my side, but it was still good to talk to someone else about it.

 

Screenshot. I'm a sucker for a nice GTA sunset.

 

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