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1 hour ago, HamwithCheese said:

Just listened in on a 15 minute convo with a dude on the phone with his girl. They're going through sh*t and just need time, so he says. Something about some other dude, I dunno.

 

Mute your mics, please.

And here you are to report some third party sh*t? Unbelievable!

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TCA

Just logged in and 30 secs later I get an in game txt.

 

player: modded account for sale

me: Kill yourself

player: Left the session

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So, here we go folks. I used to use GTA as a way to illustrate some roleplay bits, but I wanted to get back to my roots. So I jumped into a couple of lobbies and partcipated in a couple of heists and... There seems to be such a fresh influx of new players who are just starting out and well, being a high level and a veteran in this game it has been good fun. Truly truly good fun, the odd idiot... But overall, fun fun. While playing building a strong rapport with these folks and helping them succeed in the missions/heists which they are on. A majority of them low levels who don't have the OP weaponry and vehicles, so rather than spawn my OP vehicles in play at their level, they deserve have a level of fun while doing the grind ya know what I mean? Too many stories here which highlight the negative side of the community, but look for the pearls folks. Help out the upstarts and newbies, they do appreciate it trust me.

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PwnageSoldier

I decided to fly my Tula for fun... and of course, I see an Oppressor MKII immediately beeline for me, and of course, beep beep beep.

I jump out of the Tula, seeing it explode not too far in the distance from a salvo of god missiles. Of course this guy isn't done yet, he's trying to ram my parachute. I manage to get a lock-on on him, and firing a couple of shots from my AP pistol, I hear the delicious tink noise of a headshot kill, and I see his corpse and MK2 fall out of the sky like a gull with a broken wing.

Bonus points; his MK2 exploded on impact with the ground.

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C10H15N

We Germans have an ol' saying regarding one's inanity.

 

 

"Dummheit tut weh."

 

 

That means: "Stupidity hurts (to bear / watch / etc.)."

 

 

So I was playing one of the new Repo Missions (the one where you have to lift the cars out of the parking spots with a Cargobob), and this Level 147 slowpoke jumped out of the helicopter rather early, so he couldn't get to the car. Fortunately, it was one of the cars, you could lift yourself, without needing someone to drive it further out. So I left the car outside of the porch, on the open road. It took him 2 minutes to even realize that. He then took the car... AND DROVE IT TO THE SOLOMON MOVIE SET, WHERE YOU ARE ABLE TO STEAL ANOTER HELICOPTER.

AND. THEN. HE. LIFTED IT. HIMSELF.

 

I asked him whether or not he was stupid, and he told me that 'his' method was faster...

 

Bildergebnis für bart simpson stare

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Big Molio

You know those moments that you so wish you had recorded? I played stunt race Gauntlet, and as me and two other Deveste Eight drivers make the first big jump, head through the building thing and then up the hill towards the tube, the gold D8 in front of me gets in my way and I accidentally clip him. He bounces off both barriers and ends up vertical, nose down sailing off over the top of both us and the barrier in kind of slow motion, beeping furiously on his horn at the same time.

 

It was the funniest, funniest moment I've seen in ages. The other guy was killing himself as well.

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UpdateHater

a rather short story but one i thought to share anyway

 

a few months ago i had completed a game of arena war and i was wearing my arena war outfit (blue overalls, shirtless, i know its not the best but its the only thing that looks vaguely rednecky and fits in with arena war and the game itself pretty good, i also wear it when i want to, not just for arena war)

 

i was parked in my blue and white Rune Cheburek in some street in LS, then i saw another player approach me, i knew what could happen next so i had my finger on mouse button just in-case, he then got in my car and i was like "dude what your doing in my car?" he said "heybic boi" got out and ran off.

 

was laughing perhaps the most funny thing thats happened to me in gta o

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Hellbendzor

I had a real bad day in GTA today...

 

Started out when I went to steal my first IE car… Pursued by cars, I hit everything in my way.. Damage, damage damage.. I got so fed up, I got out of the car, threw a nade under it and walked away...

Then I figured it was time to sell my full coke facility... Postal vans… Finding new session… Tried again.. Postal vans… Finding new session… Retry for 336K... Three sea-planes… I lagged out again… No need for 25ish mins of slow moving planes… 

 

Then another IE-sale of a car I stored a few days ago.. Luckily succesful, but with delivery damage of 13K... Like I said, not my day… Figured why not steal another one to fill warehouse a lil... Ok, Cargobob-theft… Called in my personal Bob to speed things up... Went in... Landed on an Island nearby, headshotted them. Then hooked it up... Stayed above the boats to gain altitude before Buzzards spawn in. When Buzzards appeared, I had decent alti, but not enough, so I continued until they started firing at me... When they started hitting me, fullthrottle ahead… But Bob started smoking a lil after (damn have they downtweaked personal Bobs? They feel very weak compared to the ones you steal)… So I went for a softlanding somewhere… Dropped the  Reaper down (5K damage). Went in for some explosive sniperkills… ONe shot and I was out of bullets…'WTF, forgot to fill ammo up'... Well, got killed… Respawned and whipped out the ol special carbine and killed first pilot... Killed the second one and the Buzzard spiraled down to the ground… So I started walking towards my Reaper and see the buzzard crash right next to the car… Not destroying it, but the fire spread over to the car and I see its value dwindle down from the fire, followed by the notification it got destroyed… I was like... 'WTF'...

 

Today was not my day in GTA. Ah well... Let's hope for a better day tomorrow… It was bad today… :-)

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the other day after being AFK in a contact mission for god-knows-how-long i spawned into the nightclub to move the techs around, and when i eventually meandered outside i saw there was a Biz Battle in progress in the parking garage right across the alley from my back entrance, with one player inside looking for the Issi.    i jogged around to the street and got my RC car and waited at the bottom of the ramp, since he didn't seem to know he could jump off the roof.    i hit him with the remote detonator, but it didn't destroy the car.     it did make him pause long enough for me to respawn outside and clean his ass up with the Combat MG as he left the exit, though, and all of about 5 seconds later i delivered it to my NC for the win.

 

i was in session for like a minute.    i think i laughed so hard it shot beer out my nose.

 

he was a low-level and i'm not, and i didn't wanna deal with him (and i still had seven or eight minutes to kill before my supplies would arrive at the bunker) so i teleported up to my facility up Chumash way, and headed to the nearby Ammunation and clothes store for some shopping i wanted to do--having just read some of the tips on this forum regarding mask/hat glitches.   

 

i was dicking around in there for a while, not paying attention, when, BOOM BOOM go the explosions on the front door.    dumb ass doesn't even know he coulda walked right in and blasted me in the head while i was trying to find a hat that matched my shirt.    so, i killed him again with the combat MG through the door.    and killed him again on the street moments later.     

 

right about then, some other higher-level guy popped back on radar right behind me and let me have it--i may have deserved it, i guess, i don't know.    he may have been about to arrive at the BB when i snatched it earlier, i think.     after his first kill, he did the sniper's wiggle dance and killed me again, and i just wasn't in the mood for it, so i summoned the RC car again and hid it in a nearby small bush.      i rubber-banded the controller and enjoyed another beer while i watched them fight each other and then both quit the session, more or less right when i got the call from Agent 14 misinforming me that i was cutting into my profits by buying supplies.

 

love that RC car.

 

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On 5/10/2019 at 2:56 PM, PwnageSoldier said:

I decided to fly my Tula for fun... and of course, I see an Oppressor MKII immediately beeline for me, and of course, beep beep beep.

I hate that, because I absolutely love flying around in the Tula. It's my favourite plane. I wish it were a two-engined type instead of four, and the VTOL thing is a bit lame as well, but other than that, it's great. I like to fly it up the eastern coastline in the morning hours.

 

There is something romantic about the Grumman Goose, it's all a bit "Indiana Jones" isn't it? I think it's because of Cutter's Goose in the short-lived 1980's TV show "Tales of the Gold Monkey"

 

 

I'd love it if they introduced a GTAO variation of the Grumman Albatross

SA-16A_Albatross_on_ground_during_Korean

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RXRNathan

be me

join session

spawns in Del Perro Apartments.

Me: has done doomsday and used quite a lot of snacks and armor, let's restock

Heads to Ammu-Nation.

Buys some armor

Heads to Maze Bank Office

Restocks on snacks

Exits office.

"Players are voting for you to be removed from the session, improve your behaviour or you will be kicked"

Me: I haven't even done anything, i've just restocked, thats all, i didn't grief or any other stuff.

 

Well here's my stats, i'm judging it's my KD/R which is why they want me outta here.

ngl, but i don't play to kill, i just see where i get, and i do a rule where i don't kill others unless they want to fight me.

 

(Sorry for low light, it was 10 at night when i took the pictures.)

 

https://imgur.com/QyW9fol

https://imgur.com/mNa1nX1

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AirWolf359

probably nothing personal, some people will just kick anyone with a K/D higher than theirs. Or maybe you joined someone's private public session or a crew session, did you check the player list?

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Big Molio
20 hours ago, RXRNathan said:

be me

join session

spawns in Del Perro Apartments.

Me: has done doomsday and used quite a lot of snacks and armor, let's restock

Heads to Ammu-Nation.

Buys some armor

Heads to Maze Bank Office

Restocks on snacks

Exits office.

"Players are voting for you to be removed from the session, improve your behaviour or you will be kicked"

Me: I haven't even done anything, i've just restocked, thats all, i didn't grief or any other stuff.

 

Well here's my stats, i'm judging it's my KD/R which is why they want me outta here.

ngl, but i don't play to kill, i just see where i get, and i do a rule where i don't kill others unless they want to fight me.

 

(Sorry for low light, it was 10 at night when i took the pictures.)

 

https://imgur.com/QyW9fol

https://imgur.com/mNa1nX1

My feelings on the ability to arbitrarily kick players is pretty well documented on here. What I hate most of all though is that being kicked counts towards your bad sport tally.

 

How can one even "improve (their) behaviour" if they are being kicked tactically before they have even had chance to do anything?

 

It's wrong, on every level. 

 

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2 hours ago, Big Molio said:

My feelings on the ability to arbitrarily kick players is pretty well documented on here. What I hate most of all though is that being kicked counts towards your bad sport tally.

 

How can one even "improve (their) behaviour" if they are being kicked tactically before they have even had chance to do anything?

 

It's wrong, on every level. 

 

All i can think of whether it was done deliberately or on accident by a player that wanted to kick someone else? I'm not very sure, i was never kicked from the lobby altogether.

 

Was online earlier today, was chasing two low levels that were being chased by police in passive mode, After i decided to shake off my heat i went over to the bus station, turned out one of these guys had called their tank in, i got some homing rockets to hit but not enough to take the tanker down. In the process of this, someone on a broomstick didn't take too kindly to my actions and blew me up and flew away. Nevertheless the tanker died soon after. Went up to the casino and what am i greeted with? Tank operator just acting like a chav and smashing up cars in a car park.

 

Weapon Wheel > Advanced Rifle > Several rounds to his head > "RXRNathan killed Low-Level tank owner" (dunno his name)

 

Was pretty unusual for a tank owner to be a low-level player (Around level 20 ish range, although i suspect second account)

 

EDIT: Was casually driving through, then i encountered a rank 37 in a Phantom Wedge Custom with a MOC in tow.

 

I'm sensing unusuality in this game nowadays...

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KazzMajol

fans of hating on me for my occasional murderous rampages will enjoy the tale of the guy who was griefing me last night.

 

i logged in after a night of some IRL musician stuff, slightly inebriated, and really just wanted to check my nightclub techs and top off the bunker to go afk for the night.   the lobby i spawned into was about half-full, mostly of low-levels, and a handful of them were congregated sort of near Tinsel Towers and the LSC downtown, so i jumped in my white Furore GT to match my white duds and headed over, just intending to drive past with a honk and make my way to the nightclub.   i started honking a block or two away from the group, but of course, as soon as i came around the corner i'm raked by machine gun fire and killed.

 

i thought it was one of the low levels, so i sent him a message saying 'that so?' and upon respawn started looking for him in my crosshairs.   

 

the wiggle dance he was up to indicated that he wasn't too new, though, (level 180-something, turns out) and he got me again, and was up 3 to 1 in the ensuing gunfight that broke out between he and i and the three or so other players in the neighborhood, counting a couple times i misjudged where he was at, around the corner, and got me fair and square.    everybody but this guy pretty much pissed off after getting gunned down a few times, but this guy was hot under the collar, no doubt thinking what a supreme badass he was taking on somebody 550 levels higher.     i evened it up 3 to 3, but of course the whole time he's doing the whole tossing mines at his feet routine, and so on, and it was annoying, so i teleported a few blocks away to tinsel towers, got a different car, and sped over to the Del Perro nightclub, but i guess he went MC and spawned his jetbike just in time to light me up as i pulled into the alley.    4 to 3.     i spawned again and faked like i was heading the for NC back door but tossed a proxy on the ground instead, and feinted a move the other way around the parking garage, and he followed on foot and ate the mine.   4 to 4.    

 

i tried to summon a buzzard to fly away but he got me again with the jetbike.   5 to 4.   i teleported back to Tinsel Towers just to make him chase me.   when he got down there we had another wiggle dance and i sniped him.   5 to 5.    at this point i was at least vaguely impressed that he wasn't sending me messages about being 'trash' and so on, which would have been typical.     (they're probably waiting for me on the xbox app, i guess.)

 

after that, i teleported up to my Facility in Chumash and grabbed a Buzzard to make for the yacht, but i mistakenly landed at my bunker and lost time going inside and back out.     as i was flying to the yacht i saw him nearby, on passive, and of course he came out of passive moments before he got me with the jetbike again as i landed on the yacht.     6 to 5.      i was compelled to send him a message saying, 'you do realize half your kills are as weak as can be, no?'   and teleported back to the city to draw him away from the yacht.

 

as soon as he was near me i teleported back up north, got another buzzard, went off radar, and started Piracy, complete with the obligatory proxy on the yellow dot.

 

then i put on my scuba gear and went for a dive.    i screwed up and got too far away from the boat, though, and so he didn't fall for the proxy that time.    to top it off, i waited too long pulling the CAT5 cable when his Under Attack progress bar started, and he actually succeeded in capturing the yacht.    i wish i hadn't been so tired.    it would have been worth it to fight with that bastard longer.

 

 

 

 

 

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How i made $12,000 in the course of 120 seconds (NOT CLICKBAIT)

 

Hopped onto online just after sorting some things out IRL, Casually walked into a clothes store, killed the clerk, then put a bullet in the head of a level 9 so i could work towards that Pistol award.

 

After i killed a level 30-40'ish person at the helipad nearby, i got notification of a 7K bounty, Was a level 50 range person inside the Ponsonbys near Michaels house, using caution, i blasted the clerk and quickly put multiple rounds of auto-shotty into the level 50'ish person. Said person then later tried to run me over in a cop car, managed to get the kill but lost lots of health, cops behind me nearly killed me and could've had my car impounded but i was able to throw some snacks my way and recovered.

 

Then, after returning to my PV, saw a level 30 that had a 5K bounty on him, i put bullets into not only the 5K bounty, but the same guy i killed earlier for his 7K bounty, taking off i gunned it to the tunnels that you go to when you do the Vangelico Heist, hid there, banked the 12K, then lost the heat.

 

Decided to register as a CEO and quickly do a Source Vehicle mission, is my luck high today? Nope, Standard Range Massacro vehicle theft. Stole it, ghosted, authorites bribed, delivered, then sold for 15K via private buyer (Didn't go higher because i didn't want to blow more money, although the offers were much higher) 

 

Towards the end of the sell mission, i took notice on the map of a Oppressor (Original Oppressor from Gunrunning). As i got to the blip, he was right by me but i made it anyway, Turned out the dude was also low-level (Around the 40s as MC President), decided to whip out special carbine, i took a few hits but overpowered him, he then called his Oppressor back and took off running, nearby rival CEO had stole a vehicle, i was gonna get it but GTA decided to spawn my vehicle around a minute walk away (as i was right by Fort Zancudo)

 

The guy that i had just killed decided to start killingothers with his Oppressor, he charged at me, but i killed him again, tried to blow up his Oppressor but he was just able to spawn it and take off again. I started following him as he kept trying to avoid me, but then his insticts of charging at me again failed, killed him yet again. After a while, someone in the 80's rank range called his also classic Oppressor, turned out they must've had a dogfight.

 

The guy that i tried to steal a vehicle from earlier decided he wanted to sell one, got on my Western Nightblade and tried to chase, a level 10 was in chase too, a sticky bomb thrown on his Sultan RS blew him away, but the dude already had made it by the time i caught up. Put some Special Carbine bullets into his head, then hopped on some missions.

 

Got bored and after a while i ended up doing the NAT type trick and did some warehouse good buying missions, will try and fill it up completely and sell tomorrow for funds towards a nightclub.

 

Was about to go to bed until i decided to hop back online for around 15 minutes to grab a vehicle. Got a Mid-Range Zentorno although you had to find it via a picture. Nevertheless, with a risk of a near-dead lobby, was full of mostly level 40's and a 112 i decided to sell the mid-range Zentorno via Showroom option, got around 42K with no problems as the lobby went basically dead as all the level 40's cleared out and the only person that joined was a level 280's person although i spent around 10 minutes driving for the pinkslips then driving all the way to Paleto Bay so i ended up with 42K in profits, feeling happy i ended up logging out of online, and i could sleep.

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Was doing “Cops Capacity”. I landed the Deluxo in the prison yard where the inmates were lifting weights.  I blew the fence up with the Deluxo and the inmates ran out.  The guards opened up on the inmates.  Hilarious!

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RXRNathan

Random idiot decided to set a 1K bounty on me for no reason while i was destroying someones meth lab product sell vehicle because i was bored.

 

Said person tried to claim my bounty with his Hydra, nope, Xbox off.

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wweraw526

I did some gangster purging today, as I mess around in the Rooftop Rumble Mission. I also used a tank to blow some up too. 

 

Gang bang on my MG, mfkas lol 

 

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On 6/1/2019 at 3:04 PM, RXRNathan said:

Random idiot decided to set a 1K bounty on me for no reason while i was destroying someones meth lab product sell vehicle because i was bored.

 

Said person tried to claim my bounty with his Hydra, nope, Xbox off.

Your blowing up someone’s product and calling other people idiots.

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On 5/31/2019 at 1:10 PM, RXRNathan said:

How i made $12,000 in the course of 120 seconds (NOT CLICKBAIT)

 

Hopped onto online just after sorting some things out IRL, Casually walked into a clothes store, killed the clerk, then put a bullet in the head of a level 9 so i could work towards that Pistol award.

 

After i killed a level 30-40'ish person at the helipad nearby, i got notification of a 7K bounty, Was a level 50 range person inside the Ponsonbys near Michaels house, using caution, i blasted the clerk and quickly put multiple rounds of auto-shotty into the level 50'ish person. Said person then later tried to run me over in a cop car, managed to get the kill but lost lots of health, cops behind me nearly killed me and could've had my car impounded but i was able to throw some snacks my way and recovered.

 

Then, after returning to my PV, saw a level 30 that had a 5K bounty on him, i put bullets into not only the 5K bounty, but the same guy i killed earlier for his 7K bounty, taking off i gunned it to the tunnels that you go to when you do the Vangelico Heist, hid there, banked the 12K, then lost the heat.

 

Decided to register as a CEO and quickly do a Source Vehicle mission, is my luck high today? Nope, Standard Range Massacro vehicle theft. Stole it, ghosted, authorites bribed, delivered, then sold for 15K via private buyer (Didn't go higher because i didn't want to blow more money, although the offers were much higher) 

 

Towards the end of the sell mission, i took notice on the map of a Oppressor (Original Oppressor from Gunrunning). As i got to the blip, he was right by me but i made it anyway, Turned out the dude was also low-level (Around the 40s as MC President), decided to whip out special carbine, i took a few hits but overpowered him, he then called his Oppressor back and took off running, nearby rival CEO had stole a vehicle, i was gonna get it but GTA decided to spawn my vehicle around a minute walk away (as i was right by Fort Zancudo)

 

The guy that i had just killed decided to start killingothers with his Oppressor, he charged at me, but i killed him again, tried to blow up his Oppressor but he was just able to spawn it and take off again. I started following him as he kept trying to avoid me, but then his insticts of charging at me again failed, killed him yet again. After a while, someone in the 80's rank range called his also classic Oppressor, turned out they must've had a dogfight.

 

The guy that i tried to steal a vehicle from earlier decided he wanted to sell one, got on my Western Nightblade and tried to chase, a level 10 was in chase too, a sticky bomb thrown on his Sultan RS blew him away, but the dude already had made it by the time i caught up. Put some Special Carbine bullets into his head, then hopped on some missions.

 

Got bored and after a while i ended up doing the NAT type trick and did some warehouse good buying missions, will try and fill it up completely and sell tomorrow for funds towards a nightclub.

 

Was about to go to bed until i decided to hop back online for around 15 minutes to grab a vehicle. Got a Mid-Range Zentorno although you had to find it via a picture. Nevertheless, with a risk of a near-dead lobby, was full of mostly level 40's and a 112 i decided to sell the mid-range Zentorno via Showroom option, got around 42K with no problems as the lobby went basically dead as all the level 40's cleared out and the only person that joined was a level 280's person although i spent around 10 minutes driving for the pinkslips then driving all the way to Paleto Bay so i ended up with 42K in profits, feeling happy i ended up logging out of online, and i could sleep.

Wow, what a piece of work you are.  You grief cargo but then glitch into your own session to sell your own.  

 

There's a word for that somewhere....probably German

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RXRNathan
22 minutes ago, Up2NoGood45 said:

Wow, what a piece of work you are.  You grief cargo but then glitch into your own session to sell your own.  

 

There's a word for that somewhere....probably German

Well, i didn't really intend on doing it but i sorta regret it now because i did cause that fella to lose quite a lot of money after all.

 

As for the whole glitching stuff, there are many guides on YouTube on how to throw yourself into solo lobbies.

 

plus i didn't even glitch myself into a solo lobby when i sold a Zentorno did i? even though basically the lobby which was mainly full of level 40's scampered away, what do you earn when you destory vehicle cargo, nothing, no cash, no rp, just a message saying you destroyed it thats all. Now when i think about it, all you earn for destroying product is just 2K and some RP, oh and the bullet and explosive ammo, don't think i'm really gonna grief again because it's just not worth it when i look back on it.

 

End of story, i'm gonna move back to my normal life now.

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Up2NoGood45
Posted (edited)
21 hours ago, RXRNathan said:

Well, i didn't really intend on doing it but i sorta regret it now because i did cause that fella to lose quite a lot of money after all.

 

As for the whole glitching stuff, there are many guides on YouTube on how to throw yourself into solo lobbies.

 

plus i didn't even glitch myself into a solo lobby when i sold a Zentorno did i? even though basically the lobby which was mainly full of level 40's scampered away, what do you earn when you destory vehicle cargo, nothing, no cash, no rp, just a message saying you destroyed it thats all. Now when i think about it, all you earn for destroying product is just 2K and some RP, oh and the bullet and explosive ammo, don't think i'm really gonna grief again because it's just not worth it when i look back on it.

 

End of story, i'm gonna move back to my normal life now.

Fair enough!  Sorry if I over reacted.  Maybe I was crabby yesterday or something haha.

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Bald Keewee
On 6/1/2019 at 6:10 AM, RXRNathan said:

 

Decided to register as a CEO and quickly do a Source Vehicle mission, is my luck high today? Nope, Standard Range Massacro vehicle theft. Stole it, ghosted, authorites bribed, delivered, then sold for 15K via private buyer (Didn't go higher because i didn't want to blow more money, although the offers were much higher) 

 

No offence here mate but did you actually make any money from

that sale?

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I saw this riderless horse the other day..

Fkin twat riding around totally invisible (apart from his Sanchez), and off radar. 

Crazy seeing a bike driving around with what looks like no-one on it.

We chased him for a while and he/she got wiped out by a truck crossing a junction.. just saw the bike go flying, and then I parked on it so he couldn't get it. 

Look there just behind my car.. (zoom)

XgweenK.jpg

 

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Up2NoGood45
On 6/5/2019 at 1:35 AM, Bald Keewee said:

No offence here mate but did you actually make any money from

that sale?

Never, ever sell a standard or mid range car.  Just source them and then leave them in the warehouse.  Eventually all that will spawn are top range cars.  

 

Old news but but I guess not everyone got them memo.

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Transatlanticist

Joined Pac Standard hack setup, host was lvl 900-something. Assigned himself to transporter. Didn't go get the van; he went to the alleyway with everyone else to kill the rival crew, THEN went to get the van. While he was doing that, some moron who was apparently bored pulled out an Up-n-Atomizer and started shooting the target vehicle, and destroyed it...which meant we had to restart, respawn at the alleyway, no Kurumas and no way to call in personal vehicles. After three failures in a row because someone got killed I just quit.

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7 hours ago, Transatlanticist said:

Joined Pac Standard hack setup, host was lvl 900-something. Assigned himself to transporter. Didn't go get the van; he went to the alleyway with everyone else to kill the rival crew, THEN went to get the van. While he was doing that, some moron who was apparently bored pulled out an Up-n-Atomizer and started shooting the target vehicle, and destroyed it...which meant we had to restart, respawn at the alleyway, no Kurumas and no way to call in personal vehicles. After three failures in a row because someone got killed I just quit.

Did the host bring a Kuruma or weaponized vehicle? If they know where the alley is, they usually also bring the right vehicle. If I see this, I'll leave them to it and get the van myself.

However, if a mission fails, removes our personal vehicles and restarts a firefight on foot (after you just beat it with your vehicle), it is usually doomed to fail repeatedly until someone leaves.

Some fails mean an instant quit for me.

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Transatlanticist
2 hours ago, AirWolf359 said:

Did the host bring a Kuruma or weaponized vehicle?

Yeah, they had a Kuruma;; I would've just gone to the van myself but I wasn't expecting random lvl40 to just destroy the target van, so... lesson learned, I guess!

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On 5/12/2019 at 9:39 AM, C10H15N said:

We Germans have an ol' saying regarding one's inanity.

 

 

"Dummheit tut weh."

 

 

That means: "Stupidity hurts (to bear / watch / etc.)."

 

 

So I was playing one of the new Repo Missions (the one where you have to lift the cars out of the parking spots with a Cargobob), and this Level 147 slowpoke jumped out of the helicopter rather early, so he couldn't get to the car. Fortunately, it was one of the cars, you could lift yourself, without needing someone to drive it further out. So I left the car outside of the porch, on the open road. It took him 2 minutes to even realize that. He then took the car... AND DROVE IT TO THE SOLOMON MOVIE SET, WHERE YOU ARE ABLE TO STEAL ANOTER HELICOPTER.

AND. THEN. HE. LIFTED IT. HIMSELF.

 

I asked him whether or not he was stupid, and he told me that 'his' method was faster...

 

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I tried multiple times to be patient, you would understand as a fellow German how hard that it (I'm German-American) I tried and tried to work with randoms in those missions.  Tried to give back to the lower level players, help them make money.  But they don't LISTEN.  I would say "I'm good with a Cargobob, really good.  If you want to make money let me do the lifting and you just drive them out of the garages ect"  So many of the damn idiots would go get a Cargobob and BOOM mission over.  Car destroyed.  

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