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[Slonitram]

Happened some time ago but I remembered it today and it gave me a chuckle. A kid was apparently too dumb to read and instead of calling me TheSadisticOwl, he called something like "TheShangleWingle" over and over as I killed him. Made me cringe but gave me a good laugh.

[Smooth Longsack]

I'm selling bunker cargo in the phantom wedge. I've been off radar then ghosted since two seconds in the phantom's seat. I'm about to pull in to the yellow finish dot. I'm like 10 meters away when my truck comes to a forced halt. Mere seconds later in strafed by a lazer. I left the session immediately and lost 7k worth of product. No big loss but modders are sketchy and lame.

[Forza Harrd]

Oh lort the more dangerous I get, the worse my k/d ratio gets lol.

 

I was drunk driving my Oppressor, just flying around looking for cops to blow up, and I see someone running a shipment. So I follow him and being a nice guy I chase off everyone who approaches him. Including another Oppressor. But after he finishes his run I hear a *beep beep beep* and I'm like, no way. Way. Someone with a HL didn't mind paying that insurance bill I guess.

 

SO I went off the deep end, called up my backup Oppressor, and blew up everybody I saw. I killed like 12 players in 3 minutes. Then some smarty pants started Executive Search and spawn killed ME about 12 times lol.

 

Just checked and my K/d is no longer a perfect .50. It's .47.

Edited November 3, 2017 by Forza Harrd

[Chevchelious]

I just had something really cool happen while on a resupply run.

The cops where after me bigtime, and the AI drivers where going crazy and i was making mistakes all ove the place in my duke....just when it seemed all to much, i saw it. That dreaded little light blue motorcycle icon!!! The Oppressor!!!!

 

I was like ok, it over for my ass.....and let out a deep sigh....

 

But the most unexpected thing takes place...the person on the Oppressor comes up on my right and speeds ahead, i was holding my breathe, waiting for the end...but instead, cop cars start exploding ahead of me and they clear a path and then they fly straight up in the air, up up and away.

 

As I write this, i must say that i will not forget how i felt when it happened.

 

Thanks bro, you know who you are...

Edited November 3, 2017 by Chevchelious

[SHADOW OPS]

Great Oppressor story Chev. After 1 kill a guy told me this morning he worked for Rockstar. Was a server administrator and had a mod menu.

 

7 kills later he went passive.

 

SMDH

[LordLoff]

I just had something really cool happen while on a resupply run.

The cops where after me bigtime, and the AI drivers where going crazy and i was making mistakes all ove the place in my duke....just when it seemed all to much, i saw it. That dreaded little light blue motorcycle icon!!! The Oppressor!!!!

 

I was like ok, it over for my ass.....and let out a deep sigh....

 

But the most unexpected thing takes place...the person on the Oppressor comes up on my right and speeds ahead, i was holding my breathe, waiting for the end...but instead, cop cars start exploding ahead of me and they clear a path and then they fly straight up in the air, up up and away.

 

As I write this, i must say that i will not forget how i felt when it happened.

 

Thanks bro, you know who you are...

It happened to me something like that on a sale mission of Meth Lab

 

I was forced to ride a ridiculous old pickup that always gets attached by 3 waves of tough biker NPCs whose bikes are as hard as giant rocks

 

In my case I never even noticed who was approaching on the radar cause I was so engaged on shooting them from inside the Van, and replacing armour on quick menu, so it felt even more surealistic

 

Suddently one of the last bikers (they ride in pairs, shooting from the same magic-tough bike) just explode like by magic and when I turned around I saw a huge Rhino just like smiling silent and still, and than following slowly his ouwn path away

 

Magic moments between so much havoc lobbies, I know exactly how you felt

Edited November 3, 2017 by LordLoff

[Sentinel Driver]

*waiting for 1 more player in pac finale*

*level 23 joins*

*sh*tty mic voices*

*squaker voice: alright guys, let's do this*
*host kicks him*

 

i rofled

Edited November 4, 2017 by Sentinel Driver

[alkaline_]

i was fluffy "fighting" a hardtry who was trying hard to protect himself from non-danger of a fluffy penguin hihihi:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwnVCDC8org

Edited November 4, 2017 by alkaline_

[Slonitram]

Managed to get to the sweet spot in a badly designed parkour map where you can use the turbines to just cheat your way to victory. Two tryhards who thought they were gonna win got their ass handled to them, with the one wearing a Joker costume pleading me to stop and that he's going to report me.

 

Always fun to beat them at their own game.

[G U M M I]

Last night I made a sequel to a video where I took my Street blazer and did mad stunts and flips. This time, I went underground through the sewer ( whatever it is), wall riding, scaling walls, grinding, sh*t was sick. Gotta make a part 3 with someone else soon.

[TankGirl]

People are so annoying is this game lol. Me and my friend were house hunting in the hills just having fun and there happened to be a Stand Your Ground going on the hillside off in the distance. We weren't bothering these people at all and had no plans to but then out of nowhere we get sniped.

 

Ok, game on. There is 3 minutes of the Stand Your Ground left. We go in and take it with seconds left to spare. Oh it felt so good lol.

[Mini Madrazo]

Just did one of those Talladega races. Finished second but it was a pretty intense race. Really shows who can race and who are completely trash aka the ones trying their hardest to sabotage the race by driving backwards or trying to ram you into the wall/tube but fail lol.

[Forza Harrd]

? What in the world is a Talladega race?

 

Anyway I spent about an hour drunk driving on my Oppressor, ended up on top of Richards Majestic with my sniper rifle with thermal scope and explosive rounds. Right next to a Stand Your Ground. Improved my K/D from .47 to .49!

[PetrolCB]

i was fluffy "fighting" a hardtry who was trying hard to protect himself from non-danger of a fluffy penguin hihihi:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwnVCDC8org

 

Rotten fish. Stay away. Youll get crinkly tummy sick.

? What in the world is a Talladega race?

 

 

Assuming its what Ive seen in the game, its a racetrack based on the famous NASCAR race track.

[Forza Harrd]

 

 

? What in the world is a Talladega race?

 

Assuming its what Ive seen in the game, its a racetrack based on the famous NASCAR race track.

 

 

Huh. Cool. Googling it now. Next online I'll have to try that!

Edited November 5, 2017 by Forza Harrd

[elfoam]

I was doing the Taxi ride glitch last week... Got in a Taxi and he proceeded to cut in front of a train.. which then pushed me sideways into a tunnel and exploded me... the Taxi and my potential Vigilante (That went up in smoke before I got it)

Edited November 5, 2017 by elfoam

[PetrolCB]

 

 

 

 

? What in the world is a Talladega race?

Assuming its what Ive seen in the game, its a racetrack based on the famous NASCAR race track.

 

Huh. Cool. Googling it now. Next online I'll have to try that!

 

Its nothing special. Unless its some weirdo variation. Theres a bunch of stock car track playlists on SC.

Edited November 5, 2017 by PetrolCB

[Forza Harrd]

 

 

 

 

? What in the world is a Talladega race?

Assuming its what Ive seen in the game, its a racetrack based on the famous NASCAR race track.

 

Huh. Cool. Googling it now. Next online I'll have to try that!

 

Its nothing special. Unless its some weirdo variation. Theres a bunch of stock car track playlists on SC.

 

 

Well after I said that I went to youtube and fell asleep watching the first video. Looks boring af to me lol.

[PetrolCB]

 

 

 

 

 

? What in the world is a Talladega race?

Assuming its what Ive seen in the game, its a racetrack based on the famous NASCAR race track.

 

Huh. Cool. Googling it now. Next online I'll have to try that!

Its nothing special. Unless its some weirdo variation. Theres a bunch of stock car track playlists on SC.

 

Well after I said that I went to youtube and fell asleep watching the first video. Looks boring af to me lol.

 

All of them are.

[Happy Hunter]

Well this was more than a little ironic.

 

[Chevchelious]

Great Oppressor story Chev. After 1 kill a guy told me this morning he worked for Rockstar. Was a server administrator and had a mod menu.

7 kills later he went passive.

SMDH

Thanks Bro, it really impacted me in a Positive Way.

[Chevchelious]

 

I just had something really cool happen while on a resupply run.

The cops where after me bigtime, and the AI drivers where going crazy and i was making mistakes all ove the place in my duke....just when it seemed all to much, i saw it. That dreaded little light blue motorcycle icon!!! The Oppressor!!!!

I was like ok, it over for my ass.....and let out a deep sigh....

But the most unexpected thing takes place...the person on the Oppressor comes up on my right and speeds ahead, i was holding my breathe, waiting for the end...but instead, cop cars start exploding ahead of me and they clear a path and then they fly straight up in the air, up up and away.

As I write this, i must say that i will not forget how i felt when it happened.

Thanks bro, you know who you are...

It happened to me something like that on a sale mission of Meth Lab

I was forced to ride a ridiculous old pickup that always gets attached by 3 waves of tough biker NPCs whose bikes are as hard as giant rocks

In my case I never even noticed who was approaching on the radar cause I was so engaged on shooting them from inside the Van, and replacing armour on quick menu, so it felt even more surealistic

Suddently one of the last bikers (they ride in pairs, shooting from the same magic-tough bike) just explode like by magic and when I turned around I saw a huge Rhino just like smiling silent and still, and than following slowly his ouwn path away

Magic moments between so much havoc lobbies, I know exactly how you felt

Hell Yes Bro, Hell Yes.

Gamers to the core, we keep coming back for more.

[PwnageSoldier]

I finally got to Rank 120 on PS4, and I did it in the most badass way possible.

Thermal Helmet, guys about 1.5km away from me and I headshot him in the window of his car. Since he was a unstable or higher player, I got RP and ranked up.

[Shadowfennekin]

The game glitched and I could see anybody who Ghosted, Off Radar.... and even the BEAST on radar at all times!

It was amazing! And apparently it still worked for me, I could go off radar and nobody would see me. Hehehe.... I ended up chasing off a group of ghost cowards cause I went ghost just to slaughter them and chase them out of the session after I meddled with their precious K/D

[Forza Harrd]

I was finishing my stunt jumps by the docks when I noticed someone spawned close to me, so I killed him three times (he went off radar but I went on a rooftop with my thermal scope and found him quickly).

 

He left my area (by then we were the only ones left in the lobby), and I saw he was delivering an I/E car. I had my Oppressor. I left him alone. Then I got the alert that he went OTR, but of course he was delivering cargo so he really wasn't.

 

Like a good guy I sent him a message letting him know OTR/ghost doesn't work when you have cargo, the cargo icon is still there. Now we're friends. *warm fuzzys*

[TankGirl]

Well this was more than a little ironic.

 

Maybe he is talking about himself lol

[TankGirl]

I was having some fun in a Lazer that the military was kind enough to let me borrow, just blowing sh!t up like its nobodies business. When I was straifing in the desert area, last minute I see alittle white dot. Luckily I didnt hit them so I just kept flying since I think its a p*ssy move to kill people who are on ground with a jet. I get this text from this little white dot telling me to come back and attack him. I told him that I do not kill people on ground in jets and that I didnt want to straif him. Well he keeps sending me messages so I figure this little white dot is just begging for me to come kill him so I minesawell, got nothing better to do.

 

I send him a curtesy message that I am on my way. I fly down to the city where he is now and I jump out of my lazer. I run up to him with a machine gun while he is markman dancing. I roll, pop up and shoot him in the head. I then leave the area and text him farwell. The end.

Edited November 6, 2017 by TankGirl

[Rafae]

^ A true hero

[Spøkelse]

{I had the pleasure of being in a clan war for a clan that I wasn't a part of, and rolled into battle on a faithful Faggio.}

 

"Naturally, I was shot immediately. After reclaiming my steed, I moved back into battle to liberate the beaches surrounding Del Perro Pier. After a few deaths, they assumed or made a unanimous decision that I either wasn't worth attacking, or that i was only goofing about since I wasn't a part of either side. After earning the trust of the men who had killed me, I was invited to their Playstation-Party and became fast friends with them. I jokingly suggested that I would suicide bomb the opposing clan via the pu$$y slaying Faggio and a few blocks of plastic explosives. Imagine my surprise when they encouraged me to do said action. With the trust of these kiddies on my side, I relayed to my masters that I would execute their commands and wouldn't rest until I delivered explosives to my target. The good people of the clan were eager to add to an explosive pile on my Faggio, weighing me with purpose and responsibility."

 

"Now in this portion of the story it is important to not that I had agreed to bomb a target, that I am an asshole, and that they were packed into a mostly enclosed space."

 

"I ran from the space we were stationed in, shouting how my controller was screwing up and that I'd have to restart my controller. At first confusion was rife within their ranks which soon gave way to the realization that they were stuck with a mass of plastic explosives, and that I had abandoned their corporation. Their shouts of obscenities couldn't dampen the happiness I felt as I pressed left on my D-Pad and sent approximately sixteen players to their fiery demise at the hands of their own explosives and a Faggio."

[Ice_cold2016]

Was helping a new low rank player make some money playing CEO challenges etc. Got to a point where i needed some supplies for my bunker. Just needed 1 player to pick them up and it was down the other end of the map so i got my hydra to protect him. While getting the supplies 7 people tried to attack us in various ways and 1 simply was too close. So i destroyed all 8 and we got the supplies back safely. I then left my hydra hovering while paused. I spotted someone went off the radar and just knew it was someone in a jet coming for me, but i was busy on the phone so just stayed hovering. Sure enough another player in a jet blew me up. Turns out it was the 1 person i had killed for being too close to my supplies. He then took another 3 easy jet kills while i was on the phone before sending me a text "Not very nice is it?". I was like, i don't mind, its just a game, my pixels respawn. He then went on about you don't take easy jet kills. Even though i was protecting my supplies from people attacking in jets, buzzards and armoured vehicles. I tried to explain to him i was simply protecting my supplies from attackers but he didn't get it and kept harassing. In his mind easy jet kills are a big no no, and in his mind, that's what i was doing. But then he spent the next hour going around the map taking easy jet kills on everyone and anyone! lol And he really held a personal grudge against me. I wasn't in the mood for a war and was only half paying attention as i had my girlfriend over, so just went about my day doing random stuff. He just kept on killing in a jet. He could tell i wasn't trying as i just left my character idle for him to destroy over and over. He then demanded i leave the room as i had no right to be in there. So, of course, i just left my character in there to annoy him. He eventually got kicked for being a jet griefer and destroying everyone's supplies. Real bizarre kid he was.