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[Misa.And.Her.Hubby]

 

 

And thanks to some modder who put a rhino INSIDE each player's bunker. XD

[PwnageSoldier]

Jesus people are dumb.

HL'ed two idiots in Buzzards the other night, and got this guy 7 times in a row with my Carbine MK II.

Then someone tried CMGing me, but I just blew them up with a sticky when they came around the corner.

Someone tried camping outside my garage, so I just waited 'till some guy came over and blew him the f*ck up (thanks bud!)

Summary: Good night, got a lot of kills, too many full moon idiots on tonight.

[Bruce Khansey]

Recognized a GTAF member during a totally random session.

[Mistermilan07]

Recognized a GTAF member during a totally random session.

I would like to join gtaf crew

I requested invite via social club

[Mistermilan07]

On my lunchbreak I have like 20 minutes to play GTAO

As always, I steal an I/E toprange en sell it straight away. Easy money

 

Today, I had the mission where you have to beat an NPCs best time to point x. Easy I usually have one minute spare time. I call in my T20 and as soon as it spawns, a friend shows up running from the cops. He gets in my T20 and off we go.

He gives me a 3 star wanted level. But hey, no problem, I think After driving like a drunk and crashing 5 times into the pigs I think its time to call Uncle Lester. Too slow I run out of time 100 m before I reach the destination. O well, sh*t happens.

 

I fly immediately to my I/E warehouse to sell a Tyrus. All goes well until after 500m it starts raining, then pouring. I crashed 15 m to my destination and got stuck. Called in my Kuruma to give it a gentle push, hoping to make the sale.

Nope, Kuruma got stuck also

 

I hate my lunch breaks. Tomorrow Im talking a walk in the park.

[Skeve613]

He says to me 1v1 at the beach. All tryhards love to 1v1 at the beach.

 

 

I've started using everyone I see doing a 1v1s, especially at the beach, as aerial bombing practice to improve my skills in the Rogue.

 

 

For my own part, I found two MC organizations fighting over a Stand Your Ground objective.... which I repeatedly carpet bombed until I ran out of bombs... then refilled, and kept doing it until the timer ran out.

 

Didn't actually kill very many people, maybe 5-6 at best. but I did make people on the ground waste around 20-30 homing rockets and get couple classic hate messages as well.

[rebeldevil]

 

Recognized a GTAF member during a totally random session.

I would like to join gtaf crew

I requested invite via social club

 

Go make a post in the Recruitment thread, mate.

[PwnageSoldier]

Finally bought the MOC PV Bay!

Time to celebrate with heavy drinking and strippers!

 

*CLICK* noice

Edited October 25, 2017 by PwnageSoldier

[TankGirl]

So I was roaming around the streets of Los Santos this morning minding my own business while eating a donut(a real life donut not a virtual one) and this guy comes out of no where and kills me. Then he kills me a few more times with a heavy sniper, I was busy eating my donut.

 

When I finished I decided it was time to get serious so I got into combat mode and merc'd him. After I get 4 kills in a row I leave but he follows me lol. He becomes obsessed with me entire session. He kept messaging me demanding I 1v1 him so I decide why not. I go to fight him and I wreck him. I kill him 7 or 8 times in a row within a couple minutes. I'm up on him now. He goes passive and says I'm trash because I am using my combat MG when all he used was a heavy sniper and rpg.

 

I have never fought someone so angry since I been playing this game. Then my friend wrecked him and he accused him of being a modder, he accused me of being a modder too lol. He was so salty, all I needed was a big ole basket of French fries to go with all that salt.

Edited October 25, 2017 by TankGirl

[PwnageSoldier]

He was so salty, all I needed was a big ole basket of French fires.

He sounds salty enough that all you'd need is the deep fryer, you could just take his salt and make fries out of that.

[TankGirl]

 

He was so salty, all I needed was a big ole basket of French fires.

He sounds salty enough that all you'd need is the deep fryer, you could just take his salt and make fries out of that.

 

It was so funny. I'm not a KD obsessed type and I take it with a grain of salt because I know people can pad their KD's with all kinds of cheap tactics but his KD was much lower than mine and I don't even think mines is high at all so I'm not sure why he was calling me trash especially while I was killing him. Denial I guess lol.

[PwnageSoldier]

 

 

 

He was so salty, all I needed was a big ole basket of French fires.

He sounds salty enough that all you'd need is the deep fryer, you could just take his salt and make fries out of that.

 

 

It was so funny. I'm not a KD obsessed type and I take it with a grain of salt because I know people can pad their KD's with all kinds of cheap tactics but his KD was much lower than mine and I don't even think mines is high at all so I'm not sure why he was calling me trash especially while I was killing him. Denial I guess lol.

 

Nah I personally think he was crying while he was sending those messages. Maybe sucking his thumb a little too because he was likely misogynistic and was offended by the fact he was beat by a girl

Edited October 25, 2017 by PwnageSoldier

[Skeve613]

I took the Pyro out tonight for its first real evening PvP with me... I think this picture encapsulates almost perfectly what was on the mind of every Hydra I ran into (and shot down):

 

 

I'm growing to like these anti-aircraft focused aircraft now.

 

 

 

 

Then again, the one other Pyro I encountered deliberately rammed me after I tagged him with a burst of gunfire, and somehow survived the collision while I died, so the above also applied to me at one point too...

[FlexPiTo]

I decided to look for the threads on 10/01/2013 (day 1 of gtao) and had a good laugh looking at all the threads of kids crying about the game not working.

 

Have a look if you want to:

 

http://gtaforums.com/forum/273-gta-online/page-1879?prune_day=100&sort_by=Z-A&sort_key=last_post&topicfilter=all

[PwnageSoldier]

This isn't that GTA related, but good news, my birthday is coming up! For sure will get 8mil GTA$ as a gift! Exotic vehicles here I come!

[hugh750]

This isn't that GTA related, but good news, my birthday is coming up! For sure will get 8mil GTA$ as a gift! Exotic vehicles here I come!

happy birthday!

[Mrs. Buzz]

Business as usual - but nowdays with much laugher. Joined random heist: Pac-Convoy setup, not suprised that after we left the hosts Apt., 3 batmobiles waiting there to get wrecked. So I strolled with my Tampa down the way from the city to the bridge and see them flying arround, skipping over, crashing and crashing again. Hell, I bet I would be 1st at the bridge checkpoint even riding my Faggio. Finally they all arrived and I texted:

 

I bet my full cut in the final, that one of you blows up the truck.

 

Guess what happened? Well, I got 45% in final after 2 restarts of this setup.

Edited October 27, 2017 by Mrs. Buzz

[ParsoOnFire]

I was doing a gunrunning sale, the one with the FAV you take to different places. through my whole trip there were TONS of The Mighty Bush utility Bisons. like I saw 3 of them lined up at traffic lights once. I finished the job and managed to catch one, tried to put it in my garage, but I couldn't leave. I tried driving out, didn't work. walking to the door, didn't work. even going to my apartment and leaving through there, didn't work. I killed myself in my apartment and called it out, the Mighty Bush livery and utility tray and roof racks reverted to a normal Bison, sadly

[Smooth Longsack]

My favorite part of my pc character is that i never opened a biker biz. FU LJTeabag. The graphics are obviously the main draw and the 2560x1080 ultra-widescreen (i never want to 16x9 again)

 

The worst part of the pc is the rampant modding online. Those kids are bad at the game and i just have to accept their existence and their ability to kick me and mod me. I honestly can't grasp the mindset of these menu users. How is the game even fun when you're just invincible and not participating in one of the greatest game experiences of all times? I'm all for the endorphin rush of participating in risk vs reward interactions with other sentient beings.

 

The menu boys make me sad just thinking about their mindset. Like, i wonder how much they've been picked on in life. I wonder if their mothers were emotionally absent. Clearly they have no supportive father figures. I ponder how deep the rabbit hole goes. Have they been sexually traumatized or worse yet, are they perpetrators of some sort. People shouldn't mod for pvp. It's a personality marker that I'm not fond of.

[Forza Harrd]

Omg/ I was on late last night just to keep up with my Oppressor selling schedule and before quitting to go to bed (irl I was FADED), I called up my personal upgraded 'Pressor to have some fun in the FZ area. Saw a tank symbol rolling around the beach just nw of the base. Two zooms and I was on him (upgraded Insurgent Pickup! Nice!) hit it with one missle then realized I had no more boost and was heading out to sea. Dang it/

 

Got ran over/spawn killed about a zillion times before he got bored and headed to Paleto without me lol. I was laughing so hard (there was literally nothing else I could do and my pride wouldn't let me leave the session) I couldn't send him a message to tell him that I was laughing so hard lol. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[PwnageSoldier]

Had the funniest PS3 session in a long while.

 

These classic examples of tryhards join and try to fight me. I auto shotgun one and they start trying to RPG me, so I went into a wallbreach. They got so pissed off on mic and it was hilarious. A couple of their friends joined and this went on for about 30 minutes. Finally one of their idiots smartened up, and got a tank. I went into passive right after I died to piss them off even more, then slipped away, got a Hydra, killed one, and flew high into the clouds. It was so funny, and eventually they actually got some barcode modder to teleport & kill me. Automatically went back into passive, and I dared him to boot me offline. He did eventually boot me, and read out my IP address like it was gonna scare me xD

 

TL;DR - Got 6 tryhards to get so mad they had to get a barcode modder to boot me offline I'm dying!!

Edited October 30, 2017 by PwnageSoldier

[Captain_Fluffy]

I suppose its a bitch and moan but in the end I did find it amusing. The game went out of its way to hate my guts (plus I helped things along a little...) as I decided to work towards the discount for the Hunter, sell all the stock then bid adieu to the sh*tfest that is Air Cargo. Forever.

 

1. Its the Maverick crash site on an island. No worries. Fly out with my Savage, only for it to freak the f*ck out on a tiny blade of grass as I go to grab it and we do a merry whirly whirl and blow up. Grab the crate, thinking of a way off (Buzzard spawn point was on the mainland) when the Buzzbots flying in. Shoot one down, die, blow the tail rotor on the second only for it to thoughtfully crash onto the crate...Find.New.Session

2. Its the Titan mission...f*ck you. I let it go up in flames.

3. Blowing up the Lazer squadron. Goes alright to begin with even after I mistime a strafing run and crash into a simultaneously exploding jet. Respawn, finish it off, grab the crate in my Buzzard after ditching the Nokota and fly back. In come the Buzzbots and the Lazers. Dodge one missile and swing around and blow the jet up. Go to do the same on the next jet but mistime it and clip the ridge of the mountain behind Zancudo (so close to my desination) and blow up. Get harassed by Buzzbots, die several times but managed to bound my way up the hill and get the crate. Keep getting harassed, shoot more down but nearly get run over by a sliding wreck of death (saw the flames from the wreck on the corner of the screen). Dodged it as it slid merrily past in a hot inferno. Manage to make to the main road eventually, grab my Buzzard and fly to the hangar. Phew.

4. Salvage wreck. SIGH..I destroy all the enemies in a brilliant display of orbiting in my Savage, go to set down on the barge...yep, yep, I got this. No, no I don't. Clip some wreckage, bug out and flop the bloody thing into the drink. SIIIIIIIIIGH. Retrieved the crate, make it to the tug for a repeat of yesterdays shenanigans (had to make a getaway in a Tug) but get shredded. Respawn, zoom in on the jetski, crash into the tug but simultaneously collect the crate. Take off and make a beeline to the power station, beach the craft and make my way to the road. Shoot an NPC out of the chopper and he nearly had the greatest final act of revenge as his corpse landed centimeters in front of me as I 'holstered' my minigun. Manage to extract myself and the crate and land safely in Zancudo.

 

5. Its the Hunter jammer mission. Ok, ok, all is forgiven.

Edited October 30, 2017 by Aussie_Hunter

[LordLoff]

A very weird situation happened to me at ammu-nation

 

I was there, on the one close to zancudo, calmly purchasing armour, while I saw on the small radar a plane flying near outside

 

The guy must have seen my player blip on the map at the store and just passed outside bombing the damm place with me inside

 

I was inside all the time yet I could feel the bombing sound outside and the whole ground shaking inside the store, but I knew I was safe there, or so I thought, lol !!!

 

I noticed the plane had gone outside but suddently I start getting hit by gunshots still well inside, so what the heck ???

 

My first thought was - That pilot has landed and managed to exploit a secret way to shoot me inside the store

 

But no... While I turned around in surprise I see the f... ammu-nation store owner pointing a huge shot gun at me and firing point blank, until I droped dead after realising too late what was realy happening

 

I spawned outside, already trying to think about some twisted creative revenge, like sending a bike with a sticky accross the door but the store was closed, just like any normal recent robbed groccery

 

So, the other stupid player was the one who scared that store owner and Me, the faithfull customer spending money on His business was the one who took all the blame and rage !!!

 

Ok guys, now you know - A creative new way to kill other players even when they are hiding and unreachable, at least on ammu-nation stores

 

I wonder how many players have been killed by ammu-nation store owners so far since GTA is alive, we can't even hold guns inside... Is this a very extremely rare case ???

Edited October 30, 2017 by LordLoff

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

What if I told you the darkside got me? What if I told you I'm currently filling my garage with free Vigilantes? What if I'm lying? Who knows? But, I do feel pretty damn good right now, regardless.

[Forza Harrd]

What if I told you the darkside got me? What if I told you I'm currently filling my garage with free Vigilantes? What if I'm lying? Who knows? But, I do feel pretty damn good right now, regardless.

 

DON'T FORGET THE BOMBUSHKAS!

[PwnageSoldier]

When I had the chance to play today (at 6), all I did was fall asleep on the couch and sleep until 12am.

 

F*ck.

[Alvarez]

So tonight and my pal Sanches were helping a couple of guys to fill their hangar, when a wild random with edgy psycho nick, weedleaf and HAZE on crew sign cconnects to our lobby and starts to bomb my mates, who proceeds to fill up the hangar. I resign from their org to get my MOC. They are already at other side of the map, where they fight that dickbag while collecting crates. I arrive with my Insurgent and cheer them on, the douche goes "it's unfair, you noobs!" and leaves. I send him a "get rekt, kid, your fault" message, he replies "I'm 42!"

Alright, I totally believe it.

Edited October 31, 2017 by Alvarez

[No Use For A Name]

It finally happened. After 4 months, I finally got killed by another player while on the Oppressor. I knew it was a matter of time, but still sad to see my streak end. Even worse at the hands of an OTR douche in a Hydra. The same guy had also blown up our Wastelander during Transporter and blew up two high-end IE cars earlier in the session (also OTR or Ghost both times)

 

So I decided to go after his CEO org, even though they were doing the 5 stop Merryweather GR sale. I dont destroy product unless they do it first, and he cost my friend $160k, so f*ck him.

 

As I was heading toward them, the Beast thing popped up. I hit join, and wouldnt you know it, I became the Beast.

 

For the next half hour I terrorized them. I did blow up one of their Insurgents because thats roughly what they cost my friend, then spent the rest of the time sniping them. Id wait till MW showed up to attack and kept sniping the two guys on the Insurgent guns. Judging by the kill feed, Merryweather was having their way with them. Didnt help that I kept killing them the second they respawned lol. A few of their crew offered air and Oppressor support...killed them too.

 

Not even sure if they got the other 2-3 Insurgents delivered before time expired. I was seriously f*cking with their sale, even though I quit shooting at their product after the first delivery. Final score was like 35-0

 

Ill never in a million years understand why people destroy product then sell product in the same session. Victims get elephants memories when it comes to stuff like that

[PwnageSoldier]

A couple of months ago, I was setting up my mom's GTA:O character (with military stuff and everything, she said she was fine with whatever I put on her profile) on LG because I did her NG before I did her LG account, and I encountered this weird glitch:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Interesting.. I wondered why I didn't get any co-op players when I started the missions.

Edited November 1, 2017 by PwnageSoldier

[hugh750]

A couple of months ago, I was setting up my mom's GTA:O character (with military stuff and everything, she said she was fine with whatever I put on her profile) on LG because I did her NG before I did her LG account, and I encountered this weird glitch:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Interesting.. I wondered why I didn't get any co-op players when I started the missions.

looks like you may have run into a modder.