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[MaddenedGhost]

 

I was in a shootout against some tryhards few hours ago and suck ass sent me a message saying 'Lzzz' after I backed off since he was abusing passive and explosive rounds, sent him "uiuiuiuiuiuiui" like some people here suggested in another thread, he was like "why you mad?" .. I'm pretty sure "Uiuiuiuiuiui" confused the crap out of him lol.

 

 

PS: reading these stories over here got me wondering on how many times I could've been in one of y'all's sessions, too many similarities lol.

ui ui ui

is the best respons to anything.

 

ui ui ui nation haha

it is the best response to anything indeed lol

[PaeganLoveSong]

The GTAF crew should be renamed the Uiuiui Nation.

[Goingcrowd9]

Q: can an suv insurgent stop a train ?

A: NO

 

>start supply mission for bunker

I parked my besra to my bunker before I enteres, so I take it and fly to elysian island and land.

I now notice the convoy is below me, so I 'drive' to it and get behind it, still in my besra.

 

Then they go right, I see an opportunity and take a shortcut in an attempt to cut them off.

 

I stop at the only intetsection they HAVE to pass (I didn't notice it was a train track YET).

They stop, I start shooting, wich causes the suv insurgent to panic and drive off. I kill another enemy when I hear a sound

.. it's a horn... it's sounds like...

KA-WOOSH ! WASTED !

-like a train !

Oh wait... *gets a call from agent 14*

"Supplies have been destroyed"

Edited August 15, 2017 by Goingcrowd9

[Commander S]

...so this just happened:

 

 

There's a fairly logical explanation, in fact - bit like how if you try to join a Heist from the Quick Job menu, but the session's full, you'll wind up back in whatever session you were in, often in the apartment of whoever was host. Except then the game will kick you out, telling you 'you no longer have access to that apartment' - and your character will exit the building.

 

...so what happens when that happens with a Mobile Operation? Particularly when you personally don't own an MOC, and there isn't one in the session you were originally in.

 

Turns out, you'll be stuck in the MOC interior that's located under the docks, and you can't get out - and because the Mobile Op host's MOC isn't in the session, the game won't load whatever custom interior they have. Instead, it's just an empty black void, but with walls (you can drive around and leave scratches on the 'inside' of where the trailer ...isn't), and weird ambient lighting on object trapped within.

 

So yeah - if you want to take pics from within the Phantom Zone, just get someone to invite you to a Mobile Operation, have them start as you try to accept the op, and then hopefully you'll get backed out into 'Invisible Blank MOC-ville'...

Edited August 16, 2017 by Commander S

[challenger001]

First time poster on this thread, sorry if it's not the right place for a story like this.

 

So decided to sell the product from my documents business - started in a fairly quiet session. I had one friend with me, and there were two other CEOs doing their own thing. Mission is three trash trucks - we gotta move fast. Our crew mostly does racing through so driving well isn't an issue. Make it back in time halfway, but by this time the session's filling up. We had seven by the time we hit LS first time, it's getting close to sixteen now. Things are going well as I get drop number 14, at the Chinese place opposite the Del Perro Marina.

 

Then everything goes wrong. Rocket slams into the side of me - its' an Oppressor. The truck is stopped and won't move - I can't tell whether it was a dodgy bit of scenery, or if the rocket had done enough damage. My friend's on the way, so best thing is not to give a target. I get out of the trash truck, rip him off his bike with the AP rounds on the Combat MG (Kind of a waste on players as it turns out, but works beautifully on those idiotically tough NPCs).

Since my controller is a bit dicky at times, I get my friend to get in the trash truck and try and move it himself while I deal with this prick - he's only level 34. He manages to headshot me though, and kills my friend in the trash truck. Then he gets on his oppressor and blows it up.

 

Now this isn't unusual - I'd got 14/15 deliveries and still got $120k for it. At the end of the day that's what you expect and things had gone a lot better than they could have. What got me was the next bit. He went passive (still on his oppressor) and drove around near us, before sending a text message.

 

"I was trying to help."

 

Seriously? Helping by firing rockets from your griefer-cycle? And what the f*ck did he expect us to do when he shot first and started approaching our missions? So I give a very cynical 'really?' text back, and hop back in the buzzard for my friend to take us back to the business so I can shut it down for now. Wouldn't you know it, he goes back off passive mode and blows up the helicopter. Another text.

 

'You should have let me in. -_-' (Smiley included)

 

He goes passive again and drives right next to me. I send another text 'I just want to play this game with my friend'.

 

'-_-'

 

Order my Nightshark, start driving back. He tries to get in - I tend to leave my vehicles on 'everyone' access just because it makes it less of a pain in missions. So I change it to crew + friends so he's left behind. But he keeps going, in passive, shadowing us in his Oppressor. I let my friend drive some of the way since he's not given a Nightshark a spin yet, and in the passenger's seat I give one final message:

 

'Can you leave us alone please?'

 

Nope. He's like us like sh*t on a shoe. Follows us all the way up to my document business as I shut it down, waiting outside, still Passive. Then I headed to my bunker while my friend logged off to mod a car again. I spent about ten minutes in there and he was outside all the time, and added me as a friend on PSN. Suffice to say he got blocked before I logged off for the night.

 

---

 

Now I don't mind the occasional bit of friendship online, but mostly that's come about via the occasional toot of the horn when passing at LS Customs, appreciation for each others' cars. Or letting them have a go in one of the new vehicles for a while, especially if they're at low levels. But this guy wasn't like that. First, he had an Oppressor with missiles - so he clearly had a bunker, and MOC, and enough money to speed research to get the missiles. He also turned up with an X80 Proto which solidifies it further as the car of choice for absolute twats. Like, is he trying to impress us with how much money he has?

 

Secondly, if you attack someone's money delivery... fine. At the end of the day you can't stop that Rockstar literally encourages you to do it. It's a risk you take in public sessions. But for god's sake at least be honest with it. Don't pretend you want to be my friend after you affected my chance at getting money, and do the whole 'passive dance' nearby. And then pretend it's my fault you're blowing me up.

 

Sorry again if this is the wrong place for a rant like this, I needed to let it out somewhere. People who are too clingy and 'friendly' are as bad as people who are trying to aggravate you and this was a mix of both of them. Easily the worst player I've ever met online.

[Goingcrowd9]

-snip-

Secondly, if you attack someone's money delivery... fine. At the end of the day you can't stop that Rockstar literally encourages you to do it. It's a risk you take in public sessions.

-snip-

 

The only thing I disagree with...

yes, C* encourages you to blow up people's cargo (wich probally took them a sh#t load of time and or money to produce) and that's utterly stupid in the first place...

But it's still a d*[email protected] to destroy it- and let's be honest, they don't even need to put effort in it to destroy in and get like what ? 2k ?

It bothers me even more if they said they 'had to' do if because of C* (if C* told you to jump of a bridge in real life, would you do it as well !?).

 

I think your post clearly shows how much C* / take2much f&cked up this game....

Wich is a shame, because there are still good parts of the game.

 

Also, f#ck them opressors... everytime they try to kill me, I just start HH and get out my buzzard. Usually I get them... and I ain't paying no nothing for it !

[TankGirl]

Me and my friend got into a monster truck fight in the middle of the city. It was actually hillarious and people driving by didnt know what to think. We even had other players join in with their cars. Bonus: not one azzhat blew us up.

[hugh750]

the 1st video shows a wtf moment when i land my hydra.

 

http://xboxclips.com/hugh750/0bfd38f6-8daf-4c51-b64f-d418aa7f773e

 

the 2nd one involves a griefer which me and my friend who was in the same session, the griefer keeps trying to get into my fully upgraded duke of death even i set the vehicle access to friends only. .

 

http://xboxclips.com/hugh750/9967f98c-f120-49bc-85a3-683b6eaf9f99

[ash-274]

Was doing a gunrunning delivery, solo, and was given the 30-minute Insurgent Pickup mission *groan*.

 

At the 4th stop (the large WalMart-looking building near the Vagos/Ballas/Grove Street gang territories) I dropped the guns and climbed into the turret but not only was I fighting off Merryweather but the whole Vagos crew that ran over from their nearby apartment complex. So I finish them off but one Merryweather vehicle spawned over by the train crossing on the other side of Balla's cul-de-sac.

 

I get back in my my health is low and I'm out of snacks and the Merryweather vehicle is another Insurgent Pickup. I can't get out and use the turret without risk of dying and the Mini SMG is weak against a target like that, but as I approach the Merryweather vehicle stops on the tracks to shoot at me just as a train approached. Got it on video, too, but I haven't had a chance to edit it down yet. Made $420,000 from $75k of supplies and letting it idle on the security monitors while I did other stuff.

Edited August 16, 2017 by ash-274

[Goingcrowd9]

@Ash-724

 

At least the train helped you... I wish I could say the same

[AUScowboy]

What is a nice person shed? I got told back to mine today...

 

Edit: lol snowflake filter changed c u c k into nice person. Oh mods, you scare me sometimes...

Edited August 17, 2017 by AUScowboy

[saintsrow]

Real life is still stranger than GTA ...

 

Deadly Ending To Chase After Man Climbs Port Of LA Crane, Gets Naked

[hugh750]

this one's kinda funny i was driving my fully upgraded duke of death to lsia to source a z type when the game suddenly spawned a mammatus in front of me causing me to plow into it.

 

http://xboxclips.com/hugh750/7fd8be19-3f60-4e93-92fe-d6aa5c88ef3b

 

and yesterday i got a random complement from a npc that i never heard before about my duke of death.

 

http://xboxclips.com/hugh750/56884246-01ba-4ed6-8e94-cf6405f61a8b

Edited August 17, 2017 by hugh750

[Shadowfennekin]

lol

People really aren't kidding about the heat vision scope being OP af. I hope C* don't nerf this, it's a perfect tool for those tryhard shufflers/suiciders

A try hard on their rocket bike was following me, I went up to the top of my office at Maze Bank.

He was down below, waiting for me to come out. I sniped him and then activated the scope and sniped him for a good 5-10 minutes before he finally had enough time to quit CEO and go passive like a bitch.

I was almost out of ammo too....

 

He was literally scared of me after that moment, I chased him all the way up north until he hid inside his bunker and stayed there. Possibly afking inside I guess?

[TankGirl]

I had a hillariously fun time doing some PvP today. There was this guy flying around in a jet killing people on ground(tried to kill me too) so I decided to hop on my opressor and have at it. He took the easy way out and we both ended up in the desert area. I start killing him, he is a marksman dancer/RPG spammer. I get one up on him only using my combat MG and of course his freind comes flying in a jet and kills me.

 

I got myself a party invite so I asked them while in the party why they had to get a jet for backup in an auto aim lobby he should be able to just fight me just fine himself given his level and KDR. He says that its what family does. Well I tell him Im not fighting him on ground and his brother, uncle, daddy, lover whoever the F it is in a jet at the same time so I am done fighting him. So they say to me that they arnt going to stop killing me. That caught my attention.

 

He gets a chopper while his family member is still flying around in his jet. I am passive at this point and of course they message me "passive puss"(what all the angry tryhards say when you wont give them easy kills). The one is following me with his buzzard shooting missiles. I go off the radar and give him the ole sliparoo, go out of passive take out a homing missile and blow his chopper up. His friend crashes his jet and comes at me in an insurgent pick up so I shoot him out. I get a message telling me I am trash.

 

I invite them to the party and I say "I thought you were supposed to be killing me? What happened?" The guy just laughs, he still cant get over fact I am a female by the way, some men get embarrassed when a female is handing their a$$ to them for whatever reason. So then after I get my two final kills I bid farewell with partying gifts of a mugger and mercs and I go on my merry way.

Edited August 17, 2017 by TankGirl

[PaeganLoveSong]

Jumped on briefly this morning and saw one guy destroy a random CEO's vehicle sale. They fight and I keep seeing "soandso committed suicide" pop up. I call Lamar and send a mugger soandso's way, costing him $10k.

 

Then he's trolling at LSC and I guess (correctly) that he hasn't learned his lesson. Go up to the top of Arcadius and wait for him to poke out...sniped him.

 

Sometimes griefing the griefer is the best part of this game.

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Just briefly joined a session with fellow gtaf members was good while my connection lasted see you all soon

[Khaisz]

So this isn't some big long story, just a smaller experience I guess.

 

Since I bought the Oppressor, One eh, Let's call it dream? Maybe it was just a more of "Can I?".

Anyway, I wondred, Would it be possible to get the Oppressor ontop of Meza Bank, Should be possible yes?

Well it was quite difficult starting from ground, no way to recharge in air and Meza is quite tall.

But Today.

[SkylineGTRFreak]

Anyone know if something is wrong with R* Support? They actually die their job twice. I was surprised.

 

First I delivered a Bunker shipment with the FAV and got a transaction failed screen afterwards. Products went back to the bunker (with a loss of 21k, this was before the 2x bonus).

Still, I hooked up support, told them what happened and that would've gotten 188k Le something (with lobby bonus). Without any other message from my Side they Added the 188k to my bank account.

 

Yesterday some asshat with a menu blew everyone up while I was doing a shipment worth ~420k (giggle) in a 22 player lobby.

Went to support, told them what happened, got 500k. Again, without any further messages.

 

THERE'S HOPE!

[Bruce Khansey]

Yesterday me and a friend of mine were playing with headphones as usual.

Started headhunter.

Random guy comes from outta nowhere and helps us killing the target and the cops.

In the end, acts like a retard and kills my friend.

Still taunts as I shoot him in the head from behind.

Spawns in the nearby, I reach him and he text me "Accident".

I respond "You too" and while he reads it, I shoot him in the head again and change session.

While I change session, my friend tells me that he wrote him "why your friend is such an asshole".

My friend tells me he replied this guy "You too", kills him and join my session.

[REXX]

Haven't posted here in ages so here we go.

 

Met up with a few GTAForums Crew members today. Got recognized by a couple, got killed by another in an APC while having a lovely bycicle ride. Only once, so thats ok. Was in a good mood anyway as I had made a whopping $4,5 million in total. I'm genuinly nackared

 

Ranked Rexx up to 820, Alexa is not far off from 524. Plan on doing more tomorrow. Gotta take advantage of the x2 bonus! Also considering on getting an APC myself as its currently on sale.

[hugh750]

today while i was delivering a sourced car to my vehicle warehouse a player in my session sent a mugger after me, i delivered the sourced car to my vehicle warehouse then the server hiccuped and i found myself alone in the lobby so i left my vehicle warehouse and got mugged (that was one dedicated mugger) and he got $859.00 from me, when i finally got back up and i ran after him but he was too far ahead of me and he jacked a car and was gone and so as my $859.00.

 

http://xboxclips.com/hugh750/86278bd7-40fa-4ec2-a884-3243763164dc

[Forza Harrd]

It's like I have a mental block on getting those last two wins. Been trying all weekend.

 

[PaeganLoveSong]

I was helping some friends do supply runs last night, another group was doing the same and we were leaving each other alone. As the other group was doing a sale this lower level CEO (around 100) in a Buzzard decides he's going to attack them.

 

Well, wouldn't you know who was nearby when that happened?

 

We hunt him down like a dog. HL to his Buzzard, he goes OTR, fishing with my grenade launcher to keep him in one area, and just grind him down until he leaves.

 

We get a message from the other group's President saying thank you and then hesd back to doing resupplies.

[BoxiestSumo]

Done Artificial Scarcity with a Rank 250+. Was a very kind player. We chased the trucks across the whole state lol. At the end we took a selfie

 

 

[hugh750]

Done Artificial Scarcity with a Rank 250+. Was a very kind player. We chased the trucks across the whole state lol. At the end we took a selfie

 

 

did he shoot you afterwards??

[Shadowfennekin]

I like that the Explosive Sniper can actually see the jets spawn in on top of the hospital from Maze Bank Tower.

I got into a session and immediately saw somebody flying around my tower in one. I sniped it and the pussy bailed to land on the helipad at the hospital.

As soon as he got in it and it showed up in the scope. BOOM "You killed ____" lul

 

I was able to do that THREE times before the little bitch went passive and sent a 'fight me' text.

[Verbal Soze]

Tried to sell in full lobby today, it was horrible, 2 player attacking me straight away, one with kuruma and the other with the oppresor but somehow someway luckily i made it safely and i never thought i'd be saying this but, thanks R* for relocating the detached trailer in gunrunning sales

[BoxiestSumo]

 

Done Artificial Scarcity with a Rank 250+. Was a very kind player. We chased the trucks across the whole state lol. At the end we took a selfie

 

did he shoot you afterwards??

Nope

[hugh750]

yesterday i was collecting crates i bought for my warehouse (three crates), i already delivered one and i collected the 2nd one when i noticed a low level (level 25) player who was too interested in my remaining crate for his own good.

so i shot and killed him, but as soon as he respawned he went back to the same crate so i killed him again, and as soon as he respawned he went back to my remaining crate again and i killed him again.

i was driving my fully upgraded duke o death and i started driving down the los santos freeway when i noticed he was heading back to my crate so i made a u turn and drove back to where he was and ran him over (by then you would think he would had given up).

by that time i killed him about 5 times and i dropped off my 2nd crate but was too late for the 3rd one (i was low on time from my battles with the low level player so i didn't bother with it).

Edited August 22, 2017 by hugh750