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[PaeganLoveSong]

Spawn into my Heist apartment, notice two squeakers are trying to cause chaos down Del Perro. None of my friends are on and I don't have anything to do, so it's time for some vigilante justice. One player is 286, the other over 100 (maybe 130s?), so I figure I'm in for a good fight.

 

CEO, Buzzard, fly over and another rando on their Oppressor gets a lock on me. I avoid (which surprises me) and get a lock on him - BOOM!

 

Now the squeakers are firing at me and I land the Buzzard on top of the parking garage. One sniper, two sniper, and Carbine MKII fire later? I'm up 5-0 and 2-0, respectively. Fly off toward my Bunker and see the 286 going after a bounty at the airport so I turn around and take them both out (AND the Oppressor guy again). All I hear is the squeaker saying "PaeganLoveSong...the fxck does that even mean?" Send a mugger and wait atop my office as the guy loses $10k.

 

It was a good day.

 

EDIT:

Also, I haven't been (knowingly) charged for destroying Oppressors lately as CEO.

Edited August 8, 2017 by PaeganLoveSong

[Forza Harrd]

Took a break from duping to win a quick challenge. I joined late, didn't even have time to make it to the freeway. I <3 my Gargoyle with Web wheels.

 

[Bruce Khansey]

Yesterday, for the first time, a bastard with a Hydra destroyed my cargo.

[IceDree]

I brought a car to my Elyisan Island warehouse & came out to take my just delivered Schafter V12 LWB to do a challenge. Only to be attacked by 2 Merryweather insurgent pickups (some was doing the gunrunning convoy resupply mission) & they proceed to shoot my Schafter's headlight. I think to myself Muthaf*ckas Just Shot My Headlight Off & go full Mike Lowery rage mode on them. #TrueStory

[hugh750]

Getting on recently and realizing that I'm still a vast ways off before I can even buy an Office, let alone earn money from my business, I snapped and turned anti-materialistic. Apart from my armored kuruma for heists, my Vigero (can't not have a Vigero), and my OG Valentine Roosevelt, I've sold what other vehicles I do have. I also traded in my 10-car apartment for a two car garage while everything was on sale to get a maximum trade-in value. I don't care about all that extra "stuff". I just want a business office, a bunker, a mobile command station, and a yachtload of money that I have no desire to actually get a yacht with.

if you don't buy shark cards (i never do), expect to do a lot of mission grinding.

[DrSweatySphincter]

For the first time I actually blew up a gun running shipment. All i wanted to do was source a vehicle and I had to chase some stupid Karuma with my own Karuma. It just so happened to be in the way of this MC delivering some goodies in their 3 Insurgent pickup customs. I drive past never firing a bullet (wtf is a Karuma going to do to a insrugent?) I still go onto my merry way when their Hydra blows me up even though I was a long ways away and showed no interest in blowing up their cargo. I then lost the vehicle and had to go back to my office, but I was already near Fort Zancudo...

 

I pondered whether or not I should bother retaliating when I saw that their Hydra was down, with nothing else stopping me I grab a Lazer and speed towards their delivery vehicles.

 

One of their insurgents were able to get a few shots leaving my Jet smoking but I quickly blew it up to kingdom come. In one strafe I turn them all of their remaining supplies into burnt extra crispy pieces as revenge. The End.

Edited August 8, 2017 by DrRumpleSweatyForeSkin

[hugh750]

For the first time I actually blew up a gun running shipment. All i wanted to do was source a vehicle and I had to chase some stupid Karuma with my own Karuma. It just so happened to be in the way of this MC delivering some goodies in their 3 Insurgent pickup customs. I drive past never firing a bullet (wtf is a Karuma going to do to a insrugent?) I still go onto my merry way when their Hydra blows me up even though I was a long ways away and showed no interest in blowing up their cargo. I then lost the vehicle and had to go back to my office, but I was already near Fort Zancudo...

 

I pondered whether or not I should bother retaliating when I saw that their Hydra was down, with nothing else stopping me I grab a Lazer and speed towards their delivery vehicles.

 

One of their insurgents were able to get a few shots leaving my Jet smoking but I quickly blew it up to kingdom come. In one strafe I turn them all of their remaining supplies into burnt extra crispy pieces as revenge. The End.

did they get angry at you afterwards?

[DrSweatySphincter]

 

For the first time I actually blew up a gun running shipment. All i wanted to do was source a vehicle and I had to chase some stupid Karuma with my own Karuma. It just so happened to be in the way of this MC delivering some goodies in their 3 Insurgent pickup customs. I drive past never firing a bullet (wtf is a Karuma going to do to a insrugent?) I still go onto my merry way when their Hydra blows me up even though I was a long ways away and showed no interest in blowing up their cargo. I then lost the vehicle and had to go back to my office, but I was already near Fort Zancudo...

 

I pondered whether or not I should bother retaliating when I saw that their Hydra was down, with nothing else stopping me I grab a Lazer and speed towards their delivery vehicles.

 

One of their insurgents were able to get a few shots leaving my Jet smoking but I quickly blew it up to kingdom come. In one strafe I turn them all of their remaining supplies into burnt extra crispy pieces as revenge. The End.

did they get angry at you afterwards?

 

No hate mail or anything. We went our separate ways.

[hugh750]

 

 

For the first time I actually blew up a gun running shipment. All i wanted to do was source a vehicle and I had to chase some stupid Karuma with my own Karuma. It just so happened to be in the way of this MC delivering some goodies in their 3 Insurgent pickup customs. I drive past never firing a bullet (wtf is a Karuma going to do to a insrugent?) I still go onto my merry way when their Hydra blows me up even though I was a long ways away and showed no interest in blowing up their cargo. I then lost the vehicle and had to go back to my office, but I was already near Fort Zancudo...

 

I pondered whether or not I should bother retaliating when I saw that their Hydra was down, with nothing else stopping me I grab a Lazer and speed towards their delivery vehicles.

 

One of their insurgents were able to get a few shots leaving my Jet smoking but I quickly blew it up to kingdom come. In one strafe I turn them all of their remaining supplies into burnt extra crispy pieces as revenge. The End.

did they get angry at you afterwards?

 

No hate mail or anything. We went our separate ways.

 

AWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

[Smooth Longsack]

I've been on xbox one for since November 14. My pc just took some SSD steroids along with an 1050ti enema. I'm seriously considering gtao on pc.

[hugh750]

I've been on xbox one for since November 14. My pc just took some SSD steroids along with an 1050ti enema. I'm seriously considering gtao on pc.

but then you would have to deal with modders.

[DangerZ0neX]

Here's my story, but as a greentext.

 

[AUScowboy]

Okay. Watching the killfeed by off chance and see: ChestrBennington has taken the easy way out. LinkinPark has activated Ghost Organisation. LMFAO, which one of you was it?!

[Acronym]

I/E sourced a car which I picked up with a cargobob.

 

Carry it all the way back into LS with 2 buzzards on my tail, managed to keep damage value under $2500 which I was pleased with, a few seconds shy of my vehicle warehouse and connection to rockstar services is lost, so now I'm playing FIFA

[hugh750]

I/E sourced a car which I picked up with a cargobob.

 

Carry it all the way back into LS with 2 buzzards on my tail, managed to keep damage value under $2500 which I was pleased with, a few seconds shy of my vehicle warehouse and connection to rockstar services is lost, so now I'm playing FIFA

recently i too lost connection to rockstar's servers while doing a import / export mission mine was a "unknown network connection" error while i was driving the car i needed back to my vehicle warehouse.

i just reconnected knowing i lost that car (thank's rockstar)!

Edited August 10, 2017 by hugh750

[CrysisAverted]

climbed the sheer side of chiliad during a storm with ease thanks to my nightshark, great offroad

[hugh750]

today while i was delivering a x80 proto from my vehicle warehouse i somehow killed another player and i made a clip of it but i don;t see how i did it unless the car's backfire killed the player??

 

http://xboxclips.com/hugh750/7361c2ca-4638-48cd-8b9b-0da4edc7c3b8

[M.K.N.]

Don't have a picture or recording, mainly because R* likes to push the wrong buttons on me, so here it goes:

 

Yesterday, I was doing Cargo delivery with the plane and wouldn't you know it, R*, being the biggest troll in their own game, decides to spawn Buzzards on me so I called in a Backup Helicopter for them to ward them off for me. They did a decent job, even one enemy Buzzard managed to pull a stupid by destroying itself up until R* decides to spawn the seemingly unkillable Valkyrie AI (what was R* smoking anyway?) to me and nearly did a number on my plane. I had to land it and wouldn't you know it, they insta-kill me a few times because why? R* laughs at their players' pain and misery, that's why. After getting killed a few times, I managed to take it down with a Homing Launcher once it turned orange which was still enough to take it down and rub R*'s smarmy faces off. I took off again to make a final drop-off and wouldn't you know it; the plane took so much damage that it already started to smoke.

 

I was determined to complete it though, because I didn't come this far to not being able to complete it without the devs laughing at my back. Even with one engine out, I had to keep gaining altitude before engine two started smoking. Once both engines died out and with enough altitude gained, it was smooth sailing as my final target was nearby, and glided my way down and made a successful delivery. Even bailed out of the already-dead plane and parachuted safely back onto the ground in victory of my hard-earned $240k cash. These overpowered AIs need to understand who they're messing with (and I know others feel the same way), especially when it comes to the devs trying to ruin one's progress when it comes to NPCs like that. And to the AIs who try to be ungodly-powerful:

 

[Khaisz]

Was fun playing gta again, I ran into Technosis as my first friend since I logged in again after 2 months.

Although that was quickly "Ruined"( if I would call it that, I would call it more amusing the anything else) when we run into first a guy who was a (a pro gamer with 3.03 in K/D and playstyle only could be described as Dance Dance Suicidultion, this was after he crashed his plane he was using to diveruns on people over and over, obviously he is just a good person at CoD in GTA though, he does do friendly 1v1 with people on youtube as he explained, so I asked him for his youtube so I could learn to be better, but I never got it.

I did kill him once out of the like 25 he killed me, So I'll call it a victory against his dance moves.

 

Then I took Techno for a drive to desert where a "Modder" was apperently called out to see if it was true.

and true it was, I sniped him clean in the head a few time and hit him with 2 rockets but he just shrugged and kept shooting, then he teleported away and started a biker mission and teleported away with his garbage trucks.

 

Was a fun day.

I did record some of the first thing after I went into passive and all of the "Modder" stuff, but I have no movie software yet on this computer, so I'm gonna have to quote myself later when I finally get it uploaded and can share it.

 

and during the whole day I learnt 1 thing.

The Tampa is a good car.

[Sentinel Driver]

Some tryhard blew me up with his op apc while off the radar. Then he tries to run over me with his moc cab but I managed to skillfully shoot him to death with a minigun and avoid being run over. I leave the session and I get a invite from mr tryhard. Looks like someone got mad

[hugh750]

last night after doing (i think) a mission i came upon a ceo that was being attacked by cops so i quikly stop but i get blown up by ceo and at that same second i get $2k for good behavior!

 

http://xboxclips.com/hugh750/e2c4c0b0-df17-4297-a634-c14d9accb3a3

[Skeve613]

After helping a couple people make yet another Post Ops biker delivery, I encountered a rather interesting visual bug when my character apparently forgot to put down the last package...

 

 

When I said I wanted to put a box magazine on my Combat MG, that's not what I meant!

 

[Sentinel Driver]

wow wow wow I noticed today that I'm classified as a "dodgy player"

 

edit: and now I'm a bad sport :DDD

 

Edited August 12, 2017 by Sentinel Driver

[We Are Ninja]

I spawn in Paleto Bay and breathe a deep sigh of relief. It's so damned peaceful. I take a stroll over to the clothing store (which is pretty much in my backyard) to shop for new outfits. There's a piracy nearby. In Paleto Bay... I shrug and head inside the store. Despite my serene surroundings, Too much free roam in the city has trained me to check my map every few seconds. Sure enough, one of the piracy people has come over to the clothing store in a Buzzard and is firing missiles. I go passive, and the guy flies off. I cross move to the other side of the beach and take a couple of explosive potshots at the yacht with my heavy sniper. The Buzzard erupts in flames, but I don't kill the guy that had been firing at me. Both he and his CEO are incredulous, and can't understand how the chopper blew up. I could keep at them, but I really wanted to try out some outfits.

 

A few minutes later, that f*cker is back in a chopper. I step outside and shoot him down. I'm in a clothing store in Paleto Bay. I'm not looking for a fight, but apparently, a fight is looking for me. The kid pipes up, "Really, weareninja?"

 

Then, his CEO pipes up. "Who did that?" The kid tells him it was me. "Oh, yeah. Well kiss your R* account goodbye. I'm calling my cousin and having your account R* banned." I ask him why, and he responds for being an asshole. We argue back and forth about who was in the wrong, when he actually calls up his supposed cousin. Or maybe he was talking to no one. F if I know... "Yah. I need to have another account banned. 'w-e-a-r-e-n-i-n-j-a'. Yeah. For the same reason. Yeah. Make it a high priority. Use code 518478813.367 Yeah. Make it a full IP ban. I don't want him coming back."

 

I'm sitting there like -______-

 

He hangs up with "his cousin" and addresses me: "Yeah. I bet you regret f*cking someone that's powerful" *I sh*t you not. He actually said that out loud.

 

I"m sitting there like -_______________________________________-

 

I respond, "Who? You? You had to call 'your cousin'. You aren't powerful, your [quotation fingers]cousin[quotation fingers] is. You're no one." He doesn't say another word for the rest of the session.

Edited August 13, 2017 by We Are Ninja

[Khaisz]

aaaaaaaaaahhh

I feel so powerful right now.

The adrenaline is pumping through my body.

I just got into my first gfred that Broughy1322 streams at the end of his streams.

and look where I ended up

7th place, Top 10 out of I think 27?

I might not have beaten Oleg or Broughy, But damn I did goooooood.

Started out with a free Habanero everyone avoided, Changed it to a Bravado Gauntlet just before entring the city and then on the way out switched it for a Voltic I kept until the goal.

oooohhh.

Yeah, in the end I know it's all about luck and what cars you get and how much you crash and if you explode into a fireball or not down chilliad, But still.

[rebeldevil]

I may have, uh, borrowed someone's Oppressor a few nights ago. I have no idea who it belonged to, but whoever it was left it available. Normally I don't take off with other players' vehicles, but the temptation was too great to resist.

 

It's a very tricky thing to handle. I had a hard time getting used to the rocket, and the gliding. I hit a lot of stuff. Like, a LOT of stuff. Got thrown off the bike more than once and died a couple times because of it. But MAN that thing is fun. I gotta have one now.

 

Oh and for those curious, I didn't blow it up, and I put it back where I found it. It was spewing black smoke, though...so, uh... if it was yours... sorry.

[Norman_Greige]

I got into a fight with a duo after they pursued and did an expert job of foiling everything they thought they were clever in trying. It got so I was running straight at them and anticipating rocket fire, dodging and riddling. I eventually ran them off but, naturally, I became the target of the police and my wanted level was at its customary 3 stars.

 

I ran into a previously unexplored apartment complex and in an effort to find a way to sneak out somehow found myself in the covered corner of a small-ish courtyard with only one way in for cops, and no angle to be shot at from above. I had longed wanted a standoff that would result in 5 stars and a stretch of rejuvenating health that would allow me to stay alive and killing all comers as long as my ammo held out, essentially "beating" the po-po. As it happens, I got one. I emptied innumerable clips of ordinance and used stickies to buy extra time. The courtyard was a bloody hell as my dinner grew colder and my ammo decreased. Still, everything was on my terms.

It helped that I carry far more weaponry than I need, and always keep all ammo topped off. But as I got to the point that I felt I'd done what I set out to do, I used the only remaining stickie to take myself out.

 

At that point dinner was served, and I felt that sick and disturbing level of satisfaction that only GTA can, on occasion, provide.

[Khaisz]

3 days ago I came back to GTA and while it was a fun return, I ran into 1 modder and 1 guy who was doing the DanceDanceSuicide way of fighting, which seems to be the standard today (He kept claiming it was to remove cops though, but he did kill himself twice I think without firing the gun at all because bad spawn place and once after Techno got first hit on him but the hit didn't kill), I made a small post about it.

 

 

Was fun playing gta again, I ran into Technosis as my first friend since I logged in again after 2 months.

Although that was quickly "Ruined"( if I would call it that, I would call it more amusing the anything else) when we run into first a guy who was a (a pro gamer with 3.03 in K/D and playstyle only could be described as Dance Dance Suicidultion, this was after he crashed his plane he was using to diveruns on people over and over, obviously he is just a good person at CoD in GTA though, he does do friendly 1v1 with people on youtube as he explained, so I asked him for his youtube so I could learn to be better, but I never got it.

I did kill him once out of the like 25 he killed me, So I'll call it a victory against his dance moves.

Then I took Techno for a drive to desert where a "Modder" was apperently called out to see if it was true.

and true it was, I sniped him clean in the head a few time and hit him with 2 rockets but he just shrugged and kept shooting, then he teleported away and started a biker mission and teleported away with his garbage trucks.

Was a fun day.

I did record some of the first thing after I went into passive and all of the "Modder" stuff, but I have no movie software yet on this computer, so I'm gonna have to quote myself later when I finally get it uploaded and can share it.

and during the whole day I learnt 1 thing.

The Tampa is a good car.

 

as I mentioned I also had video on it, You may choose to ignore me being an ass or not, it's up to you.

I also mentioned he said he had a YT, I found it and there was 0 clips on it.

 

[MaddenedGhost]

I was in a shootout against some tryhards few hours ago and suck ass sent me a message saying 'Lzzz' after I backed off since he was abusing passive and explosive rounds, sent him "uiuiuiuiuiuiui" like some people here suggested in another thread, he was like "why you mad?" .. I'm pretty sure "Uiuiuiuiuiui" confused the crap out of him lol.

 

 

PS: reading these stories over here got me wondering on how many times I could've been in one of y'all's sessions, too many similarities lol.

Edited August 14, 2017 by Maddened_Ghost

[Khaisz]

I was in a shootout against some tryhards few hours ago and suck ass sent me a message saying 'Lzzz' after I backed off since he was abusing passive and explosive rounds, sent him "uiuiuiuiuiuiui" like some people here suggested in another thread, he was like "why you mad?" .. I'm pretty sure "Uiuiuiuiuiui" confused the crap out of him lol.

 

 

PS: reading these stories over here got me wondering on how many times I could've been in one of y'all's sessions, too many similarities lol.

ui ui ui

is the best respons to anything.

Edited August 14, 2017 by Khaisz