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[No Use For A Name]

I made a new friend last week. Went to get my Hydra and he was there just chilling. I named him Bernie.

 

We went on some fun adventures

 

 

We picked up some chicks. Bernie didn't talk much, but he was a GREAT wingman. I showed him some of LS' beautiful scenery

 

We did some hiking in the wilderness

 

Unfortunately, after returning from my bunker, Bernie was gone. I'm not sure where he ran off to, but I haven't seen him since.

 

Really fun weekend, though

[MaddenedGhost]

I made a new friend last week. Went to get my Hydra and he was there just chilling. I named him Bernie.

 

We went on some fun adventures

 

 

We picked up some chicks. Bernie didn't talk much, but he was a GREAT wingman. I showed him some of LS' beautiful scenery

 

We did some hiking in the wilderness

 

Unfortunately, after returning from my bunker, Bernie was gone. I'm not sure where he ran off to, but I haven't seen him since.

 

Really fun weekend, though

What a sad story, poor Bernie

[rebeldevil]

Had to deal with some twit last night who wouldn't leave my friends and I alone. Some clown rolls up to our MOC and my weaponized Tampa and thinks it's a good idea to start trouble with us. He shot at my friend. I shot him. (Normally I'm a peaceful player. But don't F*** with my friends). Took him out, and the twit decides to come back for more. Over and over and over again this knucklehead keeps trying to kill us and over and over again he gets pumped full of lead. Or blown away. Or I think we ran him over at least once. The only reason he started getting even was we got bored killing him repeatedly. Moral of the story... If you're going to take on players with that kind of hardware, show up to the fight with more than just an assault rifle and a stolen Issi.

Edited July 20, 2017 by rebeldevil

[PaeganLoveSong]

Jump in this morning and see a low level CEO doing Asset Recovery. I'm bored and in a grumpy mood so I blow up the car (sorry dude, happened to all of us). Not long after and now he's doing Haulage, passing by where I'm flying by, so I fly closer. Missile lock confirmed on me and I jump out and snipe him a couple times and take the truck down closer to the drop off. Then I realize I'm being a miserable prxck and get out as he's stuck a ways out, messaging him "all yours, stay frosty," and then I take off.

[No Homing]

I just stole a Karin Asterope from a Jewish NPC and got a bounty of $9000. I'm not sure if that means something.

[delorianlazarus]

I just stole a Karin Asterope from a Jewish NPC and got a bounty of $9000. I'm not sure if that means something.

Bar-Mitzvah DLC confirmed

 

 

Today,I began driving around, aimlessly and with nothing in mind but screw around while my lab boys were working in my researches.

Then, I launched some Contact missions just to break the boredom that was gaining me... And after finishing the mission were you need to kill 4 drug leaders across the map, a level 7 player joined me...

I went for the next mission (killing the judge in the vineyard), flying my Valkyrie while he was using the gun, and he followed my lead to the T and was extremely competent.

 

I cheered him for his competence and encouraged him to play a lot and to hold it despite the bullying that can happen in free roam.

 

 

It feels good to meet new players, decent at this game, and not of the whiny-greedy-call of duty kind.

[hugh750]

today i drove my moc from paleto bay to los santos (to my ceo office (the cheapest one)), i was driving down the los santos freeway, a couple of players started chasing after me (they made me nervous, i feared they would try to blow me up), as soon as i made it to my office they started shooting at me but it didn't penetrate my moc's maxed out armor but i got out and i shot them both with my minigun and destroyed the car they drove.

i went into my office i sent mercs after one of them and also put a bounty on the same player and tried to watch them on my office's tv.

when i left my office to collect a high end car for my vehicle warehouse i found my moc being camped by a couple other players and they killed me.

[rebeldevil]

I was in my MOC last night, trucking it from my bunker in Raton Canyon down to my office (Maze Bank West). Why? I didn't have a personal vehicle up that way at the moment and I was too lazy to call for one, so I just took the truck. Couple things I found out.

A: Those windy roads that go through the Vinewood hills are a BITCH in that monster.

 

2: Running over a Sanchez will cause a rather impressive explosion, and launch the truck probably a good 4-5 feet into the air, but as mine was fully armored I just kept right on going unperturbed.

 

D: With a turbo tune the truck (Phantom) will do just over 90 MPH on a flat stretch of road. Nothing this heavy should be that fast.

 

VII: It's a really wide trailer, so you're gonna hit a lot of stuff. You probably won't even notice most of the impacts. In fact I'm pretty sure I dragged a car stuck under the trailer for a solid half a mile. (I have downed so many light poles the Los Santos Dept. of Public Works is eventually going to put a bounty on my head)

 

I've also noticed a peculiar phenomenon when I drive that thing. Other players tend to get one look at it and run, screaming, as far away from it as they can get as quickly as possible. Twice now I've driven that thing in a moderately populated session and both times I've seen player dots part like the Red Sea. My friend has seen the same thing happen to him, so it's not just me. I don't even have the rear turrets yet.

 

I don't care what anyone else thinks. I love that friggin' truck.

[benjaminstrike]

I was doing the Fleeca heist, and gave a level 20 the biggest cut since I don't need money. After 10 minutes or so we finish the job, and we spawn in Freemode. As I open my phone to bank my cash he shoots me in the back. I called my Kuruma and killed him like 50 times in return. He didn't know how to kill me in the Kuruma lol

[hugh750]

I was in my MOC last night, trucking it from my bunker in Raton Canyon down to my office (Maze Bank West). Why? I didn't have a personal vehicle up that way at the moment and I was too lazy to call for one, so I just took the truck. Couple things I found out.

A: Those windy roads that go through the Vinewood hills are a BITCH in that monster.

 

2: Running over a Sanchez will cause a rather impressive explosion, and launch the truck probably a good 4-5 feet into the air, but as mine was fully armored I just kept right on going unperturbed.

 

D: With a turbo tune the truck (Phantom) will do just over 90 MPH on a flat stretch of road. Nothing this heavy should be that fast.

 

VII: It's a really wide trailer, so you're gonna hit a lot of stuff. You probably won't even notice most of the impacts. In fact I'm pretty sure I dragged a car stuck under the trailer for a solid half a mile. (I have downed so many light poles the Los Santos Dept. of Public Works is eventually going to put a bounty on my head)

 

I've also noticed a peculiar phenomenon when I drive that thing. Other players tend to get one look at it and run, screaming, as far away from it as they can get as quickly as possible. Twice now I've driven that thing in a moderately populated session and both times I've seen player dots part like the Red Sea. My friend has seen the same thing happen to him, so it's not just me. I don't even have the rear turrets yet.

 

I don't care what anyone else thinks. I love that friggin' truck.

i love my moc as well and it's pretty much fully upgraded all it needs is a turbo but it can be a pain to make u turns in though.

[G U M M I]

I remember it like it was yesterday, one undisturbed, tranquil afternoon, I decided to drive to my nearest Ponsonbys, and put together a decent suit. So five minutes prior, I hosted a survival, and quit because no one would join, 9/10 because they suck.

 

So after I come out of the store, all I hear for about four seconds is a silencer and the drumming of a machine gun. Now that sound, is a sound I hoped I would never hear ever again. A level 15 spawned in my game, and waited for me to come out to kill me, the weakest, pussiest, and saddest way to get a kill. I could have pulled out my gun and killed him easily in that time, because my health bar was tremendous but eh, let sleeping dogs lie. So when it repawned, he ran away. I politely spawned my buzzard, and shot a missile right up his muffler. Then I went back to Eclipse towers, poured myself a drink, and went to bed.

[Goingcrowd9]

So

Many

Kills

With

MOC cab

 

What the hell is wrong with the average player ? Do they even know what 'guns' are ? Why do they INSIST on using stickies and rpg's ?

There is a giant windscreen in the front you fools !

Rammed a player on a car head-on, car flipped and went crazy then killed him. Then players chased me with stickies hanging out their cars so I just hit them.

Someone even asked if I was a modder.

 

I own the custom Phantom on my main char, and the Hauler on my second (wich only has 3 cars, a free 10-car apartment (!?) And a bunker + MOC lol).

 

I really like the ramming power of the Phantom, but the Hauler can powerslide ! No need to brake .

One of my best purchases ever.

 

Also, just ram npc/player's or police cars till they go BOOM.

Edited July 21, 2017 by Goingcrowd9

[Nino El]

http://xboxclips.com/El+Nino+19f/b92a241f-b156-4f46-9eea-70bf27cc8b53

 

Had a few funny deaths crossing this road

[BoxiestSumo]

Had some funny moments recently

Hosted the mission "It takes a thief" with two other low ranks like me.

I went to intercept the Jackal, the others to get the Coquette. So I get the Jackal and deliver it to the car dealership. The other two are still hunting for the Coquette. One guy (level 8) dies and leaves. I decide to help the other (level 22).

 

I steal a Fusilade and I chase the team mate and the yellow coquette which is ridiculously damaged. The chase gets us out the city and then back again. We get two stars of wanted level. The Coquette is nothing but a squished box on wheels that still manages to escape us without getting stopped. We chase it through Downtown Vinewood.

 

Eventually I manage to push it against a police car, effectively blocking it. My colleague arrives in his Surano. He gets out and in a fit of rage he shoots the cop and then the driver of the Coquette. Funny enough the overly damaged yellow piece of metal explodes leaving my teammate overly annoyed. I have a good laugh.

 

We restarted the mission and managed to get the cars without many problems. At the end the teammate disliked it lol.

Edited July 24, 2017 by BoxiestSumo

[Rumble Bunneh]

I was ambushed by a pair of off-radar gunslingers while helping a CEO hitch a trailer to a semi in downtown LS yesterday. Without going into the gory details, it was an ugly, one-side slaughter. I abandoned my CEO and went passive after getting repeatedly smacked down by a combination of explosive rounds and machine gun fire. Maybe I would have stuck it out had I found an opportunity to arm myself and retaliate ... but probably not. It just wasn't happening. So I shrugged off the massacre, slapped on a few Hello Kitty bandages and proceeded to flee the ensuing carnage on my pfister pink Dinka Double-T. Five minutes later, I was making sandcastles and photographing starfish in Paleto Bay.

 

Whilst I frolicked carefree and far removed from the insanity unfolding on the other side of the island, the activity feed in the bottom left corner of my screen unraveled a seemingly endless yarn of malevolence and mayhem. My estranged attackers had moved on to other victims and were having a lovely time tearing those poor souls several new ones. I briefly scanned the map and found the trigger happy couple holed up at the docks near Vespucci Beach. They were surrounded by associates and prospects from various crews. Everybody was laying waste to everyone else, but these two were leaving the longest, bloodiest trail of bodies in their wake. It was pretty darn impressive.

 

As night began to fall over Los Santos, I decided to hop on my bike and ride back to my office in the Maze Bank tower. For a fleeting moment, I wondered whether It'd be worth the thrill of doing some CEO work while virtually everyone was trying to win the penis measuring contest happening down by the docks. I opted to chillax a little longer and observe the slug-fest from the safety of the helipad above my office. For science.

 

The fighting eventually petered out. Those two peeps who had wrought so much havoc on the lobby were the unquestioned, unchallenged king and queen of the hill. The other players whose egos they had so soundly bruised either dispersed or left. I watched from atop the Maze Bank tower as the pair lingered by the docks a little while longer; perhaps they were hoping for another wave of fools to challenge them. Alas, all remained quiet.

 

Just as I was about to leave the lobby and call it a day, the shooters extraordinaire made a crucial mistake. They got in a car and drove to the Ammunation store west of my office building. That's when I started having ... bad thoughts.

 

I dropped down off the helipad to get closer to my target: their car, which was parked just within sniping range. These peeps were too far away to see with my scope, but their obnoxious little sports car filled my sights perfectly. The duo had already entered the Ammunation by the time I lined up my shot, so I waited patiently for them to come back out. Fortunately I didn't have to wait too long. I fired an explosive round the instant I saw both car doors open. And then another. I was so focused on taking shots that I was genuinely surprised when their expensive looking ride erupted in a ball of fire.

 

I snort-laughed at the report of my kills and then quickly skedaddled back inside my office like a true bad ass.

 

It was the perfect end to my Sunday morning play session.

Edited July 24, 2017 by Rumble Bunneh

[Arrows to Athens]

Just joined a session only to see this (look at the map).

 

 

Edited July 24, 2017 by Arrows to Athens

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Just killed someone who did not have an explosive sniper rifle

 

As for excuses, he started fighting me so i honestly don't feel bad at all, except for not using the jet when he tried to get away from me )

[TankGirl]

I was playing with my friend, just goofing around nothing serious and all the sudden three CEO members in an insurgent came by shooting. I managed to roll (my friend was in a store at this point) and shoot two of them out of it, the driver drove away. So of course they get all mad that they were killed while starting sh*t so they came after us and golly gee wiz they were terrible. My friend and I fought them on the beach for a half hour, sometimes one of us would kill all three in a row within seconds without the help of the other.My other friend joined the session and it was just game over for them. After another half hour they retreated. They were no newbies either, each was over rank 100 and I in no way consider myself the lord of gaming so yeah they were just awful. If one is going to pick a fight one should make sure they know how to fight first.

Edited July 25, 2017 by TankGirl

[Handsome Jack]

So I murdered 3 people and was taking their bodies to the mountains and as I was driving and there was this cop car that was coming up, I got nervous as hell. They were looking for a vehicle the one I was driving because i'm sure someone saw me abduct the third person. Anyways, I drove to a position where the cop passed by me and my God did I ever breathe a sigh of relief. Could you imagine getting caught with three dead bodies? That'd be a f*cking crazy.

[tommyguns]

Some of the most fun & satisfaction I get from this game seems to be when things go wrong.

 

A couple of nights ago I'm sourcing a car offshore, from north of zancudo airbase. My controller disconnected for some reason & I was slow off the mark when the buzzards came after me. My Jetsam was smoking heavily & I was worried that I was gonna lose the car, then I had a brainwave. I just made it past zancudo & went into a steep dive, pulled up at the last moment as I swooped under the bridge, dropping the car & landing hard just beyond the bridge.

 

I ran back under the bridge as the buzzards opened fire & used the supports as cover. Playing cat & mouse with e heli's firing off a few shots before ducking back out of sight. I fought my way through 6 buzzards in all, then had to deal with the fact my car landed on it's roof, I called Johnny, got my insurgent & gently flipped the sources car the right way up. I jumped in drove it up the hill & jumped it down onto the freeway before driving back to LA Puerta & delivering it with a little over $2500 in damages.

 

Last night I had another sourcing mess up. It was the stunt jump near zancudo. I had my Jetsam with me but the 3 police choppers had it smoking before the pursuers even arrived, so I needed to drive thus one back. I got lester to call the cops off, but I had no sooner done that & reached the road, when a cop car bumped me & I had a new wanted level just as the volito & armored cars showed up.

 

On instinct I went for the nearby gas station & parked the car under the canopy that sheltered the pumps. Jumping out I popped the first two goons in an armored car in the head with my heavy revolver. Now the police arrive & I've soon got a 5* level as I alternate between blasting at the volito, blasting at the police & rolling back under the canopy to down snacks. I step it up & bring out the minigun, buying me a few seconds breathing space by destroying the swarm of cop cars around me & the enemy heli. I used that time to call in my DoD & just in time, I was down to 2 egochasers and a dozen p&Q's. Now I had decent protection from the bullets flying everywhere I charged up and down the road, sending cop cars flying while I gunned down the last enemy goons. As I downed the last chopper I called Lester & got the cops called off again.

 

After all that I managed to deliver the car with around 4k in damage.

 

With the chaos of those deliveries It was satisfying and pretty fun to fight through & get the cars back to my warehouse with relatively low damage costs

Edited July 25, 2017 by tommyguns

[BoxiestSumo]

Found a Felon GT. Was driving it from Burton to my Alta St. Apt. to store it and sell it later, as I thought: I hope nobody will ruin my delivery in such a short distance. Imagine what happened?

As I thought this, a griefer's T20 passed by at full speed but luckily it didn't care about me.

Traveling through Downtown, a Buzzard appeared and started firing rockets at me. First he missed, then I found hiding under the overpass near Maze Bank. The chopper flew away.

With two blocks of distance from my garage, and no imminent threat nearby I thought the danger was over. Nope.

A fluorescent green Phoenix appeared from nowhere hitting my car at full speed. I ended in the middle of an intersection. In the same moment an Armoured Kuruma arrived. Probably the friend of the guy in the Phoenix. I turned around trying to make an escape but it was too late. The Buzzard had returned.

Needless to say, I lost the Felon GT and I got a bit angry.

[gizmonomono]

So I murdered 3 people and was taking their bodies to the mountains and as I was driving and there was this cop car that was coming up, I got nervous as hell. They were looking for a vehicle the one I was driving because i'm sure someone saw me abduct the third person. Anyways, I drove to a position where the cop passed by me and my God did I ever breathe a sigh of relief. Could you imagine getting caught with three dead bodies? That'd be a f*cking crazy.

Can I have some of what you're smoking?

[zombieslayer777]

i dont normally use stickys but today i ruined two peoples vehicles today i usually ruin peoples cars in a jet or my tank. stickys spammers annoy me anyway

[hugh750]

So I murdered 3 people and was taking their bodies to the mountains and as I was driving and there was this cop car that was coming up, I got nervous as hell. They were looking for a vehicle the one I was driving because i'm sure someone saw me abduct the third person. Anyways, I drove to a position where the cop passed by me and my God did I ever breathe a sigh of relief. Could you imagine getting caught with three dead bodies? That'd be a f*cking crazy.

could you tell us the story on what led you to murder those three people??

Edited July 27, 2017 by hugh750

[Handsome Jack]

 

So I murdered 3 people and was taking their bodies to the mountains and as I was driving and there was this cop car that was coming up, I got nervous as hell. They were looking for a vehicle the one I was driving because i'm sure someone saw me abduct the third person. Anyways, I drove to a position where the cop passed by me and my God did I ever breathe a sigh of relief. Could you imagine getting caught with three dead bodies? That'd be a f*cking crazy.

could you tell us the story on what led you to murder those three people??

 

I just wanted to kill them.

[IceDree]

I reached Rank 666 today & as you would expect with such a number:

 

[rebeldevil]

I just hit rank 120. So I did the obvious--hauled ass to Ammu-Nation and bought me a minigun. And loaded up on ammo. Decided to take it out for a spin (pun intended) and cause a little trouble. Just as I started taking out cops somsone else started Headhunter. Which meant I was left with naught but civilian traffic to destroy. I'll take it.

 

Not long after that I unlocked proximity mines for my weaponized vehicles. So I grabbed my MOC, equipped my Tampa and then almost immedately blew myself up with them. I would really have liked these to be "smart" mines that won't go off if it's you that hits them.

 

It was at that point I left the session since it was a session full of GTAF and I didn't want to accidentally blow anybody up by a forgotten mine.

 

It occurs to me that I am the perfect mix of equipped and inept to be really dangerous to myself, and anyone unfortunate enough to get too close.

Edited July 27, 2017 by rebeldevil

[Kushology]

I reached Rank 666 today & as you would expect with such a number

That's okay, the day I hit 666, I had a Crew vs. Crew later that day. I was all dressed up in black, red sneakers and a Lucifer mask.

 

By the end, I was rank 667. I was mildly disappointed I couldn't enjoy the rank in freeroam. I'm currently 710 right now, aiming for 750 for gold globe.

[IceDree]

 

 

 

I reached Rank 666 today & as you would expect with such a number

That's okay, the day I hit 666, I had a Crew vs. Crew later that day. I was all dressed up in black, red sneakers and a Lucifer mask.

 

By the end, I was rank 667...

 

Nice.

 

I've grinded my ass off to get away from it & I reached 668 before I called it a night.

 

I got my share of session\job kicks (already lost my 5% discount lol) & with my Cheetah classic flagged (came with the same plate as my cognoscenti 55), I decided not to take any chances & push my luck ... A session split was a god sent tonight lol.

[trevorjc2511]

Was in a friends MOC when he tried to jump it into Fort Zancudo he got over then fence but got it stuck in the outer trench, anyway after killing soldiers for a while we decided to get out and see if we could grab a jet. I jumped into an army jeep and received a bounty for my trouble, never had a bounty from the army before.