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[Lupo-Akane]

Got my first MK 2 heavy sniper with explosive rounds kill, stupid jet troll lol. Was awesome...I need more lol.

[nmk111]

been busting my ass after going broke because gunrunning

nothing but coke / bunker and vehicle sales in peaceful crew sessions

after 11mil in the bank decide to take a break

buy the cheetah classic customize it and drive it to the beach

decide to do a matching outfit so i call my moc and start choosing clothes inside

hear explosions, some random is outside trying to blow me up

jump on the turrets and kill him 8 times

he brings a tank and finally destroys my moc

he then asks to see the inside of the moc, so i call a new one

he jumps on the turrets, i drive and we go on a rampage around town

get sepparated at some point, i call my opressor and go on another rampage

4 IRL hours of freemode wars later i finally finish that outfit in my office

 

Edited July 13, 2017 by nmk111

[Lupo-Akane]

Was a good day, got to drive my cheetah classic around without passive on, for awhile anyway. Then tryhards in jets show up...only thing I could do was get my MK II heavy and use the allys for cover, got my 2nd jet kill with explosive rounds...

[TankGirl]

I was minding my own business riding around the desert in a dune buggy and decided to stop at the gun shop. On my way out I notice a white dot but I leave them alone get in my buggy and drive away, they blow my car up. I kill them several times and they leave the session. They send me a message "I'm going back to free aim noob". I reply they must be real sh*t in free aim since they can't even fight in auto aim. They say to me to come join them, that they have been playing GTA for years and they have so much skill. I wasn't in mood and said no at first so they said it was because I was afraid of free aim, little did they know I play free aim also.

 

So I accept the game invite and it's not even full on free aim, it's assisted free aim. I kill him three more times and he runs away from me and then leaves the session. I never hear from him again lol.

[Aggregate Demand]

I returned to my yacht to see this waiting for me:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I yelled out over the mic "Who the f*ck put a sail boat and a dump truck on my yacht?!".

 

I heard fits of laughter coming from three individuals who had migrated North. About 15 other players thought they'd come and check it out to much amusement.

 

Cheeky bastards!

[Xer0_]

Got a fun one to share:

A couple of days ago I randomly popped into a session and was just minding my own business trying to pull off some Oppressor tricks when I saw a cluster of players on the map. I also saw that the same players were chatting and I joined in asking what was going on. They said that they were having a Musket fight and I thought that would be pretty fun so I flew over there and joined in. After about 30 minutes of battling about 6 people in a free for all with nothing but muskets, marksman pistols, hatchets and double barrel shotties we decided to call a ceasefire. Then I told the (you could say ringleader) of the group that I was gonna get my MOC and we all decided to drive around and cause general mayhem (aka take over the city). So drove around for a few minutes, gaining a 5 star wanted level and ploughing through all those poor LSPD sods. Then me and the ringleader had a great idea to attach the AA trailer to an APC and we basically killed everything in our way with that combo.

 

Things got a bit more interesting when a couple of level 200-400s in an MC decided to "assert their dominance over the entire session" and we kindly responded that we owned LS. They called BS on that so we engaged in a fight with them. Of course they were obnoxious and arrogant as hell since they were higher level than us but me and another guy teamed up with Oppressors and we smited them from the sky (and we sprayed them down a couple of times on foot too). They raged at us and called us pussies for using oppressors even though we killed them plenty of times on the ground as well later. Eventually they left after we continually kept killing them. Ended up friending all of the people who were with me initially and I had great fun with them the last few days just causing general chaos around the city.

[OscarZetaAcosta]

No need to tell a story this guy got so mad he made the story a video and posted it himself

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmCeT1sYJGk

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

More like role playing. I'm still fresh to playing GTA:O, like actually playing for longer than 15-30 minutes since December. Been three days and it feels like TDU GTA edition. I sold a bunch of useless crap, completely redid my character and now have everything I want while sitting on 2.8 million. I don't want anything else coming, hopefully another DLC releases in October or December with something I want and I'll be able to afford it with no problem for sure, whatever it is.

 

But anyway I just had a nice cruise in my Rosso Scuderia Bestia. Felt like TDU. Revisiting everything driving at a slow pace (doing what people are still puzzled by which is stopping at stoplights and driving around the speed limit for the most part). And pretending to house hunt. I gotta say it's pretty cool to roam around in a flashy Ferrari looking at prime real estate even virtually. If only you could actually buy some of these houses. It's nice to have a house in the hills which I do but it's a static cut n paste I rarely visit. Driving around looking at the sights you realize just how diverse all of the buildings are. But it was nice to enjoy the car too. In cliche red I feel like I was just another wealthy NPC aimlessly cruising around the richer parts of town and it was pretty lax. I also felt more immersed into the moment cruising without the map. I don't know what it is but removing that little map in the bottom left corner seems to do a looooot. In passive mode it's also interesting to randomly run into some player doing their shenanigans. Often people stop and look like "lol who is that driving like an NPC" and try to hop in (doors are locked haha) but most times I just see people fighting or getting chased by the cops. Just move on with my cruise house hunting and touring around in my car. My PS4 wound up recording 14 minutes of it without me even knowing but I'm glad it did.

 

I hope this novelty don't ware off. Glad I'm enjoying the game again but I feel it'll be short lived.

[Virtual-Antics]

I was standing on the roof of my CEO office in Del Perro. My character was dressed like a badass. Because there's nothing better than looking good when you're ruining another player's day. I'd been sniping randoms on the street and blowing them up with grenades and rockets. I also collected three bounties just for the hell of it.

 

Anyway... One guy came outta nowhere on an Oppressor bike. Let's just say that I was well prepared with the proximity mines when he landed.

Edited July 16, 2017 by Virtual-Antics

[zombieslayer777]

i was flying a jet this guy had a tank and was trying his best to blast me out of the sky though i was out of his firing range i blow him up he texts me an insult he leaves me alone while he spawns another rhino tank but two other fighter jets show up i get into the dogfight and blow them both up i dont see them for a while until im trying to take on the guy with the rhino again im about to kill the guy with the rhino but the two jets show up again i shift my attention to the bigger threat which of course are the jets i school them again and finish off the guy in the rhino tank i felt awesome for taking out two jets and a tank twice its not everyday in gta online that i take out two jets at once let alone twice.

Edited July 15, 2017 by zombieslayer777

[Goingcrowd9]

-snip- ...Because there's nothing better than looking good when you're ruining another player's day. ... -snip-

Ruining the day of a player who's ruining someones day is...

(A.k.a grief the griefer)

 

Or taking out try-hards !

 

I start haulage in my custom Phantom, almost deliver the trailer when a dude starts to chase me... well good luck with taking me down. Instead of using explosives or guns, he decides to ram me ? Then he drives of and stops somewhere, so I just deliver the trailer at merryweather place thingy and return and see where he is up to.

I see a sultan RS parked near the water... suddenly he pops up behind it and opens fire... OK just ram him head on:

I push car to player >

Car pushes player into water >

A little too hard so player dies.

 

Wait for him to respawn, drive a bit slow to him to see if he is still hostile... guy starts spamming grenades and RPG's... OK kill him again lol (he also missed a lot). After some more kills, he text me:

'ur gooood hinding in lorry'

LOL ! Maybe don't be hostile and just use guns ! he finally used a gun to kill me and went passive... whatever.

A CEO now starts executive search, so I decide to give it a try. He is wall breaching... park nearby in my phantom and wait... explosive bullets and a couple of RPG's hit me so I drive off, then some other CEO on a building shoots one more RPG wich takes me down.

 

I respawn, he kills me again so I got in a buzzard and killed him... then Air checkpoints challenge came up, I collected a few while I call pegasus for my Besra. Get in Besra, win the challenge since there was only one other dude in a plane.

 

I see a CEO collecting a car and take a look and fly around them... close to their warehouse this CEO who killed me before is now in a buzzard sending missiles to me so I crash into him. He got an associate by now who going straight for the helipad and then I see a jet-icon... oh boy ! He somehow crashes before he got to me so I call in my Hydra, destroy his new ordered one before he gets in and fly around as I did not intend to kill him with my Hydra... now the CEO gets in a Hydra and kills me.

 

I respawn and ofcourse, he is coming back for me... my last hope is my CEO Buzzard. Get in dodge hime, send missiles, try to gun him with the miniguns, send missiles again, after a while he is finally smoking and I am still surprised he hasn't killed me jet. Now associate also gets in jet... somehow I can also dodge him and finally kill Hydra 1. Now I focus on Hydra 2 as CEO now also gets in Buzzard...

Kill buzzard and after a lot of air dancing I down Hydra 2 as well.

I fly away, lower alltitude and come back again and blow them up.

 

Then a HL catches me and we resume our fight on the ground. Then some dude joins us and chooses their side...

We fight for at least 1 irl hour...

Them 3 vs me 1 I'm barely able to get more kills then them together on me. We are now at the docks, jumping containers, sniping and killing each other. Eventually some leave and I join a LTS.

[Virtual-Antics]

 

-snip- ...Because there's nothing better than looking good when you're ruining another player's day. ... -snip-

Ruining the day of a player who's ruining someones day is...

(A.k.a grief the griefer)

 

Or taking out try-hards !

 

I was protecting randoms from griefers too. There was one guy spending a lot of time in Ammunation Someone went in and tried to kill him. At least three or four people pulled up outside to join in.

 

In another session, there was another guy griefing players with a mini gun too. Maybe he was in god mode. I couldn't kill him no matter what I threw at him.

[Goingcrowd9]

 

I was protecting randoms from griefers too. There was one guy spending a lot of time in Ammunation Someone went in and tried to kill him. At least three or four people pulled up outside to join in.

 

In another session, there was another guy griefing players with a mini gun too. Maybe he was in god mode. I couldn't kill him no matter what I threw at him.

I only met a player with god mode once...

*snipe snipe snipe snipe snipe* but wouldn't lose even a bit of health, yet he could down me with ease.

 

Griefing griefers isn't always a good idea, as some play REALLY dirty... but sooometimes I am able to stop them.

I was really surprised I could down the Hydra's, as usually my buzzard just got ripped apart within seconds .

[Lupo-Akane]

Out and about in my cheetah classic, taking in the morning sights. Started thinking about a pair of earrings and a shirt, go to the cloths store out by Vespucci Canals...when I come out there's some flipping hobo tryhard trying to get in my cheetah...

I ended my day with the sound and smoke of a double berraled shotgun pointed at that tryhards filthy back...as I pull out of the parking lot, the rain song comes on.

[BlackMilk]

Heh. Good times.

 

Playing with a friend in a low-pop session. We get him some supplies twice in a row and nobody bothers us. The players driving past are friendly. He's got nothing to sell yet so offers to help me out. We start a long range sale from a bunker that's full on stock (all bought supplies but still decent profit considering it took no effort) to LS. Three marshalls. Meh. Freak out a little because they're annoying to get to the objective points and there's one more marshall than there are players. But we make it with two minutes to spare.

 

Then comes the fun part. Since I have product ready in everything but my document forgery business (shut it down the same day the bikers update came out) I start a meth sale mission. We get three postal vans. That sucks, but I can't be bothered to restart the game so we try anyway. We clear the first ten drop-off points with two vans without any problems whatsoever. Race back to the third one and my buddy gets in with me right behind him. Asks if I can get into my Insurgent (off the Oppressor which helped me get back quickly) to give him a push here and there. Forget for a second that the game rudely deleted my Insurgent and get my Guardian instead. We get three drops done and we're driving through LS to get to (the area of) Del Perro.

 

One player has spawned into the game before we get there, a CEO in his apartment. By the time we arrive he's outside in a car, taking a gander at that postal van turning right up the hill and the santa claus themed truck behind it. Rather than lining up as a vulnerable little convoy I slow down and cross the intersection instead of following my friend, just to look at this guy and hopefully distract him.

But I immediately have to execute plan B (I didn't have a plan B ready) as he hits the accelerator and goes after my friend in the postal van. Being way too slow on the turn and chase, I end up in an alley with the both of them barely seconds later, only to find this little jerk shooting at my friend. He may have hit the van but he didn't kill my teammate. The Guardian seems somewhat inconvenient when it comes to shooting at an angle but I manage to position behind the guy and shoot him through the rear window of his sports car.

 

Despite being pretty fast, my friend is still working the delivery - and by delivery I'm including the time spent running back to the van, starting it up and driving away. I get out of my Guardian as I don't want to be vulnerable and take up position near (but not too near because of possible usage of explosives by the enemy) the postal van. While my buddy accelerates and moves away, the other guy respawns on another street and attempts to run over. I've grabbed my heavy sniper but I'm failing to locate him because of the heavy traffic. When I finally do spot him he's not that far anymore. I'm not a great sniper so I'm thinking, this could turn ugly. But as luck would have it, a car happens to be driving right past him at the exact right moment. And my sniper is loaded with boom-boom bullets.

He goes down.

 

Shortly after (I forgot exactly what I did and how long it took, but still..) I'm killed by an unknown assailant. Pretty sure it was someone in a Buzzard, different solo player. I respawn and run through a long alley with the first guy still chasing me. Turns out my friend has already killed this new attacker and is headed down towards the highway for the final drop off point. I spawn my Oppressor on the street as soon as I exit the alley and leave the first guy behind. The second attacker has respawned and goes off radar. I fly after my driver and try to turn around over the mountains to see if someone is chasing us. Too late I see a missile lock-on occurring and I try to fire, but the car it locked on to has already driven under me. Try to turn around in the air but end up clumsily killing myself. I respawn to the message of my associate having successfully completed the sale. He dies once. He respawns on my side of the road and as soon as the guy reappears, he kills him. I cross the road to see if we can team up but the player leaves the session.

 

The fun doesn't end there yet, though. The other player is still in town and has entered a clothing store so I smell an opportunity for a cheap and easy kill. Buddy heads over and arrives before I do (while I'm depositing my cash) and is watching him from the outside, a car blocking the entrance. He seems unconvinced that our prey can be gotten to (maybe experienced a bug or some visual glitch) because I'm able to pull out a gun and shoot the guy through the window. Three to zero for me. LJT lets me know there's a raid and that distracts me. Leave town, take care of the police while my buddy kills the guy again. He comes over when I'm finishing up after retrieving the van and goes offline.

 

Now the silliest thing happens. This guy who has now died a total of five times to myself and my friend, I spot him on the map retrieving an I/E car from near the lighthouse. For a few seconds he doesn't seem to move much, so I'm assuming he raced there and has to deal with waves of enemies. Once again, my nose is tingling. Being the type of player who doesn't make a fuss about people killing methods, I use my MOC to get away from my Kuruma so I can call on my Oppressor. He's already driving down the highway when I'm getting on. So I chase him past the farms and Madrazo's ranch. When I fly over the highway I see his car (vaguely, it IS all happening pretty fast and it's night time) pulled over on the side of the road, him undoubtedly next to it or in cover nearby. Just barely miss with a non-homing missile and keep gliding over to the mountain side in case he's trying to aim for me. Didn't hear any shots but regardless, managed to get up to a cliff with nice cover.

I get off and pull out my evil sniper rifle once again. Fortunately for him though, he gets treated to another one of my hilarious mistakes: as he's racing down the highway again, I take aim and apparently blow up the wrong car. Wanted level, no result. So I fly after him. He's not a horrible driver and the route is quite easy so with his fast car he manages to get to the vehicle warehouse. Awkward was the moment when I was not too high above him and my Oppressor still refused to get a lock-on. So I give up trying to blow him up with it and just land behind the building opposite the warehouse. He delivers the car.

 

Now, I don't remember if the vehicle warehouse has cameras or not. And I'm pretty sure most people don't bother to check the cameras before they leave any property they own because honestly, it's an incredibly slow system. But he should have. Because two proximity mines were waiting for him outside. I'm already somewhere else when I hear the explosion. He left on foot and was greeted by a rapid beeping sound as he closed the warehouse door. Poor him. Almost there now!

 

I leave the area as before my friend suggested we group up (easily an hour or two earlier) I was working on my outfits. Head to a clothing store in passive mode and get to work. However, I notice that yet again he's collecting a vehicle. So let's review here for a second. He came after my friend in my van selling my stock when we met. I killed him twice. When we were done my friend and I killed him twice more combined. And then I spectacularly failed to keep him from delivering his vehicle but killed him anyway. Not only that, but I knew after that where his vehicle warehouse was located. And while he was outside of the city. I was still in it. Don't really need to go into detail here. Let's just say it involved some more rapid beeping sounds and both a car and a person not making it to the safety of a warehouse.

Fin.

 

So yeah. Most people in GTA seem to be idiots. In PvE that's mildly irritating but in PvP it can certainly be fun(ny). Thank **** for idiots who make themselves easy targets. I'm still wondering if he knew exactly what he was doing and was just terrible at staying alive or if he was rather clueless, tried to follow the instructions of the game (BLOW UP THAT VAN, or something) and didn't actually think about what it meant, with the owner of the van still being in the game and him trying to work on a business of his own in that very same session.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Well, i have finally really become it, i truely became the polar opposite now of the original player of this game i once was that was really against cheating in any form and griefing people.

Holly sh*t, did i went to the dark side.

 

Since cockstar took my money i really stopped grinding completely, have received script kid money and doing a fair share of exploits, and also i currently abuse the f*ck out of any weapon i got at my disposal attacking randomized targets if nothing comes up that could make me money, no regrets.

 

Like really, in the end i do not even feel guilty at all since i feel this is all cockstars fault to begin with.

 

If they wanted they could just balance everything in this game, give me my money back and start implementing friendly lobbies, but hey, this is never gonna happen and holly sh*t, i ain't even gonna consider those scenario's likely.

 

So yea, they pretty much stripped away any motivation for me to grind anything and considering i can not actually bomb the houser brothers and that other sh*t stain, i pretty much channel everything into killing the players still trying to play this crappy game in a proper way, since beside just quiting the game alltogether, this is really the only thing that still interests me to do, except going after money bags dropped by script users !

[Redmone]

After finishing heist with a dickhead named zevonk and some other guys on lfh we got into a mini freemode war and i was domniating him and tried talking sh*t saying i was trash in cqc and wouldnt let me get close and saying sh*t like the marksman was better and left after denying a 1 on 1 and i just ended up killing 2 guys trying to kill me. Auto aim. NEVER AGAIN.

[Goingcrowd9]

Join LTS on call

'Battle of Los Santos LTS',

With 3 players all below level 6.

I forgot this one existed, but it's the one with Lazers at LSIA and Fort Zancudo..

So I get in jet, teammate gets in car ??

 

Dude from other team somehow commits suicide, the other one gets in a jet as well.

Also commites suicide... lol win LTS.

 

next LTS... alta lts.

Now we join others, about 7 low levels and me in total.

I have played this one a lot, really liked it... it's the one on the roofs with pools.

I now less-know routes so I kill 2 others and 2 teammates do the rest.

Second round, I want to give them a change so I run to the enemy as fast as I can and appearently pickup a auto-shotgun and then kill all oponents... win LTS.

 

Next LTS... some I can't rememer

Only 3 players are left including me.

Me vs 2 low-levels. It's in shandy shores... pick up sniper, kill one of them, pickup MG but other player is still trying to snipe me from close distance so I fire shots slowly... but get the kill anyway...

 

Next LTS...

Now the p#ss poor matchmaking thinks me and player vs other is good idea... me vs them was already not good... so I decide to only use pistol this time.

Enemy had picked up weapon, I shoot at him, take cover, he wastes his ammo on his rifle and I pop him anyway.

Next round, I decide fist only...

He tries to ram ke with car, I avoid him, drag him out of car, I (melee-) hit him, he (melee-) hit me, I hit him, he me and we somehow kill each other at the same time... teammate still alive so we win.

Next round he tries same thing, I drag him out again, he jumps over fence, pops me, teammate pops him LTS won lol.

[BoxiestSumo]

Heist preparation with randoms. I'm level 5. Others are 17,40 and 128. We do the cocaine mission of the Series A funding series. I'm in the chopper team. In the beginning I travel to the helipad alone as my colleague doesn't understand he has to fly with me. He goes to the docks with the boat team.

 

I take the chopper and I pick him up at the beach. We fly to the yacht. I hover around the yacht and he kills enemies while the boat team fights on the other side. The guy does a good job, shooting down police choppers etc.. Yet he gets shot by an enemy and falls in the sea dead. 1 team life is lost.

 

Meanwhile the whole crew seems to have cleaned the yacht from enemies so I land on the yacht's helipad. I get out of the Frogger and I get shot to dead by an NPC. Preparation failed.

 

We restart. Everything goes fine. I fly the chopper, the guy on the chopper cleans the area. The high ranks on boats fight on the yacht. One gets shot. I land on it and I collect the remaining packages. It's time to escape. I and the gunner fly away. The other two escape by boats. I cruise around the city in order to lose the wanted level, then I hover at a high altitude waiting for the other two members of the team to lose theirs.

Team lives: 0. Then my colleague bails out the chopper and dies. Nobody wanted to restart.

[Aggregate Demand]

I have a happy story.

 

So I decided to join a random invitation to the finale of the Pacific Standard heist. I joined three other people who consisted of a level 52, a level 64, and a level 103. I immediately thought that they're going to be less than skilled. All had K/D's under 0.6, whereas mine is nearing a 3, and I don't PvP or grief. So I thought I'd have to do most of the grunt work.

 

Then they distributed the money. 0% for the host, 40% for his friend, and 30% for myself and the other guy. It told me two things: One; that these guys were distributing the money in a way which suggested they're Pac Standard grinders, which was promising. And two, that they weren't your typical 12 year old dickheads trying to low ball you. Good start.

 

We began the trip to the bank, and one of the players headed to his garage to perform a glitch which essentially spawns your acquired car after you collect the money and prepare to leave the bank. We stayed in the bank, he drove his car to the bikes and killed himself. We spawned next to the bikes, and this level 52 went and grabbed a big police truck and escorted us to the dinghy. We completed it with every dollar in tact and I ended up $375,000 richer.

 

One other thing has also dawned on me. When we were doing crowd control, one of the guys blew up hostages which triggered the alarm and brought more cops to the scene. A general trend I've been seeing is that those big police vans only turn up when you trigger the alarm. So those crafty sons of bitches did it out of strategy as opposed to ineptitude.

 

I was taught a very important lesson to not judge a player by the number of their level, but by the way they cheekily beat the system. And my god did these low levels have some cunning warlock sh*t up their sleeves. I mean I'd expect that level of craftiness from a bunch of level 700s, but three low levels with mediocre K/D's? I did not see that coming.

 

Happy times!

[Mrs. Buzz]

Made a quick resupply for one of my businesses and had to drove a slowa** lorry back.

Opressor appears on the map heading directly into my direction.

He landed behind me and startet to fire his MG on my lorrys backdoors .

Poor lvl 56 CEO who could afford the Opressor but haven't researched (or enough cash for) the rockets yet.

One Sticky later and I had my quitness back (again).

Edited July 17, 2017 by godtrams

[BlackMilk]

Made a quick resupply for one of my businesses and had to drove a slowa** lorry back.

Opressor appears on the map heading directly into my direction.

He landed behind me and startet to fire his MG on my lorrys backdoors .

Poor lvl 56 CEO who could afford the Opressor but haven't researched (or enough cash for) the rockets yet.

One Sticky later and I had my quitness back (again).

Sounds very much like the guys we both had to deal with didn't really understand what was going on and were just blindly following prompts..

 

They were not prepared!

[Goingcrowd9]

Made a quick resupply for one of my businesses and had to drove a slowa** lorry back.

Opressor appears on the map heading directly into my direction.

He landed behind me and startet to fire his MG on my lorrys backdoors .

Poor lvl 56 CEO who could afford the Opressor but haven't researched (or enough cash for) the rockets yet.

One Sticky later and I had my quitness back (again).

I was once accused for

'Hiding in a Lorry'

 

 

I was in my Custom Phantom without MOC... can't see how that is OP

 

[Big Molio]

So I'm hanging around at the top of the Los Santos incline near the beach, in ghost, and in my APC, with the intention of blitzing the CEO I could see coming down the western freeway. As he comes up the ramp, I see the message that he is in fact now in Executive Search...

 

...so I blew him up immediately.

 

WINNER! after just 2 seconds.

 

CEO then leaves the session lol

[Mr Woods1990]

I took out my first Jet with the Oppressor today.

 

Shut down my Paleto Bay businesses and moved back to the big LS City for some Import/Export.

[rebeldevil]

Finally got a chance to play Overtime Rumble the other night. While playing, my friend decided to spectate the match. Well, the next round started and my team was a man short, so he joined my team.

 

Except he didn't know he joined. I guess he got a little bored watching me screw up and walked off to do something else while the game finished up. I kept seeing "XXX died" over and over and since I couldn't see where he was (I was on the far right, apparently he was on the far left) I just assumed he was having a hard time getting the hang of it since it was his first game. I didn't realize my mic was off, and his wasn't plugged in, so neither one of us could talk to each other. We ended up winning the match, so all's well that ends well I suppose. I mean, what's he got to complain about? He made nearly $70,000 while he was playing with his cat. He didn't realize he was in the game until the leaderboard popped up at the end. Probably irritated the other teammates but whatcha gonna do? We still won, so they didn't have much room to complain either.

[Kyoto]

Did a team deathmatch the other day and noticed someone on the opposing team was wearing a BP helmet. When the job began I dawned my own BPH for the sake of convincing myself I was *balancing* things out. A few barrel rolls, shootings in the back, and explosive spamming later, my team won. But here's the thing: both my teammates were sporting helmets, too.

 

Let me just say, winning a deathmatch where my entire team and I wear those things is not a win in my books: it's a loss, and an embarrassing one.

 

I didn't get a message saying so, but that's one of my biggest "Lzzzzzzzzzz" to date.

[delorianlazarus]

For the second time in a few days, I stopped a jet in a kill streak.

 

He was hunting anyone in a sale/supply/free roam event, and because he was focusing low levels I decided to be the raging fist of justice.

Instead of using the new explosive rounds (which are wonderful at taking flying idiots, of course) I decided to use.... a jet too, just like old times

 

I took some altitude, saw him start his dive and align the canons with two dudes carrying resupplies for their weed farm, and half a second later he was in range of my canons, and few more seconds later he was respawning next to the burning body of his sorry avatar, trying to bring me down with his own Mk2 sniper.

 

The rage messages and tears followed quickly, as usual it was priceless.

It's been a while since the last time I reported someone for calling me a pig, so I guess today was a good day xD

Edited July 19, 2017 by delorianlazarus

[CrysisAverted]

just glided my oppressor from chiliad to the docks then back past chiliad and landed on an island in paleto bay all without ever touching the ground

[MaddenedGhost]

I destroyed this guy with his jet with explosive rounds, he sent me a message saying 'cheater' and left the lobby.