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[LocheNoire]

Started game and end up in a lobby with 2 others. White dot and a CEO. Decided to do some crates. Chance for special crate. Cool. Start it up. Hop in buzzard and off I go Get crate and notice white dot heading my way. Detour away in buzzard and notice they stop and turn around to head back to city. Check them out. Level 126. Call Lamar and send a mugger. Fly back to warehouse and get Sasquatch skin. Junior g man still heading towards me. Thought about attacking but flew off to hospital with helipad and one buzzard had spawned there. Landed my buzzard in other spot and tossed a proxie inside and another by stairs. Took other buzzard to roof and waited. Sure enough here comes that same white dot. As he gets halfway up get notification of mugger getting 10.000. Slip over to corner and see him shooting at mugger as they get in a car. Open fire on him to hear him yell over mic "Don't kill me!" Too late. He is in the graveyard on the wrong side of the dirt. For some reason mugger drove about a block away and got out of car. Hop up on ledge to watch but heavy fog kills view. He catches up to mugger and gets cash back. Wait for him and he hits proxie on stairs and yells "Stop killing me." Well I don't want to be and ass so hop in buzzard and fly off to construction site. Just as I'm about to land get notification I killed him again and that my buzzard was destroyed. He curses and I get notification he left session. So if he had a mic and no bad intentions why didn't he say why he kept chasing me?

[TankGirl]

So as usual free roam turned into an all out warzone with radoms trying to murder me just to murder me. Anyways me and some friends did some revenge killings and then I hop in a helicopter with one of my pals and we head back to my yatch in peacefull Paleto Bay so we can watch some TV and all the sudden about 15 minutes later I hear someone one buzzing my Yatch. I go outside the door and there is this guy on my deck blowing up my sea sharks and boats, I have no idea who this person is, my friend comes out and he starts shooting at us so we kill him. He keeps trying to shoot rockets at our boat from the shore but we snipe him and then he decided it would be best to leave. So much for Paleto Bay being a peacfull reatreat lol.

 

Also shout out to the forum member who joined me and my friends last night it was fun!

Edited May 25, 2017 by TankGirl

[Sunny_D]

So as usual free roam turned into an all out warzone with radoms trying to murder me just to murder me. Anyways me and some friends did some revenge killings and then I hop in a helicopter with one of my pals and we head back to my yatch in peacefull Paleto Bay so we can watch some TV and all the sudden about 15 minutes later I hear someone one buzzing my Yatch. I go outside the door and there is this guy on my deck blowing up my sea sharks and boats, I have no idea who this person is, my friend comes out and he starts shooting at us so we kill him. He keeps trying to shoot rockets at our boat from the shore but we snipe him and then he decided it would be best to leave. So much for Paleto Bay being a peacfull reatreat lol.

 

Also shout out to the forum member who joined me and my friends last night it was fun!

i am sad to say that this has happened to me before.

[Slonitram]

 

 

Probably done before, but this was my first time pulling this off and it wasn't even on purpose.

[shmok2]

For the first time I have $100M in the bank. I hope that from now on I won't feel the need to have more "trophy" money because 100 is a nice round number.

 

[TankGirl]

I started my own solo public for some peace and quiet and to get some work done. My friend joins in and then two other people do. This person that joins in adds me as a friend and sends me 3 party invites so I have my friend invite him to our party. As soon as he joins in he says "why the f*ck did you invite me to this paty?". I respond why the f*ck did he add me as a friend and send me non stop party invtes and if he wanted to he could leave. He keeps being an ass so we kick him and then ready up for our squeeker hunting trip. I killed him a few times and he left the session, the entire thing was just so bizarre lol.

[Rafae]

 

Probably done before, but this was my first time pulling this off and it wasn't even on purpose.

I was like how tf did you rescue her so fast while I went to get my Buzzard

 

But yeah I guess if you use any vehicle and park it on the roof just above her it'll trigger the rescue sequence. That's where I land my Buzzard too and she automatically runs up. No need to fire bullets or anything.

[FruitbatReturns]

The Unicorn

 

Last night as I exited my coke lockup a Zentorno pulled up to me...going FORWARDS! There were other cars on the road as well as several poles along side it...he didn't hit ANY!

 

I had no time to act, so in a moment of desperation I did what any sane Los Santosian would do, I air thrusted like there was no tomorrow!

 

As I conducted my imaginary copulation I could only hope that this savage would correctly interpret my dance as the benign and brotherly offering it was. I mean, what's more friendly than offering sex to perfect strangers?

 

As he sped toward me, head slightly down, arms pumping, clad in full neo-miltia/hipster garb, I prepared myself for the inevitable humiliation of the mele attack.

 

My breathing halted, my anus steeled, I accepted my fate and made peace with the extra running I would now have to do upon respawning.

 

But it never came.

 

He ran right past me, as I assaulted the very oxygen we breathe with my pelvic spasms, and straight into his lockup.

 

Holy crap boys, I just saw a friggin Unicorn!

Edited May 27, 2017 by FruitbatReturns

[Happy Hunter]

Yoink!

 

[CrysisAverted]

Run into clothes shop after heist setup

Wait in fear to see if my former heist group is going to attempt to kill me

 

Oh no! they're not killing each other, they're working together to kill me

quickly join another heist

they come in

cmon cmon cmon!

 

heist is prison break

no way am I doing prison break, I always end up as the f*cking pilot dogging a lazer while my team fails to breakout of prison

f*ck this heist

leave before they start it

back in the store

my bounty hunters slaughtered the staff and set the store aflame

kill them and listen to their surprised gasps

[rebeldevil]

Doing the Jailbreak MC contract mission. I'm driving the bus. Friends are running interference in my Kuruma. We're near the end of the run, heading toward that dirt road by the coast, and I've lost track of my friends. No idea where they are and thanks to a strange glitch my mini map isn't showing anything (good thing I know where I'm going).

 

Friend: Who taught you how to drive?!

Driver: Steve Saleen.

Friend: Sure it wasn't Stevie Wonder??? (The two of them were bickering at each other the entire time. They sound like an old married couple)

Driver: STFU this car is indestructible! (PROTIP: It's not)

Me: Don't trash my car!

Friend: Too late!

Driver: Hey watch this!

 

Oh, there they are. I see the car fly right past the bow.

On 2 wheels.

Sideways.

At somewhere north of 80 MPH by my guess.

All I hear in my head is "LEEROOOOOY!!!" as the car slides out of view again.

Friend: DON'T HIT THE BUS WE'RE GONNA FAIL!

Driver: You worry too much.

 

Of course they hit the bus a few seconds later trying to come back around. Which punted the back end around and nearly got me stuck on a rock. Still managed to pass. Friend proceeded to fly down the hillside, couldn't stop in time and drowned my car.

 

Later in that same session, we were stealing bikes for another MC contract. We were down at the police station near Murrieta Heights, so lots of traffic. I was bringing up the rear and got shoved into a semi by NPC traffic. Said semi parked ON TOP of the bike. Ran up to the truck, pulled the driver out, and the bike exploded.

 

We'd had a contract go south just before this (the one where you have to escort 2 vehicles. They got too far apart for too long and we failed) so I was already annoyed.

Friend: WTF? (me) died? What happened?

I did my best impression of a 12 year old CoD fanatic as I proceeded to go ham on pretty much anything that moved. Sticky bombs, grenades, rockets, whatever I had on me. I probably spent about $15K in ammo and racked up a 5-star wanted level before being mowed down by a cop. Pretty sure I went through at least half of George Carlin's incomplete list of impolite words.

[TankGirl]

This squeaker comes in lobby bragging about his "mad skills" to me and a friend. One of my friends got into a fight with his friend and she sent him invite to lobby she said we would be so overtaken by his skills. Ok so he joins and first thing he dos is come at us in a hydra. I go in my office because I just wasn't in mood for this type of nonesense, was going to try to down his jet but he was lagging all over, the hydra would disappear and teleport all over the place. So he ends up on ground and not only is he teleporting (he blames a cod update he was installing at the time) but also all he uses is rockets and everytime my friend would hit him once with a bullet he would kill himself, every single time., if he heard bullets he would kill himself. Then squeeker tells me to stop being scared and come out and fight him. I tell him why would I fight someone who is teleporting, using only rapid fire rpg's and killing himself everytime he takes an ounce of damage? He keeps going on about his mad skills. I tell him if he stops killing himself every second I will come out and fight him, he refuses.

 

Fight moves to beach and at this point his lag has improved, I figure I would skip on over to the clock tower and try to one shoot him in head with sniper, figure I wouldn't be able to but why not give it a try. My one friend is on beach now who is a great sniper and gets him few times before he could kill himself and then the child leaves.

 

What some people think constitutes as mad skills in this game lol.

Edited May 29, 2017 by TankGirl

[Happy Hunter]

 

This squeaker comes in lobby bragging about his "mad skills" to me and a friend. One of my friends got into a fight with his friend and she sent him invite to lobby she said we would be so overtaken by his skills. Ok so he joins and first thing he dos is come at us in a hydra. I go in my office because I just wasn't in mood for this type of nonesense, was going to try to down his jet but he was lagging all over, the hydra would disappear and teleport all over the place. So he ends up on ground and not only is he teleporting (he blames a cod update he was installing at the time) but also all he uses is rockets and everytime my friend would hit him once with a bullet he would kill himself, every single time., if he heard bullets he would kill himself. Then squeeker tells me to stop being scared and come out and fight him. I tell him why would I fight someone who is teleporting, using only rapid fire rpg's and killing himself everytime he takes an ounce of damage? He keeps going on about his mad skills. I tell him if he stops killing himself every second I will come out and fight him, he refuses.

 

Fight moves to beach and at this point his lag has improved, I figure I would skip on over to the clock tower and try to one shoot him in head with sniper, figure I wouldn't be able to but why not give it a try. My one friend is on beach now who is a great sniper and gets him few times before he could kill himself and then the child leaves.

 

What some people think constitutes as mad skills in this game lol.

 

That's tryhards for you lol.

 

Would be really funny if they did something about suicide in the next update - would be interesting seeing what the people who spam it would do without that there.

[ElchMoose]

This squeaker comes in lobby bragging about his "mad skills" to me and a friend. One of my friends got into a fight with his friend and she sent him invite to lobby she said we would be so overtaken by his skills. Ok so he joins and first thing he dos is come at us in a hydra. I go in my office because I just wasn't in mood for this type of nonesense, was going to try to down his jet but he was lagging all over, the hydra would disappear and teleport all over the place. So he ends up on ground and not only is he teleporting (he blames a cod update he was installing at the time) but also all he uses is rockets and everytime my friend would hit him once with a bullet he would kill himself, every single time., if he heard bullets he would kill himself. Then squeeker tells me to stop being scared and come out and fight him. I tell him why would I fight someone who is teleporting, using only rapid fire rpg's and killing himself everytime he takes an ounce of damage? He keeps going on about his mad skills. I tell him if he stops killing himself every second I will come out and fight him, he refuses.

 

Fight moves to beach and at this point his lag has improved, I figure I would skip on over to the clock tower and try to one shoot him in head with sniper, figure I wouldn't be able to but why not give it a try. My one friend is on beach now who is a great sniper and gets him few times before he could kill himself and then the child leaves.

 

What some people think constitutes as mad skills in this game lol.

I've met such players a few times. I really can't understand caring about their padded k/d so much. Annoying little pests.

[ElchMoose]

Time to add my own story.

 

Somewhere in the first half of January '17 I've ranked up to 300 in some race. I expected the usual full pub kids to call me out as modder because of it, but not to actually try anything...

After that race I load up into a pub with 20ish others, spawned in vespucci (where the local MC cash factory is) just to have a lvl 50ish pull up with his insurgent. Weirdly enough he proceeds to get out of the car (I didn't even move yet, just watched), draws his special carbine and tries to aim at me while partially in cover behind his car. In a quick reflex i pull out my my carbine rifle and down him. After he respawned he started calling me a cheater already but I ignored him for now. I went around the corner, called in my PV and waited for it, when this guy decides to try his luck with a driveby. Pulled a minigun and shred him, he did get few hits on me, but not even half my health. After another respawn he starts crying in chat how I'm in godmode and all the usual bull-- that lowbies use if they fail. Few other like-minded individuals joined our would-be knight on this witch hunt but they also died rather quick. They all backed off very quick and continued to accuse me of said godmode again, even though I was gunned down by cops a few times between their attacks. Hearing about a possible modder in lobby almost all the other kids started begging for a money drop, regardless of me denying modding. To which I replied with my usual 'You want money?! Then WORK FOR IT you lazy slob'. At this point staying there was too awkward and I wanted to join my friends anyway, so I left...

[Hazzardtohimself]

To which I replied with my usual 'You want money?! Then WORK FOR IT you lazy slob'.

Quoted for truth.

 

There are times when being a higher rank just isn't worth the flack. I've loaded into a lobby or job, seen how 'unbalanced' my rank is to other people, and just leave before the begging or insults start up.

[orangecop]

I registered as a CEO and 2-3 associates joined. Just then after I came out from the office some mad guys started barking shooting at me. Associates started protecting me. A associate landed a buzzard and I quickly entered it and he flew it away, after some minutes (in real life) I bought a grenade launcher and returned and to my surprise saw that the bitches are trying to steal my Duke O Death. I quickly boomed them and killing them until I was relaxed and ended up getting 4 stars.

[Forza Harrd]

Stunt racing is sort of back to normal with 2x payouts gone. It's back to the people who just like to race (and still kids who just love to pit, which I can appreciate. There's some skill to pitting and avoiding and countering pitting).

 

But on XB1 I can't stay connected online for more than 3 races. And every time I get disconnected, I have to basically reboot the console (unplug the power supply and wait for the light to go out before replugging it). Takes about 5 minutes every time.

 

Anybody else experiencing this level of frustration on XB1? It's not all consoles is it? For a few weeks it was telling me I had to "complete the prologue on SP, which I did years ago. Reboot the console and it would go to online no prob. Play for a while, get disconnected and kicked to SP, try to go online, "you must complete the prologue". Reboot, back online no problem.

 

Now it says I have to sign in to my microsoft account, won't let me. Reboot, back online smooth no problem.

 

Yesterday was my one day off and I had to unplug this console like 5 million times, not even exaggerating o_O.

 

But the racing was good.

[YerM0MsaysHii]

Finally got the whole club together this weekend. We were mostly trying to take care of business and take advantage of the 25% bonuses on sales. We were doing well until some kid in a mafia crew followed pres all the way north, I mean as far north as possible, from the city. It looked sketchy but I was nearby and the kid was a low level. Just as pres got to the drop the kid opened fire. Needless to say, level 58 mafia kid got dropped. I figure headshot practice is still practice even on a low level so I cruise over. Soon as I get a couple kills his crewmate comes out in an insurgent and starts tossing bombs out of it. We shoot him out of it and leave it near us so he either has to run away to get it back or take it from us. The two of them must be mad because they came at us with rockets and miniguns. How Mr lvl58 had a minigun is beyond me but he got wrecked anyway. Eventually they run off. I sniped one out of the insurgent as they drove away and left the session. I almost immediately get a message saying that I will be sorry. I should never have picked on him. I sent him the obvious message, he shouldn't have instigated. We go back to the money grind and we see Mr reznov join back. I look at the player list and immediately feel aroused seeing his crew "flood" the lobby, because "killing makes my dick hard". We group up as they all head towards us. The kid talked so much trash that I was actually concerned we might have a legitimate fight. However 5 minutes into the fmw and we are all up on them. The brawl lasted about half an hour before they left. And sure enough the hatemail rolled in.

 

In the same night we also went toe to toe with another mc and crushed their spirits too. This 1%er mc was so desperate to beat us that they even called jets and tanks, used rockets, and even helicopters. It was futile for them we were all on our A game. It was a good trial by fire for the handaround who as a result is now a prospect.

 

I just don't understand why people engage then send hatemail when they get bested.

[Ice_cold2016]

Don't you just hate these kinds of players? Standing there minding my own business, back turned, unarmed and.....

But revenge is so sweet.

 

 

[Smooth Longsack]

Just had an emotional breakdown. Manifested through video games. Nothing to do with nothing. I feel so hardcore for humanity. This game brings out the worst in me.

[Ice_cold2016]

Went to a car meet with about 15 other people at the pay n spray carpark. We all had top of the range cars with real high insurance. Mine was Benny's Progen with max insurance of $20k. A player ranked 120 comes a long and thinks it would be funny to blow all our cars up with rockets from the wall above. We just laughed at him as this would have cost him hundreds of thousands in incuranse costs. It obviously got him as he didn't destroy any more cars after that. lol We respawned our cars and put them back to see if he would do it again but he didn't. At rank 120 he's probably at that stage where he has a few hundred thousand and is saving for an apartment. But now he's blown it all on destroying our cars.

[TankGirl]

Went to a car meet with about 15 other people at the pay n spray carpark. We all had top of the range cars with real high insurance. Mine was Benny's Progen with max insurance of $20k. A player ranked 120 comes a long and thinks it would be funny to blow all our cars up with rockets from the wall above. We just laughed at him as this would have cost him hundreds of thousands in incuranse costs. It obviously got him as he didn't destroy any more cars after that. lol We respawned our cars and put them back to see if he would do it again but he didn't. At rank 120 he's probably at that stage where he has a few hundred thousand and is saving for an apartment. But now he's blown it all on destroying our cars. L

Myself and some friends had an impromptu car meet at the same location the other day. We had a Hydra fly over and blow up the cars which of course cost them insurance. Then my friend shot his Hydra down with a rocket and he had a group of 8 people after him. After a few kills he goes passive and leaves. Cost him money and embarrassment lol.

[Lonely-Martin]

@ ice_cold2016... At rank 120, It's mot likely a 2nd character as you can go straight to that rank if you'd passed it on their first... So they could have been very rich, or modder rich and really not care, or have withdrawn all cash onto their 1st character beforehand to avoid bills too...

 

It's not like the bad sport points are a deterrent, some even want them to join those lobbies too... Some crazy bandits out there...

[idonknowhow]

I feel bored with gtao, so I go watch japanese drama. That is a good drama but it makes me sad.

[MaddenedGhost]

So ... this player (rank 700) killed me with a jet, i destroyed him and his jet shortly after, we started sniping each other, he killed himself as soon as i landed a shot on him and sent me a message saying: Reported griefer

 

My reaction:

[Ice_cold2016]

@ ice_cold2016... At rank 120, It's mot likely a 2nd character as you can go straight to that rank if you'd passed it on their first... So they could have been very rich, or modder rich and really not care, or have withdrawn all cash onto their 1st character beforehand to avoid bills too...

 

It's not like the bad sport points are a deterrent, some even want them to join those lobbies too... Some crazy bandits out there...

Could be. I think it was a newish player though. There seems to be a ton of new players on PS4 in recent months. And this guy didn't play like someone with a high rank. And if he was rich he more than likely would have destroyed them again when we respawned our cars and put them back.

[Handsome Jack]

Unlocked all the LSPD tints for each weapon.

[No Use For A Name]

This is my proudest moment in GTA

 

Just intentionally blew up cargo for only the second or 3rd time. Joined a session with several douchebags in an MC, half of whom were in jets. Their crew was Trolling4Fun. Got my Hydra and started following one of em who went off radar toward an IE vehicle. He blew up the car before I was able to reach him, but I was able to take him out. That immediately got me a vote kick. They kept going after anyone doing work; I was able to prevent them from destroying one other car, but I think they got a few other cars/crates. I was abusing the hell out of passive and the heist warp, because 3 jets spamming OTR vs one sh*tty jet pilot ain't good odds. At one point I followed one of em who had crashed and blew up their spawned Hydra at the hospital. That got me another kick vote.

 

They were all on the mic talking sh*t and laughing every time they blew up product. These guys were a whole different level of douche. Probably the biggest assholes I've ever encountered, and that's saying something.

 

The other orgs kept disbanding and people kept leaving the session because they didn't want to get f*cked with. In the process of trying to defend the lobby, I made friends with a lower level CEO. I was initially gonna lag everyone out and invite him so he could work in peace...but then I noticed the MC all heading back toward Sandy Shores, while the president was in one of his businesses. I think it was only me and my new friend (who had gone back into passive) left in the session. I immediately bought one of the Procopio houses in Paleto Bay and set it as my spawn location. Messaged my new friend and asked him to let me know if they started a sale, and to commend me once I rejoined. I then left the session and waited. Sure enough, he messaged me a minute or two later

 

Game. F*cking. On.

 

I rejoined the session, called for my Hydra and went ghost. They dropped their guard. Big mistake. 4 of em were carrying product on the ground and the other was in a helicopter, nowhere near a Hydra spawn point. They didn't stand a chance. I took out one. Then another. The kick votes started rolling in. They got back on the mic, but they were no longer laughing. They were now whining like little bitches while simultaneously threatening my life. I grabbed mine and started laughing like Jack Nicholson in The Shining. Never once said a word to them...I just kept laughing maniacally. I managed to take out the third vehicle (I think it was a Bagger). By that time my ghost was over and one of them had gotten a jet and gone OTR. He shot me down before I could get to the last one.

 

...and then the black screen popped up. Voted out of the session, but it was too little, too late. The damage had already been done.

 

I still wasn't done just quite yet. No sir. I'd taken a picture of their screen names with my phone before everything went down. I found the three guys in the Trolling4Fun crew through PSN and messaged them

 

"Hey brah, your crew looks pretty cool. I wanna join. That was my audition...how'd I do? Am I doing the whole trolling thing correctly? Can't wait to hear back from you!! "

 

So far, only one of them has responded...with a barrage of curse words and another threat on my life. I immediately forwarded it to both PlayStation and Rockstar.

 

I really hope they don't get in trouble

[Big Molio]

Last night I changed to my "Swim" outfit, which is just a pair of board shorts, and parked up at the dam to take a nice dip in the reservoir. I saw the notification "....has just activated Ghost Organisation" but thought nothing of it. Was that the faint sounds of a helicopter I could hear? No, nothing. Okay, so I climb up the tower ready to do a perfect 10.0 dive into the cool water below. BANG I'm scoped mid-dive from the top of the bluff.

 

Damn...