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[derek0514]

Weird Friend.

 

Shows up at my CEO office, let him in, aggressive behavior. He wants us go to roof inconsiderate butt trying order me around. I suspect this some kind of revenge / infiltrate hit take job to new lobby block him. No idea how this guy became friend.

 

I don't answer to any player in this game and do what I want.

Edited May 4, 2017 by derek0514

[PetrolCB]

I had without a doubt, my absolute greatest sniper shot, or shot in general tonight. I'm in the construction site, with a friend and I've gone at least 60+ kills without a death that session (ended the session without one). We notice a guy at the helipad entrance towards the ocean.

 

I switch first person on (it's what I use to snipe). Through the fog, I see his white Kuruma with a purple undercarriage, that was a giveaway considering the weather, poor rendering and paint job.

 

With one single guess shot, I managed to headshot him through that tiny side window opening.

 

It blew my mind, and subsequently his.

[Big Molio]

I had without a doubt, my absolute greatest sniper shot, or shot in general tonight. I'm in the construction site, with a friend and I've gone at least 60+ kills without a death that session (ended the session without one). We notice a guy at the helipad entrance towards the ocean.

 

I switch first person on (it's what I use to snipe). Through the fog, I see his white Kuruma with a purple undercarriage, that was a giveaway considering the weather, poor rendering and paint job.

 

With one single guess shot, I managed to headshot him through that tiny side window opening.

 

It blew my mind, and subsequently his.

 

I had a shot like that some time back from way across town. I managed to hit the guy as he was lifting up in his Hydra.

[TankGirl]

I saw a level 40 doing an MC sale and he is all by himself so he had to leave 2 trucks behind up in Paleto while he sold the rest in the city. I spawn up there and knew it would only be a matter of time before someone destroyed his suppplies and sure enough I see a jet flying straigt up to where the supplies are so I hop in my jet(love the spawn point right next to my house) and stop them and just hover guard rest of time. I text the guy that it wasnt a good idea to sell like that and he thanked me and said he wouldnt do it again.

 

See some jetters arnt so bad .

[Rafae]

People who protect your product/cargo in populated public sessions >>>

 

Special place in heaven for them

[shmok2]

I tried to host the required Adversary Mod for unlocking the Shotaro after I used it in a race just to see how it feels & decided I need it in my life. Players didn't join the Adversary Mod so I went back to free roam, sent everyone a message I need help to unlock it & 3 players from the session immediately joined

[-LN-]

I made a new character on a new account (starting over completely with no money) on the 20th of March. I levelled to 100 in three weeks and reached level 209 this week. I also made nearly 17M from the recent promo on contact missions combined with other things here and there.

 

It honestly didn't even feel like a grind and I have a full-time job, so I didn't play non-stop. Also, thanks very much again and always to Amy Vinewood and The Happy Clown for their help and great gaming sessions!

 

I'm going to try for 300 by the middle of June, but I guess much of that will depend on what sort of promotions we get within the next month.

[rebeldevil]

Playing with some friends the other night, doing MC contracts for easy money. Friends walk into clubhouse. I walk into clubhouse...and spawn on the roof. (My clubhouse is on Chaparral Drive, it's literally the cheapest one available). Jump off the roof, walk back in the building..end up on the roof again. My friends are stumped. I'm getting pissed. Somebody made some stupid joke about drinks being on the house. Jumped off the roof again, walked back inside, again I'm up on the roof.

 

Jumped back down AGAIN, this time went in through the garage and that finally worked. My friends are lazing around, I head into the meeting room to look over the available jobs. I have to take a quick break for a couple minutes, come back, pick up a mission and we're off. Unbeknownst to me, one of my friends had decided to avail himself of the free booze and bong. We picked the mission "Nine Tenths of the Law". To save energy we decided to just take one car up there. Guess who drove. And do you think he mentioned to me how messed up he was? I mean his driving seemed a little worse than usual but given how much weaving and dodging is required to avoid traffic I honestly didn't notice too much of a difference (though later he told me he was stoned out of his gourd and couldn't drive straight to save his life)

 

Any kind of vehicle delivery mission is dicey with these guys. One is an OK driver but tends to have bad luck with cars pulling out in front of him. The other one is a reckless lunatic who thinks he's a lot better than he really is. So heading back to the dropoff point and hearing a constant stream of "Oh s***!" or "F*** that guy!" or worse "Hey watch this!" makes me cringe. I have to remind them that we need to get ALL the bikes back in one piece to get the most payout and to please not drive it like you stole it (even though we did in fact steal them) I do like that the pickup missions are smart enough to spawn exactly the number of pickups you need. I haven't tried it with less than 3, but it seems R* put enough thought in this to make sure every member has something to do. I like that.

[Cutter De Blanc]

I was randomly taking cover behind a car, blind firing, and I hit the guy who was trying to kill me with a single headshot as soon as I started firing the carbine. I swear to god it looked like I was trying to do it and did it totally badass, as I hit him right after he came out of a roll. Never done that on a player before.

I had shot at and then down his Hydra for no real reason and costed myself a cargo shipment as a result of my itchy trigger finger a few minutes prior. This random I had recruited and I were headed back to the warehouse, taking the LS River, we had just lost the cops, when we drive past this Hydra hovering under one of the bridges. I had to... I just had to...

Edited May 6, 2017 by Cutter De Blanc

[Slonitram]

I was messing around in Director Mode today. Then experienced this:

 

 

 

I guess the game got offended that I was running over pixels at the beach with a truck and teleported me away from it. Thanks Rockstar.

[J-Scott-D]

I called out the Valkrye for the first time last night and it was glorious. We used it for a fellow crew member's double $ MC mission. (The one where you blow up the armored Lost Vans)

 

I was the pilot, the co-pilot manned the swivel cannon and the driver's side minigun was manned by a new crew member that had joined up just last night.

 

After getting the hang of it, I had that thing flying sideways above the street while the gunners did their thing.

 

We're gonna have to come up with some more uses for the Valkrye. It'll chew up anything you're aiming at. After owning it for 7 months, it paid for itself with one use.

[aManHasNoName]

I called out the Valkrye for the first time last night and it was glorious. We used it for a fellow crew member's double $ MC mission. (The one where you blow up the armored Lost Vans)

 

I was the pilot, the co-pilot manned the swivel cannon and the driver's side minigun was manned by a new crew member that had joined up just last night.

 

After getting the hang of it, I had that thing flying sideways above the street while the gunners did their thing.

 

We're gonna have to come up with some more uses for the Valkrye. It'll chew up anything you're aiming at. After owning it for 7 months, it paid for itself with one use.

Try it for some of the contact missions.. It makes them more more enjoyable as a team rather than everyone venturing out individually.

[Shadowfennekin]

Well this is a strange glitch I've never seen before

Over in the kill feed I see

"____ has paid 20,000 in insurance for your vehicle"

I call up Mors Mutual immediately, constant ringing... and I see the bike icon is STILL on the map.

?????

I was able to summon it to me, but I don't understand. They paid insurance for it, yet it was still alive where I left it? What?

[wingoose]

I only just found out that in first person, left on the d-pad fires explosives. Better late than never.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Since PC is still f*cked up in such a way that there is still no telling if cockstar either finally give up the war on cheats so i could just get my own mod menu ands play with that, or is still incompetent at beating cheats while still trying to get them out of the game for a little longer, while that just is not happening, i decided to go in an invite only again and make some footage with the ingame record option and test out some filters and such things like brightness, saturation and such...

 

Must say, i really like what i did.

[Mattcarnes]

After I had finished selling a CEO car someone tried to get me to ride on his off road car I walked into my car he got butthurt and rammed me off the cliff we were on I landed on some hills and tried to rpg him while he tried to run me over so I ended up minigunning his car until his name said played left lol what a butthurt bitch

[Zarpy]

Was in a solo lobby earlier today, doing some I/E and crate missions. Random guy joins the lobby, he's doing MC related stuff. He has a bounty on his head so I got to claim it, but instead he runs to his clubhouse and camps there, I wait for about 30 seconds and then decide to leave, but instead he comes out RPG's me and then runs back in there and hides.

 

Of course I couldn't stand for this, so I went off and did some more I/E until he came out and started doing what he was doing. For some reason he thought it was a good idea for him to start a MC resupply mission, so while he's driving up the freeway I get my buzzard, lock on and kill him and claim the bounty.

 

He gets mad and sends a message calling me a "d!c k sucker" and I proceed to go do my own shiz. About 20 minutes later It says he's started another biker mission and the product pops up on screen, and you can see he's trying to sell it all solo. He was half way through delivering the first package (out of 3) via a boat, and while he does that I fly over to the crates and blow up the other 2 product and send a message to him saying "hahaha nice product" to which he got even more angry, and tried hunting me down to kill me, but after I kill him a few times with my sniper he gave up and left the session.

[Smooth Longsack]

This game got my dick so hard lately.

[alkaline_]

once upon a time in los santos (well, it was yesterday actually hihihi) i was in a intense crunchy fist fight with a unpearly npc! a player in a really fast sparkly car approached us full speed like ZIUM and hit the npc. i don't know if he wanted to hit me, but who on earth is able to hit a fluffy penguin anyway hihihi.

[TankGirl]

I was minding my own business as usual while shopping, trying on some new tops. All sudden I hear the clerk scream and bullets. Then some guy points a gun at me and starts shooting, I just stand there. Finally the moron realizes im in passive mode and then runs out and drives away. Well now the store is closed! No more bustiers for me so I decide to head over and pay visit to the guy who got the store shut down. He isnt too far and is now starting up with someone else, I run behind him and shoot him in back of head. Then he respawns down the street so I throw a sticky on my insurgent and just drive over him and blow him up, what can I say, I like to make a grand exit.

 

Then as I am driving to my stilt house I see his little pink dot coming my way, I guess he is offeded I killed him twice. So I slam on my breaks and he stops his little bike next to me and pulls out a gun but its not smart to bring a gun to a sticky bomb fight and I blew him up again. As I was driving away I called mercineries on him and lamar. Then I sent him a message saying " I think thats what you were trying to do, never interupt a lady while she is shopping".

Edited May 10, 2017 by TankGirl

[ALifeOfMisery]

Not involving me, but a session I was in two nights ago.

 

Two of you're typical e-thugs talking hard at each other on mic. After a couple of mins one of them pops up in the kill feed mid rant "e-thug1 killed by iamkirsty (or something like that)" followed by a young female voice "peekaboo mother*cker".

 

I gave myself a headache laughing.

[GTASA-Pilot]

Last weekend when I was playing gta online I was driving a post op van boxville and I drove to the Ammu-Nation in Morningwood LS. Me being level 149 at that time, I saw a rank 5 player going into the AN store. While he was in there shopping, I drove my van to the doors and blocked them completely which made it impossible for this player to get out from the Ammu-Nation. He tried over and over and over again to walk out but he couldn't, the van was just too damn heavy to push it away. I don't know if he could use any explosives to explode the van away since he was only level 5, but he kept trying to get out but he couldn't haha. After that he left the session... oh man, I felt so sorry for him hahaha . Such a low ranked and unexperienced player being exposed to such a cruel act. I kinda felt bad but at the same time it was funny

Edited May 11, 2017 by GTASA-Pilot

[Rafae]

So I'm doing the Valkyrie setup with a GTAF Crew member and two randoms last night (no one else from the crew was available) and everything goes fine as we all make our way to the chopper

 

I quickly get out my Armored Kuruma and HL the first Buzzard before getting into the pilot seat with the two other members grabbing the turreted guns. The last guy for some reason takes too fckn long to get in and by the time he reaches the chopper he walks around it aimlessly while we all try to figure out what he's trying to do before finally pulling me out the pilot seat

 

Yeah... no. Grabbed his ass back out and flew away leaving him at the docks. Of course he ends up leaving two minutes later

 

I rather sit and wait in a loading screen for minutes on end than play with degenerates who mess with others just to get their way. I wanted to complete the Heist before I went to bed but meh, I'd rather have it left unfinished at that point and resume it properly with crew members today

[Xadie]

Have you ever been in a lobby with a modder who teleports everyone to his/her location?

 

Most players might panic and think "amg wtf?! bllllebbbrrrrbllllebbb"

 

I get this evil grin, pull out rpg and blow everyone up. After that it's like a free for all if the modder "allows" it and decides not to blow up the lobby afterwards.

[~Tiger~]

Have you ever been in a lobby with a modder who teleports everyone to his/her location?

 

 

Merged

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Well, finally a good evening.

 

4 heist finales, many setups....and above the 40 mil mark.

 

If the next 3 days are like this one, i am sure i can get to the desired 43 mil mark(+10 mil earnings on this event) and reach the quota i want to reach before it goes back to regular sh*t.

 

It is really sh*tty to get 4 good players together, but once it is done, man, it just goes great.

[M.K.N.]

Hackers were ruling GTA Online today on PC, and I couldn't find any servers that are at least peaceful and passive without players going on a senseless murder spree on each other, which makes it impossible to earn money through normal means. And to make it even more surprising, a random hacker gave me $4 million while trying to jump from one session to the next, even after the game crashed on me. First I had a free Nero Custom, along with the Comet Retro Custom, nearly last year, then I had a free $4 million today.

 

Before you say 'you're gonna get a ban!', let's just say R* has been banning innocent players and not hackers. Hackers have full immunity from R*'s ban-wave while normal players get the banhammer so its clear that R* is siding with hackers.

[hugh750]

last night i came across a felon gt that was missing it's driver side car door and it had no driver, so i took it to sell at the central lsc and the game put a $9k bounty on me?

[TankGirl]

last night i came across a felon gt that was missing it's driver side car door and it had no driver, so i took it to sell at the central lsc and the game put a $9k bounty on me?

I love when I kill the driver, take the car and then their ghost sends me a threatening text and sets a bounty on me.

 

I notice if I steal a car from a female driver I usually don't get a bounty.

[hugh750]

i did get the usual text message from the game saying i was a deadman! ^^^

Edited May 12, 2017 by hugh750