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[Forza Harrd]

A quickie:

 

I'm in a clothing store making my girl fabulous. I'm cycling through the clothing menu when I hear the saleslady welcome someone into the store. At that point, I know someone is in there with me. I back out of the clothing menu to see a scrub casually cycling through his weapon wheel, looking for the best weapon to get a cheap kill with. I've got a couple seconds at most. I pull up my Interactive Menu and click down once to highlight Passive mode. I press X with half a second to spare and...

 

 

instead of going all ghostly, I hear: "It's your friend, LJT...", followed by the obnoxious sound of the f*cking Wasted screen. Because of that obnoxious f*cking f*ck LJT, some ass got a cheap kill on me.

 

 

 

Uh, someone got a cheap kill on you because you were a dummy hanging out in a clothing shop in freeroam out of passive/

[Goingcrowd9]

It's now official... I own a Yacht ! No, it's not the one of those super-galaxy yachts... it's... the Tug Boat!

 

Let me explain: The event 'Hot Property' started, so I flew in my buzzard to collect it, apperently, nobody gave a sh*t because they could easely kill me, so I decide to make it abit easier for them to get me. I call pegasus to get my Tug boat out, and land the CEO buzzard on the rear. after more than 8 minutes of sailing into the sea, suddenly a message pops up: "The briefcase can not be held while on board a Yacht". Lol, so I quess I own a yacht then... If I wasn't allowed to carry it on my Tug Boat Yacht then the message came a bit late, so I don't know where that was all about, I would already win as I held it for 5+ mins.

 

But well, at leat I learned two things:

1. I own a Yacht

2. You can't held the briefcase on a Yacht.

 

 

 

oh, and did anyone ever started the ceo challenge 'Most Wanted' in an armoured boxville ? I wasn't bored for a seccond while I was shoving hundreds of cars out of the way, and hearing explosions from cars that the gunner totally shredded apart...

 

If only accosiates had a better wage, some things would be so much easier! I didn't had accosiates for a long long time.. (while I regularry launch a VIP work)

 

 

Edited February 24, 2017 by Goingcrowd9

[We Are Ninja]

 

A quickie:

 

I'm in a clothing store making my girl fabulous. I'm cycling through the clothing menu when I hear the saleslady welcome someone into the store. At that point, I know someone is in there with me. I back out of the clothing menu to see a scrub casually cycling through his weapon wheel, looking for the best weapon to get a cheap kill with. I've got a couple seconds at most. I pull up my Interactive Menu and click down once to highlight Passive mode. I press X with half a second to spare and...

 

 

instead of going all ghostly, I hear: "It's your friend, LJT...", followed by the obnoxious sound of the f*cking Wasted screen. Because of that obnoxious f*cking f*ck LJT, some ass got a cheap kill on me.

 

 

Uh, someone got a cheap kill on you because you were a dummy hanging out in a clothing shop in freeroam out of passive/

LOL. I do that when I'm bored and in need of a deserving victim. It backfired on me this time because of LJT's needy ass.

[Skycam]

I joined a random prison break. Me rank 569 them +30 +20 +10. I offer to be pilot for 5%. So the host drops my percentage. We are waiting... and waiting... finally he asks how to start the job. Lol

 

I tell them to give or take the percentage they took from me and let's go. After another minute the job starts.

 

I drive to the airport and go grab a beer before jumping in the plane. Come back, few minutes to get out to Sandy Shores. Just as I'm taking off the cops get alerted. Classic randoms.

 

We start again and this time I chug my beer grab another one and hit the bathroom. Come back and I only have a few minutes to get out there.

 

I get there and casually fly in circles avoiding the one jet that came. Team makes it out, I think the buzzard was helping the ground team which was surprising because he wasn't helping me, which was fine.

 

I land in the field by the satellite towers and the team heads over. Buzzard was providing good cover everyone jumped in. We met up at the beach jumped in the buzzard and successfully completed the heist on the second go.

 

Team had very low ranks and it was on normal but I was pleasantly surprised how smoothly things went. I took my 20k and called it a night.

 

Game session was a success that night.

[PwnageSoldier]

I saw this group of people out in the middle of the ocean and decided to go check it out and came upon this. I must say that's a new one to me. Playing on Xbox One.

 

http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/HipHopHead80/video/26726775

 

http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/HipHopHead80/video/26726854

I know this is late, but they did the Aircraft Carrier glitch. They were standing on the Carrier, and because you didn't do the glitch, you can't see the Carrier.

[Forza Harrd]

Sorry I screwed up a post, delete was only way to fix it. edit: since I can't delete this post, here's an actual picture of the inside of my refrigerator.

 

 

 

 

Edited February 25, 2017 by Forza Harrd

[Forza Harrd]

 

 

Uh, someone got a cheap kill on you because you were a dummy hanging out in a clothing shop in freeroam out of passive/

LOL. I do that when I'm bored and in need of a deserving victim. It backfired on me this time because of LJT's needy ass.

 

 

It happens to me when I go from passive to MC president just to do something quick and then there's a short cooldown on going back to passive. But I'm in a hurry and plan to do it in a minute. And forget lol

[Slonitram]

Had some fun with my previous session. Here's a video that sums it all up.

 

 

[SHADOW OPS]

Some dumbass kept trying to blow my vip ruiner up wifh either the ceo buzzard or savage. It was 11 to 0 when the 20 minutes was over.

 

I teleported to my apartment and text him class dismissed and logged off.

[Schroebedroeber]

Yesterday helped a guy with all the setups for the PS, he even told me he would commend me for helping.

I told him i never had anyone tell me they would commend me.

He awnsered he must be a really friendly person then.

 

In the finale he refused to give me and the other 2 players 20%, because he was broke.

I told him we can all use some money (other 2 were lvl 40ish)

He just left the finale to restart it with some other players.

 

I looked him up on social club and told him "turns out you're not so nice after all"

He then told me he doesnt give a f*ck about my opinion.

I wished him good luck asshole, he then told me to "go play tetris kid"

Haha wtf, i hope he failed miserably with his new set of randoms

[Goingcrowd9]

^I think 40/20/20/20 is the best way to split the money...

 

I gave up on hosting heists a looong time ago, friends don't play gtav and randumbs fail a heist in every way possible.

[Actlikeyouknow]

This happened a while ago, but I thought it was cool nonetheless

http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Comp608/video/27543669

[Forza Harrd]

FINALLY. After a million times coming in 2nd place. I finally got my act together and timed a downhill at the end of a long wheelie. At literally the last second too. Like 8 seconds off and I went from 124 to 132 and 2nd to 1st.

 

 

edit: I'm on a roll.

 

Edited February 26, 2017 by Forza Harrd

[Wtfdontlickme]

Haha I got beat today. Some garbage crew came in with the spawned carrier to spawn some jets. Then sure I died like 3-4 times but after I got mine and they lost there's. BOOM, it was over and of course they left because they know they wouldn't stand a chance like I did. Ehh I guess it's karma lol, but I found it interesting you could still spawn the carrier.

Edit: I'm starting to not really care about my kd much, because I'll be RnGing now. But I'll still be jet user.

Edited February 26, 2017 by JohnnyXThunders

[Rafae]

Haha I got beat today. Some garbage crew came in with the spawned carrier to spawn some jets. Then sure I died like 3-4 times but after I got mine and they lost there's. BOOM, it was over and of course they left because they know they wouldn't stand a chance like I did. Ehh I guess it's karma lol, but I found it interesting you could still spawn the carrier.

Edit: I'm starting to not really care about my kd much, because I'll be RnGing now. But I'll still be jet user.

You seem to have a hard on for jet griefing and killing randoms in general lol

 

Be careful Johnny

[Forza Harrd]

lol at "seem to"

Johnny is our over achiever. He don't mess around lol.

[SHADOW OPS]

FINALLY. After a million times coming in 2nd place. I finally got my act together and timed a downhill at the end of a long wheelie. At literally the last second too. Like 8 seconds off and I went from 124 to 132 and 2nd to 1st.

 

 

edit: I'm on a roll.

 

 

You need a Rocket Voltic. I regularly clear 1000 feet.

[Happy Hunter]

Some poor guy trying to defend his crates in a Buzzard:

 

 

I had been holding the 2 guys on the ground off him at first - killing them in my Buzzard. But then the crate guy spawned his Buzzard, so I had to get high up out of the way (or we'd have ended up fighting, because we didn't know each other, and two Buzzards pose a bit of a threat to each other).

 

It was one of my few moments where I felt like being helpful.

 

They did get most of their crates through though, only lost the one I think.

[Goingcrowd9]

Idea maybe^:

The amount of helpless helicopters you shot down with your homolauncher is how much you are going to get hit by random missiles coming from nowhere, AND losing the value of the homing launcher ($70.000 ??) everytime you get killed by one ! That will learn those bastards !

 

And the times you killed helpless players -for no reason- is how much you will be shot down by a random zancudo-terminator jet, losing acces to your jet as well, until your cycle has completed.

 

 

 

...well, maybe that goes a little to far, but something needs to happen regarding game balance !

 

[Desky]

I was out looking for nice people to help me export cars as associates. I targeted level 40-70s since I figured they tend to need money and they wouldn't mind working for a bit of change. Found only one guy who was willing to join the organization, and he left me out to dry with some asshole in a Buzzard when I was out delivering a car to the buyer. Thankfully the Buzzard was nice enough to leave me alone after a bit of harassing with no damage done so I still got the full value.

 

Found him on the hills trying to drift in his badly deformed Futo so that was fun, even though the Elegy drifts like sh*t.

[Forza Harrd]

 

FINALLY. After a million times coming in 2nd place. I finally got my act together and timed a downhill at the end of a long wheelie. At literally the last second too. Like 8 seconds off and I went from 124 to 132 and 2nd to 1st.

 

 

 

 

edit: I'm on a roll.

 

 

 

 

You need a Rocket Voltic. I regularly clear 1000 feet.

 

 

The BF 400 was really fun though. I had JUST BOUGHT IT lol. Just got done fully upgrading and fussing on the paint color under the Sprunk livery for like an hour I came out of the Sandy Shores LSC on that awesome motorcycle just as the challenge was starting. I just started doing wheelies full speed at the sand hills. I died about 6 times. It was awesome.

 

Anyways, I was gonna say I don't want to spend millions to win a challenge again. I did that with the 811, and then when I tried to call it up via mechanic when the top speed challenge started, I got nervous and clicked on the car just under it by mistake. A fully upgraded Dominator. Not bad but not the 811. I used mc president to send it back and called back the Hakuchou and won the challenge.

 

But on second thought I have a lot of money and I was going to buy a Ruiner 2000 anyway, might as well go all out right. I can save the money again.

 

My story: I was out house hunting and I found this place. Lol how could I have played this game for a couple of years and never seen this before. o_O

 

Anyway I thought it was neat.

 

Edited February 28, 2017 by Forza Harrd

[hugh750]

yesterday while driving around los santos in my upgraded fathom fq2 i chased after another player carrying special cargo, when i finally caught up to him he crashed into some parked cars i shot the driver and threw some c4 on the nearest parked car to him but before i could detonate another special crate carrying player he was working for killed me and i respawned nearby and shot and killed my assassin and blew up both crates plus a pv, they both left soon afterwards.

[Goingcrowd9]

yesterday while driving around los santos in my upgraded fathom fq2 i chased after another player carrying special cargo, when i finally caught up to him he crashed into some parked cars i shot the driver and threw some c4 on the nearest parked car to him but before i could detonate another special crate carrying player he was working for killed me and i respawned nearby and shot and killed my assassin and blew up both crates plus a pv, they both left soon afterwards. ::

Do your parerents not give your enough attention ? Are you bullied ? Do you s*ck at everything in real life ? Please give yourself a well-deserved-sticker, sir. That probally required loooot's of skill, didn't it ?

Edited February 28, 2017 by Goingcrowd9

[Wtfdontlickme]

Haha, I'm borderline bad sport. Yesterday, I was doing my thing as usual until I get a dodgy player status. I then instantly leave, cuz you know... I'm not going back for 128 days. I waited a couple minutes to get back to clean. It's so hard to avoid it. It's a scary situation lol.

[SHADOW OPS]

 

yesterday while driving around los santos in my upgraded fathom fq2 i chased after another player carrying special cargo, when i finally caught up to him he crashed into some parked cars i shot the driver and threw some c4 on the nearest parked car to him but before i could detonate another special crate carrying player he was working for killed me and i respawned nearby and shot and killed my assassin and blew up both crates plus a pv, they both left soon afterwards. ::

Do your parerents not give your enough attention ? Are you bullied ? Do you s*ck at everything in real life ? Please give yourself a well-deserved-sticker, sir. That probally required loooot's of skill, didn't it ?

Don't blame him. The game tells you to destroy cargo. If anything blame him for the hideous choice of pv.

[Hellbendzor]

Unlocked the racing blonde tattoo on 'mountain drop'... Earned it the legit way.. Won't last ofcourse, but still... We need to make use of it, before the damn hackers start messing the records up again. Let's hope,this time around, Rockstar will get their act together with keeping the wordrecord lists legit..

 

My once-tattooless female character now sports a tattoo... LOL, I never thought, I would see the day when I let her get some ink...

[hugh750]

Unlocked the racing blonde tattoo on 'mountain drop'... Earned it the legit way.. Won't last ofcourse, but still... We need to make use of it, before the damn hackers start messing the records up again. Let's hope,this time around, Rockstar will get their act together with keeping the wordrecord lists legit..

 

My once-tattooless female character now sports a tattoo... LOL, I never thought, I would see the day when I let her get some ink...

today i tried one of the stunt races it didn't go well for me,i didn't make one lap before i went of the track and i had to respawn but i got stuck in loop i kept respawning for no reason.

 

 

 

 

yesterday while driving around los santos in my upgraded fathom fq2 i chased after another player carrying special cargo, when i finally caught up to him he crashed into some parked cars i shot the driver and threw some c4 on the nearest parked car to him but before i could detonate another special crate carrying player he was working for killed me and i respawned nearby and shot and killed my assassin and blew up both crates plus a pv, they both left soon afterwards. ::

Do your parerents not give your enough attention ? Are you bullied ? Do you s*ck at everything in real life ? Please give yourself a well-deserved-sticker, sir. That probally required loooot's of skill, didn't it ?

Don't blame him. The game tells you to destroy cargo. If anything blame him for the hideous choice of pv.

 

i like the sound my upgraded fathom fq2's engine makes when i'm going full throttle and it's shifting gears plus look at my profile i'm 50 years old.

Edited February 28, 2017 by hugh750

[Goingcrowd9]

 

 

Don't blame him. The game tells you to destroy cargo. If anything blame him for the hideous choice of pv.[Warning: some people may feel offended]

 

"Dear Mom and Dad, today I commited cuicide because someone told me to kill myself. Please don't blame me, as I just followed an order. xxx, Autistica Robotico"

 

[/warning]

 

I also blame R*, but he is the one who decides what to do and what not to do... not me, you, or R*, HE. almost every session I get an error: '... please return to gtav', it doesn't speceficly says I can re-join gta online, so I shouldn't ? If I play Fortified in an invite only session, ("protect the armoured boxville") should I do so ? Even if NO-ONE will attack it (npc will only attack you) ?

Edited February 28, 2017 by Goingcrowd9

[AndreasDuke]

Was enjoying those new stunt races but my friend keep leaving me in second place while he was using the Shotaro. When we were next in freemode I did up my Shotaro so it was fully upgraded and then we went back to racing. It felt weird not using the Bati, it was allso a mistake as I proceeded to come last three races in a row. Maybe the Shotaro just isn't for me.

[Happy Hunter]

 

This guy was suiciding a lot. Don't know why - it was only a Buzzard I was in lol.

 

Edit: The guy was asking for it by the way - had been going after me in and out of passive in jets.

Edited March 1, 2017 by Happy Hunter