Share Your Stories

[PwnageSoldier]

 

So I'm online with 2 other high lever players in the session, thinking it's a good time to go get some vehicle cargo delivered as they are doing the same. So off to my office, location of a top end car and head towards the location. One guy messages me asking if I want help but alarm bells rings. I mind my own business and collect the car and head towards my vehicle warehouse. I see him waiting there knowing fine he's going to try steal my car as I roll up. His pal went off the radar and came for me in a buzzard but soon put an end to that. So I get near the warehouse and decide to reverse into it as the guy is waiting for me and I have an engine cover on the car protecting the back. Low and behold he try's to shoot me and take my car but he's not quick enough and I get my car safely in to the warehouse. I message him saying "I'm not stupid" then I message his buddy and say "LOL scrub". Then I get notification saying I'm being voted from session by other plays and boom, I get kicked out the session. Just a tad unfair.

 

That's what happens if your good at a game. sighs loudly about scrubs

Edited February 17, 2017 by PwnageSoldier

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Man, some people.

First they fight me, i am kinda getting behind....then i make a comeback and they somehow are able to talk half the lobby into kicking me

 

I am just way to smug and trollish when playing

[DC4B18]

I was just in a public session with like 28 players...

 

About 8-10 of them were staying in their own apartments/offices the whole time, the rest were out doing their own thing.. including me. I was jumping around the mountains in my Voltic, (far away from any other players) I was just f*cking around for a little bit before I have to hit the books.

 

Anyways, I get the message that players are voting for me to be kicked from the session.

 

I didn't get kicked out but Lol are you guys seriously that lame?

 

Are you threatened for some reason?

Are you racist?

Do you just hate everybody from America?

Is it a sorry attempt at trolling?

 

I don't know, but those type of guys are some of the worst players out of all the GTA players.

 

At least try to kill me if you don't like me

[ReRo]

I was just in a public session with like 28 players...

 

About 8-10 of them were staying in their own apartments/offices the whole time, the rest were out doing their own thing.. including me. I was jumping around the mountains in my Voltic, (far away from any other players) I was just f*cking around for a little bit before I have to hit the books.

 

Anyways, I get the message that players are voting for me to be kicked from the session.

 

I didn't get kicked out but Lol are you guys seriously that lame?

 

Are you threatened for some reason?

Are you racist?

Do you just hate everybody from America?

Is it a sorry attempt at trolling?

 

I don't know, but those type of guys are some of the worst players out of all the GTA players.

 

At least try to kill me if you don't like me

 

Does your profile name say your race and nationality?

[update_lsc]

I am so sick of these people who think it's "their" session and then kick everybody who joins.

Started gta, wanted to export a few cars, found a session with 2 people in it. Of course i expected to see the first kick notification within seconds, so i became ceo and started hostile takeover. Called pegasus for my hydra and there was the first kick message. Usually i really am against killing people with jets, but i don't care if it's people like these.

The least they could do is fukcing ask if you're peaceful or not.

They ended up getting 2 more of their buddies in the session, but since i've had a vip work running, they couldn't kick me.

Ditched my hydra shortly after and went on the ground. Since i hate such people so much, i was doing everything i normally hate. Bucket on my head, marksman dancing and ewo. They ended up leaving after 20 mins, success.

 

I kinda retired from being a freemode tryhard, but people like them don't deserve anything else.

[DC4B18]

 

I was just in a public session with like 28 players...

About 8-10 of them were staying in their own apartments/offices the whole time, the rest were out doing their own thing.. including me. I was jumping around the mountains in my Voltic, (far away from any other players) I was just f*cking around for a little bit before I have to hit the books.

Anyways, I get the message that players are voting for me to be kicked from the session.

I didn't get kicked out but Lol are you guys seriously that lame?

Are you threatened for some reason?Are you racist?

Do you just hate everybody from America?

Is it a sorry attempt at trolling?

I don't know, but those type of guys are some of the worst players out of all the GTA players.

At least try to kill me if you don't like me

 

Does your profile name say your race and nationality?

No but my character is usually covered in red/white/blue

 

and I've received plenty of racist messages before.. some that don't even make sense. But then again it's coming from 16yr olds... so makes sense.

[Rafae]

I am so sick of these people who think it's "their" session and then kick everybody who joins.

Started gta, wanted to export a few cars, found a session with 2 people in it. Of course i expected to see the first kick notification within seconds, so i became ceo and started hostile takeover. Called pegasus for my hydra and there was the first kick message. Usually i really am against killing people with jets, but i don't care if it's people like these.

The least they could do is fukcing ask if you're peaceful or not.

They ended up getting 2 more of their buddies in the session, but since i've had a vip work running, they couldn't kick me.

Ditched my hydra shortly after and went on the ground. Since i hate such people so much, i was doing everything i normally hate. Bucket on my head, marksman dancing and ewo. They ended up leaving after 20 mins, success.

 

I kinda retired from being a freemode tryhard, but people like them don't deserve anything else.

If the two people in the session are in the same crew then you shouldn't be surprised. If we could do the Freemode activities in crew sessions, trust me we would.

[D9fred95]

I am so sick of these people who think it's "their" session and then kick everybody who joins.

Started gta, wanted to export a few cars, found a session with 2 people in it. Of course i expected to see the first kick notification within seconds, so i became ceo and started hostile takeover. Called pegasus for my hydra and there was the first kick message. Usually i really am against killing people with jets, but i don't care if it's people like these.

The least they could do is fukcing ask if you're peaceful or not.

They ended up getting 2 more of their buddies in the session, but since i've had a vip work running, they couldn't kick me.

Ditched my hydra shortly after and went on the ground. Since i hate such people so much, i was doing everything i normally hate. Bucket on my head, marksman dancing and ewo. They ended up leaving after 20 mins, success.

 

I kinda retired from being a freemode tryhard, but people like them don't deserve anything else.

Yeah I hate that vote kicking nonsense. I was in a session a few days ago and there were these two guys up in Grapeseed. I was trying to do the time trial and I must've been trying it for at least 30 minutes. They vote to kick me out of the lobby and they send me a message saying they did it because they didn't know if I was hostile or not.

 

Ignoring the fact I was in their session for thirty minutes and didn't so much as drive near them, if they wanted a session to themselves they should've just used an invite only session.

[Slonitram]

 

I've been a little sh*t tonight..

 

I've destroyed crates, vehicle cargo, mugged people. Spawn killed people in Hydra. I killed someone 60~ times and his crew flooded the server, killed them too. I set up proximity mines outside of vehicle warehouses.. Talked sh*t while killing people.

 

I was never like this before..

Oh we all have our moments

 

 

That must've been incredibly satisfying to do.

[Forza Harrd]

I have a new hobby! Going into passive mode, stealing a truck with a boat on a trailer and running over players in FP mode in the city. Apparently new players don't know about passive mode or boats. For some reason this was incredibly satisfying in FP mode with country music on the radio station.

 

Next time when the boat's on fire I'll have to remember to take a video, because that was awesome.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[AndreasDuke]

I played a lovely game of tennis against a random, it went well and I got the win. We spawn back into freemode next to each other and I made sure I didn't have a weapon out and this sore loser shoots in me in the back of the headas I'm walking away. I always feel like that is just a bit rude but of course it is now time for me to at least attempt some revenge. The random has jumped into a car and is speeding away but by crikey it was my lucky day. I pull out my sniper and my first bullet smacks him in the back of the skull. This was pure luck so I leave the session hoping that he just thinks I have skills haha

[Rafae]

I played a lovely game of tennis against a random, it went well and I got the win. We spawn back into freemode next to each other and I made sure I didn't have a weapon out and this sore loser shoots in me in the back of the headas I'm walking away. I always feel like that is just a bit rude but of course it is now time for me to at least attempt some revenge. The random has jumped into a car and is speeding away but by crikey it was my lucky day. I pull out my sniper and my first bullet smacks him in the back of the skull. This was pure luck so I leave the session hoping that he just thinks I have skills haha

 

Justice

[Amy Vinewood]

I was doing hostile takeover in a quiet 5 person session, I pick up the breifcase at lsia and a 2 person organization comes after me, I went ghost, missed the checkpoint by feet and get killed because I have a 4 star wanted level.

Then they get the briefcase, I respawn and kill them, now the breifcase is surrounded by 30 cops, and 2 hovering police helis.

We all try to get the breifcase for 10 minutes, me killing them, them killing me, then me killing them again until one of them finally manages to get it, and ecsape in a armored V12.

I spawn a buzzard and give chase, upon catching up with them i send my sweet revenge to them in rocket form, exploding their car. I collect the breifcase and take off, the ceo upon respawning sends a homing rocket my way, but i fly down low and it hits a building and explodes behind me.

I deliver the briefcase and one of them immediately rage quits, and his friend just goes afk all of a sudden. I mug him for 10k.

[Rafae]

I was doing hostile takeover in a quiet 5 person session, I pick up the breifcase at lsia and a 2 person organization comes after me, I went ghost, missed the checkpoint by feet and get killed because I have a 4 star wanted level.

Then they get the briefcase, I respawn and kill them, now the breifcase is surrounded by 30 cops, and 2 hovering police helis.

We all try to get the breifcase for 10 minutes, me killing them, them killing me, then me killing them again until one of them finally manages to get it, and ecsape in a armored V12.

I spawn a buzzard and give chase, upon catching up with them i send my sweet revenge to them in rocket form, exploding their car. I collect the breifcase and take off, the ceo upon respawning sends a homing rocket my way, but i fly down low and it hits a building and explodes behind me.

I deliver the briefcase and one of them immediately rage quits, and his friend just goes afk all of a sudden. I mug him for 10k.

[We Are Ninja]

I land in a relatively small lobby and decide to test the waters for some Import/Export action. I source a car via SecuroServ and head out for it. It's the annoying kind that's only a pic. Turns out, it was out by the lumberjack statue near that motel-place by the Sawmill. I get there and it's a Massacro. A blue one with ugly wheels. It'll look nice in my warehouse near my other two Import/Export Massacros. Yay. I head back only to notice a jet flying southwest towards my location. I hug the side of the mountain and he flies over me. His friend was off the radar, though and hits me with a strafing run head on, destroying my kickass Massacro. This is a public lobby, and I lost a stolen car. No biggie. BUT, I actually wanted this car. It was a Massacro, after all.

 

The first guy circles back around slowly. So slowly that my homing rocket registers a direct hit and the pilot ejects. These idiots were trying to grab the hot property that was in the vicinity. No sir. Not after that bullsh*t. I RL the second guy as he's climbing back into his jet. Now, they're both stuck on the ground with me. A third member of this CEO org arrives. Good times. I'm not "good" per se, but I am good and pissed. I proceed to stomp the sh*t out of these dudes. The ONLY reason I don't make off with the case MULTIPLE TIMES is because the game keeps spawning me in the center of a hundred angry cops with a three-star wanted level, or at the bottom of the cliffs nearby cliffs and I have to climb up, slide/roll down, and climb up again (while the briefcase sits idly atop the high-ass bridge that crosses the river. Despite this, none of them get anywhere near the case for a good ten minutes. Finally, they all manage to spawn at the top of the cliff/bridge and I spawn at the bottom. One of them grabs a car and makes off with the briefcase while the other two keep me pinned down. They deliver the briefcase, but not before I put the two that stayed down a few more times.

 

Here's where it gets good... Several minutes pass, then a voice comes over the game chat:

 

"Wear. You in Texas?" My user name on PS4 is weareninja, so it's usually shortened to "We Are", or "Ninja". No matter, though. I know exactly where this is heading.

 

"I am," I respond.

 

"How's the weather in Dallas?"

 

"Unseasonably warm, actually," I reply. "You got all that from my IP address?"

 

The other guy pauses a few moments, then responds, "Yeah, I did."

 

"I'm almost, almost scared," I reply, "almost... Actually, not really. I'm totally lying."

 

I'm over by the vehicle repair shop out in the desert (on foot), and I see one of them bearing down on me. He's got elevation. Despite this, I lay into him. As his health bar gets down to nothing, I get DDOS'd (from what I understand), my session ends and I get an connection error. The lights on my router are flashing like disco strobe lights. This has never actually happened to me before, but I've read about it. I reset my router, and fire up my other PS4. I'm able to get online (and back into that session via an invite from a friend that was also in the session), but the CEO has left. One of his subordinates is still there. He takes to following me around in Passive for a bit before getting bored and driving away. I also get "R* is unable to save game data" errors for the rest of the session. -___-

 

I guess the guy was salty that I didn't just take that [cheap, unprovoked] L and leave? LOL.

Edited February 22, 2017 by We Are Ninja

[Mrs. Buzz]

Just finished for my smallest Char./Acc (start lvl97-end lvl104.

Sun. Fleeca and Prison

Mo. Series A

Tue. Humane

Today (Wed.) Pacific

CMM incl. Same Team award (already did the All in order)

[WildBrick142]

Made over a million dollars today off 13 Vehicle Cargo sales and a Special Item that I was hoarding for a few months, in 7 hours and 32 minutes according to my Self Radio playlist. Had a few minor problems like NPC's getting cheap kills on me or cars in perfect condition getting damaged right in front of delivery points, but aside from that it was smooth enough - never thought making money would be this easy. It wasn't efficient at all, but that's the best I can do with no helicopters & death limiter challenges.

 

Cash piles are starting to return to my office ever since I went broke after Bikers. Feels good.

 

[Goingcrowd9]

 

 

Just finished for my smallest Char./Acc (start lvl97-end lvl104.

 

Sun. Fleeca and Prison

Mo. Series A

Tue. Humane

Today (Wed.) Pacific

 

CMM incl. Same Team award (already did the All in order)

 

 

 

Damn, I'm so jalous ! If only you could solo-heists...

Almost finished pac standart, dude crashed car and explodes, because 'he was distracted'

I'm not really good, per se, but I have run'n gunned down that ally so many times I can sometimes just blindfire my way out, among with some dancing (a.k.a combat roll), making me feel like those AI blue-sultan-guys.

Last try I didn't follow the yellow route, just got to the boat directly... was eating snacks, doing drive by's and equiping armour so I could barely survive, other dude just dies do other people suck ? Or am I just verry skilled ?

 

I hope, one day, we can hire npc's for heists... maximum cut is 40% for you, it will be harder, but more consistent. *huge sigh*

[Smooth Longsack]

While broughy1322 has a worthwhile chapter of vehicle performance videos on yt, I can't help but hate him. His face, mannerisms, voice and low quality room design drive me bonkers. He whinges about everything. Everything! Even when he is thanking people for donations, he sounds like someone begging to not be kicked in his miniscrot over and over. Unsubbed. Rage over.

[Forza Harrd]

Lol at low quality room design. Ikr?

[DC4B18]

I forgot how useful the Heavy Sniper is against jets.

 

Dropped into my first session of the day and took out a jet within a minute. Lol

Edited February 23, 2017 by gtaoplayer

[Wtfdontlickme]

Joined a random ceo who was getting killed by this other ceo. So I decided to get my jet, and grief the sh*t out of the guy who was constantly murdering the randoms I joined. Of course I ended up 20-0 on him until he went passive, then messaged him saying "Don't f*** with others, when they're doing ceo work." Then he proceed to leave. At least I did one random act of kindness in this game. He got cocky with the "I know how to take down jets!! So I'm going to use the regular Rpg and sniper because I'm amazing!!" I sort of laughed.

Edited February 23, 2017 by JohnnyXThunders

[Mrs. Buzz]

 

 

Just finished for my smallest Char./Acc (start lvl97-end lvl104.

 

<snip>

 

 

Damn, I'm so jalous ! If only you could solo-heists...

Almost finished pac standart, dude crashed car and explodes, because 'he was distracted'

I'm not really good, per se, but I have run'n gunned down that ally so many times I can sometimes just blindfire my way out, among with some dancing (a.k.a combat roll), making me feel like those AI blue-sultan-guys.

Last try I didn't follow the yellow route, just got to the boat directly... was eating snacks, doing drive by's and equiping armour so I could barely survive, other dude just dies do other people suck ? Or am I just verry skilled ?

 

I hope, one day, we can hire npc's for heists... maximum cut is 40% for you, it will be harder, but more consistent. *huge sigh*

 

Depends which people you get, tbh. My tips are:

• get at best skilled players (obvious)
• don't play drunk, tired or in rush (yes, experienced that, too)
• make sure no one goes Rambo or takes needless risks = teamwork (have an eye on others)
• leave explosives aside
• always stock up with snacks and armor
• enjoy and hope for that little portion luck you always need and keep calm if something unexpected happens

Examples for the last point from the current run:

On Series A Meth: The truck lost its trailer at the beach and it tilled over. While two Kurumas kept the attackers on bay the truck had time to deploy and attach it again. Finished 15 sec. before countdown was over. Later; Series A final, I was gunner on the Technical and a biker instantly spawned infront of us at topspeed. The Technical did a 360 rollercoaster-like sideroll and landed on its wheels again - pretty easy for the gunner to die here. - Ahhh, those moments - pure adrenaline

 

tl;dr

Neither I think you're overskilled nor the others sucks in general - 21 "missions" and 5 finals without a death is just a big challenge - maybe the biggest in the game. Anyway, pressing my thumbs for your next try (and agree to the hire NPC's or solo heist suggestion)

[Goingcrowd9]

Think I wasn't verry clear, because, unfortunatly, it wasn't a CMM run. completing a heist with randoms is verry hard and finding competent players seems impossible. I would like, at the verry least, to have some kind of 'skill-bar' or -stat: it would display how many times a heist was failed because of you. And no, I don't think I am verry skilled, but I'd say way more skilled than the average heist-player for sure.

 

as a 'Crow Control': get to the bank, make sure you don't scare the hostages too much or too little, wait, and return to the doors. DON'T use explosives, instead, try to aim for headshots. when you start to enter the alley, cops will spawn (almost) right behind you. kill them, if neceserry, and take a right instead of going down the ally directly. just make sure to collect the checkponts, but avoid the 'pinpointed' route. when you come near the street, at the right side of the building with the stairs, a chopper will spawn. no need for explosives, just plant a couple of bullets into the noose guys. always keep an eye on your health and armour, and refill when necessery. when you aproach the bikes, a last cop car will be right in front of you. next ride the bike or pick your vehichle of choice. if you can handle some police, you can just drive to the boat directly, but keep in mind you won't lose cops that way. If you pick the main route instead, DON'T parachute, you will just have an unnecessery risk. drive carefully, landing a car upside down may cause it to explode !

 

Did I forgot something ?

 

 

people screw up at every step possible:

- get killed by guards inside the bank

- use explosives when leaving the bank (killing themselves)

- only look forward, forget about cops spawning behind them

- don't collect checkpoints

- don't refill snacks/armour

- crash with the bike, and dying in the proces (this is the most understandable fail, imo)

- decide to parachute, don't open/ open parachute too late

- jumps down cliff and dies

- explodes car by carefullyness driving it off the cliff

- gets to boat too late

- etc...

[aManHasNoName]

I have discovered the fun of being a pseudo Uber driver in game.. just rolling around in passive mode getting low levels (or anyone really) to and from in style.. I really must be bored.

[Forza Harrd]

I have discovered the fun of being a pseudo Uber driver in game.. just rolling around in passive mode getting low levels (or anyone really) to and from in style.. I really must be bored.

I do the same thing, but instead of a personal vehicle I use an npc truck pulling a boat on a trailer. And instead of giving them a lift I run them over.

[We Are Ninja]

A quickie:

 

I'm in a clothing store making my girl fabulous. I'm cycling through the clothing menu when I hear the saleslady welcome someone into the store. At that point, I know someone is in there with me. I back out of the clothing menu to see a scrub casually cycling through his weapon wheel, looking for the best weapon to get a cheap kill with. I've got a couple seconds at most. I pull up my Interactive Menu and click down once to highlight Passive mode. I press X with half a second to spare and...

 

 

instead of going all ghostly, I hear: "It's your friend, LJT...", followed by the obnoxious sound of the f*cking Wasted screen. Because of that obnoxious f*cking f*ck LJT, some ass got a cheap kill on me.

 

Edited February 24, 2017 by We Are Ninja

[CrysisAverted]

Minding my own business flying off of ramps in my Rocket Voltic near vinewood when some asshat starts his Ruiner 2000 special mission that makes him all kinds of levels of bullsh*t. He of course proceeds to fire a homing rocket at me while I'm flying above the city. Respawn and get attacked by his butt buddy on foot, proceed to start getting attacked by two Ruiner 2000's, constantly having rockets shot at me and die again. Respawn, right off the bat they are attacking me and now it seems 2 other f*ckers joined in. I decide f*ck this sh*t and join heist to ditch this 4v1 situation. Step out of my Apartment and go grab a Hydra to end this f*ckers mission and get payed in the process. Start sweeping him as he makes miserable attempts to shoot me down and eventually kill him. The Ruiner 2000 mission doesn't end so I figure he may be able to get another Ruiner 2000 and I decide to repeatedly kill him like he was doing to me unwarranted. Of course this dude is the kind of person that fires an RPG before killing himself so nobody can kill him but I happen to have a general sense of respawns and manage to start killing him before he can kill himself. His butt buddies at this point are off to the side trying to shoot me down while my only focus is claiming victory at this point. He eventually manages to run to cover under the construction site and he and his butt buddies start angrily messaging me however; I still manage to protect the vehicles he had to destroy by warding off his attacks cuz he wouldn't get out from under cover. Easy $20k for vengeance ain't bad either.

 

 

*fff seems screenshot was to slow to capture some of the texts

 

Try to explain to him that he started sh*t so he shouldn't be bitching about me response, especially considering he started a mission that prompts players to stop him

I think I eventually got it through his thick head that a Jet is the only thing that won't easily get torn to shreds by his heavily armored Ruiner 2000 + 3 Player Backup

I don't know what he mean't by mad sh*t though, I literally only responded to him with "Next time don't start sh*t" and "You guys were talking sh*t"

 

Edited February 24, 2017 by CrysisAverted

[V4S]

I recognize that name, sucks at racing too

[Black Terminator]

So I was minding my own business and these 5 random MC crew decided to chase me down in their gunner Insurgent. I gave them 5 seconds to leave me alone and mind their business, so no one would get killed. Now, I normally don't give anyone that amount of time before I start shooting. Seconds later I got out of my car and started to kill them with my combat mg. My favorite gun in the game next to Pistols. I gotten my bounty taken away but the gunner but I taken him down with me. They started to come after me some more. So I decided teach them a lesson that they will never forget. Do not come after the ones that don't want to be disturbed.