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[Dr Labuschagne]

After seeing that CEO buildings are about half a million, a friend comes in and msg's me to for the Pac standard.

 

First 15 minutes, everything is good, but now I'm staring to lag around and my friend's friend states it with irritation. I tell him if we hurry, we may make it.

 

He tries being the runner, as I stand still to help the game's fragile connection. He still dies, 4 times

 

By mistake we end up picking up the money together further infuriating him.

 

After he gets to the bikes and kills himself, the game looses packets between the console and the other three causing it to slowly lag out.

 

After spacing out a bit we try again at the lobby I get kicked out

 

My friend msg's me to say that my internet cause him to lag out.

 

Yep folks, money over friends...

[Nino El]

Got my second character to rank 500

 

http://xboxclips.com/El+Nino+19f/screenshots/f1ebe7b4-19aa-4bde-adef-481a6ac3bbc6

[Handsome Jack]

Do you wanna know what I store in my van?

 

 

 

 

 

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

I totally destroyed someones biker buisness with my hydra.

God...easy 6 k and a hate message that i destroyed 100 k's worth of cargo..

 

But hey...i can't help it if rockstar designed the game like that

[FlacidJack]

Unlocked the Trust No One tramp stamp legit last night. Guess I don't need to park my Dubsta2 at LSC anymore but I feel like I'm gonna miss it, felt a bit like fishing.

[HipHopHead]

I saw this group of people out in the middle of the ocean and decided to go check it out and came upon this. I must say that's a new one to me. Playing on Xbox One.

 

http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/HipHopHead80/video/26726775

 

http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/HipHopHead80/video/26726854

[Goingcrowd9]

I totally destroyed someones biker buisness with my hydra.

God...easy 6 k and a hate message that i destroyed 100 k's worth of cargo..

 

But hey...i can't help it if rockstar designed the game like that

You must feel verry proud...

 

Can anyone give this man a sticker ? For his unhuman-skills ?

 

 

I'm pretty sure it works like this:

 

1) rockstar tells you to do something

2) you either do, or do not

 

It's not like you where forced to do it, ffs...

[Forza Harrd]

omg!! I just got a second to write getting online but I just got a bigger TV and I feel LIKE GOD. WOW. THIS. IS. AMAZING. O_O

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

omg!! I just got a second to write getting online but I just got a bigger TV and I feel LIKE GOD. WOW. THIS. IS. AMAZING. O_O

Totally get it. I had a box style TV for everything up until I went to an actual flat screen HD type. I remember vividly the huge, and awe inspiring, difference. Like, dude I've been gaming all wrong, this is ridiculous. I can see EVERYTHING!

[Mrs. Buzz]

I totally destroyed someones biker buisness with my hydra.

God...easy 6 k and a hate message that i destroyed 100 k's worth of cargo..

 

But hey...i can't help it if rockstar designed the game like that

Not to serious but:

Edited February 7, 2017 by godtrams

[Kushology]

TL;DR

 

Guy in an MC was talking mad sh*t to crewmate and I saying we needed buzzards for kills, we hopped out and slaughtered them on foot. He had f*ck all to say and ended up leaving.

 

Then...

 

The other day MC are stealing bikes, I kill them each once along with vehicles, they vote to kick me and report me for griefing. Hopped on mic pretty much calling them cry babies and they're abusing report system. The president and vice president ended up leaving after I got a few more kills on them.

Edited February 7, 2017 by Kushology

[Forza Harrd]

 

omg!! I just got a second to write getting online but I just got a bigger TV and I feel LIKE GOD. WOW. THIS. IS. AMAZING. O_O

Totally get it. I had a box style TV for everything up until I went to an actual flat screen HD type. I remember vividly the huge, and awe inspiring, difference. Like, dude I've been gaming all wrong, this is ridiculous. I can see EVERYTHING!

 

 

I started GTA 5 with an Xbox360 and a 28" Vizio widescreen TV and I thought it was a pretty cool little setup for my desk in my studio apartment. Then I upgraded to Xbox1. And I just had this feeling I was missing something lol. Just upgraded to a 39" Vizio on the same computer desk and it's FRIGGEN AMAZEBALLS *slobbers* i love it.

 

Just upgraded my apartment to most expensive interior because it LOOKS AWESOME *drools*

 

Have him watching TV right now while I get online and look up which is the coolest stilt house.

 

edit: bought 2874 Hillcrest after reading this thread: http://gtaforums.com/topic/832908-which-new-property-looks-the-best/page-4

Edited February 8, 2017 by Forza Harrd

[derek0514]

Jet pirate killed me multiple times from air but never boarded- it said I defended my yacht and I got $30k.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

 

I totally destroyed someones biker buisness with my hydra.

God...easy 6 k and a hate message that i destroyed 100 k's worth of cargo..

But hey...i can't help it if rockstar designed the game like that

You must feel verry proud...

Can anyone give this man a sticker ? For his unhuman-skills ?

I'm pretty sure it works like this:

1) rockstar tells you to do something

2) you either do, or do not

It's not like you where forced to do it, ffs...

Anything that makes cash is good for me...its not like i knew those people so i don't care.

 

Besides that, in the mean time i am proving how OP this thing is and also proving this thing being overpowered is in fact problrmatic.

 

Realy...i would pretty much like nothing more then a nerf on this thing, but that does not mean i am gonna stop using this thing along with other overpowered weapons like assault shotguns, sticky bombs,special carbine, combat mg, ap pistol, ect...

[Nino El]

This is happening way too much recently but atleast I tried

 

http://xboxclips.com/El+Nino+19f/4ee12f5f-cd16-484d-8276-359d1ea49d33

[Goingcrowd9]

Is the creator glith patched ? Last time I tried, I was still able to drive cars in LSC, but could not modify them anymore !?

[Noobula]

Me and a friend once tried to see if a titan could fly with someone driving a car on top of it.... Unfortunately, after many tries cargobobbing a car on top of it, the titan immediately exploded upon moving... Damn R*, ruining our stunt man dreams!

[Action_Andy]

Well, my boss told me to get an aircraft ready for the next crate run. And I did.

[Goingcrowd9]

Well, my boss told me to get an aircraft ready for the next crate run. And I did.

I would hire you, lol.

[That Guy Mike]

-snip-

 

Anything that makes cash is good for me...its not like i knew those people so i don't care.

Besides that, in the mean time i am proving how OP this thing is and also proving this thing being overpowered is in fact problrmatic.

Realy...i would pretty much like nothing more then a nerf on this thing, but that does not mean i am gonna stop using this thing along with other overpowered weapons like assault shotguns, sticky bombs,special carbine, combat mg, ap pistol, ect...

Facepalm

 

 

Try to justify it however you want, destroying someone's cargo with a jet for a measly sum and then bragging about it on a forum still makes you look like a complete ass to the vast majority of people that are decent human beings.

And the fact that you say you don't care about bad things happening to anyone that you don't know is borderline sociopathic.

 

Also, this is a share your stories thread, you should probably take your justification posts to pm.

 

 

 

OT - I like to run headhunter whenever possible, which is a piece of cake in a hydra and an easy 20K+. It also affords me the opportunity to assist with air support for any players that I see being harassed by jets while they're delivering product, or even if they're just being bothered for no reason.

 

Also, I've recently purchased the rocket voltic, and man is it fun to screw around in that thing. I think I spent a few hours the other day cargobobbing it to different places with some crew mates and seeing what we could accomplish.. good times.

Edited February 8, 2017 by ImageNat!on

[No Use For A Name]

I totally destroyed someones biker buisness with my hydra.

God...easy 6 k and a hate message that i destroyed 100 k's worth of cargo..

 

But hey...i can't help it if rockstar designed the game like that

 

I never took you for a douchebag.

 

Guess I was wrong,

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Regarding the f*cked up quote:

If my justifications are to far off topic, so are your tears about my story.

 

Back on topic :

 

Yesterday i did a load of headhunter...i am honestly thinking that it is by far the best thing to do solo.

 

Even if your associates are not total idiots there is still the considerable risk that,if they kill other random players in the marked area, said player will be spawning close to you, see you when unprepared and kill you.

But solo....o man...you can prettt much start hunting other players with snipers.

 

Whatever you do, avoid the minigun and rpgs....and any fast firing weapon kinda...though i do not consider this player base to bright, the bullet trails of those pretty much show your firing position really easy.

 

But with the heavy sniper...they will keep searching

[TheKillSwitch69]

Regarding the f*cked up quote:

If my justifications are to far off topic, so are your tears about my story.

 

Back on topic :

 

Yesterday i did a load of headhunter...i am honestly thinking that it is by far the best thing to do solo.

 

Even if your associates are not total idiots there is still the considerable risk that,if they kill other random players in the marked area, said player will be spawning close to you, see you when unprepared and kill you.

But solo....o man...you can prettt much start hunting other players with snipers.

 

Whatever you do, avoid the minigun and rpgs....and any fast firing weapon kinda...though i do not consider this player base to bright, the bullet trails of those pretty much show your firing position really easy.

 

But with the heavy sniper...they will keep searching

I bet that you are talking about Executive Searches, yes?

[Goingcrowd9]

Ok, so...

The armoured boxville in the mission, VIP work and the one in your underground garage are brown/yellow-ish, but if you request it via 'vehichles' (wich I rarely did) it is matte black.

 

I found it strange at first, as I mostly use the VIP one or drove it out of my garage, so I never really noticed the black version. I actually think it is an un-intensional bug, but if it is a bug, it's a nice one !

 

...Or R* just teases us: "hey, so want to modify it ? You can't... but WE can ! Just live with it (haha)"

[MG Fall]

I've got a good one cooking up. So check this out, when I first joined GTA online, back on Christmas 2014 or 2015, I won my first race, the introductory one. So I go towards the clothes store after the race, decided to pick me out some threads to rock, real nice, MGF style. I walk out, next think I know I'm ran into a wall by some idiot in a jester. I was like below ten, so the only car I had was the low down facade or whatever the car is called, and I got in my car and started to drive off. Next thing I know, some guy is gaining on me, pedal to the medal, I'm using my map trying to derail him, throw him off, take the roads I know no one else knows real good. So it was snowing and I kept spinning out, this guy shows up with a zentorno, pops my tires out and I'm up here riding on 4 tires with no rubber. So the guy gets cocky, starts to drive on the opposite side towards oncoming traffic and he's playing with his horn, taunting me. He's beeping this horn hard and I remember just thinking "he's about to light me up." 18 wheeler shows up out of nowhere, he and the guy have a head on collision and the guy's car gets wrecked. I remember laughing all the way to the repair shop. Greatest day of GTA ever.

Edited February 9, 2017 by MagellanFall

[FaultyDroid]

I totally destroyed someones biker buisness with my hydra.

God...easy 6 k and a hate message that i destroyed 100 k's worth of cargo..

 

But hey...i can't help it if rockstar designed the game like that

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

 

Regarding the f*cked up quote:

If my justifications are to far off topic, so are your tears about my story.

Back on topic :

Yesterday i did a load of headhunter...i am honestly thinking that it is by far the best thing to do solo.

Even if your associates are not total idiots there is still the considerable risk that,if they kill other random players in the marked area, said player will be spawning close to you, see you when unprepared and kill you.

But solo....o man...you can prettt much start hunting other players with snipers.

Whatever you do, avoid the minigun and rpgs....and any fast firing weapon kinda...though i do not consider this player base to bright, the bullet trails of those pretty much show your firing position really easy.

But with the heavy sniper...they will keep searching

I bet that you are talking about Executive Searches, yes?

I always mix those up.

"Facepalm"

[That Guy Mike]

@Darth - no tears here, just a great deal of enjoyment from the obviously salty taste in your mouth

 

Which reminds me; today, some asshat blew up an import car that I was taking to the warehouse, which there's really no need for (if he had killed me and stolen the car, then hats off to him). I fought him on the ground for a bit, and when he had had enough and fled, I followed him and blew him up with a buzzard. He msgd me telling me to leave him alone, and I replied that he had brought it on himself. I killed him a couple more times and relished each salty msg that he sent, before letting him be while I did some other tasks.

Shortly before having to sign off I decided to go in for a couple more kills with a hydra, with the hopes of teaching him to think twice before blowing up someone's cargo/imports next time.. I guess only time will tell.

 

perhaps that will be my new purpose in this game, trying to eliminate douchebag behaviour, one player at a time. Viva la revolucion!

Edited February 11, 2017 by ImageNat!on

[Skycam]

I must have made about a million dollars last night in about 3-4 hours maybe more, not sure because the money gets put into the bank and I don't like that because I like to keep what I earned that day on hand so I know. Got lucky joining heists on call and was able to run 3-4 finals with randoms, got good cuts on all of them. Then joined my crew for one and they gave me a 50% cut on the final that we ran.

 

It's so refreshing playing with good players and getting lucky with randoms. Breathed new life into this game joining an active heist crew. I may be late to the heist party but finally I get to have a blast with these missions. Last night was a very productive session.

[SHADOW OPS]

Some ass clown in a buzzard kept coming after me during fully loaded. Blew him up 6 times. Going otr does no good sweetie. I check my 12 and my 6 and once I hear that beep...

 

You're done.