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[AUScowboy]

Well, not only did get that $250,000 bonus for the third time in three weeks, but i got the $500,000 bonus for monthly objective...for the second time this week. Don't know why or how, but this game is seriously broken in the best way possible..

[Doctor_Anarchy1]

Yesterday I was glitching at LSC, and when I came out, someone threw a sticky bomb on my Baller and blew it up. I think that was me lol.

 

Learned the lesson, went glitching in solo servers.

[xR4PTORx]

At the beginning I hated import/export. I decided to give it a couple of months. Today I stole 13 cars and I can't help but to love every thing about the update now. Sure the waves of helis and other npc kills me ALOT. But I've accepted this as part of the process. I even love the music. The sell mission seemed much easier than the sourcing missions too.

[FrozenDanCicle]

 

Hey guys, Kotaku has discovered a great way to troll all the griefers!! Oh man, can't wait to try this!

 

http://www.kotaku.co.uk/2017/01/19/grand-theft-auto-online-trolls-vs-the-million-dollar-car

Isn't insurance limited to 20k?

As far as I know. Maybe he is on PC and is somehow able to mod the cars value. My guess is this guy knows so little about GTA, that he assumes these guys are paying full value instead of the capped 20k. If im wrong, would love to know how its done.

[Professional Amateur]

My guess is this guy knows so little about GTA, that he assumes these guys are paying full value instead of the capped 20k.

Probably this. The car in the article doesn't even have the insurance bill at the 20k cap- it's only a Sabre Turbo custom. The best thing to do is get a line of supercars worth 20k in insurance and bait a jet griefer into it. I did it with friends and a line of T20s before the limit (it was $27500 for destroying a T20 a while ago). I think the pilot went broke as he only paid for 3 or 4 of the insurance fees and there were 6 cars. Was probably worth it just to claim that $1000 bounty bait, lol.

Edited January 30, 2017 by Professional Amateur

[Forza Harrd]

 

 

Hey guys, Kotaku has discovered a great way to troll all the griefers!! Oh man, can't wait to try this!

 

http://www.kotaku.co.uk/2017/01/19/grand-theft-auto-online-trolls-vs-the-million-dollar-car

Isn't insurance limited to 20k?

As far as I know. Maybe he is on PC and is somehow able to mod the cars value. My guess is this guy knows so little about GTA, that he assumes these guys are paying full value instead of the capped 20k. If im wrong, would love to know how its done.

 

 

My Third Rule of the Internet: Every post that starts with "Hey guys" can't be trusted.

[Shaytan]

Lost an in-game friend today. I feel a bit weird, I know this guy almost for a year now, we used to play time to time yet today he got mad at me because at first, when he was on his yacht hosting Piracy Prevention and I was his bodyguard, I shot some missiles from the Buzzard I was preparing to land at him making him fly all over the deck. I realized it wasn't very funny to him he killed me while I apologized to him and we kept playing.

 

Later on after a car delivery me and his other bodygaurd were just fooling arround punching cars and NPCs, and what's the big deal I punched his own car's window. He got real pissed and killed me again so I blown the car, I mean, I was just fooling arround with him, it wasn't a big deal and he had already thrown molotvs at me and my bike, used my car as a ramp with his bike and such, he began acting a bit over-sensitive - and he got real mad after blowing the car, when I explained him all of this he even marked me to be exterminated and said he might wipe me as a friend. I know I might have been a bit annoying but c'mon... I wouldn't say that to a friend and I didn't wanted to deal with him and the other guys killing me, and considering what he had said I removed him from the friend list, left and guess I'll have to move on.

 

For anyone who have read all of this, was I that annoying to justify all of this?

 

EDIT: I ended up texting him and sent him a friend request again and this morning we solved things up. Thanks to FrozenDanCicle for speaking out his opinion, was very appreciated.

Edited January 31, 2017 by Zombified Andy

[FrozenDanCicle]

Lost an in-game friend today. I feel a bit weird, I know this guy almost for a year now, we used to play time to time yet today he got mad at me because at first, when he was on his yacht hosting Piracy Prevention and I was his bodyguard, I shot some missiles from the Buzzard I was preparing to land at him making him fly all over the deck. I realized it wasn't very funny to him he killed me while I apologized to him and we kept playing.

 

Later on after a car delivery me and his other bodygaurd were just fooling arround punching cars and NPCs, and what's the big deal I punched his own car's window. He got real pissed and killed me again so I blown the car, I mean, I was just fooling arround with him, it wasn't a big deal and he had already thrown molotvs at me and my bike, used my car as a ramp with his bike and such, he began acting a bit over-sensitive - and he got real mad after blowing the car, when I explained him all of this he even marked me to be exterminated and said he might wipe me as a friend. I know I might have been a bit annoying but c'mon... I wouldn't say that to a friend and I didn't wanted to deal with him and the other guys killing me, and considering what he had said I removed him from the friend list, left and guess I'll have to move on.

 

For anyone who have read all of this, was I that annoying to justify all of this?

No, you werent annoying enough to warrant his reaction. My guess is he is having a sh*t day/week/month, and was open to being easily agitated. If u have messed around with him before and he seemed ok with it, then I would bet the house I dont own that im right.

[Actlikeyouknow]

I think I had the best Import/Export source mission ever today. It was the time trial mission and I just bought a Penetrator, so I brought it along for the mission. As soon as the trial started, "Party all the time" by Eddie Murphy came on. It was extremely awesome driving at full speed down the highway with that song blasting full volume. I got there way before the time was up, walked calmly up to the owner, shot him once the revolver, and took the car while the crowd scattered. I shattered down the highway back to the warehouse, dodging traffic and enemies alike. Made it with no damage.

 

This game kicks MAJOR ass when everything works correctly.

Edited January 31, 2017 by Actlikeyouknow

[Professional Amateur]

This game kicks MAJOR ass when everything works correctly.

Emphasis on 'when', lol. Reminds me of the first time I did the EMP setup and Danger Zone played after all the enemy jets were downed. Was such a great moment and I really didn't want to land the Hydra until the song ended.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

If they finally do double $ on VIP work as a bonus tomorrow, it'll give me a reason to get the wastelander.

[Hellbendzor]

Did an MC-clubhousecontract (don't know name, but it's where u need to mess up a weaponmeeting, load the suitcases in a rumpo and drive all the way down to the harbour)... Well to cut a long story short... I made it almost down there, then went into opposing lane and managed to hit a truck full on... It sent my rumpo in the air, over the safeguards and into the damn river/sea... Bye bye 40K (double pay still) and welcome 8K... Less than a mile to go, after an 7 mile drive already...

 

Good times;.. Well not,b ut ok, ehhe...

[No Use For A Name]

I lost two friends last night. It all started innocently enough but ended in a hail of gunfire and violence.

 

I grinded most of the weekend to buy an MTL Dune. Bought it last night with most of my money....I had about $5k left, so even calling to use it would hurt financially. I KNEW I should have started an invite only session, but I got suckered into accepting an invite from a friend. He's usually in peaceful lobbies and I've played with most of his friends. They're never hostile.

 

Spawn on my yacht by Mt. Gordo and call for the Dune. They were doing MC supply stuff in Grapeseed. Drove by them on two separate occasions with no issue. I then noticed that an annoying mic putz joined the lobby and was joking with the president about killing him (they were in the same crew). Whatever, I continued to make my way up Chiliad as they were going back to their document forgery business in Paleto. The mic guy joined their MC shortly after for what I later learned was a sell run. He immediately blew me up in his Buzzard, because an unarmed Dakar rally truck going up a 70 degree mountain incline is a HUGE threat. immediately took cover and waited for them to start flying south. Called for my Hydra so I could get some sweet revenge. Even better that the putz had a bounty, and my last DO was to collect one.

 

This is where things started going to hell.

 

My first mistake was using homing missiles. Funny thing about a flying bounty is it hides other icons...like the two blue friend circles traveling with him. Also funny that I just recently changed my targeting priority to Everyone. The bounty douche bailed at the last second, so I ended up missing him but killing my two friends, along with the president.

 

...and also his document forgery cargo. Now, I don't destroy other people's product, but there were NO warnings he was doing a sale mission. No "destroy product" notification, no flashing red icon, nothing. I toggled to hover mode and frantically tried to text my friend and the prez to apologize, while also scrambling to find my mic. Of course that left me as an easy HL target for the bounty jackass who'd now parachuted to safety.

 

I now had 4 angry people yelling at me over the mic while I was silent. Not good. My only recourse was to call Lester and do cops turn blind eye (which coincidentally was only possible due to me receiving $2k for good behavior as I was shooting down their chopper) while trying to fight off 4 others at the base of Chiliad. This lasted for a few minutes, which was long enough to get called a cheater because the cops weren't bothering me. At no point was I able to survive long enough to send an apology, nor was I able to find my mic. I finally warped to my heist apartment so I could message my friend on PSN, while again getting called a cheater for warping. It was too late though, both of them unfriended me. I finally did find my mic a few minutes later. Told the dude sorry for blowing up his product and also told him this could have been avoided had he not hired an imbecile for his crew.

 

Oh well

[Shaytan]

Coninefan, try to message them explaining the whole situation. I think it was avoidable the post-situation fight, you would have avoided much trouble bailing the session and going passive but well, they started it after all. If they are really your friends they will comprehend the situation, otherwise if they prefer to side with the trouble maker, they aren't very reasonable neither seem to be true friends imo.

[EvilPickle12]

Haven't played more than an hour in two months because sh*tty servers.

F*ck you R*

Edited February 1, 2017 by EvilPickle12

[-LN-]

Not much of a story but an annoying low rank and I were getting into it so I sent him a text "u want dis punani, scrub?" but it sent to a crew member instead. I was so embarrassed, they replied

 

"idk, u giving it out?"

 

I left the session after explaining it was meant for someone else.

 

OMG, I just read this, but...

 

You owe me a new keyboard. I was drinking when I read, and eh, you can probably guess what happened.

[ciel]

He probably found it funny too but at the time my game was lagging and I was salty lol

 

E - I don't know if I can get you a new keyboard but I'll do a happy clown and like all your posts.

Edited February 2, 2017 by XXI

[Wtfdontlickme]

I usually always let my Ego take the best of me. But today it took me down. I was trying to kill this random and then he suddenly kills me, eventually I get killed again. That's when I knew if I couldn't get a hit on him, I couldn't kill him. Literally, he was dominating the lobby. I know I shouldn't even be egotistical or over confident but it's just hard not to be. Especially when I rarely ever die from other players.

Ehh, it's something I do irl too. Especially during the football season, when I play. It's a habit.

(Like that one character from this show called Dragon Ball Z. Vegeta, too confident.)

 

Err, moral of the story don't kill randoms when they're doing nothing wrong. (Literally this time. I'll still kill and grief though.. it's a habit. 64 days of bad sport didn't teach me a thing.)

[Ice_cold2016]

I had a funny session today. A group of several CEO gangs were all clubbed together going around killing everyone in sight. About 8 of them in total. They all had girls names and female characters but i don't think they were as they kept trolling me via text calling me a p*ssy and full out trolling. Girls simply don't act that way. Pretty ironic they were calling me a p*ssy and a sissy when they were clearly males pretending to be females, lol. Anyway. They all got on top of a building and sat picking people off with sniper rifles, gatlin guns and explosives. I was on my own so i stood no chance on foot. So, i got into my jet. I'm really good in a jet and i can evade 99.9% of all homing rockets, no matter where or what they come from. I flew around them as they sat on top of the building and let them waste thousands of $$$ in rockets. I then decided to even up the kill count. About 4 of them had killed me 1 to 2 times each before i got my jet. So, i leveled up the scores a bit and killed 7 of them 4 to 5 times each. They then took to choppers and jets in an attempt to shoot me down but i kept beating all of them for about an hour. I even took on 2 choppers and a jet at the same time. This made them really mad. You could tell by the amount of troll texts they kept sending me. Then my actual phone rang and one of them managed to shoot me down while i was busy on the phone. They took over an hour, multiple rockets, choppers, jets etc just to kill me once in a jet. They then claimed this as a final victory for them, called me a p*ssy again, said i didn't fight fair (even though it was 8 Vs 1) before they all left the session, lol. Most of them were double and treble my rank.

[LanaSugoi]

YAY finally

[Mrs. Buzz]

Re-activated all of my biker productions to play something different and was placed in a small lobby with four CEO's (all lvl 200/300ish) and another MC with two prospects (lvl90+) in it. Fine. Started to resupply and here and there two of the CEO's (same crew) tried half-assed to attack me without luck. Once all productions were ready to sell I called for some crewmates to assist me for the sales which eventually flooted the lobby. So from lonewolfing up to a full eight MC in less than 2min . Once the last mate arrived in the session all others left - Peacefull take-over of the lobby - hihi. All five sales succsessfully completed.

Edited February 4, 2017 by godtrams

[update_lsc]

Started velocity, shortly before the event ended he tried to take me out with his hydra. He crashed, i made fun of him, he started calling me a cheater because of my rank (630ish). Told him the highest rank i know of is ~1500 on xb1. Pictures speak for itself, really.

 

 

How can somebody whose rank is 300+ know so little about this game?

Edited February 4, 2017 by update_lsc

[EvilPickle12]

Started velocity, shortly before the event ended he tried to take me out with his hydra. He crashed, i made fun of him, he started calling me a cheater because of my rank (630ish). Told him the highest rank i know of is ~1500 on xb1. Pictures speak for itself, really.

 

 

How can somebody whose rank is 300+ know so little about this game?

Modded accounts, it's pretty easy to tell.

Edited February 4, 2017 by EvilPickle12

[Ice_cold2016]

YAY finally

I got them. However, i think the associate i hired had been drinking as he caused more than 20k damage. Buggerd my bonus up. =I

[Happy Hunter]

Mmmm yeah this was satisfying:

 

[Verbose]

Ran into JohnnyXThunders last night, it here a blast! Feels great playing with other forum members.

[Mach1bud]

I haven't played Online in two days. Not for lack of wanting to, just haven't had the time. Life and sh*t.

[FaultyDroid]

 

YAY finally

I got them. However, i think the associate i hired had been drinking as he caused more than 20k damage. Buggerd my bonus up. =I

Why in the name of the seventh circle of blue hell would you hire a random to help you export cars? Your faith in humanity knows no bounds.

[Ice_cold2016]

Aint Karma a Bitch!

 

I was just minding my own business playing in my car and.....

 

Note he was carrying supplies and i only had 1 rocket left!

 

 

Edited February 6, 2017 by Ice_cold2016

[Wtfdontlickme]

Ran into JohnnyXThunders last night, it here a blast! Feels great playing with other forum members.

Haha, you know it dude.