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[Mrs. Buzz]

- Go and steal the Roosevelt Valor he said

- Go and get the Cargobob to get the Roosevelt on the hook he said

- Bad guys want to export it off-shore on a pontoon he said

- So I did.... until the Roosevelt decided to jump off the hook to drain himself in the sea

[Handsome Jack]

Using mission version KITT nothing could stop me, everyone got rekt. The insurgent was no match for it. No one could escape the rockets. It was great. I got called a modern by a lvl 30 though I don't even know what that is lmao

[JoeBoneless]

Having fun in my ramp car

 

Sees a four man crew headed my way, two in a chopper, one in vehicle cargo, the last in a ruiner 2k.

 

I nail the cargo vehicle, launching it into the chopper. Destroys vehicle and kills all three.

 

Ruiner come for vengeance. Missiles miss me. I fire one heat seeker and mine doesn't miss.

 

Crew: owned. And only one shot fired.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

^ Terrible story, bro...

 

My norm since Standard value cars were not worth my time, has been to simply destroy each one I'm sourced...Now that I know I can put enough of those basic bitches in my warehouse to stop them from being sourced, that is my next goal. At least if I do all 10 first of standards they can get a cover and become just props...

 

The Standards should have a 6 vehicle commission with the car trailer just to make them worth a damn...

[MikeMyth]

^ Terrible story, bro...

 

My norm since Standard value cars were not worth my time, has been to simply destroy each one I'm sourced...Now that I know I can put enough of those basic bitches in my warehouse to stop them from being sourced, that is my next goal. At least if I do all 10 first of standards they can get a cover and become just props...

 

The Standards should have a 6 vehicle commission with the car trailer just to make them worth a damn...

Wait, so you just said his story was terrible, then proceed to share what barely qualifies as a story?

 

Huh.

[mmm chocolate]

this is the first update that I'm going to wait on jumping into. although I'm really hyped on the return of 'grand theft auto' gameplay.

Edited December 17, 2016 by mmm chocolate

[OBeef619]

Never spent so much time at a Casino and Racetrack not open but can still bet.

[Business_Cat]

I hired two of my friends to my CEO Group as associates. After finishing 3 minutes of headhunter, criminal damage just started. Using hydras and tanks, me and my associates got 1st, 2nd and 3rd place respectively.
earning me 35k and cash from both of my associates amounting to 45k. I got almost all the money!

[tomy90]

This weekend I was stealing a Turismo R and was going very well until around a mile away from my warehouse.

 

The car out of nowhere spontaneously caught on fire and exploded, it had 0 damage then the fire from the engine Bay Area cost £12,750 and then total write off

 

I am presuming it was a bug but could have bottomed out being such a low car.

[JohnGazman]

Ended up in a Public Lobby with one other CEO. He messages me to organise a truce. I agree, and we go about our business of stealing cars. As I bring one in, I notice he's stood outside his garage. Sure enough, he shotguns me in the face and then - because more proof of his stupidity was needed - he destroyed the car rather than taking it to his own warehouse. I destroy his Buzzard for good measure but to be honest I didn't need the car for a collection and it was only mid range so it was no loss.

 

Shortly after, my frenemy picks up a special cargo shipment. Unfortunately for him, i'd anticipated he'd do that and was circling out of map range in a Hydra. Little bitch tried hiding under an overpass. Still got him. Now we're even. Parked my Hydra on Arcadius. Bitch comes for payback in his Buzzard. Homing launcher dealt with that. Net total? No actual money lost on my end, roughly 15k of supplies lost on his.

 

Moral of the tale? Don't double cross someone when they're the only other person in the lobby.

[MVX11V]

Finally, I win turf wars as a solo team Player! It can be done! That's it really... Had to tell someone.

[Wtfdontlickme]

After mastering the Lazer.. I finally have completed my training and have mastered the hydra. I will now be using the hydra more. Uh.. I kept killing this guy over and over because he destroyed a forum member sell vehicle. 16-0. So much fun.

[Shadowfennekin]

Today was the day I ever invested in Ghost Org

I was selling the Chloe Parker collection and we were on the highway..... only then I noticed people were in the bloody top half of the map for once. Like an absurd amount of people! And we had to go past them and get to Paleto.

Well worth it though considering I got paid 300 k after delivering plus a bonus for having the whole collection

 

Finally, I win turf wars as a solo team Player! It can be done! That's it really... Had to tell someone.

Really? Great job, it's almost impossible. The other teams gang up on you even though you're not even winning lol

[Forza Harrd]

Dang I've never tried ghost org yet. I just did the get rid of wanted level by Lester for the second time yesterday to make a supply run a little bit easier. Well worth it.

After mastering the Lazer.. I finally have completed my training and have mastered the hydra. I will now be using the hydra more. Uh.. I kept killing this guy over and over because he destroyed a forum member sell vehicle. 16-0. So much fun.

 

I quit doing headhunter and stuff in the Buzzard and do it all now in the Hydra. I can't say I'm good at it yet, but I'm a lot better than I was.

[Forza Harrd]

My story I found one of those submarine things today at the end of a sell run. I love these things!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited December 20, 2016 by Forza Harrd

[MVX11V]

 

 

Finally, I win turf wars as a solo team Player! It can be done! That's it really... Had to tell someone.

 

Really? Great job, it's almost impossible. The other teams gang up on you even though you're not even winning lol

Cheers. I've played a lot of turf wars! Wouldn't like to do it again anytime soon though, you have to really work for your moneys.

[livejoker]

Fun little story about using your wits.

I lagged a lobby out cause I like to do my own stuff in peace (selling cars/VIP Work) and I usually get a lobby by myself for around an hour or two. If my net sh*ts out (which it does a lot in the winter, weirdly) I can get it for 3 hours and can go where my net sh*ts itself to the point I can not see a soul for a full day. Sadly, today is not one of those days as two people suddenly got in my lobby. Both in the same W33D crew (real creative). I knew they would kick me so I wrote their names down quickly so I could message one of them just to spit my anger out (getting a lonely lobby for the Xbox One can be quite a chore). Sure enough I got a notification I was getting votes to get kicked...but I stayed in the lobby. That's when I realized when sourcing a vehicle you cannot get kicked! It was at the powerplant where it's a car meet so of course I'm dying over and over again which was a lucky break as that's when I realized I was still in the game. I killed all enemies and decided to get some revenge.

I left the car there and moved away from it as it doesn't appear on the map until I steal it. I checked the player list and sure enough someone else had joined but not in the W33D crew! I messaged him saying we should kick one of them as they want the lobby to themselves. He agreed and we got one out! Two people quickly got in and I messaged both of them to kick the other and they agreed! The guy still wasn't out, though, and I noticed he had driven out the whole way from the city to the powerplant to kill me. He was probably angry I managed to kick his friend when both of them had a vote to kick me. I was a CEO so I ghosted myself and called in bullshark. I never ever use bullshark and only ghost myself when in deep trouble but I wanted to have the perfect streak. I felt like I was in the move Home Alone as he approached and I was putting proxy mines around walls and getting to high ground. He died a few times from my traps and from the off the radar moves I did such as getting behind him. He then left - out from the votes put on him (which only worked when some other players left) or rage quit I don't know.

I'm feeling really cocky right now. The lobby's gates opened when those 2 W33D players joined so my quiet lobby soon had 8-9 people in it by the time I delivered the car back to my warehouse. I left the lobby to those in it, quite happy with myself for getting rid of scum like them.

[Skycam]

Kickers kicking kickers and being upset about it?

[Wtfdontlickme]

Yesterday was awesome tbh, for the first couple hours I was in a chill lobby. I made a million, just me and another GTAF member, no problems. Then... I decided to sell a car and what do you know, infinite black screen. Luckily I was able to keep the vehicles, anyways I continued to do vip missions and some biker stuff. A couple hours later, I search for a new lobby and get placed in a packed one. I then get my hydra, and another GTAF members gets there's. Dude... we were dominating that lobby against modded accounts, mad players who were angry as hell. And sh*t talkers who thought they were all that. We also can't forget about the passive abusers! So we kept slapping bounties on them. It was a good day lol.

[RANDOMv2]

So a few months back, or even a year ago, I'm playing late night and get into a race with a large group that sounds like they are based in the UK. The race starts and I recall it being a rather long one. As the players are getting ready to pass one another I keep hearing in my headset "On your roight." Over and over again, "On your roight." So being curious I ask "why do you all keep saying that?" And they responded with, "It's jest a little courtesy." I was like, how charming. So my Yank brain kicks in and I'm thinking I can make this funny. So I come up behind one of them and I say, "On your roight," and then I juke and come up on their left and he hits into me and spins out . I was able to do that about 3 times before they got hip and the whole race turned into a scene from Mad Max and I was Mad Max. Needless to say, they all then ganged on me and effectively took me out of the running. One of my funnier "international" moments.

[DC4B18]

Most of the time I get kicked before I even completely joined the lobby.

 

 

 

 

[ixicoolaixi]

So I'm on XB1 5 days ago, I'm chilling in my CEO Office in Lombank West in a peaceful community lobby when I get an in-game text from someone asking "hey everything alright?" I'm like "yea, you?" and they say something like "just making sure" or something like that, because apparently I killed two other people and their cargo on the east side of the city.

 

I'm in my office at the time so I'm not sure how that's possible. They send me this video

 

I am completely confused. I don't partake in griefing and only fight back in self-defense but that video clearly shows me in the kill feed. So I start going through the video a bit more and I notice that my blip is on the map shown and it shows that I'm in my office. I've documented this here: http://imgur.com/a/lYCij

 

Needless to say, I was removed from their community and now I'm just trying to make sense of what happened. I'm calling my continued investigation, The Grassy Knoll.

Edited December 21, 2016 by ixicoolaixi

[Mrs. Buzz]

"You've called 911 - How can we help?"

"I'd like to report a car theft"

"Whom's car was stolen?"

"Mine"

"When did that happen?"

"Right now"

"Where are you?"

"In my car"

"..............."

"I'm in my f*ckin car somewhere over LS - pls HELPPPP me"

"beepbeepbeep"

 

 

GTA how its meant to be played

[allgoodinthehood]

so really no stories of glory or mystery? just a bunch of trolls and messing with low rankers?

[Skycam]

so really no stories of glory or mystery? just a bunch of trolls and messing with low rankers?

Care to share some of your story's?

[Kaiju Blue]

Sore losers/trolls in races are the most annoying thing I've ever encountered so far in this game.

 

I was having a pretty good, clean race with one other guy, we were switching 1st and 2nd every now and then, but some asshole in last place decided to completely give up and would just drive back to get in our way. I wound up winning by a couple seconds, but it was seriously some incredibly infuriating sh*t. He was driving a lime-coloured sultan RS with anime livery, of course.

 

Mission accomplished for the troll, I guess.

[update_lsc]

Some level 80 ceo invited me to his org, usually i don't accept invites from randoms, but i thought why not. Few mins later he started a sale. He got a tug mission, so i got my hydra and flew circles around the boat, ready to defend. Nobody cared, sale went down without trouble. He was so thankful.

 

After that i've left the org to do some vehicle missions, parked my hydra on my office's roof. A minute later i get a message that somebody stole it, lol. seemed funny. The guy was nearby first. I have no clue how he got up, maybe he owns lombank too. Well, he crashed it two mins later..

[xR4PTORx]

Last night I joined a random car meet with ppl from here. It was from one of the unstructured threads with a generic title like " xbox car meet". So I message the guy, get in, and it's complete silence. Noone talking. Kind of weird but I write it off as a lull. I had my spawn set to last location, with my drift surano next to me. Noone said any theme, so I take that. Keep in mind this thing is ricey. Like neon green with the carbon hood ricey. FF 1 rice. Personally I enjoy that kind of stuff. People who get creative with cars.

So I roll over to where most of the dots are, and it's around this time that people start speaking to each other. It was a super meet I guess? I say I guess because I don't count most of bennys cars as super. Anyways... so I pull up and I'm immediately accosted by a couple of people, with someone who actually decided to make loud spitting sounds in his mic. That was fine. I can handle a little grief. Nbd right? Not everyone likes rice.

I go to call in a super. It's the tempesta. I put some performance upgrades on it the day before, but it was pretty much stock on the outside. I figured if they didn't like rice, they must love stock, right? Well, wrong again lol. My stock red with a bit of orange wasn't good enough. I believe the term used was little tike car lol.

 

It's not that I can't handle criticism. But my experiences with car meets in the past, well, this sort of behavior wasbkick worthy. What ever happened to common decency? I used to go to shows in real life, and there isn't a single time that my old matte black civic was ever made fun of. It's just not something real car guys do.

My question is: what happened to gta car meets, and how can we reverse it? Is there a group of you who ARE decent and open to all types of cars, be it rich man supers, or poor mans rice?

 

rip 360 meets.

[egomaniac247]

IT NEVER FAILS

 

 

NEVER

 

 

IT NEVER FAILS

 

 

You're bored just milling around.....see Pac Heist mission pop up.....hmm with randoms? Sure why not.

 

Oh hey, this heist leader is giving up 100% of his cut and giving everyone at least 30% Wow what a lucky random I ran into.....

 

 

Annnnd cue idiot heist member who keeps getting killed then leaves. Heist leader who was offering up his % of the take doesn't resend a new invitation either $400k for 10 mins work, gone down the drain, forever

[allgoodinthehood]

No hay bronca

 

im turning into the vagos territory to take out the gang and their cars, and it changes to snow! My car power slides into a 180, and thats when i knew it was Christmas in Los Santos.