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[LanaSugoi]

Nailed it ! here it comes $3.000 bonus

just found out a trick to get perfect $3.000 bonus on each boat without fail

[Chimpokomon]

I like to drive my Romero Hearse in passive mode, pick up random players then take them to the cemetery so they can spawn one for themselves. Sometimes I even get a thanks.

[Skycam]

I like to drive my Romero Hearse in passive mode, pick up random players then take them to the cemetery so they can spawn one for themselves. Sometimes I even get a thanks.

I've done that too. Never got a thanks though. Pretty sure some players don't realize what they got and that they can store it or they just don't care.

[AWEMYGOD]

i just killed the cropduster pilot.

 

with a railgun.

 

from a pretty far distance

 

without actually blowing up the cropduster.

 

idk how cool that is. judge yourself.

 

 

[Hunter]

This made me laugh:

 

[The Gator]

Got into a solo public lobby, picked up three crates, soon as I deliver those crates my assistant calls me telling me she found something I might be interested in. Waited for the crate cooldown time to finish and it's th rare hide , my third special item.

[Wtfdontlickme]

I joined a lobby with some crew members, and I met some new friends along the way

I never really had friends on psn, most of my irl friends don't play video games. Glad I met some more peeps on here.

[Niko'sCousin11]

So I was at my mates house playing, (I don't have my own online) and I come across this kid who sounds a couple of years younger than me, he just keeps whistling and singing and it's getting real f*cking annoying, so I get on the mic and tell him to get off passive mode and have a fist fight with me. He says no because apparently I'm one of those fa**ots who would shoot him once he got off, he just tells me have a nice day. I find him again a little later on with another kid I had just finished a 1v1 with. I'm sick of these two so I do my best to get them to leave the session. I then proceed to kick both of their arses, while I here them saying sh*t like "I'll f*ck your mum's dickhead" and "He probably doesn't have many friends while my mate and I are laughing our heads off. I kill them enough that they finally rage quit and I can enjoy the server then.

[EvilPickle12]

So, i was peacefully shopping when an organization suddenly pops up of nowhere and they shoot at me, luckily i was in passive.

 

I msg one of them, Tyler: "Is that meant to be trolling?"

 

No response. I grab my jet and i kill the boss, XXAnimal, near Ft. Zancudo . He buys ghost organization, i spent 1 minute searching for them until i had an idea: Circle the area with homing rockets. Tyler was flying a Buzzard and Animal driving. I kill Animal and he leaves. Tyler is alone, i leave my jet and i snipe him, then i went passive and (not proud of this) i killed him while he was fighting cops. He goes passive and he sends a msg: "cheat much lmfao you suck"

[Kushology]

Rando came after girlfriend and I while she was taking a car to her warehouse. I killed him on his Shotaro, he registered as CEO and got a helicopter. He then goes off the radar so I followup with the same and stick behind buildings. I catch him off guard and down him. He follows us again, one of her friends come and kill him a few times. Girlfriend uses ghost and I throw a sticky bomb in an NPC car and suicide bomb him, he ended up leaving.

 

[BlackMilk]

Almost a B&M post, but it was kinda fun.

 

Behold! A vehicle collection mission gone awry! Or something.

Started to source a vehicle after grabbing a few others. Was playing for hours today with a friend and he'd just gone offline after a number of pleasant sell and collection missions.

Get the mission to pick one up again from floating platforms out on the water so I hop in my cargobob and head over to the shore looking out on the water.

Too far to snipe, unfortunately. I'm feeling spontaneous so I'll just swim! Why not. I'll hop on that big ol' boat and shoot the enemies on both barges from higher up. Finally get there, can't

climb onto the boat. Pull myself up on the barge with the car in question, see the three enemies and no way of killing them on the outside. I thought I'd use tear gas but noticed that I had disabled them in my custom load-out, which I cannot disable during the mission. No way I'm using explosives. So I fill up my health and armour and hop over the wall, hoping to take cover before I die. Well, I die in a split second the moment they see me. Sucks.

 

I'm crazy enough to swim back so I do just that. Get on the other barge, throw in a grenade that kills two of them. Repeat the strategy from the last attempt and kill the third guy while inside. Then I have to get out because the cars are about to explode and that's followed by the floor being set on fire. When that's finally done I can climb onto the wreck of one car and easily kill the other three across, after which I hop into the water and get picked up by a merryweather dinghy which I take BACK to shore where my Cargobob has been patiently waiting for a long time now. Pick up the car, the buzzards spawn to harass me. Barely slowing down, I drop the car in the sand as carefully as possible and I end up slide-landing the 'bob under the bridge. I get out and I take down the first wave. Unfortunately, the second wave kills me when one of the two choppers sneakily fires just under the bridge before I have a chance to heal up. Take out the choppers of the third wave after respawning and then I pick up the car yet again. Fly it high back to the city in case there's still enemies around in cars and get treated to a lovely little sequence where somehow, the Cargobob puts down the car and it stays in the air while I drive in the vehicle (?????).

 

Not really a job well done, but entertaining for sure.

[Forza Harrd]

I'm doing a supply run in an empty lobby yesterday, driving back with a van full of supplies and notice a player joined and is following me. He gets close, I stop and jump out and spray his windshield with a combat mg, he dies. He follows me again, I jump out, too slow, he runs me over.

 

I spawn and run in back just in time to see him blow up his own car (moved my van around but didn't damage it), shoot him again, jump in van, race him back to my Alamo Sea coke business, beat him there, he sends me a text "freak". lolwut. I answer "good try but 2 slow". He answers something about only being a level 14 and stingy high levels won't let him make any money.

 

So I go outside (he has a wanted level with a million cops lol), start shooting the cops with him, we both die, wanted level goes away. I explain I can't give him money, even let him kill me to show I can't drop any money. He asks me to steal a car and max it out and let him sell it. We both learn the hard way that doesn't work, after I max out a passing Sandking. o_O

 

So I sell the Sanking myself to make back a little bit of the money while he rides around on my Shotaro. I send him an invite to my MC and explain he gets paid if I complete a sell, he goes "ok" and leaves the friggin session. smh.

 

Wile I'm doing the sell run he sends me a text on xbox "give me some money".

 

This is why I'm a lone wolf. :]

[ParsoOnFire]

Funniest story of a lifetime for me here

 

• I was standing around east LS, just wanting to do my own thing, I see a dot on my map quickly approach.
• I get my gun ready just in case as a Ruiner comes screaming around the corner
• I get ready to take aim as it charges towards me
• I hear the sound of a rocket launching and then gets cut off by an explosion
• the charred wreck of the Ruiner skids past me

 

the Ruiner hit a bump as it fired the rocket and blew itself up!

Edited December 14, 2016 by ParsoOnFire

[BlackMilk]

Not much of a story..

 

Delivered a vehicle to my warehouse with the Cargobob (finally pulled the trigger and bought it today, fun) and while I'm flying back to my office I notice good old Bobby is endlessly pooping hooks.

That's right. You read that correctly. Pooping hooks. A lot of them.

 

Deal with that.

[TheTruestDetective]

So a couple of friends and I decided to be pricks yesterday. We spent literally 3 and half hours in jets just destroying the lobby until almost everybody left. Not only that but we were ghost pretty much all the time. We kept taking turns as ceo and going ghost.

 

Lol

[Skycam]

At first the update was OK, I wasn't really interested but now...

 

I'm having fun moving my vehicles to the office and I'm looking forward to properties other then 10 car garages due to space. Not 100% sure if I'll ever full up again but it will be nice to have properties spread out over the map and not have to worry about space.

 

Also joined a special vehicle mission and that was fun. Pretty sure it started with 4 one left and we could still try after one left so that was also promising.

[feiaschdada]

At first the update was OK, I wasn't really interested but now...

 

I'm having fun moving my vehicles to the office and I'm looking forward to properties other then 10 car garages due to space. Not 100% sure if I'll ever full up again but it will be nice to have properties spread out over the map and not have to worry about space.

 

Also joined a special vehicle mission and that was fun. Pretty sure it started with 4 one left and we could still try after one left so that was also promising.

Mission function as long as 2 player are in there.

[ciel]

Rando came after girlfriend and I while she was taking a car to her warehouse. I killed him on his Shotaro, he registered as CEO and got a helicopter. He then goes off the radar so I followup with the same and stick behind buildings. I catch him off guard and down him. He follows us again, one of her friends come and kill him a few times. Girlfriend uses ghost and I throw a sticky bomb in an NPC car and suicide bomb him, he ended up leaving.

 

You caught upto him fast, was hilarious tho.

[Tonnie060]

Guys yesterday i was messing around with peds killing them and stuff then just before i killed this one guy he said im so moving to vice city

[The Gator]

Gotta admit I'm having a lot of fun stealing cars, and the fact that the special missions require unlocking, is only a bigger motivation to keep stealing cars. Had a lot of smooth sailing today, until I got into a lobby with only two other people which quickly filled up. Had to go to Sandy Shores to steal an X80 from a "Closed circuit", took me a while to snipe the guy out of the car and as I was getting the car, a guy in a Ruiner 2000 came flying down off his parachute. Auto-locked him, killed him and quickly got away in the X80

[StormerBoy]

Train

 

Instead of shooting the train driver shoot the glass and then set him alight with a Molotov. The train driver will jump out of the train, still alive. The train keeps going, but of course.

[Actlikeyouknow]

I sold a car today in BS freeroam, and it went as well as you can guess.

 

I pull out of the garage, and pull away, I then notice the jet icon making a beeline for me. I quickly drive next to La Mesa's LSC and wait for him. The jet stops and the guy, in a suprising turn of events, gets out of his hydra and circles the building. I quickly floor it into the LS river and head back up on the road. Guy gets back into his hydra, and flies after me. I hide under a tight spot in the underpass, and the dude screwed up somehow and crashed his hydra, although he jumped out just in time. I then pull away at Mach 2 and reach my destination in the vinewood hills before he can get his car to chase me. I don't think I've ever felt as pround as I felt right there.

 

Also side story, I pulled out of my warehouse garage for another sale earlier, and a rocket flew over the hood of my car as soon as I pulled out. Luckily it was 2 CEOs getting in a scrap, so I drove like a bat out of hell and they didn't even seem to notice me. Whew.

Edited December 15, 2016 by Actlikeyouknow

[TheSkidKid]

Okay, I don't really car if nobody reads this, but I just need to say it.

 

After playing this game since launch three years ago, never have I been graced with the utter bad luck that I was today.

 

I was sourcing cars to sell via the new Import/Export abilities. So this guy, "shtter" was his name (PC), I added him to my org to help because he offered and needed some XP and cash. All was well. I sourced the first car, got stuck with the damn chase mission where you have to retrieve the car from a guy running from the cops. Everything possibly went wrong, tire were blown, heads were shot. After about 10 minutes of chasing, i got the car and brought it back to the warehouse. 15k worth of damage, was not happy. But that's not even the worst part yet. I sourced another two cars, both missions were cancer, such as the stupid helicopter, off-shore one. The once I had three high-end cars to sell, this guy got his mate in to help, "gc696969". All was well now I guess, had to wait a while for everything to come together but I began the mission. I set them up to sell as the highest dollar. Once modified, the mission began. However, as I'm sure, MANY of you are aware of the glitch that doesn't spawn some cars at the start of the mission, causing you to have to wait out the time limit and loose the profit on the car. Well guess what, that happened to me, for a 4th time in two days. Oh well I said, at least these guys can run the cars over to the lot and get the 200k. I stressed to them to look after he cars. So what does one guy go and do? He goes and bins it in Lake Vinewood. Naturally, I was quite pissed (majorly pissed, to the level that I broke a glass in my bedroom), so I asked the guy, "why in the honest world are you so dense, you had a simple job". He and his little buddy were not happy and decided to bin the other high end car into the same lake.... I was triggered. Actually triggered.

 

So in conclusion, after about and hour and a half or stuffing around to sort out this mission, I spawn without one car due to a major bug (that Rockstar hasn't even notified yet), and then loose the other two in a lake after two utter, useless level 50 noobs put them there. This is possibly the worst amount of luck I've received so far, possibly.

 

Thanks to all who read the whole thing. Consider gifting me with a shark card if you feel sympathetic, as I feel like a lost boy who was recently told that Santa is his dad. (It's a joke).

 

Cheers, and f*ck those two guys.

[Weekendwarrior]

The cable of the cargobob that was carrying the Reaper snapped but it landed on all 4 wheels on the roof of my warehouse.

 

Such a quick turn of events:D

[TheSkidKid]

The cable of the cargobob that was carrying the Reaper snapped but it landed on all 4 wheels on the roof of my warehouse.

 

Such a quick turn of events:D

I was 100% unaware that the cable could "snap" after all my years playing this game...

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

Last night i somehow managed to dupe 2 enus 55's how i dont know but there is a dupe bug with this update

 

I moved my armoured enus's to a stilt. bought an unarmoured 55 and went back to my maze garage and there was two armoured 55's in the empty slots

Edited December 15, 2016 by HARBUJAHN THE GREATEST

[Weekendwarrior]

 

The cable of the cargobob that was carrying the Reaper snapped but it landed on all 4 wheels on the roof of my warehouse.

 

Such a quick turn of events:D

I was 100% unaware that the cable could "snap" after all my years playing this game...

Idk there was a lot of black smoke coming out the Bob and the car just fell.

 

I read somewhere on another thread saying it can snap so I assumed that's what happened. Scary stuff. Those NPC buzzard pilots are seriously good

[Forza Harrd]

Last night i somehow managed to dupe 2 enus 55's how i dont know but there is a dupe bug with this update

 

I moved my armoured enus's to a stilt. bought an unarmoured 55 and went back to my maze garage and there was two armoured 55's in the empty slots

 

 

Hmmmmm interesting.

 

[lll-H-I-M-lll]

 

Last night i somehow managed to dupe 2 enus 55's how i dont know but there is a dupe bug with this update

 

I moved my armoured enus's to a stilt. bought an unarmoured 55 and went back to my maze garage and there was two armoured 55's in the empty slots

 

Hmmmmm interesting.

 

Indeed id messed around with other cars changing wheels and other things so i dont know how it happend but it shot my head away abit going into maze and seeing not one dupe but two

[tomy90]

Raptor VS Tampa

 

On the day I admitted defeat and purchased a Raptor (the three wheeled sports car) myself and a friend that was online at the time was playing around with it until we saw some potential prey, a Lonley MC supply runner is a Tampa.

 

Normally I don't bother with it being not worth the hassle in my opinion and wouldn't like it if it happened to me, but this time was different I figured if he can't kill me in this three wheeler then he deserves to lose those supplies and my friend agreed with my logic.

 

The chase began next to the bus depot / train yard and he took avoiding action and went through a sheltered part of the bus depot to the highway.

 

He cleanly drove through the sheltered area and drove through a fence to get on the highway towards the casino. Me on the other hand did not notice the inspection pit in the sheltered part of the Bus Depot and I did by accident a reinactment of Jeremy Clarkson in a Reliant Robin.

 

I promptly got the three wheeler stuck with it's rear wheel spinning.... but going nowhere and watched as the Tampa drove off to safety and probably laughing as well.

 

After the crying of laughter ended my mate came up with a cunning plan, so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a fox.

 

He said 'I'll be right back with something to free it' and he ran off and went around the corner to get a car off the street to try move my three wheelers back wheel back onto tarmac.

 

He returned a couple of seconds later with a Toyota Prius.

 

Unfortunately he got the angle wrong with moving the three wheeler, instead he pushed the entire car in the pit and the Prius with it.... laughter began again.

 

This experience taught me 3 things:

1: do not drive a three wheeler over a inspection Pit

2: Karma is a cruel thing and sometimes hilarious

3: A Prius is the worse recovery vehicle possible