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[JohnTaper]

Was in a lobby with 6 other people or so. One other biker club with 4 guys in it. I send them a message asking if they are friendlies cause I had some product to deliver and I was on my own. They said sure, just don't mess with us. 5 minutes into the delivery they blew up all my other delivery trucks full of product. I got a hydra and shot one of them out of the sky, sniped another, and they leave the session. Cowards. BIGdub2001 is a coward and his motorcycle club can blow me. You guys suck and you know it. Run, run, run away pussies.

[Neo 2708]

So I was parked up, ho sucking my dick, just killing time before a sell mission when this random drives up, parks and comes and stands next to my car.

 

I’m thinking, this is awkward and fully expect to get my brains splattered all over the ho before she even has time to finish me off…. But no, he gets his camera out like he is filming some dogging action.

 

What is it with some people?

 

Needless to say as soon as I could get out the car he was dead. LOL,….WTF

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

One time (at band camp) I did 99 laps on the race Taking Off in a stock Zentorno and only got like 1k. Give. Me. Attention.

[Wtfdontlickme]

I had an awesome time online today lol. I was jet fighting, and playing dirty as usual. I was legit, unstoppable lol. Killing players left and right, abusing passive and killing myself. I know you must all hate that..

Anyway, I was destroying these modded accounts. Saving poor innocent players from them. Seriously! Especially killing those sh*t talkers on the mic. I also helped a ton of MCs with protection. See, not all evil looking players are evil.. well they are but you meet some nice ones.

I got a lot of threats of ddos with destroyed vehicles but it was worth it.

Add me on Ps4 but message me first if you do

Edited December 5, 2016 by JohnnyXThunders

[Forza Harrd]

Hey! I might be getting better at pvp! Woo hoo! Doing a headhunter and two players were camping on my last target but I didn't notice because I had a 3 star wanted level and a police helicopter chasing me. Came in low and about to do one of my patented almost crash landings on top of the target when I hear a beep beep beep and see a player right in front of me, I pulled up and backed up and backed up right into a tree and crashed and died, getting rid of the wanted level.

 

Then it was just me and the target and two suddenly very expendable players. I armed my combat mg and killed everything in sight, several times.

 

First time I've ever beat the crap out of two players at the same time, repeatedly. Feels good, man.

Edited December 5, 2016 by Forza Harrd

[dragosani00]

Tootling about earlier in a full lobby and noticed a white dot that had been pretty static in a small dead end street way out of the way on the map for quite a while. Drove up to just the other side of the wall next to it and heard a womans voice giving it "Ooh Aaah, was it good for you baby?" - Tee hee

 

Walked around right up to his car as hooker climbed out and no response at all, not sure what he was doing that he didn't react (or don't I?), thought he would at least try to drive off over me or something. Anyway as a good upstanding member of society I blew him away though his windscreen - then killed the hooker and nicked all his/her money.

 

I know picking up hoes is a bit of purile fun taking them into the nearest alley so you can kill them etc but I never thought there would be folk who do so then find such a secluded out of the way place like that, you had to drive through a car park then around a big wall to get to it. I am pretty sure this guy was doing more than looking at his screen. It was a little bit disturbing to be honest.

Edited December 6, 2016 by dragosani00

[Valtiel150]

Today I drove around after people pestering them for hugs via text. 'Get away from me f****t' was the general response.

[⁣V⁣]

Okay, something weird happened to a friend of mine (I was in the session too).

There was this dude "antonio-something" who in a broken English just said "i am modder" (cuz you spring that sh*t on PC and everyone loses their heads)
So when another player killed him he just typed "no kill pls" and turned on passive mode.
When my friend asked him to do something to prove he's a modder like change the weather he responded "I can't. Im still learning." which was obviously bullcrap.


I asked my friend after "was he really a modder" and he said "No. I still can't figure out what was he trying to do."


Why do people do this?

[Professional Amateur]

Just got out of a fun session while messing about with the Besra. First off, was cruising to LS International in my Stirling GT, having just called in my Besra. When I got there, I almost got into someone else's Besra! It even had the same camo paint. Guessing a challenge was on.

 

After that bout of confusion, I took to the skies and saw a level 60-something in a Mallard, so yes, a challenge was definitely on. He quickly crashed and respawned in the storm drain, to get into another Mallard.The challenge was about to end so he bailed out of the plane and started parachuting. I thought he landed by the time I realised he was out of the plane, so I went in for a low flyby where he was, near the Arcradius building. Turns out he hadn't landed yet, since I swooped him as he was parachuted and he landed on my Besra! He ragdolled instantaneously though, so I'm glad I was flying as close to street level as possible. He was lucky to survive that. After that incident, I messaged him 'hi there' as a little joke about it. He responded with 'that was so cool let's do it again'. Then he got blown up by a Buzzard as he just got a bounty from stealing a car.

 

About 15-20 minutes later, someone named CallMeFiretruck joined the session. There was someone else with a similar name too, he was the Buzzard guy. After Firetruck joined, I sent him a message too; 'CallMeAttackHelicopter'. Needless to say, he didn't respond. He did get in a Hydra however, so I followed him for about 2 minutes in my Besra, seeing if he got in that jet to try to down my Besra. Soon after, I pulled up, going fully vertical. Firetruck didn't follow, so I'm guessing he too was messing around. He didn't attack anyone, as a matter of fact.

[Reathyr]

So I'm running solo CEO missions these last few days in an empty lobby to prepare for the new DLC, and since I got the Buzzard on discount it's been going very smoothly, a little too smoothly actually, you see I hadn't done all the CEO missions yet, so every now and then I ran into a missions with mechanics I did not know just yet, or just missile spammed when I shouldn't.

 

So a few days ago I get the CEO mission with the Lost MC being all shot up and the packages being not visible on the map, so I swoop in with the Buzzard, it locks on to the remaining half dead Lost and

, Lost members, their bikes, and gang burrito's are flying everywhere, land the Buzzard, look around for the cargo (by this time I probably I already blew one and maybe even two up but didn't notice), find special cargo box, see the search circle is still down, expect it to stay down while I deliver this box, jump back in the Buzzard and fly to the warehouse, deliver the cargo, step out of the warehouse, search circle gone, mission done with 1 box delivered, so either I blew up the other two boxes in my missile spam, or I actually had to find the other two before I delivered the first one, either way the largest part of my 18k investment is gone, FML.

 

Fast forward to yesterday, I get the mission with the crashed plane, done this before in my Kuruma, either barely made that or managed to deliver only 2 boxes because of the long drive, I completely forgot the opponents in this one are the cops and not other criminals, again lock on and JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!, all the way strafing sideways thinking that like other mission vehicles not taking damage while you blow up guys around them the plane will not take damage, forget the plane is NOT a mission vehicle, one of the cops runs and missile flies behind his back into the plane, which explodes, mission failed but I still got 4 stars and cops swarming, decide to fight, blow up at least 4 other helicopters, Buzzard too damaged, going down slowly, hard crash landing in the windfarm, no vehicles nearby, book it, shot in the back by sniper, more money lost.

 

Also yesterday, same Lost MC mission as I mentioned above, 2nd time doing it, land the Buzzard this time, take out the the remaining Lost MC execution style with the revolver, find all the mission crates, grab one, and fly off towards the warehouse, I get chased by cars who's occupants have super accuracy, decide (stupidly) to fight again, the cars are fast, have trouble locking on in the tight streets, eventually blow up all 6 I encounter, but Buzzard is pretty banged up, Warehouse is close so I fly towards it, Buzzard's engine fails above a block of buildings, it's going down and there's no room to autorotate and crash land, too low to use chute, to high to survive jump, slightly higher building dead ahead, oh f*ck, try to bail anyway, but as bailing out animation plays the Buzzard bores itself into the building and explosion kills me, I respawn and go looking for the crate, I can't find it and realize it's gone due to the explosion, pissed off at myself, time to CEO call a new Buzzard is up, call a new Buzzard and fly to remaining the crates, blow them up, 18k loss is good punishment for me being a dumbass.

[Wtfdontlickme]

So I joined the GTAF Crew, and holy sh*t man. That was so much fun! We were in jets, all doing vip/ceo/mc work in peace. I usually always ran solo, but oh my gosh it was an awesome time online today. I actually met new friends on here who play like me. Glad I joined this website!

[ciel]

Sitting in my office waiting for the timer to get next crate, low level takes my Shotaro.

 

He drives it around for a bit then returned it and went back to whatever he was doing.

 

Cute.

Edited December 9, 2016 by Candy Suxxx

[Forza Harrd]

So I joined the GTAF Crew, and holy sh*t man. That was so much fun! We were in jets, all doing vip/ceo/mc work in peace. I usually always ran solo, but oh my gosh it was an awesome time online today. I actually met new friends on here who play like me. Glad I joined this website!

They turned down my application.

[dragosani00]

Just entered a session and was driving up to the hills to start Sightseer when out of the blue a level 10 puts a £1k bounty on me from across the other side of the city, completely unprovoked. Send him a text asking why but he doesn't respond.

 

So time to teach him with some tough love, drove over and killed him but he then tried to get revenge so killed him again - game on. Then he nicks a car and hits the freeway so out comes the buzzard and blow him up. Rinse and repeat a further 7 times thinking 10 kills should teach him...until I notice his name seems French so I blow him up 5 further times for good measure.

Edited December 9, 2016 by dragosani00

[feiaschdada]

So I joined the GTAF Crew, and holy sh*t man. That was so much fun! We were in jets, all doing vip/ceo/mc work in peace. I usually always ran solo, but oh my gosh it was an awesome time online today. I actually met new friends on here who play like me. Glad I joined this website!

Wait - there is a crew?

[ciel]

 

So I joined the GTAF Crew, and holy sh*t man. That was so much fun! We were in jets, all doing vip/ceo/mc work in peace. I usually always ran solo, but oh my gosh it was an awesome time online today. I actually met new friends on here who play like me. Glad I joined this website!

Wait - there is a crew?

Here - include platform/SC name/forum name so they can confirm it's you and include your platform name

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/592131-the-gtaforums-official-crew-recruitment/

 

OT:

 

Goofing around in my Hydra at LSIA, crashed and died more than I've killed.

 

Get a msg

 

>u suck D???

 

Me: dog dik

 

>kinky mf

 

Me: u deadazz know b

 

>So u anit be havin nun big tho? Unless 4-6inch be doin the job

 

Me: the last dog dik I sucked gave me the aidz.

 

*Mr_get_on_datass left*

 

aw I was just starting to have fun

Edited December 10, 2016 by Candy Suxxx

[No Use For A Name]

 

 

So I joined the GTAF Crew, and holy sh*t man. That was so much fun! We were in jets, all doing vip/ceo/mc work in peace. I usually always ran solo, but oh my gosh it was an awesome time online today. I actually met new friends on here who play like me. Glad I joined this website!

Wait - there is a crew?

Here - include platform/SC name/forum name so they can confirm it's you and include your platform name

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/592131-the-gtaforums-official-crew-recruitment/

 

OT:

 

Goofing around in my Hydra at LSIA, crashed and died more than I've killed.

 

Get a msg

 

>u suck D???

 

Me: dog dik

 

>kinky mf

 

Me: u deadazz know b

 

>So u anit be havin nun big tho? Unless 4-6inch be doin the job

 

Me: the last dog dik I sucked gave me the aidz.

 

*Mr_get_on_datass left*

 

aw I was just starting to have fun

Oh, that's who SD is. Cool, I didn't know who you were

 

Yeah, I could tell that guy was gonna be a doofus when I saw his name. Guess he didn't disappoint. I enjoyed his hour-long mic conversation with himself, though.

[Wtfdontlickme]

 

 

 

So I joined the GTAF Crew, and holy sh*t man. That was so much fun! We were in jets, all doing vip/ceo/mc work in peace. I usually always ran solo, but oh my gosh it was an awesome time online today. I actually met new friends on here who play like me. Glad I joined this website!

Wait - there is a crew?

Here - include platform/SC name/forum name so they can confirm it's you and include your platform name

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/592131-the-gtaforums-official-crew-recruitment/

 

OT:

 

Goofing around in my Hydra at LSIA, crashed and died more than I've killed.

 

Get a msg

 

>u suck D???

 

Me: dog dik

 

>kinky mf

 

Me: u deadazz know b

 

>So u anit be havin nun big tho? Unless 4-6inch be doin the job

 

Me: the last dog dik I sucked gave me the aidz.

 

*Mr_get_on_datass left*

 

aw I was just starting to have fun

Oh, that's who SD is. Cool, I didn't know who you were

 

Yeah, I could tell that guy was gonna be a doofus when I saw his name. Guess he didn't disappoint. I enjoyed his hour-long mic conversation with himself, though.

Me and my friend slaughtered him

[Skycam]

Join wet work, me 45 a 70 +180 +200. Finish the mission no problem. I was on the mansion team and got the platinum. Join again and it's the heist, get put as the officer inside the prison. As soon as I step off the bus I start blasting. I had no armor or snacks on me but I took it slow and steady, it was on hard. A mix of carbine rifle and the marksman all in first person. We made it out alive. Get to the plane and as we are flying the pilot rank 70 didn't lift his landing gear the whole time. He asked to be pilot too so I found it extra funny. He missed the yellow circle and had a hard time losing the cops.

 

I sent the leader "lol pilot is noob" he sent back "haha brutal" (or something can't remember exactly) a few more texts and we finished the mission first try.. I got the platinum there too... but man I'd like to see a kill count, had fun regardless. I'm trying to go out of my comfort zone and practice patients by trying out more heists.

Edited December 10, 2016 by Skycam

[No Use For A Name]

I just did the Pac Stan finale for the first time.

 

I'm level 708.

[Forza Harrd]

I've never done a heist.

[hugh750]

I've never done a heist.

they're a good way to make cash but expect long waits for anyone to join.

[Forza Harrd]

 

I've never done a heist.

they're a good way to make cash but expect long waits for anyone to join.

 

 

To be honest I read people here talking about how much they hate noobs on heists I don't really want to. I would be the noob. I mean, I've never done one, at all. I don't know the steps and I'm having fun doing mc business solo.

 

If I could do heists solo for a while to learn the steps that would be cool. But joining some kids party and having them rage because I'm not doing what they want me to, naw I'll pass.

[Wtfdontlickme]

I joined a lobby, while I was heading to Fort Zancudo to receive my daily Lazer. I noticed this young individual, you see he was being obnoxious.. I had to teach this poor soul some respect of being sophisticated. This young man then proceeds to grab a militarized army tank at the beach, only to be robbed by yours truly. I then kill him with his own tank, he phones a new one and heads towards the location. I quickly call up Johnny on the spot to get my insurgent... let's just say little billy didn't have a wonderful time.Best moment yesterday while I was online, he was mad as hell on the mic.

[hugh750]

 

 

I've never done a heist.

they're a good way to make cash but expect long waits for anyone to join.

 

 

To be honest I read people here talking about how much they hate noobs on heists I don't really want to. I would be the noob. I mean, I've never done one, at all. I don't know the steps and I'm having fun doing mc business solo.

 

If I could do heists solo for a while to learn the steps that would be cool. But joining some kids party and having them rage because I'm not doing what they want me to, naw I'll pass.

 

what i men't was expect long waits for anyone to join if your hosting the heist, lester pretty much tells you what you need to do in each heist.

[Skycam]

 

 

I've never done a heist.

they're a good way to make cash but expect long waits for anyone to join.

 

To be honest I read people here talking about how much they hate noobs on heists I don't really want to. I would be the noob. I mean, I've never done one, at all. I don't know the steps and I'm having fun doing mc business solo.

 

If I could do heists solo for a while to learn the steps that would be cool. But joining some kids party and having them rage because I'm not doing what they want me to, naw I'll pass.

The missions are pretty easy just like any contact missions but the waiting for players and keeping everyone alive part make them hard to play. I tried for like 20 minutes probably longer waiting for randoms only to give up and try joining instead, only to join and fail because of others being generally bad at the game. The first two are the only heists I've completed but I have done different setups, ive been keeping my fingers crossed I get invited to emp so I can unlock the Hydra.

 

I like to think I'm pretty good at this game but the patients 1 needs to run heists is brutal. I find that's the hardest part... the waiting.

[No Use For A Name]

 

 

I've never done a heist.

they're a good way to make cash but expect long waits for anyone to join.

 

To be honest I read people here talking about how much they hate noobs on heists I don't really want to. I would be the noob. I mean, I've never done one, at all. I don't know the steps and I'm having fun doing mc business solo.

 

If I could do heists solo for a while to learn the steps that would be cool. But joining some kids party and having them rage because I'm not doing what they want me to, naw I'll pass.

I'm in the same boat. I was around rank 200 when heists came out, but I took a 3-4 month break from playing immediately afterward. By the time I started playing again, everyone had done them a million times and I was the noob. I felt like a moron because I was always the one dying. I eventually just played the setups that unlocked the Savage/Hydra etc and went back to missions.

 

Speaking of which, going from missions and CEO work to heists is a damn joke. I was taking pretty heavy gunfire after leaving the bank and I never got below 50% health. In a crate mission I'd be dead in 2 seconds.

[Rumble Bunneh]

Today, my GTA Online persona chained her inner care bear to a heating radiator in a cheap motel, slipped into her stripper duds, and then stepped out to blow away each and every peep foolish enough to stray into her cross-hairs. I made enemies. It was glorious.

 

One dude even sent me my first ever in-game "f u" message.

 

...

 

And now, I feel absolutely horrible! OMG, what have I done?

 

Damn you, inner care bear!

[ciel]

@coninefan oh yeah, I forgot to mention it lol.

 

OT: I spent well over an hour trying to get this stupid prick to leave the session last night. He destroyed a crate of mine so I killed him and from there he tried to get my own crew to kick me from the session but it backfired cos everyone was voting to kick him instead.

 

Then out of nowhere I get the "we're tracking you as a possible cheater. Behave yourself" message for the first time ever. That pissed me off cos he was being racist and pretty childish in the text messages. I think he reported me until it got disabled.

 

This idiot was a try hard but I got the final kill on him before he finally left. I even made him a nice video reminder and sent it to him. Biggest f*cking twat I've come across on this game and it turns out he was on my list on an old account of mine on PS3. Oh well, he deserved it. :L

[⁣V⁣]

Okay, so we were doing a MC ressuply mission AND there were like 3-4 members on one van. The driver, a limo with a turret and me in the buzzard.

 

And there was this one dude who ran up and just killed the driver. So after I killed him with a buzzard he respawned and just left. Why?

 

What was his intention? His point? Why did he do that?

people are weird...