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[Yozora]

Met some good teammates last night. Some kid in a buzzard tried to wreck our cruising session. He had no luck dodging 7 homing launcher missiles at once lol.

 

Platform? It was probably me! LOL!

[therevenator]

 

Met some good teammates last night. Some kid in a buzzard tried to wreck our cruising session. He had no luck dodging 7 homing launcher missiles at once lol.

 

Platform? It was probably me! LOL!

PS4. I don't remember the name.

[LeakyLine]

I'm trash at GTA.

Fixed

[Argahawk]

Yesterday in public lobby there was one guy who was killing low level players and write how he is good etc. but after 30 minutes he started to brag how he will kill everyone when RDR2 Online will come on PC in 2017.

 

So i send him a message:

Me: "RDR2 is not coming to PC in 2017"

Him "F*ck U n00b"

Me: "check newswire again"

he was silent for 4-5 minutes and then

Him: "F*ck U F*ck U F*ck U"

player left

[alkaline_]

yeah-sterday i helped some friend with the pac stan finale glitch (of course, i get some sparkly dollares as well hihihi). the first run was flawless like fluffy. then another guy started his finale.

so we went to the bank. i wanted to kill the two police officers down at the safe with the grenade launcher from above. but my friend stepped in front of me as soon as i triggered the grenades and BOUM i was dead like ui ui ui. okay retard restart hihihi. then a guy texted me a message while i was waiting at the safe for the hacker to hack the thingy and texted back. while we were texting they forgot to take care of the police officers from above. as i was texting i was shot to death hihihi. okay again retard restart. they two guys who take care of the hostiles were messing around and killed a hostage. ok restart almost very retard hihihi. then we made it with their kuruma but then we got stuck in a tree soon before the dinghy. we were hopping out and i tried to relief the car with a melee weapon and BOUM the car exploded. okay again. then we went with the insurgent. now it all worked out. we went into the dinghy. no, we didn't drive it to the land. we made it under the bridge bitch snitch... but the host quitted to soon hihihi. then i went sleeping

Edited October 19, 2016 by alkaline_

[iStealthDeath]

One MC Club, 8 members, 4 different MC crews vs me..They attempt to jump me but I went passive before they could kill me Head back to my organization then return to rain down the wrath of Satan on these kids. And with my Hydra, wiped their club president off the map 4 times with my strafes whilst him and his gang are distracted fighting another MC Club. After a few runs they manage to hit my jet with a homing launcher so I eject and as I arrived at safety after parachuting, one of the members message me "Your account is scheduled to be hacked within the next 72 hrs". Then about a minute later they booted me offline

[magical76]

This weasel was on my friends list

 

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A few months back whilst doing CEO crate deliveries, he left the session while piloting one of two of my cargo planes whilst on the way to a decent pay day after a lot of solo work. Messaged him and he made some bullsh*t excuse up. Since then, I've steered cleared of his invites.

 

Got into a lobby today and its just me and him. Sends me an invite entitled "A quick job with a friend". Curious, I went for it to see if he wanted to make some cash back for me. No, it was a random contact mission with a random and he wasnt even there - the utter prick just wanted the lobby all to himself. I immediately went looking for him as I was returned to the same lobby and sent him an abusive message. He left instantly.

 

What an absolute f*cking joke of a person. Not on my friends list anymore and any time I see him, I'll go after him.

[Skycam]

So I had no intentions of doing anything other then car stuff yesterday. Modding and moving. I was able to complete 3 of my garages to the point I'm pretty happy with. Other 3 garages are all over the place with randoms cars... they need work.

 

I was in the same session for quite awhile. Stayed passive minding my own business. Then a friend joined.

 

He invited me to his crew awhile back but it didn't work out because one of his crew members killed me when I wasn't wearing the tag one day. He told me to swap tags he knew who I was but apparently I wasn't "following the rules". Ok I understand that, rules are rules. So I left that crew, just because I wasn't following a rule I wasn't even aware of, i still very much didn't like getting killed unarmed multiple times regardless. We are supposed to be a team...

 

Anyways when I left I told him I had no hard feelings but I'm not putting up with crew killers. Told him we should still be friends if he's up for it. Guy seems cool enough, he explained how to make videos and stuff, that's how we started talking...

 

Anyways he joins the lobby invites me to his MC. Invites one of his other crew members to the lobby to join as well. The three of us me around rank 560 him around 550 and his friend high 400. He starts a sell, it's the buzzards. I'm flying around on my faggio mod and beat him to the airport (lol) his friend was taking off when we got there but I beat my buddy.

 

I deliver the packages first, no problem. no interference whatsoever from players or NPCs. Then we do the mission where we have to find the target in the area based of a picture. That was fun. We did it a few times. I won the first one and if I remember they each won one too because we played it a few times. I had a lot of fun trying out this new stuff. I have a clubhouse, but no businesses. I haven't done any biker missions until yesterday. I enjoyed myself. We stole some supplies from the cops even, I got to ride a police bike, that was cool. I almost failed because I didn't know to steal the bike I thought the package was dropped. It was good clean fun.

 

TLDR: organized some garages, helped a friend sell drugs, did some biker missions on a faggio.

[Goingcrowd9]

Just helped my president ressuplying his buissnes and then hopped in my dukes making donuts around him while is being idle (for whatever reason). Not long after that he starts to move again, and gets in my dukes as well, and just when I am about to drive him to his clubhouse... I see explosive rounds hitting the ground and a screen that says WASTED shortly after that. Hmm, wasn't that the same guy who strafed me a couple of times before ? Just as I respawn, I notice that the same player who killed us started 'Executive Search' nearby, oh and it indeed it the same person who strafed me before...

Well, I am not the kind of player thats just sits and does nothing after such lame kills, so I call in my hydra and go to the 'Executive Search' area when I start to hear a beep, so I avoid the rocket, kill his associate, resume and got a 'lucky strafe' by trying to kill his other associate in the search area. Then he gets in a 'new' jet, I kill him (but it's to late) and crash into his machine. I respawn on the ground, having 3 associates trying to kill me (they mainly used the insurgent *sigh*) unsuccesfully. Now the big boss returns in a new jet again, but keeps missing me (not in person) and eventually just heads to the city.

At this moment, the 'stoppie challenge ' was about to start, not many people attempted so I won with a mere score of 105 meters. As I return to my president (on my bike) he starts a challenge (the one in wich you need to find and kill some NPC's). I had an advantage, since I played it before and was on a bike and also won this one, a few minutes after that he leaves.

When I noticed that the ceo returned to me I activated passive mode as I didn't want to fight anymore and went to my office and selected to exit it with my liberator (because why not?).

One of his ex-associates now registers as an ceo and invites me and I accepted.

We collected some crates in my liberator, appearently it's not a vehicle he would buy as he sends me a message saying 'why you have this car ?'

I responded, but the message was stuck between being send but not received.

Edited October 21, 2016 by Goingcrowd9

[Xadie]

I experienced the next level of try hard the other day on PC. Fought a crew who would only fly jets, they of course went passive when rpg'ed out to get another jet. The thing that separated them from the rest though is that they would abuse the CEO Ghost Off Radar, as soon as it ended they would switch CEOs to go off radar again and again. Was laughing my ass off, the level of try hard is strong in that crew. We still won the battle that lasted for 3 hours. Oh GTA, how you amaze me still to this day.

[ciel]

Minding my own business and collecting supplies for about an hour then rival ceos and an mc go at it. the mc thought I was with the ceo and associates so they come for me in their kuruma, I run back into my meth lab and I text them ''I'm chill''. I see them leaving but of course they blew me up with a proxy mine. That pissed me off so I went after them and stole the items for a contract they were doing and i got 21k for delivering it.

 

They both text me a bunch of abusive sh*t and couldn't take that I killed them and stole the stuff, just to be cocky I replied with ''consider your debt paid'' and then left the session.

 

f*cking goons.

[DedetOS1]

It was one of those roleplaying night.We stopped at a fast food restaurant car service spot,I lost it when my friend said:

 

I'll have two numba nyans,a numba nyan lawg,a numba secs wet axtrah dep,a numba seven,two numba fuvty-fivs,one wet cheeyse and a lawg sodr

[Skycam]

It was one of those roleplaying night.We stopped at a fast food restaurant car service spot,I lost it when my friend said:

 

I'll have two numba nyans,a numba nyan lawg,a numba secs wet axtrah dep,a numba seven,two numba fuvty-fivs,one wet cheeyse and a lawg sodr

After your stop did you guys go chase a train around?

[DedetOS1]

 

It was one of those roleplaying night.We stopped at a fast food restaurant car service spot,I lost it when my friend said:

 

I'll have two numba nyans,a numba nyan lawg,a numba secs wet axtrah dep,a numba seven,two numba fuvty-fivs,one wet cheeyse and a lawg sodr

After your stop did you guys go chase a train around?

 

Nah mate,I couldn't have it done with that fat ass on the same bike

[Forza Harrd]

I killed somebody. So they killed me back and left the session.

[Shadowfennekin]

I was in a great lobby today.

3 MC groups and we left each other alone as we were mostly do resupply runs the first 30 minutes then some selling(Guessing one owns a LOT of business cause I kept seeing he sold stuff). It was a rather peaceful session as we'd kill anyone trying to mess with somebody else's sh*t and had two jets in the sky in case some pussy gets into the lobby. It was genuinely nice being able to sell crap without having to worry for a change.

 

Of course after 3 hours, a crew managed to get in and start that Ghost Org CEO pussy swapping 'strat' to keep doing that sh*t, so I just left.

[Jammsbro]

Saw yet another biker gang milling about trying to look like sons of anarchy. All posing for snapmatics. Got close. They did seem bothered as I was alone. I had no choice but to rocket them all for trying to be all badass.

 

They spent the next while absolutely hammering me. But it was totally, totally f*cking worth it. Will do again if I see biker boyz pretending that they are the meanest guys in the game because rockstar released some new clothes and helmets.

[LVOE]

Saw yet another biker gang milling about trying to look like sons of anarchy. All posing for snapmatics. Got close. They did seem bothered as I was alone. I had no choice but to rocket them all for trying to be all badass.

 

They spent the next while absolutely hammering me. But it was totally, totally f*cking worth it. Will do again if I see biker boyz pretending that they are the meanest guys in the game because rockstar released some new clothes and helmets.

Did they act tough towards you when you approached them? Because now it sounds like they were just having fun and you were being dick.

[Skycam]

Saw yet another biker gang milling about trying to look like sons of anarchy. All posing for snapmatics. Got close. They did seem bothered as I was alone. I had no choice but to rocket them all for trying to be all badass.

 

They spent the next while absolutely hammering me. But it was totally, totally f*cking worth it. Will do again if I see biker boyz pretending that they are the meanest guys in the game because rockstar released some new clothes and helmets.

Best story I've read in awhile.

[Big Molio]

Some of the best times in GTAO are the impromptu street battles that kick off for no reason, with a dozen or so players fighting street to street, alleyway to alleyway.

 

Had something similar today when a bunch of us ended up in the farmland near the northernmost airstrip, and it was an unplanned gun battle between a few MC crews, some CEOs and some regular solo players. No jets, no vehicles, just a great run and gun session over farmland, behind haystacks, round barns etc. Great stuff, pity the police turn up at these things.

[BlackMilk]

Left the LSC in La Mesa when an NPC came down the bridge and hit me. Got on his hood and grabbed a sticky bomb, he moved forward a bit and I fell off. He stopped, I threw the bomb onto the hood of his car. And I am not lying about what happened then.

 

He drove off and I could actually hear him say "blow me".

 

You know what happened next.

Edited October 22, 2016 by BlackMilk

[Jammsbro]

 

Saw yet another biker gang milling about trying to look like sons of anarchy. All posing for snapmatics. Got close. They did seem bothered as I was alone. I had no choice but to rocket them all for trying to be all badass.

 

They spent the next while absolutely hammering me. But it was totally, totally f*cking worth it. Will do again if I see biker boyz pretending that they are the meanest guys in the game because rockstar released some new clothes and helmets.

Did they act tough towards you when you approached them? Because now it sounds like they were just having fun and you were being dick.

 

They were trying their best to look like the hardest guys on earth. All hand gestures and posing with guns. Total and utter fannies.

[Forza Harrd]

 

Saw yet another biker gang milling about trying to look like sons of anarchy. All posing for snapmatics. Got close. They did seem bothered as I was alone. I had no choice but to rocket them all for trying to be all badass.

 

They spent the next while absolutely hammering me. But it was totally, totally f*cking worth it. Will do again if I see biker boyz pretending that they are the meanest guys in the game because rockstar released some new clothes and helmets.

Did they act tough towards you when you approached them? Because now it sounds like they were just having fun and you were being dick.

 

 

It's their fault for letting him do it. I just try to see what groups of players are doing and they snipe me before I even get in rendering distance.

[Rusty9130]

I'll never forget the time I revived a text message in game:

 

"Watch out, someone has placed a bounty of $201336200 on you!"

Edited October 23, 2016 by Rusty9130

[hugh750]

last night after dealing with a wall breacher he put a $9k bounty on me then i had a friend log on and he invited me to his session, after i joined i drove to where my friend was and i got in his armored kuruma and before too long we had about 6 or 7 players attacking us (they might have been after my bounty) after about 20 minutes my friend killed me and gave me the bounty.

Left the LSC in La Mesa when an NPC came down the bridge and hit me. Got on his hood and grabbed a sticky bomb, he moved forward a bit and I fell off. He stopped, I threw the bomb onto the hood of his car. And I am not lying about what happened then.

 

He drove off and I could actually hear him say "blow me".

 

You know what happened next.

yep, BOOOOMMMMM!!

[DedetOS1]

retard game puts me in the same lobby with real life terrorists.all 8000 lvl,jet griefing,invisible bodies.I change sessions,no solution.Join a random job,no solution.It was all good at the beginning but typical rockstar ruined everything.Bullsh*t,I regret every single liras I spent on this garbage.

[Skycam]

So I was taking some pictures this afternoon and heard some explosions. I wasn't sure what was going on. I was pretty sure I got dropped into an empty lobby. I check and sure enough I was indeed alone. After taking this shot..

 

 

I look around to see what all the noise was. I'm in an empty lobby a player didn't join and leave I know it. So I turn around to see this..

 

 

I guess the story's about the bad driving NPCs is true. Someone must have plowed right into this gas station as I was taking pictures across the street. Lol (ps4) i haven't had much trouble with NPC drivers but I noticed today when I was out taking pictures that's for sure.

[Rewdalf]

Man, I got a lot of stories.

I need to stop by here more often to offload some of 'em.

 

Anyway.

 

So, doing some MC missions with a small group of friends.

I'm out in the desert toggling between bikes, wondering which one to ride next.

We're in Sandy Shores. MC president goes to clubhouse for next mission. Apparently there's also a two-man MC there who own the same clubhouse.

No matter. We're not aggressive.

One of the other guys immediately miniguns my friend as he's trying to enter the clubhouse.

He gets pissed.

My friend gets really hot-headed when someone kills him with no reason.

He goes after them, while I decide to grab some insurance.

They run to Paleto, one of them gets into a tank.

Good thing I planned ahead. I was in Zancudo grabbing a Lazer.

I fly over and disintegrate the tank. Third member of our MC grabbed a tank of his own.

I do a few strafes while they fire rockets at me head-on (which almost always miss, don't fire head-on at jets. Go for the combat MG instead)

Our MC president rides by a few times with the sweeper, but they fight back with Marksman rifles and miniguns.

Clearly they don't want a fair fight.

So, jet, tank, and biker.

We take them for a ride. They go off the radar a few times. Try to hide in a building and snipe. Etcetera.

Tank friend gets bored and gets out of his tank. Rides around on his bike and spectates while dodging rifle rounds.

Eventually a BS rocket hits my jet (somehow veering 90 degrees as I fly under it) and I bail, parachute onto the beach, and match one of the guys and his Marksman rifle.

You can guess who is the clear winner.

Eventually he tries to run. Doesn't work.

Tries to keep engagement close so he can just spray minigun. Doesn't work.

After awhile, I just sit and wait for him to come to me. At this point I'm not even chasing him, he can leave any time.

He keeps coming and getting killed.

I get bored.

I'm done, bye bye.

 

While that was going on, my friend who was the President and the other President chased each other up and down the highway.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Finally broke down and am in the process of upgrading. Whoo! ...right? Well, hopefully. Tho, not looking forward to the stagnant 7-8 hours of downloading I will have to sit through, even after waiting a week for delivery...

[ciel]

Double post.

Edited October 26, 2016 by Candy Suxxx