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[Tayotayotayo]

My friends and i are trying creative ways of griefing gta players. Yeaterday we set up a offroad car meet 7 people attended once they where in the hills on group we told them to look up for firework show before the meet. It was five or us on hydras and we bombed them clean. Since we made the car meet at the hills they would spawn on the hills. It was so easy ooooo boy you shoulve seen the 7 little dots scrambling. Of course they did not have a chance against us we greifed them till the last one left the area. It was Awsome! We will continue

[We Are Ninja]

A guy shoots me off my bike as I drive past Zancudo. I let it go. No biggie. People are overly-cautious nowadays. He snipes me as I return to my bike. -.-

I proceed to give him and his org mate THE BUSINESS. His other org mates join in, and I wipe the floor with them. It wasn't even close. I was having a damned good night. I stomp their asses in so badly, two of them go and get jets... and fail to get a single kill. Eventually, they tuck tail and leave. I'm in the lobby with friends, and completely forget that we're in game chat within the party. I was going on and on about how bad they were. A few minutes after they run away, the texts start. Apparently, one of them realized that I'm Black...

 

He texts: "Go back to Africa"

I respond: "Really? Is that the best you can do?"

 

I've been Black a long time. I've been Black online a while too. I've heard it all...

 

He texts: "I've got some KFC coupons"

I respond: "Africa. Fried chicken. Watermelon. Kool-Aid... Try harder."

He texts: "Go back to Kenya"

I respond: "Dude. You're really bad at this."

He texts: "What?"

I respond: "We've already covered Africa. Twice. Try harder, bro."

 

He doesn't respond... -.-

[nmk111]

log in yesterday, want to do the hotfix bypass fagio dupe glitch

reguires clubhouse mod shop, i dont have it, costs 530k

i have only made ~400k after i went broke on bikerz update spendig spree

go to my cokehouse, have about 200k worth of product

say f*ck it, all or nothing, launch sell mission in a full lobby

offc its postal truck, atleast only 1 with 5 drops. this thing is slow as f*ck

somehow manage to do 4 drops, olny couple of passive players pass me

then just before the final drop some sh*thead shows up and kills me

i ask him nicely to pls not blow up my product, in true gtao spirit he kills me again and blows it up

whatever, with high demand bonus i still make over 150k, have 550k now

first i need to punish this asshole. hes fast on a bike, escapes, makes jumps off highways, goes into tunnels etc.

i can keep up but when i start shooting, he doesnt fight back and gets an advantage of only having to concentrate on driving, so he pulls away again.

ok f*cker, lets see how you outrun a jet

get my hydra, he tries to escape and hide under bridges but the score quickly goes from 0-2 to 5-2 and he leaves the session.

go to my clubhouse in paleto bay, buy the clubhouse mod shop and a faggio.

down to 15k now, yolo!

try with my nightblade first, dupe doesnt sell, transaction error

start to get worried that i spent 535k on a pointless mod shop + stupid fagio for nothing

read that on pc base value of the car must be under 50k

only thing i have that cheep is akuma

try it and the dupe sells for 57k, success!

now i only have to buy a fagio in my clubhouse, destroy akuma, call insurance from clubhouse while modding fagio, fly from paleto bay to mors depo, get duped akuma and sell it, go back to clubhouse, buy another faggio etc

lot of work for 51k profit, still better money than most gamemodes so i do like 4 trips

also buy full supllies on meth and coke business, so they make product while i dupe

do couple of more rounds, then realise im an idiot, cause i dont have all the most expensive mods on my akuma

install bunch of new stuff on it, dupes now sell for 110k

do more trips, get super efficient, use hydra for transport, learn how to properly land it without overshooting the target in hover mode, order new fagio while flying etc

one time even drive back to paleto cause there was the no crashes challenge

winning the challenge on route to make another dupe while my businesses make dope in the backround, multitasking like a boss

so started with 400k, got the last, most expensive upgrade on my meth business, 3 new bikes, clubhouse mod shop and ended up with 400k again before the glitch was patched, not too bad for one night...

still, glitching money can be hard work too...

[ElliotCW]

^ That's next level work for the dupe haha

[Goingcrowd9]

My friends and i are trying creative ways of griefing gta players. Yeaterday we set up a offroad car meet 7 people attended once they where in the hills on group we told them to look up for firework show before the meet. It was five or us on hydras and we bombed them clean. Since we made the car meet at the hills they would spawn on the hills. It was so easy ooooo boy you shoulve seen the 7 little dots scrambling. Of course they did not have a chance against us we greifed them till the last one left the area. It was Awsome! We will continue

This kind of players (you and your friends) should get banned from all games, for life (and beyond), for serious.

Edited October 12, 2016 by Goingcrowd9

[We Are Ninja]

My friends and i are trying creative ways of griefing gta players. Yeaterday we set up a offroad car meet 7 people attended once they where in the hills on group we told them to look up for firework show before the meet. It was five or us on hydras and we bombed them clean. Since we made the car meet at the hills they would spawn on the hills. It was so easy ooooo boy you shoulve seen the 7 little dots scrambling. Of course they did not have a chance against us we greifed them till the last one left the area. It was Awsome! We will continue

One can only imagine how horrific and/or terrible your actual lives must for you all to find pleasure in that kind of sh*t.

 

"Pathetic" doesn't even begin to describe you and the sentient excrement you run with.

[Tayotayotayo]

 

My friends and i are trying creative ways of griefing gta players. Yeaterday we set up a offroad car meet 7 people attended once they where in the hills on group we told them to look up for firework show before the meet. It was five or us on hydras and we bombed them clean. Since we made the car meet at the hills they would spawn on the hills. It was so easy ooooo boy you shoulve seen the 7 little dots scrambling. Of course they did not have a chance against us we greifed them till the last one left the area. It was Awsome! We will continue

One can only imagine how horrific and/or terrible your actual lives must for you all to find pleasure in that kind of sh*t.

 

"Pathetic" doesn't even begin to describe you and the sentient excrement you run with.

We are actually pretty well off thanks for asking tonight we have a even better one setup. Ill tell u all about it. This one is gona be legendary.

[Hunter]

I do this all the time. It's totally not edited at all.

 

 

[JON22]

Loaded up. Didn't feel like playing so just changed my organisation name instead. Worth it.

 

 

Try censoring that R*.

[update_lsc]

Met one of those time trial cheaters. Parked some cars on the trial spot, his car ended up upside down, with another car on top of his. End of story: he left. FeelsGoodMan.

[ElliotCW]

Thought I'd play online for a bit this morning before meeting a friend for lunch so fire up GTA and landed in some god awful session full of people shouting down the mic in French and Spanish. Turns out they were having problems with a player with a modded account (rank 4000+, KD in the thousands) and they're passive abusing friend. Decided to call a mugger on the passive abuser and mercenaries on the modded account for a laugh, as I was up Mount Chiliad at the time doing the Raptor challenge. Mugger successful and modded account killed by mercenaries (that's how you know they really suck).

 

Completed the challenge so decided to grab my Hydra from the marina to spawn kill the modded account player but ended up getting killed nearby by the passive abuser while they were off radar. They'd hopped back in to passive by the time I respawned so I blew their Hydra up and they started running for the hospital spawn point. I hoped that I could get over their in my own jet so I could blow their new one up before they got in but Pegasus despawned my jet a few times so I didn't get there before they'd taken off in passive. As expected they got in behind me and turned passive off. I hate people who do this so I switched my passive on and kept getting behind them so they would think I was going to use their own tactics on them; which I actually had no intention of doing (hate, hate hate passive abuse). By this point their modded mate had joined in with their own jet, also in passive, so we all flew around in circles with them hopping in and out of passive and me periodically reporting them to Rockstar and Xbox Live until I got bored and had to go get ready to go out and quickly write this up. Might not have got my kill back off passive abuser but at least I stopped them from hassling any one else for a little while.

 

TL;DR Stuff happened.

Edited October 13, 2016 by ElliotCW

[LeakyLine]

 

 

not in my brothers good books... after accidentally crashing a Cuban 800 in a CEO selling mission

 

it was a land a Cuban type mission.. location right below Zancudo.

He landed first, Died while taking out NPC's. came back to take out remainder. then i was given the order to land. was heading west so kept going. turned was close to Zancudo's Airspace so knifed it to avoid but at low altitude while trying to turn. i was heading to water so pulled up as hard as i could but couldnt prevent the crash..

 

i could give a 100 word essay on why i think the Cuban is S**t but i dont think i need too.. in a good plane i could have avoided the water.

 

i was instantly fired..

No, your issue is that you're a sh*t pilot. The Cuban is my favorite plane in the game and I can keep it in the air without f*ckups.

 

i dont on with the Cuban.. wont out maneuver Homing Launcher rockets. and i was trying to avoid Zancudo Air space, while trying to bring it round to land.

 

I've evaded HLs in the Cuban. You just need to learn to fly.

[dragosani00]

It's a tough bastard. I once kamikazed a Cuban into Maze Bank after dropping off crates. It stuck like a magnet, I drove it straight down, bounced off of the nose, and nothing happened.

Heh I did the same after upgrading its armour in my warehouse.

Edited October 13, 2016 by dragosani00

[caz95]

 

 

 

not in my brothers good books... after accidentally crashing a Cuban 800 in a CEO selling mission

 

it was a land a Cuban type mission.. location right below Zancudo.

He landed first, Died while taking out NPC's. came back to take out remainder. then i was given the order to land. was heading west so kept going. turned was close to Zancudo's Airspace so knifed it to avoid but at low altitude while trying to turn. i was heading to water so pulled up as hard as i could but couldnt prevent the crash..

 

i could give a 100 word essay on why i think the Cuban is S**t but i dont think i need too.. in a good plane i could have avoided the water.

 

i was instantly fired..

No, your issue is that you're a sh*t pilot. The Cuban is my favorite plane in the game and I can keep it in the air without f*ckups.

 

i dont on with the Cuban.. wont out maneuver Homing Launcher rockets. and i was trying to avoid Zancudo Air space, while trying to bring it round to land.

 

I've evaded HLs in the Cuban. You just need to learn to fly.

 

i can fly, iv flown a titan, agile isnt its strong suit. and a P something fighter jet when in a Uncle T mission. my flying is more impressive than the stat, 40/100

Edited October 13, 2016 by carigun

[Jenkiiii]

So I started an MC mission and it told me to chase a vehicle around the entire map, through Paleto Bay and back again... it took me about a week to eventually catch up with it... constantly thinking "screw this, dashboard, dashboard"... until I finally see it come out of the tunnel - a Mule carrying cargo, so I chased it a bit more and had fun with it, clubbing the vehicle to smithereens and finally hauling the driver out and kicking him to death... and FINALLY driving the vehicle back to base... until I realised I'd been chasing the wrong vehicle all the time and it had deviated through Sandy Shores and back up to Paleto Bay... arghhghhh... that was one crazy-arsed half-an-hour just to re-supply a tiny bit of weed... but it had me chuckling afterwards. I can be such a dick sometimes...

[Skycam]

I had a near perfect session last night. I only joined 1 lobby and stayed for at least a couple of hours. I employed a low level random and he stayed with me almost the entire time. I'm absolutely loving this new freeroam work.

 

Still haven't formed an MC but I'm loving being a CEO.

[ciel]

I spawn in a friend's session, 6 players which isn't so bad. A mutual friend's MC don't take notice of what I'm doing until our friend leaves. President one shot me when I was on my way back delivering supplies and then I declare war on the rival MC, so I register as CEO and kill them while in ghost org just to really wind them up. I send the annoying "lol fxckn scrub azz pu ssy lil bish" text message just to lure them out of their clubhouse which worked. Few kills on them later they asked me to help them with clubhouse contracts.

 

lol no. f*ck you.

[Yozora]

 

[Yozora]

When you survive a good ol' WIPEOUT

 

 

[Smooth Longsack]

I'm on xb1. My gamer tag was banned again for my beloved "Longsack" nomer because it can be regarded as sexual in nature. I changed my name to "Cortana ___". Cortana is the verbal command that prompts a dialogue between you and your xbox. Trolololol! I hear people yelling, "stop listening!" Or "unsnap!" and my heart fills with pure unadulterated joy. My new name is the xbox equivalent of Beetlejuice.

 

Longsack will return when the report-happy gta community isn't my primary source of electronic glee. Until then, it's an all out trolling war. The gauntlet has been thrown.

 

Edit- btw, it costs around $12us to change a gamertag. I'm around $50 deep on different Longsacks.

 

 

Edited October 16, 2016 by Smooth Longsack

[LogScottWood]

PES2017 is well good. Way better than that FIFA trash. I miss GTA sometimes but really I just want to play the new one now. Plus there's not enough eye rakes and backbreaker moves in combat to keep me coming back. I don't like bikers, leather or motorbikes. I think they're for attention seeking mid life crisis douche canoes. This isn't a very good story. I apologise.

 

Hope this helps,

 

Log

[Mr_Zombly]

Edit- btw, it costs around $12us to change a gamertag. I'm around $50 deep on different Longsacks.

 

 

It's ridiculous how such names get reported, a friend of mine on PSN had to make a whole new account because his name was gorilla-tbag

[MeandthebladE]

Am i going to be on tv

 

 

[Smooth Longsack]

 

Edit- btw, it costs around $12us to change a gamertag. I'm around $50 deep on different Longsacks.

 

 

It's ridiculous how such names get reported, a friend of mine on PSN had to make a whole new account because his name was gorilla-tbag

Gorilla-tbag hahahaha

[therevenator]

Met some good teammates last night. Some kid in a buzzard tried to wreck our cruising session. He had no luck dodging 7 homing launcher missiles at once lol.

[Tayotayotayo]

Met some good teammates last night. Some kid in a buzzard tried to wreck our cruising session. He had no luck dodging 7 homing launcher missiles at once lol.

Thats why you go ghost organization when trying to destroy a cruising session. Edited October 18, 2016 by Tayotayotayo

[therevenator]

 

Met some good teammates last night. Some kid in a buzzard tried to wreck our cruising session. He had no luck dodging 7 homing launcher missiles at once lol.

Thats why you go ghost organization when trying to destroy a cruising session.

Sorry forgot to mention they were. We just hopped off our bikes and started looking around.

[TheTruestDetective]

>In a jet strafing noobs as usual. This time they happen to be part of the same crew.

 

>Noob: come kill me

 

>proceeds to spam RPGs and snipe on BST

 

>10 kills later: get off that jet skrub

 

>me: no

 

>noob gets jet then crashes within a minute

 

> players are voting for u to be removed from the session

 

>eventually I crash jet and immediately see all 4 running up on me

 

>kill 2 of them with marksman then kill myself

 

>noob: marksman? smh

 

>switch to heavy

 

>snipe ceo with heavy 3 consecutive times

 

>they activate ghost org so I teleport to my apartment to wait it out

 

> I go for another jet and kill them a couple more times

 

> ceo and his crew rq

 

>me via xbox: 24-6 gg no re scrub lol

 

>noob: ur hacking

 

I'm done lmfao

[Goingcrowd9]

>In a jet strafing noobs as usual. This time they happen to be part of the same crew.

 

>Noob: come kill me

 

>proceeds to spam RPGs and snipe on BST

 

>10 kills later: get off that jet skrub

 

>me: no

 

>noob gets jet then crashes within a minute

 

> players are voting for u to be removed from the session

 

>eventually I crash jet and immediately see all 4 running up on me

 

>kill 2 of them with marksman then kill myself

 

>noob: marksman? smh

 

>switch to heavy

 

>snipe ceo with heavy 3 consecutive times

 

>they activate ghost org so I teleport to my apartment to wait it out

 

> I go for another jet and kill them a couple more times

 

> ceo and his crew rq

 

>me via xbox: 24-6 gg no re scrub lol

 

>noob: ur hacking

 

I'm done lmfao

 

"In a jet strafing(!) noobs as usual(!). This time they happen to be part of the same crew."

 

So here we appear to have found the player that ruins it for other players...

 

 

"Noob: come kill me"

 

Don't know what to say about this...

 

"proceeds to spam RPGs and snipe on BST"

 

Seems reasonable...

 

"10 kills later: get off that jet skrub"

 

Agree, just would have said it a little diffrent...

 

 

"noob gets jet then crashes within a minute"

 

...

 

"players are voting for u to be removed from the session"

 

Seems fair enough

 

"eventually I crash jet and immediately see all 4 running up on me"

 

Surprised ??

 

"Kill 2 of them with marksman then kill myself"

 

Oh so you are a suicidal kiddie as well ? That's not nice..

 

"noob: marksman? smh"

 

He could do it as well, so too bad.

 

"switch to heavy"

 

Seems legit...

 

"Snipe ceo with heavy 3 consecutive times"

 

Depanding on the situation, that could be impressive...

 

"they activate ghost org so I teleport to my apartment to wait it out"

 

Ghost org is not nice, but so is teleporting.

 

"I go for another jet and kill them a couple more times"

 

Why ? Could you atleast give them a chance ??

 

"ceo and his crew rq"

 

I (do not) wonder why they did that..

*Jet alert*

 

"me via xbox: 24-6 gg no re scrub lol"

 

In English, please ?

 

"noob: ur hacking"

 

...

[Forza Harrd]

 

 

Met some good teammates last night. Some kid in a buzzard tried to wreck our cruising session. He had no luck dodging 7 homing launcher missiles at once lol.

Thats why you go ghost organization when trying to destroy a cruising session.

Sorry forgot to mention they were. We just hopped off our bikes and started looking around.

 

 

Lol he's probably the kid in the buzzard you and your friends blew up.