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[Yozora]

I was defending an area with a MC I joined and lemme tell you how many random bikers and groupals dove at us...ALL OF THEM. It was like as soon as wee started everybody in the lobby went nuts.

 

There were two groups of ceos or mc that were ground rushing us, a third guy bumrushing with a tank and finally 3 randoms that would consistently snipe from the upper freeway. The MC prez and I did our best and came out victorious surprisingly even with our 3rd member bailing on us when sh*t got really hot.

 

That was my experience with the new biker update...

It was alot of fun amd i interesting to see bikes and trikes flying towards us

Edited October 5, 2016 by Dream-_-Traveler

[hugh750]

tonight while i was driving my zentorno from blaine county to a race near fort zancudo, i pass a npc driving a mini van and he calls me an "asswhipe" and i didn't hit him or drive like a maniac.

that's the first time i've been called "asswhipe" in gtao.

[caz95]

well i was on a hunt looking for a beauty spot, to show of my cars. a CEO moved in the middle of the road but there back turned to me, who was going at GTA O cruising speed obviously i hit the CEO, who didnt get back up.

 

look what he did to my bonnet

 

then returning to the city had a Cuban (with fake goods worth 120k) blown up. then pinned in an ally way with 2 on 1 situation some CEO and other dude, used Stickies and Carbine Riffle to hold my ground. 5 stickeys to walls blown CEO. CEO learnt used RPG, missed one died from that there employ got gunned down by my Special "Newbie" Carbine Riffle. I ended up turning to Franklin..

[PetrolCB]

When you're with your crew, and pin down one of those floating head dipsh*ts in freeroam...

 

[Shadowfennekin]

Me and my MC were resupplying my cash factory. As we're going back to the city from the Vineyard...... _____ has gone ghost. I sigh, knowing what that means. Yep, a jet.... but he's targetting me for some reason and not one of the other 6 people behind/ahead of me. He manages to nail my bike near the factory but the supply survives. His friend arrives as I respawn, knowing a vehicle will be a death sentence I run through alleys until I arrive to my factory, getting in just on time before he stricked the door with his pussy cannon fire.

 

All six packages got delivered.

 

God I can't wait for that 2 million dollar bike..... insurance will be much higher than it is for these bikes they can blow up no problem

[DedetOS1]

Joined a race where the host was On Call,told him to go Phone>Quick Job to start the race,he did and dropped lol

[Yozora]

-puts on tinfoil hat-

 

What if the reason behind Rockstar pushing so many gamemodes lately, like VIP and CEO and new events etc, into freemode or so that they don't bother with fixing the matchmaking and loading screens?

 

#LosSantosConspiracies

Plausible...

[Rippir1600]

Story time,

 

So today I decided to casually do missions as after reading about MC work and how sh*tty it can be and pretty much is, I start Titan of a job, Get 2 crappy players, fine I do the entire mission by myself practically, Kick both.

 

New guy comes in, ok fine, So I tell him the rules, Help me out or I'll replace you. Cause I end up doing half the mission by myself if I don't give people a little push to participate. So he excels with flying colors.

 

Don't know what I did but now he's being a jerk to me, continously rams my door off my kurama which I don't grief with I just use it solely for mission purposes..first few times, ok fine, Have your dumb fun. 5th time now, Were on a semi transport mission. I let him get shot the crap out of while following in my kurama..paybacks a bitch..he lives, now we have to defend the semi, he hops out of semi. I continously keep him underneath the kurama until he dies cause at this point he's costing me multiple body armors per mission and having to burn through my snacks faster then my normal burn rate of both.

 

Mission completes, I call him on his asshole sh*t, He tells me to f*ck off, I tell him the exact same thing, he leaves, I leave. Girl that was helping out votes for a new mission and I go to free roam.

 

I know many of you might think this is a bitch and moan more so post but I am actually happy, Normally I just ignore blatant trolls. Or I get them to leave.

 

Today I fought fire with fire and apparently said troll didn't like it when I gave him the asshole treatment he was giving me for multiple missions.

 

2 wrongs may not make a right but it sure felt good to finally be a jerk back to him after what i kept having to deal with every mission thanks to him.

Edited October 7, 2016 by Rippir1600

[Nacho Z]

It's not much of a story but it amused me a little bit.

 

I was in the city riding round on my new Wolfsbane and feeling quite pleased with myself for the custom job I'd done on it when my mate came online and went straight to a clothes shop, as he does. I headed over there and saw his Nightblade parked outside, painted black same as my Wolfsbane, I pulled up near to it, got off and was walking round his bike admiring it when he came running out of the shop.

 

At this point I don't think he was aware there was another player there so it's a good thing I wasn't there to kill him. He runs straight over to my Wolfsbane and gets on, which is a bit unlike him but I don't mind obviously and when it's clear he's not getting off I think 'fine' and get on his Nightblade.

 

We have an enjoyable cruise up to my clubhouse in Paleto and after we've been there a bit I ask him what he thinks of the Wolfsbane, to which he replies "don't know, I'll have to check it out". Imagine his surprise and confusion when I told him he'd been on it the whole time, dozy git haha.

[Payton918]

When i read these stories

[hugh750]

today i a friend's heist mission that you had to steal a server and lure the enemies away by stealing their van, after failing once, on the second try i pushed out one player who was driving the black van because i wasn't in the mood to just ride (because i had an experience in free roam where a player kept chasing me and killed me a few times because i fired my sniper rifle at him once), the heist player was pissed at me and sent me a nasty message that said "u $#%& cocksucking fa**ot" i reported him to microsoft even though it was in game message.

after that i joined the same friend's pacific standard job heist and i invited another friend and when made our escape we failed a few times but we finally made to where the bikes are, we destroyed them because we used armored kurumas and the player that i had got the nasty message from kept going nowhere's near the raft, on the third try we finally finished the heist and after we spawned in free roam me and my friend kept killing the jerk player i even even message my friend saying that player was a jerk and he agreed.

Edited October 7, 2016 by hugh750

[Shadowfennekin]

You know, one good thing about level 8000s is that you can mug them then kill them for 10 k pretty much everytime. It's my new standard when I see one in the lobby, highlight him. Go off radar, send mugger. Kill him, take the money rinse and repeat.

 

Made over 100 k from one solely from mugging, also blew up his supplies, and killed him in missions he was hosting making me win them. 8000s are pushovers, your level means jack cause you didn't earn it.

Edited October 8, 2016 by Shadowfennekin

[Sky_Light12]

trolling with Carimbo VS group of squeakers

 

IT WAS SATISFYING for today

[hugh750]

trolling with Carimbo VS group of squeakers

 

IT WAS SATISFYING for today

how good was the squeaker rage??

You know, one good thing about level 8000s is that you can mug them then kill them for 10 k pretty much everytime. It's my new standard when I see one in the lobby, highlight him. Go off radar, send mugger. Kill him, take the money rinse and repeat.

 

Made over 100 k from one solely from mugging, also blew up his supplies, and killed him in missions he was hosting making me win them. 8000s are pushovers, your level means jack cause you didn't earn it.

today i was hosting a supercar race and a level 7999 player tried to join i kicked him out quick (who did he think he was trying to fool)??

[Nacho Z]

You know, one good thing about level 8000s is that you can mug them then kill them for 10 k pretty much everytime. It's my new standard when I see one in the lobby, highlight him. Go off radar, send mugger. Kill him, take the money rinse and repeat.

 

Made over 100 k from one solely from mugging, also blew up his supplies, and killed him in missions he was hosting making me win them. 8000s are pushovers, your level means jack cause you didn't earn it.

In my experience level 8000s are interchangeable with level 8s.

[caz95]

not in my brothers good books... after accidentally crashing a Cuban 800 in a CEO selling mission

 

it was a land a Cuban type mission.. location right below Zancudo.

He landed first, Died while taking out NPC's. came back to take out remainder. then i was given the order to land. was heading west so kept going. turned was close to Zancudo's Airspace so knifed it to avoid but at low altitude while trying to turn. i was heading to water so pulled up as hard as i could but couldnt prevent the crash..

 

i could give a 100 word essay on why i think the Cuban is S**t but i dont think i need too.. in a good plane i could have avoided the water.

 

i was instantly fired..

[Savage satan]

I find this so disrespectful i have just seen someone registered as a mc and he is driving in an armoured karuma. When i asked him if he had any bikes or the money for the bikes he said he did he just dont like the bikes so he wont use them. In my opinion if you wont use a bike then dont register as a mc

[Ggnore123]

I got flattened by a Chrome Adder with Dollar Rims by a 5 year old. He then got rekt.

Edited October 10, 2016 by Humorless Heister

[Savage satan]

I find this so disrespectful i have just seen someone registered as a mc and he is driving in an armoured karuma. When i asked him if he had any bikes or the money for the bikes he said he did he just dont like the bikes so he wont use them. In my opinion if you wont use a bike then dont register as a mc

[hugh750]

I got flattened by a Chrome Adder with Dollar Rims by a 5 year old. He then got rekt.

what was your weapon of choice, sticky bombs, proxies, various mg's or homing launcher or rpg??

[Ggnore123]

 

I got flattened by a Chrome Adder with Dollar Rims by a 5 year old. He then got rekt.

 

what was your weapon of choice, sticky bombs, proxies, various mg's or homing launcher or rpg??The weapons any person uses that's spoiled nowadays. Marksman, Homing, RPG, Sticky Bomb and a Knife. Oh yeah, bull shark testosterone.

 

 

JK.

Edited October 10, 2016 by Humorless Heister

[hugh750]

 

 

I got flattened by a Chrome Adder with Dollar Rims by a 5 year old. He then got rekt.

what was your weapon of choice, sticky bombs, proxies, various mg's or homing launcher or rpg??

The weapons any person uses that's spoiled nowadays. Marksman, Homing, RPG, Sticky Bomb and a Knife. Oh yeah, bull shark testosterone.

 

 

JK.

 

i ment what was your weapon of choice that you used to take out the chrome adder?

[Hazzardtohimself]

Not a very interesting tale, but it was the first thing I remember from when I got online just after the game released for PC.

 

So I'm a scrub-level player, currently rolling around in a stolen Manana to find my first proper vehicle (that Simeon will insure for free). I leave Strawberry and head north through the city centre, automatically slowing down to not hit another player whom was on foot as he ran across the road in front of me. I drive on, he fires a shot through the rear window but misses me, and I continue on my way.

 

It was only when I was on the freeway that I thought about it and realised I didn't seem to have the right mentality to what had happened!

 

Slowing down for another player? Not seeking retribution for someone shooting at me?

 

Needless to say, I checked myself into the rehabilitation clinic for wusses and pussies, and I'll let you know when they're going to let me out.

[Ggnore123]

 

 

 

I got flattened by a Chrome Adder with Dollar Rims by a 5 year old. He then got rekt.

 

what was your weapon of choice, sticky bombs, proxies, various mg's or homing launcher or rpg??

The weapons any person uses that's spoiled nowadays. Marksman, Homing, RPG, Sticky Bomb and a Knife. Oh yeah, bull shark testosterone.

JK.

 

i ment what was your weapon of choice that you used to take out the chrome adder?

I died from it. Then when he came back he met the master's RPG.

[LeakyLine]

not in my brothers good books... after accidentally crashing a Cuban 800 in a CEO selling mission

 

it was a land a Cuban type mission.. location right below Zancudo.

He landed first, Died while taking out NPC's. came back to take out remainder. then i was given the order to land. was heading west so kept going. turned was close to Zancudo's Airspace so knifed it to avoid but at low altitude while trying to turn. i was heading to water so pulled up as hard as i could but couldnt prevent the crash..

 

i could give a 100 word essay on why i think the Cuban is S**t but i dont think i need too.. in a good plane i could have avoided the water.

 

i was instantly fired..

No, your issue is that you're a sh*t pilot. The Cuban is my favorite plane in the game and I can keep it in the air without f*ckups.

[hugh750]

 

not in my brothers good books... after accidentally crashing a Cuban 800 in a CEO selling mission

 

it was a land a Cuban type mission.. location right below Zancudo.

He landed first, Died while taking out NPC's. came back to take out remainder. then i was given the order to land. was heading west so kept going. turned was close to Zancudo's Airspace so knifed it to avoid but at low altitude while trying to turn. i was heading to water so pulled up as hard as i could but couldnt prevent the crash..

 

i could give a 100 word essay on why i think the Cuban is S**t but i dont think i need too.. in a good plane i could have avoided the water.

 

i was instantly fired..

No, your issue is that you're a sh*t pilot. The Cuban is my favorite plane in the game and I can keep it in the air without f*ckups.

 

on my old character i had a cuban 800 and i flew it ok, it's good plane.

[PetrolCB]

It's a tough bastard. I once kamikazed a Cuban into Maze Bank after dropping off crates. It stuck like a magnet, I drove it straight down, bounced off of the nose, and nothing happened.

[hugh750]

this morning me and a friend did the pacific standard job heist along with randoms, after we finally completed it at lester's office i notice my character had a guy's face and the other player's character had my character's face!

[caz95]

 

not in my brothers good books... after accidentally crashing a Cuban 800 in a CEO selling mission

 

it was a land a Cuban type mission.. location right below Zancudo.

He landed first, Died while taking out NPC's. came back to take out remainder. then i was given the order to land. was heading west so kept going. turned was close to Zancudo's Airspace so knifed it to avoid but at low altitude while trying to turn. i was heading to water so pulled up as hard as i could but couldnt prevent the crash..

 

i could give a 100 word essay on why i think the Cuban is S**t but i dont think i need too.. in a good plane i could have avoided the water.

 

i was instantly fired..

No, your issue is that you're a sh*t pilot. The Cuban is my favorite plane in the game and I can keep it in the air without f*ckups.

 

i dont on with the Cuban.. wont out maneuver Homing Launcher rockets. and i was trying to avoid Zancudo Air space, while trying to bring it round to land.

[Skycam]

Had a good afternoon, normally I don't play before work. I figured I'd try it out for a bit.

 

Got a team of randoms together and did a bunch of vip/ceo work. Players were so aggressive and persistent today.

 

One organization rolling in 2 insurgents tried to stop us running crates, they failed.

 

Another comes to my yacht during piracy prevention, 1 in Savage 1 in hydra, they failed too.

 

The team of insurgents come at me during executive search 1 grabbed a tank. It was the location by the theater so I was already in my tank, lol they failed there too.

 

Did a couple of headhunters, collected a few bounties, a couple of point to point jobs and a most wanted before I banked my cash and shut it down.

 

I think only 1 player killed me maybe 2. The one that got me was in hydra but someone else must have shot him down because the rank 400 left very shortly after killing me. All and all it was a good GTA day. Successful and profitable.