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[Hunter]

What is it with people trying to sneak up and hit me lately?:

 

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

What is it with people trying to sneak up and hit me lately?:

 

I think he might have been going for some melee challenge....is that possible ?

Otherwise the person is pretty much a noob, he could have killed you 3 times without even getting hit by you.

[ElliotCW]

^ If they're playing Entourage then it's more likely they were just being a bit crap. They could have been working on their Melee Murder challenge though I guess.

[hugh750]

today i was driving around los santos in my zentorno after i joined a one of my friend's heists that failed (it was pacific standard job and the failed message was "heist was blown:) that happened when (i think) the server hiccuped and dumped us, ieventually i was being chased by a player driving a insurgent (i out drove him and out ran him) i ended up in the subway by the way of the freeway entrance and tried to make it appear i was on one of the surface roads and i watched my minimap in amusement as i saw two white dots and the insurgent driver searching for me on the surface and i tried to join a session my friend was in but turned out to be a private session so i respawned in another session but for some reason my zentorno was in the impound lot and as far as i know i wasn't wanted.

 

but i did find an easier way out of the impound lot in the spot that has the noose van by driving past the guard building .

Edited September 28, 2016 by hugh750

[Goingcrowd9]

So here I was, driving my Armored V12 to drive all the way down to Vespucci helipads and pick up my Hydra for some VIP mission runs, I checked the map and there was no one in the helipads so I assumed it was going to be safe.

 

Once I reached the helipads, I parked my V12 in the middle, and then I noticed something in the distance, it wasn't a Hydra or a Buzzard, but rather a modded account in a Mallard, I assumed he was just gonna fly over me for a second but it instantly became clear that he's about to kamakazie into me!

 

I panicked and pressed square constantly in a direction so that my character avoids it but he stupidly climbed up the door my V12, and it was too late then because the Mallard Man landed his plane on my V12 and blew up, and despite being killed as well, it was considered a suicide and I got the kill reward against him. However, when I respawned behind the Vespucci Helipad warehouse, I got notified that my car got destroyed and I am the one who payed for it! I was genuinely annoyed then.

 

Then, I noticed that the modded account climbed into my Hydra, but I came in just in time to kill him as he was booting up the engine, but because he tried firing the cannons at me in self-defense he blew up the Hydra, and I got more annoyed. I quit being a CEO and quickly turned passive just to get away from this idiot and stole a heli, I ordered an another Hydra and flew to LSIA and disabled passive and became CEO again, I was planning some payback.

 

Once I was in the air, I noticed he got into a heli and tried flying towards the hospital where Pegasus vehicles spawn in, possibly to get a Hydra, so I took him down while he was over Strawberry and I at least strafed him some more for at least 10 times, starting to where the clothing store near Vanilla Unicorn was and to the hospital where he DID order a Hydra and to Simeon's dealership, he even tried to hide inside Ammunation but I still got him while he's inside, I continued strafing him some more until he started spawning near the Mission Row station before he quit.

 

 

Moral of the story: *whenever you're dealing with modded accounts, don't just destroy their character, destroy their pride by teaching them not to act like douchebags*.

Just replace *...* with: 'I couldn't handle that he killed me with a mallard and wanted revenge, but I new that I was only able to kill him by activating passive mode and strafing him with an over-powered Jet.

 

'I also think am a verry good player because I was able to kill him by using PASSIVE MODE and strafing him with a HYDRA'

 

'I could, in theori, let him get in his jet and have a fair battle, after I killed him by using passive mode and using the most OP vehicle to kill him, but I prefer to be a trol, after all, he killed me with a MALLARD.'

 

 

PS: but instead, he thinks is a god or something and complains the player had a 'modded account'.

Edited September 28, 2016 by Goingcrowd9

[PwnageSoldier]

There was this level 105 guy the other day who I killed in a Hydra for attempting to gun me down in a Technical, and I actually made a good shot (for once in my life) and parachuted down afterwards to greet him. After killing him again with my Carbine Rifle, he wanted to do a unarmed brawl with me. I won. He just kept attacking and I kept counterattacking. Tips for anyone in a brawl, wait for a counterattack, they do damage.

 

EDIT: The guy had modded combat rolls and modded health, so I had to go OP.

Edited September 30, 2016 by PwnageSoldier

[M.K.N.]

Doing CEO work, and 120 player decides to pick on me instead of going after other players who aren't CEOs, was trying to outrun his shady X80 with my BF400, but lo and behold, idiot traffic comes around to force me to crash and get thrown off, getting killed in the process, twice by the same, idiot player. I finally killed him and lobbed a Sticky Bomb on his car while getting my last crate and blew his car up at no penalty cost so he won't go after my ass again. He even commended like "dude wtf how is ur bike so fast". I pretty much never commented, as do other players who never bothered to pick on each other at all.

 

The next time I see him or other, similar players who are looking to f*ck up CEO missions, I'll make sure to deliver a clear message that neither I nor other CEOs likes to be f*cked around with and should look for other sessions to prance around with.

[PabtheFab]

^ Makes you feel old doesn't it. Just like many people don't realise that GI Joe and Transformers were TV shows before they were terrible films.

 

I guess I must be older than you... GI Joe and transformers were just toys even before they were TV shows...

[Mrs. Buzz]

Managed to ragequit a cheater yesterday - was pretty funny. I joined a public lobby and the 1st thing I read was: "report xxx - he's on godmode". Time to have some fun. Ordered one of my Insurgents and went passive to investigate if its a cheater or a skilled player. Yep, was a cheater. He destroyed a whole CEO team while he got attackted by a Hydra - stood under Minigun and RPG fire and still kept fireing/killing the attackers.

 

So I started to ram NPC cars in his direction that rolled him over. Every time he tries to hijack a car I crashed in it the moment he opened the door so he slips all over the street. He eventually got a car (his Insurgent) and went to the helipad - his next idea was to get a Hydra himself. Of course I followed him and once his Hydra spawns and he tried to enter - well - my Insurgent was faster - boom!. Of course I crashed all other Helis, too. I texted him:

 

"Nope - you stay on the ground"

 

He tried to get another Hydra at the airport - well... . Meanwhile a couple players in the lobby teamed up with me - so does the CEO in his Hydra and he bombed him out of his Insurgent - once on foot he got bumped by me and another player in his Insurgent on the airfield and all arround. He finally escaped to the docks and tried to grief/snipe another CEO - well, I pushed him in the inner habour. A couple mins later he texted "You all sucks" and quit the game.

 

TL;DR. It's pretty funny to offend a god-mode kiddie while riding an Insurgent in passive mode - here are some funny pics from the story above:

[ElliotCW]

 

ElliotCW, on 27 Sept 2016 - 1:46 PM, said:

^ Makes you feel old doesn't it. Just like many people don't realise that GI Joe and Transformers were TV shows before they were terrible films.

 

I guess I must be older than you... GI Joe and transformers were just toys even before they were TV shows...

You could well be as I was born in '85. I'm still young and cool, damnit haha!

[update_lsc]

Was messing around with a friend the other day, i go semi afk to change my music. Suddenly i can hear gunfire, hide steam overlay and see an insurgent filled with 3 people shoot at us. They got my friend, but somehow they didn't get me. Of course they ran away after they got a kill on my friend, luckily i was a ceo, so i requested my buzzard and chased them. Hit them with 4 rockets, so their car was weakened by a lot already. One gets out, tries to ho mo launcher me, but i kill him before he locks on completely. Time to get on the ground. By that time, my friend has caught up to me and we were wrecking them on the ground. Eventually 2 run off, only to return in hydras. One was an absolutely awful pilot, crashed at his second strafe..( ). The other one wasn't much better either. So, they started to run away again and returned with hydras. What a surprise. Awful pilot crashes again, second one tries to divebomb me. I take out my heavy sniper and manage to shoot this guy. Boy, what a shot that was. Seconds later the cheat accusions start. The worst pilot was something around 170, the other two around 60-80 i think. Later on the 170 went passive and sneaked up to us, of course we were having an eye on him, he then turned off passive and got out his minigun, too bad my shotgun killed him before he could even get ready to shoot us.

[Skycam]

Played last night for the first time in few days, maybe about a week.

 

I played for a few hours. Bought and sold a special pocket watch for 150k (no warning, it was just there for purchase when I logged on to my office pc. Second pocket watch I've sold.) no hiccups. I was also able to finish filling up my small and medium warehouses with some randoms who joined my organization. made some good money running VIP work and challenges with a couple of low-levels. One was 19 ranked him up to about 25.

 

It was a good game day. I think i only died maybe a couple of times by cops. Had the message pop up that my associates pay was cut once. Got a few players kills against players trying to find me during executive search. All and all it was good game day.

[Shadowfennekin]

Know those annoying douche bags who all hop onto one team?

Well the game was Entourage 2, round 3 I noticed I got on the short team and was thinking "Of f*cking course game, make me not get the bonus" Then I remembered the subway and decided to "cheat" as I couldn't possibly win any other way...... seriously I couldn't 6 assassins vs my and a BG. It felt so rewarding to screw over the team hoppers.

[Deadly_Psycho777]

After grinding like hell on old gen (Sorry people, I'm a peasant and still play GTAO there, I know I'm missing out on the good DLC), I finally got enough cash to buy a Besra, a Mallard, a Duster (these two just for a quick laugh), and a Savage.

 

I enjoy piloting that russian garbage. Sure, evading a missile is pretty much impossible in it, but it packs a serious serious punch.

 

Enter this lobby, 5 red blips constantly killing the same guys over and over, and then running in an Insurgent Pick Up, easy task for my Savage. Called pegasus, rode in the Hakuchou, and gave a call at Lester to go out Of the radar. Flew low to the ground most of the way to these kids, who were near the Rockford LS Customs. Managed to ambush those fools while they were getting in the Insurgent by appearing just over the Rockford Plaza and hitting them with a rain Of fire. Three rockets and a burst of the MG were enough to blow them to all hell and get their mics loaded with kiddies yelling "WHAT WAS THAT MAN IS HE HACKING?".

 

Flew away, and landed in the maze bank, grinning at my feed, as the guys that were being harassed in the first place started doing the same to them, all thanks to my help.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

because of the possible x2 heist thing i kinda shorty played gtao on pc today for about....30 minutes

 

interesting though, seems i remembered wrong and i still got 65 mil, not 56 mil, and seems im rank 779 instead of 780..

 

Further, was kinda under the impression it was less laggy then the last time i played

 

still signed off though, did not get a x2 $ notification on my own heists and did not see any such heist invites so yea...no reason to stay

 

tomorrow i am back killing all kids of players on old gen

[hugh750]

today i had my female character drivimg my zentorno down the freeway on my way back to my low rent apartment and i was about to take the exit i needed to take when npc driving a fathom blocked me.

my female character got some pretty bad road rage i had her keep on shooting at the npc driver and eventually i had her get next to the fathom driver and i kept slamming my zentorno into the fathom until i killed the driver.

Edited September 30, 2016 by hugh750

[BlueCheese]

I finally got out of my safe zone (invite only) and joined some public lobbies and I decided to do it with style, first thing that happens is that some dude in some supercar tries to run me over and then of course, tries to shoot me in the back and keeps trying to knock me off from my ride. Well, that didn't go so well, for him, I escaped alive, on my FAGGIO

Faggio stylin' 1, supercardude 0.

Edited September 30, 2016 by BlueCheese

[Skycam]

Started PP had a full organization. Flew to get my jet and when I was approaching my yacht I was killed by another jet off radar.. ok

 

Spawn and he is already flying away. He crashes on the side of a mountain after taking out one of my employees that was on the way over... great.

 

I grab another jet and go say hello. It was a bad fly day, bad game day all around really, so I wasn't able to get him but he was able to land 1 missle that killed me instantly... cool.

 

I spawn and pull out my sniper thinking he wants to play let's do this then. As I'm looking for him through my scope I noticed he retired as CEO and went passive... you have to be f*cking kidding me.

 

I was pretty cheesed to say the least but am kinda proud of myself for not getting too upset. He sends me a message saying "not even sure how I killed you with 1 rocket"... I had so much to say I started typing "1v1" thinking no "Why passive" "you suck" thinking and thinking, deleting and rewording, deleting and rewording... how am I going to respond.... I ended up texting... "well._ good job".

 

The time ran down on PP we won I jumped to my safe house. Invited my team for quick way back to the city and that was basically my game story of last night. Happy I didn't get to worked up and sent something stupid but passive f*cking kills me sometimes. A player should not be allowed passive right after they killed a player FFS.

Edited October 1, 2016 by Skycam

[xXOsamaBinLamaXx]

Managed to catch the double $ on heists. completed Pac Stan twice as a host.

1m in the bank and I felt like a million bucks. Right after I get an invite to the same heist, so I said f*ck it I'll join and see how it goes...

Player saved outfits was off (should have left when I saw this) so my team kept dying. I asked them politely to stay in the bank and just protect themselves from inside... They couldn't even do that. Somehow they manage to take turns comitting suicide and dying from inside the bank.

On attempt 45 or some sh*t I got so close to the bikes that I could probably take a piss on em, then one of em dies again and leaves. After close to 2 hours of playing we didn't even make it to the bikes. My blood was boiling at this pont.

Out of pure frustration I turn off my console and walk off.

Then I realise, Restart console = no more double cash. FML

 

Moral of the story here, don't let frustration get the best of ya, keep your cool!

(or just don't play with idiots and avoid getting frustrated)

Edited October 1, 2016 by xXOsamaBinLamaXx

[hugh750]

today i had to deal with a player who was pretty much killing everyone in freeroam even me, i spawned near the beach and i go int passive mode and he pretty much tried to get a cheap kill by tossing sticky bombs at me.

but when i thought i could be quick enough to get out of passive mode and send a mugger after, but i wasn't because of the stupid cool down period but after i was killed and i respawned i sent the mugger after.

i eventually voted to kick him etc and he sent me an in game message "u still sore".

i had a friend in the lobby so i sent him a message asking him to vote to kick the griefer.

[Garland137]

I needed a vehicle deathmatch for a daily objective, so I loaded up a Lazer battle at Sandy Shores. Only one guy joins before the timer runs out. I get a good start with the first kill, but after he respawns I notice he can't get off the ground. He just maxes the throttle and drives across the ground until he hits things and dies. After killing him a few times between all the suicides, I start getting bored, so I started strafing him head-on at low altitude. He finally figures out how to nose up and use the cannons and managed to damage me before I killed him. So now my jet is on fire and. . . I proceed to keep killing him as he randomly suicides. He manage to actually fly, but cruises around a little before crashing into the ground again. My jet is on fire for like half the match, but doesn't blow before I reach the kill limit. I ended the match with 10 kills, zero deaths. He had zero kills and 21 deaths. Weirdest thing I've ever seen.

[JON22]

Tried using a cargobob to climb on top of it and get into Trevor's meth house seeing as those vent thingys have been removed on current gen. Failed miserably and managed to get myself stuck.

 

Tried hitting that blue thing blocking the cargobob door but no luck so I blew myself up by hitting that explosive thing instead.

[Captain_Fluffy]

Just found out last night that it can be a small world, particularly with games. I had been acting associate for a fellow Aussie for a couple of hours with another of his mates and some other low level random when another of this guys mate joins and starts up his own Org and meets us down near the beach after just finishing a crate run. I decide to hop in my Buzzard when the low level jumps in as well, takes over the rockets, fires at a car below which exploded and flipped towards the other guys Tyrus. Didn't realize it had actually blown him up as well (after I had chuted out of the Buzzard and let it take the low level to his death). I hadn't realized this happened until later on when he had killed me twice before I asked the question "Why?" Explained that it was the plonker next to me who shot the rocket (he had earlier jumped on the Tyrus and started stomping it.....but left after dying) which he accepted as the truth and apologized. All good, a few minutes later of chatting it turns out the guy had lived in the suburb next to mine until a month ago before moving. New friend request promptly accepted.

[Neo 2708]

So i was on top of Lombank West when i notice this random player down on the beach running and jumping about on his own and acting kind of strange.

So as he is running around i figure he would be good snipping practice and take him out. When he spawned back in he goes back to the beach and starts running around again so i take him out again.

This time when he spawns back in, he works out where i am and runs up to the bank doors firing flares up at me on the roof. (strange).

As i haven't got a shot on him i lob a few grenades down on him and manage to take him out again.

This time when he re spawns he lost his sh*t and started shooting up my bike parked outside the bank. Must have been using a pea shooter or just a sh*t shot because it took him forever firing at it to make it explode.

Anyhow, in retaliation i send him a mugger and he then starts firing RPGs up at me, but doesn't notice me come down and exit the bank before i take him out again. lol

So i go back in the bank and up to my office only to notice on the map he is still hanging around outside shooting up at the roof with RPGs by the sounds of it.

Next i send him a visit from the mercenaries who deal with him, after that he has enough and leaves the lobby.

Strange guy, i would love to know what he was up to running around in circles on the beach?

[DangerZ0neX]

-puts on tinfoil hat-

 

What if the reason behind Rockstar pushing so many gamemodes lately, like VIP and CEO and new events etc, into freemode or so that they don't bother with fixing the matchmaking and loading screens?

 

#LosSantosConspiracies

Edited October 3, 2016 by DangerZ0neX

[Skycam]

I don't always participate in another players Piracy prevention but when I do I have no intentions of playing the objective if you know I mean.

 

(I'm the asshole only there for kills.)

 

I run it up north at Procopio beach and while it's running I'm usally waiting for the timer to end while on my office in a jet, hovering just slightly behind my yacht out of sight from scopes (using yacht as cover), hovering very high above the city or taking out any helicopters or threats I identify that are on there way over to my yacht.

 

If anything goes wrong or under the radar I usally have a proxy sitting on the objective marker or I can just kill myself wherever I am and spawn on my yacht so I can defend it on foot in person.

[magical76]

Saw a blip milling about by my personal vehicle on the map. Got in my buzzard, landed near him and shot him in the head. Got a message saying "Y?".

 

Felt guilty, told him I'd come over so he could murder me. He did and said thanks.

 

GTA Gentlemans Code

[Deadly_Psycho777]

-puts on tinfoil hat-

 

What if the reason behind Rockstar pushing so many gamemodes lately, like VIP and CEO and new events etc, into freemode or so that they don't bother with fixing the matchmaking and loading screens?

 

#LosSantosConspiracies

Duh, obviously. They're stubborn as mules and are sticking to their garbage excuse for matchmaking all the way to GTA VI.

 

It could be soooo easy just to bring back the craplist website, and convert it into a session search + server list by activities, but NOOOOOOO those dinguses are busy making a car every 3 months and a new "gamemode" every six. Smh

[Punker104]

Something minor but Geez it made me laugh. Bought the clubhouse at the beach. I came out and their were two other bikes parked at the end right next to the beach. I rode over and gave a friendly toot then got off and started pointing at their bikes. My mate had gone round the back of the clubhouses dicking around. So here I am pointing then boom one of them swung a punch and it was on, a good ol fashioned street fight. No weapons, just a brawl. I died, after yelling at my mate to protect his president it then became two on two, then two other random joined in. Just cracked me up, was good to go for a while without just being shot or vice versa. Then someone cane along and ruined it, was good while it lasted

[The Gator]

Bought a clubhouse, as soon as I was getting ready to do biker sh*t, my assistant calls me. I'm registered as an MC President so this is weird. Pick up anyway, it's a rare item. Retire as MC and turn on CEO. Fly all the way from Grapeseed to Maze Bank West, the whole time hoping that when I get there, there's no rare item on the computer. Get there, buy the item. Go outside to get my car, assistant calls me and tells me it's a diamond the size of a golf ball. Go to vantage point, snipe one Epsilon guy and collect the truck. Deliver it to my warehouse in La Mesa with no problem.

 

There were maybe like 10 people in the lobby, with two big biker crews going at it in Grapeseed. Good times~