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[hugh750]

today while doing the survival mode at del perro pier i refilled my heath at the soda machine and i was wearing my nightvision goggles because it makes my female character look creepy, but when i drank my soda part of nightvision goggles disappeared along with my hair.

but me and my fellow players failed we respawned in freeroam and i got my hair back.

 

[hugh750]

today in free roam i found out there was two modders in the lobby who where both in god mode and kept changing their skins (i couldn't kill them (one even had no body or arms or legs but and i kept hitting him with shots to the head at close range and he wouldn't die but he killed me easily))!

Edited September 16, 2016 by hugh750

[Mrs. Buzz]

So I was in that public lobby and a real badass, I mean a real, real badass in his Hydra owned the "sovereignty over the airspace and beyond" <- so called. He killed every single player who wasn't passive by straving, divebombing, no matter you where in an airspace or car/bike - whatever. Deep red dotted griefer!

 

I tried several times to call in a Buzzard, a Hydra - even a tank but he instantly killed me while I approched at the spawnpoint or was able to lift-off a couple meter/feet. He laught - he texted "nice try" and something like "I'm the onlyone in the air" and "that's my lobby". OK - time for another strategy.

 

Meanwhile the whole lobby went passive and he gets bored (no targets), so he went >back< to his yacht, landed his Hydra.and chilled in the tub. I followed him, went passive the 1st time now, to excecute my new strategy. Went to the beach, dived over to his yacht - took a look at that griving-chilling boy in the tub - texted him how 'proud' I am to be on his yacht - and instantly stole his "toy" aka entered his Hydra, and crashed it into the ocean.

 

Well, he wasn't amused, tbh, but I had my laugh. I then left the session but it felt like a victory.

[hugh750]

today after a failed heist and some messing around in free roam, i went back to my apartment to try and do the trash collector heist again, i auto invited the lobby, after having a few players leave my lobby and me kicking out a couple of low level players one was level 4 and the other was 9.

after i gave up and respawned in my planning room i saw two of the players who left my heist, one was air humping and the other was doing the mounting motion at my female character (obviously they didn't know that i'm a guy even though the dead givaway was in my gamertag).

i leave my apartment having them leave as well i was in passive mode but i left that and shot and killed one of the players who was making a pass at me, the other one got away by getting in his car and speeding away even though i did shoot at him (maybe they learned to think twice about making passes at female characters in gtao because you never know if the player is male or not).

after that i went into my garage and rearranged a couple of my cars and exited only to see a player jogging past, i shot and killed him ruining his jog.

[A.I.R]

Spawn in a lobby. A psn friend ask to join his org. There are three guys on hydras and me in a insurgent. We own the lobby for 1h. Every VIP die by us. Good time

[Deadly_Psycho777]

"A few rumpled notes from a till"

 

I had called my boy Linguini to play some GTA, I wanted to see how many liquor stores we could rob until we got bored.

 

He had brought his friend Alex.

 

We bought some ammo, one of them grabbed an armored Kuruma, and we were all set.

 

"We Enter together, guns blazing, so the game registers all three Of us in the same robbery, I'll drive, you guys go in the back acting as sentinels with ap pistols"

 

The first store came, everything went smooth. So did the second, third, fourth, and fifth. Police were getting more aggresive, but that wasn't anything we could handle by going thru the metro tunnels and stuff.

 

The next target was the gas station that has a carwash.

 

On the way there, we noticed some red player dots chasing us.

 

"Follow the plan, but instead of running away, we stay put, holding the store hard. Those fools won't get us, boys"

 

These dudes passed us in an Osiris, and reached the gas station first, but didn't Rob it. They just stood there, waiting for us to move in. As soon as we get within their line of fire, the lead started raining upon us.

 

Went around the corner, and divided our crew. One in the car, the other two Hidden from the radar, on foot. My boys snuck behind those fools while I was acting hopeless. We moved in, as usual, and the guys spawned quickly, along some 5 star coppers.

 

We couldn't fend them off, so we started our getaway after we died. Next stop, the stores at chumash.

 

Guys didn't trail us, so that was strange.

 

On the way there, two jet blips appeared.

 

"Carry on with the usual stuff boys! Call Lester and hide us when I say so"

 

Cops trailing us already with swat teams and such after getting 2 Grand from a seven eleven. Two Jets approaching quickly. Our only choice was to hurry back to los Santos. Upon entering the city the two kiddies with the hydras were already over us, doing circles, awaiting for a clean pass to start locking on.

 

On the straight at the highway near the beach, one of those two got cocky, flew too low, and hit an overhead traffic signal (is that even called like that? Idk, pardon my English people). The other one lined up behind the kuruma. A swat van on our right. The tunnel just a few meters in front.

 

Two missiles were fired.

 

Did a slalom and the two hit on the concrete, with the explosion radius barely missing the already beaten Kuruma.

 

Joy and anger spouting from those mics.

 

We got into the tunnel, and started circling inside. Watching the jet circle around it too, awaiting our exit.

 

Made my first move, exiting as a false start and reversing quickly.

 

Going the other way and doing the same.

 

"Call Lester boys!"

 

Just before we were concealed, I started accelerating towards the east, so the hydra would reposition to await me there, and as the signal came in, went the other way.

 

Went like hell. My buddies still laughing like hyenas at the ass piloting the Hydra. The kid raging even more.

 

We escaped succesfully.

 

All that work, for a few rumpled notes from a till.

 

It was worth it.

[Mrs. Buzz]

<snip>

We escaped succesfully.

 

All that work, for a few rumpled notes from a till.

 

It was worth it.

...and it was worth it.

enjoyed your story, tbh - that's GTA:O I think

[Pthekiller]

Just want you guys to know

Today is my only day I can access GTA (next week i have exam) and I saw the new sale for warstock. I jumped in a session and try to do heist as host. Here's what I got:

4 hours of loading screen

2 hours of "current session is full"

And everyone keep quitting during setup

After ******* 7 hours STRAIGHT, I can't even get 100k. Wasted my time to this *******. And yes, not enough money to buy hydra (and buzzard). Seriously I hate the loading and matchmaking system.

Crying because can't buy **** during sale days

[grand theft spaghetti]

im not sure how to share my story without ticking off (It's spelled Raavi, go edit your post). i was online and it was an empty lobby. only 3 others in it. i made friends with the first two and the last one was aggressive. eventually the aggressive guy calls in six crew mates (all had matching modded accounts, like almost the same psn, look and crew) here is where it turns into a family moment.

 

they get on the mic and I'm not sh*tting you its a crew of 7 mentally handicapped kids. it wasn't an act. full on helmets and mittens pinned to their jackets all year round. yeah kids shouldn't be playing this game but I'm not the kid of person to get joy from beating handicapped kids at games. thats when they started screaming white power! between the 3 of us we were getting them around 30-1 each.

 

*oh and some of you guys know about the Pegasus sale. all the stuff is already unlocked. you don't have to complete the heists. check for yourselves on the in-game website. if pthekiller is having money issues and thats why he wants to do the heists id i say everything but the hydra is a waste of money. actually using the hydra is a dick move. almost everything will never be used. well depending on how many active friends you have online maybe the machine gun mounted stuff can be fun.

damn (It's spelled Raavi, go edit your post). you do you edit my post before i post it? i was still typing when you changed it.

Edited September 18, 2016 by grand theft spaghetti

[hugh750]

early this morning i was chasing another player on foot "with intentions of shooting his character", while i was doing that a npc drove past me in a benefactor dubsta and he says to me "i like your car" which had me thinking "what?" and i started laughing at that considering my main driver my sand king xl wasn't near by.

Edited September 19, 2016 by hugh750

[Action_Andy]

Played as CEO.

Wanted to change the name of my organization and did so.

Saw a spelling error in the name and fixed it.

Only to realize afterwards that I just lost a half a million Dollars.

Quit the game.

 

Moral of the story: Don't play GTAO when you are stoned af!

[Shadowfennekin]

Well this was a rare occasion. I started Piracy Prevention after gathering together 3 others and soon enough a jet appeared..... only he didn't target us on the boat at all. He only targeted the beach people. It was great fun

[ElliotCW]

^ I'll do that every now and again, but usually only if there's more attackers than defenders or if I'm very bored.

 

Mind you when I'm in a jet I don't generally go out of my way to grief people unless they've annoyed me (not saying it hasn't happened before ), refuse to intentionally blow up CEO crates and rarely attack yachts during PP.

[Smooth Longsack]

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=oZHEpCQy6Es

 

Twisted af. Music starts at 4:45 from gta soundtrack... and apparently grandma's boy. My world is rocked.

Edited September 20, 2016 by Smooth Longsack

[magical76]

Had a guy who I'd killed, forgot about then went passive to carry on with my business following me about.

 

He messages me, and it went like this:

 

Level 48: " MONEY DROP"

Me: "What? Where?"

Him: "Here, now"

Me: "Can't see anything?"

Him: "No, you do a money drop. I need money."

Me: "Sorry, I've got $10m which I've earned on my own. Earn it."

Him: "Cmon, pleeeeeeze. Neeeed money"

Me: "Ok, sit in your car"

Him: "Niiiice"

 

He sits in his car, I put on a stealth walk, make a few gestures.....then disable passive and blow him and his car up with my RPG.

 

Message him "ha ha ha! EARN IT"

 

Then left him to his begging. Cheeky prick.

[Handsome Jack]

Sold 111 crates. Then later I met with a girl and we decided to try some kidnap roleplay I ended up murdering her, it was fun.

[magical76]

Sold 111 crates. Then later I met with a girl and we decided to try some kidnap roleplay I ended up murdering her, it was fun.

Ted Bundy likes this.

[PetrolCB]

Sold 111 crates. Then later I met with a girl and we decided to try some kidnap roleplay I ended up murdering her, it was fun.

 

[aliceg94]

One of my favourite things to do is go to passive mode and go to a yacht to watch piracy prevention. Usually I message one of the people to let them know I'm not going to kill them and then proceed to hang out in the hot tub.

Forgot to do it one time and ended up getting a message from one of the guys associates saying "gtfo pussyy"

Messaged him back letting him know I was just hanging out and that I'd leave if he wanted.

Cue "yeah yeah f*ck you b*itch". Then "no b*tches allowed." "fight me pussy b*tch". "idc ur a girl. ill beat you" (like, really?)

Both stood in front of me air thrusting and sticking their middle fingers up for a good few minutes, while I just drank and enjoyed the hot tub.

While they were distracted two other players came parachuting in and shot them both. Cue gun battle between them all which ended up with them losing.

Got a final friendly message of "f*ck u"

Totally unintentional but felt good when they failed.

[hugh750]

One of my favourite things to do is go to passive mode and go to a yacht to watch piracy prevention. Usually I message one of the people to let them know I'm not going to kill them and then proceed to hang out in the hot tub.

Forgot to do it one time and ended up getting a message from one of the guys associates saying "gtfo pussyy"

Messaged him back letting him know I was just hanging out and that I'd leave if he wanted.

Cue "yeah yeah f*ck you b*itch". Then "no b*tches allowed." "fight me pussy b*tch". "idc ur a girl. ill beat you" (like, really?)

Both stood in front of me air thrusting and sticking their middle fingers up for a good few minutes, while I just drank and enjoyed the hot tub.

While they were distracted two other players came parachuting in and shot them both. Cue gun battle between them all which ended up with them losing.

Got a final friendly message of "f*ck u"

Totally unintentional but felt good when they failed.

if xbox 360 got the yacht dlc and i had happen to me what happened to since my character is also a female i would have likely messaged the other player "thanks for the use of the hot tub and the great show"

Edited September 23, 2016 by hugh750

[the nameless]

Yesterday I was in passive mode, went to lsc to mod my car came out and my car exploded killing me. I checked after I respawned and I was still in passive. Any ideas what the f*ck that was about? On ps4 so no modders.

[Guest]

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Edited February 17, 2020 by Guest

[Mrs. Buzz]

Sometimes Avi decides to act like a clown on Signal setup. Instead of following straigt to the heli he runs across the whole Island and jumps off the cliff in the north into the sea. I don't know what triggers that (maybe he has a tumor in his head?)

Anyway, the pickup then is always funny (happy that I'm trained to land on small spots) and I'll like to share the moment after he jumped off the cliff:

Dumb Avi (sry for the bad quality):

 

 

[Error2k]

So this happend to me somtime ago:

 

 

 

There was an easy glitch that gave you invisibility on the radar. It was hilarious to watch players as they played. This one was having a good time with a prostitute.

[ALLWORLD19]

watch out for the eunuch girlie boy RAYZORBLADE77 used the garage glitch to kill me as i spawned into my garage what a cunnt

[FrugalDangerMan]

Now, this happened before I knew about the movie The A-team....

Good lord. Am I really that old? The A-Team was a TV series in the 80s. The movie was an abomination and should never be discussed.

 

I pitty da foo who don't know Mr. T.

 

For science.

Edited September 27, 2016 by PNutterSammich

[ElliotCW]

^ Makes you feel old doesn't it. Just like many people don't realise that GI Joe and Transformers were TV shows before they were terrible films.

[hugh750]

 

Now, this happened before I knew about the movie The A-team....

Good lord. Am I really that old? The A-Team was a TV series in the 80s. The movie was an abomination and should never be discussed.

 

I pitty da foo who don't know Mr. T.

 

For science.

 

i remember the a team, i was in my teens when that show came out.

[caz95]

well i was out and about getting cars to fill my garage (for racing and leisure purposes). found a possible X80 (not 100%) who was chasing me down the street (unkown reasons) and in a RH8 armed with a spoiler and bulletproof tiers i out run it. if it was an X80 then it should have kept up.

[LeakyLine]

Recorded from a friend's POV.

 

When a Titan of A Job doesn't go to plan.