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[hornedturtle]

Doing crooked cop somehow the package made it near the army base, the opponent kills me just as I take out the helicopter and I spend the rest of the match trying to dodge tanks in the army base

[SkunyJim]

There is so much bullsh*t in this thread. I swear most of you spend more time making up stories than you do playing the game.

[EyeMacHunt]

There is so much bullsh*t in this thread. I swear most of you spend more time making up stories than you do playing the game.

 

At least the made up stories are better than the:

 

"I was in my car and a guy shot at me and I stopped and got out and shot at him and I killed him then he died then he killed me then I killed him then I drove to my apartment"

[senormidget]

I got a PS4 for christmas and I'm probably never going to play this game again.

[Bodog999]

I've had once that a guy was trolling my friend in a tank, he was also shooting on me so i walked to the street where my appartment is (I didnt went in my appartment). My friend went the other way so the tank went after him. ASA the tank came around the corner took my heavy sniper shot once, HEADSHOT! Guy in the tank WTF?! My friend got in the tank and we trolled the guy until he left (ps the tank was from my friend so he stole it) And dont say we were dicks and trollers cuz he stole the tank and spawn killed us.

[Donta]

I wake up in my penthouse from an explosion outside. I leave my apartment to see what the commotion was about, only to see a rocket flying towards my face. As I spawn I see a $9,000 bounty placed on that persons head. I lock him in on my gps and speed towards his direction. It quickly turns into a high speed chase, including five other players trying to murder this man. They can't keep up. It feels as if it was my destiny to capture this bounty/revenge.

After 15 minutes going through alleys, and evading police trying to get this bounty. I see his car break down by the beach. He jumps in the water, trying to escape helicopters and FIB trucks. I stand at the top of a hill and try to snipe him as he sticks his head out of the water to catch his breath. I run out of ammo.

So I decide to jump into the ocean, and deal with this up close and personal. He sees me swimming towards him, with a knife in my hand. He goes underwater. (which is a bad idea, because my lung capacity is incredible) I get closer! I swing my knife franticly. As my blade enters his torso, I see blood, followed by his body floating.

I get a message saying the bounty money has been transferred to my account. That is the moment when I realize victory is mine!

[Gibbzy101]

Jumped off a multi-story car park from the top. Below was a bounty, 2 guys in a car. Just as I landed, the stick bomb I threw hit the car, left it a second for them to realise what's about to happen, hear the glass of their windows smash and detonate. Never laughed so much in my life.

[Judas0ne]

I was chasing a bounty the other night. This guy was down by the docks close to the heli pad on a roof that offered no line of sight as the walls came up about 6' from the roof...clever I thought...so I made my way to the heli pad and scored a chopper. I went up real high before calling Lester and going off radar. Parachuted in a straight dive onto the roof on the opposite end as my bounty. I get into cover around the corner from him and take a quick peek as my timer neared 10 seconds left...whats this?..he was standing face first in the corner like some creepy Blair Witch kid!..3...2..and a slug from the auto shotty ended him. Epic cursing ensued over the mic.

[am30]

I'm just going about my business with my crew, till a little kid with a tank stopped by to say hi, obviously we got obliterated, so we thought of a plan. We decided to have a guy in Passive mode, run around the tank, distracting him. I was in a cargo bob with my 2 other crew members, while the tank warrior was spinning like a jackass, we picked him up, went as far as possible, and dropped him into the ocean. This kid was like lvl 3, I'm guessing he glitched the tank with all his hacked money. But he didn't know that you could do the suicide option, and he couldn't call a boat. Now here's the funny thing, he started BAWLING. Just crying his eyes out, I heard him call his brother and he started full on swearing at me, along the lines of: why the f*ck are you making him cry, let him kill you!

 

So he then attempts to kill me, I'm obviously a massive prick, and annihilated him. At 5 different occasions, sometimes it's a buzzard, a tank, he even dive bombed a jet. After I evaded all, I told my crew members to join in, and so, we frolicked around the pitiful brothers, destroying their 'only' car many times over, annihilating them with rpgs, mini guns and what not, and finally, apologizing....then getting 4 tanks and simply crushing them. It was all good fun, one of the best moments I had in fact, they left the lobby, a mixture of a crying child and a swearing 17yr old

 

Awesome. Teach the little sh*t a lesson. He's too young to play such a game anyway. You should have left him on top of the Maze Bank and see how long he sits there trying to work out what to do.

[rampage08]

Got grief fo the first time by a foreign loser who wouldnt speak english and his friend in 2 tanks, it was a pleasant experience. Given im not good at griefing the griefers i decided to just left the session. You cant really win againts people like this.

[dewtech]

Short one from me, but made us all laugh.

 

Doing boneyard survival with 2 other crew members. I was level 18 they were 180-odd and 70-odd, using the white shack we were getting through it fairly well, although I seemed to be running out of ammo quite a lot which was annoying.

 

Wave 9, about 2/3rds of the way through and they both get killed leaving me behind the shack fending off what I could. Had run out of all good ammo, had the bullpup shotgun (Useless at range) and the combat pistol (Useless full stop). Got as many as I could before thinking the end is nigh. I ran straight at an enemy baseball bat in hand.

 

Amazingly, I didn't get killed, my girl beat him too the ground, took his Combat MG and returned to the white shack, finishing the wave by myself using the weapon stolen off him.

 

Couldn't believe that worked, neither could the crew lol. Hilarious!

[HoneyBadger ESQ]

I was chasing a bounty the other night. This guy was down by the docks close to the heli pad on a roof that offered no line of sight as the walls came up about 6' from the roof...clever I thought...so I made my way to the heli pad and scored a chopper. I went up real high before calling Lester and going off radar. Parachuted in a straight dive onto the roof on the opposite end as my bounty. I get into cover around the corner from him and take a quick peek as my timer neared 10 seconds left...whats this?..he was standing face first in the corner like some creepy Blair Witch kid!..3...2..and a slug from the auto shotty ended him. Epic cursing ensued over the mic.

 

Slugs in the automatic shotgun? If you're going to make up a story at least use things that actually exist in the game...

[ShadowMercure]

And another one from me. I was in a full lobby, total strangers mind you. I was a hacker at the time, and decided to let people play BountyTag, whoever killed the bounty, had another bounty out on him. It was great fun till a god mode user killed the bounty, he soon left. Then me and 4 other guys, decided to team up and collected the entire lobby on a bus, and proceeded to Trevor's airstrip, where a cargo bob awaited us. I hopped on, being the best pilot, and picked up the bus. Some smartass stuck a sticky bomb on the cargobob, which got all of us, including him. But this was all fun and games, so we didn't do anything to him. We tried once again, this time succeeding, and took it above the clouds, before dropping the bus. After that, we decided to try a tank. Me and another guy were fighting over Helis, I order one and he takes it, believing it's his.

 

So after a long ridiculous struggle, we finally managed to pick up the tank, take it high above the clouds, and that's where the pilot decided to be a prick, and kept the tank up there. Everyone was cursing at him, telling him to come down, and he finally did. After that, we went and grabbed 16 helicopters, and attempted to dive into a pool, failing miserably. Then we decided to do a race, all the way to the tip of the map, I somehow won when the guy in first place crashed, and got absolutely nothing lol. The next one was up to mount chilliad, I came third, and the last one was to the south of the map, I came second. We then decided to roleplay, I was a cop, a rather kinky girl dressed revealingly and role played being a hooker (wish she wasn't taken), the other guys were civilians, vigilantes and criminals/muggers. It was a lot of fun because we all did the 'off the radar glitch' so no one could tell who was who.

 

After a while we got bored, got some tanks, and Started a war, we had jets, tanks, crusaders, and people dressed like soldiers, it was all very badass, since all 16 players were in on it.

[Ezza.]

I had a rather eventful day on a random server yesterday.

 

I had headed out for to recruit some people into my crew, when some kid in a chrome Adder (What else would they be driving) blew my car up. He then proceeded to spawn kill me over and over, then he put a $9000 bounty on me. I managed to get away from him after he killed me for the 10th time, i managed to escape with 2 crew members, we headed to the airport and waited for this kid to come kill me. I then got about 10 messages saying "Duuuude you suuuuuuuuuuuuuck". and "I'm coming for u in my maxed armor tank!!" After receiving these messages I was simply shivering in my space boots. My friends and I got into a Cargobob, and few to the closest Pegasus pick up place (the police parking lot in Little Seoul) and sure enough, his chrome Adder was sitting there. I gt one friend to get in his Adder, which wasn't locked. The other friend called Pegasus and called for a Jetmax (something big enough to put an Adder on, while being fast). I picked up this kid's Adder, with my friend still in it, and headed out North as far out into the ocean as I could go, took me about 10 minutes solid flying to get there. The kid kept messaging me things like "Give me my car back u F***ing c**k sucker" When my friend in the Jetmax got to our location he shot the boat so that it didn't blow up, just made the engine cut out. I carefully lowered the Adder onto the boat and released it. I hovered low enough over the water for my Jetmax friend and my other friend to get in, We hovered over the Adder, ans sure enough I got more hate mail from the kid. A little while later he showed up in a Maverick and parachuted out which caused his heli to plunge in the ocean. He sent me anther text when he climbed aboard the Jetmax saying "U SUCK BALLS F***OT I CAN JUST DRIVE THE BOAT BACK"

 

Let me tell you, he got a nasty surprise when he tried to enter the boat. He then texted me saying "I'm sorry, can u pick me in my car up? I'll be your friend" I have honestly not heard that argument since I was 7.

 

Afterwards he spent 20 minutes trying to convince me to pick him up. Finally I cracked and told him hat if you use the "Kill yourself" option in the interaction menu he and his Adder would respawn on land. And he fell for it. he then sent a rage text with all kinds of colorful language, which afterwards he left. And I collected the bounty.

 

Edit: He respawned in Paleto Bay, his Adder stayed on the boat. Evidently he didn't know how to call his mechanic. (He was level 7)

Edited January 3, 2014 by EZza2647

[j0hn_d0e]

Quick lesson for the griefers.

 

Probably best to not text me when I'm close to a tank spawn pegasus area saying "You're a Knob, You Can't Kill Me"

 

Because guess what, I can, and what's more, multiple times.

[Clarence Hayworth]

I was enjoying a ride around the city on my motorbike, weaving in and out of traffic, taking in the sights and seeing how fast I could go. I noticed another player was approaching me on the radar, a look behind me revealed he was also on a motorcycle. I slowed down a little, just a little. He caught up a bit and we were darting about between cars, the wind in our hair. How refreshing to find a friendly fellow to enjoy a ride with.

 

But then I heard him talk on his headset. "Stop running fa**ot" he said. An ugly slur. I slowed down almost to a halt and he threw a sticky bomb at me, which I skirted around. I sprayed a few bullets at him with my AP then disappeared into the traffic, but he didn't stay too far behind. I skidded my bike sideways to a stop, got off and equipped my shotgun just in time for him to come careening around the corner. I greeted his face with shotgun fire and he died.

 

During those fleeting moments between death and resurrection, I attached a sticky bomb to his fallen motorcycle and moved up the road a block. He respawned while hurling angry, homophobic epithets through his headset, then swiftly remounted his motorcycle. I detonated the sticky bomb and watched as he and his vehicle were obliterated in a glorious explosion of sunset hues.

[dlow]

STUPID Converstations on the Headset

 

I am not referring to people to just talk about this and that in general

 

BUT people trying to pull off a glitch or wise cheat

 

I know all of us have heard people inviting others to money lobbies ect

 

But yesterday while in free roam i listened as 2 kids were trying to to the Glitch that allows a player to glitch and buy the tank at a very low rank level......neither was above the rank of 15

I thought damn how stupid it was to be talking about this in a public lobby

so as i listened in it took them several attempts to pull of the glitch, but once they did you could have heard them celebrating from Los Santos to New York city .........

So as the one told the other how to call it in i decided to wait close to the spawn area....when i heard them announce it had been called i hurried to that area and there was the tank.......So i went off radar.....when he drove up all excited to get his tank and kill everyone as he put it........I killed him with his tank........neither of the kids caught on to what i was doing, so i kept going off radar and just waiting i never moved the tank ......they just kept trying to get thru the cops as the wanted stars on me kept growing as i would kill them........I tried not to destroy anything else just wait till they came back once again....

 

Finally after blowing them to bits several times, one of the kids screamed out its MY f*cking tank why is it killing me.... I could hold my silence no longer. so i spoke up and said Kids if you have glitched the tank, I heard that Rockstar had released a hotfix to the game that caused the locals (computer characters) in the game to use the tank against the parties trying to call it before they got to level 70

 

Both Kids told me that wasnt fair and left the lobby

 

Has anyone else took advange of stupid stuff you have heard others talking about ......or am i just an old asshole

[MistGoose]

Has anyone else took advange of stupid stuff you have heard others talking about ......or am i just an old asshole

 

Awesome story!

But I've disabled the ingame chat. Because I don't want to hear some 10 year old scream into his awful mic.

[killa_b]

Quick Question and a little story for you all today.

 

Does using the merryweather/hiding your blip off the map/mugger utilities make you less of a man in GTA?

 

While sniping a tank on a roof the other day, I just noticed in the nick of time that I was being stalked by a fellow sniper from across the road. He hit me, but not a headshot and I was able to recover. We messaged back and forth, general banter and all the while I was using the three options above, not to kill him (any decent self aware GTA player can dispatch these people with relative ease) but to distract him and flush him out of his hiding spot. He kept remarking how much of a 'girl' I was for using these and any decent GTA player with an ounce of self respect would avoid using cheats (his words).

 

Subsequently the merryweather boys did their job and I shot him in the back as he was running away. He stoppped messaging me after this.

 

p.s. the mugger stole $4.

 

True story

Edited January 3, 2014 by killa_b

[gear999]

Today I bombed a tank with my pink and blue Minivan with green dollar rims. The guy left right after I bombed him. Lol.

[BigMamArBeaSt]

My favorite "experience" to date: I have a habit of flying around, finding a good sniping point and then camping out for a while. I took roost near the FIB building downtown. Now, I haven't seen it but I guess there are open windows on that building or a nearby building. Anyway, a group of players were trying to parachute from helicopter to open windows. They were pretty far off and I was having a hard time scoping them. I was getting bored and decided that elevated action must be taken. Pull out the MG and start ripping parachutes apart. This was very fun to watch as well as listen to. Well, of course, the group decides that I am having too much fun so they get their hands on a buzzard. Easy pickings. 3 Buzzards later my reflexes slowed and they were able to eliminate their problem.

[danboy1200]

I was listening to people on their mics all "nigga this and nigga that" all of them arranging to meet at the playboy grotto. Looked on the map and theres nearly an entire server all in a half inch space on the map.

Well, I couldn't let this go, so I got the "old faithful" buzzard and flew up there!

There they all were in the grotto, so I sent a couple of rockets in there for company! The profanities were priceless!

[am30]

Quick Question and a little story for you all today.

 

Does using the merryweather/hiding your blip off the map/mugger utilities make you less of a man in GTA?

 

While sniping a tank on a roof the other day, I just noticed in the nick of time that I was being stalked by a fellow sniper from across the road. He hit me, but not a headshot and I was able to recover. We messaged back and forth, general banter and all the while I was using the three options above, not to kill him (any decent self aware GTA player can dispatch these people with relative ease) but to distract him and flush him out of his hiding spot. He kept remarking how much of a 'girl' I was for using these and any decent GTA player with an ounce of self respect would avoid using cheats (his words).

 

Subsequently the merryweather boys did their job and I shot him in the back as he was running away. He stoppped messaging me after this.

 

p.s. the mugger stole $4.

 

True story

 

I look at the Merryweather Merc's as why have a dog and bark yourself.

 

 

I was listening to people on their mics all "nigga this and nigga that" all of them arranging to meet at the playboy grotto. Looked on the map and theres nearly an entire server all in a half inch space on the map.

Well, I couldn't let this go, so I got the "old faithful" buzzard and flew up there!

There they all were in the grotto, so I sent a couple of rockets in there for company! The profanities were priceless!

 

Please say you hid your blip when you did this. That would have been the icing on the cake.

[BigMamArBeaSt]

This hooker did not have a good night...

[guygamer1]

I was having a race with a full lobby! First time I've experienced a full lobby race. Well we started off and a guy spins me out. I ended up coming 15th.

We all vote to do the same race again, same guy tries is again, I edge past him by the skin of my teeth and the rest of the lobby ends up in a pile up. Realising they couldn't catch me, they all quit the race, leaving me on my own to complete the race.

 

I would never quit, no matter how far back. It's not worth the BS points.

[gravik]

I was mindin by own business over by the military base yesterday when some lovely fellow in passive mode started folliwing me everywhere I went. So I ran up to the road, and he followed. I stole a random vehicle, but sneakilty threw on a sticky bomb. And just like I figured, the other fellow got into the car after me. I drove for a couple minutes, then bailed out of the car, and let the sticky bomb do the rest.

[WBaker]

I ran into a former crew mate of mine and his buds who were into roleplaying as fighter aces. At one point we had six fighter jets flying in close formation. Unfortunately there was only one other player in the lobby but we had fun buzzing him.

 

I imagine it was quite a sight to see six jets fly not far above your head like that. Unfortunately it turned out that guy was a pretty decent shot with an rpg.

[dewtech]

So, our crew got a Dozer up Chilliad.

It was slow work, and the damn thing despawned while our backs were turned!

[Loves2Spooge90]

Cargo bobbing people out into the ocean never gets old

[Bodog999]

I was doing a mission with 2 other people. We had to collect a container I used the dock handler and it got stuck on a tree dont have a picture of it somehow it got deleted.