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[SteelerMonkey746]

Been playing since the game launched. Finally landed myself in bad sport. Now I know how pathetic some players really are. Four separate lobbies, get bountied, mercy sent after me, and mugged within minutes of spawning into the sessions. And it seems that a lot of players won't attack you unless they are in a Pegasus vehicle. And let's not forget the wall breaches that they hide in. Fun times I tell you lol.

 

Yes, I know that I am pathetic for landing in bad sport, but if you guys would stop driving your zentornos near me, I wouldn't blow them up, lol.

[mab-gast]

Finally upgraded to a PS4... can't transfer my character at the moment, what with all the updates to download. 8GB worth of it! Weeeeeeeee!!!

[markyhitch]

I've grown so bored of playing LSC with randoms that I've been heading straight for the airport in my T20 then parking it close to the supplier's airplane.

 

Then laugh as the inevitable happens - a dickhead in a Savage heads towards said plane and rockets it, along with my car, for a $27k hit!

[shadowoperative]

How are they a dickhead for blowing the plane up? The mission requires it.

[Chief theef]

Don't be Greedy.

 

Sometimes I join a heist, once they see that I have a high rank, they often think that I have plenty of money. (I do, that's not the point.)

They think they can put me off with a low-cut!? But you pay someone for the work he puts in. I did not become rich by taking low cuts.

This is not about money, its about principle. Do not be greedy! heres why.

So I join a fleeca job. During the setups I do all the work. When stealing the kuruma he wasnt even at the parking garage when i was done. (whatever, I put in a 100% for everybody) We arrive at the heist, the host sees that I have a high rank and thinks he can get away with a 70/30 cut. I tell him it's not enough for the work I put in, and that he gets what he pays for. He still makes the decision to start the game 70/30.

He gives me the driver job, thats cool, I do any heist job you need. I got it all under control. (and this is the most simple of all)

The mission starts, I drove him to the bank, arrived at the bank. He was still working on the hack. He f*cks up the hack at least 20 times. My headset was nearly destroyed by his screams. He did not get it done and became even angrier.

Finally, he completes the hack. We get in the bank. Now he starts to drill, even that takes 5 minutes. meanwhile, he was so done with this game. LOL. I tried to calm him down so he wouldnt leave. Finally he gets the drill done.

He runs to the kuruma, I let him in and drive away. first roadblock, no problem, I pass it on the left. Second roadblock, no problem. I pass it on the left. Third roadblock, I fly between the cars. still no problem. (it's the easiest Heist job right?)

We're almost at the bridge and I ask him. hacking was really a pain in the @$$ huh? and that drilling? .. Yes he says, I'm so glad I dont have to do it anymore ever again. I was almost at the point of trowing my xbox out the window.

That moment I remind him that he has not paid me enough and the next time he should be less greedy.

I drove the kuruma into the sea. mission failed. it's been a week now and he's still sending me hate messages.

Think he learned the lesson? I know im an asshole.

Funny. I think its a litte greedy of you to be like that on an irrelevent fleeca job. You must not have "plenty of money" like you say you do.

[shadyslady]

Yesterday I decided to be a jerk. So I stole a jet and messed with these two German guys a little. They were actually cool about it, and there was another guy killing them so I turned on him. Then this little kid started making fun of them on the mic, so I went after him. On the way there I see a wanted vehicle pulling into the docks. i don't know what possessed me but I flew over there and blew him up just as he was entering Simeons garage. No doubt he was pissed, having stole it, lost the cops, resprayed it and drove it all the way there. He sent me a message later saying "f*ck you". That was the most evil thing I ever did in GTA

 

People like the last one really have it coming. There is passive mode for a reason.

So I don't think you're a jerk.

Freeroam in gta, especially meeting strangers is not like "hey what's up? ", it's "bang bang".

 

Since 2013 I only ran into two people who were actually like "why did you kill me?"

 

Even if I roll on low levels, they don't send hate messages, don't go into passive mode or leave.

They do what the game is made for.

They play along.

[Khaisz]

I'm not sure if I should put this here, in B&M or in both.

But I just met the worst F*cking hacker.

And I don't mean that he was using explosions or kill commands or whatever. All he probably was using was Infinite ammo and nvincibility

 

What I mean is that he actually f*cking sucked at GTA.

I spent a good f*cking 15 min or so against him and he could only kill me about once every 2nd minute despite me rushing against him, And most was with either Rockets or Minigun.

He couldn't aim for s*it.

At one point I was dancing around him with my melee weapon hitting him once in awhile while he tried to shoot me with the autoshotty.

I even recorded everything.

Too bad R* dosn't care about recordings any more.

[TCA]

Needed a bounty for my daily.

Sends player msg asks for it and will give money back.

 

He replies: Nah

Me: Then I'll just kill u

Him: Sure you can try(he's being cocky at this point)

I knew where he was hiding and I knew how to get in at the construction site. So I call for my chopper go passive land start walking the cat walk to where he was. He goes off radar, I come out of passive and wait until his timer runs out then I go off radar. He's underground now so I fly following him at this point then bail call for my car and go underground. I blow up his car then him with an RPG. Ending goes like this!

 

Me: You were saying? Lol

Him: 1v1

Servers: Unknown network error

The end.

Edited November 28, 2015 by TCA

[Acidworm]

I had been away for a week, but came back yesterday. I played online and ran into 0 cheaters on PC amazingly. After doing Series A funding (first group I was finally able to complete it with), with 3 people all with mics, and seemed to be friends, I messed around in free-roam with them and it was a blast. One of them had the deluxe lear jet plane or whatever it is, and we just flew around, and even picked up a bunch of people in the lobby, smoking cigars and drinking champagne. Pity, the game sent me into a session on my own in the middle of it showing everyone leaving, and not enough people in session. I hate it when that happens and don't understand why. I have heard that Rockstar has been getting rid of cheaters lately, so I really hope this is a sign of things to come.

Edited November 29, 2015 by Acidworm

[Acidworm]

Since 2013 I only ran into two people who were actually like "why did you kill me?"

Don't know if it is the culture on PC, but I run into this a lot when I kill people.

[We Are Ninja]

In a lobby with three friends doing missions when a friend of one of my friends joins. He was playing something besides GTA. He seemed like a decent enough guy. Then he started doing his best Pedobear impersonations. Pedobear is horrible, but in the context of the online space, he can be funny, so I let the guy make it. The other three party members have gotten progressively quieter as this guy's kept at it. As if on queue, he starts going too far. He abandons his Pedobear act and divulges that his COD crew tag is LBBH, or Little Boys Butt Holes. By now the party is silent except for this guy. I respond that the he's probably unaware, but he's probably on some NSA watch list. He doesn't even attempt to laugh it off. He responds "So, I don't care" rather defensively. He goes on to say that if they come knocking, he'll let 'em in and drop his pants... This is the internet and you can't take anyone seriously, but this guy's shtick had long since gotten old.

 

I don't know what he was doing/playing, and I can't say with 100% certainty, but it sounded like he kinda mumbled something away from his headset about ni**ers. Now, I'm Black. And I'm not easily offended. And, in all honesty, if I had a nickel for every time someone called me a ni**er online, I'd have, like, $3 in nickels. But the comment wasn't directed at me; it was an absent-minded response to whatever it was that he was doing. But he had my attention. Another comment. Something about someone cheating... "like a Black person would do. Because Blacks cheat."

 

"Do we now?" I ask. He goes silent for a few seconds and begins to mumble again. It's unintelligible, though. The same guy that was proudly proclaiming his affinity for little boy booty a couple of minutes ago was suddenly difficult to hear or understand now that he had made disparaging remarks about a Black person in a Black person's presence... Which was mildly amusing because he wasn't in my presence; I'd imagine that were were in different states. The girl in the party stated that she had muted him because his racism was offending her. He couldn't hear her statement, but he could clearly hear me respond that, "People like him are 'racist' online, but not in real life... Because that would take balls."

 

He literally whispered something else about ni**ers and left the party before he finished pronouncing that hard 'R' proving my point. He was too much of a coward to even talk sh*t across the internet when there was even a virtually non-existent chance of any kind of repercussion. He left and the party slowly came back to life. I caught a ride with someone during the next mission and sent a quick message to the guy that read:

 

"You mumbled something before you ran away from me and the rest of the party. Next time, man up and say what's on your mind."

[Nicole_T_21]

I ran around in an invisible outfit doing jazz hands.

 

End of story

 

 

Just kidding, my story is that everyone tries to kill me, so then I run around with an invisible body doing jazz handa then I get in my car and run off and go hide in a conrner haha. Only kidding. Don't really have any exciting stories ;-)

[Con9mm]

Three weeks ago...my wife had hand surgery and the flu at the same fuggin time, so I had limited gaming time.

I only made time to log in for the free hats and buy some cars on Black Friday.

Yesterday (Sunday) was the first time i was able to play for more than an hour in three weeks.

 

During that time I was teaching myself the OBS because people always ask me why i dont have an overlay, I used to say, Im lazy.

But people continue to ask about the damn overlay, so i decided to teach myself, long story short, when I was ready to go Live, i learned that i needed a video capture card because im twitch streaming from the PS4 (and my laptop doesnt have a video card because it came with some Microsoft thing that isnt a video adapter).

So I just ordered the newest El Gato junk. Had I known this, i would have bought an El Gato back when I bought my PS4. lol.

So this is just a heads up to anyone Streaming on Twitch through the PS4 and wondering why they 'can' create overlays but 'not' use them.

[Stealthflight]

About the Fleeca heist, the host has to pay setup costs so normally they deserve more money , and its not a lot of work at all if one is experienced with it. But if one is new at it, it can be frustrating, for sure. I was once a newbie who couldn't do the hack or drill, now I could do it half asleep. It just takes practice a few times. Ive taken 15-20 percent cut before to get a newbie off the ground and to help them buy stuff.

Edited December 1, 2015 by Stealthflight

[MikeMyth]

Can you do this on replays or does it all have to be your first time playing each heist?

[We Are Ninja]

Can you do this on replays or does it all have to be your first time playing each heist?

It can be replays. I had done each heist at least ten times apiece prior to starting and completing the Mastermind challenge.

 

Also, I hit rank 400 AND finally got my bank balance up to $25,000,000 (legit) while completing Pacific Standard last night.

Edited December 1, 2015 by We Are Ninja

[JosephGTA]

Did the one month daily objectives.

[Quarthon]

Just finished the "steal the most cars" event. So when its done I had to go to the bathroom bad, so I shook the cops by driving to the closest building, which just happen to be the Hospital Emergency. So I go passive and go take a leak. When I come back some NPC is driving her car in circles in the middle of the street for like 2 mins solid. She keeps slamming into cars and people are swearing at her. She eventually makes her way into the main entrance and starts running people over at random. I couldnt help but die laughing as she ran them over and they all screamed at her. Then she just drives off and down the street as if nothing happened lol. Wish I recorded it.

[Pete_1]

Some 500+ level player gave me the best laugh for while. I was riding my Insurgent on the bridge when I noticed that the Orisis is approaching me from behind. I slammed the brakes which made the Osiris first collide with me and then I pushed it to the pillar of the bridge. At same second the Osiris and driver exploded, that dummy tried to explode me with one sticky bomb At first I thought it was some low level, but then I checked the player and it was on level 500+. Must have been a new player with modded account, because k/d was ridiculous 15,xx and the character was dressed same way than little children dresses their characters in this game.

[Stealthflight]

If theres ever a question on authenticity in rank or K/D just look up their gamercard and look up their awards and accomplishments earned. It gives them away everytime.

[A Madvillain]

A notification pops up while i was browsing around in Posonby's that read:

 

"You now have a 5% discount in shops for achieving good behaviour reports from 90% of your peers."

 

Not sure how I came across this... but I'm grateful.

[Kaiju Blue]

Saw a group of people getting into titans and luxors on the LS airport, so I decided to mess with them just a little bit. Ordered my Besra from pegasus, got into it and approached the group. All of them jumped out of their planes at once. Got a message from one of them basically calling me a dick, and I explained that no, really guys, I was just trying to fly with you. This jet has no weapons.

 

The dude replied that he was 100% sure no such thing existed in the game.

[whywontyoulisten]

Simeon wants a Vapid Dominator; the dipsh*t doesn't seem to realise there is one parked in front of his dealership.

[Yozora]

Don't be Greedy.

 

Sometimes I join a heist, once they see that I have a high rank, they often think that I have plenty of money. (I do, that's not the point.)

They think they can put me off with a low-cut!? But you pay someone for the work he puts in. I did not become rich by taking low cuts.

This is not about money, its about principle. Do not be greedy! heres why.

So I join a fleeca job. During the setups I do all the work. When stealing the kuruma he wasnt even at the parking garage when i was done. (whatever, I put in a 100% for everybody) We arrive at the heist, the host sees that I have a high rank and thinks he can get away with a 70/30 cut. I tell him it's not enough for the work I put in, and that he gets what he pays for. He still makes the decision to start the game 70/30.

He gives me the driver job, thats cool, I do any heist job you need. I got it all under control. (and this is the most simple of all)

The mission starts, I drove him to the bank, arrived at the bank. He was still working on the hack. He f*cks up the hack at least 20 times. My headset was nearly destroyed by his screams. He did not get it done and became even angrier.

Finally, he completes the hack. We get in the bank. Now he starts to drill, even that takes 5 minutes. meanwhile, he was so done with this game. LOL. I tried to calm him down so he wouldnt leave. Finally he gets the drill done.

He runs to the kuruma, I let him in and drive away. first roadblock, no problem, I pass it on the left. Second roadblock, no problem. I pass it on the left. Third roadblock, I fly between the cars. still no problem. (it's the easiest Heist job right?)

We're almost at the bridge and I ask him. hacking was really a pain in the @$$ huh? and that drilling? .. Yes he says, I'm so glad I dont have to do it anymore ever again. I was almost at the point of trowing my xbox out the window.

That moment I remind him that he has not paid me enough and the next time he should be less greedy.

I drove the kuruma into the sea. mission failed. it's been a week now and he's still sending me hate messages.

Think he learned the lesson? I know im an asshole.

 

I like you.

[Shaytan]

Recieved an invitation for Pacific Standard final, accepted it, people seemed nice. Went inside the bank and one guy began shooting the civilians, activating the alarm. No big deal, just dropped a sticky bomb to restart. The problem was, the guy was doing it purposely for no obvious reason and did it once more. I killed myself again, and tryed to explain him why shouldn't he do that. Again, no big deal, he could simply don't know. Also, another player told him to stop doing so, and then he began saying not really friendly things to us both, saying he could do what he wanted, if we weren't good enough to deal with NOOSE and questioning my sexuality. On normal circunstances I would offend him back, but I was so tired after a whole week that I just wanted to have some fun and left the final.

 

A while later the hoster sent me again an invitation, I accepted and was there the other guy again. Then, they both started asking if I was going to continue trolling (they were probably were doing that just to piss me off, since besides acting like kids they knew the mission and surelly also knew why I commicted suicide multiple times before). After one or 2 more tries with the guy killing people, activating alarm and me killing myself, they stopped, got the money and after that, purposely suffering injuries to drop it. We tryed the escape multiple times because the tirth guy was now being killed by the cops all the time and they both were now bitching with him. Too much for me, decided to leave again. Damn randumbs.

Edited December 5, 2015 by KingAndy

[Kaiju Blue]

EDIT: f*ck. Just realized there's a dedicated video thread. I'll change this to smth else that happened.

Got into a fight with some dude in a jet in FR who was killing a couple of guys over and over. Shot him down at the same time as he killed me. When we respawned on ground, I approached him with my assault shotgun ready. The dude fires a rocket which completely misses me, and I shoot him four times. The dude falls down, but it turns out he used the suicide menu button the instant he realized I was going to kill him. Smh, smh.

Edited December 5, 2015 by Kaiju Blue

[Stealthflight]

@ King Andy, seasoned players know that activating the alarm spawns a special aid to the getaway, yes its harder at first with the swat but the spawn makes it all worth it, maybe he was trying to do that? Youd think at least though hed give you a heads up and explain why, if that's what they were trying to do.

I am a rank 300 btw

Edited December 5, 2015 by Stealthflight

[GtaLegend15]

I brought a entity for the first time....drove out....and tuned it....life

[markyhitch]

Came across an old friend in freemode whom I hadn't played with since last Christmas and he remembered me. We had a catch-up then went our separate ways.

[We Are Ninja]

I just logged into a lobby, and someone is blasting Marriah Carrey's All I Want For Christmas as loud as their stereo will go. So loud my speakers are distorting. Troll level is over 9000 for real. Dear God.