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[Stealthflight]

Were ok at 250 lbs and tats but a woman? Im not against overweight people btw, its just some are into the fantasy that the person behind the controller looks exactly like the character. We cant get too deep into fantasies.

[Lord DC]

Stealthflight- I've read ship logs on Space Engineers that are so detailed that they feel like it is actually happening. It pretty much is, that is the fun of roleplay. Only thing is that it's all in the imagination... for now...

[Khaisz]

Prison Break: Ground team takes a Kuruma into the prison

You can take a Kuruma into the prison? Can you pick up Roskovsky in it aswell and then clear the entier prison by just driving around in the Kuruma or was it just the first part where you enter with the bus you did with Kuruma?

 

 

Quick Story: I parachuted from Merryweather pickup Heli, When I landed I got run over by a car and the Parachute kinda got stuck on me and never went off even if I stood still for some time.

So I saved it as a outfit and I now have an outfit with a Parachute.

Sadly it's not permanent Parachute, It's just the Parachute Bag.

[M*A*R*I*N*A]

 

Prison Break: Ground team takes a Kuruma into the prison

You can take a Kuruma into the prison? Can you pick up Roskovsky in it aswell and then clear the entier prison by just driving around in the Kuruma or was it just the first part where you enter with the bus you did with Kuruma?

 

 

Quick Story: I parachuted from Merryweather pickup Heli, When I landed I got run over by a car and the Parachute kinda got stuck on me and never went off even if I stood still for some time.

So I saved it as a outfit and I now have an outfit with a Parachute.

Sadly it's not permanent Parachute, It's just the Parachute Bag.

Something like that happened to me too, now I can wear helmets in cars.

[RatSlayer]

Not much of a story, but meh:

 

I got killed by a guy hiding in the "Tree-Breach" in Rockford Hills. For those of you unaware, there is a big tree you can glitch into by climbing up into it and falling down through. You need to go into first person to shoot out, and explosives can still kill you.

 

So, he kills me, so I go off radar and jack a Fathom Q2. I drive by him and land a sticky bomb on the tree and detonate it, killing him. He proceeds to call ME a hacker!

 

TL:DR

 

-Kill guy in "Tree Breach"

-Guy calls me a hacker

 

U wot m8? Some people, I swear...

[Khaisz]

Not much of a story, but meh:

 

I got killed by a guy hiding in the "Tree-Breach" in Rockford Hills. For those of you unaware, there is a big tree you can glitch into by climbing up into it and falling down through. You need to go into first person to shoot out, and explosives can still kill you.

 

So, he kills me, so I go off radar and jack a Fathom Q2. I drive by him and land a sticky bomb on the tree and detonate it, killing him. He proceeds to call ME a hacker!

 

TL:DR

 

-Kill guy in "Tree Breach"

-Guy calls me a hacker

 

U wot m8? Some people, I swear...

He probably had just seen/heard of the breach a few minutes earlier and thought "Oh, I'm gonna abuse this and kill some people".

Sadly when he went online, He landed in your session.

And since you knew about explosives killing him, He just had the worst luck.

[IncredulousNoir]

 

Not much of a story, but meh:

 

I got killed by a guy hiding in the "Tree-Breach" in Rockford Hills. For those of you unaware, there is a big tree you can glitch into by climbing up into it and falling down through. You need to go into first person to shoot out, and explosives can still kill you.

 

So, he kills me, so I go off radar and jack a Fathom Q2. I drive by him and land a sticky bomb on the tree and detonate it, killing him. He proceeds to call ME a hacker!

 

TL:DR

 

-Kill guy in "Tree Breach"

-Guy calls me a hacker

 

U wot m8? Some people, I swear...

He probably had just seen/heard of the breach a few minutes earlier and thought "Oh, I'm gonna abuse this and kill some people".

Sadly when he went online, He landed in your session.

And since you knew about explosives killing him, He just had the worst luck.

I love the tree breach. No need for explosives. Just stand a block away to the east and put several heavy sniper rounds in the tree. Works every time.

[Pete_1]

Saw a guy with the bounty heading to the Paleto Bay and thought to go after him with my Hydra. When I arrived near that blip I noticed guy was hiding in the garage. Couple seconds later I got message that this same guy has set bounty on me. Yeah, let's have some fun then and I went to hiding top of the skyscraper construction site. While I waited players to come after me I checked that guy who set bounty on me. K/d was 6.xx and some players have voted to kick him, Yeah must be a Jet griever. Few minutes later my guess confirmed to be right and this guy was killing players with the Hydra. Same time heat started building up in the construction site and I noticed some players have passive mode on. At the moment first guy arrived top of the building passive on I thought it's time to leave now. Already had enough of these passive mode abusers so you are not going to claim that bounty when you use cheap tactics. Next time I go online I will find the lowest level player in the lobby and let him/her claim that. I would rather help a low level with easy 3000$ than let someone who use cheap tactics to claim my bounty.

Edited November 19, 2015 by Pete_1

[whywontyoulisten]

Spawned back into Freeroam after the Los Santos Connection wearing a pilot's headset...I'm guessing I'll lose it when I change sessions.

 

Edited November 19, 2015 by whywontyoulisten

[Heysuse]

OR...or save the outfit

[Heysuse]

Haven't played(ps3) in a couple of days just cranked her up,and an update??of some sort..

Edited November 20, 2015 by Heysuse

[whywontyoulisten]

OR...or save the outfit

Yep, that was the first thing I did. I'd rather have a duffel bag, but it's still an interesting glitch, especially since I wasn't anywhere near a plane when the mission ended: I was at the top of the stairs in the hangar, where you find the body armour and sticky bomb.

[We Are Ninja]

Was getting my character's hair did inside of Bob Mulet's when I notice a car sitting outside, nose pointed towards the door. "This guy is going to try to kill me as soon as I exit", I think. Apparently, he had already been up to shenanigans because the police were circling him. He drives away and down the alley across the street. I walk to my car to get in, and he comes barreling out of the alley and directly at me. I open fire and he runs me over; we both get a kill. I spawn two light years away (for some reason) ready for a fight. He spawns much closer and hops in a car to drive away in, and I riddle him with bullets as he drives by. I head back to car. He goes passive and follows me. Great. A passive troll. That's all I needed. I hop into my car and proceeds to get in the passenger side. I change my settings to kick him out and drive back to my apt. I get the following message:

 

Ur a bitch i just like ur car.

 

Still kinda pissed, I only glance at his message before responding:

 

A bitch that murdered your bitch ass twice, LOL.

 

Then I start thinking... Who calls someone's car a bitch? "You're a bitch, just like your car..." That doesn't even make sense. Then it occurs to me what he was trying to say...

 

"You're a bitch. I was merely admiring your car."

 

What's more, he was a lowly LVL 18. I was in the middle of typing up a literal apology, but he started talking all kinds of sh*t, so I had do the same. I still feel genuinely bad, though. Despite the fact that, 9 times out of 10, any other person circling a store like that is actually waiting to kill the person inside.

[cjdavies]

Humane Labs, did full set-up and heist tonight with randoms, only one did them all with me and fair play to them, they stayed throughout all restarts and lobby waiting, sometimes up to 15-20 min, I rewarded them with 35%, give myself 15% and other 2 25%nded

 

EDIT: I went to land the chopper, it was all that what was left to do, by accident landed too fast, mission over but some stupid f*cker quits, if they restarted could have just done the pickup at the beach - happended before. Invite players, the same 3 join so start all over again

Edited November 21, 2015 by cjdavies

[Acidworm]

Been a good evening today on PC.

 

*Do the Humane Labs heist on normal with a random and get it first try. Stressful for me being the pilot, but someone complained and demanded ground crew so I got switched and before I could say anything, off we go. Managed to land on the beach, but a little bumpy. It's rough with a keyboard.

*Join a humane labs set up mission and easy run.

* Join the first humane labs set up mission where I was the lowest rank at 93. Easy run. End up just joining that group all the way through. 2 of the others remained consistent. Little struggle on the stealth mission, but we got it done. All on hard mode.

*Heist finale on hard. Somehow I get switched to the pilot again. Smooth run. Again, a little dodgy landing on the beach, but taking it slow so I don't crash it.

 

Maybe I ran out of good luck with randoms tonight and I should quit while I am ahead...

Edited November 21, 2015 by Acidworm

[grand theft spaghetti]

are high level players ashamed of their level?

 

had a little kid trying to tell me his level 1000 character was legit. according to the social club his only been playing for about 4 months.

it might be possible to be a legit level 1000 if youve been playing since day 1.

 

which brings me back to my point. are you ashamed that you either obviously cheated your level or have no social life at all to have played the game that much?

[WildBrick142]

 

Prison Break: Ground team takes a Kuruma into the prison

You can take a Kuruma into the prison? Can you pick up Roskovsky in it aswell and then clear the entier prison by just driving around in the Kuruma or was it just the first part where you enter with the bus you did with Kuruma?

Yup. You can take Rashkovsky in it, kill everyone, and drive out like nothing happened.

 

 

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

i somehow just blew up a FQ2 by landing on it after jumping from that stunt jump at the area of the main los santos custom with my vapid guardian

[Khaisz]

 

 

Prison Break: Ground team takes a Kuruma into the prison

You can take a Kuruma into the prison? Can you pick up Roskovsky in it aswell and then clear the entier prison by just driving around in the Kuruma or was it just the first part where you enter with the bus you did with Kuruma?

Yup. You can take Rashkovsky in it, kill everyone, and drive out like nothing happened.

 

 

 

Nice, That's gonna make that hiest so much easier to do when I eventually do CM.

[TCA]

Was doing landing gear with friends last night. Two planes were damaged smoking on fire. Blew one up to get the other out and flew it to the docks, tried to land...crashed into other plane blew up, still passed the mission.

[Cheatz/Trickz]

Was loading the game, it took forever, then it loaded, or didn't load. Tried a mission, got a timeout, finally got one going, idiot player left. Loading some more. Failed to find session, returning to main game, try later. Good times!

[kringled]

Friday night, just finished Prison Break with a friend and his friends. In a quiet (5 player) session, but the one player is really getting on my nerves because he has an open mic so we're hearing just random continual shuffling noises, and he's not responding when someone else is telling him that he has an open mic. I mute him, grab a helicopter, and fly to the top of the IAA building. He's in the Vinewood Ammunation at the time, I set up with the sniper, and manage to get a one-shot on him as he's getting on his motorcycle. (He didn't render before that, I was happy with that shot even though it was an unprovoked sneak attack because of the extreme range). I snipe him twice more, while he's trying to countersnipe but missing. Once he's at the base of the tower, I decide I'm done and go passive and fly away. I fly up the eastern coast to the lighthouse, then to Grapeseed when I decide I can take passive off because I haven't seen a trace of him again. Oh no no no. Heading to Raton Canyon (I was planning on flying to Paleto) when I see him coming across the Alamo Sea in a jet, in passive mode. He's getting close, off the radar notification, and...I leave session. He must have been so mad.

 

Saturday, I start a Lamar mission with random low levels and one high level (first Lamar mission). While waiting at the parking lot for the other team, RG (the high level) gets out and tries to RPG the low levels. This is not a good sign. We start out on the next objective, the low levels both die because they drove right into the middle of the Vagos and Ballas. Host quits, the rest of us get dumped into free-roam. RG runs by me, I point a gun at him to hopefully send the message no easy kills here, run off elsewhere. Nope. He pulls out a gun, gets first kill on me. He kills low level then, I respawn, start trying to shoot RG, and...get shot in the back by the low level. Respawn, kill low level once and wound them again and they flee area. Long running battle against RG, ends up with me 16 kills, him 7, mine are carbine, combat MG, heavy sniper, and marksman. Most of his are minigun or RPG, in one case he vanished into a job lobby, must have stayed there for a few minutes, I get a car, sell it at LSC, and when I'm out he's there with the RPG in the face. He tried the job lobby a few times, eventually must have found one and stayed in.

Just after that get in a Valkyrie with a friend piloting as Hunt the Beast starts. I'm front gun; manage to kill a hydra (pilot had been having a battle with my friend) because he was still in hover mode and couldn't pitch the cannon up, then we find the Beast and kill it (first time for me to succeed at that). A fairly good afternoon after all.

[whywontyoulisten]

Jacked a car, got wanted level, NPC wants a fight, call Lester, lose wanted level, cops arrive, cops shoot angry NPC.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

So, I'm out cruising in my Surge. I see some goober on the map looking my direction, but not moving...ok, let me go see what his problem is. No sooner do I get a block away and pssshooo a rocket comes hurtling towards me and explodes on the ground near me... Dafuq? Ass is just waitin for me or what? Naturally, it's time to show who's boss.

 

I immediately gun it for him. He waits til I'm bout to squish him. Kaboom! He kills himself... Fool! Wait for respawn. Charge for him again. Another pause til I'm on him. No explosion, player killed himself (maybe lag?) By this time the cops are hot on my tail with 3 stars. Wait for a 3rd respawn, make another charge for him. Only this time, I slam on the brakes aways from him. He notices and let's one fly...pssshooo...only this time a cop drives past as I'm braking and the rocket catches the cop car square in his grill. I immediately punch the gas, fly through the flaming wreckage and pankcake his punk ass as he is reloading. Face! He then proceeds to accept random job and disappears for the remainder of the sesh... I love squishing fools.

[DubzyNZ]

I was in freeroam messing about, and this guy had his mic on which meant the whole lobby could hear him with his young daughter/son talking to him loudly in the background. Another guy tells him to shutup and turn his mic off as no one wants to hear that, the mic spammer then has a full spaz and starts arguing with the guy who told him to shutup. The guy with his kid right near him started swearing his ass off (great parenting if you ask me...) and the other guy decided to kill him over and over while talking sh*t until he left..

[Mr. Larson]

Just saw that a guy I played the Lamar missions on saturday with is a forumer. Second time I met one in a week.
Then, after kicking out 100 low levels from the Lamar missions, I had to kick a rank 600something. Saw him on Twitch a few times, an absolute idiot with a lot of followers.
Small world. What was it? 8 million players per week?

[dyspoid]

I heard some modder last night who was convinced that by modding he was doing some real shady sh*t. He was removing player's guns if they tried to shoot him and then would force them to wait a while before restoring them.

 

This game brings out the lamest in people.

[BeersInsteadofGears]

I lost my fully upgraded Brawler last night.....it disappeared into thin air

I had the impulse to buy a Carbonizzare, being a fan of the Ferrari F12 Berlinetta and all. With no free garage spaces, I sell my crappy Weazel News Rumpo that I use only to sneak up on and blow other players up with sticky bombs. So after selling the Rumpo I head back to my apartment and jump onto Legendarymotorsport.net for my new purchase.

So rather than putting the Carbonizzare in the free space, I retardedly 'replace' it for the Brawler space and instantly lose $300k I could have at least recouped by selling it at LSC.



So then I drove around my new Carbonizzare with the top down trying not to give any F's but deep down I'm still hurting.

Edited November 25, 2015 by BeersInsteadofGears

[Da Elite Ninjah]

Don't be Greedy.

 

Sometimes I join a heist, once they see that I have a high rank, they often think that I have plenty of money. (I do, that's not the point.)

They think they can put me off with a low-cut!? But you pay someone for the work he puts in. I did not become rich by taking low cuts.

This is not about money, it’s about principle. Do not be greedy! here’s why….

So I join a fleeca job. During the setups I do all the work. When stealing the kuruma he wasnt even at the parking garage when i was done. (whatever, I put in a 100% for everybody) We arrive at the heist, the host sees that I have a high rank and thinks he can get away with a 70/30 cut. I tell him it's not enough for the work I put in, and that he gets what he pays for. He still makes the decision to start the game 70/30.

He gives me the driver job, thats cool, I do any heist job you need. I got it all under control. (and this is the most simple of all)

The mission starts, I drove him to the bank, arrived at the bank. He was still working on the hack. He f*cks up the hack at least 20 times. My headset was nearly destroyed by his screams. He did not get it done and became even angrier.
Finally, he completes the hack. We get in the bank. Now he starts to drill, even that takes 5 minutes. meanwhile, he was so done with this game. LOL. I tried to calm him down so he wouldnt leave. Finally he gets the drill done.

He runs to the kuruma, I let him in and drive away. first roadblock, no problem, I pass it on the left. Second roadblock, no problem. I pass it on the left. Third roadblock, I fly between the cars. still no problem. (it's the easiest Heist job right?)

We're almost at the bridge and I ask him. hacking was really a pain in the @$$ huh? and that drilling? .. Yes he says, “I'm so glad I don’t have to do it anymore ever again. I was almost at the point of trowing my xbox out the window.”

That moment I remind him that he has not paid me enough and the next time he should be less greedy.

I drove the kuruma into the sea. mission failed. it's been a week now and he's still sending me hate messages.
Think he learned the lesson? I know i’m an asshole.

[trevorjc2511]

Just saw that a guy I played the Lamar missions on saturday with is a forumer. Second time I met one in a week.

Then, after kicking out 100 low levels from the Lamar missions, I had to kick a rank 600something. Saw him on Twitch a few times, an absolute idiot with a lot of followers.

Small world. What was it? 8 million players per week?

 

 

I was just doing random missions the other day and was put into a LSC hosted by this level 608 guy, all it seemed like he wanted to do was ram my primo lowrider with his insurgent, run me over or ram my savage, should have just quit after this mission but wanted to earn a certain amount next couple of missions he was the same but by then i had made my target so quit at the selection screen. His handle was maxwell something maybe the same idiot?