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[BeersInsteadofGears]

Hahahaha, nice story Beers. I think a few levels ahead he'll realise that wasn't him who took the jet down, but still.

It's always nice to have a bit of confidence early on in the game, I'm sure that will change once he comes across some real jet griefing!

 

 

[Stoakzee]

Dr. Yugovic

 

 

 

I sniped this guy out of his chopper and I don't think he was too pleased.

 

 

 

 

He kept popping in and out of passive mode so I did this...

 

 

 

He sent me a few kind messages as well:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Diagnosis:

 

A severe case of butthurt.

 

[Lhabia]

Was minding my own business beating the sh*t out of a Schafter when a random decided to join me. Was a breath of fresh air from always being killed on site, haha.

https://youtu.be/wGCtpAIHrzc

[Jusa93]

Was minding my own business beating the sh*t out of a Schafter when a random decided to join me. Was a breath of fresh air from always being killed on site, haha.

https://youtu.be/wGCtpAIHrzc

Poor Schafter. Funny as hell though, lol'd at the end so hard hahaha. Edited November 12, 2015 by Jusa93

[POOL]

it feels funny and evil to do it even though its probably wrong does anyone else do it

[O0ashwien0o]

Hi guys,

 

Can someone help me to join a crew and helpe me level up?

I am new to gta online.

[LogScottWood]

Hi guys,

 

Can someone help me to join a crew and helpe me level up?

I am new to gta online.

Yeah sure. What you should do is ask the people of this forum in a thread intended for stories, then people looking to read stories will see it and obviously try and help you link up with a crew. I'm pretty sure that's how the forum works any way.

 

Hope this helps,

 

Log

[Alvarez]

 

Convince her you are a turtle. Chicks love turtles

Everyone loves turtles. I love turtles too.

 

Screw 4 wheels on underside of a turtle. That turtle is gonna be one hell of fast turtle. Just don't do the Turtle Augmentation Surgery to a male turtle, because the Turtle Jensen will never have sex again.

Edited November 13, 2015 by Alvarez

[Mr. Larson]

Met someone from this thread in a public lobby this morning. Wanted to send a mugger to say hi, but hesitated for one hour or so. Then he was gone.

[o Mescud 420 o]

Recently traded my 360 for and Xbox one and the change is so amazing. First person is life right now , but I bet people don't even use it half the time .( If anyone down for first person only deathmatch add me. ) gta definitely my favorite game

[We Are Ninja]

@ Lord DC: Hit me up. PSN: weareninja

Was poking around in a lobby looking to sell a bike that I didn't ride. I go passive because there's obviously a war going in front of the LSC that I'm headed to. I drive in, and the armed Insurgent that's raising all the ruckus follows me in and guns down the mechanic rendering the shop "closed". I went passive because I didn't want to f*ck with anyone or be f*cked with. I just wanted to sell a bike in peace... -.-

 

I drive back out of the LSC, hop off my bike, and deactivate passive mode. The garage door opens up and I kill the driver and the gunner. That's last I hear of them. I drive to the LSC under the overpass and sell my bike. I call up my favorite Massacro racecar and get ready to go joyriding when I notice a tank on the map. He's got someone hemmed in. He can't kill them, but they can't move from their spot. I say to myself, "If they're evenly matched, I won't get involved. If they aren't, that tank is getting a jihad car."

 

It's a LVL 75 giving a 13 hell. I stop my sexy beast of a Massacro, and toss five stickies onto the first vehicle I see; a Karin Asterope. A quick call to Lester and I'm invisible and en route. He's since killed the noob and is apparently going after his friend. I fly past the noob as he respawns, plow into the tank and, with a tap on the d-pad, kill us both. I accidentally get someone's PV while I'm at it, but WE. I respawn, call my car, then head home. I need to stop and take care of some stuff IRL. I did my part. Got the troll out of his tank so that the two low-levels have a fair shot at him. Anarchy reigns.

 

I turn on the TV in my garage to watch the LVL 75 while I do other things. He's a grade A douche. Combat rolls, innumerable suicides... he's the total package. One of the noobs manages to gun him down as he's climbing onto the tank he had called in and claims it for himself. Power to the people. He's still a noob, though, and has obviously never seen a tank before, because the douche gets him out of it with 5 HL hits, completely uncontested. Eventually the douche gets a hold of another tank and it all starts again.

 

BUT, the noob was paying attention. He tried to do the same thing I did; he drove his Zentorno right at the tank at full speed. The tank backed up and blew him to kingdom come. The noob respawns and tries it again and the same thing happened. I was tempted to tell him that he needed to put 5 stickies on the hood of his car for what he was trying to do to actually work, but I had already planted the seed of insurrection. It was up to him and his friend to cultivate it...

Edited November 14, 2015 by We Are Ninja

[gta_psychedelic]

Story

Dang, wish you had recorded and uploaded the video.

But seems like a lot of fun.

[Maxxi]

Free roam war in a public lobby. This pops up.

 

 

GermanDude1999 killed xXThatJewKidXx.

[Lord DC]

Free roam war in a public lobby. This pops up.

 

 

GermanDude1999 killed xXThatJewKidXx.

The ultimate username coincidence.

[markyhitch]

Dead Drop started in freemode. The briefcase spawned in the quarry, miles from the city, so no one was interested. I was near Redwood Lights Track so made a beeline for it, but just as I was about to get there, a helicopter flew in and took it and then took off in his car.

 

I called up my hydra, chased him down and kept killing him. There's not enough time to land the hydra to collect the briefcase without them respawning and killing me, so my objective was to prevent the delivery. Which I did.

[Silver le Belge]

I am not in the mood for virtual killing today. Not after what happened in Paris. So I played GTAO just to get the t-shirts, drove casually in my Casco in passive mode for a while then I played some Shovel Knight.

[drahnier]

I was in a session listening to some guy on voice chat today. He was the typical try-hard, military gear, 4.-something K/D. He kept killing some kid who had pissed him off and while he killed him he kept insulting him on voice chat, swearing, talking about how good he was and how the kid could only get cheap kills.

 

So then this other squeaker joined in and the guy started killing him too, and after a while it turned out that this guy was a dad because you could hear his child talking to him in the background. The squeaker asked him if he lets his kids play GTA Online and he said no because he doesn't want them to hear swearing and there are too many abusive people.

 

I just found this hilarious and a bit sad. This guy doesn't want his children to play online games but he's apparently been sitting there for the past hour while his child watched, shooting some kid in GTA Online and abusing him on voice chat, calling him a bitch, pussy, f****t and more.

I'm pretty sure watching your dad sit around the house acting like an abusive troll to other children in online games will affect you more than playing the games yourself.

Edited November 14, 2015 by drahnier

[IncredulousNoir]

Free roam war in a public lobby. This pops up.

 

 

GermanDude1999 killed xXThatJewKidXx.

Only one? Progress!

[A Madvillain]

An Armoured Kuruma barrels into my parked Stirling GT and an unfortunate random got caught between the headlights at the wrong place at the wrong time and I got credited the kill. Poor guy was not too happy about that and retaliated by closing down the clothing store that I browsing in.

 

That did not go well for him.

Edited November 15, 2015 by Zer0's n' 1nes

[mab-gast]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee! Rank 200!

[ATP2555]

Driving near the square and two dudes in fire trucks drove up and started hosing me.

[markyhitch]

Respawned on the beach at Paleto Bay and there was a random nearby so I went passive. Climbed up the rocks and was just about to cross the road when the devil got a hold on me.

 

The random had climbed onto a seashark and was about to take off so I exited passive and fired a homing launcher up his arse! Then went home.

[Alvarez]

EMP delivery.

First try: a level 120 (B) storms right in the FoV of the Insurgent driver

The A: "you must attack them, but don't let them see you."

Second try: B proceeds to run like rambo, failing the mission

Third try: Me: "STOP. STAY HERE." B proceeds to run into the FoV like a retard.

Fourth try: I i make the solo as fast as possible, two guards, two shots, the B stays close behind me running, headshot Insurgent driver, two silenceshotties to the mercs, two to the eggheads, one sniper to the welding merc, running over, sniping the merc up left, running to the van to get the last ones... when A, still on the hill, snipes the merc near the van, alerting the egghead, failing the mission.

His comment: "I was bored...i wanted to do somethinh"

 

A bad case of clinical idiocy, if you ask me.

Edited November 15, 2015 by Alvarez

[WildBrick142]

Fleeca Job: It was laggy (players hanging off doors, players feezing, stuff teleporting, etc.) but we still managed to do it.

Prison Break: Everything went smooth. On Plane I was the pilot, other team members were ground team. We killed everyone just in case. Bus was simple. One teammate does the job, the others defend the driver. On Station, both teams also did things flawlessly. Wet Work was easy, but the game lagged out and I was stuck with my hoodie instead of heavy vest - so I stayed back just in case. On the main heist, I was the Pilot. We all agreed on our roles. Ground team takes a Kuruma into the prison, Demolitions defends the Kuruma, and I fly the plane. Managed to record and grab a screenshot of myself being dangerous during the finale. We also didn't get the infinite cop glitch.


The Humane Raid was a bit crazy but we managed to survive anyway. On Key Codes I almost died because I panicked and hid in a garage, fighting off the FIB by myself. Luckily my teammates came to rescue before it was too late. The Insurgent was easy. Drive in there in a Kuruma, kill everything that moves, steal Insurgents, done. The same with EMP and Valkyrie. We failed a few times on Deliver EMP - either we got spotted by a dead guard or sptted by a guard at the other end of the path. I don't remember how many times we restarted but we did it eventually. I literally only had a pistol and sniper that were suppressed. The Humane Labs Raid was really easy, though when the pilot came to pick us up the helicopter was smoking (dunno if actual damage [elite challenge checklist said it was 1% damaged] or if lag) but either way we got through it. Nothing interesting unless orange balls duplicating themselves are interesting. Also had mini heart attacks when Nvidia drivers crashed and I saw myself spawned at the docks and Humane Labs after Valkyrie and the finale.
http://i.imgur.com/mAHTwuK.png

Series A. On Coke we played it safe, sniped some guys from the pier, got on the yacht, collected the coke, and we all ran our own ways and regrouped at the warehouse. Trash Truck. The one that can kill hopes and dreams. We wanted to play it safe by following the truck in a Kuruma and using it in defence but we ran out of time (because I had to stop by ammunation to get armor and the confusion from everyone [we didn't actually plan out the heist beforehand]) so we did it the classic way with 2:30 left on the timer. Bikers was simple, only once the bikers were alerted by accident. Weed. Mostly plowing through roadblocks with the Technicals defending us. On Steal Meth I called the tanker driver role because I always use the offroad route that saves time and health. The tanker lost half of its health by the time I hooked it up, though, lol. Finale was easy. I was on a Technical for probably the first time ever. Shot anything that moved and that had a red dot on the minimap. Easy $126k. There was almost no lag, apart from the time when a biker was levitating over the van for about 10 seconds.
http://i.imgur.com/nToN9ru.png

It was time for Pacific Standard. Not even gonna bother explaining Vans. Signal - we were going to use Kurumas, even parked it near the island but we decided to boat up the river instead. On Hack the driver went to get the van, while us, decoys, cleared up the alley. Then we held X and occasionally shot enemies during our escape. Convoy was probably the first time I played the setup where there were no issues whatsoever. Merryweather actually gave up halfway towards Grapeseed - we didn't even get to see their second roadblock. Bikes was also easy. We failed once because the Lectro somehow blew up, then I led the team towards the drop-off, avoiding the rifle-with-a-minigun-damage-and-fire-rate firing squad roadblock in Vinewood. It was time for the finale.
First try: We got to the canyon, ended up drowning the Kuruma and running out of time by accident. Then on a quick restart the Kuruma was destroyed meaning it wasn't in the garage so we quit the heist before the cops killed us.
Second try: Teammate suffers a power loss on the way to the canyon. We also lost the least money on this attempt (we had 1.23 million left).
Third try: The same teammate suffers what I assume was another power loss inside the bank.
Fourth try: It was time for the getaway, because of lag we lost a rear left door of the Kuruma so we were driving all the way there with a missing door, lol. Safely got to the boat with a nice $1,153,206 and a 25% cut between us all. But most importantly; despite the near death situations, silly failures and mistakes, and lag, throughout all the heists, we did it.

[BeersInsteadofGears]

Found a Weazel News Rumpo van, got some insurance and put some nice rims on it, a turbo and dark tint.....

 

Spent the next hour going off radar with stickies attached to the sides of my new acquisition, rolling up on other players incognito style before blowing myself up and everyone around me. Dispatched a clusterf*ck of red blips around the Burton LS customs shop, much to their chagrin.

Good times.

[EvilPickle12]

Me vs e-thug soldier gangsta.

 

I kill him 5-7 times, he jumps on the train, he messages me: Pussi, i msg him back:But you re running and you want to use your Hydra

 

He doesnt reply, he asks for pickup, "Hey, lets get to my valkyrie or savage, i have everything on the game

I get my Savage, cause why not, he comes to me, he gets scared cause im on a savage and hes on a valkyrie, his gunner was lvl 17.

We're in Sandy Shores with 6 more players

"Hey, lets team up on potato"

Im f*cked, 1 vs 8, i managed somehow to kill em more than they killed me.

"Keep potato out the airport, im gonna get my Hydra"

"Alright guys, ill kill you and you'll need to send me a 1 vs 1, so we can have more jets"

I leave

I msg him: "Getting half the lobby to get me is awesome and sad. You cant fight alone/without vehicles. Get your pride down"

He msgs me back:"join so we can murder you dumb*ss maggot son of a beach"

I msg back:"School only taught you to beach dumb*ss maggot, get a job, and stop playing e-thug"

He msgs me back "kill yourself, you re garbage"

I msg him back "maybe. But i can fight on my own"

He doesnt msgs me back

 

I play "We are the Champions" via voice message, and i turn the Xbox off.

Edited November 16, 2015 by EvilPickle12

[Kushology]

In a free roam battle with this one guy, at first it was with jets, occasionally greifing eachother by destroying eachothers hydra before we got in it so we had to call another. I'm up 6 kills on him, he gets a friend/crewmate to join the session and they start teaming up on me. Still killing them with ease, they each got me twice while I was up 14 kills on both. I switch to passive cause I wanted to take a smoke break, they both leave.

Edited November 16, 2015 by Kushology

[gta_psychedelic]

I load up the game and spawn on my Tinsel apartment like usual. There is this fella buzzing at my door. So I check and he's a level 1. Check his trophies, few PS4 games and literally just started GTA V, no numbers or anything on his PSN ID so I'm guessing he's a legit first timer. He doesn't know tho', that you have to stay on the buzzing "menu" in order for the apt owner to open the door, so he does that thrice (buzzing) and I cannot answer.

Anyway he leaves and I send him an apt invite. You know, I wanted to show the little guy the apt interior seeing as he's new or whatever. Never gets to the apt.

 

So I go out mind my business and I found him in a corner, I see him, he sees me but I turn my back to him because there is a high level coming the other way and I want to start painting my blip red and the level 1 shoots me and kills me. After that I kill him a few times, send mercenaries, gets killed, wasn't able to put a bounty tho (I think it might be level restricted?) and then later on I see him getting massacred by other players. Guess he learned the streets of LS are a dangerous place.

 

Anyway that's why I'm more of an asshole every day, I used to be Mr. Nice but lately I've seen myself killing everything that moves. I've also blown up so much cars lately, that I'm gonna be in the dunce cap lobby soon.

Funny because a long time ago when I was a low level wanting to get the bomber award (in-game award) I had a hard time blowing other people up. Nowadays it's like I don't even think about it, I see a car, I blow it up, most of the time.

[Stealthflight]

Some of you are creepy and desperate thinking youll meet a girl online, What if shes 250 lbs with tats? or its a guy using a voice changer? Yes one of the top headset manufacturers have software to realistically change your voice to the headset, and a man could sound like a girl, I know some who do

[Kushology]

Some of you are creepy and desperate thinking youll meet a girl online, What if shes 250 lbs with tats? or its a guy using a voice changer? Yes one of the top headset manufacturers have software to realistically change your voice to the headset, and a man could sound like a girl, I know some who do

Your argument is almost invalid and what's wrong with being 250lbs and tats?