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[Stoakzee]

The Jet Griefer

 

Participating in criminal damage

Blowing NPC's up on the highway

Guy in jet comes out of nowhere and destroys me

A few minutes later he crashes

I go off radar and kill him twice

He goes for another Jet

I go underground

He crashes again

He tries for another Jet

I destory his Jet before he can take off

He somehow manages to call in another Jet (No Pegasus vehicle cool down?)

I go underground again

He crashes...again

I go off radar

He goes passive

Sends me message: "u mad? lol"

 

Jet Griefer left.

[Alvarez]

Did Signal with random guys.

Landed the helicopter, cleaned out the island, got to Avi, got out of the boat to get to heli when AVI HIJACKS THE BOAT AND SAILS OFF. Copilot tries to jump inside the boat, fails, i try to drive Avi to the coast, sink the helicopter.

 

Avi gets out of the boat.

 

I strand the boat, 4 minutes left, grab random car, its a Minivan.

Still somehow deliver with 45 secs to spare.

Edited November 7, 2015 by Alvarez

[We Are Ninja]

 

 

meanwhile, i cant even get a 4th dude for the CMC.

LOL.PS4? I'm down. Only have an hour or two a day during the week, though.

[Maxxi]

So I was dropped into a public lobby after a character swap. Went to Benny's to change some small stuff on my Buccy, and when I came out there was a random in passive outside. No biggy. I started driving to the central LSC, following traffic lights and whatnot. He followed me there, and parked up beside me. 2 randoms show up, one calls a Tornado, and we cruise to Eclipse. We park up outside Eclipse and have a mini car show. All is well, and had a close call with a guy using a minigun (he pulled it out but didn't fire). Out of nowhere a Police Riot comes flying over the hill with 2 players in it, and they crash the meet. The amount of RPGs that flew at that SWAT van was f*cking insane. There was at least 5. Cops crashed the meet shortly afterward, and everyone bailed to evade them. Best day I have had in a public lobby in quite some time.

[LogScottWood]

I played online for the first time in months this week. There's still so many noobs! I tried that second Lamar low-rider mission three times with three different members of the general public and they all failed spectacularly every time. Driving straight into the vision cones of the police cars we are supposed to be avoiding. I guess they thought it wouldn't matter because they didn't have a wanted level.

 

It's pretty obvious what the objective is though, why would the vision cones be there if you didn't have to avoid them? Couple that with Lamar telling you the cops are looking for you and the writing at the bottom of the screen saying 'take the low-riders to the drop-off while avoiding the cops' and i'd say it's pretty f*cking obvious what the objective is.

 

Hope this helps,

 

Log

[Lord DC]

 

 

 

meanwhile, i cant even get a 4th dude for the CMC.

LOL.PS4? I'm down. Only have an hour or two a day during the week, though.

 

Yeah, PS4

[Khaisz]

Todays Story:

I did a heist.

Nothing Special, Just the Human Labs Raid again.

Host was Raavi.

Edited November 8, 2015 by Khaisz

[Smooth Longsack]

So I'm protecting a crew mate in my hydra while he's king of the Castle in paleto. A jet with a bounty comes at me and misses his first pass. The guy crashes during our circling dogfight. My crew mate said he was a friend of the crashed pilot from way back. I said I'm still gonna get him. I proceeded to strafe him til king of the castle was over.

 

After the action in paleto i check the guys stats via the pause menu and noticed he was a dodgy player. I reported him twice for griefing and sent him straight to bad sport. His only response was, "nice play style." He then sadly left the lobby to start his bid with the cutthroats at a different dns address. I can be one of the sh*ttiest players out there.

 

Moral of the story: check your player status often.

Edited November 8, 2015 by Smooth Longsack

[markyhitch]

Was in freemode last night when to guys were in deep conversation on their mics. One of them was banging on about how he was "specially trained" by a higher gamer to "own us all" and how he once ran a crew military-style and had folks do as he says "or I'll kill you". He was so f*cking full of himself and I was just about to end my gaming, so I had to do something.

 

I called up my hydra and began circling the city. All of a sudden, he interrupts his conversation to say, "Oh, we have a jet in the sky...I've no beef with it yet as it's not attacking...hang on, I may be wrong, get prepared....."

 

BANG! I kamikazed the c*nt!

[CynicalRise]

My reaction when I played my very first freemode event:

 

Playing king of the castle, doing well,

00:30 seconds left

*loud intense music*

HOLY sh*t INTENSE

*dies*

[A Madvillain]

After heading up to Mount Chiliad vantage point with two randoms, we thought the quickest way down was to parachute. My default parachute at that time was the South African Flag, and after equipping it, one of the randoms I was with says, " That guy is Jamaican. I know a Jamaican flag when I see it." After listening to that, my character suddenly wielded his Assault Shotgun and pulverized he and his friend from behind and proceeded grief them for the entire session until they both left. He then heads to the nearest Ammunation and buys himself a standard Combat Chute Bag. Meanwhile I held my controller in awe as I have never seen my character react to such stupidity in his life.

 

I showed my sympathy by joining a race.

Edited November 9, 2015 by Zer0's n' 1nes

[SausageTaste]

My family always come to me while I'm playing a game and talk. So I chatted with my family with my voice chat on. Some private conversations were leaked. Good thing I talked in Korean so most of them couldn't understand my conversation.

Edited November 9, 2015 by SausageTaste

[grand theft spaghetti]

wasnt paying attention but somehow i got into a 3rd person selfie mode where i could walk around while taking the picture and not holding any weapons. does anyone know how to trigger it? this was on ps4.

thats me looking at my car without any sticky bombs or camera in my hands. im sure this is a known thing i just cant find instructions for how to do it on purpose.

[Alvarez]

Played Pacific Motorcycle Prep.

One player kept dying.

Told him to stay in his Kuruma.

He complied.

I deliver two bikes.

Get 30% cut from host in finale.

[hesselgren]

 

yesterday i got the missions, coveted and crystal clear out 2 and 3..

 

not seen those missions in a year or so.. anyone know why they popped up all of a sudden?

If you play few missions in a row,this missions will show up on voting screen

 

except the thing that those missions haven't popped up ever for me on pc before, not one time! and i have done many 3-6hour grind sessions

[gta_psychedelic]

wasnt paying attention but somehow i got into a 3rd person selfie mode where i could walk around while taking the picture and not holding any weapons. does anyone know how to trigger it? this was on ps4.

thats me looking at my car without any sticky bombs or camera in my hands. im sure this is a known thing i just cant find instructions for how to do it on purpose.

I think there is a trick for that and it involves jumping and pressing the camera, something like that.

Read about it, saw a video but never really did it.

[rockstarfanboy1987]

While hosting pacific standard the second time with randoms I decided to give up on this sh*t and make some instructions through microphone so the kids know how it works. We failed miserably just as I expected. Suddenly a voice popped up, the first time I heard a gurl in an online game like GTA. I was excited and then it went out that I couldnt handle the situation anymore. I was way to nervous because the last time I spoke to a girl was months ago.

I told her that I'd like to meet her again in north chumash, because I know a well located park there after we finished the heist. She told me that I am a f*cking psychopath and left the job immediately.

 

What should I have done better?
Do you have any tips for me for the next time when I stumble on a female in online?

[EarlyLifeFailure]

laugh out loud.

[Toiletpaper]

Ok.

[hornedturtle]

Convince her you are a turtle. Chicks love turtles

[EarlyLifeFailure]

Convince her you are a turtle. Chicks love turtles

Everyone loves turtles. I love turtles too.

[Velnees]

I think the best decision would be to throw your console out of the window

[Smooth Longsack]

^^^kill her. Can't believe i just read that.

[cjdavies]

Final Prison Break Heist, trying to evade the police helicopter, I go hit by the helicopter and the plane was smoking, it took ages to evade and I thought please do not conk out on me after all this, finally evaded, make my way to marker it slowed a bit but all ok, missed marker it's higher than thought, finally. Parachute me and leader make it, the other one hit rocks!! But survived

Edited November 9, 2015 by cjdavies

[LogScottWood]

While hosting pacific standard the second time with randoms I decided to give up on this sh*t and make some instructions through microphone so the kids know how it works. We failed miserably just as I expected. Suddenly a voice popped up, the first time I heard a gurl in an online game like GTA. I was excited and then it went out that I couldnt handle the situation anymore. I was way to nervous because the last time I spoke to a girl was months ago.

I told her that I'd like to meet her again in north chumash, because I know a well located park there after we finished the heist. She told me that I am a f*cking psychopath and left the job immediately.

 

What should I have done better?

Do you have any tips for me for the next time when I stumble on a female in online?

 

You did everything right, she's probably already spoken for. Chicks really dig guys who stumble over their words and want to meet in virtual parks online via their avatar profiles.

 

Hope this helps,

 

Log

[Alvarez]

Enter random lobby.

Hear female voice.

"Christina, is that you?"

"No, it's Rita, nice to meetcha."

Get gamecrashed with thousands of clones.

[Mottershead]

 

 

Only 400 to go.

[whywontyoulisten]

 

How often does that happen?

[BeersInsteadofGears]

One of my 'real life' best mates got his sh*t together and finally joined me on GTAO two days ago (on PS3, a little late to the party, but oh well). So he's currently level 11 with crappy guns and only a Gauntlet to his name. I'm doing missions and odd jobs in FM to help out and making sure he doesn't get caught up in anyone's crossfire....

Last night I invited him to a public lobby for the first time to experience the threat of other players and to my horror he joined the session spawning in downtown LS when I was all the way up in Paleto Bay. He was asking me "where u at" (still doesn't know how to use the radar or distinguish his friends blips ) and roaming around like a lost puppy with 2 jets circling him and a few red blips near to his location.

I naturally grab a buzzard from the Paleto Bay police station and make a direct line to my friends location on the other side of the map, anticipating a barrage of jet and homing rockets. By the time I got to LS my mate was down near Vespucci Beach so I landed quickly and picked him up, with just enough time for some random near the Vespucci skate park to get a missile lock on me whilst I took off backwards and sideways. The rocket missed and hit a tree behind me as I dipped the nose on the buzzard and returned a cheeky missile for a fluke kill.

We weren't out of danger though, the homing dude I just killed was a crew mate of one of the jets flying above LS and almost immediately I had a Lazer bogey on my ass and a dogfight erupted off the coast of the Del Perro Pier. It was awesome, my nOOb friend was shooting his crappy pistol at the jet in vain as it kept making passes trying to get an effective lock on us.

As the jet made a pass and my mate was shooting his pistol out of the passenger seat, I got a quick missile lock and blew the jet out of the sky. My mate was super stoked because he thought he shot the jet down with his pistol (I don't think he saw the missile being fired) but I didn't have the heart to tell him it was actually my Buzzard missile that made the kill.

 

If you ever see some dude shooting his pistol up at your jet thinking he's the Joker in the 1989 Batman movie shooting down the Batwing, that's my mate!

[gta_psychedelic]

Hahahaha, nice story Beers. I think a few levels ahead he'll realise that wasn't him who took the jet down, but still.