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[Business_Cat]

I had super fun yesterday on my session, the HOT PROPERTY briefcase spawned on the construction site near Mt. Chiliad. Naturally, 3/4 of all the players were racing from the city to the area. I called Merryweather for a helicopter pickup, killed the NPC pilot and flew for the construction site, overtaking all players on the ground. From the city, a Hydra was coming in fast from the city behind me. Miraculously, I didn't get blown up and the Hydra pilot flew past me, he tried to slowly vertical-land to the construction site while I chuted from helicopter. Luckily, I landed first and seeing the opportunity, I killed him with my homing launcher.

After walking 4 meters, I picked up the briefcase and 10 players were closing in my location. I frantically dialed Lester for "Off the Radar" and to my horror, it was disabled. So I phoned the mechanic for my Insurgent. I hid in the construction site, killing two guys with an auto-shotgun but I ended up dying and dropping the briefcase. When I respawned, People were slaughtering each other near the briefcase and there is only one guy left alive and I shot him dead in the back. Taking the briefcase and getting in my insurgent and RAN for my life (William Tell playing in the background). I drove from Paleto Bay to the eastern highway, southbound as fast as I can.
I expanded my map and saw 10 people were on my tail but they were so far behind that I really didn't care. Then a helicopter appeared on the minimap. To my relief it was a civilian chopper with two people on it. They chased me down the highway and the heli passenger tried to shoot me with Special Carbine to no avail (bulletproof). They were trying to fly so low to get a better shot when the helicopter crashed hard on the signboard... Goddamn that was like, Wille Coyote getting blown up! Next up was a jet. The pilot wasn't good, he tried to use the jet's missiles (which were unreliable), missed a lot of times and crashed. A few more minutes, it was over in Sandy Shores and my score was 4 minutes, the 2nd guy and 3rd guy just two seconds apiece... most fun I had in GTA.

I just want to thank the Hydra Pilot earlier for not shooting me down..otherwise, none of this would happen. ahahahaha

Edited September 18, 2015 by Severus_Bolton

[LanaSugoi]

i managed to learnt how to " trickshot " with grenade launcher , thanks to my little daniel

 

and trolled someone by making annoying phone calls . he really pissed until he's ragequit . he sent me hatemail and claimed i've been tricked by him

saying that tricking me by ignoring trolls , but i've corrected him by saying " that's more like don't feed the troll than tricking troll "

 

trolling technique credit to : skylight

[VanessaMagick]

i managed to learnt how to " trickshot " with grenade launcher , thanks to my little daniel

 

and trolled someone by making annoying phone calls . he really pissed until he's ragequit . he sent me hatemail and claimed i've been tricked by him

saying that tricking me by ignoring trolls , but i've corrected him by saying " that's more like don't feed the troll than tricking troll "

 

trolling technique credit to : skylight

 

 

Man the word "trolling" has really f*cking gone downhill...

[luisniko]

Man, I didn't realized the level of player retardation in PS4 is worse than in PS3.

I've been joining random heists and setups in the late couple of days. 4 missions out of 5 turned out failed. 3 out of 5 failed caused by parasites.

1. There was a guy doing Fleeca Scope Out. Once he's got out of his apartment, he blew the car and left. Why even bother to host, really?

2. Prison Break Bus Setup. One guy with Osiris kept trying to ram my Bifta and tried to kill another another player by pushing my car into him. However, his attempts were miserably failed and left, causing the Setup to fail. Seems like he live and spend time to be a pest.

3. Prison Break Heist. Everything went well until the pilot flying around, wasting our time, and then killed himself during the jump. Same pest.

 

 

Maybe if we split these people's head, probably we'll see a ball of sh*t instead of brains.

 

But just as usual, everytime I play this game I'll be doing something else on the side, so I didn't really feel my time was completely wasted. But still, there are other serious players' time who got wasted.

[DentureDynamite]

1. There was a guy doing Fleeca Scope Out. Once he's got out of his apartment, he blew the car and left. Why even bother to host, really?

 

May well have been trying to do the Black Heist Money Duffle Bag glitch...part of it requires you to start--and then fail--Fleeca Scope Out.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Just saw some wicked lightning on 360. The strike combined with the blue coloring lasted near 2 seconds. Very much eye candy, if only for a sec.

 

*edit. Also really enjoying 10 minute FR event intervals. 60k for a smuggler is Aces.

Edited September 18, 2015 by Semaj 2JZ♢

[hugh750]

tonight i joined the trevor heist where you have to deliver two trucks carrying drugs that was hosted by a member of my crew, we kept failing because one player kept getting killed.

after two players left and we ended up back in free roam, i was killed by a player in a jet, after i respawned i tried to shoot him down with my homing launcher but he killed me again, after i respawned a third time i killed him with my homing launcher and he killed me, after i spawned again i went into passive mode knowing i got revenge and he left me alone!

[Captain Sensib1e]

Ahhh, repeatedly slaughtering 4 jet griefers wannabees near Zancudo, making them leave the session.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PQ6335puOc

[markyhitch]

Started a gang attack near Sandy Shores when another player approached in a chopper. Instead of attacking me, he landed and joined in. We then went our separate ways and I text him to say thanks, to which he responed no problem.

 

Was nice to actually meet a helpful player for once.

[Mottershead]

Was keeping up with 1st place in the event of stealing cars, when some little level 58 scrub came up and killed me.

 

I was f*cking fuming!

 

I got the nearest car to me and stuck on a sticky. Running down this scrub was hard at first as his car wasn't a sh*tty street car like mine, but eventually he crashed (don't they all?) and BOOM!!

 

I kept up the chase on him and he eventually went to the Merryweather docks. The gang attack was his way of getting me off his back, but he'd overlooked the fact I can run him over and kill him. Tee-hee.

 

I killed him one more time after playing with him for a good 2 minutes; continually knocking him over. When he respawned he kept committing suicide by trying to blow up my car. Merrywether were doing a grand job in dispatching him as well. .... Then he left.

 

Ah well. Fun over.

[Slonitram]

 

[Shadowfennekin]

Killed a guy in my Hydra who was just standing on the beach. He fires homing missiles at me and one eventually hits somehow despite me never stopping the circle technique. He then runs off and hides in his apartment near the docks like a little bitch. Crate drop warning appears.

 

I "highlight" him for later and don't bother placing a Proxy as those never work for me. They just spawn FAR out away from the entrance if I plant any nearby

 

He then places a 9k bounty on me, I go over to a low level and stand still waiting for him to shoot. I respawn and the dude sics Mercs on me this time. Again, I just stand there until they kill me not wanting to give him his money back. Then a mugger, jokes on him I never carry money.

Eventually I mute him so he can't do anything else to me as I got sick of his harassment.

 

Crate drop 3 hours...... he comes out with about 1 hour left. I do a flyby and blow up him and his Hydra before he can get it then fly off for the crate. Grabbing it, he now catches up and I just stand there Passively giving him the Bird while wearing the Vapid shirt. Then he threw a sticky on my T20 and drove off. I get into a nearby car to trick him into thinking I'm in my car. He blew up my T20 and got another loss of money, not getting a kill either.

[Stealthflight]

About trying to obtain duffle bag glitch. I wondered how many have complained about crooked cop players going off to do their own thing, lol, not knowing why.

[Desky]

Being in the lead with catchup and slipstream enabled is scary.

 

Especially when the guy chasing you knows how to drive.

[Dondara]

So the last couple days I have been sick with a head cold and it has made me grouchy. I've been stalking the lobbies and murdering where I can. I've gotten 2 car bombings, which cost a fortune using the bait car I am using. I forgot about if you get a kill that way you are instantly out of passive. Someone was kind enough to point that out to me. I had some awesome long range .50 kills. I shot down 3 lazers with my hydra. Ok, one of them I just rammed. (I had to pee). Made more friends on new platform. So a bit over a week in it's still great. Saw my first godmode glitcher. I'm sure some others have been as well but this clown didn't bother to hide it. I emptied a mag into his head from 10 meters. I could barely see him for all the blood spraying everywhere. I stop, he gives me the thumbs up and kills me. I get over it by knowing what sh*t life a cheater has in store for them. Life is going to gangbang this little bastard and my only regret is I don't get to watch and laugh. I txtd "cheaters nvr win" he replied "I won". "Won what? GTAO? LOL loser". Whatever, the world is sh*t, a video game can't not be as well. And for you female chars out there, I continue to recommend ":)" as the reply for every single txt you get from strangers. This little leg humper let me kill him almost a dozen times and I reassured him that is was a friendly mistake just by saying ":)" . The last time, getting beat to death with a bat, there was no smiling my way out of that.

 

Rockstar support gave me $500k for losing my Dukes and my pictures. Still not happy about that. $500k, bah, I've spent more shoes. Awesome pic of my new Dukes by my friend. *muak* a tu el meu amor

Edited September 23, 2015 by Dondara

[CrysisAverted]

heist team really stinks

we can't pass even with an extra life

f*ck it

steal Lazer and kill teammate as he parachutes off cliff

have a very hardy laugh at everyone's expense

[LanaSugoi]

 

i managed to learnt how to " trickshot " with grenade launcher , thanks to my little daniel

 

and trolled someone by making annoying phone calls . he really pissed until he's ragequit . he sent me hatemail and claimed i've been tricked by him

saying that tricking me by ignoring trolls , but i've corrected him by saying " that's more like don't feed the troll than tricking troll "

 

trolling technique credit to : skylight

 

Man the word "trolling" has really f*cking gone downhill...

didn't knew that...... , i heard someone makes comment mentioning your name , seems obessed with you

 

but here is the message

Edited September 23, 2015 by LanaSugoi

[Stoakzee]

I'm up in Paleto Bay preparing for the 'most sniper kills' event when some guy comes on the mic and starts talking absolute trash! Bearing in mind there's no one else on the mic, just him talking to himself.

 

 

 

^And this is just a small part of it. I may upload the rest later on.

[Mottershead]

Does the recent update allow you to record peoples voices?

[Stoakzee]

Does the recent update allow you to record peoples voices?

Nope, this was done with a capture card.

[Pete4000uk]

Did 'under the bridge' yesterday. It was fun, especially as during the bit where you fly under the bridges that cross the flood river/huge drain I was heading north in my Mallard and about six people were heading south. I think I missed another Mallard, laser, mavrick, the aircraft based on a Cessna and the other one.

[Alvarez]

Did Titan Of a Job today with random players.

 

One among them was a troll, blowing up the truck with his Savage.

 

So he said "i love you", while circling around the damaged Titan. Two players tried as much as they could to shove the trucks remains to the side, while i tried to get the Titain of the hangar, damaging two engines and losing a propeller in a process.

Tried to takeoff, almost fell flat on the runway, with more speed, i first brought the machine in the air, the last remaining engine stuttered and failed, but i gained enough altitude to get over the hills, the engine gave me enough thrust to get through Tongway Valley to Fort Zancudo, and then to sail to the airstrip, gaining praise from my german speaking mates.

The troll then called me a noob, i laughed hearthely.

[EvilPickle12]

I found some thug wannabe people griefing a poor lvl 25, so me, being the superhero (lol no) i am i help the low lvl, ended 25-6 vs thug 1 (Lvl 170) and 34-2 vs thug 2 (lvl 96), i hear a voice, it's the thug 1 calling me a godmodder due to my KD (2.90, lvl 184), i text him: OMFG HIS KD IS 2.90 AND HE'S BETTER THAN ME, HE'S A GODMODDER, then i hear him say: This n-word is a godmodder, he suks, then he called his buddies, great, 6 vs 1, luckily they are bad too. Thug 1 tolds me to not msg him again, i reply with: But i love you, then i hear voices laughing, it's the whole lobby laughing at the thug! then Thug 1 told everyone on the lobby to stfu, they keep laughing, then, both leave.

 

Feels great to clean LS.

Edited September 24, 2015 by EvilPickle12

[Stoakzee]

I may upload the rest later on.

Part 2: Someone else comes on the mic, let battle commence!

 

 

[Sky_Light12]

I found some thug wannabe people griefing a poor lvl 25, so me, being the superhero (lol no) i am i help the low lvl, ended 25-6 vs thug 1 (Lvl 170) and 34-2 vs thug 2 (lvl 96), i hear a voice, it's the thug 1 calling me a godmodder due to my KD (2.90, lvl 184), i text him: OMFG HIS KD IS 2.90 AND HE'S BETTER THAN ME, HE'S A GODMODDER, then i hear him say: This n-word is a godmodder, he suks, then he called his buddies, great, 6 vs 1, luckily they are bad too. Thug 1 tolds me to not msg him again, i reply with: But i love you, then i hear voices laughing, it's the whole lobby laughing at the thug! then Thug 1 told everyone on the lobby to stfu, they keep laughing, then, both leave.

 

Feels great to clean LS.

insane troll approves this

[Kushology]

I can't share the story but just know I love the Savage and I'm not mad I bought it for full price, twice.

[Alvarez]

I got reported by a Rank 11 for wearing cop uniform today.

 

In Station Prep mission.

 

These Elevens...

 

 

[VanessaMagick]

 

 

i managed to learnt how to " trickshot " with grenade launcher , thanks to my little daniel

 

and trolled someone by making annoying phone calls . he really pissed until he's ragequit . he sent me hatemail and claimed i've been tricked by him

saying that tricking me by ignoring trolls , but i've corrected him by saying " that's more like don't feed the troll than tricking troll "

 

trolling technique credit to : skylight

 

Man the word "trolling" has really f*cking gone downhill...

didn't knew that...... , i heard someone makes comment mentioning your name , seems obessed with you

 

Uh... you want to run that by me one more time?

[Heysuse]

 

1. There was a guy doing Fleeca Scope Out. Once he's got out of his apartment, he blew the car and left. Why even bother to host, really?

May well have been trying to do the Black Heist Money Duffle Bag glitch...part of it requires you to start--and then fail--Fleeca Scope Out.

 

So about this...care to share.I've been longing and trying to create my own attempts at it..but you only have the bag in the actual bank robbery and not the scope out.. [ps3]

[hugh750]

tonight i swear i ran into a noob!

i went to the central lsc to sell a car and when i came out and went into passive mode (because i saw a player in a car waiting there.

after i went into passive mode i ran to the spot near the central lsc that has a tree, they player tried twice to ether knock me off or jump the curb and hit (he or she failed both times).

after that i just laughed it off.

you gotta love noobs!