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[Semaj 2JZ♢]

I was just in a lobby with this kid, he sounded really young and he was mumbling to himself over the mic for ages but then he started shouting my username over and over again, so I check my map and he's coming towards me so I stop and wait. He's dressed as a cop on a police motorcycle and tells me I'm under arrest because I've been driving on the wrong side of the road (I was also driving a stolen Baller but he didn't mention that). So I figured I'd just play along and so I get out of the car. He beat me to death with the night stick, announced that "JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED" and then left.

Ahahahaha , that nigga was hard-core, shame on you for driving on the wrong side of the road. This ain't Europe. Lol, also, kudos to you for playing along.

[Heysuse]

Just in: I tried joining a friend's lobby,and it seems that I've loaded into single player,with my online character?! I'm stuck in my apartment garage,none of my vehicles are here I can't leave out via garage door,elevator opens and closes when I enter and exit.never seen this b4 so I'm just hanging out...

[whywontyoulisten]

Just in: I tried joining a friend's lobby,and it seems that I've loaded into single player,with my online character?! I'm stuck in my apartment garage,none of my vehicles are here I can't leave out via garage door,elevator opens and closes when I enter and exit.never seen this b4 so I'm just hanging out...

It's great fun. Lots of single player vehicles, animals, access to garages and interiors, flyable 747s at the airport, and for some reason you are invisible to cops (they still get called, but zoom past you). No cable car though, which is a shame. Didn't think to look for blimps. When it happened to me, I also had all my weapons.

 

Edit: Just re-read this and noticed you were trapped in your garage. Gutted - I was just leaving Ammu-Nation at Sandy Shores when it happened. My PV disappeared before my eyes and I was suddenly surrounded by chickens.

Edited September 10, 2015 by whywontyoulisten

[REXX]

Played as my secondary character, Alexa today. Ranked her up to 132. Purchased two new motorcycles for her (Carbon RS and a Nemesis). I also bought her an $80.000 Baller (2013 model). For the first time in months, I did some contact missions with randoms. Luckily they were low ranks, so yeah, no griefing. Played missions for about two hours with the same guy and he went from rank 6 to 23. I mostly played high rank missions such as Stocks and Scares and Cleaning the Cathouse to help him rank up. Got a friend request from him after 2 hours of non-stop missions along with a message saying my character is sexy. Thanked him and went off to do my daily objectives. 3000RP and $25.000 later I decided to play the Deathmatch "Pavilion" for a while. The guy who I had been doing missions with joined. Didn't really want to kill him on his own as nobody else joined. So it was me vs him, I went easy on him, only using the Pistol .50. Still managed to kill him. 10 kills and 0 deaths later, the Deathmatch ended. I decided to switch to my main character Rexx and apparently loaded straight into the same session. Then got a message from the guy saying that he thought I was a girl. I said that I have two characters. He calls me a wierdo and runs me over with his Asterope. He doesn't kill me. I get back up and spray him and his Asterope with the Sweeper. I kill him, he leaves and unfriends me Damn, bastard... help him rank up a lot and turns on me! At the end of the day, he deserved them 10 kills during the Deathmatch Plus the Sweeper kill too!

[hugh750]

i was a witness to a crime in gtao tonight.

tonight after collecting a bounty that i placed on another player, i was a witness to a brutal crime i saw the cops in los santos do to a innocent female npc driver, they pulled her out of her car and shot her (as far as i know she didn't do anything to deserve it).

[Stoakzee]

Join session and hear 2 guys on the mic repeatedly killing a low rank.

Grab my Savage and go off radar.

Kill them 2 or 3 times before I crash.

Once on the ground I snipe them multiple times but i'm a "Pussy" because i'm on a roof.

Someone jumps on the mic claiming to be me.

When one of them finally manages to kill me they claim i'm in "God mode"....err...okay.

Apparently they report me to R*.

Every time I go off radar I get called a "Pussy" and they switch to passive...

They both start chasing me in a armoured Kuruma, I head into the underground sewers but they didn't notice.

I stop so it looks like i'm in the middle of the road on the map.

They approach..."Get him, get him...where is he...get him".

I stay down there for 10 or so minutes laughing my head off at their stupidity.

"He's got to be on the roof.....Probably in some glitch"

Finally they work out where I am so I go off radar..."Oh look off the radar again, unbelievable what a pussy".

I head to the mine hoping they will folllow but they don't.

Head back into the city and go off radar again....they both leave.

[The Gator]

People in wallbreaches crack me up.

 

Finished Humane Labs with some friends, we leave the strip club and I notice there's some bounty nearby. As I get closer to the bounty I realize they're in the wallbreach by the police station, so one friend and I approach in passive, he blows up my Kuruma after I get out. I call in a T20 but when I bring that up he doesn't seem so eager to use explosives. I manage to get into the wallbreach in passive and since the guy knows what I'm about to do, he jumps off to spawn outside.

 

I send him an in-game message saying "scrub", and he messages back "stay mad pleb" (while in passive, now that he's out of his wallbreach and somebody killed him for the bounty). I reply with "okay brony", and I guess I hit a nerve because from that point on he just remained in passive and ran away from me and the other people that were chasing him down.

[Stoakzee]

^What makes me laugh is that R* will close the the back doors of the police station but not do anything about the wall breach literally right next to it.

[hugh750]

today after doing another player's heist i spawned near the rockford hills area and i saw another player's pv.

i got in the pv, then i got a devious idea of using it as a getaway vehicle while i robbed a 24/7 store with hopes that the pv would get impounded if i got killed.

it didn't, the owner kicked me out of it!

Edited September 10, 2015 by hugh750

[MyNameJeff]

Went out for a photoshoot by the beach in my crew zebtorno. Some random guy in a pig mask rides by on a bmx and poses.

From there, our friendship began. We exchanged random actions like saluting, thumbs up and even the air synth before getting in my zentorno and driving to the fair. On the way another random flew by in a buzzard, only he wasn't so friendly and blew up my zentorno. Thus, I called in my Insurgent to prevent further attacks and continued driving to the fair. In an event to try and get my new friend in my car, he accidently held down triangle and threw me out of the Insurgent, driving off without me.
After a lonely roller coaster (as he was cruising in my insurgent) I was reunited with my piggy friend. He ran over a few pedestrians which led the police to target us. In an event to try and escape the said police, my friend got my insurgent stuck underwater. He left the game after paying the 16k it cost to repair my car while I sunk to the bottom of the ocean in my insurgent, using 2 rebreathers to do so. I must say, Gta V's seaweed is very detailed.

[VanessaMagick]

Went out for a photoshoot by the beach in my crew zebtorno. Some random guy in a pig mask rides by on a bmx and poses.

From there, our friendship began. We exchanged random actions like saluting, thumbs up and even the air synth before getting in my zentorno and driving to the fair. On the way another random flew by in a buzzard, only he wasn't so friendly and blew up my zentorno. Thus, I called in my Insurgent to prevent further attacks and continued driving to the fair. In an event to try and get my new friend in my car, he accidently held down triangle and threw me out of the Insurgent, driving off without me.

After a lonely roller coaster (as he was cruising in my insurgent) I was reunited with my piggy friend. He ran over a few pedestrians which led the police to target us. In an event to try and escape the said police, my friend got my insurgent stuck underwater. He left the game after paying the 16k it cost to repair my car while I sunk to the bottom of the ocean in my insurgent, using 2 rebreathers to do so. I must say, Gta V's seaweed is very detailed.

 

I know you don't particularly care but that car looks disgusting.

[ColwellAFC]

I know this isn't the best place to ask but can anyone help me getting everything Los santos has to offer by getting in my Titan. Add me on ps4 "ColwellAFC"

[Kaiju Blue]

Greatest spawn point in history.

It exploded as soon as I got in.

[Leroy Jethro Gibbs]

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A few nice moments with some friends.

[Modojo]

Played Roger's scrapyard with a few randoms. I decided to call pegasus to send in my savage. I also decided to use kb+m to attempt flying at the time. Crashed into some poles while npcs penetrate their bullets into my savage until it started smoking. Once we got the coke, I offered my services to pick them up so we could arrive at Gerald's apartment early. As I rise up, my propellers slowly gave up, roughly landing us into the ground.

 

I get out of the savage, shoot one bullet at the savage and it explodes. I died.

Edited September 14, 2015 by Modojo

[VanessaMagick]

Greatest spawn point in history.

It exploded as soon as I got in.

 

Looks like you're sitting comfortably in the POLE POSITION to me!

[VanessaMagick]

Anyway, right yes, my story.

 

I was a little bored today. Just a bit. Wasn't having too much success with missions and Heists and all that instruction following. I figured I could make my own fun.

 

So, I went to Fort Zancudo, turned off cops for three minutes and entered the guard tower. You guys know you can enter that big tall building in Fort Zancudo? And climb all the way to the top? There's a crows nest, a little office, a classroom... it's got it all. So I climbed up, all the way up to the little office, and I sent a completely random player a message. I told him I was being held prisoner in Fort Zancudo, and that I needed help.

 

I was expecting to be ignored or at the very most get a "lol wtf" message response. Instead, the guy, who's name was Ghost, simply said "omw" and took off up the map to FZ. I waited patiently, pacing back and forth in my room while I waited for him to make his daring move. I had no weapons, or at least I pretended I didn't for roleplaying purposes. Same reason I was pretending that the door was locked from the outside.

 

An hour passed before I heard Ghost climbing the stairs of the guard tower, fighting his way through the San Andreas military. I was expecting a wanker in shorts and a singlet, maybe a bulletproof helmet if I'm lucky.

 

Instead, Ghost entered, a Samuel L. Jackson looking badass. He was bald, his skin that of dark chocolate, wearing combat pants, boots, a baggy hoodie and a pair of dark tinted aviator glasses. He was already splattered in blood, presumably not his, and he clutched a pump-action shotgun in his hands. He threw me a pistol... or at least dropped one on the floor in front of me, which I scrambled to pick up, turned around and slowly started to head out. I followed him, lagging a little bit behind as I was already tired from my imprisonment, and we fought our way down the tower, shotgun and pistol alike blazing a path out of Fort Zancudo.

 

He hopped on his sleek, black motorbike - myself joining him as he took off across the runways, dodging bullets and cannon rounds like a pro before stopping next to a Buzzard. Figures that he'd be a pilot as well. He jumped into the pilot seat and I jumped into the back of the aircraft, taking off seconds before a cannon round exploded the pavement where we were just parked. And then we were airborne, being chased by helicopters and jets from the base but faster than both of them, hurtling towards the city in a piece of scrap metal being driven by a complete stranger who just happened to be in the server.

 

By the time the distant sirens stopped and he gently took the chopper down to a gentle stop in Mirror Park, it was dawn, the morning sun rising steadily on the other side of Los Santos and casting the city in a bright, hopeful orange glow. I thanked Ghost and gave him all the money I had on me - $9000 from an earlier bounty I had survived. Clutching my chest to keep warm while I waited for my taxi to arrive, Ghost gave me a nod and once more took to the skies, flying off into the sunrise.

 

 

TL;DR holy sh*t this game can be f*cking awesome if you're creative enough

[Dondara]

So, I got my PS4 Friday ...I am not sure where to start. First, complaints since there are some things that pretty rockstarred up. Had a hell of a time getting into same lobbies with friends more than a few times. PS4 controller batteries suck and I think mine has some kind of connection problem. No biggie, they will send me a new one. And my dailys never reset. So 25 days lost. Rockstar you, R*. I am now using 'Rockstar' in place of all expletives.

 

The good parts? OMFG the detail is stunning and I like the controller shape much better. I did also buy a new TV so it shares some credit with what I am seeing. It took no time to find my crewmates. I exit my apt and there is 6 of them waiting. I thought they were going to jump me in or something. We killed some scrubs for awhile then went on some adventures. Towards the end of the evening, we were playing missions. With 3 of us left, somebody chose "Stocks". Ugh, ok, lets go. Did pretty good but I was only one who made it up the stairs. The mercs were kind enough not to attack me while I was hacking. I thought about suicide but I was the FNG so I had something to prove. Incredibly, and for me I mean that, I finished it. Figured try and fail looks better than being a quitter. I am usually pretty good about sitting back and learning how things are done. I guess in you can't drive through fence near Flight School. We were doing LS Connection and I was laughing at them for using the dumpster ramp. I was doing it solo later and rammed that fence a few times then figured out why. Noted. My char turned out pretty good. I thought she looked too stern but I kinda like it. I was so sleep deprived, I bought the gold jet so we could celebrate. Ha, I rockstarred up on that but whatever, just money. The black and white look is already gone. I was too tired to sort out makeup so I went the easy route

 

It was kind of a moment as my friend and I were standing there watching crew run around punching each other, taking pictures and shooting flares. I said, "We're going to be happy here." It is an adjustment and I already miss many friends back on the PS3 but 3 more should be joining very shortly. It isn't like a new game but it ain't bad. I'll be getting my Miss LS portfolio ready for 2016. *muak*

Edited September 15, 2015 by Dondara

[Rykjeklut]

I was winning the fastest speed challenge by a long shot, when all the other players "left" and it was cancelled. Motherplucker

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

The stories have all gone downhill since being moved to the Gameplay subsection...

[REXX]

Absolutely hyped with the editor! Learned quickly and its fairly straight foward to use. Anyway, started working on my mini film project called REXX. The idea is to show my character, Rexx's backstory and how he became who he is now. I'll also be doing my own voice over in an american accent (yep, I'm good at accents). Basically it'll be Rexx explaining his backstory in third person. For now though, here's the promotional shot of the mini film

 

[hugh750]

today i've finally got enough virtual cash to buy the cheapest high end apartment, (i had one previously but i moved to paleto bay to get away from the warzones), i completed the fleeca setup with a level 4 noob, after we delivered the armored car, the noob decided to start punching me so i shot him.

[Sky_Light12]

another job done . while indeed my hiring status was unavailable , i helped the leader which he claimed he haven't finished pacific standard before

 

cha ching

[----------------------]

Someone stickied my car as I came out of my garage, and then fled before I could even spawn. As I'm trying to find him, the "King of the Hill" event starts, so I head down to the beach, where it's at, and sure enough, he's there.

 

So I go to the alley behind the mask shop, climb up onto the roof and pull out my Heavy Sniper. Oh what fun I had.

[VanessaMagick]

This is a less of a story, and more of a bragging post. But four guys, FOUR, all of them with the same Crew tag, just rocked up where I was standing and tried to gun me down.

 

Four dead bodies later I walked away almost entirely unscathed.

 

Damn, guys. Get some practice at the shooting gallery.

[gta007]

I've never had any luck with making friends. Every time I am in a public lobby, I always go passive till I quit. Well I started flying planes and it happened to be the Titan. Soon, a helicopter and another titan showed up to join my flight. We flew around the map for a bit until I decided to try and fly upside down. Boom. I went back to the airport to try again, and we all got into a Luxor this time. We flew over the military base with the intent of taking it over. Needless to say, I was the only one to make it to the tower. Another dude showed up to hangout I suppose. He was very cool. All of us, ended up taking a helicopter ride in his Valkyrie. Shame, that I had to quit, but overall one of those nights you will remember.

[The Gator]

Got called a modder in a public lobby again. Nothing new.

 

Apparently rank 400+ is unbelievable

[hugh750]

about 3 or 4 days ago i was being chased by cops in blaine county i was driving my oracle xs at top speed, when i lost the cops i found my way to route 68 when i noticed a fellow player standing in the road, i thought easy kill maybe he's afk, i hit him then i seen him get up so i back up and him again, when got up again i got out of my car i shot him, a minute later he sends me a message saying "f*ck u".

don't stand in the road!!

[VanessaMagick]

I killed an afk guy and he got mad

 

wow thrilling story bro

[CrysisAverted]

I'm so slick