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Whys is this thread so dead now?

Probably because the moderators moved it to the gameplay section where less members browse.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

 

Whys is this thread so dead now?

Probably because the moderators moved it to the gameplay section where less members browse.This.

[Shadowfennekin]

I decided to fly around in my Hydra and "grief" four players who cornered me, shot me a few times, then ran off. After I killed them too many times to count total I head back to LS as I accidentally scraped the sand blowing up a Hydra they tried to spawn.

I head toward main LSC as it's time to sell a car and a pure red dot jet comes racing towards me and I bail immediately as my engine was already starting to spark.

The owner of that jet then hovers and messages "Pussy"

 

I told him to come down and fight with guns if he thinks I'm so scared, and...... seconds later he left.

[FrugalDangerMan]

Joined a random group of players for Stocks and Scares. Two were on mic and talking back and forth.

 

I was using my second character, low 50s but I've soloed this mission so often I could do it in my sleep.

 

We work our way up to the first locked door and Mr. Im level 125 and know it all jumps in to hack it...

 

...

 

...

 

...exit out. Log in again...

 

...

 

...

 

...2 minutes later the door opens and we take out the goons in the office. And true to form Level 125 rushes the safe to crack it...

 

...

 

...

 

...other team members are still slaughtering Merryweather as they never stop spawning. I'm keeping an eye out, not being forcefull or pestering 125 while he continues to fiddle with the safe...

 

...

 

...

 

...exits out and over the mic says "Fine . I'll let this f**king c*ck bugging around me try to open the damn thing"

 

I access the safe and open it in less than 30 seconds, grab the case and run down to my Karuma where player 3 and 4 are taking refuge. I hop in the back seat and while 3 drives us out to the drop off I send an SMS to 125:

 

"This fing c*ck cracked the safe in 30 sec. Get bent."

 

I decided not to play any more missions with them after that.

Edited August 27, 2015 by PNutterSammich

[Dondara]

Well, no one can be arsed to do any heists. Can't say I blame them, I don't think I have one mate who has less than $50mil. So it was racing and missions instead. Missions now are kill races with everybody rushing to get the most kills. We just played forever it seemed. We even got some of the "disabled" missions to load, like Coveted, Coasting, Factory Closing and another that I had never even seen before. a 4 player only job with RV's you had to steal. We have had that happen a few times. Hit refresh when doing missions and Coveted would appear, play that and the others load. Try using a tank for crime scenester and NOT blowing up the money. We all talked about our pending move to the PS4. Because, seriously, if my friend isn't going to, screw it. I got other toys I could buy. I have to upgrade my TV too. Sad old 720p plasma ain't going to cut it anymore. So I am looking at more than $1200. I am not going to get a >$750 tv just to play games on.

 

Daily gross: about $600k <-Yep, about $100k/hr just horsing around.

Day 11 of dailys done as well. I want that achievement!

And for some reason, I bought a Stinger GT. It looks good in that #6 position.

[RDH1983]

Was in a bad sport lobby by myself..

 

Went to go sell a baller at LSC and saw a fully modded orange benefactor schwartzer driven by an NPC.

 

Got out and drove it and even had turbo.

 

Couldn't sell it at LSC and then tried to put in my garage and said it had a tracker on it.

 

On x360.. anyone had this happen before?

[REXX]

Today, I decided to do a few of my own races solo with my Progen T20, wanted to up my driving skills with it a little (T20 and Oracle are probably the only cars I drive really well). Made about $100.000 and ranked up to 328 by playing my races. Then went for a long relaxing cruise with my T20 around San Andreas. Before I called it a day, I took a snap in Richman with my T20

 

[mmm chocolate]

been away from home for a month and a half now.

 

all I want to do is get home and finish some more damn awards.

 

i only really missed out on the double payouts so far, which wasn't so bad cuz i still have over 10mill from the criminal mastermind challenge.

 

 

[Dondara]

My weekend screwed by having to work Saturday. I had done 2 easy Dailys early that morning and even jumped into FR with some crew for my "kill 20 player" objective. It's always fun when crew is ruining the lobby. We kicked the twat in the invisible jet. He didn't like my 'Hey Wonder Woman, go f*ck yourself" comment. So off to work. My phone blowing up with "WTF are you?" msgs on PSN. I get home and everybody was wore out. We played various jobs and tried to get heist going but I was wiped from work so we bailed. Sunday was fun. We ran wild for a bit. Got some hilarious kills. No children asking for cash oddly. This lobby was 100% warzone so maybe the beggars didn't hang around. Did bunches of jobs and the PS heist near the end of the day. Played with one of the newer crewmates and one of her friends who was quite the golfer and competent at heisting. We ended up doing some missions till I was dozing off. I sent her a crew invite, she would be a great crewmate. We'll see. Work today but I have Tues off as it's the opening of Dove season. So an early night tonight since I have to get up at 3am to get to the fields. Should be done cleaning doves and home by 9am. Everybody loves my dove kabobs

 

Total weekend gross: Yeah, wasn't watching closely and been slacking about banking money. I think I had about $3mil in my pocket. Let's say $900k

Still on track for dailys at 16 days done. Just hope I don't get glitched on that. I will get that 28 day achievement or rat farts

 

 

Edited August 31, 2015 by Dondara

[Shadowfennekin]

After rage quitting on a PB Bus I respawned in Free Roam and grabbed a Luxor that was parked at Sandy Shores. I flew back to Los Santos and saw a batch of attack choppers chasing some seasharks.

 

I requested my Hydra and after making sure it spawned beneath me, I bailed into the water and climbed aboard. Activating the cannons so they won't hear me sneaking up. I then request Offradar and blow them both up. Then I see a tank nearby at the spawn point by the pier. I land down and plant 5 stickies and suicide bomb into that tank, taking him out.

 

After activating Passive since I know the beach has a lot of sh*t respawns I see one of the choppers is chasing the boats again, I go grab my Hydra again and simply lock on...... three kills. I check the names of the boaters and see 2/3 of them are buckets. I then blow two up with my cannon and keep trying to blow up the third, I see the explosion hitting the boat but it wasn't doing anything. We eventually got far out to sea and his shooting made my Hydra die and I sank. I got out and swam up, seeing him flee and not bother trying to kill me. I refused to drown myself or use the cowardly "Easy way out" so I paid Merryweather to come get me.

As I was climbing up onto their boat, the guy came back and shot the Merryweather guy thinking it was me. I then got a headshot and saw the Calvary was coming. The Savage and several sea sharks were headed my way. I got the homing launcher out and took out the Savage first then switched to my Special Carbine and blasted the boat drivers as they approached. One guy had bailed out of the Savage and tried to sneak up on me but I caught him and killed him as well.

 

The battle soon moved to LSIA and I beached the boat, jacked a car by LSC and climbed to the top of the building by the helipads. Placing a Proxy by each door just in case, I start sniping pilots out of their attack choppers as they try to attack the ground people. One was even stupid enough to fly right by where I could autoaim onto him.

A cop had walked into a Proxy though so I got three stars, I was getting hungry anyways so I just jumped off and splat onto the ground before leaving the session after I respawned.

 

That was a fun session. I haven't had a blast in Free Roam like that for quite some time.

[REXX]

Played some flight school lessons with my main character Rexx today. Been a while since I had done a few lessons there. Later I completed my daily objectives. After half an hour or so cruising in my T20 I decided to hop into the Creator and create a capture job. Created and published the job then decided to head back into freeroam. Ranked up to 333 after doing a few missions and winning a match of Besras vs Rpg. Then decided to play with my second character Alexa. Did some offroading with her Enduro around Mt. Gordo and found an excellent sniping spot, great for camping. Took a snap at the spot during sunset.

 

[Dondara]

Got my dailys done (Thanks Baz), played a bunch of missions, did fleeca because there wasn't enough crew on to ask. I have so many old world friends that are done by 4pm my time it's tough sometimes. I am currently 14.3 levels away from 500. All that 2x RP stuff made the 400's fly by. Now, it seems the 2x events made more people leave than anything else. And some people leave for other reasons. And some will be returning soon, I hope.

 

Miss you tons sis *muak*

[markyhitch]

Chased a bounty holder round the city in my hydra and failed to get him.

 

He messaged me "You can do better" to which I replied, "Well played, you win."

 

He then offered to let me kill him for the bounty in return for friendship. I declined but he sent a friend request anyway. I'm reluctant to make friends on this game as it generally ends in tears but who knows?

[whywontyoulisten]

Was messing around with a Cargobob at the airport today, in the middle of utter chaos, with players and cops charging all over the place. I was trying to pick up a cop car when some others off to the side blew up and launched the one I was aiming for straight onto my hook. It wasn't that great a distance, but still impressive.

[Bnd]

http://youtu.be/P7N2t2aZBYA

[Stoakzee]

I was playing Rockets v Insurgents earlier today when someone grabbed this tank from a roof of a nearby building...

[Sky_Light12]

" besra unarmed combat " training

 

Talons ( using landing gears )

 

 

 

 

 

rudder bisection ( using rudder )

 

 

 

 

 

divebomb

 

 

 

 

Edited September 4, 2015 by Sky_Light12

[Dondara]

So these 2 kids are talking crap to each other. A couple of the insults traded were funny. One of them said the other was 5 yrs old and he got mad about that. I had to jump in, i asked how old, he said 13 proudly. So i asked him if he was masturbating daily yet or just occasionally. That is when you find just how many people are listening. Must have been a doz people laughing. he said something about his 5 incher. I was said, "I am going to stop you there. If that is an accurate measurement, don't ever say it again." more laughter. Now he wants to throw down. He hasn't figured out who is saying all this to him so I tell him my nickname. So all the hacker stuff starts (I'm lvl 480 something) And he changes his tune. Asks about money. I tell him it's just fake game money, he can't use it to get a penis enlargment. He didn't like that but smells cash so he lets it go. I say fine, meet me at LSC and I can edit some cars so he can get some cash for them. I told him the best i can get is about $900k for a car, sorry it's not more (LOL). I make him steal anything, bring it to me and I get the ign bomb installed, exit LSC and say, there should get about $900k for that. He gets in, boom. OMG., I am so sorry. The value for bomb is in that section. Sorry, crap, we need another car. I blew him up 3 more times before he started to believe everybody who was saying I was just trolling him. I denied it till he left then told the lobby that they were rats and I was going to steal all their stuff next time I see them.

 

If you are looking for the trust no one tattoo, I recommend that method. Greed overcomes common sense about 97% of the time. And honestly, I just like hearing children cry at the perceived injustice of it all.

Edited September 4, 2015 by Dondara

[tamdunk]

Was doing the EMP heist mission and decided to take my sweet new stallion for the ride to the dinghy. One of the other guys on the heist had taken his insurgent, and we were basically slamming into each other all the way along. I beat him to the dinghy, but he rammed my stallion into the sea, so I jumped out the dinghy, stole his insurgent and managed to drive it into the sea before he was able to kick me out.

 

We all had a good laugh about it on the way to the carrier.

[REXX]

Today did a few races of my own because of the double $ and RP. Did some cruising in freeroam with my T20 and then went on to do some rallying

 

[VanessaMagick]

A small excerpt from a skype chat between myself and a friend of mine.

[7:17:40 PM] Vanessa: f*ck me

[7:17:54 PM] Vanessa: these guys on GTA just pulled off this big co-ordinated attack on me

[7:18:08 PM] Vanessa: I'm not even mad, just impressed by the sheer audacity of it

[7:18:28 PM] Vanessa: I was chilling on an island off the coast. one guy rocks up, fires rockets at me in a jet

[7:18:39 PM] Vanessa: I get a lock on with my rocket launcher and fire back at him

[7:18:57 PM] Vanessa: his rockets hit me, and he pops passive mode right before my rockets hit him

[7:19:34 PM] Vanessa: he jumps out, staying in passive mode so I can't kill him, and then his friend (also in passive mode) lands a chopper on the island

[7:19:49 PM] Vanessa: he pops out of passive, shotguns me before I can react, jumps in the chopper and flies away

[7:20:20 PM] Vanessa: I mean I think using passive mode to kill people while being invincible is irritating as f*ck but I'm legitimately not even annoyed. they did ALL that work for a $1000 bounty

[Kushology]

 

 

 

 

[whywontyoulisten]

That reminds me of the time I hit a freeway sign and did a complete backflip in the Savage and somehow survived.

[whywontyoulisten]

I just climbed to the top of the El Burro Heights water tower, and was surprised to find an NPC standing up there. She turns to me and exclaims "Increíble, increíble!", accompanied by extravagant gestures, and receives a baseball bat to the face. "Dios mío!", is the sound that comes floating up from the ground after she hits the floor inches away from another NPC, who, after the initial shock, continues to enjoy her cigarette.

 

This series of events results in the arrival of a large number of cops, whose boots I can hear on the ladder, but my wanted level disappears before they can make it to the top. Cue all the cops trading their personalities for those of frightened civilians; much screaming and running away follows, leaving a sea of abandoned Cruisers for me to enjoy.

[VanessaMagick]

Was chilling at the waterfall at Two Hoots and some guy rocks up in passive mode. He pops out of passive and pulls out a minigun.. and I shotgun his head off because he's not fast enough. He then chases me across the map in a helicopter, puts a bounty on my head, sends mercenaries after me, sends a mugger after me, and sent me this message:

 

 

Bad Move Bro!! u dont know who u f*cked with. now you have to deal with it!

 

 

Guys, I'm terrified.

[DontTry2Hard]

Just finished the final heist with 3 ransoms. 1 attempt. We all took the motorcycles. We all took different paths. We all made it.

 

Never happened to me before. No one said a word. Just took our money and went on with our business.

[MyNameJeff]

Once upon a time (totally not 10 minutes before I posted this), I went afk in a gta lobby. Little did I know it was modded.

10 minutes passed and to my surprise I returned to a giant yellow christmas ornament in my room. That was me.

I retreated to snapmatic and looked at my face.

Well, my old username on some website used to be telivisionhead so the name kinda suits me, besides the fact there is an alien rock/melon on my face too...

[VanessaMagick]

Once upon a time (totally not 10 minutes before I posted this), I went afk in a gta lobby. Little did I know it was modded.

 

10 minutes passed and to my surprise I returned to a giant yellow christmas ornament in my room. That was me.

 

I retreated to snapmatic and looked at my face.

Well, my old username on some website used to be telivisionhead so the name kinda suits me, besides the fact there is an alien rock/melon on my face too...

 

Yeah, that's the alien egg.

[derpstick]

Sooo the other day, I was flying MY swift, I landed at Sandy Shores, no big deal. No warning about Pegasus taking the heli back, but I was forced out of it (getting out of it myself without hitting a button) and then I jumped into the air at about a 70 degree angle about 10 feet high landing on my head and thus committing suicide. The jump wasn't fast as if someone was invisible and hit me, but more as if I actually did it myself.

 

On the topic of modders, trying to the EMP heist last night when one pilot spawned the blue and white 747 and ran right into it...and then a BMX right in front of the Valkyrie while flying...sh*%'s totally obnoxious.

[Slicing Up Eyeballs]

I was just in a lobby with this kid, he sounded really young and he was mumbling to himself over the mic for ages but then he started shouting my username over and over again, so I check my map and he's coming towards me so I stop and wait. He's dressed as a cop on a police motorcycle and tells me I'm under arrest because I've been driving on the wrong side of the road (I was also driving a stolen Baller but he didn't mention that). So I figured I'd just play along and so I get out of the car. He beat me to death with the night stick, announced that "JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED" and then left.