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[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Was this unpinned?

Moved from the Online section to Gameplay, for whatever reason.

[whywontyoulisten]

Was in Sandy Shores when a Smuggler Plane appeared, so drove to the airfield, only to find another player standing by the spawned Annihilator. He procedes to fire an RPG at my Osiris, killing me, destroying the car, and paying the insurance. By the time I get back to the airfield, he's already taken off after the smuggler, so I grab a car and chase after him on the ground, to see if I can get that "last shot" claim, but I never get close enough:

 

"The Smuggler Plane has crashed" - So he's down $24k for my insurance, and he didn't even get the kill. Chortle.

[Rt001]

So last night I completed the Insurgent setup mission for humane labs and I spawned at the place where you drop them off next to my kuruma in free roam. I went AFK for about 5 minutes while I helped a family member, when I came back I found some random (a fellow crew member no less) lifting my kuruma into the sky with a cargobob. As he flies away with my car I lock on with the homing launcher.

 

I had no idea the cargobob could tank rockets like a champ, when the first rocket hit he dropped my kuruma into the lake, he bails from the chopper after the second rocket hits. He lands in the water near the opposite shore, I can barely see him on my scope but he dives underwater to avoid me. He resurfaces on the opposite shore but he's too far away to see. He calls for a helicopter pickup and flies away into the city. I wasn't going to take this sitting down.

 

I called Mors and got my kuruma back, and got on the nearest freeway, I was heading to the military base, you all know why. I call Lester and pay off the cops to ignore me. I make it in and steal a jet. As soon as I reached the city limits I went off the radar so he doesn't see me until its too late. He's still in a helicopter. I find him next to the Maze Bank building in another cargobob with a tank in tow. It was easy enough to shoot him down with the main cannon.

 

Over the next 20 or so minutes I made strafing runs between buildings exacting my payback for dropping my car into a lake. He called in about 3 tanks but they were easy enough to destroy, and he homing missiles hit nothing but the air around him. The stray bullets from cops were beginning to take their toll so I flew the jet back to the base, as the jet forced itself off, I bailed and grabbed another one. When I made it back to the city he called in yet another tank, he was making it too easy. Destroyed.

 

Finally comes the straw that breaks the camels back. He goes off radar. I fly near the city in circles waiting for him to reappear. When he does, I see a new icon representing him, another jet, he called in a Hydra. I fly in his direction in anticipation of a dogfight. What I found was someone unfamiliar with jet warfare. He was in hover mode desperately trying to aim his main cannons at me as I flew closer. He was too high up and I was too low to be hit, I bank upwards, and take him out from below with my own cannons, the enemy jet exploding just over my head as I avoid the wreckage. He spawns in once more. Then he leaves the session. Moral of the story; don't drop my f*cking car in a lake.

[Shadowfennekin]

Damn..... I went to Mors Mutual to pick up my T20 after trapping somebody inside the nearby Ammunation with it(They blew it up to get out haha) a tank came and kept trying to kill me despite me being Passive. He blew up my T20 so many times he got "Dirty player" status, just for kicks I reported him and he became a Bad Sport.

[Stoakzee]

Everybody else is dressed for the clubs....whilst i'm here gearing up for a heist...

 

[ciel]

I steal a car off the street because my car got impounded. I see a white blip follow me, I check the player out and he's a rank 4. I go to collect my PV and before I pay the fee (yes I actually pay, its only 250 come on) and he speeds upto me, hitting me into the air. Somehow I'm still alive, then I get my grenade launcher and blow him up. He requests a one on one DM, I accept. Kill him 5 times in two minutes, then he left the session.

 

I must have looked like a dick picking on a rank 4.

[Smesi]

This was probably the worst day in my GTAO "Career"

Chapter 1 : "Calm before the sh*tstorm"

So i started grinding Humane labs for some Cash,already completed all the Setups and Finales twice now,but most people give 15%,which is enough for me,but i would like 20%,or 55%.
So,today,i started hosting Humane Labs,just becuase.

I Looked for some Free agents to play with,i send them a Friend request,but nobody accepted,Except one Guy.
I send him a PM saying

We´re playing with randoms becuase nobody wants 20% for some reason

He didnt really respond so im guessing he didnt give a sh*t.

 

Chapter 2 : "The sh*tstorm"

 

Attempt #1 : Game Frooze

Attempt #2 : Game Frooze AGAIN

Attempt #3 : Game Frooze AGAIN... AGAIN

 

Attempt #4: HOLY sh*t IM ACTUALLY PLAYING THE GAME

 

It was me,Some other guy and 2 randoms.

 

Humane labs - Key Cards (or codes or whatever the f*ck theyre called)

 

The random guy went in his Zentorno and but the rest went in my Kuruma.

Everything went well,the guards went to their lookout locations and sh*t.

 

BUT

 

Some cocksnob shot a Flare at a pedestrian and guess what

 

"SETUP FAIILED : The guard f*cked up" or something like that

 

RESTART

 

Same thing,Guy in a Zentorno,3 Guys in my Kuruma.

 

In the 2nd try,everything went well,the guy that shot the flare calmed down and sh*t,after that,Karen (AKA The girl that tried to put a Flashlight up in the Azerbaijani Guy´s ass without lube,also Niko´s girlfriend in IV) Came in the Normal Black Zion.like always,we talked sh*t and later the FIB Came and ruined the party,Of course,if you played This setup you already know this sh*t but whatever.

 

Everything went well,i got the keycodes and sh*t,went into my apartment until this happens

 

"Idiot42324 Committed Suicide"

 

"SETUP FAILED : THAT GUY DIED"

 

I was literally a meters away from my apartment,then the same guy that died quit.

 

10/10

 

After this i gave up and i send the guy that was a free agent that i gave up and i apologized for wasting his time.

 

CHAPTER 3 : "THE RETURN"

 

Half hour later,i got 2 friend request for the same thing,Humane labs.

I was like "Okay,now i have 2 decent players and 1 random,we can do this"

 

 

INHUMANE LABS - KEYCASH CARDS 2.0

 

It was a perfect playthrough,nobody died and we killed everyone in less than a minute,after that i grabbed the Zion and drived off,i went to my apartment and the Cutscene of me putting the Key cards on a desk was played and everything was fine.

 

Until Suddenly....

 

"SETUP FAILED : GUARD LEFT"

 

Go f*ck yourself with a taser please.

 

After that,i got this notification from my PS3

 

"You have been disconected from PSN,This is a DNS Error,Error (G0FU3KY0U75LF)

 

It was not the other guys fault it was my fault.

I didnt noticed it was raining,and because my internet cables pretty much melt with water,i didnt have internet for like a hour.

 

After this point,i gave up,but this time,i ust deleted the guys that added me,no apologies,just f*ck off and die.

 

The End.

[ciel]

I had a bee's dick of health left in the insurgent set up for Humane labs. I had no snacks/amour but my crew managed to save my ass. Passed it!

[owl-man]

 

Was this unpinned?

Moved from the Online section to Gameplay, for whatever reason.

 

Yea, what the f*ck, could have at least given us notice.

[CrysisAverted]

Today I learned this topic moved.

[Reathyr]

Yesterday I finally had the money to buy and fully upgrade a super car for racing, I found a lobby that allowed them, and the host and his buddy, both in the high 100's, and by their voices clearly a couple of teens, decided to play bumper cars with mine after I boosted from the start straight to the front, these kids know what they are doing, they're very careful to just give minor nudges during the first few laps, and go full force during the final one, so from first down to 4th, where I finished, no harm, this is the reality of racing in GTA with randoms.

 

Second race, point to point, same thing right before the finish the host and me are battling it out, I try to give him a wide berth, but due to catch up and slipstream being on he's either right behind me or right next to me, there's a gap in between the lanes of the freeway, and he slam into me right before the divider returns, sending us both barreling into it, and doing a couple of backflips, his buddy races past into first and finishes there, he landed in the right lane and is quickly on his way again right next to the 4th and last player who also passes me at this point, me being in the left lane have to drive back around the divider so I don't miss a checkpoint, just before the finish the host and the slowest guy collide and I think that I can coast past them into 2nd, but the host is turning around, and I slam into him, nose to nose, and nudge him over the line in front of me, and of course he brags about how he got his buddy the win, and that I gave him 2nd because rammed him across the line.

 

3rd race, offroad, too bad can't use my new Zentorno, grab my custom Sanchez, as I see our small 4 person field I notice I'm the only one on a dirtbike, one guy's in a Bifta, okay that's competition, one guy in a Brawler, and one guy in Insurgent, before the race even starts the host over voice makes a remark along the lines of "This guy's one a bike, why?"

Race starts, I once again get a boost start, and I'm off, I know the route, and I'm way out in front, even with catchup on, I take one corner too wide, and the bike ends up in too deep water and drowns, restart at the last checkpoint, still in front, Bifta is now right behind me, it's the host's buddy, knowing these guys ramming tactics I wheelie it up to create some distance, next waypoint is a jump and then onto the beach, apparently he screws it up because he drops way back, and I cruise along to the finish.

I hear some grumbling over the audio.

 

4th, and final race of the evening, Home in the Hills, point to point with stock Huntley's, once again I take a boost start from 2nd to 1st with a good lead on the rest, and as I like racing, I try to do well on breaking points and cornering, I get further and further ahead, and now the host is talking to his buddy "Is he hacking?", and even to me "Are you hacking dude?", I chuckle a bit, and choose to ignore him and focus on winning, and I finish with a huge lead.

As I'm spectating them driving around, I can see their cars are completely mangled while mine only had a few paint scratches, as there is no traffic that means they hit every wall they could possibly hit, and didn't lift off throttle or use the brakes even once, I even see them slide into walls on shallow corners in Vinewood Hills that can easily be avoided be taking your hand of the throttle for a short second, you don't even need to brake, and they wonder if I'm hacking cause I'm so far in front, nope it's just good driving, and with the playing field leveled they clearly can't compete.

 

Apparently they had enough after that cause they both left to freeroam after that, I had a good laugh, and went to bed.

Edited July 23, 2015 by Reathyr

[Dondara]

Almost made it through 2 full Humane raids. Some people care about their jobs or something and had to go to bed. And I am a little embarrassed that I got rammed by NPC jet when I was in the hydra.

[Desky]

I was just running around in Sandy Shores when I saw this guy in an Oracle XS sped past with the fuzz hot on his ass. Thought nothing of it initially, however then I saw the same car parked with an Armored Kuruma in Sandy Shores air field. I heard the Jerry can can destroy cars without you paying for it, apparently I did wrong, because I still had to pay for it.

 

However dude is absolutely pissed and sends mercenaries and sets a 5k bounty on me. How much was that 12k? For trying to avenge his Oracle

[MadeBrazen]

Just a little fun in antidote to the illuminous Adders catapulting themselves over the LS skyscrapers.

 

 

 

[DISTRICT7642]

Why was this moved?

 

Anyway, Piece of sh*t rank 53 acting tough.

 

When he first texted me i said no.

I checked where he was on the map. His dot was inside a building in the industrial area. I figured he glitched himself inside it. Went into passive mode to investigate and i was right. I also texted him that glitching is for the weak.

 

I would have totally owned this piece of sh*t if he wasn't glitching.

[6 Speed]

Just messing around with some potential stunts in the Weazel Plaza area and I somehow managed to pull off this interesting landing:

 

[ciel]

-start up inv only session

-get an alert from rockstar telling me they corrected my gta dollars

 

*paranoid at this point*

 

-realises they gave me my rebate for half a mil.

 

*phew*

Edited July 23, 2015 by missanthropy

[REXX]

-start up inv only session

-get an alert from rockstar telling me they corrected my gta dollars

 

*paranoid at this point*

 

-realises they gave me my rebate for half a mil.

 

*phew*

Same here! Got back $550.000

[Rt001]

 

-start up inv only session

-get an alert from rockstar telling me they corrected my gta dollars

 

*paranoid at this point*

 

-realises they gave me my rebate for half a mil.

 

*phew*

Same here! Got back $550.000

I actually hadn't received my rebate for the T20 I bought before July 19th so I submitted a ticket to rockstar support and a couple of days later I get 550k, but I logged in today...and I received my rebate again. I just got 1.1m from rockstar which is nice.

[Smesi]

Some modder randomly gave me like 250k in cash.

 

I mostly dislike modders,but lets say that i enjoyed the moment.

Edited July 24, 2015 by Smesi

[Shadowfennekin]

Red Karuma pulls up and honks at me. Instead of blasting him I decide to get in and join his killing spree. Eventually he goes into the Strip Club and says "Protect me, AFK"

 

Being the evil person I am, I brass knuckle the bouncer, snipe the bartender then the player. Then I sent a mugger on him and killed him over 20 times before he returned. Then sniped him as he came back and ran. He sent a One on One and I accepted. He snuck back for his Kuruma of course *smh* so I blew it up so he couldn't get it back until we were done.

[Dondara]

Not a bad day yesterday. I log on and get another $550k. I consider it compensation for all the times this game has f*cked me. Get my dailys done done with my friend. I let him mug me, I killed him off radar. we did a couple races and a capture - raid which was mercifully quick as he just stood there playing on his phone while I won it. Then we did Humane all the way through. Then did 1 Humane setup and the final I had on my board since we had 3/4 of that crew online. (Sorry FFx3)

Edited July 24, 2015 by Dondara

[Stoakzee]

Bought the Savage the other day but with it comes A LOT of bad sport points

[Xenome13]

The other day, one of my DO's was to participate in a TDM. I say, "why not, I haven't seen any of the death pit matches lately." Guess what I got thrown into. One of the idiots on the other team brought a tank into the pit(at this point my teammate had already left) and I sat back and said, "big mistake." I hijacked the tank, and blew their asses to high heaven. Sorry about my storytelling skills, I know they're sh*t, so you don't need to say it.

[Whitedodge00]

I had to lol yesterday. For the first time I had someone ask me if I was a modded because of my rank 500.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Wow, the Hydra is wicked...Takes a tik or two to get er figured, but still, I fear the first time I take this beast out in FR there will be a lot of insurance fees... but also, a LOT of kills.

 

Time to spend some moldy money anyways.

[egomaniac247]

Today I spawned into the game in the upper right corner of the map and could not get near my car or have the mechanic deliver it. So I texted the entire lobby the same message and said help me I'm stuck in the mountains and too lazy to walk out. It was funny to see some of the reactions. Some people were genuinely nice but very cautious and drove helicopters out to look but not get very close. Eventually one person came close enough jumped out and started shooting me. Eventually he lost interest when I was in passive and I started the experiment back up again. The next guy that showed up actually showed up to help. It was pretty interesting to watch people's reactions to the text.

Edited July 24, 2015 by egomaniac247

[ciel]

Deatmatch in what I call the murder maze.

 

u got rekt saaaan

[MCMXCII]

Deatmatch in what I call the murder maze.

 

 

 

 

u got rekt saaaan

lol we'll have to have a rematch. You won because I let you win. Edited July 25, 2015 by jrl51592

[ciel]

absolute lies!^