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[Davey Boy]

I finale-hopped a low level's prison break heist and he gave me the highest cut which was 30% while he gave the other two members 20% and gave himself 30%

 

I feel like a special snowflake

[Cutter De Blanc]

Some guy called the host of this heist I just did "nerd" and insisted on being ground team, so I lost my cushy pilot job and got made ground team also, since we were the two randoms. I bided my time did the whole heist and then shot that little yahoo up as we were leaving the strip club. Host must've thought I was a psycho, since he immediately killed me.

 

I just hate rude people.

[REXX]

Today I went on a 3 hour off road cruise and adventure with my Rancher XL. Did some snaps to capture how dirty it got

 

 

 

 

Later after my long and dirty cruise, I made a new tactical outfit for my main character.

 

[Goehank]

Later after my long and dirty cruise, I made a new tactical outfit for my main character.

 

Didn't know we could wear a mask with a bulletproof helmet. Gotta try it

[craigdyid]

I just played the Humane Labs raid heist finale with the three biggest (I hate this word and never use it but don't know how else to explain them) RETARDS I've ever come across!

 

How big? THIS BIG:

 

Normal retard > these guys

 

Firstly the gunner didn't know that the co-pilot gun is the only one you should use. I could forgive this as he was lvl 49.

 

Secondly the guy on the ground with me almost drowned by not knowing to swim DOWN and then not knowing to tap A to swim faster. And he was level 90!!!!

 

Thirdly the pilot couldn't fly for crap, couldn't see the signal flare and right at the end he flew in, almost blew up the chopper, decapitated one of our guys after bouncing into cliffs. And yet he was level 90!!!

 

Then the gunner guy quit when he could have had 270k to himself for one heist!

 

 

Some people say video games make you stupid. I never believed that till now! And I can see why some people never move from 55-15-15-15 when you've got imbeciles like this ruining things.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Half a mill in 2 hours today with randoms. Some days are just better than others I guess...

[CrysisAverted]

dude trying to get into the right gun of the Valkyrie in the heist finale

I'm on the other gun and switch to the gun on his side so he has to go around

press right on the d-pad and switch to other gun

dude has to go around

switch to other side

 

did this for a good 2 minutes

[TarHeelJohn]

Joined the Pacific Standard Bike setup. Helped a crew do that easily. We get back to free mode and one of the pricks starts blasting all his heist teammates. I message the host and ask him not to invite the team killer back to the actual heist. Host ignores me and Invites back the same crew to the heist. He then sets the heist on normal (there goes 250k right off the bat.). Then he decides to give the other two crew members 20% but only gives me 15%. I ask him why am I getting shafted while the team killer gets 20%? He responds with "Let's goooooo!"

 

So I decide to myself I'm gonna give this guy what he paid for. In the bank, instead of providing crowd control i go and get myself a snack. Outside the bank, heading down the alley, one of the guys who got 20% dies repeatedly and we keep having to restart at the bank checkpoint. The crappy crew finally makes it to the motorcycles. I head directly to the closest armorer NOOSE van. Everyone else takes off on motorcycles. Of course they stupidly had 2 people pick up the cash instead of just 1. So they lose about 300k on their first ride before they both die.... And we restart at the bikes. This time the idiots actually follow me to the armored van, and I proceed to drive them straight to the boat without losing another dollar. We get to the boat and everyone jumps in...except me. I sit in the armored van and send out two messages. First message goes to the host, where I tell him that being a cheapskate to the best player in your heist crew has consequences. Second message goes to the guy who killed everyone after they last set up. I tell him he is a fool if he thought I was gonna help him get money. Then I sit there until the timer runs out listening to them flip out. Then I quit.

[Slonitram]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41O53KS0GDA

 

Embarassing is all I have to say.

[Relentless1267]

I feel kinda bad because I griefed/trolled a rank 4 hard. It all started when I joined a public lobby with a 9k bounty on my head and I felt like having people chase after me and fight me so I grabbed my armored kuruma and went to kill a rank 4. I killed him a few times and destroyed his youga (I don't think it was insured) before a rank 101 grabbed the rank 4 in his golden armored kuruma and they started chasing me. I went off radar and escaped them while the rank 4 and 101 went to rob a store. I sent a mugger after the rank 4 and killed him a few times before kuruma guy picked the rank 4 guy back in his kuruma. I eventually managed to find a good spot where to shoot to kill an armored kuruma driver and I killed the rank 101 a few times and blew up his armored kuruma then I went back to grief the rank 4 before everyone disconnected but the story does not end here! Rank 4 messages me that he wants to be friends.

 

Chapter 2 of this epic story

 

I add the rank 4 guy as my friend and invite him to my invite only session. He wants to rob stores so I decide to troll him by calling muggers at him, Using sticky bomb traps, Suddenly stopping and kicking him out of pv middle of a cop chase but for some reason he still wanted to be friends so I called in a tank and told him to destroy my T20 and he did without even trying to kill me with the tank. When he was in a middle of a fight with cops in the tank I left the game. I wonder if he still wants to hang out and "be kings of gta" with me

Aww, that is so evil, he was probably a squeaker :?/

[Dondara]

Daily objective, Kill a player while off the radar

 

Crap, I have to go to public. 10mins to load and finally. Ok, who all is in here. Oh look, a level 708 in a tank, with a bounty. And a buddy doing the same thing. Just what I would have asked for. Ok, my sticky attack failed but he had to pay for my T20. Ok, fine, plan b. I get to my hydra, I fly up along the eastern shore as he was collecting a new tank at the dog track, make the call and zip over the mountains and fire 2 missiles. A bunch of messages scroll by. I am flying west into vinewood and get a lock on tone. I bank around some the taller building but the hydra can't climb out of this spot. Boom. I splatter myself which may or may not be more hilarious than if he shot me down. I thought about a msg about the daily, you the highest ranked, nothing personal etc. No, that is more insulting. I blew his ass up and crashed like a rookie. There was no gloating to be done there.

Edited July 21, 2015 by Dondara

[CyberGhost101]

As many of you already know the criminal mastermind challenge is one of the hardest and most rewarding things in GTA Online. I Just completed mine last night and man was it an adventure.

 

My Team: I couldn't have wished for a better team, every single person was competent and we all worked together and communicated well throughout the hesits

• Ender
• BigWop813 (Big) he was was a very generous host who gave us 25% throughout all the finales
• myself
• our Leader/MVP: he didn't want to be named so we will call him anonymous (anon): throughout the heists he knew the best way to do things and would direct us when we didn't know. It would have been a lot more difficult without him.

Even with all the lag, connection issues, and general glitches we were able to complete this challenge. Im sure that these guys have their own highlights and funny moments but here are the ones that stood out from my perspective.

 

Here are the best highlights from our adventure. The pacific standard is the craziest.

 

 

 

The Prison Break Finale

I was the pilot, anon was demolition, big and ender were in the prison.

 

Run1

We all did our jobs correctly and were all meeting up at sandy shores. I was dodging cop cars on the ground while in the plane, big and ender were dodging cops while in the truck, and anon was obliterating cops as fast as they spawned. Big and ender parked the truck in front of the plane, I forget which one of their characters glitched, but one of them glitches right into the propelers when trying to enter the plane and we turned our consoles off to preserve progress.

 

The completed run

I was following behind the jet and didn't need any protection, so instead of shooting down the jets anon went and absolutely obliterated a good portion of the guards in the prison which really made it a lot easier for big and ender.

Keep in mind that anon lives in a completely different timezone then then big, ender, and myself. I had a long day at work and it was probably 2am-4am in the morning so i was absolutely exhausted, while anon was at the prison i feel asleep while flying the plane for about 30 seconds and woke up before flying the plane into the ground.

 

Humane Labs deliver EMP

anon told us that he would go in alone and eliminate everyone. Big, Ender and myself waited on the nearby mountain and zoomed in on our maps. All we saw was anon being an absolute BOSS and dots were disappearing left and right. The setup was completed with no problems all thanks to anon.

 

The Pacific Standard Finale

run1

We get through the actual heist, anon collected all the cash because he could protect it the best. We get out of the bank and were able to have three of us push forward and one of us cover the back. We get to the bikes anon drives one, Ender drives another. I drive the other with Big in my passenger seat. The original plan was to have anon drive a bike while the three of us find a car and follow, we couldn't find a car so we had to wing our escape. Anon flys ahead, me and big are trying to keep up, Ender is in the rear and just getting swarmed with cops. At the beginning of our escape were dogging cops and trying to stay off road to avoid as many as possible. One of the cops manages to ram Big and I, big falls off, the bike goes flying and so do I. We thought we were done but the cops were slow to get out of the car, Big and I were able to shoot them and get back on the bike. We go off road and ram through fences and go off small jumps and are getting closer to the train tracks. We go a little ways, at this point Ender is still getting absolutly swarmed and having a hard time keeping up. Because our original plan was me driving a car since I knew the route, Ender didn't know the way. Im trying my hardest to give Ender directions but its hard to concentrate on finding the train tracks while escaping and give good directions. I drive too far and go through the long tunnel on the train tracks. On the other side I climb up a mountain. The top looks very dangerous. There are two of us on My bike, the cops are closing in and with nowhere to go I hope for the best and just jump off the cliffs. It was a miracle we didn't die. Im jumping off cliffs left and right while dogging boulders/trees and somehow make it to the boat. In mean time anon has already made it to the boat and is holding off the cops. Big is covering me while i look at the map and can now actually give good directions to Ender. Ender goes through the tunnel and is swarmed with all the cops that were closing in on me and Big before we made our cliff jumps. Ender tries his best to get to the boat but we ran out of time. No big deal now we know the right way to go.

 

The Final Run

Everything runs smoothly this time. Ender hops on the back of anon's bike while Big is on the back of mine. We go the tracks and get really close to the boat. We have to drive down a steep hill to get to the boat. Anon is already at the boat. Im about to drive down the hill when Big falls off and rolls all the way down the hill while bumping into rocks, he survives and I pick him up. It was hilarious to watch. we get to the boat and drive into the distance.

 

 

 

After all the craziness that went on throughout the journey we were somehow able to complete the challange. After the finale we launched our fireworks from our firework launchers and drove off in a limo! A fitting ending for that quest. There were many other awesome moments, and more times when anon was an absolute boss. The key to the whole thing was our ability to communicate and cover each other when we needed it, and anon's advanced knowledge of the heists.

 

It was about the 10mil bonus, but it was also about completing something hard and have a blast doing it. My team was amazing they were all great communicators and just a lot of fun to play the challenge with. Our adventures won't end with this challenge, now we will keep doing heists and missions and trying to complete more challenges. What an adventure!

This team no longer exists

[Vehicles]

I just met the stereotype gta player. So I saw a bunch of people near the cliffs by the NOOSE hq. I went around on a Hexer only to be shot like Sonny Corleone. OK then. I respawned in passive only to be called "pussy" while his friends try to shoot me with combat mgs. He proceeds to run me over with his chrome-lime green Insurgent. I messaged him "I got all day if you want to play". He then backs off and kills another random that I met not long ago. 10 minutes later I heard him talking sh*t to a kid. 5 minutes later he was teaching people how to glitch into Franklin's house. He was sing an annoying pop song the whole time too. Yup,just another day in Gta.

[Desky]

Doing the Humane Labs EMP set up, it was supposed to go fine, but we got a guy who didn't wear a heavy vest. Sure we can retry a few times, no problem.

 

Unfortunately, I got rammed by an NPC jet and blew up immideately. What a bummer.

 

50k set ups FTW though.

[We Are Ninja]

Logged in after work yesterday for the most glorious half hour of my GTAO tenure...

 

I leave my apartment and do what I always do; head for the hood to try and steal a gang car. I hop in the Osiris since the T20 has made it obsolete and it looks lonely. I see a helicopter crossing the map. I figure it's heading somewhere and prolly isn't interested in me. I figure wrong. Not only does it make a beeline for me and begin circling, I'm getting hit by what appears to be small arms fire. Out of what appears to be a Valkyrie. Could have been a Buzzard, I was too busy dodging bullets. He tries to move around a bit, but he's not in an agile bird and my second homing rocket kills them both.

 

Griefers - 0, Me - 1

 

I head to the hood, but have no luck. I grab a topless Felon and sell it instead. As I'm meandering about, I notice an Insurgent on the map. I assume it's the griefers and that it's armed. I head back to my apt to grab my Zentorno. I don't really like armored[-esque] cars, but armed Insurgent. After a little cat and mouse while I attempt to hone my backwards shooting skills, they blow up my precious Pegassi. I didn't realize just how much damage that .50 cal could do...

 

Griefers - 1, Me - 1

 

Thing is, they're griefers, so I KNOW that the moment that I respawn, they'll be on top of me. I also know that the driver will try to flatten me and that the gunner will try to perforate me. I whip out the machine gun because I'll need it's range and it's damage capability. Sure enough, they come tearing around the corner seconds after I respawn. I lock on to the gunner first and put him down. The driver sails past me and runs into a wall, I spin and take him out through the back glass. Real ninja sh*t.

 

Griefers - 1, Me - 2.

 

I THEN STEAL THEIR INSURGENT. In front of God and everybody. I drive off laying on the horn and laughing hysterically. I literally stop and send a simple message: "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!" I know that if I get too far away, Pegasus will reclaim it, so I drive away slowly while they call in a vehicle. Turns out, it's an armored Kuruma. What a surprise... The armed Insurgent isn't fast, and it isnt' agile, but you can toss stickies from it and that's exactly what I do. Two griefers, one flaming husk of a Kuruma. I message the other one: "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!"

 

Griefers - 1, Me - 3

 

I piddle around the city in their Insurgent, sure that they'll come back, and sure enough, they bring TWO armored Kurumas with them. It just keeps getting better. With the two of them in tow, I head underground via the tunnel under the bridge, tossing a sticky into the entrance as I pass through. They're fast learners, so they shoot the C4 before entering. As I land from the massive jump, I toss a sticky where I think they'll land. Sure enough, the first Kuruma comes flying and lands directly on top of it. A tap on the D-pad and...

 

Griefers - 1, Me - 4

 

The second Kuruma is undaunted; he flies in also, knocking his friend's burning car out of the way on some Terminator sh*t. I've already driven deeper into the tunnel, and I toss another sticky onto the wall since I know he'll come charging in at WOT and centrifugal force will force him up onto the tunnel wall. He too, goes right over my sticky and I detonate it. His flaming Kuruma carcass actually goes sliding past their Insurgent. At this point, I'm laughing so hard that there are tears in my eyes.

 

Griefers - 1, Me - 5

 

They respawn above ground, and don't attempt to come back underground to get me. Pegasus does reclaim the Insurgent, though.

 

I send one of them a message: "Well, that was a Valkyrie, an Insurgent, and 2 Kurumas... What else you got?"

 

He responds: "How about a Savage bich". My boots. I'm quaking in them...

 

I'm actually pretty deep in the tunnel, with no vehicle, so it takes me a long time to get out. Especially since I don't know the tunnels that well and spend a good ten minutes walking in a literal circle down there. All the while, I hear a jet flying overhead firing explosive rounds at the ground above me. This starts off a moderate exchange between me and the pilot...

 

"Really? A jet? After all that, you go for a jet too?"

"Stop being a pussy and come from down there."
"Pussy? You've had to resort to military hardware and you still can't kill me... o.O"
"We killed you first dumass."
"Actually, I shot y'all down first..." I'm from Texas, sue me...

 

The messages stop as the two of them fly overhead towards Zancudo. They're going for a SECOND jet. But the jet-less one begins having trouble once they get there...

 

*Griefer 2 died.*

*Griefer 2 committed suicide.*

*Griefer 2 died.*

*Griefer 2 committed suicide.*

 

This goes on for some time. I'm out of the tunnels now and I'm waiting for them to come back. I get bored and send a mugger...

 

*Griefer 2 has been mugged for $625. Kill the mugger to get the cash.*

*The mugger you sent has been killed.*

*Griefer 2 died.*

*Griefer 2 committed suicide.*

*Griefer 2 died.*

*Griefer 2 committed suicide.*

 

This goes on so long that I try to console him... I send him a message: "Keep at it, you'll get one eventually."

 

*Griefer 2 left.*

 

I was looking forward to more fun time, so I message Griefer 1: "Your girlfriend is gone. It's just you and me now, my love."

 

*Griefer 1 left*

 

I don't usually troll people, but that was entirely too much fun. f*ck them both.

Edited July 21, 2015 by We Are Ninja

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

Logged in after work yesterday for the most glorious half hour of my GTAO tenure...

 

I leave my apartment and do what I always do; head for the hood to try and steal a gang car. I hop in the Osiris since the T20 has made it obsolete and it looks lonely. I see a helicopter crossing the map. I figure it's heading somewhere and prolly isn't interested in me. I figure wrong. Not only does it make a beeline for me and begin circling, I'm getting hit by what appears to be small arms fire. Out of what appears to be a Valkyrie. Could have been a Buzzard, I was too busy dodging bullets. He tries to move around a bit, but he's not in an agile bird and my second homing rocket kills them both.

 

Griefers - 0, Me - 1

 

I head to the hood, but have no luck. I grab a topless Felon and sell it instead. As I'm meandering about, I notice an Insurgent on the map. I assume it's the griefers and that it's armed. I head back to my apt to grab my Zentorno. I don't really like armored[-esque] cars, but armed Insurgent. After a little cat and mouse while I attempt to hone my backwards shooting skills, they blow up my precious Pegassi. I didn't realize just how much damage that .50 cal could do...

 

Griefers - 1, Me - 1

 

Thing is, they're griefers, so I KNOW that the moment that I respawn, they'll be on top of me. I also know that the driver will try to flatten me and that the gunner will try to perforate me. I whip out the machine gun because I'll need it's range and it's damage capability. Sure enough, they come tearing around the corner seconds after I respawn. I lock on to the gunner first and put him down. The driver sails past me and runs into a wall, I spin and take him out through the back glass. Real ninja sh*t.

 

Griefers - 1, Me - 2.

 

I THEN STEAL THEIR INSURGENT. In front of God and everybody. I drive off laying on the horn and laughing hysterically. I literally stop and send a simple message: "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!" I know that if I get too far away, Pegasus will reclaim it, so I drive away slowly while they call in a vehicle. Turns out, it's an armored Kuruma. What a surprise... The armed Insurgent isn't fast, and it isnt' agile, but you can toss stickies from it and that's exactly what I do. Two griefers, one flaming husk of a Kuruma. I message the other one: "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!"

 

Griefers - 1, Me - 3

 

I piddle around the city in their Insurgent, sure that they'll come back, and sure enough, they bring TWO armored Kurumas with them. It just keeps getting better. With the two of them in tow, I head underground via the tunnel under the bridge, tossing a sticky into the entrance as I pass through. They're fast learners, so they shoot the C4 before entering. As I land from the massive jump, I toss a sticky where I think they'll land. Sure enough, the first Kuruma comes flying and lands directly on top of it. A tap on the D-pad and...

 

Griefers - 1, Me - 4

 

The second Kuruma is undaunted; he flies in also, knocking his friend's burning car out of the way on some Terminator sh*t. I've already driven deeper into the tunnel, and I toss another sticky onto the wall since I know he'll come charging in at WOT and centrifugal force will force him up onto the tunnel wall. He too, goes right over my sticky and I detonate it. His flaming Kuruma carcass actually goes sliding past their Insurgent. At this point, I'm laughing so hard that there are tears in my eyes.

 

Griefers - 1, Me - 5

 

They respawn above ground, and don't attempt to come back underground to get me. Pegasus does reclaim the Insurgent, though.

 

I send one of them a message: "Well, that was a Valkyrie, an Insurgent, and 2 Kurumas... What else you got?"

 

He responds: "How about a Savage bich". My boots. I'm quaking in them...

 

I'm actually pretty deep in the tunnel, with no vehicle, so it takes me a long time to get out. Especially since I don't know the tunnels that well and spend a good ten minutes walking in a literal circle down there. All the while, I hear a jet flying overhead firing explosive rounds at the ground above me. This starts off a moderate exchange between me and the pilot...

 

"Really? A jet? After all that, you go for a jet too?"

"Stop being a pussy and come from down there."

"Pussy? You've had to resort to military hardware and you still can't kill me... o.O"

"We killed you first dumass."

"Actually, I shot y'all down first..." I'm from Texas, sue me...

 

The messages stop as the two of them fly overhead towards Zancudo. They're going for a SECOND jet. But the jet-less one begins having trouble once they get there...

 

*Griefer 2 died.*

*Griefer 2 committed suicide.*

*Griefer 2 died.*

*Griefer 2 committed suicide.*

 

This goes on for some time. I'm out of the tunnels now and I'm waiting for them to come back. I get bored and send a mugger...

 

*Griefer 2 has been mugged for $625. Kill the mugger to get the cash.*

*The mugger you sent has been killed.*

*Griefer 2 died.*

*Griefer 2 committed suicide.*

*Griefer 2 died.*

*Griefer 2 committed suicide.*

 

This goes on so long that I try to console him... I send him a message: "Keep at it, you'll get one eventually."

 

*Griefer 2 left.*

 

I was looking forward to more fun time, so I message Griefer 1: "Your girlfriend is gone. It's just you and me now, my love."

 

*Griefer 1 left*

 

I don't usually troll people, but that was entirely too much fun. f*ck them both.

My insignificant e-peen cowers in your mighty presence, sir. Top kek story bruv, undaunted to say the least.

[craigdyid]

Half a mill in 2 hours today with randoms. Some days are just better than others I guess...

 

GTA heists are like a box of chocolates....

[Shadowfennekin]

Call my Hydra to get to Paleto fast for a bounty there. I arrive at the marina pad and as I get in I see a dot spawn up on the road above. Knowing I can't get away in time, I sit ON my T20. And they dude starts chucking grenades. I laugh, go passive and climb out. BOOM "Yolo Swag _____ has paid $27500"

I stare at the name then whip out my gun and proceed to spawn kill him for it. Getting a One on One invite I accept as I needed that for my Daily. I killed him 23-1, the 1 was a lucky respawn

[Davey Boy]

I was playing the EMP setup with 2 randumbs and a friend. The one randumb with a clown-mobile insurgent tried to push my T20 in the water. With my luck, he pushed the front in, not the back which was housing the engine, making it unharmed and still intact. Once we all got in the Dinghy, I sent him a text containing: "Still not destroyed homefry ;)" I quickly got a reply containing "STFU N***ER"

 

Got to love little kids.

[Kushology]

> Pac Standard with a fellow GTAForumer and 2 crew mates

> Kuruma Method

> Followed checkpoints and drove down the cliff

> Get to the boat with full take

> Crew mate holding money decides to be a dick

> Still driving

> Crew mate hops out of Kuruma

> Loses 38k

> Group Facepalm

> Kill him in Freeroam

> Point at him

> GTAForumer and other crew mate facepalms at him

[REXX]

Well today I did quite a few missions to earn some money. Made about $200.000 and ranked up to 308. I also played a few deathmatches, one of which was Pavillion, the deathmatch I happen to be number 1 in normal mode. The host starts saying stuff like, "oh sh*t, REX1993 has just joined". Another guy asks "Who is Rexx", the other replied, look at the leaderboard. I will be honest, they were pretty low ranks, 25 and 13, so to make it fair and at least give them a chance, I was nice and only used the .50 Cal throughout the whole 20 minute long deathmatch (there was no target score). 20 minutes later and over 40 kills, the deathmatch ended and I won. They managed to kills me 7 times. Got a friend request from both of them, accepted then did some missions to help them rank up and earn some money. All in all, today was a good day.

Edited July 21, 2015 by REXX93

[Vro]

I met this guy

[ciel]

-More 2 player heists. Maybe on NG

-Pigtails that are actually cute

-purchse different colors for bicycles and BMXs

Edited July 22, 2015 by missanthropy

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

-More 2 player heists. Maybe on NG

-Pigtails that are actually cute

-purchse different colors for bicycles and BMXs

...this totally gets my vote for SOY. FR

 

this isn't the wishlist thread, but close enough, right?

 

[ciel]

Omg.. I did it again. Sorry, I'm on mobile. I didn't realise. I'm a spaz!

[REXX]

Omg.. I did it again. Sorry, I'm on mobile. I didn't realise. I'm a spaz!

Don't worry! We've all posted something in the wrong place.

[Receptor]

 

Omg.. I did it again. Sorry, I'm on mobile. I didn't realise. I'm a spaz!

Don't worry! We've all posted something in the wrong place.Yeh, doesn't help that dog poo bins are the same colour as the post box

[Reathyr]

Last night running my first TPSJ finale, both as a player and a host, had a 177, 117, and a 78 (I think) randoms joined on the 2nd setup and sticking around till the finale, gave equal 25% cuts to all, because they were cool, actually helped and pointed out things during setups and finale I didn't know.

 

Sadly the finale didn't go as well as planned, everyone died at least once, most of us a few times, I think we made at least 7 attempts until one of them gave up and quit (or he DC'd).

 

During one run I was going full speed on the straight going towards the bridge to Stab City (might have hit the KERS boost as well) I already gotten rammed off my bike by the cops at least once before, I tried to dodge a cop car going for a ram maneuver but I didn't go wide enough, or there wasn't enough room, either way I hit him and went flying, as did my Lectro, I went for about 6 meters before I got up and shot the cops, then I tried to find my bike....which was about 25 to 30m down the road....against a rather large rock or something, "mildly smoking", got back on...it didn't wanna go fast, hit the KERS boost which was still half full....I got a mangled version of the KERS sound and not much action, got on the bridge and sideswiped by a cop car into the side of the bridge, shot the cops, tried to going again, stopped at the side of the road for a second....and that was it, dead Lectro, it didn't wanna start up anymore.

Police Granger pulled up behind me, shot at the cops with my AP Pistol, sadly in my fervor to kill the cops I also hit the back tire, and since I was the last one, my teammates were way ahead, so a pickup from them would take a lot of time, tho one was driving back.

And then the cops dried up for a minute, no cars but the ones I already shot up, I'm like "now what?" then finally one drove up, I shot the occupants and went off again....only to boxed in on the next bridge by half the police force, I got killed just as my teammate drove up on his Lectro, mission failed.

 

One the one run that we actually made it to the Dinghy, the guy driving it beached it on the north bank, at a point where you really can't get a car to it to push it back in, not that there were any cars nearby, so my and and one of others tried kicking it back in, while the other guys were desperately running around trying to find a car, of course both of us have max strength, so at a certain point I went...."why do I heard the sound of something on fire?" I stopped kicking and turn my camera to the back of the boat...engines on fire (we were both at the bow) I'm like "Oh Sh.." and then the boat blew up, mission failed.

[Desky]

I was boating in my Marquis all the way up in the north coast of the map, when I saw a Hydra fly in my direction.

 

Of course I had a launcher ready, but it didn't do jack squat, can't hit the thing, despite him failing to destroy me in 2 gun runs.

 

How do I kill those things?

[LeakyLine]

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