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[CrysisAverted]

and that's how I died

 

 

lol jk

[WonderKyle]

Okay, one time not too long after GTAO launched, definitely before Heists when other people had character appearance changes, me and my friend were just driving around not really doing much, then some guy decided to choose us as a target for a jet attack. He was just flying by blowing the highway to smithereens back and forth and there was no homing launcher and we were too low level for RPG's. So we just put our controllers down and went to get some food. When we came back the guy in the jet was gone and we went to meet up with eachother because respawns had moved us apart, when we got together something magical had happened to me. I had turned from and ugly scarred Xbox360 character into a beautiful god-character. We decided to do a photoshoot and edit some of the pictures together on Paint.net. These are what we ended up with.

Just bare with me... things are about to get strange.

Okay, this one shows my normal disgusting character on the right, and handsome Squidward on the left.

Then there are a couple of collages we made.



We had a photoshoot on the beach where I tried on lots of hats and different poses



Disclaimer: Neither me nor my friend claim to be good at photoshop

And then just as suddenly as he came, a strange woman approached us on our private beach and shanked me to death (presumably because of jealousy) and I was back to my old, dirty, 2D face. Thus ends our tale of random face changes due to blunt force trauma and facial 3rd degree burns. Goodbye handsome Squidward, you live on in our dreams...

[the nameless]

Loaded up online today, this is where my car was placed.

 

 

[kzstone]

got stabbed to death by an invisible player. how the f***k you do that?!

 

i killed him a couple of times then later i was hiding behind some rocks, saw him moving towards me and i was ready to pop his head with my assault rifle then suddenly he was off the radar...

 

a few secs later he just came from behind and stabbed me. damn. but that was actually awesome being able to disappear from the radar and just pop-up behind someone and stab him to death

[Smooth Longsack]

I turned on my first mentor. He didn't deserve it but our paths have gone in drastically different ways. He fired on my crew and payed the price. I feel a lil bad gg nuclearwinter

Edited July 19, 2015 by Smooth Longsack

[JuanG12]

I saw two Hydras flying around, but they didn't have player ID's, so I thought they were off the radar. I decide to take them down and get two stars for it. I get in my Buzzard and try to lose the stars, but got shot down by a Hydra. I didn't get the incoming missile notification or the "beep beep beeeep". I respawn and see a few Hydras (maybe 4 or 5) in the air, again without player ID's. They start shooting at me for no reason, luckily I was under a bridge and didn't get killed.

 

I've never seen anything like it. There were a few +1000 rank players in the lobby. I'm guessing there was a modder around.

[Bucybumkin]

This is live, so to speak (as in it is happening as I sit here and type).

 

I randomly decided to rob the Grove St store & after doing so my exit was thwarted by the doors not opening after a 'heroic' bystander, in his attempt to silence me, shot the till clerk. So now I'm stuck inside the shop with a 3-star wanted level

[billiam]

encountered 2 people who had set $9000 bounties on themselves and hid in a wall breach on Vespucci Beach waiting for players to come along so they could up their K/D or unlock tints. The type of people who make me sick

 

I promptly looked up the wall breach on youtube, entered in passive mode, waited till their back was turned (preying on other players) and kill them. Made an easy $18k and made two kids rage (they had their mics on, it was hilarious). To make it even better the large number of players they drew to themselves also entered the glitch and prevented the kids from setting up their trap again. Eventually the kids had to find a new session

 

today was a good day

Edited July 19, 2015 by Billiam301

[whywontyoulisten]

I've had a car propped up against a lamppost before, but that is incredible.

Loaded up online today, this is where my car was placed.

 

 

 

 

 

[REXX]

Was driving my recently aquired Rancher XL around Mt. Chilliad. Saw two Savages heading towards me firing non-locked missiles. Now bare with me here, I have only installed a turbo kit so it is still rather slow. However, I have been going up Mt. Chilliad almost daily and I know most nooks and crannies around the mountain. I was going to something insane... and suprisingly it worked. One of the two Savages was lower than me, but acsending towards me. The other was above. So, for the first time, I had to destroy my Rancher. I drove over the edge where the Savage was acsending and bailed out. My Rancher was the real hero as it landed directly on the Savage below destroying the Savage, killing the pilot and obviously blowing up itself. Now, I am gliding down Mt. Chilliad with the other Savage on my tail. To be honest at this point I had no idea what to do. I made my way over to the ocean and decided to go for a sh*t or bust moment and detatch the chute. Landed in the ocean with little health left. Got a message saying Objective Complete: Fall 100 meters and survive. Hadn't even looked at my daily objectives yet! Anyway the other Savage was still on to me, but was terrible at flying. I reached dry land and pulled out my Heavy Sniper. I took and he fired a missile heading directly towards me. I took the shot and killed the pilot and died like a hero by the missiles explosion.

 

Its a shame I didn't save the video. But I can say, it has been by far the best scenario I have ever done in GTA Online. I'm going to get some friends together and recreate the whole thing then save the video.

[K-ROSE]

I message this low level to see if he wants to try out my Hydra because I'm bored. So I land it on the golf course. Wide open space. He meets me. Gets two feet off the ground and instantly banks into a tree and explodes. He messages me "my bad dude". I ain't even mad. That was worth $200.

Edited July 20, 2015 by GrottiCollector

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

The story of today, is this thread is currently broken, and without quote usage...how does that even happen?

 

OT: I bought the chino, took it out and it's got F1 brake performance...Seriously. That's rather odd for a supposed muscle car...

[Shadowfennekin]

I saw a red level 20 with a K/D of 4. I went and killed "her" several times then her friends showed up, they also had high K/Ds. I immediately switched on Passive and climbed onto a roof.

 

Then I sent the guy in the Pogo mask "Pussies hunt in packs"

 

After a few minutes of the 3 aiming at me, so sure I was going to deactivate Passive. Another T20 came along and they blew it up. Now that they were distracted I ran off, got my tank and went off radar. Then proceeded to spawn kill the 3 until the cops ruined the tank by ramming up it's ass. -_-

[Mr. Larson]

encountered 2 people who had set $9000 bounties on themselves and hid in a wall breach on Vespucci Beach waiting for players to come along so they could up their K/D or unlock tints. The type of people who make me sick

...

today was a good day

Before you enter the wallbreach in passive, call a mugger on them. Instead of killing them, punch them thru the floor so they fall under the map and respawn outside - right next to the mugger. Then, kill them from inside the wallbreach, jump under the map and fly off. More rage, more fun.

 

Yesterday, a friend and I spotted a rank 999 in the lobby. So it looked like this player pretty much sucked and never ranked up since he modded his rank. Another player did some laps in his Rhino. I grabbed my T20 and drove under the tank, my front wheels fell off (!) but the T20 did not blow up. I parked the wreck in the bushes, the tank guy left. My friend grabbed the tank and his T20, so we had two T20s covered by bushes and a tank in front of them. Lester. Bounty on my friends head. Five minutes later, Mr. Rank 999 shows up. He managed to blow up himself and both T20s - but was not even able to claim that 1k bounty. The story continues. My friend stole his T20 which was unlocked and the poor guy had no clue how to request it back. While trying to chase his own car in random vehicles i killed him about 10 times.

 

Moral of the story: better don't mod your rank, noob.

[CrysisAverted]

I got online and disconnected form my private session private custom race.

[Cutter De Blanc]

After getting thrown into a free for all public session after completing a Prison Break heist tonight, rather than skulk back to an invite only session, I decided to have a go of it in my brand new Armored Kuruma. Soon as I drive off I see a bounty headed straight for me with a random I had completed the heist with in hot pursuit. So I flip a U-turn and start chasing the bounty as well. HeistRandom can't drive his Entity for sh*t and wrecks it in traffic. I pass the clusterf*ck and Bounty goes around a corner, as do I. I think at this point he realized I was chasing him too, just as HeistRandom rounds the corner and overtakes me and plows into the Bounty, who had thrown a sticky bomb, blowing them both up. Bounty respawns around a corner and jacked the first car he could grab, looked like maybe a Fugitive, couldn't be sure. So he's still running from me, tossed a sticky behind him, but it missed me pretty good, and we're going up into Vinewood hills a little ways, the dude flips his car, me shooting at him the whole time. Now I'm a f*cking lousy shot, cuz I didn't manage to hit him, and NPC traffic got in my way so I couldn't before he got moving again. I keep firing at him though. I guess I must've hit his gas tank, because right away he ended up exploding, and I got the kill, and 9000 dollars.

At this point I had 3 stars, but the Armored Kuruma gives no sh*ts about the police, so I headed back into downtown killing cops all the way. I noticed some level 345 in the lobby with the GTAV crew tag, and their name was Rockstar and some random jibberish after that. So I'm thinking "Rockstar Games Employee: Must Destroy." I promptly sent Mercenaries and a mugger after the guy, and tried to hunt him down. It was hard to keep track of where he was and my mercenaries may have killed him at one point, they said they had anyway. I finally home in on GTAV Rockstar as he's leaving the city, taking the Great Ocean Highway. He was in a fast car, but I caught up to him at the Ft. Zancudo tunnel. Now bear in mind I still had my initial wanted level which had upgraded to 4 stars, so it's me and a sh*tload of law enforcement coming at this guy. I have to say he impressed me with what he did next, because he exits the north side of the tunnel and apparently jumped his car up the hill and over the fence into Ft. Zancudo. I didn't even know you could do that, so I just circled Zancudo, and the soldiers ended up killing him. He respawned in Passive Mode, so I lead my police force over to him, and they ended up killing him again. I tried doing it again but it didn't work. Then I got stupid and tried to hit him with an Airstrike since he was just standing there. The cops shot me down as soon as I left my car.

I respawned with no car, and realized I was fair game. I saw him come out of Passive and start approaching me, so I went into Passive mode instead. Then GTAV Rockstar left the session. I stole a Semi truck, got my Kuruma from the impound lot, and some dude texts me "Party at my Miljet," so I responded by sending mercenaries to his party, but then half the lobby suddenly left, so I got bored and quit for the night.

 

Good bit of freeroam fun.

[Mr. Larson]

Random public free roam lobby. "Hallo hallo" comes out of the speakers. I set a bounty on him, as usual when someone tries to talk on the mic for no reason at all. For some weird reason I was in the apartment of that bird, pointed at her bed and she lay on it at the moment i called Lester. I get insulted by that guy, he wants to fight me like a man. I`m like, hey, I got this chick here, which is probably a guy or too young to be molested on the internet, but ok. Got in my T20, drove around with a sticky in my hand, saw him, threw it, bam. He got pissed and told me how poor I am for having no money to pay his insurance (bounty, noob!). I kill him again and he drives off with the other guy he just met, talking sh*t on the mic like get me, you wont get me, you cant drive. 30 seconds later i was behind him, sticky out of the window again, he shoots, hits the sticky and blows my car up. He is still on the mic: you got what you've been looking for, I killed you! I text him: "This is exactly what I wanted, retard". He turns passive and tries to offend me, pretends he has made 100 millions with Snipers vs. Stunters and plays since launch, i got to laugh so hard but it gets better. I follow them in passive, kill the shop keepers of the shops they drive to, blow the cars up that they want to drive. Passive guy drives into me with his Elegy. "My car is way better than yours!" Sure, but mine burns better. Blow up his Elegy, he gets mad, comes out of passive, kills me one time, blows my car up by incident and now he is done. "Lets make a private lobby" he tells his new friend and leaves. Silence on the mic. Only me and the bird from the apartment left at Vespucci Beach. I showed her a wallbreach, gifted her a Sentinel, 911ed her in my Luxor Deluxe into Mount Chilliad and let her drive and fly my vehicles while i was working. Her 0.15 KD is sooo cute that I don't mind her character is looking more like a monkey than a human.

[RayBanNeonColors420]

Was playing gta when my wife walked in wearin nothing but knee high red and white sox...puts controller down.

 

-Wins gtaf story of the year award.

[Sentinel Driver]

I feel kinda bad because I griefed/trolled a rank 4 hard. It all started when I joined a public lobby with a 9k bounty on my head and I felt like having people chase after me and fight me so I grabbed my armored kuruma and went to kill a rank 4. I killed him a few times and destroyed his youga (I don't think it was insured) before a rank 101 grabbed the rank 4 in his golden armored kuruma and they started chasing me. I went off radar and escaped them while the rank 4 and 101 went to rob a store. I sent a mugger after the rank 4 and killed him a few times before kuruma guy picked the rank 4 guy back in his kuruma. I eventually managed to find a good spot where to shoot to kill an armored kuruma driver and I killed the rank 101 a few times and blew up his armored kuruma then I went back to grief the rank 4 before everyone disconnected but the story does not end here! Rank 4 messages me that he wants to be friends.

 

Chapter 2 of this epic story

 

I add the rank 4 guy as my friend and invite him to my invite only session. He wants to rob stores so I decide to troll him by calling muggers at him, Using sticky bomb traps, Suddenly stopping and kicking him out of pv middle of a cop chase but for some reason he still wanted to be friends so I called in a tank and told him to destroy my T20 and he did without even trying to kill me with the tank. When he was in a middle of a fight with cops in the tank I left the game. I wonder if he still wants to hang out and "be kings of gta" with me

[thepolishpackage]

had a 1k bounty on me last night 2 players in one of the supers cars was chasing me. so i jump off the bridge into the ocean. so they went off the radar destroyed their car in the ocean and killed me for a 1k bounty. im cool with that thats what happens. then they was playing 2 on 1 against me . that went on awhile finally i had enough went into passive mode to get away. then they mic in and said hey the p***y went into passive mode. so i said my 2 cents etc.. they followed me all over the map even up mt chilad. went home to paleto bay they followed. i went inside my house. they both got tanks and surround my home so i just left the lobby. people need to get a life.

[TWOGUN]

I love it when people have this much commitment in trying to kill me. The chase the cat n mouse. Bring all that sh*t on. I'm a freeroam warrior .

[BlueSocks]

Lately? Don't you mean this entire time?

[BlackHeartedGovernor]

If you didn't want them to follow you around then it would've been better for you to leave after they killed you. After all, you don't sound like a competitive player.

[jabloki]

Change lobbys?

[Captain Sensib1e]

They were probably pissed off at you because you made them pay insurance on their Super.

 

I would have sat there just laughing my ass at them, going into passive, and doing the airthrust.

[jabloki]

 

I would have sat there just laughing my ass at them, going into passive, and doing the airthrust.

So me, but only when I can't be bothered.

[Randy93]

had a 1k bounty on me last night 2 players in one of the supers cars was chasing me. so i jump off the bridge into the ocean. so they went off the radar destroyed their car in the ocean and killed me for a 1k bounty. im cool with that thats what happens. then they was playing 2 on 1 against me . that went on awhile finally i had enough went into passive mode to get away. then they mic in and said hey the p***y went into passive mode. so i said my 2 cents etc.. they followed me all over the map even up mt chilad. went home to paleto bay they followed. i went inside my house. they both got tanks and surround my home so i just left the lobby. people need to get a life.

Lol, the lengths people will go to so they can get $1,000 is just sad especially when their killing you over and over and they expect you to not go passive and then trash talk, the fcking idiots take the game way to seriously. This is almost the same thing that happened to my friend but the guy on the mic called him a cock sucking n-word.

[EssDot]

Lately???

[UltimateAntic]

Lately? What rock have you been living in?

[Shadowfennekin]

Hehehehe.

I was about to rob the gas station by Ammunation when I saw a dot racing towards me. Parked my T20 next to a pump and stood on top in Passive. They got out and shot the gas tank, trying to hit me. BOOM! They paid the insurance, then they stupidly ran into the explosions and I somehow got credited for it.