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[JaegerPilot1]

 

Just happened a few minutes ago

 

 

If you havent noticed it yet,its a shock site.

He can't spell "lobbies" properly?

 

He must be a furiner.

[thegrac]

some c*nt kept ramming me and somehow won the race, i was mad. We had a rematch, she tried slipstream and just as she slingshots ahead, i pit her and she spiraled offroad, to piss her off more i messaged her lol, the b*tch deserved it. I won 2 races and she only won 1.

[CrysisAverted]

join lobby

28 people in lobby

I'm actually freezing on PS4....

daily objective is to destroy 5 vehicles

See a bounty running so I chase em, decide to blow it up and kill 2 birds with one stone, end up killing the bounty but explode my Osiris too...probably not worth it considering the bounty was 5k

end up getting in Hydra

one dude being a complete asshole

start killing him but everyone trying to shoot me down

successfully dodge a literal onslaught of homing missiles but disagree with their actions and end up griefing the majority of the server who was pvping

the primary asshole starts directing his insults at me and stops being racist as his focus on me relies on 9 year old lvl insults

after a of the asshole going on and off passive, I have stepped down my griefing because even after earning two daily objectives today, I was losing money after a couple Osiris' blowing up...

continued killing him again after he failed to steal a zancudo several times because why not

throughout all this time I have been reporting him hate speech and after a certain point his mic cut out while he kept repeating the same sh*t like a toddler implying others voted and R* took action.

 

let him kill me, final tally was 1 v 62

 

the dude the asshole was arguing with starts talking to somebody who just joined

the just joined dude has a voice changer

says hes paranoid

says you don't know whos listening

he suggests the government

 

 

I think im done here, log off. and to think I spent 4 hours in this lobby when I was about to get off....

[XGh0st7]

Ok so this happened last night. Just bought a fenderless akuma, modded it and was just chilling with it at the airport.

 

I just glance at my map and see 2 bounty icons headed my way...fast! "Got a bad feeling here"...yep surely here they come, 2 well experienced jet pilots levels 400+.

 

I hide and admire the skills of these two players and almost tearing up at the beauty of it all, these magnificently skilled pilots, i mean seriously how much skill it takes to swoop down on another player press a button to produce bullets then fly away...wow these guys are so talented (yawn)....and im dead..and its on!

 

They fly away and turn back for another kill miraculously ive spawned on the roof with interior access. I heavy snipe the other bounty first. Only 3k..meh.

 

Guy who killed me bombs down for me i launch sticky in his direction fail miserably (or atleast i thought). Other guy tries to airstrike me doesn't realise im in the building. Lol

 

Anyway so i pop out of the doorway only to find the pilot i brought down waiting with shotgun. I have the slightest sliver of health left. I also clock the other pilot heading for me so i press sticky in hope and boom!! Woooo Hes dead and not only that the falling remains of the jet kills his buddy. Get a message a few minutes later saying "well played" lol aww u guys oh forgot other bounty was 7k.

Edited June 16, 2015 by XGh0st7

[Turtlebitch]

Ok, so today I was being chased by an Insurgent and a Technical. Yeah I had a lobby of 8 in the same crew all trying to get me because I had a $3000 bounty placed on me. Anyway, I was driving my Oracle around as usual and they started approaching me fast. I hit the gas and tried to lose them. Their coordination was absolutely brilliant, however I managed to shake my way around them. I had them chase me from Vinewood Hills all the way up to Paleto Bay. I drovr all the way to the lighthouse. By this time, my Oracle was smoking pretty bad, so I decided to be cockey. I drove over to one of the cliffs and waited for them to come. Literally seconds before they were going to ram me off the cliff into the ocean, I turned on Passive mode and they went straight through me into the ocean. Got a text from one of them saying "Passive pussy". I used passive mode as a way to get rid of them, yet he has the cheek to call me a Passive Pussy after I drove half way around san andreas with no passive mode and literally dodged most of the shots from the Technical. However, I gota message from the driver of the Insurgent praising my driving skills and said that that little trick at the end was a good move. Was an extremely intense 20 minutes or so of solid driving!

 

Hahahaha!!! Bullsh*t!

 

You can't go on passive mode with a bounty placed on your head. Nice try

[Not A Nice Person]

So I was in a public session and I was looking out my window and saw a Windsor being chased by a armed insurgent. Well then. So I check my TV and see the guys in the insurgent had mics and were thug black guys, and they blew up the Windsor person. Oh well, the insurgent guys go to the leaders apartment and they invite everyone and say on mic to join them. So I dressed my character like a dude and put a fox mask on. We partied and they invited Infernus over, had a good time. When I was about to leave I was on the TV skipping through channels and I saw the front door cam when the Windsor person but proxy mines by the door, I told everyone he did so and the leader left the apartment via garage with his crew in an insurgent, they get out the insurgent and kill him in 1.2 seconds flat. The Windsor guy respawns in passive mode and turns his mic on (he sounded like a nerdy teenage boy) and said, quote.

 

"I didn't know ni**ers could afford PS4's"

 

I had to take a break after that.

[XGh0st7]

 

Ok, so today I was being chased by an Insurgent and a Technical. Yeah I had a lobby of 8 in the same crew all trying to get me because I had a $3000 bounty placed on me. Anyway, I was driving my Oracle around as usual and they started approaching me fast. I hit the gas and tried to lose them. Their coordination was absolutely brilliant, however I managed to shake my way around them. I had them chase me from Vinewood Hills all the way up to Paleto Bay. I drovr all the way to the lighthouse. By this time, my Oracle was smoking pretty bad, so I decided to be cockey. I drove over to one of the cliffs and waited for them to come. Literally seconds before they were going to ram me off the cliff into the ocean, I turned on Passive mode and they went straight through me into the ocean. Got a text from one of them saying "Passive pussy". I used passive mode as a way to get rid of them, yet he has the cheek to call me a Passive Pussy after I drove half way around san andreas with no passive mode and literally dodged most of the shots from the Technical. However, I gota message from the driver of the Insurgent praising my driving skills and said that that little trick at the end was a good move. Was an extremely intense 20 minutes or so of solid driving!

Hahahaha!!! Bullsh*t!

 

You can't go on passive mode with a bounty placed on your head. Nice try

Not necessarily, ive seen a few passive bounties since the dlc. Annoying!

[JaegerPilot1]

 

 

Ok, so today I was being chased by an Insurgent and a Technical. Yeah I had a lobby of 8 in the same crew all trying to get me because I had a $3000 bounty placed on me. Anyway, I was driving my Oracle around as usual and they started approaching me fast. I hit the gas and tried to lose them. Their coordination was absolutely brilliant, however I managed to shake my way around them. I had them chase me from Vinewood Hills all the way up to Paleto Bay. I drovr all the way to the lighthouse. By this time, my Oracle was smoking pretty bad, so I decided to be cockey. I drove over to one of the cliffs and waited for them to come. Literally seconds before they were going to ram me off the cliff into the ocean, I turned on Passive mode and they went straight through me into the ocean. Got a text from one of them saying "Passive pussy". I used passive mode as a way to get rid of them, yet he has the cheek to call me a Passive Pussy after I drove half way around san andreas with no passive mode and literally dodged most of the shots from the Technical. However, I gota message from the driver of the Insurgent praising my driving skills and said that that little trick at the end was a good move. Was an extremely intense 20 minutes or so of solid driving!

Hahahaha!!! Bullsh*t!

 

You can't go on passive mode with a bounty placed on your head. Nice try

Not necessarily, ive seen a few passive bounties since the dlc. Annoying!

Another thing was that some have taken themselves off radar when they had a bounty. I did not know that could be done.

[Stoakzee]

Another thing was that some have taken themselves off radar when they had a bounty. I did not know that could be done.

I always do this when someone's chasing me

[bshs95]

I was playing the Prison Break heist with a friend and some randoms today. Everything went smooth. We got out of prison, got to the plane and escaped. The helicopter pilot was doing really well and all was good. We evaded the police and jump out the plane. The Helicopter pilot had landed on the beach and my friend and I landed on the beach a good distance from the helicopter, so we would not tempt fate. Then the last guy parachutet right into the rear propeller of the helicopter and died, so we had to start over again. Danm we were pissed.

 

Some time ago I was doing the Humane Lab Raid setup mission where you have to plant the EMP. When going to the Insurgens a random crashed his car near the Alamo Sea, and instead of stealing a new car, he started swimming across.

[JaegerPilot1]

I was just in a lobby with a H2O Dilerious poser. He had a bounty on him and was hiding out along the inside of a wall at a construction area. I sent a mugger and while the mugger was doing his thing I jumped the wall and killed the poser.

[Niko the awesome]

Today, my character was reborn as Serpico

 

 

He has checkered pants because 70s

He looks nothing like Serpico.

[CrysisAverted]

dropped sticky, sticky propelled police cruiser upward, it blew up in the air after doing a barrel roll

[Goldie-]

Ok, so today I was being chased by an Insurgent and a Technical. Yeah I had a lobby of 8 in the same crew all trying to get me because I had a $3000 bounty placed on me. Anyway, I was driving my Oracle around as usual and they started approaching me fast. I hit the gas and tried to lose them. Their coordination was absolutely brilliant, however I managed to shake my way around them. I had them chase me from Vinewood Hills all the way up to Paleto Bay. I drovr all the way to the lighthouse. By this time, my Oracle was smoking pretty bad, so I decided to be cockey. I drove over to one of the cliffs and waited for them to come. Literally seconds before they were going to ram me off the cliff into the ocean, I turned on Passive mode and they went straight through me into the ocean. Got a text from one of them saying "Passive pussy". I used passive mode as a way to get rid of them, yet he has the cheek to call me a Passive Pussy after I drove half way around san andreas with no passive mode and literally dodged most of the shots from the Technical. However, I gota message from the driver of the Insurgent praising my driving skills and said that that little trick at the end was a good move. Was an extremely intense 20 minutes or so of solid driving!

How did you go passive with a bounty?

[Silver le Belge]

 

I am the Don Quichotte of GTAO.

[IncredulousNoir]

How did you go passive with a bounty?

It happen to me a couple of times during my chrome Dubsta days. If you happen to go passive after you steal a car from a NPC, but before the NPC places a bounty on you, then you'll be a passive bounty.

[silverharbinger]

 

Whats with this fancy chrome n dubsteps you youngins are foolin with? In my day yew could only have one property to yer name, and ye yoosta run rooftop rumbles and out of court settlements oer and oer again until ya could afferd one of those entity xfs all the girls liked. And we'd all spawn in tha same places after doing those same missions an get shot and blown to smithereens by campers, AND WE LIKED IT! WE LOVED IT!

[DS_NEO]

 

Damn, and that was a good active lobby. Rockstar is making my decision on renewing my XBox Live membership easier.

Is GTA the only multiplayer game you play? There are other multiplayer games out there that are worth playing and worth renewing your XBL Membership.

[JaegerPilot1]

 

 

Damn, and that was a good active lobby. Rockstar is making my decision on renewing my XBox Live membership easier.

Is GTA the only multiplayer game you play? There are other multiplayer games out there that are worth playing and worth renewing your XBL Membership.

 

Right now GTA is the only game I have for my 360.

[OVO]

Damn, I had so much fun flying this little baby today.

 

 

 

Edited June 17, 2015 by BattleExel26

[Pyro_Indigo]

It'll sound like another bullsh*t PvP story if I don't actually prove it happened, so...

 

 

Random guy with a bounty was chilling near me. I left him to it, because I don't care about bounties and it wasn't worth the hassle to either of us for a few grand.

 

Earlier on, I'd gotten into a back-and-forth with some douchebag. The same douchebag came and got in the car with the bounty. The first I know of this is my mechanic force-hanging up on me because of two morons spraying Uzis in my general direction. I think one bullet of ~50 actually hit me, because they ended up committing vehicular murder rather than a drive-by. From there I respawned, and what happened in the video above occurred.

Edited June 17, 2015 by Pyro_Indigo

[Goldie-]

 

How did you go passive with a bounty?

It happen to me a couple of times during my chrome Dubsta days. If you happen to go passive after you steal a car from a NPC, but before the NPC places a bounty on you, then you'll be a passive bounty.

 

Yeah but they said that they activated passive just as the truck was about to ram them so.....?

[Pyro_Indigo]

Oh sh*t I forgot about this.

 

Messing around with my crew in one of the modded "Unobtainable Vehicles" missions. I spawned in a Cargo Plane, swooped down with the underbelly to the Alamo Sea, and scooped up a muf*cker with my wing.

 

www.youtube.com/embed/54ifCSFRAIg

Edited June 17, 2015 by Pyro_Indigo

[We Are Ninja]

I started up Crime Scenester and got dumped in with three randoms. I wanted to solo it, but R* had other plans. A quick scan of the other players reveals one high level, 350 or so, and two low-levels. The high level is a mouthy know-it-all. "This mission is super hard; if you want to survive get in with me," he says. Naturally, we spawn in and there's a shiny armored Kuruma. The low-levels are impossibly impressed. I head towards my Massacro because I hate riding along and I hate the idea of needing an armored vehicle to not die. "Gurl, you better get in if you don't want to die," this ass goes on. I drive off. I don't know what they stopped to do, but I get there long before they do and proceed to make my way down the alley. It's not a difficult mission as there's plenty of cover all the way to the bag of money. They pull up beside me while I'm crouched in the alley taking out the last of the cops in front of the moneuy. He says to the low levels, "This bitch is gonna die." He drives ahead (now that the coast is clear) and instructs one of the noobs to collect the loot. I sigh, do a 180 and begin fighting my way back down the alley. He pulls up again and starts honking. I fight my way back to my car and speed off. They lose the cops and deliver the money. Mission over.

 

We vote on the next mission. Handle With Care, another one of my favorites. Can be solo'd easily once you know where the bots spawn, but takes a while because you have to drive two boats a surprisingly long way. Captain Overkill and one of the noobs speeds off to get his Buzzard. The other noob rides with me. Everything is going fine. The noob knows how to follow my lead and not get his head blown off. We're moving in hard and fast when Captain Overkill shows up with a volley of rockets. Next thing we know, we get a Mission Failed screen. The dumbf*ck bloww up the stuff we were there to get...

 

One quick restart later, and it starts up again. Once again, I'm working my way through the warehouse and the dude shows up in another Buzzard. "I'm just gonna let y'all get the stuff and mop up out here..." We proceed and get the stuff.

 

"There's a Buzzard out there", I think, "at least we won't have to deal with the boats that start chasing us once we get past..."

 

-MISSION FAILED-

*A boat was destroyed*

 

What the actual f*ck. Apparently this dumbass opens fire on the guys standing on the dock... RIGHT NEXT TO THE BOATS.

 

"I don't like this mission, let's do another one," he says...

 

Me and one of the newbs votes to replay it. The Buzzard douche leaves a few seconds in. Both noobs get themselves killed, leaving me to finish the mission on my own. One newb quits. A few minutes later so does the other one. 15 minutes later, I finish the mission and go back to free roam.

[LeakyLine]

I started up Crime Scenester and got dumped in with three randoms. I wanted to solo it, but R* had other plans. A quick scan of the other players reveals one high level, 350 or so, and two low-levels. The high level is a mouthy know-it-all. "This mission is super hard; if you want to survive get in with me," he says. Naturally, we spawn in and there's a shiny armored Kuruma. The low-levels are impossibly impressed. I head towards my Massacro because I hate riding along and I hate the idea of needing an armored vehicle to not die. "Gurl, you better get in if you don't want to die," this ass goes on. I drive off. I don't know what they stopped to do, but I get there long before they do and proceed to make my way down the alley. It's not a difficult mission as there's plenty of cover all the way to the bag of money. They pull up beside me while I'm crouched in the alley taking out the last of the cops in front of the moneuy. He says to the low levels, "This bitch is gonna die." He drives ahead (now that the coast is clear) and instructs one of the noobs to collect the loot. I sigh, do a 180 and begin fighting my way back down the alley. He pulls up again and starts honking. I fight my way back to my car and speed off. They lose the cops and deliver the money. Mission over.

 

We vote on the next mission. Handle With Care, another one of my favorites. Can be solo'd easily once you know where the bots spawn, but takes a while because you have to drive two boats a surprisingly long way. Captain Overkill and one of the noobs speeds off to get his Buzzard. The other noob rides with me. Everything is going fine. The noob knows how to follow my lead and not get his head blown off. We're moving in hard and fast when Captain Overkill shows up with a volley of rockets. Next thing we know, we get a Mission Failed screen. The dumbf*ck bloww up the stuff we were there to get...

 

One quick restart later, and it starts up again. Once again, I'm working my way through the warehouse and the dude shows up in another Buzzard. "I'm just gonna let y'all get the stuff and mop up out here..." We proceed and get the stuff.

 

"There's a Buzzard out there", I think, "at least we won't have to deal with the boats that start chasing us once we get past..."

 

-MISSION FAILED-

*A boat was destroyed*

 

What the actual f*ck. Apparently this dumbass opens fire on the guys standing on the dock... RIGHT NEXT TO THE BOATS.

 

"I don't like this mission, let's do another one," he says...

 

Me and one of the newbs votes to replay it. The Buzzard douche leaves a few seconds in. Both noobs get themselves killed, leaving me to finish the mission on my own. One newb quits. A few minutes later so does the other one. 15 minutes later, I finish the mission and go back to free roam.

In case you're a high level on a primary....are we the only high levels who KNOW how to move through missions without trying to show off to lows like a douche?!

[We Are Ninja]

...And can actually function without an armored/aerial crutch??

[JaegerPilot1]

Earlier today I came into a public lobby with a bounty already in it. On my way to my garage the bounty was taunting the other players trying to get the bounty. So I decided to get into my freshly acquired armored Kuruma and give chase. I was not the only one that was chasing him, a player on a motorcycle was also chasing him. As we were chasing him he was throwing grenades out the window, neither of us chasing him got blown up. I guess he was looking back at us because he just ran into the corner of a building spinning his Dubsta 6x6. That is when I took aim with my AP Pistol and killed him.

 

When I killed him you should have heard the cusswords coming out of his mouth, it would make a drunk sailor blush.

[JaegerPilot1]

Was just in a lobby with Caitlyn Jenner. He was a real bitch.

[Goldie-]

Was just in a lobby with Caitlyn Jenner. He was a real bitch.

Haha

[XGh0st7]

Ok so last night, friend and i had been in this online session for a few hours. When our party just stops working.

 

At this time we're the only two left.

 

Ppl join and more ppl join then i hear some random through my headset "i've had enough of this guy killing me, im going to hack his IP" ok im nothing to do with this (for once).

 

He then comes out with Pretty racist comments to his buddies showing off, "im ex military" kid sounds 12!..at this point im thinking "this guy couldn't be more of a tool". WRONG!

 

He then says this, "yeah i was responsible for the whole thing over Christmas, i hacked microsoft!!" Went to find him, killed them all Then left.

 

ok so yeah, i know the chances of him telling the truth there are very low. Minuscule! However even though i know you guys frown on names mentioned, i Just want to share the fact that this guy is a pr*ck. AnonLee.

 

TLDR:

Crybaby thinks hes hard mentions banning ip addresses, showing off tells ppl he hacked Microsoft. Racist comments. Avoid AnonLee!

 

Forgot to mention i reported him for everything i could. Not like it would work. Meh

Edited June 18, 2015 by XGh0st7