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[School.]

A Zentorno drives up to me in reverse shooting at me.

 

*BOOM*

 

The Zentorno driver gets his car back and trys to reverse kill me again.

 

*BOOM*

 

He does it again.

 

*BOOM*

 

He says over the mic: "Really? You're just going to blow me up everytime? Pussy. It's your money you're wasting.

 

I reply that I have over $33 million and can do this all day if he wants.

 

He leaves the session.

Why spend your hard earned $33 million on insurance payouts, when you can buy 3 gloriously hideous gold jet planes, i sure know what i would do.

[Slonitram]

I have hit the level 300 mark.

Congratulations!

[JaegerPilot1]

 

A Zentorno drives up to me in reverse shooting at me.

 

*BOOM*

 

The Zentorno driver gets his car back and trys to reverse kill me again.

 

*BOOM*

 

He does it again.

 

*BOOM*

 

He says over the mic: "Really? You're just going to blow me up everytime? Pussy. It's your money you're wasting.

 

I reply that I have over $33 million and can do this all day if he wants.

 

He leaves the session.

Why spend your hard earned $33 million on insurance payouts, when you can buy 3 gloriously hideous gold jet planes, i sure know what i would do.

 

Because he loves to teach the real pussies that hide in their Zentorno's trying to reverse kill a lesson.

[Jason1]

i finished the criminal mastermind challenge with the best crew i had so far

it turned out pretty easy if you got 4 players that really familiar with all heist set-ups and finales

we did it in the 1st attempt (about 7 hours)

 

 

i tried to did it before with the other 3 people but 1 player is so bossy, annoying, and talk too much even though he is the lowest level player of all 4

 

me and the other 2 just had it with him, we decided to part ways after prison break finale even though no one died yet

Edited June 14, 2015 by Jason1

[CrysisAverted]

me and a friend both accidentally fired rockets from our Savages at the coke in LS Connection destroying it, but we didn't fail we just went to Madrazo's and got paid.

[The First Hunter]

Started TLSC with two other people two hours ago!

I'm lvl 75 and one of them where 243 and the last guy was 154!

As the mission started in got in my stirling and the lvl 243 too! I went for my savage and i thought that the lvl 154 guy could handle the enemies near the granger! Nope he died and a f*cking enemy granger attacked us near the helipad and killed the 243 guy!

I hopped in my savage and destroyed the granger and went for the objective granger!

After using the gps the 154 guy hopped in my savage and set a way point to his hydra! So i went there and he hopped in his hydra and both went for the depot! I cleared the depot and destroyed the 6 incoming grangers and 154 guy hacked the laptop! We went for the coke and destroyed all of the vehicles the supplier and there were only two enemies remaining (those guys near the coke)

154 guy got magically sniped and i was the only player so i killed one of the enemies and took half of the health of the last guy but he killed me with his shotgun! :-/ mission failed and i was so embrassed but we replayed it again and done it flawlessly and earned 28k money and 7k rp!

[MayoChiki]

Just started a new character.

 

Level 3 and bam, special crate incoming. So I rushed to Zancudo for a Lazer and saw in the city two red dots going for Hydras. I tried three times but couldn't get the jet in time of the damn base because the stupid NPC jets that apparently shot EMP and render your Hydra to a useless pile of junk.

 

I died for the 4th time and the crate drops. Bam, right behind me. No joke, I waited for the crate to drop and the Hydras were after me. They went nuts after I used passive mode and took the special crate. f*ck yeah, way to start this new character. They messaged me a few times calling me a pussy so I sent them the link of a selfie of my character wearing the shirt. I think they exploded from the rage.

 

Anyway, call me pussy but as a level 3 with a regular pistol facing two high level Hydras it was my only way to win.

[Pete4000uk]

I got some award yesterday along with I think 20k for it. That plus 10k crate made me happy.

[LeakyLine]

I was playing as my female character(new, I was tired of having everything open to me)

Had two friends in the session.

 

Grabbed a special crate. No probs.

 

So, a few minutes later, some guy starts hitting on me, kept sending me messages.

 

Got tired of it and invited him to a party.

'Hey baby'

*Deep voice* 'I'm a guy, bro'

 

ThirstyDudeXx left the party

[owl-man]

I was playing as my female character(new, I was tired of having everything open to me)

Had two friends in the session.

 

Grabbed a special crate. No probs.

 

So, a few minutes later, some guy starts hitting on me, kept sending me messages.

 

Got tired of it and invited him to a party.

'Hey baby'

*Deep voice* 'I'm a guy, bro'

 

ThirstyDudeXx left the party

"Shake dat ass!"

Man that was the greatest.

[BigSnack4474]

Ignore this post

Edited June 14, 2015 by BigSnack4474

[stewbakka]

Today I finally got my first special crate drop, and then my second immediately after

[Fussyfez]

I just had an amusing session.

 

Popped a prox mine on the entrance/exit Road to central LSC.

 

Got a kill whilst on my way to my buzzard, as there is a special crate about to drop in a few minutes.

 

Get another kill....

 

Jump in my heli and head off to my center of the map waiting for crate place, and I get a double... Wtf?

 

Check map and there are two black X's where my prox was.

 

 

I ended up getting another 4 or 5 kills from this respawning prox mine.

 

Many lulz.

[JON22]

Not really GTA related, but I was walking my dog (in real life....yeah there's such a thing) when I happened to see a car like this. May not be the same but similar colour.

 

It was pulling into the car park of Home Bargains (a super cheap shopping chain in the UK for all you foreigners). Also certain I'm noticing a lot more bench spoilers on cars since GTA 5 came out.

[mab-gast]

So I had the objective of stealing 10 vehicles. Obviously, i got myself a bounty and a special crate was inbound. I hopped in my Buzzard, for evading boutny hunters and to try and collect the crate at the same time. I don't know how, but it actually succeeded. I then saw two dots zooming in on me. Not knowing if they were after the bounty or the crate, I went to the top of Mt Chilliad, and soon after received a text saying "come noob."

 

From a player who had a lower level than me, no less (he was something like 140).

 

Well, I simply reply "lol" trying to communicate with him in a language that he can understand. Soon afterwards, I get another text "f*cking noob" from the ame player. I reply "lol lol" for emphasis, and decide to leave Mt Chilliad for the southern airport (my usual spot when defending a bounty).

 

On my way, I decide to spite this dude, I decide to give away my bounty to a low-level player. I spot one, parachute down to him, he runs me over, and I send a final text to the so-called hunter: "next time, be nice and you might get what you want."

[Xenome13]

I may be considered blind, but I just now realized the Casco resembles a Ferrari 250

 

Ferrari 250:

 

Casco for comparison(not my pic):

Edited June 14, 2015 by Xenome13

[cdjen93]

Well, on my low-level character, I just finished a downtown cop distraction for Lester, using a Cargobob to just fly around the area for five minutes (worked like a charm, I only had white smoke when it was done). Went to Vespucci helipad, swapped it for a fresh Maverick, and proceeded to fly straight up to reduce risk of getting shot down, waiting for a special crate drop. I feel as though I'm high enough, leave my controller in one hand and get a can of Yoohoo from the kitchen. Come back and see a splash of grey smoke come off the side. "Am… am I being shot at?" Another one. "Yep." Only one dude that was facing me from the right side, was on the Maze Bank building or something tall, so I just climb and go hover over him. He starts looking around wildly like he was trying to find me. At this point, there's a good layer of overcast well beneath me, I just wait for the notification.

 

*Special Crate Drop Inbound* Green circle is on the east coast, near the power station. I start immediately towards it. Guy who was trying to snipe me jumped in his chopper well after I started, and was a ways behind me… *Special Crate has been dropped* I get over the highway and jump, and dive straight towards it. Pulled my chute, started taking out the bad guys with my Uzi… and ruin the coolness by smacking into a hillside. Okay, no big deal… except when I started to get up, my character decides to fall backwards down the hill and die by slowly falling… *WASTED* Okay, whatever, I still have time to-- *Lost connection due to unknown network error. Return to GTA V.*

 

[Skull2knight]

Not really GTA related, but I was walking my dog (in real life....yeah there's such a thing) when I happened to see a car like this. May not be the same but similar colour.

 

It was pulling into the car park of Home Bargains (a super cheap shopping chain in the UK for all you foreigners). Also certain I'm noticing a lot more bench spoilers on cars since GTA 5 came out.

Looks like KSI's car.

[Whitedodge00]

 

 

A Zentorno drives up to me in reverse shooting at me.

 

*BOOM*

 

The Zentorno driver gets his car back and trys to reverse kill me again.

 

*BOOM*

 

He does it again.

 

*BOOM*

 

He says over the mic: "Really? You're just going to blow me up everytime? Pussy. It's your money you're wasting.

 

I reply that I have over $33 million and can do this all day if he wants.

 

He leaves the session.

Why spend your hard earned $33 million on insurance payouts, when you can buy 3 gloriously hideous gold jet planes, i sure know what i would do.

 

Because he loves to teach the real pussies that hide in their Zentorno's trying to reverse kill a lesson.

I came to say that I finally made it into BS on my second character (deliberately) to get the dunce cap then I see this. I was out and about, being an asshole to someone that obviously rubber banded their thumb sticks so they wouldn't be kicked. You never go AFK without going to passive mode, especially in BS! Then here comes this guy in a, you guessed it, Zentorno. He sticky bombs me once, I give him the benefit of the doubt. He sticky bombs me again, f*ck you c*nt, RPG.

[REXX]

Ok, so today I was being chased by an Insurgent and a Technical. Yeah I had a lobby of 8 in the same crew all trying to get me because I had a $3000 bounty placed on me. Anyway, I was driving my Oracle around as usual and they started approaching me fast. I hit the gas and tried to lose them. Their coordination was absolutely brilliant, however I managed to shake my way around them. I had them chase me from Vinewood Hills all the way up to Paleto Bay. I drovr all the way to the lighthouse. By this time, my Oracle was smoking pretty bad, so I decided to be cockey. I drove over to one of the cliffs and waited for them to come. Literally seconds before they were going to ram me off the cliff into the ocean, I turned on Passive mode and they went straight through me into the ocean. Got a text from one of them saying "Passive pussy". I used passive mode as a way to get rid of them, yet he has the cheek to call me a Passive Pussy after I drove half way around san andreas with no passive mode and literally dodged most of the shots from the Technical. However, I gota message from the driver of the Insurgent praising my driving skills and said that that little trick at the end was a good move. Was an extremely intense 20 minutes or so of solid driving!

[egomaniac247]

Unfreakin believable.

 

Playing the last Pacific Heist with 3 randoms. Believe it or not I still haven't finished this heist, I don't have crew and so it's rare that I see the heist come up so I never really tried.

 

So I finally decide I'll try it again with randoms and this time we spend about an hour with players constantly dying on the motorcycles. All players ranked over 100.

 

Finally after many failed attempts, the leader gets the Kuruma......we make it all the way to the boat....all 4 of us get into the boat...plenty of time to spare.

 

 

And the mother f'er driving crashes the boat onto the shore and we can't get it back in the water. It blows up.

 

THEN you'd think it wouldn't be rocket science since we all know he has the kuruma and so we follow him to his garage...he gets it out.....comes back out of the garage....and his freakin doors are locked and apparently he can't figure out how to unlock them now. We spend 5 mins fighting off cops while he figures out how to unlock his car. Finally just leaves.

 

FFS.

[The First Hunter]

Ok, so today I was being chased by an Insurgent and a Technical. Yeah I had a lobby of 8 in the same crew all trying to get me because I had a $3000 bounty placed on me. Anyway, I was driving my Oracle around as usual and they started approaching me fast. I hit the gas and tried to lose them. Their coordination was absolutely brilliant, however I managed to shake my way around them. I had them chase me from Vinewood Hills all the way up to Paleto Bay. I drovr all the way to the lighthouse. By this time, my Oracle was smoking pretty bad, so I decided to be cockey. I drove over to one of the cliffs and waited for them to come. Literally seconds before they were going to ram me off the cliff into the ocean, I turned on Passive mode and they went straight through me into the ocean. Got a text from one of them saying "Passive pussy". I used passive mode as a way to get rid of them, yet he has the cheek to call me a Passive Pussy after I drove half way around san andreas with no passive mode and literally dodged most of the shots from the Technical. However, I gota message from the driver of the Insurgent praising my driving skills and said that that little trick at the end was a good move. Was an extremely intense 20 minutes or so of solid driving!

How did you activate passive mode when you had a bounty on you?

I can smell lies

[BeersInsteadofGears]

Damn didn't get a single special crate all weekend. I spawned at Sandy Shores Airfield after doing Titan of a Job solo, hopping straight into a buzzard as the 'Special Crate Drop in 3 hours' notification comes up. I get some altitude in the chopper and kind of hover around for a bit. Soon there are like 4 players in various aircraft preparing for the crate drop.

Then the green area appears on the map where the crate will be dropped and it's right in the middle of downtown Los Santos at the base of the Maze Bank Tower. All the blips and aircraft in the lobby start making a beeline for the drop zone including myself. Some dude in a Hydra shoots down a Savage near Vinewood Hills, then crashes into the transmission tower right in front of me. Those 2 are out of the running....although one of these guys manages to get a weak lock on my buzzard with a homing launcher just before I go out of range. Close call!

So I'm barreling down on Maze Tower from the north and notice the other helicopters approaching, I get a lock on one of them and they immediately jump. Not to be beaten to the crate, I jump too, and land right near the drop zone right on top of about 5 guards shooting at me. I die. Luckily I re-spawn closer than any of the other players to the crate, so I try making the mad dash up some staircase, taking out the last guard. Some other player in a helicopter tries coming in hot and fast for the win, but the other player who jumped out of their helicopter just before me takes care of this other player.

I am literally 2 more steps from the beautiful glowing crate, eyes wide with anticipation and having taken out all the guards, when I cop a flurry of bullets from the player who was really always one step ahead of me.....damnit. Wasted. Player gets the crate and the victory.

I had to send a message saying Well played because honestly it was the most intense 5 minutes of my GTA O career and I was actually disappointed for the first time ever. Guy messages back Thanks, sorry for killing you. Lol that's just business bro, gotta do what you gotta do

Edited June 15, 2015 by BeersInsteadofGears

[Slonitram]

Two things that happened to me in one Rocket vs Insurgents match (that sucked, btw):

 

 

 

 

[LogScottWood]

On Friday night I texted a player called 'HaroldShipman69' telling him 'your mother sucks cocks in hell' he then proceeded to kill me five times in a row without reply. Impressed by his stealthy, super human efforts, I sent him a friend request. He accepted.

 

I'd much rather be on his team than against him.

 

Hope this helps,

 

Log

[REXX]

 

Ok, so today I was being chased by an Insurgent and a Technical. Yeah I had a lobby of 8 in the same crew all trying to get me because I had a $3000 bounty placed on me. Anyway, I was driving my Oracle around as usual and they started approaching me fast. I hit the gas and tried to lose them. Their coordination was absolutely brilliant, however I managed to shake my way around them. I had them chase me from Vinewood Hills all the way up to Paleto Bay. I drovr all the way to the lighthouse. By this time, my Oracle was smoking pretty bad, so I decided to be cockey. I drove over to one of the cliffs and waited for them to come. Literally seconds before they were going to ram me off the cliff into the ocean, I turned on Passive mode and they went straight through me into the ocean. Got a text from one of them saying "Passive pussy". I used passive mode as a way to get rid of them, yet he has the cheek to call me a Passive Pussy after I drove half way around san andreas with no passive mode and literally dodged most of the shots from the Technical. However, I gota message from the driver of the Insurgent praising my driving skills and said that that little trick at the end was a good move. Was an extremely intense 20 minutes or so of solid driving!

How did you activate passive mode when you had a bounty on you?

I can smell lies

I survived the bounty about half way through the chase, but they kept coming aftet me. Forgot to mention it

[JaegerPilot1]

 

 

Ok, so today I was being chased by an Insurgent and a Technical. Yeah I had a lobby of 8 in the same crew all trying to get me because I had a $3000 bounty placed on me. Anyway, I was driving my Oracle around as usual and they started approaching me fast. I hit the gas and tried to lose them. Their coordination was absolutely brilliant, however I managed to shake my way around them. I had them chase me from Vinewood Hills all the way up to Paleto Bay. I drovr all the way to the lighthouse. By this time, my Oracle was smoking pretty bad, so I decided to be cockey. I drove over to one of the cliffs and waited for them to come. Literally seconds before they were going to ram me off the cliff into the ocean, I turned on Passive mode and they went straight through me into the ocean. Got a text from one of them saying "Passive pussy". I used passive mode as a way to get rid of them, yet he has the cheek to call me a Passive Pussy after I drove half way around san andreas with no passive mode and literally dodged most of the shots from the Technical. However, I gota message from the driver of the Insurgent praising my driving skills and said that that little trick at the end was a good move. Was an extremely intense 20 minutes or so of solid driving!

How did you activate passive mode when you had a bounty on you?

I can smell lies

I survived the bounty about half way through the chase, but they kept coming aftet me. Forgot to mention it

 

So they were being little bitches.

[Smesi]

Just happened a few minutes ago

 

 

If you havent noticed it yet,its a shock site.

[cdjen93]

Unfreakin believable.

 

Playing the last Pacific Heist with 3 randoms. Believe it or not I still haven't finished this heist, I don't have crew and so it's rare that I see the heist come up so I never really tried.

 

So I finally decide I'll try it again with randoms and this time we spend about an hour with players constantly dying on the motorcycles. All players ranked over 100.

 

Finally after many failed attempts, the leader gets the Kuruma......we make it all the way to the boat....all 4 of us get into the boat...plenty of time to spare.

 

 

And the mother f'er driving crashes the boat onto the shore and we can't get it back in the water. It blows up.

 

THEN you'd think it wouldn't be rocket science since we all know he has the kuruma and so we follow him to his garage...he gets it out.....comes back out of the garage....and his freakin doors are locked and apparently he can't figure out how to unlock them now. We spend 5 mins fighting off cops while he figures out how to unlock his car. Finally just leaves.

 

FFS.

How many times has this method been discussed since heists came out? You can't get into someone's PV no matter what setting it's on unless:

1. It was taken out of the garage far away enough from the other players or

2. Everyone was in the garage and got into it there.

[REXX]

Just happened a few minutes ago

 

 

If you havent noticed it yet,its a shock site.

He can't spell "lobbies" properly?