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[Saikolemon]

Prison Break finale. 3rd restart. Everything was all fine and dandy until the time came to pick up the guys from the prison. For reasons unknown, the host had assigned the lowest level (60ish) to be the pilot. Said pilot proceeded to have a hard landing, warping the fuselage and breaking all the windows, which puzzled me since the velum is not exactly the hardest plane in the world to fly and land. (cough cough, Vestra.) Captain Clumsy of the S.S Fail then proceeded to draw level with the hanger at sandy shores, facing the road and just sat there, propeller idling.

 

"Surely not...." I muttered to myself.

 

Well, Captain Clown must have been a caveman who had only recently learned to bang a couple of stones together and had been given the infinitesimally complex task of flying a plane as he then proceeded to defy the laws of physics, gravity and plain common sense by attempting to take off in less than 20 meters with a huge rock formation in front of his beady uncomprehending eyes.

 

His desperate attempt to mate with the rock succeeded and resulted in some salty language, bloodshed and violence liberally thrown his way when the majority of us chose the freemode option after the sad state of events.

Edited June 12, 2015 by saikolemon

[BatFerYou]

 

I went to bad sports again, after a 2-week Insurgent and sticky bombs frenzy.

 

My sentence expires tonight and I am reborn as a Christina. Sorry, Christian. This wasn't a sex change. Anyway, I am a changed man and will serve the lord from now on. 'N sh*t.

 

It's a good gimmick. I can see a lot of mileage in it. Only problem is, your water to wine trick is redundant on this forum, as there is already plenty of WHINE.

 

Hope this helps,

 

Log

Yeah it wore off pretty quack.

 

Hey, I have a new phone! Hopefully it'll improve the quality of posts here that aren't mine, yours or our superior friends.

 

Except in my fart, I know it won't.

 

go passive and stand by my Osiris

I cost some jet griefer over 100K

That's...that's beautiful...

 

*sheds tears and makes a TV movie aboot it*

Edited June 12, 2015 by BatFerYou

[Davey Boy]

I just got reported by a squeaker for driving my Roosevelt, claming that "I was driving a hacked car that wasn't made by R*"

 

Keep in mind that this was on Xbox One

Edited June 12, 2015 by FedoraTheExplora

[CrysisAverted]

I just got reported by a squeaker for driving my Roosevelt, claming that "I was driving a hacked car that wasn't made by R*"

 

Keep in mind that this was on Xbox One

This is what happens when R* makes games

I noticed some squeakers talking about reporting some guy for hacking because they couldn't kill him, he was in passive mode (long before the passive god mode glitch)

[ParsoOnFire]

I was clothes shopping with a friend, showing him all the new stuff until someone with a bounty parked their car in front of the door (Suburban). then tried to shoot me (friend went passive) until a bullet shot through the store.

 

it closed, giving me the ability to pull out my gun and nail him (easy $7000). I went passive and killed myself to get out of the shop and walked over to my osiris.

 

I heard a clinking noise and noticed there was a grenade between me and the car. it exploded and the idiot forgot I was in passive mode. the car went up, costing him a lovely 24k. after getting killed by the cops, he spawned down the road, I got a new Osiris and drove over to him. honking the horn before getting out and repeatedly using jazz hands until he left.

[Stoakzee]

Just come across some guy in FR who was extremely skilled with the marksman rifle...from long range may I add. It ended up 10-4 to him until three other players got involved. I kill all three of them and then everybody disconnects.

[XGh0st7]

Last night friend and i were chilling near helipad area and i notice a 3player dot approaching fast. Try telling my friend to get in cover, however before i say anything he's roadkill.

 

I shot the passenger which makes the insurgent driver spin round and head for me. I jump into a chopper they try shooting but i get away too the nearby rooftops. I snipe the driver and 3rd passenger. Then i get the inevitable messages like "modder" etc. Meh.

 

So they split up then 2 more players join them. Keeping us seperated repeatedly killing us (kept spawning right next to them). One drove up in osiris so i try to steal it. My friend says "they're all chasing you, they're all driving insurgents"

 

Lightbulb!! Head to the pier and park right on the edge. Sure enough they all crash into his car, then go into the water along with it. They werent happy then my friend pulled up and we annihilated them again and again. Before going back to the helipad to do what we wanted in the beginning. Not a great story but just made me chuckle.

[DISTRICT7642]

Guy in Zentorno with dollar rims was chasing me. I crash. He stops and i'm waiting for him to throw a sticky bomb. He throws a sticky. My car explodes. I die and lol'd. My car is an Osiris. He had to pay $24000 xD

 

I respawn. Guy tries to run me over. I kill him. Guy respawns. Tries to kill me again. i kill him again.

 

Edit: added video.

Edited June 12, 2015 by DISTRICT7642

[Thebigkahuna2687]

2 days ago just to be mean I blew up 5 dudes in a guardian and it turns out they all agreed on chasing me for the next 2 hours. The money wars began and persisted, throwing as many bounties and calling mercenaries or muggings often as possible, until we got to Blaine county, and that street with the mod shop. They rallied up in front of the large hardware store in the parking lot, and I had driven to one end of the street almost a mile out. I had never done this with the intent of it working, but I called an airstrike, drove by without stopping and threw the flare in the parking lot, killing 4 of the 5. I made a uturn for the last dude who had run in the road since only he knew what the flare meant. Lol. And floored him. That was the end after they all quit

[GoCyclones]

I picked up some random dude in my karuma and we drove around killing people and getting killed for quite awhile. Eventually the lobby only had a handful of players and the closest dot was 3 miles or so inthe industrial area. He was all by himself so I decided to see what he was doing. He was about to pick up a hooker so my passenger drove by ahot her in the head then we had a short car chase and we took him out too

[Dondara]

R.I.P

 

I'm truly surprised this took this long.

 

Vass/Siray and now Ugotsmoked

 

Keyboard warriors have lost a hero today....

 

He was a constant, an unbiased hater that did not play favorites or pander for favor. He will be missed.

Edited June 12, 2015 by Dondara

[Sasuke Uzumaki]

I've spent about 2 months in private sessions just grinding money, so I though it'd be good to join a public session again. Ten minutes in, some underground rapper is freestyling to the whole lobby, there's some kids trying to get a glitch to work, and there's some moron raging on the mic. Typical GTA lobby.

This is why I like playing privately.

[Whitedodge00]

So my crew for my second account had their page hacked and stolen last night.. I guess people really hated them..

[the nameless]

One of my dailies was capture a bounty, so on my way over to one I drove past a red blip standing still and was murdered by him, he then drove off and declined my 1 on 1 offer so I sent him a text saying "I smell a pussie", then when he is halfway across LS he sends one saying "come get me then". I said "I'm busy bangin your ma".

 

So after a bit of back and forth and about 10 minutes later he slaps a bounty on me, so I return the favour (I still needed to collect one) and head towards him by the lsc in La Mesa. I had fallen for that trick once before and when I looked there was a load of police being killed and blown up - he was in a wall breech. After a bit more back and forth: "U coming?", "if u get out of your hidy hole" - he stays there and someone tried to collect his bounty and got killed by him. Eventually I went into passive mode, googled the breech and did it myself to meet him in the wall. He had his gun aimed at me knowing I would eventually come out of passive, at which point it became an old fashioned gunslinger showdown. I am pleased to say that justice prevailed and I won, collected my bounty and the £25K + 3K RP for dailies.

[We Are Ninja]

Dem heists doe:

 

Joined a random heist setup. The one where you steal the Hydra off the aircraft carrier. Playing my female char as usual. We walk outside and I head to my car. Some cretin in an Insurgent starts laying on his horn (for my character to get in, it seems...). I get in my car anyway. He proceeds to pin my character's car in so that I can't leave. When I finally do get free, I'm annoyed, but whatever. I get to the dinghy long before the others, and the host proceeds to climb in and toss me out of the driver's seat. I return the favor. Then someone does it to him. Realizing that these guys really are idiots, I take a seat in the back and let them finish fondling each other. Once the dinghy is finally moving, I get an in-game text that reads, "GIRL LET ME GET YR NUMBER"... These morons proceed to point their guns at my character the entire ride. Once we're on the carrier, onee guy gets killed whiled air-humping my character and fails the mission. Another decides to hover the Hydra on the deck of the carrier and destroy everything and gets taken out before he leaves the f*cking ship. The next time, we defeat the jets and the host destroys the f*cking Hydra while trying to land it. Someone gets shot down on the next attempt. I decide to call it quits if we fail again, but we don't...

 

We spawn back into a lobby and one of them shoots me in the back, drives off and goes passive moments before I can send him to Kifflom. I get another invite from the same host for the next leg of the mission. It's a slow day and after buying two cars from the Ill-Gotten Gains DLC, I'm broke AF so I join... Yeah... -.-

 

Next up, we have to steal the Valkyrie or whatever that helicopter is called. The asshole in the Insurgent shunts me every chance he gets. It doesn't help that UPS guy shows up at my door (IRL) and I have to put the controller down. When I get back, my car is smoking and missing body panels... One of them even tries to throw a sticky at my car... At this point, I've had enough. The fact that several people die and we fail the mission twice before we actually "get to ze choppa" despite the fact that they're in a f*cking Insurgent is almost too much. I won't throw a mission to f*ck over one person. Not even to f*ck over two people. But when everyone is an asshole, there are no holds barred. Despite the rampant f*ckery, I play my part. I save one guys life, I take out the sniper on the crane, I shoot down several helicopters with one of the side-mounted guns. I contemplate seeing the mission through because $25K would be nice, but... I wait until we're above the dropoff and the pilot is bringing the bird down and I message the guy that killed me after the last mission. My message is concise. "LOL". I wait until the bird is 50 yards above the marker and I exit GTAO...

[JaegerPilot1]

Guy in Zentorno with dollar rims was chasing me. I crash. He stops and i'm waiting for him to throw a sticky bomb. He throws a sticky. My car explodes. I die and lol'd. My car is an Osiris. He had to pay $24000 xD

 

I respawn. Guy tries to run me over. I kill him. Guy respawns. Tries to kill me again. i kill him again.

 

Edit: added video.

Cowards and their explosives

I've spent about 2 months in private sessions just grinding money, so I though it'd be good to join a public session again. Ten minutes in, some underground rapper is freestyling to the whole lobby, there's some kids trying to get a glitch to work, and there's some moron raging on the mic. Typical GTA lobby.

This is why I like playing privately.

The ones that rage over the mic are the best. I just call the mercenaries and put bounties on them and hear them cry some more.

[ItsRefleX]

Here's a story based on my experience in GTA: Online as to why I don't like people to f*ck with me.

 

I had just came back from completing the entire Pacific Standard setups and heist finale with the same players, who used female characters and I was the only one with a male character lol. I opened up my phone to deposit my $250K cut that I got from the heist and before I could even go to the website, I was met by a White and Red Bravado Buffalo running me over.

 

Now usually I don't mind when players do that because I could teach them a lesson or two by blowing their cars up, killing them etc and end up making them cry back to their mothers, but this time I was in a good mood as I had pulled off the Elite Challenge. But what pissed me off was when he took my 9F as I see my personal vehicle in my minimap being taken away casually. And he was only Level 20. LEVEL 20, mocking a LEVEL 126, which was me. I know that the game is called Grand Theft Auto but you have no idea how sensitive I get when people mock me by taking my cars away. So before I stole a civilian's car (hypocrisy right there), I said "Game on, Motherfu*ker" and turned my vehicle access to no one.

 

In the stolen SUV, I chased him all the way to the Los Santos River. He hid under the bridge and I went to a building somewhere near Lester's garment factory. With a smirk on my face, I called Lester to hide my blip. As the minute mark started, I drove slowly to the Los Santos River and held a sticky bomb out of the SUV. I saw him in the Bravado Buffalo that he killed me with and I went for the kill. He blew up in a fiery ball of madness and sweet revenge. But I was not done yet. As he spawned near Ammunation, I ran him over with my SUV about 4/5 times and ended up killing him using my Combat Pistol.

 

So, basically the cycle repeated. I killed him a total of 8 or 9 times until he gave up and went passive mode. I then messaged him "Next time, don't f*ck with people who are higher level-ed than you and have more experience than you". Satisfied, I joined a Heist setup on call as I needed to save up money for the brand new car, the Pegassi Osiris.

[LeakyLine]

Was in a private session with a friend yesterday, making free mode money.

 

Blowing up target vehicles, taking armored trucks.

 

 

Then, the target vehicle comes up, it's a Buiffalo S. So I do the mission glitch and take the Buffalo to LSC, place a tracker on it.

 

 

[Skull2knight]

Recently, since the new Event has came out there are now new crate drops with new items like clothes, etc. Well, we had one in our lobby but here's the thing, there is a douche bag. You know those people who has a bad mental states and they kill everyone? Yeah, that's what a douche bag is.

 

His name was SupressedPeanut (Avatar was a girl, not sure if it's true Male probably.) he was still killing everyone as I saw from the feed, as this crate drop popup came in. The lobby was full at that time but SupressedPeanut stopped killing everyone and starting going to the airport (Where I was) the moment he saw me I was getting in my Besra he killed me and stole it. I got really pissed off at that time because I hate when someone steals you're Pegasus Vehicle and you can't even get it back. I decided to pause my game and go look where he is. He was going straight for a LAZER I could tell because he was going the direction towards it, I knew he would kill everyone before the Crate dropped so he could get to it first.

 

5 Minutes later, I hear that noise whenever you get a text, he destroyed it. He crashed it and is now in a LAZER, so I knew I was screwed. Then I remembered a tip for getting the crate faster, you have to get a Helicopter and go to the middle of the map and wait for it to drop. I decided to do that tip but I went really high up so that asshole wouldn't get me. I took the Frogger and went up, I went about midway until he noticed me. I saw in my Minimap he was heading towards me, I tried to go higher but he had the Homing missiles and I died.

 

Pissed off as ever, I called in for a Besra and went as fast as I could but he went off the radar. I saw his jet and tried to do flips and ended up crashing into the water. I spawned in the beach pier and given up on hope and I knew that I couldn't do it, there were no cars for me to run from and he kept killing me over and over until he left. The police were there so I took their car and called for another Besra but instead decided to go for a normal tactic.

 

My tactic is to call in the Besra and not go inside of in, but instead to wait it out then go off-radar and fly there. After calling it in, it shows the popup again saying 3 hours left. Waiting it out, I paused the game and pretended to be AFK but was looking in the minimap and found that he was targeting anyone who was in a plane, or helicopter. So I knew going off-radar was the only chance I got.

 

There it was, the Crate Drop Imbound. I saw in the minimap that he was heading towards it, so I did my tactic. Went off the radar, and went into my Besra and flew there. The location was near the Vinewood sign and he was close to it but was killing the players nearby. I jumped out and parachuted but died instantly from those guys defending the crate. As soon as I respawned panicked, I saw that he was next to me and killed me instantly, I respawned again but was no confident that I could get it. I ran towards the crate and I looked that noticed that he was trapped and couldn't get up. I was close to the crate but there was a guy infront of me and he was about to shoot me but then turned around and killed SupressedPeanuts for me. I couldn't believe it, was it luck? I killed him and got the crate and ended up getting the Fake Cracas (I forgot the name) T-Shirt. But not Firework Launcher Ammo, but I was okay with that. I forgot about SupressedPeanuts and was too focused about my item and he killed me. When I respawned he still shooting but I spawned on the cliff and was down a few feet. I was far away, then I went into cover and texted "You mad? That's what you get for being an ass." and ran into the street where I called my car. He killed me a couple times then I got to my car and drove off, getting shot a few times from him but I managed to escape and instantly he left the game.

 

Me with my new T-Shirt

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That's what he deserves for being a douche bag to everyone. Karma is a bitch, remember that SupressedPeanuts. Anyone else got a Karma Story?

Sorry for the bad grammar, I'm horrible at story telling.

[JaegerPilot1]

I was just in a good lobby.

 

I was driving around when I noticed this car coming up behind me. I peered back and noticed it was an armored Kuruma. He started firing at me. I raced to the construction site on the west side of the freeway from the Alta Street apartments. He followed. I drove into one of the openings at the bottom, he followed. I quickly got out of my Massacro and killed the driver with my assault shotgun. As I was getting ready to pull away I blew up his armored Kuruma with a rpg.

 

About 5 minutes later I was driving around the Vinewood Mall when I noticed another blip in the area. I just had a feeling it was him. So I parked in the parking lot above the Vinewood LSC that belongs to those apartments. He kept circling and then he stopped in the opening. I jumped on the wall and was locking onto his car with my homing launcher. As I was he was getting a couple shots in but I still was able to blow him and his armored Kuruma up. I left and went to my garage on Popular and that is when I got kicked with the "Unknown Network Error" crap.

 

Damn, and that was a good active lobby. Rockstar is making my decision on renewing my XBox Live membership easier.

Edited June 13, 2015 by JaegerPilot1

[Soran Is On]

Here's a story based on my experience in GTA: Online as to why I don't like people to f*ck with me.

 

I had just came back from completing the entire Pacific Standard setups and heist finale with the same players, who used female characters and I was the only one with a male character lol. I opened up my phone to deposit my $250K cut that I got from the heist and before I could even go to the website, I was met by a White and Red Bravado Buffalo running me over.

 

Now usually I don't mind when players do that because I could teach them a lesson or two by blowing their cars up, killing them etc and end up making them cry back to their mothers, but this time I was in a good mood as I had pulled off the Elite Challenge. But what pissed me off was when he took my 9F as I see my personal vehicle in my minimap being taken away casually. And he was only Level 20. LEVEL 20, mocking a LEVEL 126, which was me. I know that the game is called Grand Theft Auto but you have no idea how sensitive I get when people mock me by taking my cars away. So before I stole a civilian's car (hypocrisy right there), I said "Game on, Motherfu*ker" and turned my vehicle access to no one.

 

In the stolen SUV, I chased him all the way to the Los Santos River. He hid under the bridge and I went to a building somewhere near Lester's garment factory. With a smirk on my face, I called Lester to hide my blip. As the minute mark started, I drove slowly to the Los Santos River and held a sticky bomb out of the SUV. I saw him in the Bravado Buffalo that he killed me with and I went for the kill. He blew up in a fiery ball of madness and sweet revenge. But I was not done yet. As he spawned near Ammunation, I ran him over with my SUV about 4/5 times and ended up killing him using my Combat Pistol.

 

So, basically the cycle repeated. I killed him a total of 8 or 9 times until he gave up and went passive mode. I then messaged him "Next time, don't f*ck with people who are higher level-ed than you and have more experience than you". Satisfied, I joined a Heist setup on call as I needed to save up money for the brand new car, the Pegassi Osiris.

deposit heist money? Elite challenge? 250k?

 

This stories got as many holes as Swiss cheese.

 

Brool cory sto!

[stewbakka]

Today, my character was reborn as Serpico

 

 

He has checkered pants because 70s

[feloniousrick]

Today, my character was reborn as Serpico

 

 

He has checkered pants because 70s

 

Nice man, just need a bullet scar on his face.

[Slonitram]

One of these days, I will take a snapmatic of a jet flying by my window. Right now, I can only dream...

[CrysisAverted]

racing again some dudes, all the idiots follow the dude in 1st off the f*cking mountain and miss the point

[Slonitram]

>Kills a player

 

>You've received $2000 for continued good behavior! Keep it up.

 

>Wat

[Shadowfennekin]

I have hit the level 300 mark.

[JaegerPilot1]

Love being in a solo lobby today. Attacked one armored car, blew up one of the destroy vehicles, shot two smuggler planes and one helicopter out of the sky and helped Lester's contacts get away twice.

[TheDoombringer]

I have hit the level 300 mark.

Welcome to the club friend

[JaegerPilot1]

I have hit the level 300 mark.

Congrats

 

I just hit 50 so I have a long ways to go.