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[LeakyLine]

I started Chop Chop today with another player!

I cleared the airfield with my kuruma and hacked the laptop! The other player died two times during clearing the airfield and hacking the laptop!

I killed all of the incoming enemies and i started shooting the pilot of the Buzzard! I was incredibly happy cuz the hard part of the missions was over!

Then suddenly the chopper crashed into me! :| I was so frustrated!

 

After that i started TLSC and there was another player in the game! He was AFK to easily get the money and rp so i went to the depot and after killing hundreds of enemies i managed to hack the laptop!

So after the laptop i kicked the other player for being lazy!

And went to the air port, killed everyone and delivered the the coke and got 28000 money and 9000 rp !

Then i went to the free roam and then, hate messages of the lazy player ! Laughed so hard to teach him a lesson!

Dude, i'm sorry, and I love seeing your stories here, they're interesting, but please stop putting exclamations after every sentence. IT annoys me to the point of wanting to commit murder

[metalzhen]

Played prison break finale heist. I was level 199. The others are level 139, 40 something and a 30 something level. I was selected to be the pilot. Which I hate but I have no mic and no say. I'm a terrible pilot. Everyone else has a mic. First try my velum plane wheels disappeared. I couldn't deploy the wheels. Not sure why. So when I landed the plane my propeller was hitting the ground and destroyed the plane. Second try I rescued the prisoner and took off but flew over the prison and got rpg'd by the cops in the prison. I can hear the host say "I thought I told u not to fly over the prison". I missed what he said apparently. 3rd try as I was evading the jets, I crashed into the jet while in mid_air failing the mission. I was so embarrassed I just hit the power button on my ps3. Everyone did their part well except for me. Ruined my day.

[The First Hunter]

 

I started Chop Chop today with another player!

I cleared the airfield with my kuruma and hacked the laptop! The other player died two times during clearing the airfield and hacking the laptop!

I killed all of the incoming enemies and i started shooting the pilot of the Buzzard! I was incredibly happy cuz the hard part of the missions was over!

Then suddenly the chopper crashed into me! :| I was so frustrated!

 

After that i started TLSC and there was another player in the game! He was AFK to easily get the money and rp so i went to the depot and after killing hundreds of enemies i managed to hack the laptop!

So after the laptop i kicked the other player for being lazy!

And went to the air port, killed everyone and delivered the the coke and got 28000 money and 9000 rp !

Then i went to the free roam and then, hate messages of the lazy player ! Laughed so hard to teach him a lesson!

Dude, i'm sorry, and I love seeing your stories here, they're interesting, but please stop putting exclamations after every sentence. IT annoys me to the point of wanting to commit murder

 

Oh really?

Sorry! No more "!" after every sentence. (Edited it)

[Stoakzee]

Lost my saved outfits so I decide to re create them. I go passive and head for Ponsonbys, some lvl138 starts following me.

 

Once inside Ponsonbys he follows me everywhere doing the "thumbs up" action. I think nothing of it...until he destroys my PV. He then drives off.

 

Once i've finished getting my outfits back I then check the map to see if PV destroyer is still around.....He is, so I grab my armoured Kuruma, go off radar and kill him.

 

"What the f***'s your problem!?" He messaged me, despite having a mic on.

I continue to kill him, he gets me a few times with his RPG but i'm still on top.

 

"Get better net you f****** peasant"

One of my friends join and we gang up on him until he goes passive.

 

"Wow your really f****** hard for me aren't you"

He fled (in passive) to his apartment and then left. It finished 19-9 to me.

 

That'll teach him.

[CrysisAverted]

that satisfying moment where you complete a stupid user created stunt flawlessly

[FourFingersOfFun]

that satisfying moment where you complete a stupid user created stunt flawlessly

That...was beautiful. *wipes tear from eye*

[Opzeker]

Saw a bounty being chased up north through the Vinewood Hills to the Senora Dessert when I spawned back in freeroam after a heist setup last night.

Decided to give chase since one of my heist members was having dinner.

Went after it on my Bati and saw 2 players inside a car together chasing him as well.

I speedded past the dudes in a car offroad and proceeded to kill the bounty by stickying his car, and as soon as I blew him up and cashed the money the 2 in the car started chasing me.

1 of them then set a bounty of $9000 on my head and I fled away from them even further north to my 2 car garage in Harmony.

When I got in the 2 guys remained outside waiting for me to get out while I was sending one of them trolling messages.

In the meanwhile a friend of mine who also just came out of the heist with me came flying from Los Santos in a buzzard off-radar and killed them both, giving me the chance to get out to escape to Sandy Shores.

Just when I thought I've gotten away from them a third guy joins the party in his hydra to try and kill me and somehow, even while I'm crashing numerous times on my bike in the rocky dessert getting away in panic he couldn't kill me.

I seeked protection in the traintunnel when the rest came after me as well, forcing me to proceed my way to Los Santos on the railroad tracks when the trolled guy also send mercenaries after me.

Around the N.O.O.S.E. complex my friend picked me up in his helicopter to go back to the city.

There, hiding in the clocktower rooftop near Vespucci Beach we continued our heist while the 2 originally chasing me pulled over on the intersection below, unable to revenge kill me.

 

Tldr; Epic bounty chase in between heist setups, random freeroam events is what keeps me loving this game.

[Virtual-Antics]

Last night, I was cruising around in an astereope or other some other cheap vehicle. You know the situation - someone comes along and decides to ruin your fun, or they try to kill you when you're clearly in passive.

 

Anyway.. I was picking up a hooker in West Vinewood for a laugh. I invited her into my car and as she made her way around she was killed by a level 44 player. It was a pointless waste. So... I took a mental note and highlighted their blip via the touchpad. I bided my time and let them flee to the hills around Fort Zancudo. They were hanging out with another high level player but I was more interested in restocking at Ammunation.

 

Originally, I was going to dress in an all black Team/Heist outfit combo with a balaclava and go off radar. It was still night and there was time to use stealth. Then I remembered having a shoot out/sticky bomb chopper against two players and wanted to play out that scenario again. So, I flew up to the guy in a chopper. He'd moved to the beach near the base and the freeway tunnel. I was still in passive and landed near him. There were probably four or five other players nearby who could've ruined the trap but luckily they didn't.

 

Stupidly, the guy was still trying to kill me. I landed near him a few times until he hopped in. Then, I disabled passive and took off across the ocean. Seconds later I triggered the sticky, blew him up, and forced him to stay in passive until he left the session.

[Shadowfennekin]

I met a good Heist crew in Pacific Standard Finale, we all got into the cop car and got to the end with 1.23 million

 

301,000 richer now.

[JaegerPilot1]

Best way to get a bounty

 

A $9K bounty in the lobby

 

See that three cars are around it, 2 in front, one in back. I was thinking they were his friends.

 

I give chase

 

I get close and see the bounty is standing outside his car.

 

I go to run him over and just when I get there one of his friends blows me up. Since I was so close to the bounty the explosion killed him as well.

 

Respawned and saw that I got the $9K and my car was replaced for free.

[Kursaal]

Was on a new char doing the tutorial deathmatch at cypress flats, just me against a level 28 so i was not expecting to win, was just hoping for some decent rp from it....

 

Anyway i go to him hiding behind a wall while im crouched behind a tanker train car, he starts shooting first with a pistol (i think) and i started shooting with my pistol and SOMEHOW i aimed at his head and one shot killed him (i dident expect it to kill him one shot)....

 

So i won xD dunno how he felt about that but i was laughing since as i said, i expected to lose xD

[Smesi]

Pacific Standard : Finale

All the crew was on a police car trying to reach the top of the mountain,i was the driver.

Some guy texted me

pump up some tunes yo

or something like that (this was a few weeks ago)

My rensponse

Right on dawg

I putted on Worldwide FM.
10 SECONDS LATER,THE GUY LEAVES.

My reaction was like a Mix between anger and dying of laughter.

[JaegerPilot1]

Survived my first bounty. Got a $1K bounty for stealing a car, ran to the Vespucci HeliPad and got into a helicopter. Flew to the building that is under construction across from the Maze Bank Building. Landed partway up the building. Got out of the helicopter and blew it up so no one could see exactly what floor I was on. For the next hour I watched players check out the lower levels of the building and even one that took a helicopter to the roof. No one ever found me. I did notice one player that kept looking for me almost the whole time while everyone else gave up and left. So when I survived the bounty I sent that player half.

 

I doubt I will try to survive a bounty again, just too much trouble.

[We Are Ninja]

Troll Tales:

 

I decided to blow the dust off my low-level character. She's level 12. I spend a little money on some of the rank-free weapons and ammo. I buy her some new clothes. I go to Bob Mulet's and get her hair done. As I get up out of the seat, I see a dot near my car. He's level 112. There isn't much cover in Bob's place and shots ring out through the door. This turns his shop into a combat area or whatever and I can draw my weapons. I take cover behind the counter so that I can see the door. He goes to the end of the street and waits for me to come out. I sit tight. He goes to the alley and waits for me to come out. I sit tight. He begins doing slow drive-bys in his white Cheetah. Still I wait. Eventually, he begins throwing stickies at the door. I sit still. Apparently, trolls lack patience. He pulls up to the door firing inside. I wait until I can see him in his hideous car, pop up from behind the counter and give him a taste of my newly-purchased special carbine. I think it still had the tag on it. While he stares at Kifflom, I leave a proximity mine on his driver-side door (stickies don't open up until you hit level 19) and drive off. I send him a message that he'll never get a cheap kill off of me.

 

 

Edited June 10, 2015 by We Are Ninja

[Kushology]

 

 

 

This was and probably is the most intense moment of my GTA Online career.

 

Khan took two rockets to the Velum, thankfully not dying while Ice(Buzzard) was helping Mike(Prisoner) and I make it to the strip.

 

Khan was saying on the last turn before hitting the marker the engine cut out.

 

Edited June 10, 2015 by Kushology

[Mottershead]

That Osiris is a beast. Just got a world record on 'Criminal Records' set to 9 laps beating the Zentorno and Entity.

[Lootings]

Some idiot decided it'd be cool to blow up my osiris, so I killed him until he left the session

[Xion Hunter]

Failed Setup - Plane about six times.

 

Why?

 

First time someone died, then left

 

Second, jackass ditched JUST AS I PARKED THE PLANE.

 

Rest? Everyone died. Over. And over. Then a LEVEL 4 did better THEN ALL OF THOSE GUYS.

 

I will do the Prison Break one more time after this, and that's for CM. f*cksake I hate that heist so much.

[JaegerPilot1]

Some idiot decided it'd be cool to blow up my osiris, so I killed him until he left the session

Had the same thing happen today to me and a few other players.

 

A player decided to shoot our cars with a rpg as we passed so we ended up ganging up on him and killing him over and over and over again until he left the session.

[TCA]

Y'all run into the weirdest people I ever read about. Keep them coming!

[DISTRICT7642]

I got in my Osiris and went to a clothing store. Couple of minutes later i see tcfanatic (GTAF) in his Insurgent, driving in circles around my Osiris.

I check the mini-map and see that there's another player heading our way. The other player fires a rocket at the Insurgent with my PV next to it. My PV goes boom.

I lol'd because he had to pay the $23000 insurance. This guy then starts shooting into the store. I kill him. The End.

[Stoakzee]

^Are you a member of GTAF? I might have been in the same session.

[LeakyLine]

DISCLAIMER: THIS STORY IS FOR STORY PURPOSES ONLY. BAHAMA MAMAS IS NOT OPEN,

 

So I decided to fire up the Windsor and cruise to Del Perro and hit up the club. So I park outside, wait in line, and get in.

 

 

I walk in the door, people are dancing, the music's loud.

and I hear a familiar voice from the DJ voice, a soft..female voice. Holy sh*t, it's Phanny Joe Styles! Haven't heard that name since 1999...

 

And she's spinning the tracks of my Anywhere City days.

 

This is what was playing

 

 

 

So we're all dancing, and then THIS starts playing.

 

 

 

Then the memories come flowing back...

 

 

I remembered dancing to this track in a nightclub in Zarelli back in '99.

 

Whole club starts moving.

 

Had to go, time to drive home. I was sober, thank god

[DISTRICT7642]

^Are you a member of GTAF? I might have been in the same session.

Yes i am. Although i don't have it as my active crew at the moment.

[LogScottWood]

I went to bad sports again, after a 2-week Insurgent and sticky bombs frenzy.

 

My sentence expires tonight and I am reborn as a Christina. Sorry, Christian. This wasn't a sex change. Anyway, I am a changed man and will serve the lord from now on. 'N sh*t.

It's a good gimmick. I can see a lot of mileage in it. Only problem is, your water to wine trick is redundant on this forum, as there is already plenty of WHINE.

 

Hope this helps,

 

Log

[JaegerPilot1]

Had an interesting encounter last night in a public lobby.

 

I was driving my Guardian around and I was near the mall when another player rammed his Insurgent into my Guardian. I do not know if he thought it would be funny to do that. So I hopped out and riddled his Insurgent with my Assault Shotgun killing his passenger. The driver raced off leaving his passenger to respawn alone.

 

He messed my truck up to the point where I could not drive it and I could not call MMI to get it replaced. So I stole a car and drove to the airport where I called to get it delivered. I then went into the airport to get a Buzzard and just so happens the first helicopter to spawn was a Buzzard.

 

I flew the Buzzard to the Insurgents blip on the radar meanwhile calling Lester to take me off the radar. I found the Insurgent, locked on and kept firing missiles at it. Took 6 - 7 missiles to blow it up. Yeah I paid $16K for his Insurgent, but it was worth it. The rest of the session he avoided me both in the air and on the ground.

[Soran Is On]

R.I.P

 

I'm truly surprised this took this long.

 

Vass/Siray and now Ugotsmoked

 

Keyboard warriors have lost a hero today....

[Lord DC]

why did he even get banned? anywhoo, was hanging out in my bounty hiding spot killing everybody, was fun.

[6 Speed]

Captions in the vid are going to tell the story, but what this kid was bitching about over the mic (not recorded due to the PS4) was "Let me ride your Insurgent...PLEEEEEAAAASSSEEE." and "Come on you selfish punk, let me get in the Insurgent!" That squeaker got what he deserved:

 

[CrysisAverted]

go passive and stand by my Osiris

I cost some jet griefer over 100K