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Just completed my second month of Daily Objectives. Another easy 500k

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Doing sawmill survival in a four-team. Me rank 153, others, rank 64, 109 and 504.

 

Rank 109 died reguarly and rank 504 died first almost every round.

 

Seriously, how do you get so high a rank and be so bad at this game? I've seen players at rank 20 that were better than this guy.

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took off safely during a gang attack

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This event has really pissed me off.

 

I was on the PS4 in a public lobby and shortly after I joined Uncle Moe sent me an invite for a mission called Hack and Dash. I've managed to do it on my own before but it took far too long, so I decided to be nice and invite some random players from the session to get it done quicker. I got to the compound first, hacked the terminal and took a vehicle. I thought everything was going well because I hacked the terminal fairly easily and took no damage from the cops as I left. However, shortly after I collected the car, I was told that the people I invited to help me with my job were voting to kick me for no reason. I sent them all a text message asking why but none of them replied. I was the first player to lose the cops and deliver the vehicle. As soon as the notification appeared saying that I had delivered it, I was actually kicked.

 

Am I the only person that thinks R* should update their system so that you have to give a reason for wanting to kick a player? I wasn't doing anything wrong. I don't piss about when I do missions. The three assholes that I made the mistake of inviting were the ones pissing about wasting time. At first I thought they were just having difficulty losing the cops, but it turns out they were just stalling long enough to kick me.

 

This is the last time I try to be friendly and invite random people. I've lost all respect and trust that I had for them. I'm still pissed off that they actually accepted my invite just to kick me for no reason. The fact that they have gotten away with it also annoys the f*** out of me.

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Oh sh*t, oh sh*t, oh sh*t, oh sh*t

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Joined a random contact mission last night, got Rooftop Rumble. Only me and the host, and everything's fine until I kill the driver and go to pick up the documents, jerk off tries to hit me multiple times while I'm out of my car. I drive up to Paleto Bay, go for a 30 minute swim to improve my lung capacity while guy msgs me to 'get in' from his car on the shore. When he moves away I get out and call my kuruma, end up splattering him on the hood. Call my buzzard and guy tries to get in, slice him up with the blades. Fly to Martins and land on the roof while he votes to kick me, lol. Give the bird for a few minutes while I decide whether to blow myself up and fail the mission or not, but ultimately figure he'd suffered adequately and choose to deliver the documents..

I would've delivered them right away if he hadn't tried to run me over.

 

Am I a dick ?

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Joined a random contact mission last night, got Rooftop Rumble. Only me and the host, and everything's fine until I kill the driver and go to pick up the documents, jerk off tries to hit me multiple times while I'm out of my car. I drive up to Paleto Bay, go for a 30 minute swim to improve my lung capacity while guy msgs me to 'get in' from his car on the shore. When he moves away I get out and call my kuruma, end up splattering him on the hood. Call my buzzard and guy tries to get in, slice him up with the blades. Fly to Martins and land on the roof while he votes to kick me, lol. Give the bird for a few minutes while I decide whether to blow myself up and fail the mission or not, but ultimately figure he'd suffered adequately and choose to deliver the documents..

I would've delivered them right away if he hadn't tried to run me over.

 

Am I a dick ?

 

I would say you are, yes. Rather than take the time out to think that nearly running you over was an accident, you automatically assumed it was deliberate. Now, I know you said it happened numerous times, but you weren't actually killed, whereas you killed him twice. Also, the fact you contemplated deliberately failing the mission doesn't stack in your favour. It just makes you worse than it makes him in my opinion.

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Trying to suicide bomb people in GTA Online with C4 on the car hood while playing that "ALALALALALALA" terrorist sound from Postal 2.

 

So far it's going terrible because I always f*cking misclick and play another sound instead of the "ALALALALALA" one (yes I'm using a soundboard).

 

Edit: Gave up.

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As soon as I turned on my Xbox and got into Online, upon leaving my apartment I get the invite to Lester's assignation. I accept and the guy's on the other side of my apartment! I quickly hopped into my Insurgent and blasted the guy with my AP pistol. Easy 7K

 

If only there was a medal for these as they spawn way more often that Distract Cops, Gerald's vehicles, and Trevor's smugglers

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Bit ago, I load into online, changed sessions 3x get into a room with 6-8 people. Get in my zentorno to drive around.

 

Rank 86 looks at the map in his PV insurgent, I go up a hill get out and wait he guns it towards me and I kill him. Get back into car throw a proximity mine by his driver side door and drive off. Kills him he then comes after me again, I had the cops on me and said f*ck it get my tank out. I'm in my tank and here he comes I fire 3 shots and kill him, destroyed my car and his but I don't care. Then proceed to kill him 8 more times, tank is on fire so I bail blow it up with a sticky. He then tries to vehicular homicide with street cars he's killed 4 more times gets his armored Kuruma and he meets my RPG 2 times. He tries to flatten me yet again and fails. I kill him on foot.

 

He gets 1 kill on me but I had gotten 19 kills on him. Soon after he tries to kill me fails and gets shot yet again by me 20 to 1. He decides to leave the session, good! Tip of the day don't f*ck with someone who is 399 levels higher than you expecting a good outcome bc it won't happen.

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There is perhaps a time to let it go.

 

So I'm running around minding my own business when out of absolutely no where a Lazer swoops into range and starts emptying his guns. I snap out the homing rocket and get a soft lock and fire, he empties a hail of gunfire around me, the rocket smacks into his wing. By some miracle of positioning, I was on a bridge and the change in height of the surroundings meant the Lazer gunfire all sank into wall and missed me as he pulled up to avoid the rocket as his burning jet loses control and smashes into the ground...

 

It's kinda like the divine intervention scene from Pulp Fiction!

 

Or maybe not. Moments later, I get a message "U moder, u cheet. i shoot u n u no die".

 

Ok, well assuming the grammar police aren't already being dispatched, I can presume this is one guy who's not going to go away any time soon.

 

And lo and behold, an insurgent pops up on the map...So I get under the bridge and cling to the wall hoping to minimise my profile and that he's not found himself a gunner. Mighty APC of doom quickly locks in on me and comes gliding over the bridge. RPG in the rear to say hello and he turns to charge. Sticking to the wall behind a support strut, he aims right for me and bounces off the wall. Carbine through the rear window and boom...one dead driver.

 

Rockets into the insurgent until it dies and I await the next amusing message. "u kill me 2 times, i report u u moder".

 

Yes, clearly my skill in constructing bridges has come into play...

 

Had he not been so absurd, I would probably have run off to avoid the hassle, however, when someone behaves like that you kinda have to see how long they can keep it up for. It continues like this for a while with a variety of overkill tactics, before I need a sandwich and set on passive move, turn my controller upside down to walk along the LS river...a rage quit may have followed after some more glorious abuse.

 

I think the lesson for him is the right tool for the right job, however, I suspect it's a lost cause.

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Started a 3 on 3 deathmatch.

 

Spent the first minute unable to fire any weapon.

 

Was, panicky, to say the least.

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Joined a team deathmatch last night for my dailies, turns out the host decided to get easy kills so he turned off team balancing and everybody joined him. I killed them repeatedly with my sniper. And they only killed me three times. Needless to say, I was kicked because I was hacking according to them. They kept saying that I wasn't on the map and that it was impossible to not be on the map during a death match. Sometimes the GTA Online community worries me.

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Hi guys, new to the forums. You know when you first start an online mission and you all hop in your personal cars and fly through traffic and obstacles with choreographed precision? No? Yeah that never happens, it's almost always a bumper car nightmare. Well on one occasion that did happen. I felt a sense of pride as 3 of us rolled up side by side, hopped out and took cover by our cars to wage war. Then it happened...

 

The guy in the middle (accidentally?) blew up his car. I don't know if it was a badly aimed grenade or a rocket launcher with a hair trigger, but it caught me completely off guard. Because we were so close, all three cars got blown up and the two other guys died. I got knocked down, maybe because I was wearing armor or maybe because I was on the other side of my car and not directly beside the explosion. Nearly crushed by my own car. That sense of pride was short lived.

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There's something really cool about walking around Los Santos at night while listening to Rust by El Huervo.

 

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Joined a team deathmatch last night for my dailies, turns out the host decided to get easy kills so he turned off team balancing and everybody joined him. I killed them repeatedly with my sniper. And they only killed me three times. Needless to say, I was kicked because I was hacking according to them. They kept saying that I wasn't on the map and that it was impossible to not be on the map during a death match. Sometimes the GTA Online community worries me.

Reminds me of when I was kicked twice in one day from two deathmatches because I was owning everyone. I find it funny when that happens and I even take it as a compliment.

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The Ocelot Benefactor Surano: A Broken Dream

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- Cars That Are Unbelievable Rubbish: Benefactor Surrano

 

Bro. That post deserved it's own thread. If we don't have a proper Ocelot [and/or Benefactor] appreciation thread you should start one. That was f*cking outstanding AND spot on. Makes me want to go back to my Dewbauchee thread and start over from scratch. My hats off to you, sir.

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The Enus Cognoscenti Cabriolet: A top-end luxury car that combines elegance with performance?

- Sting4S

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When you think of top of the line luxury cars, immediately lavish brands such as Mercedes, Rolls Royce or Bentley spring to mind. Of course the most iconic batch of vehicles from these prestigious groups are always the personal luxury coupes. Rolls Royce has the Wraith and Mercedes has their brand new S Class Coupe. Looking at the S Class Coupe closely, you can see that it took most of it's inspiration from none other than Bentley's ravishing Continental GT. Whether it's better or not is a different story for a different time and unfortunately Rockstar has yet to do a spoof of it . . .

 

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Bentley's Continental GT is truly something else. Beauty, elegance, style, and sophistication that blows your mind and performance that literally defies the laws of physics. How could a humongous personal luxury coupe, weighing over two and a half tons, handle and accelerate better than some of those that don't even tip the scales at 4000 pounds? The Continental GT's return in 2003 brought something new to the table that was hard to beat and in 2011 they tried perfecting it even more. The results were astonishing. Literally every body panel and design cue worked; bulging wings (fenders), a bulging trunk, bulging hips (haunches). It was gorgeous. Even the headlamps themselves were a work of art, having the advanced modern technology of LED lighting yet somehow someway managing to make them look very old world and elegant. The performance was a stunner as well. Whilst the basic W12 variant was potent and quick itself, that wasn't enough for Bentley. They brought the Speed to the table, which was capable of 205 mph. To further improve handling and performance they took VW's 4.0L TFSI twin-turbo V8, tuned it up a bit, and stuffed it in their Continental. This made it much lighter and capable of hitting 60 mph in the high 3s. Less weight further improved handling for more enjoyable spirited driving.

 

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The refreshed Continental GT was a damn fine car and IV's Cognoscenti got me excited for what Rockstar would give us next in V, Bentley-wise. I mean, what is Beverly Hills and Bel Air without brand new uber-flashy Bentley's? Well. Shockingly they removed the limousine Cognoscenti and gave us something else. Despite the new Continental GT being out for a while, they refused to give us that. They gave us this instead . . . Well, sort of.

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The first generation Bentley Continental Supersports. And they had an outrageous idea. Giving us the luxury of both a hard top coupe and drop top cabriolet. How in the world could this go wrong? I mean it worked well for the Carbonizzare. It also worked well on the Sentinel. Numerous modern coupes and convertibles now use this 'advanced' technology. Let's see how that all turned out.

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As with the Surano, I had never really bothered to try out the Cognoscenti Cabrio. My garages got full early on and as DLC cars kept being added, some cars just had to go and some where just seemingly, forgotten about. Today, I purchased one off the internet and took it to LSC to insure that it would look the part. I installed some elegant black 10-spoke wheels, dressed the car up in a unique white on cream color code to replicate one of the Supersports gazillion different color codes, and finished it off with a tint. Then, just to be cliche, I took it out to Rodeo and paraded past ritzy bistros and boutiques in it. Despite being an in-game billionaire and driving the 'ultimate' luxury car with the top down, nothing really felt quite how I expected it to feel.

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The first thing you notice is how big it is. I mean, it is a personal luxury coupe. But something just looks . . . off about it. Ah hah, it's the haunches. Instead of bulging outwards, like they should, they just rise up towards the rear half of the car and then don't quite descend. This immediately gives off the impression that whoever was designing this ran out of ideas. It shows, it just looks cheap. The awkward non-bulging haunches that don't descend automatically result in a very awkward C pillar design (which if you haven't noticed, it's a very important part of a car's design, especially a personal luxury coupe's). It also gives the Cognsocenti Cabrio a very tall ass. And here's the result of that:

 

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What exactly were they thinking here? It looks like a tramps ass. Just look at that roof line. Look at that rear window? Can the driver even see out of that? Might as well remove it altogether, no? Whenever I drive this thing, it looks so awkward with the top up so I always keep it down. It helps, just a little bit . . . maybe not from the side:

 

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I can't imagine how poor the visibility must be from that windshield when the roofs up. For a character as tall as Michael, it must be very bad. I also bet headroom must be tight. In a 'full sized' luxury coupe?

 

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Oh deary me, what have they done here? Copied and pasted the Cognoscenti limousine's ass, added a tacky rear diffuser and funky looking exhaust, tagged on some rubbish 'rear bumper skirt thingy' and called it a day? I think so . . .

 

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I presume this will be rather self explanatory. Who's the genius who thought it would be just marvelous to give a 'refined' and 'elegant' person luxury coupe a kit? Flared wheel arches, 'aggressive' side skirts, and a front lip that sticks out like a spoiled kid's lip. Why?

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Speaking of the front, aside from the tacky lip spoiler, it's actually the best part of the car. However, it doesn't come without flaws. Whilst the Cognoscenti limousine had very seductive chrome mesh, the Cabrio comes equipped with what looks like stickers. And they weren't printed from a very good printer either. Black, plasticy, flat, hideous, rubbish.

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The cabin seats four and has enough legroom in the back for at least a midget, whereas the Dewbauchees can only fit amputees. That's the only good thing I have to say about it. Other than that, it's crap. It's just a lazy copy and paste of IV's Schafter cockpit with 'sport' seats. They didn't even bother to remove the Benefactor logo from the steering wheel. There's no flashy veneer, top of the line stitch-work, fancy colors, or anything to differentiate itself from all of the other cars that use this copied and pasted interior (there's about 20+ of them, not including the cars from IV). Take a look at this:

 

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Now I'm not asking for a carbon copy of the Bentley Continental GT (or Supersports) interior but I would like something a little more unique. I mean for god's sake, it's based on a Bentley. Isn't it supposed to be special? It's not like Rockstar hasn't tried on cockpits before. Take a look at IV's Turismo's cockpit and compare it to a 360 Modena's. Do the same with the Super GT compared to the DB9 (or even a Vanquish S), and then a Sentinel compared to a BMW M3 E46. They're spot on. They're not carbon copies but they're very similar and look the part. Great interiors give cars more personality. There's no arguing that.

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Now the Cognoscenti Cabrio isn't a terribly bad looking car, but there were a lot of missed opportunities, a lot of overlooked features, and overall the outcome was very awkward. Now I love the fact that it was made to be a hard top convertible, and find the way the roof folds and unfolds to be extremely sophisticated and mechanically beautiful. It wasn't exactly necessary though. And I can't help but feel that it almost looks as if this car were designed in pieces by various different teams and then hastily pieced together once they were all finished with their work. Now, I could forgive all of this if it weren't for the lackluster performance. I'm not you average GTA driver, I care more about what a car has to offer performance-wise than lightning fast speed and effortless steering. No sugar coating, the only compliment I can give the Cognoscenti Cabrio on it's performance is the exhaust note. It's potent, just a bit. The steering feels dead and disconnected from the road, there is no sense of weight whatsoever, the suspension doesn't soak up anything unlike a real plush British luxobarge, the acceleration is very underwhelming, the transmission is a slushbox, never does it just glide along smoothly like a personal luxury coupe should (the power delivery always feels rough and inconsistent), and the brakes are terrible.

 

What in the world happened? Is this Rockstar's idea of a Bentley? Take a look at IV's Cognoscenti:

 

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It was elegant, it was smooth, it was fast, and it made you feel like a boss. How could they take such a solid car and then ruin it by removing two doors and making it a hard top convertible? So much potential, lost. It wouldn't have even been a hard job if the just kept it simple. What they could've done:

  • Remove two doors
  • Make front doors longer and frameless
  • Copy the Continental GT's C pillar
  • Design haunches that bulge outwards and raise just a little bit
  • Redesign the rear fascia to make it more coupe-like and sleeker
  • Create a more refined interior based on the Continental GT
  • Create a hard-top coupe variant and a soft-top cabriolet variant
  • That's it! Nothing else

And to make it even more absurd, they cut the Cognoscenti limousine. Did they really think people would like the Cabrio more than the limousine? Are they serious? Is this a joke? "The Cog Cabrio is a top-end luxury car that combines elegance with performance." - Legendary Motorsport Unfortunately, this couldn't have been any further from the truth . . .

 

Rockstar does have the opportunity to fix this however. Just take a look at the Enus Huntley S:

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Now that's a proper Bentley. Imagine this as a luxury coupe; keeping those beautifully crafted LED lights, that meticulous chrome meshed grill, those humongous mirrors, it's subtle yet effective haunches, those nifty and modern full LED tail lamps, the masterfully polished quad exhaust system (sounds lovely and potent too), and that drop dead gorgeous two tone finish style. Imagine a proper fixed top coupe and a proper rag top cabriolet. Wouldn't that be perfect? If only. And hilariously, the Enus Huntley S is fast, very fast. And not just for an SUV. It goes and it pulls and cornering is never a snore either. You can feel the weight and you want to, it's part of what makes a car easier and more engaging to connect with. A slight tune will improve the exhaust note and make it sound like it wants to kill you! If Rockstar gave us a Cognoscenti Coupe or Cabriolet, or maybe even a full sized limousine, sharing most of it's design cues with the Huntley S's front and rear fascias, and made it even faster, it would have the potential to be one of the best cars in the game. An ultimate luxury coupe/cabriolet/limousine. And it would trump the Massacro- or just about, well, everything.

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But for now, we're stuck with the mediocrity that is the Cognoscenti Cabrio. If Rockstar does, however, attempt at a new one, perhaps they could learn a bit about it from this:

 

 

 

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That Guy Mike

 

Joined a random contact mission last night, got Rooftop Rumble. Only me and the host, and everything's fine until I kill the driver and go to pick up the documents, jerk off tries to hit me multiple times while I'm out of my car. I drive up to Paleto Bay, go for a 30 minute swim to improve my lung capacity while guy msgs me to 'get in' from his car on the shore. When he moves away I get out and call my kuruma, end up splattering him on the hood. Call my buzzard and guy tries to get in, slice him up with the blades. Fly to Martins and land on the roof while he votes to kick me, lol. Give the bird for a few minutes while I decide whether to blow myself up and fail the mission or not, but ultimately figure he'd suffered adequately and choose to deliver the documents..

I would've delivered them right away if he hadn't tried to run me over.

Am I a dick ?

 

I would say you are, yes. Rather than take the time out to think that nearly running you over was an accident, you automatically assumed it was deliberate. Now, I know you said it happened numerous times, but you weren't actually killed, whereas you killed him twice. Also, the fact you contemplated deliberately failing the mission doesn't stack in your favour. It just makes you worse than it makes him in my opinion.

Sadly, I tend to agree, and don't generally like being that way. But it just pisses me off when guys try to run me over in missions, especially when not having done anything to warrant that kind of jackassery.. Meh

 

My objectives today - parachute dangerously, fall from 325(?) ft and survive, and use bull shark testosterone. Done in about 2 minutes :)

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Joined a random contact mission last night, got Rooftop Rumble. Only me and the host, and everything's fine until I kill the driver and go to pick up the documents, jerk off tries to hit me multiple times while I'm out of my car. I drive up to Paleto Bay, go for a 30 minute swim to improve my lung capacity while guy msgs me to 'get in' from his car on the shore. When he moves away I get out and call my kuruma, end up splattering him on the hood. Call my buzzard and guy tries to get in, slice him up with the blades. Fly to Martins and land on the roof while he votes to kick me, lol. Give the bird for a few minutes while I decide whether to blow myself up and fail the mission or not, but ultimately figure he'd suffered adequately and choose to deliver the documents..

I would've delivered them right away if he hadn't tried to run me over.

Am I a dick ?

I would say you are, yes. Rather than take the time out to think that nearly running you over was an accident, you automatically assumed it was deliberate. Now, I know you said it happened numerous times, but you weren't actually killed, whereas you killed him twice. Also, the fact you contemplated deliberately failing the mission doesn't stack in your favour. It just makes you worse than it makes him in my opinion.

Sadly, I tend to agree, and don't generally like being that way. But it just pisses me off when guys try to run me over in missions, especially when not having done anything to warrant that kind of jackassery.. Meh

 

My objectives today - parachute dangerously, fall from 325(?) ft and survive, and use bull shark testosterone. Done in about 2 minutes :)

 

 

I am sure you're a very nice guy and I too don't like it when people try to kill me when all I am there to do is help them and make some cash. I apologise if the comments I made in my last post annoyed, upset or offended you in any way; that was not my intention. Recently I was kicked from a job that I was hosting for no reason. It was Hack and Dash from Lester. I've managed to do it on my own before but it took too long, so invited people from the session. Three of them accepted then kicked me for no reason after I delivered the first car. In hindsight I should've done it on my own, but I wanted other people there to speed it up because doing that mission solo takes too long as you need to go back for the other car.

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We Are Ninja

Yesterday started out fun. A vehicle with three people in it got behind me the moment I pulled out of Tinsel Towers. I get on it heading east. In my experience, if there are three or more trolls in a single vehicle, 9 times out of 10 it's an armored Kuruma. I slow down enough to let them get in sight behind me, and sure enough, that's exactly what it is. I get on it again. I could toss a sticky onto the road and send them up in flames, but I'm in a mood. So I slow down just enough to let them get close, then I slam on both brakes. The armored Kuruma goes sailing past. I immediately get back on it; car sideways with my tires billowing smoke. They thought they were running sh*t from the safety their armored car...

 

 

 

Whoever is in the driver's seat is good, and I'm in the wrong car. The Massacro racecar is good for fun and cruising, but the street version is the "Do work, son" car. Too bad all my street versions were nestled safely in my garage. Still, the driver was nowhere near good enough. I ran the three of them down using the full width of the freeway to dodge the continual stream of bullets out of the back of the car from the two shooters. I guess the driver understood the futility of their situation because he did a buttery smooth 180 and continued onwards in reverse, without missing a beat, while his passengers fired directly into my windshield. I was genuinely having fun at that point, but f*ck trolls. I buried the right trigger and the x button simultaneously and surged forward launching a fireball out of my exhaust. Both versions of the Massacro have monstrous acceleration. I got within range without getting perforated and planted a sticky directly over the emblem on the front grill as I drove past. With a tap of the left button on the d-pad, three trolls were staring at Kifflom.

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Whitedodge00

Reposting here since making a thread assuming conversation would ensue was too much to ask for.

 

I had an entire lobby call me a hacker and get all butthurt because they couldn't kill me. It amazes me how many people jump to that conclusion instead of realizing maybe it's THEIR lack of skill. It made my night to hear everyone raging about it. Has this happened to anyone else??

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Just beat 2 fully upgraded Fagtornos in a GTA race....with a STOCK Voltic.

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JaegerPilot1

Was just driving around a public lobby in my Coquette. I noticed on the miniradar that there was someone coming up behind me so I sped up. I made a few turns to see if they would follow me and yep, they were following me. I let them get closer to see what kind of a car it was because if it was an armored Kuruma I was going to get ahead of it to blow it up. It was more of a sports car. That is when I noticed the players arm out the window looking like he had a sticky bomb in his hand. I hit the brakes and the emergency brake and the car slammed into me. Just after he slammed into me his car exploded and he died. I just drove off.

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BeersInsteadofGears

 

Take a look at IV's Cognoscenti:

 

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It was elegant, it was smooth, it was fast, and it made you feel like a boss. How could they take such a solid car and then ruin it by removing two doors and making it a hard top convertible? So much potential, lost. It wouldn't have even been a hard job if the just kept it simple.

 

 

- Cars That Are Unbelievable Rubbish: Enus Cognoscenti Cabrio

 

IV's Cognoscenti is based on a Maybach 62 not a Bentley.

 

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Cognoscenti Cabrios are one of the sexiest cars in GTAV :beerhat:

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

 

 

Take a look at IV's Cognoscenti:

 

640px-Cognoscenti-GTA4-Gracie-front.jpg

 

It was elegant, it was smooth, it was fast, and it made you feel like a boss. How could they take such a solid car and then ruin it by removing two doors and making it a hard top convertible? So much potential, lost. It wouldn't have even been a hard job if the just kept it simple.

 

 

- Cars That Are Unbelievable Rubbish: Enus Cognoscenti Cabrio

 

IV's Cognoscenti is based on a Maybach 62 not a Bentley.

 

[insert dumbass overused meme]

 

Cognoscenti Cabrios are one of the sexiest cars in GTAV :beerhat:

 

Almost all vehicles in GTA are based on two or more real life vehicles. The Cognoscenti is Maybach 62 and Bentley Continental Flying Spur with a bit of Rover resemblance. And also I respect your opinion.

 

Cheers! :)

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idonknowhow

In setup with randoms, player 1 blew up player 2's adder out of some kind of resentment I dont know.

 

Magically this crew finished the mission with only one restart.

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finally settled the unfinished business with a guy in green-blue armored kuruma

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Soran Is On

f*ckin randoms...

 

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vengeancehawk

Before my gold membership expired, I wanted to play GTA:O with some buddies. None of them would join me for hours. Eventually, I said f*ck it, took this selfie and didn't come back until about 5 months later.

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They have since all migrated to PS4 or sold GTA V.

 

"They're all dead. I'm the last one." -Steve Smith

 

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