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Shadowfennekin

Doing Cleaning The Cathouse with a level 13 and a level 71.

 

I'm using the good old "land on the roof with a chopper" method, only this time I decided to use my Savage just so I could rain down hell on the enemies in the motel for a little bit of RP (not that I need it, I'm level 148). Well, I found out the hard way that a Savage will NOT fit in Martin's driveway. While trying to land, the rotor blades snagged onto a telephone pole and the Savage turned UPSIDE-DOWN. Yes, upside-down. I didn't even think that was possible. I panicked with the controls, the main rotor piledrove onto the road, then my Savage blew up:

 

Pythonomorpha died.

 

Mission FAILED

Anna died.

 

It was incredibly embarassing because I pretty much carried the two low-levels through the other missions, then suddenly I'm the reason why we failed. I voted to restart, and they both voted to continue.

 

Lesson learned: Never try to land a Savage in Martin's driveway.

I've made that mistake too.

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Rabid Vulpix

Decided to have some harmless fun at the end of a Contact Mission:


- Rooftop Rumble.
- Made it first to Martin's house at the end, waited for the others to arrive.
- Placed sticky bomb on side of the house.
- Player whom had the documents arrived last.
- All the other players had nice vehicles, from an Armored Karuma to Racecars.
- AS SOON AS THE SCREEN FLASHED/DOCUMENTS DELIVERED/BEFORE CUTSCENE:
Detonated the sticky bomb that I had placed on side of the house.
The chain reaction blew up several PVs as a result, which I did not have to pay for!

Unfortunatly my vehicle was too close & was caught in the chain reaction too, so I did have to pay for that replacement. However I backed out after the scoreboard, thus leaving all the other players to have to pay for their replacement PVs at the start of their next Contact Mission or entry into Freeroam. & as well, one of the other player's PVs smashed into my player, however because the mission was technically over it didn't count as a death for me!

 

Just good, harmless, $3000-$7000 costing to others fun! :lol:

 

GIF of the event:

 

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JaegerPilot1

Tonight when I left my garage after coming into a lobby I saw the notice about Simeons high priority vehicle. I looked on the map to see where it was and someone had it on the highway east of Sandy Shores. I had decided to not go after it but then changed my mind. I was in my Coquette so I raced up the highway. By the time I got to Poleto Bay the car was at LSC. I waited by the road for the player to come out of LSC. As soon as they came out I killed them and then drove the car to the LSC by Lester's factory. Then took it to the docks.

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Tonight when I left my garage after coming into a lobby I saw the notice about Simeons high priority vehicle. I looked on the map to see where it was and someone had it on the highway east of Sandy Shores. I had decided to not go after it but then changed my mind. I was in my Coquette so I raced up the highway. By the time I got to Poleto Bay the car was at LSC. I waited by the road for the player to come out of LSC. As soon as they came out I killed them and then drove the car to the LSC by Lester's factory. Then took it to the docks.

I think that might have been you I saw with the car in Paleto Bay. I was in the lobby for a brief second before going onto the next Heist setup.

I looked at the map and saw it up there.

 

I think we almost ended up meeting if I decided to go for it. :p

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Tonight when I left my garage after coming into a lobby I saw the notice about Simeons high priority vehicle. I looked on the map to see where it was and someone had it on the highway east of Sandy Shores. I had decided to not go after it but then changed my mind. I was in my Coquette so I raced up the highway. By the time I got to Poleto Bay the car was at LSC. I waited by the road for the player to come out of LSC. As soon as they came out I killed them and then drove the car to the LSC by Lester's factory. Then took it to the docks.

I think that might have been you I saw with the car in Paleto Bay. I was in the lobby for a brief second before going onto the next Heist setup.

I looked at the map and saw it up there.

 

I think we almost ended up meeting if I decided to go for it. :p

 

You would have done the same thing I did to get the car, kill the other player. lol

 

I think there was like only 5 in the lobby.

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So, I spawn into a session last night. Less than a block away is a guy with a bounty and he's just standing there. So, I do what any citizen concerned with keeping the city safe would do and empty a full magazine of shotgun rounds into his head.

$5000. Nice.

Well, he wasn't pleased and put a $1000 bounty on my head. So I made a bee line for my favorate strong hold. The Police Station near the river (the one from the prison break heist) and head into the open doors down the stairs in the gated area behind the building.

I place some stickey bombs and settle in for a seige. I then send mercs and a mugger after the guy to really get him riled up and he falls for the bait, hook line and sinker.

He and another player (who are not working together based on how often they kill each other) then spend the next 30 min trying to kill me. I used sticky bombs on the front doors to blow up any one who tried to come through, stickies over top of doors for anyone who came through one. Prox mines behind doors, etc.

I held them off for a while. 2nd player buggered off after a while but my main target just keept coming. Over and over. Death after death. Most people go passive and try to sneak attack me from behind (which works pretty well depending on how bad the lag is that day) but he never did that.

22 kills before he got me.

I sent a message to him that said "FINALLY!" And that seemed to calm him down. We texted pleasantries back and forth for a few minutes while I went and spent nearly $50,000 replenishing my armor, ammo and snacks.

 

*edit. added a "y" to the "really" above.

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I thought it'd be a good idea to try a free aim deathmatch...with cold hands.

 

My ass got kicked so hard, I am sitting on a pillow right now.

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AlexMachines

So I made a new friend a little while ago. Met him during a heist, and he sticked with me in the 11+ retries we had to do on prison break finale cause cops glitch. Thing is, I started doing free roam with him. Quite the weird guy. He called his tank more than once and let me use it and got like 40 kills because of it. In the meantime, he just stares at me. He scares me :c

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JaegerPilot1

So I made a new friend a little while ago. Met him during a heist, and he sticked with me in the 11+ retries we had to do on prison break finale cause cops glitch. Thing is, I started doing free roam with him. Quite the weird guy. He called his tank more than once and let me use it and got like 40 kills because of it. In the meantime, he just stares at me. He scares me :c

He's in lllooooovvvvvveeeeeeee

 

:p

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Not much of a story but here goes...

 

 

I was driving around on my armored kuruma today attacking random people all across town (business as usual) - and I apparently unknowingly kill some super high rank player who was killing beginners at some gang shootout (construction site).

This person then proceeds to follow me around for roughly 35-40 minutes to try to get his revenge! I went into passive mode and he was summoning all kinds of vehicles (insurgent, tank and that jet-thing) following me around everywhere I went - shooting at me pretty often even though I was in passive mode. For some strange reason he could enter my car even though I had "Crew+friends only" and that way made the cops chase me. :panic:

 

I went into my apartment and looked at the map, he was parked outside waiting for me, even after I alt-tabbed for a few minutes to browse imgur hoping he had gotten tired - but no he was still there waiting for me.

 

In the end the only revenge he got was that he managed to blow up my 10 000 $ bicycle that I had parked outside the designer store, and he got billed 125 $ for insurance! Ha!

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Shadowfennekin

I couldn't believe it. We passed Prison Break Finale with BOTH the Buzzard and Velum smoking black smoke. The plane was even on FIRE on the front right. I was thinking at least one would give out when we got to the airfield and saw them. But no, they both lasted until the end surprisingly. The plane blew up shortly after we got off. Bye Walter White :lol:

 

Heist Passed

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ntinoskonsta

Today was a good day.

 

I spawned in a full session with a $1000 bounty on my head. I grabbed my Zentorno and made for the train tracks, which I followed until a freight train showed up near the Tataviam Mountains. I climbed onto the last carriage and off I went. It was my first time on a train so I spent quite some time enjoying the scenery and sniping innocent NPCs on the highway :evilgrin: The train slowly entered Los Santos where I noticed three white dots near the tracks. Luckily none of them was clever enough to understand that I was riding the train. I then ran into another player camping at the tracks. I got my rifle ready but no, he just wanted to cross the tracks :lol: I rode the train through Davis, Strawberry and Elysian Island and it started to go north again. I was heading to the spot where my PV was parked when I noticed an Insurgent making a beeline for me. I checked his info, he was rank 207. I thought I was done for but luckily the bounty expired. I got off the train afterwards, got in my Zentorno and drove home.

 

I decided to kill that Insurgent troll who was in a tank at the time and got in my trusty Panto (for extra fun). I saw that he was shopping at Ammunation so I camped outside, waited for him and shot him down as he came out. A bounty of $7000 was then set on a rank 24 so I went for it. He took off in a chopper from the airport. I took another and flew to Fort Zancudo. By the time I got in the Lazer, he had reached Grapeseed. I then spotted him somewhere over Mount Chiliad and shot him down with a missile for the bounty. I landed the jet on Paleto Beach, called for my Panto and drove to my apartment, where I watched the carnage in LS in peace.

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So there was this modder giving out free cash in the session, and everyone started following him... (he's the dog)

 

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Then he turned into a prostitute and danced on an invisible stripper pole attached to this guy...

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And by the end of the session:

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Bonus picture:

 

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So there was this modder giving out free cash in the session, and everyone started following him... (he's the dog)

 

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Then he turned into a prostitute and danced on an invisible stripper pole attached to this guy...

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And by the end of the session:

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Bonus picture:

 

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You just know what that guy with the sniper rifle is doing...

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Shadowfennekin

I saw a bounty down in LSIA and went to go get it. There, I saw it was a low level trying to flee from the mercs another person had set on him. I tried getting to him first but the mercs beat me to it and he left afterwards.....

 

Needless to say, I was the other guy's next attended greifing victim. I just sat there in my Insurgent as he tried to blow me up(He kept missing lol). Eventually he did blow me up and I respawned. I kept the homing launcher locked onto him the whole time once I got back onto the airfield, pretending like I was going to shoot. He jumped out and I quickly switched to my heavy sniper and sniped him. Then he left.

 

 

Found an easy bounty later when I went back to LSIA..... as I got there in a Buzzard I jacked from Blaine County, I saw it entering a Titan. lol bad mistake. BOOM! 5k

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So I made a new friend a little while ago. Met him during a heist, and he sticked with me in the 11+ retries we had to do on prison break finale cause cops glitch. Thing is, I started doing free roam with him. Quite the weird guy. He called his tank more than once and let me use it and got like 40 kills because of it. In the meantime, he just stares at me. He scares me :c

He's in lllooooovvvvvveeeeeeee

 

:p

Nooo hahahaha hush :p

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_Pythonomorpha_

I've finally completed the Prison Nreak Finale, for the first time.

 

To others, that's not an accomplishment, but to me, who's always getting the infinite cop glitch/dumb randoms, it's a huge achievement.

 

I only completed it because I'm attempting the Criminal Mastermind Challenge with a competent crew, and I offered myself to be Demolitions :)

 

Now the only heist left for me to complete is Series A.

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The Ocelot Benefactor Surano: A Broken Dream

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Ah, the good ole F Type Jag. Jaguar's answer to the Porsche 991 Carrera S, the Chevrolet Corvette Stingray C7, and the Aston Martin V8 Vantage S. It was also their idea of a proper E Type successor.

 

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The E Type Jag (spoofed as the Windsor in GTA San Andreas) was a revolutionary sports car and a British icon. It was strikingly beautiful, there was nothing else like it in it's hay day. However, decades after it's discontinuation, nothing Jag could bring to the table was what you would call a sports car. The XJS was a good car, but big and unreliable. XK (known as the F620 in the GTA universe - a very good car) was elegant, brutal, and fun to drive but it was more of a rather potent grand tourer, if you will, and Jaguar's answer to the DB9 (also parodied by the GTA universe as the Super GT - R.I.P.). In 2011, Jaguar unveiled the C-X16 concept (designed by Ian Callum) which bore a striking resemblance to the E Type. Many saw it as the return of a proper two seater Jaguar sports car, a proper E Type successor. It was soon to become known the F Type as it was pushed into production and was first launched as Roadster and then a coupé.

 

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As the press (Autocar, Motor Trend, etc.) finally got their hands on it and concocted up their reviews, they found it to be just as good as it looked. It sounded orgasmic, it drove beautiful, it came with so many different options and you even had three engine choices, all of which were supercharged:

  • 340 HP V6
  • 380 HP V6 S
  • 488 HP V8 S

The V6 was good, the V6 S was really good and deemed as the sweet spot for handling, but the V8 S was something else. All of them sounded marvelous but the V8 S sounded just as good as it looked, with a myriad of crackles and pops and menacing grunts. It was also fast, 0-60 in under 4 seconds! That's the one everybody faffed on and on about. That's the one Rockstar chose to spoof.

 

However, the turnout was... rather unexpected.

 

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Game Informer unveiled the Benefactor Surrano in May of 2013 and got everybody giddy. It looked good. Many were too excited to wonder why they badged it as a Benefactor when it portrayed many Jaguar F Type styling cues but admittedly it was too early to say anything. We only got a shot of the front angle of the car (pictured above) and that was it. Perhaps it would have an SLS rear, and SLS interior, or perhaps SLS performance, maybe even a fixed-roof variant with those beloved SLS Gullwing doors?

 

When the game came along, I quickly forgot about it as there were too many new things to see, experience, and explore. I grew to love many cars, including the Coquette and Carbonizzare, but ignored the Surano. When I saw it for the first time, I thought it looked funny and it was so rare that seeing it again wasn't common. Before today, I had never really driven one, spec'd one out, or taken the time out to critique it. Well that changed. I got bored and went to San Andreas Autos and ordered a Surano. It too it to LSC and quickly replicated Jaguar's very popular Firesand Orange color code. I picked the best fitting wheels, tinted the windows, and headed out for a spirited drive. Prowling around town, immediately I noticed problems and I just couldn't like it. I'm going to tell you why.

 

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At first glance, it looks good. Right? To the average person, it's just another sports car and that's good enough. But I'm not so sure about it. First of all, I love the F Type in this spec: Firesand Orange, black wheels, red calipers, black interior. It looks great. But replicating that combo on the Surano didn't do a thing for me at all.

 

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I'm going to be straight-forward and blunt. This car was massive screw up. The headlamps, grill, and front gills look good. That's it. There are numerous design mistakes. The first thing I noticed how wide it was. Of course this made me notice how long it was as well. Perhaps that's the SLS in it?

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Doesn't make any sense. It looks stupid. Aside from the length, wide, and A pillars, the Ocelot Benefactor Surano bares absolutely no resemblance to the uber beautiful and intoxicatingly beautiful SLS. I was expecting, especially since this was badged as a Benefactor, a proper and balanced mixture of F Type and SLS especially considering the fact that Rockstar always bases their vehicles off of two or more cars. Oddly, the Surano looks as if they wanted to make a SLS and designed the body but changed their minds and went after the F Type. As you can see, the turnout wasn't exactly ideal. All of those sexy F Type design cues they tried to replicate were ruined and overall it looks way out of proportion. The haunches are nonexistent, the hood is too long, the trunk is too short, the wheelbase is too long, the front end hangs a mile over the front axle, and the beautiful front fascia (where they actually showed potential) is all stretched out and awkward. Rockstar's cars aren't supposed to be carbon copies of their real life counterparts, we know this, but if you're going to change something up a bit, make sure it looks good. This didn't. At all. And whoever designed this car was apparently too lazy to spice up it up a bit.

 

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This is part of the front fascia, the only place where they tried hard. The headlamps are crisp and accurate (however I had to leave the car on as the LED strips unfortunately aren't daytime running lights, weirdly), the grill is nice and stylish, the gills are aggressive, and the front lip is even carbon fiber. It looks good. It's a shame, really. Because the front fascia as a whole would've astonishing if it weren't stretched out. I could forgive the length if it weren't for everything else.


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At first glance these gills look good, but they represent just how oversized the front half of the car is.

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They look oversized as well. From the angle pictured above, everything looks out of proportion. The front is too tall and pushed out, the gills are huge, the gap between the doors and the front axle could fit another set of wheels, the rag top looks funky and large, and due to the lack of haunches the rear looks bland and too short. The SLS A pillar would've worked if the previous issues were addressed but obviously weren't so it's just another goofy part of the car. What really boggles my mind, however, is the lack of attention to detail in certain areas.

 

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The rear diffuser and exhaust tips look fit and finish, but remarkably similar to the Lampadati Furore GT's. That's not the real problem here, the tail lamps are. This is, presumably, the 2014 model and yet it still uses halogen tail lamps. There's a little unrealistically thin LED strip that lines the bottom of the tail lamp housing but that's it. The rest are hideous and dated looking halogens, even the brake lamps. If these were LED, like the Coquette, they'd be more crisp and appealing. The rear would actually have the potential be beautiful actually, but again the width would make it awkward just like it does with the front. But wait! The tail lamps are the biggest problem here. This is:

 

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Presumably this was Rockstar's attempt at the F Type's eye catching retractable spoiler. But... it doesn't even retract. It doesn't do anything. it just sits there. It's not even a piece, it's just a part of the one piece trunk. What was this for, exactly? If you're not going to do a retractable spoiler then why even bother? Oh and look at that plate. I went to add my vanity plate and noticed it was thinner than it was on regular cars. Why? Strange touch, definitely didn't make the car look better. In fact, it made the car look even more out of proportion as if it was stretched out. From here we move on to the interior.

 

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I'll be honest here, I bitch quite a lot about interior but this one suits this car perfectly. Unfortunately, it is just a recycled interior, the same one that was originally created for the 9F (hence the LCD display which close resembles some dated Audi MMI system). I love the roll-bars, they're close enough to the ones on the real F Type, and I love the slanted dashboard. However, why is it a manual? Forget that, that isn't the real problem here. The A pillars are. Why in Heaven's name are the A pillars bare aluminum? Why aren't they covered in alcantara or something of the sort? Bare A pillars- they're something you'd find in a cheap commie car that was poorly made, not a $99000 performance car. Admittedly, I am nitpicky, but they bug me so much that I keep the rag top up 24/7 because it just ruins the look of the car.

 

Let's be honest here, 90% of GTA players couldn't give any less of a f*ck about how a car looks as long as it's fast and get's them from point A to point B but there was a time when Rockstar actually cared about making their cars as detailed, in-depth, and realistic as possible. They were essentially the king of designed unlicensed artificial cars for video games and they were mighty good at it. This however, is example of how that is changing. They did such a lackluster job on it. Yes it is just a video game and it's just another sports car but so is the Coquette, so is the Carbonizzare, so is the Comet. Is there anything wrong with those cars? There are a few things I would change about them but overall they look fit and finish and are the best fake Corvettes, Californias, and 911s I've seen in the gaming industry. I presume a different teamed worked on the Surano, but there are a lot of lackluster cars like it. The Rapid GT Carbio, the Massacro, the Alpha, etc. They're all examples of cars that were likely designed in the day, fit with a pre-made interior, pre-developed performance and handling with little to no tweaks, and then placed into the game. Call it a day. Now I'm not thick, I believe there's more to a car than just looks, but the Surano's best aspect is it's looks. And unfortunately it only looks good from a far or when you just don't care. It doesn't handle good, it doesn't sound good, it's just terrible. They butchered my favorite car basically. Whilst the F Type handles like an absolute dream and sounds like a nuclear bomb going off, the Surano handles like an econobox and sounds like a utility truck. It's quick, but that's it. Is that all Rockstar thinks we care about? Flash and speed, getting from point A to point B as fast as possible in a car that looks, well, halfway decent? They didn't even bother giving it a proper name or badge. It's more of a Jaguar than a Mercedes but they badged it as a Benefactor instead of an Ocelot. It boggles my mind, how can the same team that designed the mindbogglingly good Coquette and Carbonizzare create this-this junk? Did they just get lazy? Did they just say "I don't give a f*ck anymore, f*ck you, pay me!"

 

I've always loved the cars in GTA, I am what you would call an obsessive car enthusiast, and for a long time, Rockstar made cars that I loved. Cars that became icons. Now it's either a hit or a miss. In the DLC packs they either release great cars like the Lampadati Casco and Karin Kuruma or rubbish cars like the Lampadati Furore GT and Albany Alpha. They barely try anymore. The Surano had the potential to be an exceptional car, a proper Coquette competitor, but it ended up being a prettied up topless Schwartzer with more quirks than perks. They had something to look at and build off of and that was the F620. That's a proper Jaguar parody. The Surano? Simply a butcher of the F Type. How in Heaven's name was it based off of this, I have no idea:

 

 

- Cars That Are Unbelievable Rubbish: Benefactor Surrano

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Cutter De Blanc

^Didn't read all of that, but I agree with the criticisms I did read.

 

So last night I'm f*cking about trying to earn money (apparently a Hydra isn't gonna buy itself), and I get into the Fleeca heist with some level 17.We're doing "scope out" I text the guy to put it on hard next time for more cash. Guy can't even drive the Asea without wrecking the sh*t out of it. When we switch to the Granger the knob runs me over before letting me in. Blah blah blah, mission complete. I get the invite from him to steal the Kuruma. He still hasn't set it to Hard. We get to the parking lot, and the idiot charges in and dies. I killed most of them but got killed running for the Kuruma, where's my cover fire!? Restarted, I take the side the idiot didn't go up this time. He managed to die in the firefight again, and just hung back and let me kill all the Koreans after that. Then the guy runs up and hops in the car like he just did all the work. Runs me over again. I pulled his ass out of the car, got in and honked at him. He pulls me out of the car and drives off. I'm like 'f*ck this guy' at this point, and let myself get killed by the persuing Koreans. He selects restart again, and nobody dies this time, and I just get in the backseat. He gets to Lester's with little incident. Mission complete. So I go do Blow Up or something afterwards, and then get his Heist invite. He still hasn't set it to Hard. He decides to make me driver, which I'm fine with. I hold out for 40%, he was trying to do 70/30. Then he pulls that bitch sh*t where you change it at the last second to 65/35. At this point I no longer care about the money.

So we're gonna drive to Lester's. Guy runs over to my car and hops in, I slowly walk. I then go slow and follow traffic laws on my way there. As we're getting in the Kuruma I throw a sticky bomb on it. He gets out all scared, but then gets back in when I do. I drive us to the bank, I missed a turn, so it took longer, but he still hadn't finished the hack yet. I text him "Time's up" and then blow up the car. He actually selects restart. We get to the bank and he's not done again, so I get out and smoke a cigarette. He eventually texts me "Get in." So we're robbing the bank, and on the way out I make sure to put like four sticky bombs on the passenger side of the Kuruma. He clearly hesitates before getting in again. We take off, and right before we get to the bridge I drive off a cliff and detonate the car in a spectacular fireball. I then quit for the night.

 

Moral of the story: Don't be an asshole.

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An amazing display of team work and persistence last night during Satellite Communications mission playing with 3 other randoms. We did everything swimmingly and had the semi trailer hauling ass towards Sandy Shores in a convoy reminiscent of the new Mad Max movie, killing any of The Lost who attempted to thwart our efforts.....until the truck driver rear ended some FQ2 going on a slow Sunday drive down Route 68 and then slid into a power pole detaching the trailer and flipping it on its side.

Now usually the mission would be failed at this point, with a big fat THE TRAILER WAS DESTROYED message etc....but not this time. For some reason the trailer, despite being on its side and suffering a fairly extensive heavy impact, was apparently still useable. So for the next 5 minutes all of the players were trying to maneuver the trailer back onto it's wheels and hook it back up to the truck. We all worked brilliantly together too, some dude in a Zentorno positioning himself as a wedge to flip the trailer back on it's wheels and me and another guy pushing the trailer from one side to help the truck driver move into position.

When the truck finally hooked up with the trailer everyone was going nuts beeping their horns and doing victory donuts sending friend requests to each other it was really quite beautiful. Then we went on to do about 4-5 missions together before I inevitably got disconnected...

THE END

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Sky_Light12

pretend to be noob ( by making new account ) , pvp aganist serious/skill player & intentionally give him upperhand from beginning

get called by skilled player : " NOOB bitch " 24 vs 2

second round stop playing around & playstyle revert to expert

serious player pissed after pwned by expert-pretend newbie & get message : " you got no skill , pussy " 4 vs 30

reply : " crybaby . brags about winning , rage about losing "

his reply : " stfu faget i'll scope u "

reply : " if you don't like it , go to the butthurt lobby instead "

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Shadowfennekin

Modders are so stupid. I was blown up immediately upon entering a session, I and the others there were blown up. I looked at the player list and saw a level 5....... buff dude from beach. Yep, reported him to R* and Microsoft then set him as an avoided player

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Im Ricky I Win

Was being killed by a lvl 30 that was teleporting all over the place, I looked at his k/d and it was like a 7.98 or something like that, he wasn't using God mode or anything but he was able to shoot me the second I respawned when I was like 4-5 blocks away, literally spawn in and die. I got a chance to call in an armoured car and go blow him up a few times. He then sent me a message say "lol pussy can't fight a lvl 30 without without your armoured car" either he was just crazy good like I've never seen before or he had some kind of mod.

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I had an interesting bounty hunt tonight. Upon entering the lobby while in my apartment I see a notification that a $5000 bounty was put on another player. I have started only hunting bounties that are $5000 or more. I get into my Coquette and head out. I notice the bounty heading down the Coastal Highway heading towards LS so I head in that direction.

 

When I get close to the bounty I noticed them circling an apartment building. I block the driveway and a gun battle starts. They end up killing me, where I marked Killed on the map. I respawn across the waterway on the road near the freeway, where the map says Respawned. I run from there to the Vespucci Beach Helipad and swim across to the apartments to my car, which I was surprised was not blown up. In the past 24 hours my cars have been blown up maybe 13 times.

 

I get in my car and noticed the bounty was north of me. As I get closer I see the bounty is on the beach north of the pier. The bounty races south on the beach under the pier so I follow slowly on one of the streets. I guess the bounty noticed that so they turned to come back onto the streets. I stop my car, get out, and get my homing launcher ready. I see the bounty round the corner and they are not in the same car that they were in when they killed me, so I was good on blowing the car up. I aimed and fired. As the rocket screamed towards them I saw the names of two players above the car. Ah well, two kills for the price of one and I collected the $5000 bounty.

 

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I had an interesting bounty hunt tonight. Upon entering the lobby while in my apartment I see a notification that a $5000 bounty was put on another player. I have started only hunting bounties that are $5000 or more. I get into my Coquette and head out. I notice the bounty heading down the Coastal Highway heading towards LS so I head in that direction.

 

When I get close to the bounty I noticed them circling an apartment building. I block the driveway and a gun battle starts. They end up killing me, where I marked Killed on the map. I respawn across the waterway on the road near the freeway, where the map says Respawned. I run from there to the Vespucci Beach Helipad and swim across to the apartments to my car, which I was surprised was not blown up. In the past 24 hours my cars have been blown up maybe 13 times.

 

I get in my car and noticed the bounty was north of me. As I get closer I see the bounty is on the beach north of the pier. The bounty races south on the beach under the pier so I follow slowly on one of the streets. I guess the bounty noticed that so they turned to come back onto the streets. I stop my car, get out, and get my homing launcher ready. I see the bounty round the corner and they are not in the same car that they were in when they killed me, so I was good on blowing the car up. I aimed and fired. As the rocket screamed towards them I saw the names of two players above the car. Ah well, two kills for the price of one and I collected the $5000 bounty.

 

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Sounds fun. The following question is off-topic which is why it is hidden.

How do you turn the names of players off on the Xbox One? I have 'Player Overhead Display' set to off yet I always see their names and it's annoying. If it's my own name that it turns off then that is just stupid. I don't spend my sessions running around looking above me.

 

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Sky_Light12

Modders are so stupid. I was blown up immediately upon entering a session, I and the others there were blown up. I looked at the player list and saw a level 5....... buff dude from beach. Yep, reported him to R* and Microsoft then set him as an avoided player

 

Was being killed by a lvl 30 that was teleporting all over the place, I looked at his k/d and it was like a 7.98 or something like that, he wasn't using God mode or anything but he was able to shoot me the second I respawned when I was like 4-5 blocks away, literally spawn in and die. I got a chance to call in an armoured car and go blow him up a few times. He then sent me a message say "lol pussy can't fight a lvl 30 without without your armoured car" either he was just crazy good like I've never seen before or he had some kind of mod.

hmm.... if that case , some youtubers must been spreading the mods ( i heard the comment suggest the squeakers paid the youtuber )

i was hoping those undercover reporters back or banwave is coming

because of this , i'm laying low on my own session

 

btw , my own friend suspiciously tried to stab me in back by inviting him to my own domain . when i didn't invite him , he send me sort of race i've

predict that he may spawn trapped me . i didn't accept that too and he sent me a message " you f*cking asshole " , afterwards he deleted me

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After doing a shooting range invite I got, I respawned outside and saw a bounty not far down the street. Hopped into my Insurgent and rammed him down. His BMX bike was destroyed when I ran him over, He wasn't pleased at losing his bike and started chucking grenades at me and kept missing. I eventually called up the Mugger with the 1 k I just got from him and the mugger took 10 k from him. I then shot the guy and mugger and went off with my winnings.

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@Sting4S: Do one for the Feltzer. It's an ugly piece of sh*t IMO. Rockstar failed to do a DTM styled car for the road.

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Was being killed by a lvl 30 that was teleporting all over the place, I looked at his k/d and it was like a 7.98 or something like that, he wasn't using God mode or anything but he was able to shoot me the second I respawned when I was like 4-5 blocks away, literally spawn in and die. I got a chance to call in an armoured car and go blow him up a few times. He then sent me a message say "lol pussy can't fight a lvl 30 without without your armoured car" either he was just crazy good like I've never seen before or he had some kind of mod.

 

I had someone similar to this last night actually. Don't know his level but he was constantly headshotting me with a sniper rifle even if he couldn't see me (through a tree). Never missed a single shot. Either insanely good (and able to see through objects) or using some kind of aim bot.

 

Course at least he gave me a chance by getting in his insurgent and trying to run me down while shooting at me. I kept shooting him out of the driver's seat every time he pulled that... Then he'd snipe me again, get back into his insurgent, and try it again.

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las'night was a bit of give and take. the beginning of the night i was greeted with Chromed out Armored Kumuras zipping around the main intersection near the Rockford Hills LSC with people running around just shooting mostly different colored flares, but there was a few fireworks being shot, me being one of the fireworks shooters. was actually quite fun and had me laughing and enjoying myself. the end of the night was hardly what i call fun. someone stuck a $9000 bounty on me, which i have no problem with. i was hiding out at the downtown construction site and was one the middle floor of the building (halfway climbing the tall crane you can jump down to the middle section) fought off a few players trying to get me, but i held them off. up till now i was having some of the best fun yet, until i saw a passive making their way to me that got me a bit worried. i knew what was going to happen and it did. they slipped out of passive and even though i was watching them and at the ready, they still managed to pop a shot to my dome before i could get them. can not complain too much imo since they were using the abilities given to them to use, but i just hate these people that go passive just to get near you only to slip out of passive to kill you. i use passive alot, but would never do this kind of douche baggery. all in all it was a one of the better nights out that i have had, just the end of it was quite the let down.

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