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[Ravey Davey]

Messing about last night with a friend and he just could not shake his 2 star wanted level, he must have had it for at least 5 minutes and always seemed to get seen by cops when it was about to disappear. I grabbed a chopper and evac'd him, flying over the mountains til the stars were gone. I tried to land on Mt. Josiah but as I jumped out the chopper started sliding down the side of the mountain. I told him to jump out but he was eating at the time and wasn't quick enough, apparently as he jumped out halfway down the mountain he jumped straight into the rotor blades! We then had to run/walk/fall all the way down back to the road before we could get a car again, took about 5 minutes (including a couple of deaths that respawned us back up the mountain!)

[NuklerGhost101838]

Here's some more stories that happened recently:

 

#1: At this point in the game, I had used the stimulus to customize my rides and to upgrade my weapons so I had a decent arsenal. I had decided when I had logged into a session that I was going to work on my flying a little bit so I took off for the Los Santos Airport in a taxi (which was one of my two major mistakes in this story, but I didn't feel like leaving my car out there). I get there and naturally there is nothing except a Maverick. However, I was not complaining about it and hopped in the Maverick, not checking my minimap (my second major mistake). I get the Maverick reasonably high in the air and then decide to check the map. I notice a blip heading towards me and look down at the surface...Nope, nothing there. I then look around me and notice, almost too late, some arse in an Anniilator beginning to fire the chopper's machine guns at me (one of his major mistakes, the other was that he was not a good chopper pilot). I take evasive action around the airport but eventually I am forced to bail out of the Maverick and safely parachute to the ground. This arse of an idiot then tries to use the chopper blades to turn me into chop suey, but I was able to catch on fast enough and with a combat roll and a jump in the same direction I manage to get out of his way. I prepare my SMG and wait to see if he wants to continue the fight. Evidently he did, because he attempts to swing the chopper around again. So be it I said into the mic and emptied a clip into his body. He dies and the chopper blows up. However, because of this I was rewarded-with a two-star Wanted level. I begin to run my character's arse off as I sprint towards the gap I created to get inside in the first place and manage to get somewhere relatively safe, then call my mechanic. My mechanic rebels me for the first time and doesn't deliver the car. After a prolonged game of hide and seek I am wiped out from my own sheer stupidity.

 

#2: This one happens not long after that (two or three hours). I had joined a Mission (I think it was given from Lamar) that a higher-level and his buddy were doing which required us to steal a tanker truck and deliver it to a warehouse or something. At our mission start, we spawn in the Sandy Shores area-and the tanker was in Los Santos. A long drive awaits us I said into the mic (naturally, the other two didn't have mics....). The host hops in his car and drives off. I try to hitch a ride with the other person (girl character but don't know if "she" was actually a "she") in her fully-customized Entity XF, but she doesn't permit it and barrels off. I decide to not waste time or words over this arse and hop in my Dubsta and head off after them (I'd been off-roading when I got the invite). I was fully expecting to be left far behind and the mission to be completed before I even got there given the vehicle I was driving and the fact that the weather had went full-out monsoon season/downpour on us but to my surprise the other two, despite being higher levels and being in very fast cars, were having incredible difficulty controlling their cars, presumably because of the rainy weather and roads. They kept crashing into poles and cars so much that multiple times I passed them in my Dubsta, honking my Dixie horn as I passed by. After many bouts of this, the Demolition Derby got to their destination with me right on their tails and we stole the tanker and got it to the final destination without any remarkable incidents taking place. Afterwards, we all voted to go back to Free Roam. We get back and the host takes off in his car and the other enters her Entity so I think that's the end of it. I begin to get in my Dubsta only for her to honk her horn. I get in her car and together we go rob a store, then have a random shootout with some arses around the main LSC near Michael's place. Afterwards, I attended about three or four random invites to high-end apartments, this "girl's" apartment included, and eventually half the server joined in. It was nice to see players without having to worry about getting attacked, and it was surprising to see how that girl character turned around from where she left me behind in the dust before, but then changed and included me in a variety of activities.

Edited November 19, 2013 by NuklerGhost101838

[Gasmasks]

I was in a private session so I thought for a moment that I was safe to masturbate over pictures of my ex girlfriend's mother. Somehow this nerb got in and spam killed me whilst I was ejaculating, needless to say this added to the experience aswell as subtracted, a very strange occurance indeed.

[Volvo12345]

I had a bounty of 2 bilions on me, soo funny.. every white dot was after me, first they camped outside my house, invited them, then i ran out before them.. drove off.. and what a chase.. sticky bombs everywhere.. lmao, untill one got me.. haha, was suposed someone would get me..

[Sangers]

I was chasing a bounty and the guy ducked into LSC. So i placed sticky bombs all around the entrance and stood over the wall and waited for him to exit. Somehow he respawned past all my bombs as I blew them up and they all missed. I went to change my weapon to my rifle so I could pop him instead. As soon as I turned around, I found he had hopped the wall and was standing there waiting for me to kill him. ...I guess he couldn't be bothered being chased and killed whilst he was in the middle of doing something and just wanted the bounty removed.

[Jet Jacuzzi]

So, outside LS Customs going in and a level 10 just blaps me, tried to steal my dune buggy (can't because it locked) and then just drives off.

I'm thinking "He's only low level, no point going bonkers at him...I'll just leave it be"

10 minutes later I come across the same guy, AFK so I just get in his car and wait.

He drives off, not noticing me in his car and goes to rob a 7/11. I go 'off radar' when I see him pull up.

Now I change seats to driver, and just start driving off at about 10 miles an hour, like an AI car.

He comes out and notices his car is just driving away really slowly, starts shooting, runs out of ammo i guess as he stops and I just spend ages letting him catch up to me a bit and then driving off slowly

Edited November 20, 2013 by Jet Jacuzzi

[MOGGYASAURUS]

 

So this has been my mind blowing moment, and its certainly nothing that would be unique to me, but Im still shaking my head and laughing over it the following day!

 

Ive only been online for under a week but already its where this game lies for me. Ive had so many awesome moments so far that I cant even imagine a reason Id want to go back into single player mode again, despite having the majority of freaks and geeks and random side missions still to complete. And I was the sort of solo gamer who never gave even the slightest hoot about online gaming before! Skate on the 360 was the only other game I spent a significant amount of time online with.

 

So my xbox crashed after I left it idle to go reply to some work emails and get something to eat. When I powered back on my character was in the shower in my own apartment. Okay, I thought, usually hes in the living room but whatever. And I dont know if it was because Id recently been trying out using the headset, but the game prompted me to sing into my headset to earn rp! I was like singing, in the shower! What?! And of course you know that way when youre faced with something so unexpected that your mind goes completely blank? Well all I could think of was hits from Non Stop Pop FM! I was thinking Im a 37 year old male gamer, I cant be belting out Rihannas Only Girl in the World..! Because not only that

 

WHAT IF EVERY OTHER PLAYER IN THE GAME COULD HEAR ME?!?!!!

 

Theres even a level bar so you must have to sing away for a while before you get the rp points! It was an absolutely brilliant, tiny little thing, that just completely floored me. I already have several other crazy memorable moments involving other players but that one was so unexpected, and so obvious a feature in retrospect.

[Refuso]

I was driving around the city in a tank minding my own business when I see someone coming up to me on an ATV. He's all over the road so I stop moving in case he crashes in to me as I don't want bad sport. He parks nearby and starts running towards me so I smack him with the turret as a little warning. He gets up and drives away

 

Shortly after I was sitting at an intersection with a 5 star wanted level when I see a player heading towards me on the minimap. I turn to look and watch as an ATV crashes into the tank. The guy then gets up off the floor and back on his ATV which is now missing the 2 front wheels. I thought he was a bad driver before but you should see him trying to control it now

 

After a few seconds he gives up on that and decides that the best place for him to be is on directly on top of my tank while I still have my 5 star wanted level. Surprisingly he survived quite a while. Then I get a message from him saying "let me in"

 

 

 

I've never seen someone so fearless on this game. Anyway in the end I get a new tank once mine blows up and let this guy have some fun with it

[Pelican]

So, I'm in a Ponsonby's, seeing if I cal glitch in to Snapmatic. But, I didn't exactly find a way ... well, who cares? I spot a white blip barreling at the door. Sure enough, he's parked a Sandking in front of the door, blocking my way out. Save for a milimeter where I can stand. He goes on top of his car as I'm trying to get out, shoots once and I hide inside. He goes off his car, I go outside and try to shoot him back. Some luck, but he just hides behind a nearby tree. Then I get an idea! I pull out gasoline and start pouring it in front of the car. Meanwhile, I get a PSN message with "Haha" as the title. I light the gasoline, go back in the store and wait for it ... KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. Down goes the car and dead goes the asshole. I book out of there, go back home and take my sweet ass time to both sent a "HAHAHAHA" message over PSN and the in game messaging service.

 

Before that, I got my strength back up to a hundred, got lung capacity up to 60, finished first in the Pier to Pier race and had a blast with a new parachute jump. Also did the new Survival, and that was fun as well. Overall, the asshole was a cherry on top of a Beach Bum Pie!

[MeGusta90]

Me and my friend started a mission.

 

We had to go to the military base to get a cargobob. We got into my jet and flew there slowly.... out of nowhere my friend crashes the plane and gets a 2 star.

 

I live, he dies.

 

The cops are coming and we need a pickup (0 lives) so my friend calls for a chopper pickup, we were fending off cops left and right in the middle of a road. We had a 4 star and were shooting the choppers and cops, finally the MW chopper lands, we pop the pilot and fly off.

 

Most intense moment in GTA

[superlover2002]

haha!!!

 

[giraffeboy]

Get home from work and my flatmate is playing who's a lvl 30ish, after watching him a while he hands me the controller, so naturally I think it's cargobob time, lets have some fun. Straight away Simeons car pops up, so I book it to the nearest chopper spawn, alas it's a Frogger. So I do whatever anyone else would do and sticky trap Simeons entrance (that sounds really gay lol). So eventually I get a 'bob and decide what to do with it, see a cop car and pick it up, instant two stars and the cops in it start shooting so I drop them from a height and get on my way. See a guy who doesn't shoot at me so I land and let him on board. Land the bob to jack a car to pick up because my piloting skills were awful and just couldn't grab anything moving. So my "friend" jumps in the seat, picks the car up I just jacked and starts swinging it at me. I get knocked down once, can hear him laughing. I get up and put a sticky on the car on the sly. He tries a couple more times to get me but misses, so gives up and takes off leaving me standing there. I give him enough time to think he's away and then boom, car swiftly followed by chopper explode. I hear him call me a c*** and a minute later I got a bounty and mercs after me, so I hand the controller back to my flatmate lol.

[Gazolene]

Chilling in my tank, minding my own business when some madman drives up behind me and starts lobbing grenades at me.

 

15 kills later and he send me a message, "wtf man?"

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Joe89NUFC]

so this just happened like 6 minutes ago...

 

so there i am going to check out the new tattoos. walking across the forecourt minding my own business when some low level punk runs over and starts shooting at me with an ak47 for no reason. im level 154 so i quickly equipped my minigun and needless to say that was the end of him. he left the server after that. hope you learned a lesson today kid.

 

Edited November 20, 2013 by Joe89NUFC

[Gazolene]

so this just happened like 6 minutes ago...

 

so there i am going to check out the new tattoos. walking across the forecourt minding my own business when some low level punk runs over and starts shooting at me with an ak47 for no reason. im level 154 so i quickly equipped my minigun and needless to say that was the end of him. he left the server after that. hope you learned a lesson today kid.

 

 

 

Some noobs have to learn the hard way

[RAS_ZeroZ]

Joined a coveted mission tonight.. just as the timer was near 0:00. The three other players teenagers full of sexual angst.. I heard one say "Kick the fa**ot! NOW!" Boy oh boy were they mad that I made it in... the homophobic slurs continued for a good minute or two. So I went on my little side mission loading up the shipping container and the cargobob with stickies.

 

"Hey guys, will you give me a ride in the cargo bob. I really want to ride with cool people for once!"

 

"f*ck that fa**ot"

 

 

Such a satisfying kill... I just felt giddy inside LOL

Edited November 21, 2013 by RAS_ZeroZ

[Pelican]

I wish there was a way for us to give people like this "bad sport" points. The people in your story, I mean. Not you.

[En1gma 0nyx]

Character got deleted by accident by me.... Good side is 1 million carried over?? Good side indeed

[N1ghtW0lf]

Joined a random lobby with a bunch of people with mics, ended up following them around to see how they played and they all ended up going to the strip club! XD So I brought out my Stretch Limo from Pegasus and parked it outside and when they came out, to my surprise instead of killing me, they all ended up hopping in. We did some drive-bys on randoms. It was crazy fun. I also brought out my tank and allowed some of them to use it. Wish I could get into more random lobbies like this.

[Pelican]

Got in to a Pier Survival lobby with two members of the same crew. They didn't kick me, though they did express hope that I would pull my weight. They were nice, friendly people and we went all the way. They weren't planning on doing this with a random, it seemed, but it was nice of them to keep me along. And that was the end of my nice experiences for a while. Next I did a few missions. First was "It takes a thief". Spent a good 15 minutes chasing after this loon in his car that's only slightly less fast than mine. My lord. So, finally caught up and what does my passenger do? HE BLOWS UP THE CAR... >_> NEXT MISSION! So, I immediately got kicked without even a "we wanna solo" or something. Nope, just got kicked. FINE. Next up, "Titan of a job." I got there first, waited and saw some jackass speed up like there was a time limit or something. So yeah, we started, kicked ass and I even pulled the truck away from the hangar doors. Titan goes off without me, obviously, and the five minutes later the jackass crashes the Titan in to the ground ... GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Luckily, it returned back to better business afterwards. But man, ffs ...

[joyfulwargasm]

There was a massive car meet over by Los santos customs. Most were adders and Entity xf s. I was in my buzzard at the time and well... The rest speaks for it self. A lot of cars got ruined and I was a bad sport sadly

Douche

[joyfulwargasm]

I was minding my own business in Blaine County in the desert and some douche in a jet comes and tries to kill me making several passes... I pulled out my heavy sniper rifle. After about a clip and a half I snipe him RIGHT OUT OF THE COCKPIT as he passed me... I watched his jet crash to the ground feeling like a badass.

Edited November 21, 2013 by joyfulwargasm

[OurJud]

Just had one of the best sessions ever. I'd been bumming around getting bored when I noticed there were only three of us in the session. I was just about to quit when I decided I'd see what the other two were up to because their blips were always next to each other.

 

When I arrived I didn't get shot at as usual, and instead was invited to go along with their fun and games. I just rode with them as a spectator, but they were two of the funniest people I've ever encountered on GTAO. Half the time they would ride around together, but then one would suddenly decide to kill the other - triggering a series of tit for tat attacks on each other, finding ever more inventive ways to kill one another.

 

They were obvioulsy friends and it was great to see killing without the usual malice and hatred.

[Bloothehedgehog]

Yesterday my friends and I were at the Airport, my friend A wanted friend B to hit the fence with a car so he was stuck, but A was struggling I jumped out of my titan to parachute down. When I reach the ground my titan landed right next to him, nose first and blew A up by complete accident.

We had a good minute of laughter!

[OOM 313]

I got an awesome 2 vehicle triple kill with 1 sticky bomb while hauling ass down the train tracks in a stolen cop car. Here's how it happened:

 

Me and my friends were riding the train around Blaine county. We wanted a real challenge so we all got 5 star wanted levels AND put bounties on each other. (There were 5-7 of us). Well I fell off the train on accident. So to catch up I grabbed a badly damaged sheriff cruiser. Next thing I know there are 2 douche bags in a buzzard and one in an entity chasing me. They were on my ass spraying lead and rockets like crazy and I was dodging it like a boss. I got tired of this real quick. Asshat driver and super noob pilot were a stones throw away from me. Bad mistake, I quickly look back, stick a sticky bomb ON THE HELICOPTER, and boom. The ensuing explosion killed all 3 of them and both vehicles. It was worth the bad sport warning. (Which I shouldn't get since I was in such a dangerous situation, it was self defense)

Edited November 22, 2013 by OOM 313

[luisniko]

So this guy, called Kaz77 or something, was apparently trolling everyone in the room, including me who was in the area and came in peace. I forgave his troll for 3x, until I hit Report and texted him that i did, then i killed him when he's in the car. Then he set a bounty on my head and he sniped me. Then I texted him "Pussy" and he set another bounty and I killed him when he's idle, presumably still on the call with lester, and I left the room.

 

Then I joined a room with two beginners at level 5 and 10. The level 5 guy seemed to be stuck, so I just came to him in case he needs to be picked up. Then another guy came and killed me when I was in the car, which net him the cash from last bounty set on me. Once I respawned, I texted him "I didn't do nothing to u", get on my car and apparently he dashed towards my car as well and tried to kill me once more and yet he failed.

 

I know this is not much, but I feel I taught a good lesson to a couple of douchebag tonight.

Edited November 22, 2013 by luisniko

[Revenge of the Donut]

I was on a race about a week ago with my friend and his brother, it took place on the LS pier and we were pretty cramped together, I was in last place but there was an opening in between the two cars in front of me, so I figured by using the turbo boost at the beginning and snatching first place I could get an early advantage. So when it came down to it and I did the turbo boost at the start, My car zoomed ahead as planned, but unfortunately for me (or should I say him?) My friend's brother's car zoomed ahead and clashed into mine, now because we where on a pier there was no room for either of us to give way without loosing the advantage so we pushed into each other whilst trying to overtake one another. Next thing I knew, my friends bro's car started to get lifted on top of my until it was halfway on top, the other half of his car was hoisted up onto the pier railing (weirdest game physics ever,) as we went forwards his car continuously went to the right with my car pushing his over the edge as it went forward until it eventually went over and crashed onto the beach next to us, which gave my friend and I an invaluable head-start.

 

To me it felt like a trowel picking up a slice of pizza and dropping it into a bin or something, with the way my car just casually scooped his up and dumped it right over the edge of the pier, was laughing for the rest of the match, rotten luck for that guy, but there was just no way I was letting him overtake me.

Edited November 22, 2013 by Revenge of the Donut

[Lock n' Stock]

Some Latino dude and black guy were arguing with each other in a lobby, he used the term "cotton picker" at one point and the n-word multiple times. But it got even more hilarious when I used an angry Londoner's soundboard (with loud shouting and swearing) to grief them both by playing it from my computer speakers into my headset. The Latino guy got really pissed, calling the soundboard a "pussy" and "british bitch" as well as mocking the British accent where he went "fack off". So funny.

Edited November 22, 2013 by xXGst0395Xx

[giraffeboy]

So I'm on with my friend whose a lvl 22 or so, so I thought it's time for some cargobob fun. Stickied a car and picked it up to find some bounties to bomb. See a guy just chilling so I go over, he's taking cover by a house and firing at me as I approach. I see him duck under the porch so line myself up perfectly directly over him.......and then I press left instead of right.

[JerridPrime]

Went whale watching with my pal. Spotted one of the majestic beasts breaching and was lucky enough to capture the moment!