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[§†range]

Alright, I went up to a security guard and did the fight pose L2. Well after lipping me off instead of a fight my character froze with his back turned and hands behind his back as if surrendering to arrest. WTF.

 

The animation looked like HITMAN game where you fake surrender pose. Really strange.

[thewhitehammer99]

I seen a level 16 player down the street from me, so I approach him, (friendly) , and he kills me, whilst screaming and swearing through his mic about how he's so good etc, so I go after, kill him, and he spawns behind me, I run him over, and repeat, so after killing him 11-1 he starts literally CRYING over the mic and leaves the lobby, omg highlight of my day

[Dottie]

I figured out how to seamlessly enable the non-transparent passive mode glitch

like n subscribe for chop!

[houstoneagle]

I figured out how to seamlessly enable the non-transparent passive mode glitch

like n subscribe for chop!

 

Huh? Were you going to tell us something or just waste our time? You speak as if we know of this glitch you mention.

[SecretDonkey14]

 

 

I figured out how to seamlessly enable the non-transparent passive mode glitch

like n subscribe for chop!

Huh? Were you going to tell us something or just waste our time? You speak as if we know of this glitch you mention.

It's been discussed in lots of different threads so most people do know of it.

[houstoneagle]

 

 

I figured out how to seamlessly enable the non-transparent passive mode glitch

like n subscribe for chop!

Huh? Were you going to tell us something or just waste our time? You speak as if we know of this glitch you mention.

It's been discussed in lots of different threads so most people do know of it.

 

 

gee, that was clarifying

[awesomefoot]

Yesterday, I was doing Rooftop Rumble and accidentally blew up a guy's little hotrod ATV (forget the name of it). Anyway, someone grabbed the briefcase and my immediate thought was to give the guy a lift to the insurance building if he wanted it and I could remember the way. He hopped in and luckily I remembered it was on the same street as the Ammu-Nation and dropped him off right next to it. He did the slow clap action which was pretty funny.

[hangover_bro]

I was doing off road GTA race. I was on Sanchez and I crashed into 2 biftas that 1 was blowing the other up. I caught on fire, about half a lap on the horse track short of finish. I speed thru the final checkpoints completely aflame and crossed the finish with a sliver of life looking like ghost rider. I saved the clip with the share button. If I can figure it out I'll post it here.

[Dottie]

I landed my buzzard to give to another player (i was in passive mode and didnt want the helicopter)

*random player runs to the door before i get out and walk away*

*i killed RandomNoob324*

*passive mode disabled in 10...9...8..."

 

This dummy ran into the back blades.....

[smokingndriving]

I landed my buzzard to give to another player (i was in passive mode and didnt want the helicopter)

*random player runs to the door before i get out and walk away*

*i killed RandomNoob324*

*passive mode disabled in 10...9...8..."

 

This dummy ran into the back blades.....

 

If you throw stickies into the back seat, they fall through to the bottom and stick to the bottom. I usually leave my buzzard outside my apartment and I can see it just fine since I'm in the lowest level apartments, facing the street. When someone takes it, I watch the player eagerly start to fly away and when they're just start to fly out of view..... bam.

Edited December 14, 2014 by smokingndriving

[street_names]

I found a rare Blista on craigslist that some guy was parting out, thought I better have a look.

Seemed alright, I put the money down because of the rare factory headlights. After a while, I sourced the parts and rattle canned the rest to match.

I think it turned out good.

[GTA Master 007]

I got killed while doing it with a pro.

[BeersInsteadofGears]

Someone put a $7000 bounty on me in a big session (10+ players) after I spawned out near Fort Zancudo so, defensively, I grabbed a P-996, flew to the heavens to ride out the storm. After about 5 minutes of flying around the city in a non-threatening manner, I get a random message from another player saying "Hey sexy, are you gonna let me kill you down at Vespucci Beach?"

I send a message back "Chyeah, I'll be there in a jiffy" so I point the jet towards the beach and make landing near a stationary blip somewhere near one of the lifeguard shacks. Sure enough, the player is there waiting for me. I smoke a cigarette and he pulls out a pistol and executes me there claiming the $7000....splits the money with me and we go our seperate ways.

Sometimes all you have to do is ask nicely

Edited December 15, 2014 by BeersInsteadofGears

[Fox Stevenson]

Someone put a $7000 bounty on me in a big session (10+ players) after I spawned out near Fort Zancudo so, defensively, I grabbed a P-996, flew to the heavens to ride out the storm. After about 5 minutes of flying around the city in a non-threatening manner, I get a random message from another player saying "Hey sexy, are you gonna let me kill you down at Vespucci Beach?"

 

I send a message back "Chyeah, I'll be there in a jiffy" so I point the jet towards the beach and make landing near a stationary blip somewhere near one of the lifeguard shacks. Sure enough, the player is there waiting for me. I smoke a cigarette and he pulls out a pistol and executes me there claiming the $7000....splits the money with me and we go our seperate ways.

 

Sometimes all you have to do is ask nicely

And stole your jet?

[BeersInsteadofGears]

 

I point the jet towards the beach and make landing near a stationary blip somewhere near one of the lifeguard shacks. Sure enough, the player is there waiting for me. I smoke a cigarette and he pulls out a pistol and executes me there claiming the $7000....splits the money with me and we go our seperate ways.

 

And stole your jet?

 

Nah it had a pretty rough landing, wasnt going anywhere after that!

 

[hugh750]

tonight after failing to collect a bounty beyond the rockford hills area i was looking at a long walk back to one of the main roads, until another player tried to run me over with a bravado pickup, after i got back up he stopped and took cover, i took out my sniper rifle and shot him then i took the pickup and left him stranded while i drove away saying (to myself) "thank's for the truck".

Edited December 15, 2014 by hugh750

[SecretDonkey14]

 

 

 

 

I figured out how to seamlessly enable the non-transparent passive mode glitch

like n subscribe for chop!

Huh? Were you going to tell us something or just waste our time? You speak as if we know of this glitch you mention.

It's been discussed in lots of different threads so most people do know of it.

 

gee, that was clarifying

That's why there is a search function. If you're that interested you could always do your own research instead of expecting to be given everything on a plate. Like I said it's been explained and discussed in several threads so it won't take much effort to find out all about it. Edited December 15, 2014 by SecretDonkey14

[smokingndriving]

Lately, a new favorite trolling activity is going into passive and bumping (repeatedly) into unoccupied PVs. Their car gets a few bumps and dings, no big deal. Players seem to take their virtual cars so seriously that, despite my inability to destroy their car while in passive, they pretty much rage.

 

I've had a few instances now of players throwing stickies at my car in passive, which happens to be right next to their car (not in passive.) Then, boom. Given that I'm in passive, nothing on my car. However, just watched a player wreck his Adder (and himself) this way.

Edited December 15, 2014 by smokingndriving

[houstoneagle]

 

 

 

 

I figured out how to seamlessly enable the non-transparent passive mode glitch

like n subscribe for chop!

Huh? Were you going to tell us something or just waste our time? You speak as if we know of this glitch you mention.

It's been discussed in lots of different threads so most people do know of it.

 

gee, that was clarifying

That's why there is a search function. If you're that interested you could always do your own research instead of expecting to be given everything on a plate. Like I said it's been explained and discussed in several threads so it won't take much effort to find out all about it.

 

 

Seriously...f*ck off.

[Kaiju Blue]

Lately, a new favorite trolling activity is going into passive and bumping (repeatedly) into unoccupied PVs. Their car gets a few bumps and dings, no big deal. Players seem to take their virtual cars so seriously that, despite my inability to destroy their car while in passive, they pretty much rage.

 

I've had a few instances now of players throwing stickies at my car in passive, which happens to be right next to their car (not in passive.) Then, boom. Given that I'm in passive, nothing on my car. However, just watched a player wreck his Adder (and himself) this way.

Honestly, from what I've seen and read, it surprises me how idiotic people are in NG. Is it that hard to understand the new passive mode?

[JetsRLove]

1. I was playing potshot and my weapon mods suddenly disappeared. 2. One time I was in free roam a NPC took me out of my car, glitched out, and was in Paleto Bay. I couldn't get my vehicle from the mechanic because it said my car wasn't empty. It also didn't matter if I switched the vehicle priority thing because it was a NPC driver.

[SecretDonkey14]

 

 

 

 

 

 

I figured out how to seamlessly enable the non-transparent passive mode glitch

like n subscribe for chop!

Huh? Were you going to tell us something or just waste our time? You speak as if we know of this glitch you mention.

It's been discussed in lots of different threads so most people do know of it.

 

gee, that was clarifying

That's why there is a search function. If you're that interested you could always do your own research instead of expecting to be given everything on a plate. Like I said it's been explained and discussed in several threads so it won't take much effort to find out all about it.

 

Seriously...f*ck off.

Why? Because I didn't explain something that you could find out for yourself? Or because you can't think of anything intelligent to say now you know how stupid your first comments were?

[houstoneagle]

 

 

 

 

 

 

I figured out how to seamlessly enable the non-transparent passive mode glitch

like n subscribe for chop!

Huh? Were you going to tell us something or just waste our time? You speak as if we know of this glitch you mention.

It's been discussed in lots of different threads so most people do know of it.

 

gee, that was clarifying

That's why there is a search function. If you're that interested you could always do your own research instead of expecting to be given everything on a plate. Like I said it's been explained and discussed in several threads so it won't take much effort to find out all about it.

 

Seriously...f*ck off.

Why? Because I didn't explain something that you could find out for yourself? Or because you can't think of anything intelligent to say now you know how stupid your first comments were?

 

 

I confine my enjoyment in people's misery to within the game. Your evil knows no such bounds. Carry on, f*cktard.

[smokingndriving]

Lately, a new favorite trolling activity is going into passive and bumping (repeatedly) into unoccupied PVs. Their car gets a few bumps and dings, no big deal. Players seem to take their virtual cars so seriously that, despite my inability to destroy their car while in passive, they pretty much rage.

 

I've had a few instances now of players throwing stickies at my car in passive, which happens to be right next to their car (not in passive.) Then, boom. Given that I'm in passive, nothing on my car. However, just watched a player wreck his Adder (and himself) this way.

 

In my continued Adventures in Trolling, went into passive in my Turismo by the airport and honked at another player not in passive. Player not in passive hits my car in passive with a sticky. Moments later, someone in an Entity comes by. I move towards the Entity and first player detonates sticky, wrecking random other player's PV (BS, nice insurance bill for sticky thrower) plus random player plus original sticky thrower in the process. I proceed to LMAO.

 

It's amazing how some people (and it's more than some, seriously) in this game, when presented with something indestructible (like someone in passive), still feel the need to throw thousands of dollars of ammo at it. Or even just hundreds and manage to wreck themselves in the process.

 

One other thought regarding passive: if you see a huge fight between a lot of players, just go in passive and stand there. Collect dropped money, which you can still do in passive. Hey, $500 here, $300 there adds up and you don't have to use any ammo to get it.

Edited December 17, 2014 by smokingndriving

[Jerking For Soup]

Once upon a time, back in August, a player was shooting at me with a minigun while I was in passive. He then sends me a message telling me "Why hax bro?". Laughing at his stupidity, I turn off passive and kill him from behind. Then I shoot him and spawn kill him until he brings out his RPG and I turn on passive once again and then turn it off while he turns his back on me and kill him again. He sends me another message saying something like "Pls giv gd mode" and I laugh at him and send him another message detailing how I was in passive the entire time.

 

 

 

Hilarious how players still can not understand there is a passive mode option in the menu's.

[Hjaere]

Just created a second character (my first character is rank 217), just in case I'll get bored playing with my other character. Just bought an apartment with a 6-car garage, ''bought'' the Elegy and I was driving towards LS Customs. I noticed a guy was driving behind me on his motorcycle, going really fast. The Elegy isn't that slow and I managed to get a head start. I managed to enter LS Customs without being shot a single time. When I came out, I noticed that the player following me before, was still around (I could see him at the map on the other side of the street). I walked to the right, heard a sniper shot, and ran towards the wall. I got in position, took out the Marksman Rifle (it's available even though my new character is rank 1) and I look around for him. There he was, on the top of a roof. I aimed towards him, shot him directly in the head, boom. My first ever kill with my new character. After that, I launched a mission - A Titan of job, with four others. I finished the mission without being killed, I managed to kill 7 (the guy who killed the most killed 11) and I delivered the Titan.

A little ''story'' from me!

[houstoneagle]

Just created a second character (my first character is rank 217), just in case I'll get bored playing with my other character. Just bought an apartment with a 6-car garage, ''bought'' the Elegy and I was driving towards LS Customs. I noticed a guy was driving behind me on his motorcycle, going really fast. The Elegy isn't that slow and I managed to get a head start. I managed to enter LS Customs without being shot a single time. When I came out, I noticed that the player following me before, was still around (I could see him at the map on the other side of the street). I walked to the right, heard a sniper shot, and ran towards the wall. I got in position, took out the Marksman Rifle (it's available even though my new character is rank 1) and I look around for him. There he was, on the top of a roof. I aimed towards him, shot him directly in the head, boom. My first ever kill with my new character. After that, I launched a mission - A Titan of job, with four others. I finished the mission without being killed, I managed to kill 7 (the guy who killed the most killed 11) and I delivered the Titan.

 

A little ''story'' from me!

 

I hate when people are on their second character. I can tell pretty quick but not before I waste my time doing the rookie approach to someone only to see them juke a move that no noob could ever have done. They think they're still being clever when the whole world knows they are actually 200+

Edited December 17, 2014 by houstoneagle

[luisniko]

Just remembered something from few months ago.

 

I was in a mission with randoms and driving a turbo-equipped Peyote while the rest were driving typical supers and sports. One of them was driving a Zentorno. He honked me from behind and tried to ram me when I was on the way to get to the highway from east LS. But, oh well, streets was crowded and he couldn't catch my zigzag movement avoiding NPC cars. It was really funny seeing his failed evil plan. In the last attempt to ram me, he went all out with his speed and I suddenly turned left to enter the highway and his Zentorno crashed terribly into a hard street fence and NPC cars. I pushed my analog stick to aim the camera to the right and thought, "omg.. if this was real, he'd be instantly dead for sure.."

 

Edited December 17, 2014 by luisniko

[Coleco]

 

Honestly, from what I've seen and read, it surprises me how idiotic people are in NG. Is it that hard to understand the new passive mode?

 

 

I know right - I've been in Passive mode a lot when trying to pick up Gang cars to sell, and other players are usually completely bewildered that i'm ghosting. The amount of messages I've had saying 'hacking?' or 'how u go invisible' is surprising. Also, even though they can drive and walk through me and my PV, most players still waste ammo shooting the air around me and blowing up sticky bombs with no effect. I tell them it's passive mode but they still follow me around trying to kill me.

 

smh

[Jehannum]

Last night I did a nice bit of trolling of my favourite target: jets.

 

I noticed a cluster of guys around Fort Zancudo.

 

Using Cops Turn a Blind Eye, I get into the base and run up the tower. I dispose of the three guys at the top. The Fort Z. guys never come up the tower. Once you've taken out the lookout guys, the tower's yours. You can shoot out through the windows. The windows are bulletproof from the outside. The only way you can be hit is when a bullet comes in through a bullethole you've made in the window.

 

For twenty five minutes I'm sniping guys vaulting into the base and those on the road below near the tunnel. I love the new improved render distance on the PS4. Two of the guys had bounties; a nice bonus.

 

Those that make it to a jet, I unload five or six heavy sniper bullets and their engines are smoking from take-off. Many are then caught by Fort Z.'s own defences.

 

Finally, one guy's had enough and sets a $9000 bounty on me. This focuses their attention on to me. They keep trying and failing to get jets. Finally, one guy goes for a Buzzard instead - good move. My attention span has slipped a little by now. I'm a bit sloppy with the sniping. He launches a rocket at the tower. At least I'll get to see if it's bombproof.

 

It isn't. But now I know that, I can use it.

 

That was my kind of fun.

Edited December 17, 2014 by Jehannum