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[El Zodape]

Happened to me last night:

 

I join a Last Man Standing DM. It was just me, level 45, and a level 4 guy. I was hoping for more people to join, but he started the game anyway.

 

I see his dot around the corner, so I just stand there waiting for him to come by and blast his ass.

 

All of a sudden, he snipes me with his 9mm from the roof top. I thought the guy was just standing there around the corner staring at the wall without doing anything, but he was actually climbing the ladder to get to the roof. I did not see that coming, at all.

 

I felt so stupid.

[Justin..]

Chasing someone with a bounty and killing them whilst they stock up in ammunition and hearing them moan like f*ck on their mic lol

[WBaker]

I saw there was a high priority vehicle my crew mate was trying to appropriate from another player so I book it to Simeon's, blocade the door with a stickied car, and take a position to ambush.

 

Crew mate is a little slow getting there so I shoot the guy out of the vehicle. Respawns, dies. Respawns tries to move the blockade making the funny noise and gets blown up.

 

My crew mate finally shows up but another player trailed him. Fantastic gun battle ensues and it ends with my crew cashing in the car and a fifth player evacing him by helicopter out of the warzone.

 

I swam to safety.

[rovert]

Someone placed a bounty on me, so I hid in a subway tunnel and there's this another player in a Lazer and he's bombing the place, little did he know I'm underground so I drove along the tunnel and he's still shooting missiles on me, then I heard a loud explosion, the basterd in a Lazer crashed. I pity the fool.

[rampage08]

Anyone know how to kill people who camp at the rooftop of LSC near Michaels house ? Idk why it seems so hard killing people who camped up there.

Edited November 9, 2013 by rampage08

[Nirvane]

My first time in the game I'm leery of everyone, I do the mission where you go to Ammunation.

 

I step outside when I'm done, met by someone heading in weapon fully drawn. We shoot a little both missing wildly as he goes through the doors.

 

He parked right at the steps so I shot his tires out.

 

I make it around the corner to my car...hop in...drive off and see sparks fly as I drive off because he had shot my tires out...

 

Either karma worked well or I got incredibly lucky with some preemptive revenge.

[SantasLittlePyro]

Okay so I was at LSC pimping out my dominator, when as soon as I attempted to leave, a guy killed me and shot out my back tyre.

I didn't feel like taking his nonsense so I chased him down and shot him out of his sandking, and while he was dead I attempted to shoot out his tyres (but they were bulletproof -.-).

 

As he chased my down the street he ended up shooting out the other back tyre of my dominator so I had no choice but run on foot and steal another car and run away. I thought I had escaped him, but when I highlighted the player I saw him chasing me down on the minimap.

I stopped at an intersection, threw a sticky down onto the middle of the road and moved forward a few blocks, hoping he'd drive straight into the explosion. It worked like a charm...

...if only his personal vehicle didn't keep speeding towards me and blow up right next to my car and kill me too.

Either way, I found that moment pretty hilarious and much like karma.

[Shane_Dbns]

This one guy on my friend list had a $9000 bounty so I picked him up in a helicopter and flew to a rooftop.

 

He was standing on the edge of the rooftop busy sniping people and I thought to myself, that's free money standing right there.

I thought about it for a minute and I decided I should do him a favour and take him out.

 

I threw a molotov at him but the flames wern't killing him quick enough so I panicked and ran towards him and kicked him, sparta-style, off the rooftop.

 

I watched him, still on fire, fly down and splatter on the the ground. I felt bad but I was $9000 richer so that helped

 

Moral of the story: don't trust anyone, even yourself.

[containsjamie]

I saw a guy in a car speeding past me as I sniped him and killed him, his car spun out and crashed into a petrol station (or gas station) and blew it up. Looked like something from a movie

[rampage08]

Aaah LSB ! No wonder that name sounds familiar, i had just meet them a few hours ago.

[Pelican]

It's the best feeling in the world when you finish a survival by having to carry your other teammates through every round. "I'M THE KIND OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOORLD!"

[Shane_Dbns]

LSB sucks but my crew rank with them is level 98 so I can't leave

[madwullie]

Just a small one and probably not original but I enjoyed it.

 

Got to green Simeon's car first, planted a sticky bomb then followed the guy that picked it up across the map as he valiantly fought off attacker after attacker. Set it off just as he was about to enter an LSC. Beautiful

[JohnTaper]

A friend and I put bounties on each other, hopped on the train and used mobile cover as we killed people who came at us over and over. It was great.

[MrVadersfist]

Pulled up to the Ammu-Nation over by Simeons Autos and caught a random NPC fight. Wish the snap-o-matic could take movies, but all i got was these two shots, one mid punch, and the other when the one NPC won and just stood over the body. Too bad the dude only dropped $24...

Edited November 10, 2013 by MrVadersfist

[JohnGazman]

Not really a story per-say, but I had an eventful day of getting things into places they probably shouldn't be.

 

[Nasir_Jones]

I joined a TDM at the marsh area by zancudo but it was only with one other player. I spawn and a car is next to me, I decide to just sit back and let him come to me. I jump on the car and wait to see his little head poke out somewhere and just as I zoom in to see if he's coming, he flies over a hill right into my line of sight with a car and I quickly fire my sniper and get a headshot. It felt amazing, even though I know it won't happen again.

Edited November 11, 2013 by XxGuapoBeanxX

[PerceusSOZ]

Was searching for my Lime Green stunt jumps, and I became wanted near the vehicle impound. Some whack-ass cop decided to smoke a blunt today, because this is what I found:

 

[Biohazard Abyss]

Was searching for my Lime Green stunt jumps, and I became wanted near the vehicle impound. Some whack-ass cop decided to smoke a blunt today, because this is what I found:

 

 

That's nothing.

 

I asked Pegasus for a Barracks and they delivered it to the police department. I went through the gate to find an overturned Riot Van, lol.

[superlover2002]

some people are not nice...

 

[Mr. BROver]

^ hahahahaha

[rovert]

^ dat old asian lady, dafuq?

[Pelican]

"Oh hey, Simeon wants this vehicle." I mumbled. "Good god, there's a lot of people on this server." I then mumbled. "You took my ride, asshole!" the text said. Lester was all like. "DUDE, you got a $9000 bounty on your ass." And then I had to dodge the entire server to a pay & spray and then to Simeon.

[WBaker]

My buddy was looking to make some cash so I offered him the high priority vehicle I was driving. He says you take my heli and I'll take the bike.

 

He had gunned me down earlier for no reason so I didn't mention the ignition bomb.

 

Later as I was flying I decided to stop on a rooftop helipad. I noticed a couple players so I pulled out my heavy sniper rifle and took a single shot at two people in a car about four blocks away at the edge of the rifle's capability. I knew I was going to miss but over the mic I hear "sh*t--what happened? This guy sniped me, nice shot." It was all luck but wow...

[superlover2002]

i was at the beach today. i taught i could have look at the muscle women. i ran over 2 guys, and they started a fight on each other. was pretty funny for me.

 

[ThatRandomGuy42]

So I'm currently in a race game where I'm with these 3 other guys who;

 

Love to PIT

Drive the wrong way

and they don't know how to break.

 

Thing is, they are very easy to out-maneuver, to point where it's hilarious.

[Judas0ne]

^ Haha @ ThatRandomguy - reminds me of a race I was in a few weeks ago with (coincidently enough) a couple of randoms. We were racing muscle cars and theyd been trying to pit me on a long straight to no avail. The Gauntlet is just too much of a beast. Coming up on a sharp left they flew past me and crashed into somebody's front yard and got boxed in. I slid by and made the turn no sweat. They were yelling into their mics "Woah! how'd you make that turn?". I calmly replied "theyre called brakes. Try them sometime." Easy win.

[EyeMacHunt]

remembered this one from a thread I just posted in.

 

 

Some little bitch was using invincibility glitch in a cargobob and swearing at the whole lobby and calling them all pussies and he was trying to put a tank on a building to shoot my buzzard, so I got in the buzzard, flew over to him and rammed his back blades sending him spiralling down and he blew up mid air and died. Hearing him scream like a 5 year old girl about dying while invincible was the highlight of my entire gaming life. I was laughing so hard, so was the whole lobby.

[Inked.]

Was in a game, was about to do some crew stuff and these frenchies wouldn't hop off our nuts. These guys were bad, I'm talking bad as in 1v5 they were all dying w/o explosives. Calling in mercs and airstrikes and muggers and basically anything they could to try to kill us. Killed our weakest link, maybe twice? Then they decide "oh man we're so great, it's Tank Time!". By this point we were already hole'd up in a parking garage defending them, others, and the police off at once, so we were bunkered and had cash for the soda machines. Anyway, we decide the tank is boring us as they're all trying to use it as cover, and the tank is too incompetent to kill us. We figure, wouldn't it piss these frenchies off after they've been trying so hard and raging every time we kill them, to go smoke a bong in someones apartment. 2 of our guys go off and head to the place (just a block away). One gets in, no problem. The other plans to get his sheriffs cruiser and force the tank the bad sport, but sadly his game bugs out (because they still haven't fixed sh*t) so it takes him a bit to come back. The third guy (weak link) goes off and stuff and does nothing. So I'm sitting there defending the garage myself. I cant just drive out since the tank is trying to cup my balls, and I they haven't been able to kill me with all the advantages stacked on their side, and I don't feel right giving it to them that easy. So I keep defending and our weak link decides he's going to prove he's useful by being the support guy and get a chopper to evac me. As he's getting in his chopper, an enemy one comes in. I have 1 rocket, I go for it, but just barely miss it. And the tail rotor was un-hittable from my angle. The enemy chopper decides he wants the high ground and is trying to fly up to snipe me. While this is going on and Im going down to get out of the open, the guy in the truck has respawned and once again is trying to kill me. I kill him for the 10th time or whatever, switch to my .50 sniper and pop the guy trying to snipe me. The tank is a pussy and wont take me head on and would rather hide on the outside. The sniper and their bitch boy rushing got taken out. So my chopper lands, picks me up, and we have a great ole time pissing on these kids. I think they killed me and my 2 other guys literally only once, and our weak link like 4 times (spawn camped him which started the conflict, then I couldn't get to him to help him out quick enough, and finally the time when I died he was with me).

 

Good times, money glitching doesn't buy skill doe.

[ThatRandomGuy42]

Anyone ever had an encounter online where you see a player be an idiot, but it's so idiotic that you can't even bring yourself to laugh?