Failure of a troll. Buzzard Edition

[Hypertion]

Right so i went to the air port wanting to fly around in a stunt plane, locate it and get it.

 

before i could do anything else i saw 2 players in a buzzard float past me, i get out asap to cancel the vehicle lock and pull out my RPG in warning.

 

They start firing missiles (with very terrible aim) so i fire off a few rockets myself. they back way up and i start peppering with a MG, they get farther away (still firing missiles at me with terrible aim) and i pull out my heavy sniper. At this point i take aim and Shoot the pilot causing the co-pilot to bail. I turn around and get into the unharmed stunt plane and take off and notice bullets hitting the canopy, so i just turn the plane so all they can shoot is the underside and fly off to the city completly unharmed.

 

hehe... while they were firing missiles they managed to hit my Z-Type and the pilot was charged 11K+ for insurance... so not only did these sad little trolls fail to make my day bad but they ended up in a total loss while they were at it.

 

i was laughing for minutes^^

[Blaherman]

Be in a bulldozer driving round giving no f*cks guy in annihilator wants to tangle noob pilot comes down infront of shovel slam his homo ass down kid starts screaming and raging at the top of his lungs manages to get out of the wreck, knock him over with the shovel and give him a good crush with the shovel, ragequits, I laugh myself out of the room.

[_Rei]

Please, I've had some troll crash his plane into my personal vehicle just to claim the bounty on me. Needless to say he was in loss of cash.

[GTALegion]

Bro story, cool.

I kid, that actually sounds like something that would happen to me.

[Hypertion]

Be in a bulldozer driving round giving no f*cks guy in annihilator wants to tangle noob pilot comes down infront of shovel slam his homo ass down kid starts screaming and raging at the top of his lungs manages to get out of the wreck, knock him over with the shovel and give him a good crush with the shovel, ragequits, I laugh myself out of the room.

Oh i like that one.

 

Say what you want but sometimes trolls are just so funny.

Edited October 21, 2013 by Hypertion

[Schweppez]

Wait, what? People that blow up personal cars have to pay for the insurance? (I don't bother people so I wouldn't know).

[FarVision]

I have to admit I somewhat doubted Admirals story about Kid Raging... for that I am sorry. Had some tonight. Two little kids.. like.. 9. Were trying to do something. And talking to their parents about whaa whaa that guy killed me whaa and it was super mega annoying. I had to pull the mic cord to go off voip. Rediculous.