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I think you guy will get a kick out of reading this.

 

 

I was on Yahoo Answers looking for something when i came across this Gem

 

 

This 12 year old kid claims his dad works for Rockstar and he would get in a lot of "trouble" if he told but he couldn't help himself so he proceeded to tell what would be in GTA V he couldn't have been more wrong the stuff he did get right was already leaked at the time he wrote this post and almost everything that was leaked was indeed true.

 

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Ryeder answered 2 years ago

 

My Dad works for Rockstar, and he has been secretly talking to me about it's development for the past two years. I begged and begged, but at first he would not tell me anything about it for the first year or so- but I got into a bad accident and was severely depressed because of my injuries. I was so depressed that I would not talk to anyone for over six months, and would not even try to get out of my wheelchair to walk again, or attend physical therapy.

 

Out of total desperation, knowing how much I loved GTA, my Dad started secretly talking to me about his job, and what was going on with GTA 5. He saw that every time he spoke about GTA 5 with me I would get happier, and I even started attending therapy, so he continued telling me everything about it.

 

I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT WHAT IS IN GTA 5. All the stuff that has bean "leaked" so far is all B.S.

 

My Dad is going to put me back in my wheelchair- permantly- if I tell you all this stuff- but I cannot resist! I have been reading these stupid comments for days now, and it has been driving me crazy! I just have to say something! So here it is folks- the real deal- and I am going to get into HUGE trouble for this- but it is worth it: (Pray for me that my Dad won't break my back again- I have been through enough already!)

 

1. The protagonist is not named "Adrian" or whatever- he is hispanic though (Columbian) and his name is "Xavier". The name Xavier was chosen for the "X" initial.

 

2. The game takes place in San Andreas in 2012. There will be a timeline with days of the week, a calender, and dates. WW 3 breaks out on the date 12-12-12 in the game and changes the story drastically, and there will be a tsunami. Xavier goes from seeking revenge, and being a big time drug dealer, to saving many people, and being a real hero (Xavier means Savior in English).

 

3. The map is about twice as big as GTA 4, and much more detailed. The map will be very similar to the old San Andreas, although there will be major changes to the environment.

 

4. Xavier is young, and the game starts out on his graduation day from High School- everything is going great- until a drive-by kills his brother at the graduation ceremony.

 

5. Xavier will be buying a lot of properties like GTA San Andreas- but looses most of his properties from the tsunami at the outbreak of WW 3.

 

6. There will be gang wars- but everyone comes together to fight a common enemy. You will go from killing cops- to being a vigilante and helping the cops.

 

7. There will be military, but you will go from fighting against them when you have 6 stars, to working with them in a big way.

 

8. There will be a huge battleship that you will pilot that has big artillery, missiles, and guns that will be manned by other players in multiplayer.

 

9. There will be jet fighters, helicopters, drones, tanks, a submarine, wingsuits, jetpacks, and parachuting. There will be much higher altitudes, and dogfighting will be back- it will be in multiplayer mode.

 

10. There will be a few cars that are set up for drifting. You can mod cars, bikes, and trucks in mod shops. There will be badass lowriders, Monster trucks, and a car like the one in James Bond's "The Spy Who Loved Me" that can cruise under water like a submarine, with weapons and special features. Many new things can be purchased at the mod shops.

 

11. Bicycles are back, and there will be skateboards, and a motorized skateboard this time. There will be badass go-karts, with nitro.

 

12. The multiplayer modes will be awesome! There will be big wars with 64 players for PC and 32 for Xbox 360 and PS3.

 

13. There will be ability to shoot through walls and doors, and destructable enviroments.

14. Ability to swim will be back, with scuba tanks, "oysters" will be treasures in shipwrecks, jellyfish that sting, sharks that attack, and waves on the beach.

 

15. There will be iPhones, and you can listen to music outside of vehicles now, and other players on Xbox live will be able to hear your tunes bumping from your car as you drive by. You can take video with your iPhone and "Tweet". There will be a fake social networking site like Facebook.

 

16. Your player will be custumizeable, and a gym for working out. Your safehouse will also be customizeable somewhat.

 

17. There will be a U.F.O. in area 69, and a laser type gun with massive power like the Scarab Gun in Halo 2.

 

18. The protagonist does not die, and Niko does make a few appearances with his military experience.

 

19. At the end of WW 3, there will be a New World Order- but they will be good guys.

 

20. dildos will be back

 

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my dad works at rockstar

 

 

I wonder how stupid he felt after he found out everything his "dad told" him was all wrong

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ButtonSmasher

Can't really tell if some of those predictions are coincidences or not. It is possible that some of the ideas were scrapped. The whole "ww3" thing is B.S I think though. This isn't mw3

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"Cheer up son, dildos are back!"

 

If that doesn't get him out of his wheelchair and back to physical therapy, nothing will.

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YaDoesntHaveToCallMeRay

It could be true that his Dad did work for Rockstar. The Dad knew his son would blab, so he told him a bunch of BS as a test and lesson. :lol::lol::lol:

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It could be true that his Dad did work for Rockstar. The Dad knew his son would blab, so he told him a bunch of BS as a test and lesson. :lol::lol::lol:

 

Either that or this is what the kid himself wanted in the game...

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He sure would be a sh*tty father, working for Rockstar and knowing that the little bastard is too young for the game...

 

...but fake anyways...yet, still sh*t parents out there that bought it for their kids

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He sure would be a sh*tty father, working for Rockstar and knowing that the little bastard is too young for the game...

 

...but fake anyways...yet, still sh*t parents out there that bought it for their kids

 

Yeah when I bought the game I was IDed the store makes the cashier slide everybody's ID even when it's without a doubt the person is over the age, I said really? I know I don't look that old but I look older then 18.

 

She said yeah I know but it's story policy and we started talking while she was waiting for a manger because the computer froze and I was talking about how I was reading blogs where these 9 & 10 year olds were talking about how they can't wait until the game came out.

 

She said she couldn't count how many parents came to the store and bought the game for their kids who looked no older then 12 and the store can't refuse to sell it because it's being bought by an adult.

 

My oldest daughter is 8 and she likes to play video games but I put up the Rated M games and when she found out I bought GTA V she begged me to play it and I told her no and she gave me the "But all my other friends are playing it" line.

 

It's sad how young some of these kids actually are who are playing it.

 

I was playing Online the other night and a bunch of kids who haven't even hit puberty yet with young squeaky voices were on there playing.

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TargetPractice

He got one thing right, the Dildo is in the game! LOLOLOLLLLL

Michael's wife has a pink one! LOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

:-/

 

I miss the Jet Pack and Heat Seeking RL. :((

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

He sure would be a sh*tty father, working for Rockstar and knowing that the little bastard is too young for the game...

 

...but fake anyways...yet, still sh*t parents out there that bought it for their kids

Welcome to 2013. :colgate: People are no longer as stupid today and realize that no kid that plays this game automatically thinks "Oh I should shoot, kill, and steal in real life" that is so stupid. So stupid that you think its unbelievable that parents bought this. What time do you think we're in, 1998? Geez.
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